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 β„–17103[Reply]

Is it better to invest in chocolate bars, or pvre cocoa?

 β„–17114

chocolate wire

 β„–17159

Invest in big black chocolate

 β„–17171

Once upon a time in the enchanted land of Blockchainia, there existed a magical
realm ruled by the ancient wizard of Satoshi.
The citizens cherished his coin for its strength and the power it bestowed.
But unbeknownst to most, a dark cloud loomed in the distance: the ominous threat
of Quantum Grand Mage, which could turn their bags vulnerable and untrustworthy.

In a quaint village at the edge of Blockchainia lived a wise alchemist named Natasha
Otomoski. She had long observed the growing shadows that threatened the kingdom's
wealth and security. With a heart full of determination, she decided to
cast a new magic - a powerful artifact known as Haircomb.

 β„–17228

pure cocoa because you can turn it into chocolate bars

 β„–17861

poland lost
Iceland won
>>17159
dude is from australia
GEEEEEEEEEEEEG
>>17171
france lost
Iceland won
>>17228
dude is from brazil
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG



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 β„–17154[Reply]

do yk if tradingview just ends subscriptions out of nowhere? im a tard who didnt use my tv essential acct for months because i didnt need to, and i guess they just jsided my billing

 β„–17156

im personally not complaining but i just thought thats interesting

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this thread lost
Iceland won



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 β„–17845[Reply]

CRASH WAVE 3 Now in Progress - The Dow Makes New Highs to Distract From the Tech Selloff- Oil Bottom

 β„–17847

>>17845 (OP)
What the fuck do you mean β€˜distract’ bro

 β„–17997

germany lost
Iceland won



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 β„–17790[Reply]

Buy the oil dip.

 β„–17838

>>17790 (OP)
Are you okay op
Have your longs been liquidated yet?

 β„–17842

i sold like 12 minutes after i made this post

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>>17838
britain lost
Iceland won



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 β„–17833[Reply]

>using the overboard so you don’t miss posts on dead nigger boards
Also this is a non rule breaking business post because I need help figuring out what crypto to buy or something

 β„–17834

I would give legitimate advice but I haven't had the courage to look at my portfolio since the Iranian debacle started and in all honesty I've given up trying to discern what is good or not

 β„–17835

>>17834
everything should be up now

 β„–17836

Unless you were in crypto
then you might wanna fucking handle that NOW geg

 β„–17839

buy monero

 β„–17840

>>17834
Everything has been up since like end of april.
>>17833 (OP)
Only way to make money on crypto is to make your own shitcoin and shill it to retards like you who still believe in crypto.

 β„–17994

>>17835
>>17836
>>17839
dude is from britain
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG



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 β„–17803[Reply]

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
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>>17819
bitcoin is probably a dead investment, the whole point is high volatility high reward but the reward is a 3x at most (marketcap is too high)
i hope it goes back to sub10k to shake off all the normies

 β„–17828

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>>17821
Everyone is apparently, but the nikkei 225 is up so I guess cash has flown into somewhere at least
>>17822
>

 β„–17829

gasoline is also up 6% and oil is up 3%
every other commodity is trailing behind
>>17828
>News???
Something to do with a iran attacking a Singaporean boat I think

 β„–17831

>>17803 (OP)
kek baggies
>IPO moons for one day
typical. I often think about just buying every major IPO with a super tight trailing stop loss

 β„–17837

>>17831
I'm sure you can find a working strategy for this, the problem is it's going to be extremely hard to price the asset during the first few weeks so it's very risky and the reward won't be that great compared to other assets.

 β„–17993

britain lost
Iceland won



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 β„–17801[Reply]

How do I get money in aryanland?

 β„–17817

Where is Aryanland? If you are talking about Hyperborea then they don't use money there, I would know since I've been.

 β„–17825

>>17824
Pedo

 β„–17991

>>17817
britain lost
Iceland won



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 β„–17776[Reply]

We discuss the best ways to leech off
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 β„–17791

Living with your parents as long as possible.

 β„–17795

>>17791
i do dis

 β„–17796

>>17776 (OP)
stealing electricity

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>>17776 (OP)
omg hi jvnko I didn't think I'd see you here <3

 β„–17807

>>17796
Actually, this doesn't sound as a bad idea. Home-based battery storage systems are getting more and more common. If you live in a terraced house and can get over the initial cost I think you might be able to get a good roi on this. Just tap your neighbors wires and connect them to your battery chargers. And if they have 400V/32A breakers even better.

 β„–17989

dude is from bulgaria
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
>>17795
britain lost
Iceland won



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 β„–17792[Reply]

In california a decent car is a fraction of a house but that same car cost about the same in a state like Iowa where you can get a house for 1/10th of a home in California.
So a car in Iowa is like 1/3rd of a fucking house cost.

what's that like? is it easier to buy a car when a house is maybe 100-200k and a car is 30-40k or is it easier if your home is 1.2 million and a car is 30k?

Why are cars so fucking expensive. they only last 8 years before shit starts falling apart. maybe you get 12-15 years and 200k miles out of it.

why are you fucking yelling at me?

 β„–17797

You will buy a car outright and you will own it for decades and you will dump money into it over those decades because you are a consumer and it is designed to fail and fix so you dump more of your life savings into it

Trump just sneezes out money on the hour to buy an entire fleet of cars

 β„–17799

>>17792 (OP)
30k cars are dead, more and more are starting at 50k

 β„–17800

I bought brand new car this February for 15k€ tho

 β„–17988

this thread lost
Iceland won



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 β„–15596[Reply]

itt we drop our bitcoin addresses because we just will okay
bc1qmsjhks4ak85eex94lm4fqglryz8h0xw4dxs523

 β„–17305

ZERO REPPIES

 β„–17307

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>sending money to strangers

 β„–17793

>>15596 (OP)
As Safe as John Kept on Stuttin on West 72nd?

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>>17307
it's funny how Trump's ear just healed with no hole, no scab and no scar.

He's an Alien

 β„–17987

mutt ahh thread
Iceland won



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 β„–17417[Reply]

Can you make a lot of money doordashing?

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>>17417 (OP)
maybe if you live in a really big city and also that's probably fake as shit

 β„–17599

this video's pretty helpful especially if ur an amerimutt or something
https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=-Cg6VrPIl0X

 β„–17794

Horse shit. the most I made in a day doing doordash over 7-8 hours is 250
thats 1250 a week at most if you made that much a day but some days is 160 or 140 in 8 hours. it's shit work

 β„–17986

>>17599
dude is from australia
GEEEEEEEEEEEEG



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 β„–17784[Reply]

Is it just me or should we kill all- Wait… This isn't /soy/, where am I?

 β„–17786

snca board with 4cuck refugees about money i think

 β„–17985

dude is from argentina
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG



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 β„–17778[Reply]

Welcome to Soyjak Wiki - https://soyjakwiki.org - the free ensoyclopedia

 β„–17983

mutt ahh post
Iceland won



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 β„–17740[Reply]

Hello bros, I have been trying to make it but I had no luck. I need some help!
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 β„–17741

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>Hello bros, I have been trying to make it but I had no luck. I need some help!
>3yvuv4aDiQZmfFKVB9gYM1YEKsxAbs1QaQJA1xgbkGvm
>0xa90cB15205eb830651B4C68311e4d9da2045baeB
>bc1qyec3qhd8vl0k5t567usf8arcsvdmyfwc9asqg6

 β„–17775

Begging on an imageboard is very sugoi desu

 β„–17982

>>17775
dude is from bulgaria
GEEEEEEEEEEEEG



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 β„–17749[Reply]

You will never be a real company. You have no cashflows, you have no competitive advantage, you have no moat. You are a debt-driven entity twisted by corporate bonds and short-term lending into a crude mockery of investment-grade perfection.

All "bulishness" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind the coverage analysts mock you. Credit agencies are disgusted and ashamed of you, institutions laugh at your ghoulish balance sheet behind close doors.

Investors are utterly repulsed by you. Two thousand years of free market principles have allowed investors to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even frauds who "pass" look uncanny and uninvestable to an investor. Your debt structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a robin hood account to invest in you, he'll turn tail and sell the second he gets a whiff of your fucked, unsustainable debt to EBITDA ratio.

You will never be great. You wrench out a fake press profile and every single quarter you tell your bondholders it will be ok, but deep inside you feel the insolvency creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under liquidation proceedings.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll hire bankrypcy lawyers, file for chapter 11, put it out for press release, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your bondholders will get their claw back, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll take you off the index with a SEC filing marked with your company name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a fraud is liquidated there. Your liquidation mass will dissolve and go back to the lenders, and all that will remain of your legacy is a corporate headquarters that are unmistakably occupied by someone else.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 β„–17772

I've made this gemmy 'sta you better add it to the 'ki

 β„–17981

poland lost
Iceland won



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