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Heil Hitler has turned a year old Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 14:54:59 №25821 [Reply]

The rapper Ye formerly known as Kanye West released the song "Heil Hitler" (later renamed "HALLELUJAH" and "THE HEIL SYMPHONY") on may 8 of last year, making the son a year old today. The song was first previewed during the livestream of Sneako and DJ Akademiks, as a part of the rollout of the album "CUCKKK", later renamed "In A Perfect World".

Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 15:34:32 №25822

NHH

Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 18:24:16 №25826

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SNCA

Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 18:25:50 №25827

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Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 06:00:03 №25806 [Reply]

There's a new virus called hantavirus. It comes from sick furfags…
Hantaviruses are a family of zoonotic viruses primarily transmitted to humans through the inhalation of aerosols contaminated by the urine, feces, or saliva of infected rodents.

Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 12:24:05 №25820

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Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 11:41:10 №25816 [Reply]

Can you guys post actual news i've been away for 2 weeks and don't know what's been happening and i don't trust normal news

Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 12:10:58 №25818

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>Can you guys post actual news i've been away for 2 weeks and don't know what's been happening and i don't trust normal news

Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 12:23:37 №25819

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Sir David Attenborough turns 100 Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 05:00:58 №25801 [Reply]

This May 8th is the 100th birthday of the British guy from the BBC nature documentaries who is also a major advocate for environmental soyience
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp3pww9g0p5o

Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 05:53:02 №25805

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SOMEBODY JUST SPILLED MILK Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 08:55:18 №25769 [Reply]

SOMEBODY JUST SPILLED SOME MILK

Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 11:17:30 №25773

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Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 16:45:05 №25783

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>>25773
i care, how could you tell?

Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 05:42:10 №25804

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>>>25773
>i care, how could you tell?

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ISHOWSPEED VISITS THE JARTY, TURNS EVEN BLACKER Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 06:45:37 №25624 [Reply]

ISHOWSPEED VISITS THE JARTY, TURNS EVEN BLACKER

Ishowspeed is touring africa right now, and he recently made a stop at the JARTY. He was immediately covered in a black goop that all the residents of the village seemed to be covered in, and they were all bouncing up and down as if there was a BBC below them. What will happen to Ishowspeed? Is Ishowspeed jerdee cultcha? We are yet to find out… until next time, sharty.

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More angles from bystanders, presumably other jartycucks joining in on the fun. Much clearer angle of Ishowspeed turning vantablack.

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Chud 05/05/26 (Tue) 22:02:15 №25706

soon he will absorb all light.

Chud 05/06/26 (Wed) 22:11:34 №25737

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>>25706
He's becoming la luz extinguido

Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 00:22:59 №25744

evendoe the jarty is in lesotho

Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 04:28:34 №25800

>>25737
Kill yourself obsessed faggot

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Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 17:49:02 №25845 [Reply]

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Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 17:53:27 №25846

test

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Something Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 04:19:23 №25795 [Reply]

TRVMP Did something does it really matter DOE nothing ever fucking Happens…. TRVMP Won btw

Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 04:27:24 №25799

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holy shit new board Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 23:14:51 №25791 [Reply]

a new board called phonk got added

Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 04:27:14 №25798

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Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 01:46:35 №25746 [Reply]

some boat with some virus spreed some fake shit over Europe and people are freaking out
>monkeypox 2.0

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Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 03:51:01 №25765

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imagine when the next "virus" come around we use this as an example

Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 07:24:13 №25767

>>25756
incomprehensible

Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 10:39:53 №25771

Imagine if it gets worse and Donald Trump orders a lock down and mandated vaccination. Will the redditors follow the orders?

Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 10:44:29 №25772

>>25771
do you think they wont they followed 2020 for god sake

Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 11:18:39 №25776

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Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 19:20:33 №25786

>>25772
But now that the orange man = Hitler rhetoric is at its strongest, maybe the reddit hordes would think twice before trusting the experts (who are owned by Trump and Israel btw).

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