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 13783[Quote]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG4jA6VofEs
florida nights, like a florida day
More hot than a flame, it’s a vanity game
In a terrible way
florida nights, under florida skies
A dominant bitch and a man in a ditch
Full of secrets and lies. buddy's d8ck doesnt work!
Yeah, b3ddy m3tthews is down, just a chump in a crown
While rh3a takes the spotlight and gold
He’s a prop on her shelf, with no power himself
And a story that’s getting quite old.

 13784[Quote]

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arabiaaan niiights like arabiaan dayyys
buddy's dick doesnt work
and hes fucking gayyy
arabiaaan niiights like arabiaan dayyys
aunty rhea's a bitch
her cunt full of lies
no tim tamss in siiiightttt
buddy's dick's limp and down
cant put that frown upside down
when ur married to that cuuuntttt

 13785[Quote]

>>13783 (OP)
snca

 13786[Quote]

>>13785
>>13785
oooh "shit nobody cares about"
i finally get what that means
oh aunty rhea trying to be cool with the zoomer talk
but ur husbands dick doesnt work

HDDW

 13788[Quote]

Ok I’ll keep reporting

 13789[Quote]

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>>13788
HEYYY IM AUNTY RHEAAA
MY HUSBAND DOESNT FUCK ME IN THE ASSS
OKAYYYY
THATS WHY I BITCH ON TWITTER
AND HAVE MELTYYYSSS

 13790[Quote]

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>>13788
every day is another rollercoaser ride
huh aunty rhea?

 13791[Quote]

File: geeenie2.jpg 📥︎ (93.5 KB, 375x422) ImgOps

HEYYY IM RHEA RIPLEYYY
MY SHOULDERS ARE SO BIG
THEY TRIED TO RECRUIT ME FOR THE ARMYYY
THEY THINK IM A GUY LIKE MULAN

 13792[Quote]

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HEYYY IM RHEA RIPLEYYY
I LOOK AT RAZOR BLADES
BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP
BECAUSE KIRIL TROLLS ME
AND I COPE AND SEETHEEE
IM ONE COLD MEAL AWAY
FROM SUICIDEEEE

 13793[Quote]

File: geeenie4.jpg 📥︎ (93.5 KB, 375x422) ImgOps

HEYYY IM RHEA RIPLEYYY
NOBODYS GONNA COME TO MY FUNERAAAL
THEY JUST GONNA DROP ME IN THE GRAVE
LIKE A SANDWICH IN A BAG
BUDDY CAN FINALLY
STOP WALKING ON EGGSHEELSSS

 13794[Quote]

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HEYYY IM RHEA RIPLEYYY
BUDDYS DICK DOESNT WORK
IT SHOOTS BLANKS
LIKE AN EMPTY MAYO TUBE
NOW IM INJURED AT HOME
AND LOSING MY MIIIND
GET OUT ME OUT OF HERE
EEYYYY

 13795[Quote]

Kiril wants to have Buddy fuck him in the ass.

 13796[Quote]

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>>13795
HEYYY IM RHEA RIPLEYYY
IF U MAKE FUN OF ME
IM GONNA SAYYY
THAT MY HUSBAND IS GONNA
FUCK YOU IN THE ASS
BECAUSE HE DOESNT FUCK MEEE
I WANNA CUT MY WRISTS THE LONG WAYYY
I NEED A MENTAL BREAK FROM WOORKKK
THERE ARE NOT DICKS IN MY ASSS

 13797[Quote]

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HEYY IM RHEA RIPLEYYY
I SHOULD HAVE A CHILD
AT 30
BUT IM A DUMB FOID
MY CAREEEER IS MORE
IMPORTANT THAN
HAVING A CHIIIILDDD
IM A DUMB FOIIIDD

 13798[Quote]

File: 1782916945475c.png 📥︎ (368.46 KB, 519x520) ImgOps

HEYYY IM AUNTY RHEAAA
I JUST CHECKED MY TWITTER
TIME FOR PROZAC AND LEXAPROOO
IM ADDICTED TO MEDS
BECAUSE IM A WOMAAAAN

 13799[Quote]

File: gdfgdg.png 📥︎ (368.46 KB, 519x520) ImgOps

HEYY IM AUNTY RHEAAA
I WISHED THAT MEN WOULD BE OBSESSED WITH MEEE
AND NOW THEY ARE TROLLING MEE AND STALKING MEEE
THE WISH BACKFIREEED
NOW IM CRYING IN FETAL POSITION AGAAAAIN
BUDDY GONNA HAVE TO PUT PAMPERS ON MEEEE

 13800[Quote]

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HEYYY IM RHEA RIPLEYYY
WHO PUT KETCHUP IN MY CEREAAAAL
I THROW MY FAN MAIL IN THE TRASHH
I WISH I WAS STILL FUCKING
THAT NIGGERRR
BUT INSTEAD I MARRIED
A FORTNITE PLAYEEERRR
HE CANT EVEN COOK ME EGGSS
YEYYYY

 13801[Quote]

File: lol.jpg 📥︎ (8.43 KB, 210x221) ImgOps

wow!..that was was FUN
but i ran out of jokes

was that FUN for you aunty rhea?
boy i bet you wanna shoot me with a gun
straight in the forehead
cmon aunty rhea
put a gun on my forehead
i know u wanna do it
PULLLLLL!!!!

 13802[Quote]

Kiril wants his fat Bulgarian ass stuffed with a steroid dick

 13803[Quote]

>>13802
DEMI…your husbands dick is smaller than mine
and my pee pee is kinda small

i dont know what weird fantasies you got
but cant you just go fuck your husband
so you can calm down?

you really think me trolling you would improve your sex life from getting edgy

 13804[Quote]

Kiril wants to suck on buddy’s cock while Rhea pegs his Bulgarian ass

 13805[Quote]

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>>13804
im sure you want a lot of things aunty rhea
since you cant reply to me on twitter
and you just take it like a whore

PURE COPIUM

 13806[Quote]

You are a fat nigger who wants to fuck buddy

 13807[Quote]

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>>13806
AUNTY RHEA WHY DONT YOU SELL MEEEEEE!!!???

btw u know it only takes so many meditations until i star phasing between dimensions. sooner or later im gonna start appearing in your room as an apparation.

and then you gonna be just like aladdin having her very own geeniee to troll her

 13808[Quote]

No one cares Bulgarian nigger



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