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shida chan has made her allegiance known
throwing fan mail in the garbage is never ok!

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I saw Hikaru Shida write 5 paragraphs apologizing to her fans on youtube for not live streaming on time, and shes got like 30 viewers. I get into the "joshi" rabbit-hole, start seeing what all the japanese women wrestlers are posting on twitter. They are all like "good morning, i am in the gym! I am on the river! have a lovely day!" one of them was apologizing that she promised to bring printed posters to her meetup but couldn't do it, and said she will do it next week to keep her promise.

And then… you have rhea ripley - "FAN MAIL SENT TO MY HOUSE WILL BE THROWN IN THE GARBAGE!" - do you see the stark difference between western women and japanese women? I just start laughing at this point. I mean no wonder white guys have yellow fever. Even black guys are going to thailand. I'm not saying there's no gold-diggers in asian countries but the mentality dude…its a stark contrast.

What goes in jap women's mind "Oh wow my fans liked my post today, im so happy!" and then you have rhea ripley - "YOU GUYS SHOULD NOT LAUGH AT LIV MORGAN GETTING INJURED! DO BETTER! STAND UP STRAIGHT!" - just ordering you around like shes your mom or something.

As a guy doing chemical extracts at home, finding how to fix kidney problems in cats, i love opening my laptop and being belittled, like I'm some loser. Remember when rhea chimped out on twitter and said we need to "look at our miserable fucking lives" - meanwhile hikaru shida is singing while blindfolded to 30 people and saying thank you to people for liking it. ah geez dude i wonder why men like joshis? ITS A MYSTERY!!! We must be perverts or something huh?

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I really don’t care about your Twitter shit

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aunty rhea lemme talk to ya yeah!
i dont see a woman in front of me. i see Lexapro, Paxil, Zoloft and Prozac - the shit we usually prescribe to navy seals who have been on 10 missions killing children with a bowie knife in the jungle. When you have killed women and children in a war and you are covered in their blood, their screams waking you up at night…then we can prescribe you lexapro… you, my dear mentally ill troon…somehow got a prescription for the meds for an entire green berrett squad.

So you know what i should do rhea? throw all your meds in the garbage, cancel all your prescriptions and go drink some chamomile tea you crazy bitch! go be alone with your thoughts for 5 minutes and try not to do a 360 flip into a wood chipper.

lexapro, paxil, zoloft and prozac is the shit i would use to assassinate someone, by permanently destroying their brain chemistry and making them suicidal…without a cure. I would use this to kill people and make it look like a random depression. To rhea ripley this is breakfast. lucky charms and lexapro. you fucking whore>>13251

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>>13254
after the bombs fall we gonna enslave rhea ripley.
im the leader of the gang of survivors obviously.
you know what im gonna do with her?
have her look at my room of cider buckets.
like i would have home-made cider from crushed apples in buckets.
and she gotta watch the buckets make sure they ferment right.
and if it spoils im gonna rub sea salt in her asshole

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so im hanging with NateKnowitall, hes livestreaming backlash and were talking about rhea ripley. he calls her "pizza steve" because of her big wide shoulders shes built like a slice of pizza.
so he says he would bang her because shes rich so he gonna get that trophy husbands lifestyle you know? living in a mansion, not having to work..the buddy matthews life!
and i agree… ud bang aunty rhea…to live in her mansion
were not thinking were in love with her or were enamoured
the BITCH IS LOADED BRO!
fucking bang her, even if her pussy is barbed like a cat's pussy
even if shes got dry lips like an old lady
you dont have to work dog! you gonna be playing fortnite like buddy matthews, you escape the 9 to 5 grind.
yesterday i had to drive during rushhour at 6pm…i got fucking angry mate.
so dear aunty rhea…nateknowitall said on livestream he would kiss you on the mouth if it means he doesnt have to work anymore..and he wants to become an overnight celebrity.
so you see…i would kidnap you for fun, torture you. he would actually tolerate you for the money.

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>>13243 (OP)
>i love opening my laptop and being belittled, like I'm some loser.
only true thing Kiril has ever said

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>>13258
ew, that’s too fregleypilled



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