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GME: $chan got hacked Edition Chud cN^kBqsT 04/16/25 (Wed) 00:04:51 №997 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4]

>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
[Kek Melvies]bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
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Chud cN^kBqsT 05/02/25 (Fri) 10:24:43 №12472

>>12436
pure 1pbtid

Chud cN^kBqsT 05/02/25 (Fri) 21:31:27 №12488

>>12436
who exactly are you trying to convince with this?

Chud cN^kBqsT 05/27/25 (Tue) 02:50:37 №13010

Ken is a fucking retard and owes me money. Number goes up.

Chud cN^kBqsT 06/16/25 (Mon) 18:19:48 №13848

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got bored decided to post this lol EMAJUUUN not being invested in GME.

Chud cN^kBqsT 06/16/25 (Mon) 18:21:07 №13849

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>>13848
Line about to go up really fucking hard

Chud cN^kBqsT 06/16/25 (Mon) 18:24:39 №13850

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ken is going to get cup'd(me squeezing his nutsack with one hand), and handled(me beating him with a bedpost with the other).

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Chud Xazx!Prw 06/06/25 (Fri) 11:36:48 №13635 [Reply]

Why don’t you hold bitcoin?

Chud Xazx!Prw 06/07/25 (Sat) 03:50:31 №13651

>>13635 (OP)
Because many anons are taking profit at 2-5x this year already from different altcoin bags and will do it again before eoy. btc will not deliver that

Chud Xazx!Prw 06/08/25 (Sun) 19:06:06 №13729

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I look at where the new data centers are going to be built, then invest in the utility companies in those places. Coins live on servers, and servers live in data centers.

The risk is negligible compared to the return, which pays a dividend. I stopped chasing money and started chasing happiness, this method is one where i don't have to stress over and watch it waiting for the best time to sell. I just sit back and wait for the dividends to reinvest.

Chud Xazx!Prw 06/12/25 (Thu) 20:59:17 №13802

Because I lost my hands.

Chud Xazx!Prw 06/13/25 (Fri) 00:30:48 №13806

>>13635 (OP)
Because it's intangible, how am I supposed to hold a bitcoin?

Chud Xazx!Prw 06/16/25 (Mon) 11:23:14 №13842

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If it was 5 years ago, or 2.5 years ago, I would say "go crazy" and buy as much btc as possible. There is zero point to buying bitcoin when it pumped from 15k in November 2022 to 111k in May 2025. The only true way to make it is Wage Hard->Get a better job->put your money in when the market dips so you can make more money on the rip. You don't make money buying tops, Saylor is retarded.

Bitcoin itself is more like Gold or an investment fund at this point anyway. Returns are probably guaranteed simply because institutions are funneling pension investments in there, but the actual rate of return is like being a boomer that's been buying for 20 years going "OHHHHHHH MY GOLD IS UP 2X IN 5 YEARS!".

If you're in your 20s then you want to build skills and try to /getlucky/ on raisincoin casino gambling, turn 100 dollars in birthday money from grandma into 10000. If you're in your 30s you want to advance your career and put your 10,000 bucks into something that will go to 100,000 safely enough. If bitcoin goes from 107k to 180k this cycle, that's not a 10x.

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Ceremonious Eulogy of 4cuck Chud s1kY5Rfk 05/30/25 (Fri) 15:17:34 №13065 [Reply]

The culture on /biz/ is part of the problem why the board sucks so bad.
Everyone on that board talks like a nigger or ESL even THOUGH its not funny or cool.
Why does the board about crypto have so many redditors that hate crypto openly?
This is the only board that discusses against it's sacred topic.
Now you cant discuss anything serious without passive aggressiveness or sarcasm involved. The 'cuck is just like reddit now.

Chud s1kY5Rfk 06/09/25 (Mon) 02:40:37 №13768

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>>13065 (OP)
Another post about 4cuck. Here's an idea, make good threads here and tell other nonjeet bizlets to come here and create a new golden era where wagmi.

Chud s1kY5Rfk 06/16/25 (Mon) 11:17:46 №13841

>>13065 (OP)
>Why does the board about crypto have so many redditors that hate crypto openly?
The 4chan /biz/ janitors will ban you permanently for advertising and delete threads about investments linked to major companies while leaving raisincoins and bagholder threads up, promoting their own investments.

4chan in general is a failed website, totally subverted.

But I think on a wider scale it's just that crypto has failed- all the money is going into bitcoin now

>>13768
The golden era of wagmi was built on the premise that the 2017 bullrun would happen again, that baggies holding raisin like ARK or Link would be rich. This happened in 2021, then a bunch didn't sell, now the altcoins that can make you rich are few and almost always get bought up and pumped before /biz/ ever finds out (or worse, /biz/tards only shill after the pump has happened, thinking they're being slick).

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Chud FBrb^gMw 06/16/25 (Mon) 06:34:27 №13839 [Reply]

I'm telling you because I love you. Buy and hold $soy with us. Don't let the tourists get in cheap.

We're 4x from where we took over.

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I belive 4chin needs a new hack Chud SJIUlGJA 05/28/25 (Wed) 17:20:18 №13021 [Reply]

mods are totally unhinged, got banned for posting news from a certified place, hate that fucking raisin, so I will be here for a month or more fucking 4 cheese and the trannie jannies

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Chud SJIUlGJA 05/29/25 (Thu) 06:39:15 №13044

>mods are totally unhinged, got banned for posting news from a certified place, hate that fucking raisin, so I will be here for a month or more fucking 4 cheese and the trannie jannies

Idk what controls mods have but they made it so I couldn't post in my own thread after a few replies. I could post in other threads but if I tried in the thread I made after clicking "Post" no comment would appear. They hate legitimate discussion about anything.

I made a thread on /biz/ about how there hasn't been any real advanced DEFI protocols in a while. I sifted through every top chain looking at about 500 tokens on probably 8 different chains and 95% was either MEMEs or AI that don't actually really do anything.

Maybe I'll remake the thread here.

Chud SJIUlGJA 05/29/25 (Thu) 18:16:58 №13060

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>>13025
who else remembers when all the /biz/raelis said they would stay

Chud SJIUlGJA 05/30/25 (Fri) 15:40:50 №13066

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>>13060
I member.

Chud SJIUlGJA 06/15/25 (Sun) 22:12:31 №13836

>post that 4chan jannies shoulld probably stop being dicks when they got hacked once already
>permaban: no post cited
>no cops ever show up to my door
>try to phonepost
>captcha endlessly resets
4chan is going to die one way or another, they don't seem to understand at all the reason why people hate them in the first place. All there is is their own narcissistic need to control everything like reddit or discord mods.

Chud SJIUlGJA 06/15/25 (Sun) 22:13:02 №13837

>>13060
4chan /biz/ is also slow though, and full of retards.

Chud SJIUlGJA 06/15/25 (Sun) 22:29:13 №13838

>>13025
>>13026
>"censor"
>get banned randomly on 4chan because "post contains banned text"
People who have a weird fetish for getting raped by 4chan jannies are actually insane. Especially since it's 2025 and not 2008 and 4chan sucks now.

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/biz/ i have a proposal for you Chud o6w2noNu 06/04/25 (Wed) 02:21:36 №13115 [Reply]

it has been a very long time since /biz/ launched a true memecoin that sends to millions of mcap. i had this idea to relaunch an old /biz/ coin that went decently far last year. i'm sure some of you remember it. the content is normie friendly too. if there are enough people that are interested i will start a tg to discuss. apu was the last major /biz/ runner and i think we can do it again.

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Chud o6w2noNu 06/10/25 (Tue) 16:57:25 №13782

>>13781
Im in, only if you dont farm me and I actually make money.

Chud o6w2noNu 06/10/25 (Tue) 18:23:18 №13783

>>13781
Can we use session? telegram is for jeets.

Chud o6w2noNu 06/11/25 (Wed) 01:20:09 №13790

>>13781

i want a link to it

Chud o6w2noNu 06/11/25 (Wed) 06:09:49 №13791

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>>13781

Chud o6w2noNu 06/12/25 (Thu) 06:00:58 №13799

it's not my launch but a bunch of /biz/ is in the tg

t dot me/+ArW-KnQnrNRhMTJk

Chud o6w2noNu 06/15/25 (Sun) 21:04:10 №13832

I swear you posted this same thread 2-3 months ago, you fucking faggot.

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Hedge against WW3 with Soy Chud z7yiijuN 06/13/25 (Fri) 08:10:35 №13809 [Reply]

Kek Iran gets nuked by Israel goys, $soy up

Soyjak coin just makes so much sense

We’re so early

Pepe is fking 6b

6000 million

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Chud z7yiijuN 06/13/25 (Fri) 10:07:19 №13811

I believe in bald man glasses raisincoin

Chud z7yiijuN 06/14/25 (Sat) 01:09:53 №13817

Sirs !

Chud z7yiijuN 06/14/25 (Sat) 01:58:24 №13820

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I shill this raisincoin here because I want the ‘arty to win.

The reason this coin isn’t 1b is tourists with supply jeet their bags when in any form of profit.

Imagine the controllers of supply are people like me who makes soyjak their whole identity online. We would never sell.
I sure won’t until we are flipping 4cvck memes like $apu

Chud z7yiijuN 06/15/25 (Sun) 21:03:13 №13831

I just want to die if WW3 starts, but I don't think anything will happen at this point.

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It begins Chud N^GlEZmZ 06/11/25 (Wed) 06:19:28 №13792 [Reply]

What if we could make the ‘rty rich?

Liquidity is rotating to established memes

$Pepe is at 5.2B
$Wojak is at 35M
$Bobo is at 35M
$giga is 260M

$Soy is at 275k.
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Chud N^GlEZmZ 06/14/25 (Sat) 00:21:09 №13815

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The problem is that takes money. We broke n shiet

Chud N^GlEZmZ 06/15/25 (Sun) 09:28:36 №13825

>The problem is that takes money. We broke n shiet

All those coins mentioned in the OP got to where they are solely from raiding whales on xitter. The price up 2x right now from a bunch of us doing this.

We're literally making posting soyjaks financially rewarding.

Chud N^GlEZmZ 06/15/25 (Sun) 16:13:06 №13826

Ah

Yes

Truly

Organic

Shilling

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Chud N^GlEZmZ 06/15/25 (Sun) 20:30:26 №13829

No airdrop = scam

Chud N^GlEZmZ 06/15/25 (Sun) 20:39:07 №13830

I am in chud and soy, will message you after I am broke.

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FULL PORTED JAK [Degenerate] Chud imLYr!8b 06/15/25 (Sun) 20:26:13 №13828 [Reply]

Jaks, I am worried I am not diversified and will die poor.

I put all $100 of my net worth into

Soyjak on Sol
4G3kNxwaA2UQHDpaQtJWQm1SReXcUD7LkT14v2oEs7rV

Chud on Sol
6yjNqPzTSanBWSa6dxVEgTjePXBrZ2FoHLDQwYwEsyM6

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Are you paying attention? Chud vTG72g5P 06/14/25 (Sat) 14:29:52 №13822 [Reply]

Are you paying attention?

Chud vTG72g5P 06/14/25 (Sat) 14:31:20 №13823

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anything is possible in crypto

and I firmly believe Soyjak is next to go from 500k to 200m then 6.9b

Chud vTG72g5P 06/15/25 (Sun) 08:35:39 №13824

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If you are exposed to any type of crypto at all, please hold at least SOME soyjak coin.

4cvck has $apu, we have $soy.

Soyjak is culturally more relevant than the frog.

Imagine how high soyjak could go with the coins in the right hands. Hold this with us.

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Chud xETsfmiB 06/14/25 (Sat) 01:31:29 №13819 [Reply]

Just vacuumed the 2nd floor and stairs, tired now.
I have no idea how wagies go to work every fucking day.
Also, enjoy your 2 days off, I guess..

Chud xETsfmiB 06/14/25 (Sat) 02:46:07 №13821

pics before and after or it didn't happen. also, vacuum model and serial number for the data miners

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Soy World Order Chud PQpYbCuf 06/01/25 (Sun) 07:10:39 №13076 [Reply]

The more I think about it the crazier it is

We’re entering a time where USD will collapse to 0

So we’re looking at gold bitcoin silver stocks and the likes

But a new currency class will have to emerge as things need a basis of value to be compared against once USD loses its concept

We will have a world where transactions are carried in soy, and the elites of the world use soy to pay for things

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Patient-751 06/02/25 (Mon) 00:14:33 №13096

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>The more I think about it the crazier it is
>
>We’re entering a time where USD will collapse to 0
>
>So we’re looking at gold bitcoin silver stocks and the likes
>
>But a new currency class will have to emerge as things need a basis of value to be compared against once USD loses its concept
>
>We will have a world where transactions are carried in soy, and the elites of the world use soy to pay for things
>
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Chud PQpYbCuf 06/14/25 (Sat) 01:10:34 №13818

But !

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What if Chud 5k3MbprT 05/31/25 (Sat) 07:38:53 №13068 [Reply]

I think these guys are on to something

Like what if it’s the next Pepe

We have more memes and better memes than Pepe

We took down 4cvck

They hate us cause they ain’t us

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Chud 5k3MbprT 05/31/25 (Sat) 07:55:18 №13069

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I've been following the xitter for a while now after seeing a decent amount of soysphere mutuals.

Chud 5k3MbprT 06/01/25 (Sun) 02:04:33 №13070

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I’m a long time holder of this, got raped by cabal tourists that I will name and shame when this runs again, but I think it VVILL run again.

The entirety of CT, especially the FNF faggots on Soylana is exactly what we make fun of.

Soyjak on soylana is just too obvious. The community is small understandably because it’s dust right now but those remaining are here for the culture. Let’s take back what should have been ours in the first place.

Chud 5k3MbprT 06/01/25 (Sun) 04:12:42 №13072

another murad scam i see.

Chud 5k3MbprT 06/13/25 (Fri) 12:32:31 №13812

Without plebittors and normie tubers shilling this coin is Just another indian scam

Chud 5k3MbprT 06/14/25 (Sat) 01:08:39 №13816

I bought sirs !

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Chud HpJ11U9K 06/08/25 (Sun) 20:39:44 №13733 [Reply]

the meme is that there is no meme,
just natasha combing her hair with a 21 toothed comb
the big brains behind the project have it all figured out
once quantum computers emerge, most crypto projects will go under

Nations will adopt haircomb as their currency

Chud HpJ11U9K 06/14/25 (Sat) 00:18:55 №13814

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I feel like I understand what this image is trying to tell me. Am I right to hear what it so loudly proclaims?

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Chud vhqFgfT8 06/09/25 (Mon) 08:39:56 №13773 [Reply]

people structure their entire life around work. their personalities and interests, what kind of car they drive, what kind of clothes they wear, how they style their appearance, where they live, when they wake up and go to sleep, how many children they have, etc

"grown ass" adults who allow their lives to be governed from ages 18 to 65 by the whims of business entities (and defend the right of these entities to do so) that would just as soon cut them loose, deny their health insurance, break up their families, etc. if an opportunity for cheaper labor presented itself

is there a more cucked proposition than having a j*b?

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Chud vhqFgfT8 06/12/25 (Thu) 00:28:12 №13796

>>13795
So like a commission based job.

Chud vhqFgfT8 06/12/25 (Thu) 01:39:40 №13797

>>13796
Nah it's salary, it's just not much work so I can usually complete all my week's tasks in a couple hours here and there and then pretend like it took longer

Chud vhqFgfT8 06/12/25 (Thu) 04:01:05 №13798

>>13797
Hm..ok..yeah..about that…you're going to have to come to the office 3 days a week from now on

Chud vhqFgfT8 06/12/25 (Thu) 16:19:15 №13800

>>13795
What is the job title? I want a neetjob too

Chud vhqFgfT8 06/12/25 (Thu) 21:59:46 №13803

>>13800
too bad, get back to work, wagie

Chud vhqFgfT8 06/13/25 (Fri) 06:52:29 №13808

>>13798
Still comfy thus far
>>13800
3d Animator