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Perhaps you will see my post on the 'chan or soyjack party and feel disgusted and surprised. Then you seek to confront me. Or maybe you shall distance yourself completely and tell your acquaintances about this.
Then you graduate. I fade away, into obscurity.

in 8 years
Maybe you are having coitus(which I have had btw) with your husband, your college sweetheart or some nigga u met at work or something
Then you hear a knock at the door saying "it's the FBI"
It is in fact not the FBI. It's me.
Would you recognize me? I don't think you would. Why would someone like you even be aware of someone like me?

Humans are like plants. We reach out towards the sun. Without it, we turn in on ourselves. we consume our own flesh.

It's my turn. Don't you think it's fair? I have been waiting my turn for a very long time. Around 30 years. How Impressive I was, fasting, going hungry for all that time. Say I'm impressive.

I'm going to eat you. I'm going to cut you into pieces and consume your flesh. Don't be sad. We all have to go at some point. To say goodbye. It's just that if you get your hopes up, if you think that you'll live for longer than you actually will, then thats the bummer there. But that's not my fault. I realized that I was never given a chance to live very early on. But you didn't care about that, did you? It's ok. I would be foolish to expect you to.

For a large part of my life you have been a part of it, even though you didn't know of it. And even though you might feel disgusted at that, it means a lot to me. Now I am going to end your life, and I will be a part of your life as well.