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This just happened to me

I’m sitting in a strip club enjoying a drink. I overhear someone say “haircomb.”

Trying to be friendly, I say “I’ve got a little haircomb”

I’m not really interested in haircomb. I bought some on a whim at some point. I expect nothing from it and without the recent attention
I would probably have forgotten I had it. But I was just making conversation.

THE CLUB ERUPTED WITH APPLAUSE.

“I’ve got the keylogger.” I've whispered.

THE AUDIENCE WAS STARTING TO GO NUTS. Strippers came over and high-fived me.

I’ve never seen this kind of enthusiasm for crypto, or anything else besides a Super Bowl, in a strip club.
I’m getting applauded over haircomb?! Seriously?

Go to your local strip club now and mention the haircomb we've just sent to you…