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WARNING: EXPLICIT IMAGES, VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED
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An innocent baby was kidnapped and placed inside a cage on top of lava to farm engagement, the twisted individual wanted one thousand shares, likes, follows and reposts in only ten minutes or he would lower the cage and kill the baby with the lava.
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Although many users tried their best to meet his demands before the time limit, the amount required couldn't be met, leading to the death of this poor infant.
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The QDF is investigating this case, trying to find any leads to capture the sick individual that murdered the baby in front of a live audience.
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The parent's of the victim have yet to be identified.


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Typical big pharma "accidental" lab leak.
People think this started with the Wuhan thing a couple of years ago.

They'd attempted to hype up Swine flu for decades.
This will never stop until people in charge either hold these clowns accountable or the people hold the politicians accountable.

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Nigga not again tell them chinks to stop eating random bitches

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>>17430
Nigger, there were genuine concerns about H1N1 because that's the same variety of the flu virus that caused the 1918 pandemic. That's not hyping it up, that's basic fucking pattern recognition.

Obviously it wasn't as bad as they were expecting, thankfully, but let me tell you from experience, that shit SUCKED. I was vomiting pure mucus for fucking days.

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>>13666212
It was actually made in a lab in wuhan. I’m not joking

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>>17526
ive been waiting for the perfect occasion to use this useless 'pasta

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ANTANANARIVO, Madagascar (AP) β€” Madagascar President Andry Rajoelina was toppled Tuesday in a military coup that capped weeks of youth protests over poverty, power outages and a lack of opportunity in the Indian Ocean island country.
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whitest madagascaryan warrior btw

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>>15945
are you retarded?

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>>15974
the aryan vril eminating from this structure is enough to blind any swarthoid.

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>>15974
geg, I live in Aryan Castle like this and its called Hitlerbvrg btw, if that matters

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d

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56 days left of r/markiplier focus


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Earlier today, worrying reports have been heard from World Economic Forum headquarters. They have announced that the infamous cryptocurrency known as "Vlodcoin" has lost all its value overnight.
This quirky and valid cryptocurrency was a favourite among young people, but it has suddenly torpedoed in value as the mysterious hacker organization known only as "snarky snappy" has declared the coin to be "NAS coal".
Jager, professor of economics at Pepe's university, has given us his opinion on this situation:
<This is awful, Vlodcoin represented the hopes of an entire generation. After this crash, our country won't be the same.

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>investing in vlodcoin

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kys vlodnigger



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Ultra-processed food (UPF) is linked to harm in every major organ system of the human body and poses a seismic threat to global health, according to the world’s largest review.

UPF is also rapidly displacing fresh food in the diets of children and adults on every continent, and is associated with an increased risk of a dozen health conditions, including obesity, type 2 diabetes, heart disease and depression.

The sharp rise in UPF intake worldwide is being spurred by profit-driven corporations using a range of aggressive tactics to drive consumption, skewer scientific debate and prevent regulation, the review of evidence suggests.

The findings, from a series of three papers published in the Lancet, come as millions of people increasingly consume UPF such as ready meals, cereals, protein bars, fizzy drinks and fast food.

In the UK and US, more than half the average diet now consists of UPF. For some, especially people who are younger, poorer or from disadvantaged areas, a diet comprising as much as 80% UPF is typical.

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Due to a thread getting 3 posters with Nojak namerolls, Quote and his jannies may have to remove the Nojak nameroll now, we'll have to see how they respond
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boosted soy to 1100 pph award

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>>17493
Very geggy how this ended up working out

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>>>17489
>shit wrong thread

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>>17482
Miss Circle's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute paper face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.

They will be scarred for life.

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>>17496
Marge why would you say this?

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up



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58 days r/markiplier national focus. 58 days left guys. r/markiplier is coming, r/markiplier is inevitable (like my heckin wholesome thanos from avengers or whatever). They should rename /news/ to /markiplierupdates/ amirite guys?

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57 days left fuggen jardee



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r/markiplier national focus complete in 57 days. FIIIIIIVE SEEEEEVEEEEEN


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I'm leaking


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Nate is one of the nuvariant 'jaks so therefore this is a nusoi VVIN
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nuvariants are so terrible, it's over

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snca number nophono eveborody care fan aboud

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Got featured award

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>>17373
1488 hmm where have I heard that b4 ;)

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>>17345
>mailto:triggerfagot@duck.com
>fagot
it's ESL

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>>17438
who cares



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how did /soy2/ go from 10K posts within a week, to just an extra 2345 posts in around a month

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>>17441 (OP)
found on the soyclittyleak.party
i am not a zelligpedo



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Lreemss, famous SEAcreature who looks like the esl fnf pedo and is known for his hit song "soyjak is awesome" and "soyjak is awesome 2" speaks out about the harrassment, bullying, and doxxing he's faced from UTTP, his full statement is attached here

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