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scientists create artificial cells in lab using science Chud 07/02/26 (Thu) 16:45:21 №28194 [Reply]

today we read up all about that one cell thing on libbyleaks
>sorry i meant wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpudCell
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpudCell
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpudCell
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpudCell
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpudCell

Chud 07/02/26 (Thu) 17:46:03 №28195

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>>28194 (OP)

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(The Jarty times) Chud 06/29/26 (Mon) 19:07:19 №28105 [Reply]

Lesotho government had deployed jartybusses to rescue Jartycucks in south Africa due to anti immigrant protests.
The Lesotho Defense Force also had hired 547 new soldiers.
SECA
LESOTHO SUPERPOWER ✊️✊️✊️✊️
https://www.google.com/search?q=lesotho+busses+deployed+to+south+afrcia&oq=lesotho+busses+deployed+to+south+afrcia&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCDc0MTNqMGo5qAIBsAIB&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8
https://www.google.com/search?q=lesotho+547+new+soldiers&oq=lesotho+547+new+soldiers&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCDQyMjdqMGo0qAIAsAIB&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

Chud 06/29/26 (Mon) 19:08:14 №28106

Everybaldi cares about this btw

Chud 06/30/26 (Tue) 01:56:51 №28129

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>>28105 (OP)

Chud 06/30/26 (Tue) 06:49:00 №28133

>>28129
Everybaldi does

Chud 07/02/26 (Thu) 11:58:43 №28186

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Couple arrested after climbing and proposing on Empire State Building Spire to protest peace Chud 07/01/26 (Wed) 20:29:11 №28171 [Reply]

Two masked individuals climbed to the top of the Empire State Building's antenna in New York City on Wednesday, where they displayed a banner promoting peace before making their way back down and eventually being arrested.

https://www.dw.com/en/2-arrested-after-apparent-empire-state-building-proposal/a-77792914

Chud 07/01/26 (Wed) 20:30:10 №28172

>>28171 (OP)
only in ney york

Chud 07/02/26 (Thu) 11:54:43 №28184

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>>28171 (OP)

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Shit everybody cares about Chud 07/01/26 (Wed) 21:28:01 №28175 [Reply]

Shit everybody cares about

Chud 07/02/26 (Thu) 11:54:20 №28183

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mushroom plays keyboard Chud 06/29/26 (Mon) 22:28:16 №28118 [Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch/kmlF2rw1weo

Chud 06/30/26 (Tue) 01:56:22 №28128

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>>28118 (OP)

Chud 07/01/26 (Wed) 21:25:48 №28174

up

Chud 07/02/26 (Thu) 02:28:00 №28179

>>28118 (OP)
holy shit nigga

Chud 07/02/26 (Thu) 08:36:29 №28182

OOOOOOYYYY SHROOMCUCKS ARE EVOLVING

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Birthright citizenship upheld by the supreme court Chud 06/30/26 (Tue) 20:04:46 №28146 [Reply]

In a 6-3 ruling, Trump v Barbara was settled in favour of the plaintiff to uphold the 14th amendment of the US constitution with much regret from Justices Thomas, Alito and Gorsuch. The executive order has been overruled.

POTUS later posted a sarcastic statement on Truth Social congratulating the president of China.

Justice Jacksons statement notably included the slang phrase "understood the assignment" popularised by rapper Tay Money after its virality in a 2021 Tweet

Chud 06/30/26 (Tue) 20:11:09 №28147

IT'S OVER

Chud 06/30/26 (Tue) 20:15:58 №28148

>>28147
goofy ahh nigga just deport the parents, theyll take the kids with them

Chud 06/30/26 (Tue) 20:20:19 №28149

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>>28146 (OP)

Chud 06/30/26 (Tue) 20:25:19 №28151

>>28149
nigga replies with the same thing to everything geg

Chud 06/30/26 (Tue) 20:52:40 №28152

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Chud 06/30/26 (Tue) 21:50:21 №28154

>>28146 (OP)
Luckily foreign pregrant women aren't allowed in the country, effectively BTFO'ing this

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Chud 06/30/26 (Tue) 15:06:05 №28138 [Reply]

My name is MoonMetropolis and I'm pushing 30. Mess with me and my gang and we'll do you dirty. I love porn and gore and sites with minors in it. Reminds me of the old net, when they see it every minute.

Chud 06/30/26 (Tue) 16:55:12 №28140

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homeland security made soyjaks Chud 06/27/26 (Sat) 23:04:02 №28071 [Reply]

the homeland security account on xwitter made a thread with sketches that look just like soyjaks
source:https://x.com/DHSgov/status/2070608053422993901

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Chud 06/28/26 (Sun) 22:24:48 №28090

no glasses
>nas coal

Chud 06/29/26 (Mon) 07:46:00 №28095

He probably took some inspiration from twitterniggers making their own "soyjaks".

Chud 06/29/26 (Mon) 14:39:25 №28100

'nu variant

Chud 06/29/26 (Mon) 22:08:18 №28116

>Possessed drugs award
>Resisted arrest award

Chud 06/30/26 (Tue) 11:42:34 №28135

#>>28095
incomprehensible wojaks

Chud 06/30/26 (Tue) 14:34:12 №28136

>>28116
smelly 4'7 guatemalan braptinx award

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INFAMOUS PEDOPHILE "EDP445" GIVES A SHOUT-OUT TO JIMBO AND NICK FUENTES Chud 06/27/26 (Sat) 00:03:28 №28027 [Reply]

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Chud 06/29/26 (Mon) 09:35:56 №28097

Jimbo gives shout-out to himself?

Chud 06/29/26 (Mon) 12:54:39 №28098

>>28050
IAS

Chud 06/29/26 (Mon) 14:36:27 №28099

>>28028
xe's been 'oxed 6 gorillion times thoughbeit

Chud 06/29/26 (Mon) 16:01:59 №28101

Pedos shouts out a pedo

Chud 06/29/26 (Mon) 19:05:32 №28102

GEEEG

Chud 06/29/26 (Mon) 19:05:41 №28103

keeeeek

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Earthquaque enacts total venezuelan death, esl fnf pedo among dead Chud 06/25/26 (Thu) 14:23:12 №27973 [Reply]

An earthquaque in venezuela killed 164 people and wounded 971 people or however the arepa is not eaten since they are malnourished niggers
>reddit space
Infamous venezulan known as the "esl fnf pedo" found dead after the earthquaque

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Chud 06/27/26 (Sat) 12:22:22 №28055

>Earthquaque
Aryanzuela VVQN you ESL monkeytard

Chud 06/27/26 (Sat) 15:54:13 №28063

Hay my post made it to the front page

Chud 06/27/26 (Sat) 15:54:23 №28064

>>28063
Hey*

Chud 06/27/26 (Sat) 22:08:21 №28069

This is the second time fnfpedo has died to an earthquake

Chud 06/28/26 (Sun) 01:08:48 №28074

Didn’t he die when the Americans bombed it to capture maduro earlier this year

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veneCHADS vvon nusoi

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Britain's 'first gay dad' charged with paying for sexual services of a child and rape Chud 06/23/26 (Tue) 20:02:12 №27856 [Reply]

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15919257/Britains-gay-dad-52-partner-32-charged-18-offences-including-paying-sexual-services-child-rape.html

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Chud 06/27/26 (Sat) 05:57:47 №28040

>>28029
all fags touch kids.
try to be a faggotlover somewhere else, like on 4cuck, they do be loving to touch kids and protect faggots over there

Chud 06/27/26 (Sat) 10:02:22 №28046

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>>27879
>omg

Chud 06/27/26 (Sat) 13:22:10 №28057

>somephono 'chive this, it would be a useful trvthnvke. In fact, we should aggregate hundreds of similar news articles and then make a strawpage about it. it would gemmy.

esl you 'sessed shitskin

Chud 06/27/26 (Sat) 19:07:45 №28067

>>28021
Soyteens vill get on the edits! Immediately!!!!!

Chud 06/27/26 (Sat) 22:07:28 №28068

>>28040
Projecting pedonigger award

Chud 06/28/26 (Sun) 07:07:42 №28078

>>28068
I'm not the one defending faggots here, 4cuck troon.

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Nigger leaves court Chud 06/24/26 (Wed) 17:17:31 №27910 [Reply]

THE HAGUE, Netherlands (AP) — Niger has formally left the International Criminal Court, accusing the judicial body in The Hague of selective justice.

The west African country submitted a letter to the United Nations on Monday, triggering the withdrawal process from the court’s foundational treaty, the Rome Statute.

“While the court had raised great hopes among peoples who cherish peace and justice, it has been misused and exploited,” the letter said.
>reddit space
https://apnews.com/article/niger-icc-withdrawal-process-letter-12dd257c8be8a2db5e30fd1035dd2d7a

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Chud 06/25/26 (Thu) 01:20:21 №27940

So that means they are just making dnbs all they want since they don’t have to follow international laws

Chud 06/25/26 (Thu) 12:22:01 №27959

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Chud 06/25/26 (Thu) 16:10:58 №27983

Pool

Chud 06/25/26 (Thu) 19:45:33 №27994

niggers wonned

Chud 06/25/26 (Thu) 21:29:46 №28005

>>27959
EPI

Chud 06/28/26 (Sun) 01:50:18 №28076

>>28005
ev&doe only soydults can use this site now

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Two former Uzbek villages officially become part of Kyrgyzstan Chud 06/30/26 (Tue) 17:47:25 №28142 [Reply]

As part of the ongoing demarcation of the state border with Uzbekistan, two settlements and their residents - around 2,500 people - have officially become part of the Kyrgyz Republic, presidential press secretary Askat Alagozov announced, Kabar reports.

Chud 06/30/26 (Tue) 18:05:43 №28143

Not even Nophono cares fan about this

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Niger military junta introduces new penal code criminalizing homosexuality with 5-10 years in prison Chud 06/24/26 (Wed) 23:44:51 №27933 [Reply]

https://apnews.com/article/niger-homosexuality-criminalized-penal-code-junta-459e5bf803c32a0bc1c709d14aa3b070

NIAMEY, Niger (AP) — Niger’s military junta announced a new penal code that criminalizes homosexuality, an adviser to the justice minister said Friday.

The West African nation is the latest to criminalize homosexuality, following similar measures earlier this year in Senegal.

The new penal code punishes anyone who “commits or attempts to commit an immodest or unnatural act or practices lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans-gender, Queer, intersex, Asexual (LGBTQIA+) acts” with between five and 10 years in prison and a fine, according to the text of the new penal code.

“This same penalty is applicable to persons who officiated the marriage, to the witnesses of the alleged spouses, as well as to persons who have given their consent for the celebration of the marriage and to the organizers,” the new penal code said.

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Chud 06/26/26 (Fri) 17:37:24 №28022

>>27952
macias nguema who killed 20 percent of his population because spirits told him to

Chud 06/26/26 (Fri) 22:08:41 №28024

>>27999
>its too christpilled

Chud 06/26/26 (Fri) 22:18:57 №28025

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>Good start but that's not enough. Faggots deserve execution.

Chud 06/26/26 (Fri) 22:29:15 №28026

>>28022
>african country becomes independent
>first nigger president massacres a fifth of his people
African countries should not be run by blacks, colonization was a mercy. It was literally objectively unjust to let them govern themselves, decolonization was one of the greatest mistakes of the twentieth century

Chud 06/27/26 (Sat) 03:18:26 №28036

Partial Nigger Death

Chud 06/28/26 (Sun) 00:55:14 №28073

>anyone who commits an asexual act gets 10 years in the slammer

lowkey based for banning all of the sharty from entering their country like that

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