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 17183[Reply]

wtf just happened to gold and silver?
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also btw im a nusoiretard what ticker do i check for gold prices idc about CFDs
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 17185

Joos dumped it to keep electronic prices low. Buy dip

 17193

>>17183 (OP)
Massive commodity self off, scary!!!

 17196

>>17193
I think it's funny that the `DAQ is up alot today because high commodity prices are usually an indicator of weak market performance, so the reverse is apparently true with major sell offs, ev&oe it's likely people haven't even begun adding their gold profits back into any index fund yet.
Maybe they have, but real niggas are shorting crypto currencies rn

 17197

This market is so silly! Literally everyone is schizophrenic as fuck and we're all just confirming each other's delusions as a sentient hive mind

 17201

>>17183 (OP)
you were able to sell gld and silver for higher price in china and now china is blocking that so what you are see is all the over leveraged tards get rekt

 17209

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>>17201
informative



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 17175[Reply]

If BTC hits 70k, is there any saving it? And if BTC falls, is there any saving cryptocurrencies overall?

 17189

Retards first bear market. Just HODL and pray

 17195

>>17175 (OP)
Get off of crypto twitter
Learn TA
Study the historical price of assets you are Interested in
→profit

 17202

should bottom around 41.5k this august/September if you believe in the past performance=future . At the end of the day its all up to you



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 17027[Reply]

Nigga i'm here to tell you what to buy next nigga since Trump bouta get this shit started with Greenland. MILITARY DRONES AND BATTERIES NIGGA.

Ondas Holdings now Ondas Inc. (ONDS) - Drone Companies that acquired GOYIM companies and some in the U.S and invested a shit ton into the U.S. Won contracts and orders for their drone products. Has a partnership with UMAC. They are not competitors since ONDAS makes drones and UMAC makes the components for it.

Unusual Machines (UMAC) - Drone Component Manufacturer. Niggas done got Donald Trump Jr. on their shit. They going to be getting many contracts. However here's the thing UMAC and ONDAS are strategic partners They invested into Safe Pro Group with a combined 80 million dollars.

Safe Pro Group (SPAI) - If you don't know Safe Pro Group provides drone solutions and other technologies. Basically, they got software and the services, they just need the stuff to supply it which is why ONDAS and Unusual Machines bought that shit for 80 million.

Lightpath Technologies (LPTH) - They provide the cameras for the drones and other technologies. Have partnership with UMAC the trump-backed company

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 17030

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>Nigga i'm here to tell you what to bu-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 17050

>>17030
shut the fuck up nigger

 17132

Bought more on Ondas. Trump getting drone warfare in this bitcg

 17186

Lets fact check this
Ondas Inc. (ONDS) : 10.36USD (-8.07%)
Unusual Machines Inc. : 13.85USD (-9.36%)
Safe Pro Group Inc. : 4.6800USD (-12.20%)
LPTH -10%
AMPX -8%

So basically its fucking over. If OP was right, this should bottom out soon and we'll be able to profit on war. Otherwise warren buffet won



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 16588[Reply]

hi /biz/gigas

 17172

Once upon a time in the enchanted land of Blockchainia, there existed a magical
realm ruled by the ancient wizard of Satoshi.
The citizens cherished his coin for its strength and the power it bestowed.
But unbeknownst to most, a dark cloud loomed in the distance: the ominous threat
of Quantum Grand Mage, which could turn their bags vulnerable and untrustworthy.

In a quaint village at the edge of Blockchainia lived a wise alchemist named Natasha
Otomoski. She had long observed the growing shadows that threatened the kingdom's
wealth and security. With a heart full of determination, she decided to
cast a new magic - a powerful artifact known as Haircomb.



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 17161[Reply]

haircomb natasha otomoski

 17170

Once upon a time in the enchanted land of Blockchainia, there existed a magical
realm ruled by the ancient wizard of Satoshi.
The citizens cherished his coin for its strength and the power it bestowed.
But unbeknownst to most, a dark cloud loomed in the distance: the ominous threat
of Quantum Grand Mage, which could turn their bags vulnerable and untrustworthy.

In a quaint village at the edge of Blockchainia lived a wise alchemist named Natasha
Otomoski. She had long observed the growing shadows that threatened the kingdom's
wealth and security. With a heart full of determination, she decided to
cast a new magic - a powerful artifact known as Haircomb.



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 17157[Reply]

>silver at $85.26/oz
chat what is the consensus

 17158

>light theme
yeah im not logged in cry about it [giga]

 17166

>>17157 (OP)
Buy more

 17168

bullish

 17169




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 17160[Reply]

Hello fellow soy'dults, I want money advice because I'm an adult who is above 18 and here is what I'm looking for:

Work adive
Big adult tax advice
How to scam goyim
How to house tax finance adult stuff
How to make money in funny ohio skibidi
How to loose it all in inevestements

 17165

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TING TING TING. This just happened to me

I’m sitting in a strip club enjoying a drink. I overhear someone say “hair-comb.”

Trying to be friendly, I say “I’ve got a little hair-comb”

I’m not really interested in hair-comb. I bought some on a whim at some point. I expect nothing from it and without the recent attention
I would probably have forgotten I had it. But I was just making conversation.

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 17167

up



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 17164[Reply]

I've got a liitle hair-comb


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 17162[Reply]

Hair-Comb kills commercial banking
Bit-Coin kills central banking
Prove me wrong you can't


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 17154[Reply]

do yk if tradingview just ends subscriptions out of nowhere? im a tard who didnt use my tv essential acct for months because i didnt need to, and i guess they just jsided my billing

 17156

im personally not complaining but i just thought thats interesting



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 17134[Reply]

Indian niggers painted a massive fucking penis on my heckin memetoken chart, how could you tell?
MY POSITIONS:
SHORT $BTC
SHORT $AAPL
I still own no $HYPE
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I am more into swing trading rather than day trade scalping, but I'm kicking myself for not shorting the NASDAQ today :(
MAYBE potential short tomorrow? FUCK THAT MEANS I GOTTA GET UP EARLY NIGGA NOOOOOOOO
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 17148

>>17143
>its a mystery as to why 4cucks wont move here
I also think this is a good thing btw. From what I've learnt, the best traders do not spend anytime on social media.
I am simply here to refine myself (and boredom) and I'm obsessed or something.
I don't wanna waste my life away arguing with anyone about anything to do with something you can only improve at with study

 17149

>>17147
We're just getting started nigga
It's gonna be an interesting few months, I'm excited to see what new tech comes out a the next market bottom.
I won't be late to whatever new crypto fad blows up this time I swear!!!!

 17150

Best possible scenario is sideways from here
Stop loss at 94k btw

I seriously doubt any potential rebound up again.
If that happens consider it a white swan. Or a black swan for muh fuggen bags o algo

 17151

>shorted BTC
>it dumps
iranese spy tech tier investing

 17152

>>17151
Genius!

 17153

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>>17138
blackpilling. have a bobo

>>17143
remember when this board had over 100 PPH?

>>17148
>From what I've learnt, the best traders do not spend anytime on social media.
tbf hearing sources from random people online is obviously bad but i doubt the best traders dont have some social media interaction outside of trading. online forums have their own advantages as well



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 17126[Reply]

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK (I own 0(zero) hyperliquid tokens)
Currently waiting for a good entry point >:)

 17127

The reason I was bullish on $HYPE yesterday was because of:
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1) It is distinctly priced compared to the $BTC chart. $ETH, $SOL, and other tokens are almost tied to the performance of bitcoin.
If bitcoin is rallying, so is everything else.
$HYPE is it's own individual asset, it behaves different based on the attention to the parent tech (the DEX crypto leverage exchange)
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2) IT broke out of a downward canal movement whilst BTC was consolidating. Generally a bullish thing, even if it's starts going sideways.
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3) I like the tech. Apparently hyperliquid is STILL the best dex leverage exchange to trade crypto on.

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 17130

thanks for the +10%

 17136

>>17130
IF I WASN'T SUCH A SLF I WOULD HAVE CAUGHT THE INITIAL MOVE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

 17142

>>17136
i sold at 34 but i bought at like 30 nigger im a fucking moron, i cant even cover fees with this
if i wasnt such a wagiecuck nigger i couldve lurked moarder and boutet earlier

 17144

>>17142
we're all gonna make it brah dw



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 17117[Reply]

where can i find good courses about computer science to escape financial slavery o algo?
btw im watching cs50 course rn

 17118

>>17117 (OP)
This is the worst time in human history to get into computer science

 17121

>>17118
cuz of ai?

 17124

>>17118
blackpill nigga everyone needs to get into computer science
If you actually know the language you're coding in, you have the ultimate advantage over ai script kiddies

 17129

>>17128
Yeah and even if you could fully automate the development of features in a program, (You) will still have to verify changes !
If you can't fucking read the code, how the fuck are you gonna build anything?

 17131

>>17121
You can't compete with outsourcing to india



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 17069[Reply]

I have no idea what's about to happen to this chart or to any of the assets in this thread.
So if you take this seriously and actually place trades based on me doing VERY BASIC technical analysis, then your portfolio deserves to be a dnb.
ANYWAY COME LOOK AT MY OBSESSION WITH SILLY CANDLESTICKS :D
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 17110

Bitcoin will go down before the next halving. It's a cycle that repeats every year. When bitcoin halves, the energy needed to mine the same amount doubles. Smaller mining farms aren't profitable anymore so they shut down, the difficulty adjusts as miners shut down, and the price eventually stabilizes at the new one, now controlled even more by the most wealthy miners. It is not sustainable and I'm sure you can see why. Maybe try krafercrypto.com or create your own model to predict short-term price changes, but long term it will definetly fall.

 17111

>>17110
Yeah I usually load a BTC mining price indicator when it's at cheap levels.
To what extent do you think it's going to go go down, do you think? I'm thinking maybe a 50k floor :)

 17112

Well, 60k floor with a low of 50k

 17113

>>17104
even though TA is a meme double though it works because most people believe in it
>>17110
i only hold XMR but i dont think BTC is gonna crash, itll probably just stay like this until indian jeets pump it back to 100k with their izzat money

 17119

>>17110
>>17113
As the BTC supply diminishes through burning, lost wallets, seizures, and lower mining profits, the price will get increasingly volatile and centrally controlled. Also, when the mining reward eventually diminishes to a point where it is no longer profitable to mine at all. Block conformations will take ages and running a miner will only be done as a form of donation to the project by its supporters. The supporters will not keep it alive forever and it will eventually crash to near 0 as people finally lose the last bit of trust they had in it as a currency. Maybe, when mining becomes too unappealing, somebody will use the low difficulty to their advantage and fake transactions, which will undoubtedly ruin it.

 17123

>>17113
TA is only a meme to crypto xitter niggas



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 17109[Reply]

How do i invest in the tate brothers. Sent from my mental hospital ipad


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