so...the city hall is kinda out of money, so they gonna have to pave a small portion of the graveyard and turn it into a parking. aunty rhea's grave just happens to be in that space, so we gonna remove the tomb stone and pour some asphalt...and cars are go

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AUNTY RHEA GRAVE! Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 23:05:58 №12825 [Quote]

so…the city hall is kinda out of money, so they gonna have to pave a small portion of the graveyard and turn it into a parking. aunty rhea's grave just happens to be in that space, so we gonna remove the tomb stone and pour some asphalt…and cars are gonna be parking on top of her.

but shes still there…its very respectful…its just that we gonna let cars park on top of you.

and i think we can hook you with one of these holywood stars so people can still know this parking space is where rhea ripley is buried maybe they can leave you a tim tam

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 23:17:11 №12826 [Quote]

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id like to say a few words…about rhea ripley
as her #1 stalker fan. were gathered her today…
to mourn the death of an ugly freak
who died with many regrets
and zero people showed to her funeral, only me
she lived in agony due to having big shoulders
and her back was constantly in pain
people say she died alone and shitted and pissed herself
i have gathered money to pay the town hall
so we can name an insane asylum after her name
so when someone is depressed we gonna say
"Hey, you dont wanna end up inside rhea ripley do you?"
during the autopsy we found she had an enlarged tube
inside her heart. wow what a freak!
it would be nice if we can use her fat to make
some scented candles or some shit
if i want my house to smell like a crazy BITCH CUNT!
and the bitch doesnt even have any fat, shes skinny!
im just glad shes dead so i dont have to feed her retirement
we asked the dogs for comments, they said
"rhea who? i dont even remember her woof woof where the food at?"

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 23:24:44 №12827 [Quote]

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when I want to masturbate, i know what you are thinking!
I have many meme pics of rhea ripley so i must be looking at her. no.
I go straight pass her even in the middle of being horny, i just scroll past her pictures. its like having pictures of your mom, but i dont even care to cover her.
the only time i dreamed of rhea ripley was when I was trying to sell my book to some librarian lady and rhea ripley was standing next to me and started telling the lady that im a fraud and not to buy my book. and i just started bursting out laughing and woke up. I can say for the last year…rhea ripley has probably saved me from suicide. the funniest woman in the world. she makes me laugh every day just by existing yet she has made me cum 0 times. which is weird because when a woman makes you laugh usually ud be attracted to her or something.
but with rhea ripley it feels like masturbating to your autistic sister. would you fap to your autistic sister?