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 №28594[Reply]

From the official @DHSgov X, the everything app, account:

To reduce the risk of Ebola importation into the United States, @CDCgov, under Title 42, and the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), under Title 49, are currently working together on a DO NOT BOARD (DNB) process with regard to the Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC). American citizens who are departing from the DRC may be subject to a DO NOT BOARD (DNB) order. Americans are able to return to the United States 21 days after leaving the DRC.

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>>28594 (OP)
doctoos

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>>28594 (OP)



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>>28596 (OP)



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>>28536 (OP)

 №28585

Up.



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 №28583[Reply]

BARNEY'S VOICE ACTOR IS DEAD

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>>28583 (OP)



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 №28485[Reply]

OH MY GOD ITS SOO STICKY AND WET I GONNA DROWN IN MY OWN PISS AND CUM AAA I LOVE POOP AND PISS MOMMY IM TRANS BTW
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 №28549

ts so tuff blud

 №28560

seca

 №28561

drink it or something

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>>28561
do dis quote

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>>28535
BVILT 4 BIBISI

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>>28537
The arrow is after the word no.



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 №28454[Reply]

This also means Angeleno has basically no involvement with imageboards now.
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>>28499
Vichan is alreadyboerfect asvit is. You cannot imorove on it. Also, the stoppage of updates is inconsequential considering that the software is already perfect.

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>>28494
but doesn't he plan to JSID in 2029? What's the point in commissioning this, unless this was in development before Quote took office?

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>>28521
He's probably gonna use the sharty as a testing ground for the nusoi software. What's the point of a software if you're gonna leave it to rot.

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>>28494
i really hope the design stays identical

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>>28521
quote decided to start developing it so he probably has a plan for it



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 №28547[Reply]

Trump praised as "hero of Israel and Jewish people" by prominent Israeli rabbi

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-reveals-who-hes-eyeing-replace-lindsey-graham

>Speaking at an event in Jerusalem, Rabbi Eli Ben-Dahan, one of Israel’s most influential religious leaders, credited Trump with strengthening U.S.-Israeli relations and supporting policies favorable to Israel.

>"President Trump has stood with Israel and defended the Jewish people. For many, he will be remembered as a historic friend and a hero," Ben-Dahan said.
>Trump thanked the rabbi for his remarks, saying his administration would continue to support Israel and work toward strengthening ties between the two countries.
>Supporters of the president praised the comments as evidence of strong international backing for Trump’s foreign policy, while critics argued the statement reflected political divisions surrounding the administration.
>The White House said the remarks highlight what it described as "an unprecedented partnership" between the United States and Israel.

 №28548

you just lost the game

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>>28547 (OP)



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 №28550[Reply]

On the night of July 13, 2026, rapper Nettspend was reportedly arrested by the police for driving without a license in his red base model Chevrolet Corvette Stingray. Nettspend was live-streaming himself on Instagram, previewing snippets of unreleased music to his fans. As Nettspend only had a learners permit, he would have been violating his permit’s curfew at the time. No bodycam footage or mugshots have surfaced.

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>>28550 (OP)



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 №28417[Reply]

nothing happened today

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>>28417 (OP)

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>>>28417 (OP)

I care

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>>28083 (OP)
>quote is attentionwhoring
Maybe he really is a pooner

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>>28083 (OP)
QUOTE SHUT IT DOWN

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> fix my fuckin site nigga

 №28270

Every mawd did ts its obviously a joke mayne

 №28287

TQD

 №28529

it's just a oneyplays reference



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 №28477[Reply]

Is it over?

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 №28515

>under 100
holy shit yes it is



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 №25526[Reply]

Note: They are sadly extinct but they were reconstructed using A.I.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUlcf6ykT7v/

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVNMPAKk_7C/
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 №25622

Oh my god I care about this. Shit everyone cares about. Shit everyone cares about.

 №25623

Oh my god I care about this. Shit everybody cares about. Shit everybody cares about.

 №25664

Turn them into soyjaks.

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>>25526 (OP)

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>super saging a thread that's at the bottom of the catty



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 №28500[Reply]


Soybooru productions in collaboration with the Lesotho national film industry is set to release the JARTY (2027) movie soon, with no exact release date announced. Despite focusing on Jartycuck™️, it will also feature the ESL FNF Pedo™️, with some claiming xhim to be Jartycuck™️'s love interest.

Will (You) be watching?

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The JARTY(2027) movie will shine a light on the intricate and tragicomedic life of Jartycuck™️ and his ESL misadventures. It will allegedly feature a Lute™️ cameo and may have set up Kuz™️ as a villain

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 №28165[Reply]

Following recent soylitical polarization, Quote, de jure owner of the inner soysphere, has hereby signed the "anti international troonery alliance" pact (chiefly called "'ti-troonintern"). [src:Soy Times]
In short, an alliance between the Inner-Soysphere, Kiwifarms and the Risehan group has been reached, aiming to "eliminate international goonery, troonery, and discordery." [src:The Booru Broadcasting Channel]
This move comes after many controversies surrounding the Quote administration and its "numerous poorly thought out decisions". With some scholars calling it a "right step towards the de-jewification of our society", while critics call it a "plain and simple distraction from the Quotecord files". [src:The Soywiki post]

The action plan consists of "sharing critical intel, talents, trusted jannies, and moderation technologies. […] we will share everything important, including battles; creating a united front to fight against degeneracy."
One of the first, more 'concrete' move from this act will be to "detroonify 4chan" through a "special 3 day military operation" aimed to "rid 4chan of offsiting, non *chan culture proper posters, such as lolicoons, bbcposters, and gooncordians and restore, of course, /qa/," said Quote [src:Quote on IRC], which some Quote dissidents have been calling "useless /Qa/ revanchism instead of focusing on our userbase". Meanwhile Kiwifarms is "planned to benefit from the talents of /raid/ to protect ourselves against DDOS attacks and fraudulous lawsuits", Null said. Finally the RiseHan group is planning to initiate an attack on Asian porn sharing websites, the most infamous ones being Pixiv, Brapaag, and Inkbunny; sites that have already been under /raid/'s crossfire. [src:The Soywiki post]
While some fringe conspiracy theorists point the finger at possible connections between the PLA's cyber force and the RiseHan group, rest assured that this has already been debunked by renowned experts. [src: The SCIENCE™ and The Experts™]

Finally, some more organisms are in talks of joining, including separatist 4/pol/ and Rdrama.[src:Soy Times]

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>>28165 (OP)

 №28189

>Detroonify 4troon
You can't fix what has always been broken though.

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 №28211

>signs anti-troonerism pact
>has cobbletroon on his team
rape and kill Quote. in real life.

 №28234

Can some mentally stable non faggot create a good non dnb imageboard please

 №28502

up



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 №28082[Reply]

https://www.tiktok.com/@www.heyselcuk.com/video/7655384196197780758
Facing extreme living costs and the total loss of his production setup, he is halting all content creation to relocate to the "poorest village in the world", doe he mentioned that a possible comeback could happen months down the line.
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 №28203

Based funny tvrkaryan

I hope the best for him, he was really funny

 №28327

I hope bradarGOD makes it somehow

 №28334

Sigger nex

 №28439

The 'tok lost a real one in ohio or something😢😢😢🗿💀

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>>28082 (OP)

 №28495

Didn't he open a GoFundMe and reached the the goal?



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