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Chud 4Mb2ydvr 02/25/26 (Wed) 01:47:23 №17296 [Reply]

jannies ban me from /biz/ for 1 minute and please give me a funny ban message while giving me a visible (USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST) thing I wanna see if the jannies would replicate what that one dude did in /r9k/

Chud 4Mb2ydvr 02/25/26 (Wed) 01:48:02 №17297

test

Chud 4Mb2ydvr 02/25/26 (Wed) 01:48:44 №17298

test

Chud 4Mb2ydvr 06/04/26 (Thu) 12:24:08 №17715

Janny you're fucking dumb.

Chud 4Mb2ydvr 06/05/26 (Fri) 23:08:20 №17718

Janny youre a fucking genius

Chud 4Mb2ydvr 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:15:26 №17969

>>17718
dude is from romania
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

Chud 4Mb2ydvr 07/09/26 (Thu) 23:29:19 №18019

>>17969
and this nophono faggot is from iceland lol??

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Chud AxlDQk5L 04/16/26 (Thu) 18:00:08 №17480 [Reply]

GIGA AUTISM TA-ERALD
Guess the asset
Guess the trading strategy

Chud AxlDQk5L 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:00:12 №17927

britain lost
Iceland won

Chud AxlDQk5L 07/07/26 (Tue) 13:32:14 №18004

>>17927
kys

Chud AxlDQk5L 07/07/26 (Tue) 14:34:16 №18005

>>18004
how about… why
Iceland won

Chud AxlDQk5L 07/09/26 (Thu) 22:46:56 №18018

i dont do TA, here are my guesses
>asset
looks like a commodity graph, maybe silver, or maybe a ram stock
>trading strat
buying low and selling high

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NEW STABELCOIN BACKED BY BLACKROCK Chud xwzUYbnD 06/30/26 (Tue) 14:56:32 №17841 [Reply]

Black rock supported stable coin openUSD to rival USDT and USDC
Institutional adoption of crypto might be just around the corner.
Crypto has become much more corporate recently, maybe this could be bullish for other crypto assets but only time will tell.
Article here:
https://www.coindesk.com/business/2026/06/30/circle-slides-8-as-stripe-coinbase-and-blackrock-back-rival-stablecoin-network

Chud xwzUYbnD 06/30/26 (Tue) 19:27:29 №17843

How is a niggerrock stablecoin supposed to be bullish for crypto? Maybe the market pumps like 5%.
Corporations need to associate crypto with AI, or with space and quantum computing somehow. That would be a super easy way to pump us back to ATH

Chud xwzUYbnD 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:24:45 №17996

dude is from britain
GEEEEEEEEEEG

Chud xwzUYbnD 07/09/26 (Thu) 08:44:44 №18014

>>17843
>war starts in Middle East
>bitcoin plumentz
>conflict ends
>bitcoin drops again
What the fuck is wrong with people?

Chud xwzUYbnD 07/09/26 (Thu) 08:47:05 №18015

>>17843
The only reason why BTC flew is because of the infinite amount of hope that comes with buying low and never losing money
Normies don’t care about ai they care about making money
Corporations don’t want risky investments with questionable returns they want to keep making money how they’ve always made money

Chud xwzUYbnD 07/09/26 (Thu) 15:59:54 №18016

>>18014
>>18015
britain lost
Iceland won

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Chud sc9au1i! 07/07/26 (Tue) 17:56:07 №18006 [Reply]

Pic unrel
I was thinking of buying silver a year ago bc of ai; but funny enough, I got in a car crash and got put in a coma for like 8 months. Im new to investments tbh and my apprehension to it probably cost me a lot of money but it looks like silver isn't nearly as stable as it usually is it still a good asset to hold?

Chud sc9au1i! 07/07/26 (Tue) 18:09:35 №18007

>>18006 (OP)
also im a physical fetish having soyboy is it at all a good idea to get cast silver shipped?

Chud sc9au1i! 07/08/26 (Wed) 02:51:56 №18008

mutt ahh thread
Iceland won

Chud sc9au1i! 07/08/26 (Wed) 07:41:13 №18011

silvers down at the moment if i was looking to buy i would be considering it about now same with gold but it could still go down a bit more. if you are new to investing you should just put like 70-80% of your funds into a good etf like vwrp or vuag and split the rest between metals, small cap, and emerging markets etfs

Chud sc9au1i! 07/08/26 (Wed) 07:44:15 №18012

>>18011
dude is from britain
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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Will Unipcs do it again? Chud dM^geMy0 06/17/26 (Wed) 19:55:14 №17787 [Reply]

For those of you that don't know Unipcs has made millions trading memecoins with his biggest trade being $16m opening a leveraged long on bonk which coined him the nickname of 'Bonk Guy', he's also had other multi million longs and quite a few $250-500k longs all from memecoins, he has been publicly shilling $useless for almost a year now. In the middle of April he opened a $5m long on $useless and has been claiming it will be a multi billion dollar memecoin.

Will he do it again? Is this the coin to buy in the bear market?

Chud dM^geMy0 06/19/26 (Fri) 00:40:15 №17788

shitcoins in the big '26
after the first pump they die out, no? seems too risky

Chud dM^geMy0 06/23/26 (Tue) 10:52:11 №17806

>>17788
Leave this one because it's a dogshit shill but report any and every memecoin shill that includes a wallet address or a ticker

Chud dM^geMy0 06/24/26 (Wed) 08:52:39 №17811

Type shit.

Chud dM^geMy0 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:22:41 №17990

dude is from britain
GEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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Chud rJYyyYdP 05/22/26 (Fri) 16:43:42 №17665 [Reply]

spaceX is going public june 12th do we buy

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Chud rJYyyYdP 06/12/26 (Fri) 16:25:05 №17769

>>17767
It freakin happened

Chud rJYyyYdP 06/12/26 (Fri) 22:37:17 №17770

wow that was a nothingburger

Chud rJYyyYdP 06/13/26 (Sat) 16:30:35 №17771

>>17770
I wonder what will happen when their earnings report comes out in 80 days?

Chud rJYyyYdP 06/13/26 (Sat) 21:21:56 №17773

>>17771
earnings? what earnings? theyre operating on loss

Chud rJYyyYdP 06/16/26 (Tue) 23:07:08 №17785

>>17771
options just opened, you know what that means

Chud rJYyyYdP 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:20:24 №17984

>>17668
>>17769
britain lost
Iceland won
>>17671
poland lost
Iceland won

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Chud iTe2JOiN 01/28/26 (Wed) 14:43:14 №17120 [Reply]

Are there even any safe investing options left?
>S&P 500
mostly just the big 7 tech stocks that are all riding on AI
>gold and silver
US volatility already priced in

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Chud iTe2JOiN 01/31/26 (Sat) 02:53:18 №17155

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>the reason why it gives you money is because its not safe

Chud iTe2JOiN 02/03/26 (Tue) 04:27:53 №17210

Gold and silver prices crashed

Chud iTe2JOiN 02/03/26 (Tue) 16:57:40 №17219

>>17210
no asset is safe

Chud iTe2JOiN 02/05/26 (Thu) 22:09:58 №17235

0dte puts or calls on IWM

Chud iTe2JOiN 02/07/26 (Sat) 13:52:59 №17248

>>17210
they'll come back up once the market crashes later this year and lutnick lowers interest rates to -50 bajillion percent

Chud iTe2JOiN 07/07/26 (Tue) 04:40:24 №17863

>>17248
dude is from australia
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
>>17219
britain lost
Iceland won

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Chud BWkH2Ofs 01/27/26 (Tue) 17:24:23 №17103 [Reply]

Is it better to invest in chocolate bars, or pvre cocoa?

Chud BWkH2Ofs 01/28/26 (Wed) 00:33:06 №17114

chocolate wire

Chud BWkH2Ofs 01/31/26 (Sat) 09:20:35 №17159

Invest in big black chocolate

Chud BWkH2Ofs 01/31/26 (Sat) 20:09:23 №17171

Once upon a time in the enchanted land of Blockchainia, there existed a magical
realm ruled by the ancient wizard of Satoshi.
The citizens cherished his coin for its strength and the power it bestowed.
But unbeknownst to most, a dark cloud loomed in the distance: the ominous threat
of Quantum Grand Mage, which could turn their bags vulnerable and untrustworthy.

In a quaint village at the edge of Blockchainia lived a wise alchemist named Natasha
Otomoski. She had long observed the growing shadows that threatened the kingdom's
wealth and security. With a heart full of determination, she decided to
cast a new magic - a powerful artifact known as Haircomb.

Chud BWkH2Ofs 02/04/26 (Wed) 04:10:30 №17228

pure cocoa because you can turn it into chocolate bars

Chud BWkH2Ofs 07/07/26 (Tue) 04:39:24 №17861

poland lost
Iceland won
>>17159
dude is from australia
GEEEEEEEEEEEEG
>>17171
france lost
Iceland won
>>17228
dude is from brazil
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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Chud f244GoFQ 01/31/26 (Sat) 02:51:52 №17154 [Reply]

do yk if tradingview just ends subscriptions out of nowhere? im a tard who didnt use my tv essential acct for months because i didnt need to, and i guess they just jsided my billing

Chud f244GoFQ 01/31/26 (Sat) 03:00:43 №17156

im personally not complaining but i just thought thats interesting

Chud f244GoFQ 07/07/26 (Tue) 04:35:11 №17848

this thread lost
Iceland won

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Chud R6LloszA 07/03/26 (Fri) 21:58:19 №17845 [Reply]

CRASH WAVE 3 Now in Progress - The Dow Makes New Highs to Distract From the Tech Selloff- Oil Bottom

Chud R6LloszA 07/06/26 (Mon) 07:50:20 №17847

>>17845 (OP)
What the fuck do you mean ‘distract’ bro

Chud R6LloszA 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:24:58 №17997

germany lost
Iceland won

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Chud zJ9JSisj 06/19/26 (Fri) 12:34:21 №17790 [Reply]

Buy the oil dip.

Chud zJ9JSisj 06/29/26 (Mon) 16:03:33 №17838

>>17790 (OP)
Are you okay op
Have your longs been liquidated yet?

Chud zJ9JSisj 06/30/26 (Tue) 19:24:30 №17842

i sold like 12 minutes after i made this post

Chud zJ9JSisj 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:24:32 №17995

>>17838
britain lost
Iceland won

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Chud rMng8!LD 06/28/26 (Sun) 14:24:25 №17833 [Reply]

>using the overboard so you don’t miss posts on dead nigger boards
Also this is a non rule breaking business post because I need help figuring out what crypto to buy or something

Chud rMng8!LD 06/28/26 (Sun) 23:21:53 №17834

I would give legitimate advice but I haven't had the courage to look at my portfolio since the Iranian debacle started and in all honesty I've given up trying to discern what is good or not

Chud rMng8!LD 06/29/26 (Mon) 15:45:02 №17835

>>17834
everything should be up now

Chud rMng8!LD 06/29/26 (Mon) 15:45:19 №17836

Unless you were in crypto
then you might wanna fucking handle that NOW geg

Chud rMng8!LD 06/29/26 (Mon) 17:12:31 №17839

buy monero

Chud rMng8!LD 06/30/26 (Tue) 12:58:25 №17840

>>17834
Everything has been up since like end of april.
>>17833 (OP)
Only way to make money on crypto is to make your own shitcoin and shill it to retards like you who still believe in crypto.

Chud rMng8!LD 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:24:14 №17994

>>17835
>>17836
>>17839
dude is from britain
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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Chud tRW6ft8M 06/23/26 (Tue) 10:41:13 №17803 [Reply]

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

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Chud tRW6ft8M 06/25/26 (Thu) 15:20:41 №17822

>>17819
bitcoin is probably a dead investment, the whole point is high volatility high reward but the reward is a 3x at most (marketcap is too high)
i hope it goes back to sub10k to shake off all the normies

Chud tRW6ft8M 06/25/26 (Thu) 18:44:07 №17828

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>>17821
Everyone is apparently, but the nikkei 225 is up so I guess cash has flown into somewhere at least
>>17822
>

Chud tRW6ft8M 06/25/26 (Thu) 18:56:24 №17829

gasoline is also up 6% and oil is up 3%
every other commodity is trailing behind
>>17828
>News???
Something to do with a iran attacking a Singaporean boat I think

Chud tRW6ft8M 06/25/26 (Thu) 20:01:38 №17831

>>17803 (OP)
kek baggies
>IPO moons for one day
typical. I often think about just buying every major IPO with a super tight trailing stop loss

Chud tRW6ft8M 06/29/26 (Mon) 15:50:59 №17837

>>17831
I'm sure you can find a working strategy for this, the problem is it's going to be extremely hard to price the asset during the first few weeks so it's very risky and the reward won't be that great compared to other assets.

Chud tRW6ft8M 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:23:54 №17993

britain lost
Iceland won

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Chud H0jKjHRp 06/23/26 (Tue) 05:21:16 №17801 [Reply]

How do I get money in aryanland?

Chud H0jKjHRp 06/25/26 (Thu) 05:13:32 №17817

Where is Aryanland? If you are talking about Hyperborea then they don't use money there, I would know since I've been.

Chud H0jKjHRp 06/25/26 (Thu) 15:35:19 №17825

~~>>17824~~
Pedo

Chud H0jKjHRp 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:22:57 №17991

>>17817
britain lost
Iceland won

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Chud iqvDt^zk 06/14/26 (Sun) 19:13:33 №17776 [Reply]

We discuss the best ways to leech off

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Chud iqvDt^zk 06/19/26 (Fri) 18:39:57 №17791

Living with your parents as long as possible.

Chud iqvDt^zk 06/20/26 (Sat) 00:00:53 №17795

>>17791
i do dis

Chud iqvDt^zk 06/20/26 (Sat) 00:03:02 №17796

>>17776 (OP)
stealing electricity

Chud iqvDt^zk 06/23/26 (Tue) 10:40:06 №17802

>>17776 (OP)
omg hi jvnko I didn't think I'd see you here <3

Chud iqvDt^zk 06/23/26 (Tue) 14:18:33 №17807

>>17796
Actually, this doesn't sound as a bad idea. Home-based battery storage systems are getting more and more common. If you live in a terraced house and can get over the initial cost I think you might be able to get a good roi on this. Just tap your neighbors wires and connect them to your battery chargers. And if they have 400V/32A breakers even better.

Chud iqvDt^zk 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:22:14 №17989

dude is from bulgaria
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
>>17795
britain lost
Iceland won