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i got an idea for a movie…
i'm aunty rhea's driver and i drive her to therapy 3 times a week bro.
the dumb bitch pays like 300$ an hour, like thousands go into her "issues"
thats like pouring money into iran after america keeps bombing it
like yeah..lets just keep spending money on her mind bro!

but she doesnt know im secretly her stalker thats bullying her online, i just get on X "stupid fucking bitch you should get raped! you have watermelon shoulders and a slopped neanderthal forehead and you look like a high elf" like im just cutting promos about putting her in a woodchipper.

But while im driving her im just a nice cuck "how was it miss bennett, do you feel better? you can always talk to me! what did that mean man say online? i think your shoulders are normal sized and your bead bracelets are amazing! youre totally not an NPC whore at all miss bennett"

and its a slow burn thriller..she finally sneaks into my room and finds on my laptop the encrypted folder with the aunty rhea memes and just my account on X posting shit..she flips out screaming calling the FBI. turns out ive been tormenting this poor woman that can barely walk from being bullied because im a sick freak!