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This just in, Soot, the founder and first admin of soyjak.party, has just died from a gunshot, shot by Yuri Kuznetsov, a man planning to buy the site. Now that Soot is dead, the future o- wait what do you mean I'm 4 years late? No, look, it says- 2022… How come we're getting this report now, then? Ah, fake tip. Get that a lot from this "Snarky Snappy" guy. This from him? No? What the fuck is KolymaNET? Next story, please. Better be true this time.
Snopes:
Well we found out it was fake so…