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Chud P9h^JTXw 09/07/26 (Mon) 10:53:28 №18351 [Reply]

How many yachts should I buy?

Chud P9h^JTXw 10/22/26 (Thu) 15:48:16 №18526

like 41% of a yacht

Chud P9h^JTXw 10/23/26 (Fri) 05:46:56 №18528

Bitcoin
BTC / USD
$81,699.00
(-1.24%)
Market Cap Rank
#1
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Chud wgAxfgzQ 10/23/26 (Fri) 03:45:40 №18527 [Reply]

how will the arrest of these fraudsters affect stocks

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Chud qA2vmTGG 10/22/26 (Thu) 12:16:45 №18525 [Reply]

why is the price of every single thing going up except the price for an hour of your time?

Chud oJZm!SFY 10/22/26 (Thu) 08:54:58 №18524 [Reply]

this unc has been making some good calls as market forecaster

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Chud ytAVdF^8 10/22/26 (Thu) 08:43:54 №18523 [Reply]

how can I invest in samsara?

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Chud p1hKtW3r 10/22/26 (Thu) 05:45:38 №18521 [Reply]

i will be increasing the amount of gold i hold

Chud p1hKtW3r 10/22/26 (Thu) 06:17:51 №18522

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Bold

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Help me pick out bullshit Chud pwgFTUG1 08/19/26 (Wed) 08:19:57 №18273 [Reply]

I need more "evil" stock. Yes I buy fractionals, I'm a fucking Walmart employee. I'll put in 100 or more each paycheck so it's whatever.
>you bought nuclear that's not evil
I wanted portfolio diversity. I trust that you can help develop it across sectors. Even recommending me Israeli or Chinese companies is fine too.

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Chud pwgFTUG1 08/20/26 (Thu) 22:09:54 №18285

just dump everything into a global etf and forget about it this is the low cortisol gigachad method

Chud pwgFTUG1 08/20/26 (Thu) 22:10:33 №18286

>>18285
also put some money into a chinese etf because the CNWO is coming

Chud pwgFTUG1 10/15/26 (Thu) 08:11:19 №18503

you should invest in poop

Chud pwgFTUG1 10/16/26 (Fri) 05:56:03 №18505

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Follow up:

I diversified more. My holdings are really stable and somewhat higher return. I'm just anxious about getting raped of money rn.

Chud pwgFTUG1 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:10:24 №18506

trade anthropic ipo it should go up like spacex stock for 3 days then crash

Chud pwgFTUG1 10/20/26 (Tue) 21:02:53 №18519

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Wtf did texas instruments do? Do they bribe professors to demand you buy TI-84s for STAT? Also Nestlé, for obvio reasons, Umicore since it creates DNBs in the congo copper and cobalt mines. Kalshi since that shit breaks young men. De Beers for genocide in the RSA and the marketing campaign that made foids obsessed with crystal carbon. Rothschild & co. that is obvious. United Healthcare for dropping coverage on Americans with life threatening conditions. Gazprom for arctic pollution and deploying its private military to kill Ukrainians(aryan company). Blue Owl for being the big investor behind hyperscalers(it's probably going to crash really soon so beware). Tysons and Perdue for destroying smallholder farms and animal abuse. BASF for environmental destruction and the use of slave labour and the manufacturing of Zyklon B during the national socialists era. Dupont for manufacturing of fissile precursor materials for nuclear weapons and pollution of both waterways near factories and forever chemicals from products like Teflon

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Chud AuWPo1s6 10/19/26 (Mon) 19:59:26 №18517 [Reply]

Guys should I get an MBA in finance? Will I be able to get six gorillion shekels like (((everyone’s favorite merchant)))?

Chud AuWPo1s6 10/20/26 (Tue) 01:49:09 №18518

>>18517 (OP)
no every third worlder and woman in the universe is already doing this

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Chud TNfyMpgc 10/19/26 (Mon) 14:53:48 №18515 [Reply]

wreckless investment

Chud TNfyMpgc 10/19/26 (Mon) 14:54:07 №18516

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firing your customer

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Chud gnyaAlxN 09/10/26 (Thu) 13:05:31 №18366 [Reply]

the only reason a house costs 1 million dollars is that its illegal to build a log cabin

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Chud gnyaAlxN 10/06/26 (Tue) 09:03:44 №18469

Also zoning laws and other statist cuckoldery

Chud gnyaAlxN 10/06/26 (Tue) 17:57:04 №18472

Just say jews
>the laws and th-
jews lobbied and wrote them
>the pricing and marke-
jewish private equity
Just say jews

Chud gnyaAlxN 10/12/26 (Mon) 16:05:48 №18486

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>>18403
>that much logs

Chud gnyaAlxN 10/16/26 (Fri) 12:15:33 №18507

>>18472
its illegal in my country to say that

Chud gnyaAlxN 10/18/26 (Sun) 16:01:03 №18511

>>18366 (OP)
>build le log cabin
>go inside to relax after a long day of building
>plug computer in to go on Soyjak party
>nothing happens
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! (Rage face)

Chud gnyaAlxN 10/19/26 (Mon) 11:13:51 №18514

>>18486
your entire genetic line hasn't invented a thing yet for the last 100k years, but sure, someone used the wrong word o algo

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What are your experiences with actual irl "side hustles" Chud uRLKnd83 10/13/26 (Tue) 19:02:26 №18488 [Reply]

I'm considering putting flyers in a local retirement home offering to get groceries for seniors or helping them with phone/computer stuff.

Chud uRLKnd83 10/15/26 (Thu) 17:13:18 №18504

I helped some jeet clean his motel once, barely got any cash from all that effort.

Chud uRLKnd83 10/18/26 (Sun) 20:33:31 №18512

just use face bok

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Chud Stzd0!P4 09/07/26 (Mon) 21:32:56 №18359 [Reply]

My current stack:
>gold
>xmr
>physical oil
>physical gasoline
>Chinese Yuan
>drone motors
Am i gonna make it?

Chud Stzd0!P4 09/11/26 (Fri) 05:49:37 №18371

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hell yes, add Azeri and Iranian Peugeots to the list. good to do some import fraud :p

Chud Stzd0!P4 09/22/26 (Tue) 21:10:45 №18398

gigakeyed chinese millennium maxxer

Chud Stzd0!P4 09/22/26 (Tue) 23:44:11 №18399

dont buy the yuan just buy ICHN or somethign similar

Chud Stzd0!P4 09/23/26 (Wed) 11:11:22 №18404

yuan is nailed to the dollar, so there's no point

Chud Stzd0!P4 10/14/26 (Wed) 13:22:19 №18493

No

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Chud Z1E2tsoA 09/04/26 (Fri) 19:40:40 №18342 [Reply]

Should I buy other crypto besides btc?

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Chud Z1E2tsoA 10/05/26 (Mon) 21:01:56 №18468

Should I buy crypto at all?

Chud Z1E2tsoA 10/06/26 (Tue) 11:49:45 №18470

>>18468
honestly, no, lol

Chud Z1E2tsoA 10/06/26 (Tue) 11:51:07 №18471

if you don't actually care about finance and liked serial experiments lain, then sure buy, crypto.

Chud Z1E2tsoA 10/08/26 (Thu) 02:19:49 №18482

no

Chud Z1E2tsoA 10/09/26 (Fri) 20:09:56 №18483

nah nigga that shi' scam

Chud Z1E2tsoA 10/14/26 (Wed) 13:18:59 №18491

No

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Chud 6ocztmF8 09/25/26 (Fri) 01:51:05 №18413 [Reply]

walmartcucks what is this

Chud 6ocztmF8 09/26/26 (Sat) 01:47:24 №18416

keeek i saw this, its amazing what the employim slaves will do thinking they are part of some team or some shit. the yn's in the back clearly dont give a fuck and probably think he is retarded or something. like what is this faggot dancing and prancing around for when he makes barely above minimum wage?

Chud 6ocztmF8 10/14/26 (Wed) 11:29:24 №18490

Reminds me of this

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Chud IAVcFKgg 10/04/26 (Sun) 02:59:19 №18455 [Reply]

What should I do with 500$

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Chud IAVcFKgg 10/04/26 (Sun) 06:59:09 №18458

buy gold

Chud IAVcFKgg 10/04/26 (Sun) 07:04:58 №18459

2x it on chicken cross on rainbet

Chud IAVcFKgg 10/04/26 (Sun) 18:39:53 №18460

buy bitcoin

Chud IAVcFKgg 10/05/26 (Mon) 17:01:47 №18464

>>18455 (OP)
nothing at all you may aswell keep it liquid and spend it on things that will make you happy instead of pretending to understand finance and lose it all

Chud IAVcFKgg 10/05/26 (Mon) 17:02:10 №18465

You can make it with 20$ if you had the right information, so spend time on that instead

Chud IAVcFKgg 10/13/26 (Tue) 09:03:09 №18487

Give it to me