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'Literal Who' has died of soylent abuse Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 23:53:41 №28486 [Reply]

Unfortunately to all nusois, the man, the myth, the soy, 'Literal Who' has died of soylent abuse. He will be dearly missed.

1996-2026

Chud 07/12/26 (Sun) 04:37:46 №28490

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>>28486 (OP)

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NEW HEADCRAB TREND Chud 07/12/26 (Sun) 01:35:32 №28487 [Reply]

This new wearable fashion statement had gained popularity on Instagram and Tiktok with the hashtag #LVHeadcrabs. Black people are raving about the new Lois Vuitton headcrab and they say "It's infectiously trendy". It's the new hat that has a Lois Vuitton logo on the top and it makes rattling sounds when left in the corner. Billions of people are wearing them in the streets.

[PROGRAMMING] - BILLIONS MUST WEAR LV HEADCRABS - BILLIONS MUST WEAR LV HEADCRABS - BILLIONS MUST WEAR LV HEADCRABS - BILLIONS MUST WEAR LV HEADCRABS.

On other news: Chudcel neo-nazi racist conspiracy theorists IDIOTS believe that the new headcrab trend is a massive plot to achieve TND by infecting them and turning them into zombies. Our fact-checkers have found that this isn't true and the claims are completely fabricated. The chudcel neo-nazi conspiracy theorist schizophrenic racist evil monster has been arrested for even stating outlandish claims.

Chud 07/12/26 (Sun) 04:37:26 №28489

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>>28487 (OP)

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Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 07:40:45 №28470 [Reply]

Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 12:20:42 №28474

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>>28470 (OP)

Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 15:53:07 №28481

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>>28470 (OP)

Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 18:27:41 №28483

snca

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SHARTY CROWNED OFFICIAL TRANS QUEEN Chud 06/28/26 (Sun) 15:10:56 №28081 [Reply]

Cute and valid
https://lifestylefortress.com/the-internet-falls-in-love-with-sharty-marty-the-funniest-girl-in-nyc/

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Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 13:34:00 №28444

>>28123
>2009
reported you're a caca

Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 19:04:17 №28449

>>28081 (OP) (OP)
NO ONE GIVE A FUCK

Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 19:05:41 №28450

Cooo~
*gulps*
sume
Gaebies big, plump cock
Release half life 3 or tf3 after a fe- aueeee~
Decades pleaseCooo~
*gulps*
sume
Gaebies big, plump cock
Release half life 3 or tf3 after a fe- aueeee~
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Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 19:07:12 №28452

>>28450
what

Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 05:47:17 №28465

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Live footage of frogposters released Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 23:39:23 №28459 [Reply]

Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 23:41:29 №28460

KYS ULTRAKILL WON ULTRAKILL IS BETTER THAN YOUR SHIT soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive SHIT FLINGING WHITE-NIGGER WIMP LOSERS BLAMING EVERYONE ON A INDIE GAME IN ITS PRIME PERFORMANCE. HISTORY WILL REMEMBER ULTRAKILL HATERS AS BASELESS FAGGY CRITICS WHO DIDNT EMBRACE THE ART OF THE ROBOTIC CYBERGRIND, PIERCING OF HEAVEN AND EXPEDITON FOR BLOOD. YOU ZARTYCUCKSKYS ULTRAKILL WON ULTRAKILL IS BETTER THAN YOUR SHIT soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive SHIT FLINGING WHITE-NIGGER WIMP LOSERS BLAMING EVERYONE ON A INDIE GAME IN ITS PRIME PERFORMANCE. HISTORY WILL REMEMBER ULTRAKILL HATERS AS BASELESS FAGGY CRITICS WHO DIDNT EMBRACE THE ART OF THE ROBOTIC CYBERGRIND, PIERCING OF HEAVEN AND EXPEDITON FOR BLOOD. YOU ZARTYCUCKSKYS ULTRAKILL WON ULTRAKILL IS BETTER THAN YOUR SHIT soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive SHIT FLINGING WHITE-NIGGER WIMP LOSERS BLAMING EVERYONE ON A INDIE GAME IN ITS PRIME PERFORMANCE. HISTORY WILL REMEMBER ULTRAKILL HATERS AS BASELESS FAGGY CRITICS WHO DIDNT EMBRACE THE ART OF THE ROBOTIC CYBERGRIND, PIERCING OF HEAVEN AND EXPEDITON FOR BLOOD. YOU ZARTYCUCKS

Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 12:22:08 №28475

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You will not be able to play GTA VI on the Talmud, Rockstar says Chud 06/29/26 (Mon) 21:10:05 №28107 [Reply]

In what has been perceived as a vile antisemitic attack on the jewish community, Rockstar North has confirmed that the sixth installment in the Grand Theft Auto series will not run on the Talmud, citing its lack of graphical processing capabilities.

The state of Israel has condemned Rockstar for this move, and the ADL is believed to be mounting a lawsuit against the gaming corporation.

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Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 16:20:36 №28367

>>28107 (OP)
Sucks

Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 16:21:14 №28368

fucking antisemites. May the Big Yahu strike them

Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 16:21:37 №28369

fucking antisemites. May the Big Yahu strike them

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 16:43:43 №28418

its oyver

Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 03:24:23 №28433

geg

Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 07:42:08 №28471

>>>28107 (OP)
>Spadesons lost….
Geg

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CRITICAL CLOUDFLARE VULNERABILITY LET USERS ACCESS WEBSITE OF CHOICE Chud 07/08/26 (Wed) 23:41:51 №28392 [Reply]

On Thu Jul 9 2026, Cloudflare was hit by a severe 0-day discovered by the state-sponsored actor known as APT-S0Y.
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The vulnerability allowed users to access websites without being stuck looking at the spinning captcha thingy for 10 minutes. A patch was quickly put in place by the Cloudcuck team, thanks to coordination between researchers at the SNCA facility and the Cloudcuck programmers.

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 13:26:16 №28413

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>>28392 (OP)

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 19:12:17 №28423

up

Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 16:40:50 №28445

up

Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 06:41:17 №28469

UPP

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BPD IS NO LONGER MY PRIMARY DIAGNOSIS. Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 14:58:41 №28215 [Reply]

THERE IS NO MEME. BPD IS NO LONGER MY PRIMARY DIAGNOSIS.
I AM FINALLY FAILING TO MEET ALL OF THE CRITERIA AFTER A DECADE OF INTENSIVE PSYCHIATRIC AND PSYCHOLOGICAL TREATMENT.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrollCoping/comments/1ufsonh/legitimately_didnt_think_id_live_long_enough_to/

Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 16:08:57 №28218

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Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 03:34:32 №28246

i absolutely fucking hate sono bisque doll, all of these high school slice of life romcom mangas are bullshit wish fulfillment for redditors and tr/a/nnies, but this show brings it to the next fucking level. nothing about this show feels natural at all. marin is literally just a bunch of buzzwords of things the target demographic (redditors and loser hikoneets who are probably days away from hanging themselves) likes. "DOOD… WHAT IF THERE WAS A GIRL… AND SHE WAS LIKE HOT AND POPULAR AND STUFF… BUT SHE WAS LIKE ALL THE OTHER GUYS… AND PLAYED LE EBIN HENTAI GAMES AND WATCHED LE MANGA TOO????" And then to add on top of this, she acts and dresses like a skank (no girl who dyes her hair like Marin would get away without a writeup from the school, at least not in Japan), hell most of her manga is just bullshit fan service of her in lewd cosplays, yet at the same time she's "le pure and wholesome trad girl" who look at guys for their pure, thoughtful personalities and not just looks. and to add to that, she's also anti-tsundere, from only like ten chapters in she realizes how much she "wuvs" gojou, and she's only anti-tsundere because midwit redditors are too fucking stupid to understand the power of a great tsundere character. nothing about her or her manga feels real. in reality, a person like marin wouldn't give two shits about the games or the tranime she pretends to enjoy, it'd all just be bait to attract lonely men to fuck with and use, much like how belle delphine and all these other e-thots act like they "HECCIN LOVE VIDEO GAMES" when in reality they only say that just to get more cash from simps and the only games they play are basic bitch shit like the sims, minecraft, animal crossing, whatever shit is being shilled at the moment maybe red dead redemption 2 and league of legends (where they get carried by the group of dweebs they're carrying along as they think they all have a chance with her), and the mangaka for sono bisque doll is no better. i'm pretty sure she said on the record that only made sono bisque doll just to make fat loads of cash from losers and make fun of them, and unfortunately it's working. she's playing these motherfuckers like a fiddle. in a just world she'd be beaten to death along with all the other egirls and whores who use men, but this world isn't just

Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 04:19:52 №28247

I FUCKING HATE every nigger at r/TrollCoping
they are all trannies posting the same 'OH MY HRT SOMEPHONO JUST MISGENDERED ME IM TRANS BTW' or 'IM CUTTING MYSELF OR SOME BAD THING BEACUSE I GOT HECCIN RAPED' bullshit

Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 09:32:15 №28258

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>>28247
They do some gems like this

Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 13:16:04 №28443

gem thread

Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 21:23:03 №28456

We need to 'ape r/TrollCoping NQW

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namefields are back on /soy/ Chud 07/05/26 (Sun) 08:18:11 №28294 [Reply]

the namefield has returned on /soy/

Chud 07/05/26 (Sun) 08:19:27 №28295

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OYYY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS SOYPOCALYPSE 2.0 FROOT SOOT DOOT QUOOT KOOOZ HELPPP

Chud 07/05/26 (Sun) 11:26:48 №28303

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>>28294 (OP)

Chud 07/05/26 (Sun) 13:04:25 №28307

Rip

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Ognjen Bozic / Ogithefox / ogithefox1 / ogidafox1 / Ogika_358 / Ogika_35 / Ogika_38 / oljabozic / al Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 05:42:27 №28396 [Reply]

Either this guy has remained unnoticed or was noticed but never caught my attention. I found a individual by the name of "Ogithefox" which is apart of the kits notorious for doing illegal shit involving CSAM material, he also has groomed a 10 year old girl and tried to get the kid to swat someone who made a video on him and admit to trying to get them swatted honestly pathetic, (this is a bit shitty of a video, but whatever link is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOCjoA3mw7g it goes into depth about this degenerate) this guy is a literal pedophile and honestly should be reported to anywhere which will get progress and get him arrested for this degeneracy of his. Which is why I am phonebooking him. He is a retarded degenerate with a massive ego. Ognjen Bozic under his Ogika_35 alias can also be seen reposting things relating to furries on TikTok and saying weird things on the repost. He also seems to be having weird fetishes and tried to sexually roleplay with someone before.

Name: Ognjen Bozic
DOB: December 2010
Age: 16
IP Addresses: 87.116.163.175, 102.195.118.10, 109.175.45.239, 198.251.83.153, 198.251.84.75, 87.116.161.202, 87.116.163.6, 87.116.182.227, 87.116.164.123, 87.116.161.93
Email: barjejord54@gmail.com
HWID: 75BAD1126D1693EDAAA8046878F19480

Mother: Olivera Bozic
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Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 21:38:17 №28429

Boards*
Sorry guys, me is esl o algo

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 22:41:12 №28431

>>>28409
>I have to agree, man.
>Why did these cacas bring their 'cord drama litteral who SNCA to the Sharty?
>Not only the Sharty, but /news/ of all bouard???
*esl niggerblabble n assumes its all ‘cord drama*

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Looking more into Ognjen Bozic / Ogithefox I saw he has been allegedly caught (the video is taken down, due to the channel where it was posted was deleted) in a roblox condo server on Discord.

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>>28396 (OP)

Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 08:13:41 №28437

>>>28396 (OP)
This should be put on the front of the /news/ board lol

Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 11:28:27 №28440

>>28434
geg that looks funny

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stupid 'p distributing 'cord furry faggot Chud 07/06/26 (Mon) 06:35:29 №28331 [Reply]

found a retarded 'p distributing nigger who has 'p links, meet this nezz nigger some chronically online furfag sore loser who does nothing other than make shitty retarded gooner slop on tiktok and youtube this nigger is best known for cp distributing and should be 'oxxed for sending 'p links uncensored on purpose to 15 year old minors on discuck, also a 'cord nigger as you can see rofl i will list profiles and aliases i find and you can 'oxx her aliases: nezz / nesquik56635 or some shit / ness / nessfdp / nezz_kit / nezz.i1
profiles:
https://www.roblox.com/users/5246688497/profile / https://archive.ph/Mdy8J
https://www.youtube.com/@nezz.i1 / https://archive.ph/VBweY
https://www.tiktok.com/@nessfdp / https://archive.ph/enqrs

Chud 07/06/26 (Mon) 06:37:57 №28332

im bumping even doe

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>>28331 (OP)

Chud 07/08/26 (Wed) 13:09:13 №28381

Up

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 17:12:04 №28420

>>28331 (OP)
Put this on /raid/ or /soy/ nigga

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 21:30:20 №28427

>>28331 (OP)
Nigga this is the wrong board

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Jimbo confirmed alive, spotted posting on r/kitchencels Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 00:03:12 №28393 [Reply]

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 00:11:28 №28394

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>Jimbo

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 13:24:32 №28412

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>>28393 (OP)

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 21:12:53 №28426

>>28394
>2025 is le old
holy shit kys

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Bonnie Tyler, singer of "Holding Out for a Hero" and "Total Eclipse of the Heart", dead at 75 Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 19:47:32 №28424 [Reply]

Today it was announced that Welsh singer-songwriter Gaynor Sullivan, professionally known as Bonnie Tyler, has suddenly died while being treated for an illness.

Bonnie Tyler was one of the biggest breakout stars of the 1970s and 1980s in the pop and rock music world. Her early hits such as "Lost in France," "More Than a Lover," and "It's a Heartache" reaching No. 4 in the UK and No. 3 in the US Billboard Hot 100 in 1977 and 1978. Her duet with Jim Steinman in 1983's "Total Eclipse of The Heart" was arguably the epitome of her career, with the album selling 13 million copies and becoming No. 1 worldwide. The following year, "Holding Out for a Hero" became an instant classic for the musical drama film Footloose.

In 2023, Tyler was awarded the honour of the MBE (Member of the Order of the British Empire) for her outstanding contributions to music and pop culture in the UK by Prince William on behalf of the wishes of Her Late Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

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SOOT IS DEAD Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 16:51:41 №28419 [Reply]

This just in, Soot, the founder and first admin of soyjak.party, has just died from a gunshot, shot by Yuri Kuznetsov, a man planning to buy the site. Now that Soot is dead, the future o- wait what do you mean I'm 4 years late? No, look, it says- 2022… How come we're getting this report now, then? Ah, fake tip. Get that a lot from this "Snarky Snappy" guy. This from him? No? What the fuck is KolymaNET? Next story, please. Better be true this time.

Snopes:
Well we found out it was fake so…

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4cuck fine Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 01:52:57 №28242 [Reply]

The hacker Forrest Chan (better known as 4chan) has recieved a fine of $800,000 from the United Kingdom's communications regulator.
As you would expect from Forrest, he was…very…mature making a response with an AI generated hamster, being quoted as saying:
>You want money, huh? Come get it.

Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 10:38:32 №28261

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