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is it topped?

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giga thread and op

 β„–16335

so we just missed out on generational wealth part 19

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>>16329
i bought some silver WW2 german coins, does anyone buy those in der west?

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>>16336
Precious metals are precious metals so people will generally buy whatever

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Bump



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upload burger gooning (cheeseburger fetish) porn and you can make tons of money on patreon, all you need to know is basic image editing


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Any anons here have experience in financial STEM?

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>>17585 (OP)
Dude if you find a quant on this site or even 4chan /biz/, then they're probably larping



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sold all my MU bags, what do i buy now? sandisk?

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i bought the top

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its fucking over

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Quantum



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 β„–17627[Reply]

i have five euro what do i do with them to maximize serotonin and dopamine levels and short term pleasure

 β„–17628

take 2.5, gamble them
the rest, buy a burger

 β„–17630

Buy the cheapest hard alcohol and get fucked up

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>>17630
Or find a homeless crackhead and give it to her for a blowjob

 β„–17651

drugs or five one euro scratch tickets



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What are you waiting for to invest in gender affirming care, /biz/?

https://www.grandviewresearch.com/industry-analysis/us-sex-reassignment-surgery-market

 β„–17650

>create fake problem
>sell needless solution
When are Jews and capitalism purists being gassed



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NVDA earnings report, discuss

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>>17636 (OP)
ded board

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bubble
im staying delta neutral



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Do you guys miss Martin Shkreli

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PCb9mnrU1g

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>>17643 (OP)
ded board



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anyone who actually got rich from this board?

 β„–17603

Me, im richer by a couple thousand dollars.

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>>17602 (OP)
No



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For those who either invest in silver and/or gold, which do you prefer holding on to more, and why?

 β„–17634

gold is less volatile so i prefer it over silver as a hedge but i still own a bit of both

 β„–17635

too poor to own a sizeable stack but i have more gold

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>>17632 (OP)
Gold is just gold but silver is more volatile

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i only have interest holding PMs as a physical store of value, not investment
gold is value denser so gold it is



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bro I cant find a job nigga wtf

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kek

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>>17616 (OP)

Come work for me son

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>>17620
omg mr beast let me be part of a challenge please please pleeeeeaase



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generation zed is so cooked lol wow


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https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/16083067.html
Average shartyiq is about 115
Aldoe idk how relevant iq is to stock intuition

 β„–17610

i was debating getting an in person official iq test, all the online ones i ever did i always scored 120 to 140, even the mensa ones. if i spent the 50 quid and studied and possibly took PEDs for the test i might be able to score 150 or higher and that would be really good to flex on my resume

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>>17608 (OP)

After joing the shardee my iq has tripled, 4cvck activley took 1200 points off, now my iq is high enough to challenge the mighty (((allah)))

yes I am currently creating a new universe for only goys to live in

> you cannt do that!!


oh yes I can



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who else just lost money

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up a couple hundred quid since last week

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>>17613
i meant since market open

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i take it back trump just tweeted again, up 100$



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How do I get a job?

 β„–17596

act like you care in the interview, i currently work at the goymartβ„’ and i told them i love being busy and that i want to work whatever the hardest role is

 β„–17597

Ask all of your parents and relatives first, maybe they have connections or a business. If that fails, learn any skill, even if you dont get a real job you can still work as a freelancer on the hecking anonymous black marketwebs.
If youre a BIPOC, you can just apply anywhere and youll get hired.

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>>17596
if it's a government job you can't act like you care too much. people who take their own initiative in government usually get fired on the spot



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