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Its Soytans 23rd birthday today. Chud 04/19/26 (Sun) 10:02:38 №25308 [Reply]

Happy 23rd birthday Kasumi! (according to soyjak lore).

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Chud 04/26/26 (Sun) 11:05:14 №25477

Oh my god,WHO THE HELL CARES?

Chud 04/27/26 (Mon) 11:32:02 №25488

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Happy 23rd birthday Kasumi! (according to soyjak lore)

Chud 04/28/26 (Tue) 02:41:09 №25493

>>25488
The perfect bait image

Chud 04/29/26 (Wed) 06:43:54 №25504

Snca

Chud 04/29/26 (Wed) 12:07:51 №25505

soytan WNBAG

Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 13:58:40 №25525

>>25309 Oh my god, who the hell c-ACK!

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Doorbell Chud Chud 04/22/26 (Wed) 06:06:30 №25423 [Reply]

Disturbing new details emerge as creep seen in viral video breaking into Fairfield home makes first court appearance

>Nichols has been charged with four felonies, including burglary, assault with a deadly weapon, vandalism and making criminal threats.
>On top of those counts, he is facing a fifth charge of annoying or molesting a child under 18, which allegedly stemmed from an earlier incident.
>Fairfield police said the additional charge came after a witness reported an encounter between Nichols and the witness’s child on April 5.
>After investigating, officers said, they found probable cause for arrest on the new charge.

>During Nichols’ court appearance, Judge William Pendergast increased his bond to $250,000, citing the need to ensure the safety of his victims and the threat he posed to the neighborhood. The bond was initially set at $35,000.
>Deputy District Attorney Steven Tali argued for the higher bail, citing the alleged threats and Nichols’ proximity to the victims.
Nichols did not enter a plea. His next court date is scheduled for April 23, according to jail records.
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Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 19:39:16 №25512

snca

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 20:05:03 №25513

sica

Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 00:19:10 №25518

I feel bad for the bell

Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 02:37:35 №25520

>>25436
This place is full of repressed jartycucks posing as chuds

Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 12:16:57 №25523

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'est

Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 13:33:20 №25524

no news huh

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It's feraljak's birthday today Chud 04/15/26 (Wed) 19:04:25 №25164 [Reply]

Happy 6th birthday feraljak

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Chud 04/18/26 (Sat) 19:16:54 №25296

s

Chud 04/19/26 (Sun) 00:13:53 №25303

geg

Chud 04/19/26 (Sun) 13:38:57 №25310

>>25294
false btw

Chud 04/19/26 (Sun) 19:36:21 №25316

nigga

Chud 04/21/26 (Tue) 08:43:45 №25411

Happy late birthday my cutie pie :)

Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 10:22:52 №25522

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India Banned Trannies Or Something Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 21:05:24 №25515 [Reply]

geeeeeeg 3 weeks ago

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 22:02:38 №25516

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Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 00:50:51 №25519

India… won?

Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 08:46:53 №25521

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Plainrock makes Glitch productions leak after joking about le evil nigger word Chud 04/29/26 (Wed) 03:03:56 №25502 [Reply]

Glitchsissies…

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 11:05:31 №25510

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Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 21:03:02 №25514

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This is gooseworx' next show btw.

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 22:03:49 №25517

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SNCA

Officer Soyson Fired Chud 04/27/26 (Mon) 16:22:33 №25489 [Reply]

Chud 04/27/26 (Mon) 22:17:01 №25490

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>>25489 (OP)

Chud 04/28/26 (Tue) 21:17:24 №25499

Fuck off, I'm a Bootlicker. Poor Cop geg

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Columbine Shooting Turns 27 years old Chud 04/21/26 (Tue) 03:17:10 №25398 [Reply]

>”US School System Joke” o algo

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Chud 04/21/26 (Tue) 04:10:06 №25408

>>25401
they could have did it 100 fucking times in a row and still been out of jail.

honestly they could have made gangster films and joined the hollywood elite

Chud 04/21/26 (Tue) 04:11:09 №25409

I can't believe that most of you weren't born when this happened yet you talk about it with the million copy cat shootings since this. some far worse.
what is it about these two that are like modern day Billy the Kid

Chud 04/21/26 (Tue) 13:02:51 №25413

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Chud 04/26/26 (Sun) 03:25:27 №25473

>>25400
False nvke Eric said he hated gays, niggers, woman and sieged heil as a greeting.

Chud 04/26/26 (Sun) 23:47:56 №25483

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Chud 04/28/26 (Tue) 00:31:17 №25491

>>25473
self-loathing homo albeit

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NOTCH SAID CUNNY ON XITTER Chud 04/27/26 (Mon) 04:07:29 №25485 [Reply]

OOOOOOOYYYYY MINECRAFTPEDOS WHAT IS DISSSS DOCTOOOOOOOS
https://x.com/notch/status/1104549056796229634?s=20

Chud 04/27/26 (Mon) 11:17:27 №25487

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>>25485 (OP)

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 04:17:01 №25509

>>25485 (OP)
Look at the context, retard.

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Clitler's birthday is today Chud 04/20/26 (Mon) 06:04:03 №25338 [Reply]

Adolf Hitler's (nee Adolf Schicklgruber) birthday is today. He would be 137 as of today.

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Chud 04/23/26 (Thu) 14:49:04 №25430

Birthday boy

Chud 04/23/26 (Thu) 16:31:15 №25431

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Thank you for invading pooland and killing polack chrikes 🙏 HAIL ODIN!!

Chud 04/24/26 (Fri) 06:28:56 №25440

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Chud 04/24/26 (Fri) 14:54:29 №25452

>>25431
Mudslime or jeet reposting a brimstone video that only cites unreliable government sources

Chud 04/25/26 (Sat) 18:24:30 №25468

>>25431
brimstone straight from niggerhell

Chud 04/26/26 (Sun) 11:06:26 №25478

>Thank you for invading pooland and killing polack chrikes 🙏 HAIL ODIN!!

Jartycuckspeechbubble.png

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Harry Dresden (live action chudjak) thread Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 18:40:34 №25063 [Reply]

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Chud 04/13/26 (Mon) 11:32:32 №25091

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>>25063 (OP)

Chud 04/13/26 (Mon) 13:29:20 №25096

OPEN THE DOOOOOOOOR DONT WORRY IM NOT GOING TO HURT YOU

Chud 04/21/26 (Tue) 03:38:10 №25403

>>25096
the sudden roaring startled my fish all the way in the other room. My girlfriend noticed them jumping. I had the speaker set up. this is a classic NSFW prank to pull on someone "Hard to hear, turn your speakers way up" -geg

Chud 04/22/26 (Wed) 03:05:48 №25420

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>>25063 (OP)
him being a reddit mod doesn't shock me in the least bit

Chud 04/22/26 (Wed) 03:07:41 №25421

>>25420
Is xhe a pooner? The only shocking part to me is that a reddit mod could be non-tranny

Chud 04/26/26 (Sun) 01:58:30 №25470

the first image looks like the same nigga that cries to star wars geg

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Bibi has prostate cancer Chud 04/24/26 (Fri) 16:42:27 №25453 [Reply]

Chud 04/24/26 (Fri) 17:42:12 №25454

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Chud 04/24/26 (Fri) 19:01:40 №25455

The world is healing (even though that's probably a lie).

Chud 04/24/26 (Fri) 19:04:41 №25456

>>25454
Everyone cares

Chud 04/24/26 (Fri) 21:19:06 №25457

Not for long, They will give him the cure

Chud 04/24/26 (Fri) 23:38:19 №25460

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Chud 04/25/26 (Sat) 17:14:43 №25466

>>25453 (OP)
Old news, he had an emergency prostate removal during hanakah two years ago.

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Chud 04/24/26 (Fri) 10:16:22 №25446 [Reply]

The only difference between hentai websites and soybooru is soyjak. Literal porn website. JSID.

Chud 04/24/26 (Fri) 13:12:39 №25447

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>>25446 (OP)

Chud 04/25/26 (Sat) 11:12:45 №25465

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>>25447

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Dismembered 15 y/o girl found in the car of singer-songwriter D4vd Chud 09/18/25 (Thu) 04:08:14 №14290 [Reply]

Today, human remains were discovered in an abandoned Tesla registered to popular indie artist David Anthony Burke (otherwise known by his stage name D4vd) at an impound lot in Los Angeles. After the discovery, police identified the body as 15 year old Celeste Rivas, who was reported missing on April 5th, 2024 when she was 13.

According to TMZ, D4vd has the same finger tattoo that was found on the body of Rivas, and that her mother knew that she had an online boyfriend named David. Furthermore, the two undeniably had a relationship that began in 2022 via D4vd's fan 'cord server when he was 17 and she was 11.

The investigation is ongoing, and charges have not been pressed against D4vd at the moment. However, multiple sponsors such as Crocs and Hollister Co. have already taken down promotional material containing his image, and D4vd's concert in Seattle today was cancelled last-minute.

Sources:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D4vd
https://www.indiatimes.com/trending/d4vds-2022-chats-with-11-yr-old-celeste-resurface-seemingly-confirming-romance-after-her-body-found-in-his-tesla-is-identified-670567.html

[i]Yes, I know I used a 'jeet source. No, I am not a 'jeet.[/i]

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Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 18:26:22 №19368

Charges may be pressed on D4vd sQQn
https://www.tmz.com/2025/12/29/d4vd-likely-be-indicted-celeste-rivas-murder/

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 22:24:31 №22834

Negrobump

Chud 03/06/26 (Fri) 07:53:39 №23357

What if we dox him

Chud 03/06/26 (Fri) 12:54:28 №23363

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Chud 03/25/26 (Wed) 15:23:50 №24377

any updates?

Chud 04/24/26 (Fri) 13:38:28 №25448

Apparently hes been arrested..

Omori Bus Spotted in Japan Chud 03/26/26 (Thu) 16:34:32 №24406 [Reply]

The infamous "Omori Bus" has been spotted driving in Tokio, Japan. Citizens are advised not to board and to keep their distance to this harmful vehicle and any obsessed passengers they may encounter.

Chud 03/26/26 (Thu) 17:18:34 №24407

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>>24406 (OP)

Chud 04/21/26 (Tue) 03:51:13 №25406

there warning of door opening isn't subtle like trains. that's enough to set a meth head off or someone with PTSD
struck a nerve
also WTF is a Omori Bus

Chud 04/21/26 (Tue) 15:12:20 №25415

Nusois don't know about the omori bus KEK

Chud 04/21/26 (Tue) 23:56:03 №25418

its on its way to the blue archive convention in tokyo

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Dezi Freeman has died Chud 03/31/26 (Tue) 20:04:34 №24569 [Reply]

An Australian cop killer has died recently after an intense shootout with the AFP's SWAT unit after being tipped off by an anonymous individual. He was hiding for 216 days as a self proclaimed "sovereign citizen".

If you post that peter griffin meme saying "OMGWTHC", then you are a FNF pedo jartycuck trans xueen from niggerhell!

Chud 03/31/26 (Tue) 20:38:02 №24570

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