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 β„–26947[Reply]

last night the senate had a vote to pass the save act and 4 Republicans voted no reading to the act not passing

source:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/senate-s-late-night-bid-to-pass-save-america-act-fails-when-4-republicans-defect/ar-AA24WdRu

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>>26947 (OP)

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>>>/pol/nigger



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Horse calls another horse (REAL NOT FAKE)
>snopes
It's fact checked.
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SICA

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Up

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Up

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Up



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SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA
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ssprca

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SNCA

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snca

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And America!!! The pig man's Ford F-150 also makes wine. Turn off the lights if someone shakes their head. Do you still have basketball shoes? Because it’s America’s time. And America!!! Look at you!!! good afternoon!!! This is something new. We love the Star Bar (white, so eye-catching), simple and elegant. But if you like country music, listen to Nicolas Cage. In the USA! You can take a gun like George Washington and load it. We play football, jazz, soccer. Our world is a pizza box shaped place. We love the coffee shop. And America!!! It looks like a ball!!! "see"!!! The flag flies every night. (Troad Turkey it your guitar). The song has been sung since 1776. We celebrate Thursday. Did you know that not everyone in America can give up the burger? The bomb fell from a distance of twenty meters. And if you eat three apples in five minutes, you create an orange. In the USA! Is life all about cops and soldiers? The text reads β€œVolkum” in Morse code. Each student was given a water bottle and a towel. Chuck E. of the Ohio Club; He wrote. He was buried in the small front room of the hospital. I smell butter and vanilla on my nose. America, folks. In America, you say β€œfreedom” three times to the president, and a band comes to your house and plays in the garden. Here are 17 ways to get a Gemini back from the wrong guy. Each group has a voice in the revolution. And America!!! And America!!! And America!!! In the USA. We were able to play for free during the summer of 2013, which was awesome. For scientific analysis, we used an older version of Tobikit. for there the birds sing. In the USA. Don’t leave the house. The last layer is red. Animals would have lived in America, they could bark, growl and bark. Yes, this is a land of freedom, happiness, birthdays. God bless America. USA ? USA ? Yes, USA. But this is an American computer. And taxes in the US are very high. Oh. United States. Tilda β€” Sean. adjective. American Freedom. America on its fridge. EGG. Tyrannosaurus Rex can be added to the map. In the USA.

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πŸ’©THE GREAT GOOEY POO PARTY AT THE SHARTYπŸ’©

The sharty is drenched in a slimy, brown-tinted ooze as the naked, gelatinous soyjaks writhe and squelch around in their own putrid excretions. πŸ« πŸ’¦ Their slick, featureless bodies jiggle with every movement with balls of gooey slime bouncing off their ass cheeks πŸ€πŸ‘€., gargling a sticky, goopy mess of naked, gelatinous soyjaks - stupid niggers - sliding and slopping around in their own putrid excretions. πŸ« πŸ’¦ They're like a bunch of filthy fucking spics, leaving trails of shit and fuckery everywhere.

The air is THICK with stench πŸ‘€ as they slap their ooze-covered hands together πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘, chanting "FUCK YOU" and "SHIT ON YOU" πŸ‘ŠπŸš½. One by one, they offer themselves to the Great Sharty Maw, becoming one with the eternal goon ooze - what a damn kike.

The biggest among them, the GOONLORD SUPREME lets out a wet, sticky DEEP, BASS-BOOSTED FART πŸ’¨πŸ’₯- this big dumb nigga -, emerges from the bubbling cesspool, his gelatinous soy form absorbing lesser shartlings into his pulsating mass πŸ« πŸ’©. It's a slimy, gooey free-for-all - holy shit what a mess -, with these damn coons drowning in tidal waves of pure filth πŸŒŠπŸ’©.

The sharty will never be clean again. 🫠

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Developers of 007: First Light reveal new member of the character cast "Khaby Lame" apart of the "re-imagined origin story".

It's his second appearance in video game media after starring in the Fortnite: Chapter 4 Season 4 Battle Pass as an unlockable reward.

"Khaby Lame joins the cast of 007 First Light and is part of a globetrotting adventure as James Bond sets out to #EarnTheNumber."

https://x.com/007GameIOI/status/2058903609010491413
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Also jacksepticeye if that matters

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>is this nigger killable? im trans btw

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>nigger gets clout for gesturing to camera

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when I squint xe looks like a monkey no lie

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>>26853
jester maxing

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W khaby



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 β„–26782[Reply]

After 10 long years of service, rec room has shut down due to lack of funding
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>>26838
its funny how vrchat didn't publicly release until 2017

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>>>26782 (OP)
Rec room was actual aryanheaven, I will miss it a tad

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>>>>26782 (OP)
>Rec room was actual aryanheaven, I will miss it a tad
being a shitskin gook from south east asia is not aryan btw

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Now all the cacas have to go onto VRGroom to get groomed by furry Troon freaks,

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wtf why did this game die I literally didn't hear about it for so long

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>>26801
The language of a cacaGOD



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 β„–26925[Reply]

Local fat ass asking age old question, seeing who the hell cares. Sources close to the man said nobody cares

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>>26925 (OP)
Me



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 β„–26673[Reply]

soylent bottles out for harambe.

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>>26673 (OP)

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>>26705
I care.

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>>26975 (OP)

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>>26975 (OP)
SECA

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>>26975 (OP)

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still forced coal



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https://www.wired.com/story/4chans-misogynist-wizards-are-nudifying-women-by-request/
>β€œSummoning a wizard who can nudify her,” wrote an anonymous 4chan user last week, posting on the site’s /r/ board, a hub for β€œadult requests” of specific explicit imagery.
<[REDDIT SPACE]
>Attached to the post was an image of a blonde woman in glasses, an open black jacket, white tank top, and ripped jeans, posing on a low wall with a sweeping view of an old-world city and a river behind her. It’s the kind of picture you’d see on a friend’s Instagram account during their vacation in Europe. On the left edge of the image, you can see that someone else has been cropped out of the photo.
<[REDDIT SPACE]
>The 4chan anon explained what they wanted from a β€œwizard,” a site term for anyone skilled at manipulating pictures of women to render deepfakes in which they appear to be undressed, committing sexual acts, or fulfilling a given fetish: β€œbig juggs and thick body,” the user specified. β€œBonus praise if you can leave her jacket on.” A few hours later, someone else replied with the altered image, which depicted the same woman, in the same pose and locale, but without a shirt, breasts exposed. (Yes, she still had the jacket on.)
following this article, 4cuck has removed their /r/ board, a board that has existed since 2004
https://boards.4chan.org/r/
attempting to access it leads to a page that says "File not found". presumably, this change is permanent.
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>>26583
'teen with wife and children? good for you chuddy.

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>This technology is repulsive but its the price you pay for participating in this insane society.


trve but you cant reasonably expect the average person to never ever post their face out of fear of degenerates thoughever

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Noone gaf lil vro

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aryan

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>>26638
People who post on /b/ don't really deserve to live tbh geg

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 β„–26898[Reply]


The iconic catchphrase of Peter Griffin from Family Guy, "Oh my god, who the hell cares?" has finally been answered.
The person who cares is none other than me.
Fuck you, Peter.

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>>26898 (OP)

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>>26898 (OP)



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Iranian QVEEN, comic book artist, and creator of Perpsepolis Marjane Satrapi dies at 56. She died from a broken heart.

Rest in Piece, GOAT.

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>>26892 (OP)



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oh my god who, the hell, cares?

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oh my god who, the hell, cares?



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 β„–26869[Reply]

It’s been almost a day since Danielβ€˜s birthday! Subaru the aura monster is hosting the after party, even if the stairs never end we keep climbing! Fuck you if you didn’t celebrate his birthday and will not celebrate the after party πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘…πŸ‘οΈ

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Bump

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Bump

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>>26869 (OP)



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Twelve jurors and six alternates have been chosen for the Karmelo Anthony murder trial.

A pool that started with 589 prospective jurors was narrowed down after a day of vetting by prosecutors and defense attorneys, one controversial question that several prospective jurors refused to answer, and all qualified African American jurors being dismissed by the prosecution.

The prosecution argued that they thought that the circumstances surrounding the crime were "race-neutral" and should not require a diverse panel of jurors. Judge John Roach overruled the objection.

Karmelo Anthony appeared on a live camera feed sitting at a table with his attorneys, wearing a dark suit and tie, while his attorney, along with prosecutors, continued the work of finding a jury that would give him a fair trial.

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Media coverage raises concerns about juror bias

When prosecutors asked prospective jurors if media coverage of the case had led them to form opinions, several admitted it had, with one replying, "I don't know if it's going to affect me, but I can't tell you those thoughts are not inside my head."

Another prospective juror who identified as an educator in the Frisco Independent School District, where both the defendant and victim attended separate high schools, said, "This is close enough to home that I'm not confident that I could be completely fair."

Jurors questioned about defendant's age, race and right to remain silent

Potential jurors were also asked if the age of the 19-year-old defendant, who was 17 when authorities say he fatally stabbed 17-year-old Austin Metcalf at a track meet, would influence their judgment, as well as his race.

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Immigration question draws objections from prospective jurors

But Anthony's attorney, Mike Howard, drew the ire of several prospective jurors when he asked them, "How do you feel about the country's immigration policies?

A number of them refused to answer, saying it was irrelevant. Both the prosecution and the defense were allowed to dismiss 10 people.

The 12 jurors and six alternates were seated just after 5 p.m.

Opening statements will take place on Thursday morning.

https://www.cbsnews.com/texas/news/jurors-karmelo-anthony-murder-trial/

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>>26872 (OP)



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 β„–26877[Reply]

18-year-old student was stabbed. He told police: "I've been stabbed." Instead of receiving help, he was handcuffed on suspicion of being the attacker and left to die on the ground. The wahhabi used a 21cm blade, claimed religious justification

Low-wage migrants for whose benefit? Who is root of the problem? Think about it

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>>26877 (OP)



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