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Yesterday, Angel Studios released the trailer for their latest animated family flick Animal Farm, directed by Andy Serkis and based on the 1945 George Orwell novella of the same name.

Angel, a studio that usually specializes in Christian films, immediately received immense backlash from film critics and literature purists for it's dramatic tonal shift from the satirical allegory about totalitarianism and the Russian Revolution to a more lighthearted, family-friendly animated comedy with fart jokes and rap battle sequences. As of December 13th, the trailer on YouTube has 2K likes and 21k dislikes.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8wLmj9SiKM

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>>18592 (OP)
I'd watch this. Animal Farm has always had… how can I describe this. A simpler and slight light tone compared to Orwell's 1984

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>comes out on may day
kek

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>>18592 (OP)
Bet it's going to critique capitalism instead of totalitarian regimes because the creatives are redditors.

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Don't forget, with funding from the CIA.

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>>18592 (OP)
indoctrinating children with subtle political messaging is actually keyed btw

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>>18654
i bet it's not going to criticize anything

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Marge?

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>>18592 (OP)
I like the book i think its good but the movie is probably gonna be shit

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>Yesterday, Angel Studios released the trailer for their latest animated family flick Animal Farm, directed by Andy Serkis and based on the 1945 George Orwell novella of the same name.
angel studios makes "christian" movies for ex-disney fan trump loyalist cuckservatives what are they getting from george orwell of all authors

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They're going to make a family friendly version of this? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_Farm_(video)

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>>18819
Animals are gemmy in The Bible that's why
Also Christians are based cope.

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>>18826
geeeeg jewsus is dead dead geeeg

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>>18827
You should not speak ill of the Aryan Savior who's watching over you from His Gold Throne and could easily snap His Majestic Fingers to make any of the animals of the world God made to body your faggot ass out of existence, nigga. Peace be with you. πŸ™πŸ»βœοΈ

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>>18829
I met Jesus when he was alive he was a massive faggot and begged me to suck his tiny cock and give him anilingus

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>>18834
If you met Jesus you'd know He was an Aryan who's trying to save you from your severe porn addiction before you become a pedo.

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Napoleon did nothing wrong

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>>18592 (OP)
>NOOOO YOU CANT HECKIN ADAPT ANIMAL FARM INTO A KIDS MOVE WITH TOILET HUMOR AND CHEESE ONE LINERS BECAUSE… YOU JUST HECKIN CANT OKAY???

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>>>18834 (You)
>If you met Jesus you'd know He was an Aryan who's trying to save you from your severe porn addiction before you become a pedo.

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>18841
>Larping this badly when CHADsus is the Chosen One because He's the only one who can walk on both sides of the podium. πŸ™πŸ»

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>>>18819 (You)
>Animals are gemmy in The Bible that's why
>Also Christians are based cope.
im not making fun of Christianity im making fun of the studio who makes 3d pixar-esque kids movies of the bible doing an animal farm movie for toddlers

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>>18602
Really was the guy getting his head caved in or the animals getting their throats ripped open lighter than keep the aspidstra flying?

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>>18592 (OP)
>putting the twist in the trailer

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George Orwell sucks

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George Orwell sucks

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> OH MY SCIENCE!!!! MY HECKING WHOLESOME 100 SNCA REDDIT ANTIFA COMMIE FURFAG BOOK IS GETTING AN ADAPTATION!!!

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>>18937
This nigger actually thinks Animal Farm was promoting commie shit GEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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>>18937
>Never read Animal Farm or any George Orwell novel award



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