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The infamous "Omori Bus" has been spotted driving in Tokio, Japan. Citizens are advised not to board and to keep their distance to this harmful vehicle and any obsessed passengers they may encounter.

Mujahideen of the Islamic State killed 6 and wounded more soldiers of the Nigerian Jardee army burning a vehicle and seizing nine machine guns

International Seal Day takes place on March 22. It is a day set aside to raise awareness about seal conservation around the world. It’s also a day for us seal lovers to honor this amazing sea mammal. Seals are not only adorable and attractive, but their presence in the world today has a significant impact. They are also the most targeted marine mammal on the planet. These creatures are in danger of soon becoming extinct. Humans have always posed a significant threat to them, as people capture them for feed, blubber, or pelts. As a result, this day is observed to emphasize the importance of preserving their population. This international holiday was established in 1982. Since then, the holiday has been observed yearly on March 22. The total number of seal species was already declining at the time. Seals were increasingly becoming victims of humans. This is because humans hunted seals for their pelts, blubber, and meat. To put an end to this brutality, the day was proclaimed the “Day of the Seal.” The United States Congress established the worldwide holiday to raise awareness among Americans about the plight of seals. They developed several projects to raise awareness about the importance of protecting seals. A seal is classified as a pinniped, which means “fin-footed” in Latin. The walrus and sea lion are two other pinnipeds. Seals are distinct from other pinnipeds in that they do not walk with their flippers. They frequently move about on their bellies when on land. Their flippers assist them to move quickly in the water. Seals are also calmer and smaller than sea lions and walruses. Seals are located around the north and south poles. They are preyed upon by predators and hunters. This has put their population at risk. This day was established to raise awareness about how they might be saved. This day is observed all over the world. Although seals dwell in the Arctic Circle and Antarctica, millions of people around the world adore them, and so this holiday is observed globally.
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https://www.nationaldaycalendar.com/international/international-day-of-the-seal-march-22

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Big Chungus is now a 'racist' internet meme as per 'The Guardian' new company.

The Guardian Website: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/mar/22/racist-meme-nigel-farage-cameos-online-far-right
Xitter: https://x.com/theguardianfeed/status/2035695542903202019?s=20

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Today, human remains were discovered in an abandoned Tesla registered to popular indie artist David Anthony Burke (otherwise known by his stage name D4vd) at an impound lot in Los Angeles. After the discovery, police identified the body as 15 year old Celeste Rivas, who was reported missing on April 5th, 2024 when she was 13.

According to TMZ, D4vd has the same finger tattoo that was found on the body of Rivas, and that her mother knew that she had an online boyfriend named David. Furthermore, the two undeniably had a relationship that began in 2022 via D4vd's fan 'cord server when he was 17 and she was 11.

The investigation is ongoing, and charges have not been pressed against D4vd at the moment. However, multiple sponsors such as Crocs and Hollister Co. have already taken down promotional material containing his image, and D4vd's concert in Seattle today was cancelled last-minute.

Sources:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D4vd
https://www.indiatimes.com/trending/d4vds-2022-chats-with-11-yr-old-celeste-resurface-seemingly-confirming-romance-after-her-body-found-in-his-tesla-is-identified-670567.html

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