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one woman visited a macedonian cafe and demanded more meat. they gave her "the meat" and by meat i mean penis gaping her asshole.
for rhea ripley this was going to be the most power… and final orgasm!
she ordered the "chebapi" and had already pissed off the cook by asking what was the difference between their chebapi and the kebapi across the street at the albanian shop.
the macedonian explained to her holding a knife that "we are here and they are there" and that the albanians did not know how to do a good chebapi, that they were putting the aiwar before the kachmak.
after receiving her chebapi rhea ripley made one fatal mistake - she said there was way too little meat and she felt they were scamming her!
"SCAMMING YOU? I WILL SCAM YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE NOW YOU FLAT CHESTED WHORE!"
and so they held her down and put chebapi in her asshole and put her through a glass table.
the bitch was crawling on her hands and knees leaking blood and then..they just fucking raped her. gasping for air after the brutal rape asshole prolapsed..she looked just like that girl from kill bill! and her final words "oh fuck i just came"..as she just collapsed and died.
the macedonians hid her in the tomato pile behind the shop

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>>14821 (OP)
Come back to /pw/ the board is currently so terrible and unmoderated you'll be welcomed back with open arms

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>>14833
i came back and the bitch had a melty and they gave me a 3 day ban for "off-topic" deleted my posts
minutes ago

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but boy did it ruin her day when she was reading about herself and she saw my posts……just absolutely had a MELTY on me. she wanted to SAY SOMETHING!!!!
i just have that effect no her you know…and it makes me ROCK HARD

that once a month i come to troll you on 4chan and they quickly ban me before you start crying and sobbing.
"buddy nooo…..hes gonna be unbanned next month again!"
and then i tag her coworkers when i troll her on twitter and shes just powerless…

it really makes me ROCK HARD
GRANITE PEE PEE!!!!

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>>14836
/pw/ janny is asleep during early euro hours. don't give up!

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>>14838
early euro hours you say..hmmm….well when in rome, thank you

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>>14838
imm telling you though
hazbin hotel cannot fix this bitch
too many tattoos
charlie morningstar is gonna give up on her!

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>>14839
Yeah there's a pattern. Around this time of day bitchtits suddenly starts spamming also

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>>14841
luckily i think the ban on my laptop ended so i can annoy aunty rhea a little more today..and i will be sneaky about ti (:

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ohhh shes not gona be happy about this…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSW934E4D-k

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>>14842
the best time of day is right now, amerifat mods are sleeping



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