/asp/ - All Sports

>>8041 (OP)
agreed

>>8041 (OP)
>Alexa looks shocked as she enters the hotel room to see you and her bed covered in Mandy's shit and her damaged gear on the floor
>She strips off then sprints toward the bed and leaps onto Mandy as she tries to apologise
*BROOOOOPPP*
>Mandy spews more shit as Alexa attacks her
>they're rolling around in it
>Mandy keeps shitting herself as Alexa yanks her hair
>“I've been a bad girl” Mandy whimpers.
>“Then I'm going to teach you a lesson” says Alexa. She turns around and sits on her defeated rival's face
*BROOOOOPPP*
>Alexa groans as tummy chocolate oozes out of her ass and into Mandy's mouth
>You get on the bed and stand in front of Alexa so she can suck you off
>She starts fingering herself as she drops another log and sucks every last speck of Mandy's shit off your dick
>then she pulls away just as you're about to cum to make out with Mandy
>Mandy heaves rump nectar back up and into Alexa's mouth as they kiss
>Alexa is soaking wet now and you grab her legs by the ankle
*SLURP SLURP*
>you lick Mandy's creamy soft serve tummy chocolate off Alexa's yummy little Lexi toes
>then you spread her legs wide and she moans as you slide into her cunt
>Mandy sits on Alexa's face
>Her mouth is still coated in rump nectar and you make out with her while you fuck Alexa
*SLURP SLURP*
>She mudballs some shit up into your mouth then sucks it back out
*BRAAAAAPP*
>Mandy's tummy rumbles
*BROOOPPP*
>Alexa's pussy tightens around your dick as Mandy shits in her mouth
*SMACK SMACK SMACK*
>Skin slaps against skin as you go balls deep in Alexa who moans and tightens around your dick as she cums
But your appetite isn't yet sated, you want more

>>10218
a bit esoteric no?

You become a somewhat popular poster through your intense, burning, lee-like fury against any and all media you deem "'cordslop".
Eventually, you apply to become a mediator, and it's accepted.
After a few months of being laughed at by the /soy/im, you eventually get promoted to being a full time janny because of your devotion to the sharty.
You are one of the more outspoken jannies, being universally loved by the /soy/im for 'nishing anyone who posted shit that made their clitty leak, despite only seeing your 4 letter name, never your real one.
By the upper authority however, you are hated for making the site more rulecucked and biased than it should be.
Despite their hate, you begin to become a popular figure within the sharty, with soyteens summoning you comedically to ban people for posting things they dont like.
Many years later, the site goes through a huge upset following one of the admins being exposed as an owner of a soycord. This admin begins to sabotage the site, leaking IPs of the moderation team, and leaking the jannycord.
After the owner of the site clears this mistake up, they are asked to resign for even allowing this to happen in the first place. They promptly do so.
Before he completely retires however, he leaves a poll up for what janny should become the owner of the site after his departure.
You win by an overwhelming majority.
He sends no message, only transfering all permissions to you, and leaves the site without a trace.
You are now the owner of the sharty.
RARE ENDING 3: Owner