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Apu returns and makes his first appearance on the Simpsons after a decade Chud Z0P8PWzY 10/19/26 (Mon) 02:31:16 №31679 [Reply]

https://variety.com/2026/tv/news/the-simpsons-apu-new-voice-sunil-malhotra-hank-azaria-1236915177/

Chud Z0P8PWzY 10/19/26 (Mon) 19:39:26 №31741

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Chud Z0P8PWzY 10/25/26 (Sun) 02:00:05 №31965

must….not…sneed

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Building collapse in Nairobi, Kenya Chud ITgVTed4 10/23/26 (Fri) 23:52:25 №31865 [Reply]

Hundreds perished along with the DNB

Chud ITgVTed4 10/24/26 (Sat) 20:48:26 №31944

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STICK RUN CREATOR TROONS OUT AND BURNS XEMSELVES TO DEATH Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 23:12:14 №31790 [Reply]

Manuel Otto, the creator of Stick Run, livestreamed his own death on Twitch and turned into TROON BBQ. Supposedly he had committed suicide because he was suffering from metastatic cancer btw, if that matters.

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Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 21:32:06 №31828

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>Otto

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 22:23:06 №31831

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Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 22:24:23 №31833

free palestine free palestinee ackkkkkkk

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 14:27:29 №31850

I looked up the game, I thought it was that popular online game I played in school years ago, but it turns out it's some nophono game

Chud 10/24/26 (Sat) 05:28:03 №31894

YWNBAW N I G G E R

Chud 10/24/26 (Sat) 06:14:32 №31899

Someone post the one with the Arthur brown Fire audio

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Nintendo Switch 2 Jailbroken with AI Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 21:48:52 №31829 [Reply]

with the help of AI, someone has successfully added custom characters to Mario Kart World, a Switch 2 Exclusive.
https://x.com/pepsipu/status/2113117920373137622

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 22:22:41 №31830

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Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 04:26:54 №31842

seca

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 19:58:21 №31858

hi

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Stickrun creator sets himself on fire Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 10:08:43 №31846 [Reply]

https://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/wshh78qZApQNg3RJekdW/stick-run-creator-manuel-otto-30-reportedly-dies-after-setting-himself-on-fire-during-twitch-stream-months-after-revealing-cancer-battle-warning

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 13:28:41 №31848

I get that he didn't want to suffer long-term but why the fuck would he livestream his death

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 13:44:27 №31849

days old news

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 15:55:56 №31854

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A New pasta just dropped and it will change your life Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 22:59:43 №31835 [Reply]

I saw a black man and his blonde girlfriend.
He was making a lot of noise in the library so I confronted him.
That was a mistake.
He got mad and stared me down, then stood up and approached me.
I backed up.
"bix noods mutha fuggen whitey man fuggen nga muh dick nga you best not be doin dat sheit man dem som stupid n sheit man"
I undersood immediately.
He grabbed me by the throat.
Stop.
Help.
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Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 23:16:36 №31836

https://www.wattpad.com/

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 15:53:35 №31851

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Police to arraign man who slashed child's throat to death Chud 09/21/26 (Mon) 20:39:50 №30719 [Reply]

A 37 year old father who slashed the throat of one of his four children to protest his wife's refusal to allow them have a fifth child will be arraigned before court later today.

The suspect, took a machete in the full glare of his wife and other children, and slit the throat of the three year old boy, who is the last of his four children whose name was given as Sitsofe.

The incident happened at a village called Kpeyiborme near Kpeve in the Volta Region.

The Peki Police have only identified the suspect as Gideon Abotsi, aka Jarrah, a farmer.

The Volta Regional Police Commander ACP Peter King Yentumi tells Joy News the suspect will be put before court.

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Chud 09/21/26 (Mon) 22:21:56 №30722

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>>30719 (OP)

Chud 09/24/26 (Thu) 00:05:30 №30785

this is the guy who created DNB btw

Chud 10/08/26 (Thu) 19:32:38 №31327

Bump

Chud 10/09/26 (Fri) 11:41:10 №31342

up

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 16:19:26 №31821

Im hungry

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new wimpy kid book out Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 22:58:04 №31789 [Reply]

A new wimpy kid book called fight or flight came out
>shit cacas care about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvMacoaJHqg

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 15:55:43 №31853

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Numberjacks turns 20 years old today Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 12:45:42 №31534 [Reply]

Numberjacks is 20 years old today so it's a moral obligation to force it today nusoi

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 15:40:53 №31539

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Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 15:42:59 №31541

>as seen on bbc

Chud 10/19/26 (Mon) 22:09:09 №31752

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Chud 10/20/26 (Tue) 13:49:27 №31770

happy birthday, numberjaks
YWABAG

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DNB DAD FOUND ON INSTA Chud 10/19/26 (Mon) 23:46:27 №31760 [Reply]

(continuing the DNB DAD on xitter news) Gideon Abotsi, a man who slashed his child to death with a machete because his wife wouldn't have sex with him (creating the infamous DNB image) had his insta account discovered. His account is based in Ghana, and his last post was a month before his arrest.
https://www.instagram.com/gideonabotsi/

Chud 10/20/26 (Tue) 10:37:59 №31765

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Trump prefers the BBC Chud 10/19/26 (Mon) 08:49:15 №31698 [Reply]

this is a win for maga-trad ameriGQDS who also love the BBC

Chud 10/19/26 (Mon) 19:39:12 №31740

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SWINNY SHUT DOWN Chud 10/19/26 (Mon) 18:16:00 №31728 [Reply]

snca news, the swinny jsid, which counts as history's first swedish loss

Chud 10/19/26 (Mon) 19:38:15 №31737

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Salt was in the epstein files Chud 10/18/26 (Sun) 11:18:48 №31629 [Reply]

His name was there five hundred times

Chud 10/19/26 (Mon) 02:13:28 №31675

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Chud 10/19/26 (Mon) 13:47:53 №31710

trve

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POSSIBLE WAR IN THE NORN OF AFRICA Chud 10/19/26 (Mon) 13:00:39 №31705 [Reply]

tensions between ehtiopia and eritrea (a former ethiopian province that seceded in 1993 which is also a north korea level dictatorship) are rising. eritrean soldiers are getting close to the border with ethopia. also, ethiopia broke ties with eritrea recently. a war might start soon (ev&o its africa, there are like a thrembillion wars happening here already, so what do you expect?)

Chud 10/19/26 (Mon) 19:38:59 №31739

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Grief has been verified Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 17:11:46 №31059 [Reply]

Geometry Dash player Doggie has beaten the new hardest level in the game, Grief, after two years since starting his journey to beat the level.

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Chud 10/14/26 (Wed) 17:12:58 №31489

Geometry dash is shit

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 23:34:57 №31548

>Geometry dash is shit
nigger

Chud 10/17/26 (Sat) 19:47:00 №31576

why does anyone care

Chud 10/17/26 (Sat) 19:57:26 №31578

Geometry Dash players when the doctor pronounces their son dead and their wife goes through the stages of grief (insane gd reference)

Chud 10/18/26 (Sun) 17:49:44 №31640

i care btvv

Chud 10/19/26 (Mon) 01:48:50 №31670

>>31059 (OP)
SECA