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rhea ripley believes if people know her home address the unabomber is gonna send her a bomb! shes so hot people are trying to bomb her. dont bomb me bro!

what do you think her genitals smell like

in her insane bitch mind she believes deidara from naruto shippuuden is gonna send her explosives in the mailbox.
so now we gotta throw away all the fan-mail because there might be plastic explosive pidgeons from anime.
you know how insane you gotta be to believe that shit?
what are you airica demia?
what are you the main character?
do you believe anime is real?
rhea ripley believes anime characters are real
and she believes akatsuki from naruto shippuden are after her
and deidara is gonna send her plastic explosives in the mail
thats why we gotta throw all the fan-mail again
because resident bitch is crazy again on her period
want my advice?
step on her foot so she opens her pie hole
and jam as much as XOLOFT as you can in there
and pluck her nose with your finger until the bitch swallows
or just stimpack her with codeine or something
bitch thinks shes sasuke and the tattoos are ninja seals or something
are you from the leaf village?
oh im from the insane bitch village?
were all fucking insane in australia!
im from the mentally ill tatted up bitch village!

>>13087
they say women's vaginas smell like what they eat.
so if they eat pineapples gonna smell like pineapples.
and knowing the bitch eats tim-tams all day its gonna smell like chocolate and biscuits.
30 year old chocolate and biscuits…with an attitude

u wanna know how the bitch starts her day lad?
first she meditates for 10 minutes in front of a full bottle of sleeping pills, contemplating if she should jam it all down with some whiskey and end herself. real shakesperian shit, staring death in the face every morning. bitch gets off on dickteasing suicide, geddit?
then she buggers off slowly to check the mail-box for bombs because she believes "international assasins" could send her a bomb in the mail. her hands shake as she opens the mailbox with a stick, covering her face in fear. crazy fucking bitch
then its time for a proper english breakfast innit lad but buddy ordered mcdonalds again because he cant cook an egg the faggot.
so now rhea is stuffing her face with soy protein, meat glue and frying oil enhancers. every chemical known to man. they put yoga mat chemicals in the burger buns mate. thats what the crazy bitch is eating…mystery space meat mcdonalds
and then she wanders to gabriel (her lover)'s house to suck his dick off and up his twitch views. shes gonna make him famous, hes gonna be a propper streamer even if she has to ride his cock on camera, that a gal!
FUCKING BITCH NEEDS 5 YEARS IN A TIBETAN MONASTERY TO FIX HER BRAIN LIKE VIKTOR VOSTOKOV. JUST GO LIKE FUCKING BATMAN IN BATMAN BEGINS AND STUDY UNDER RHAZ AL GHUL YOU CRAZY FUCKING BITCH. BITCH PROBABLY RIDES DRAGON DILDOS WHILE SNORTING COCAINE UNTIL SHE PASSES OUT THEF CUK IS WRONG WITH YA?

you know whats a propper insult to rhea ripley?
dont tell her she needs meds or she needs to lay off the meds
tell her meds dont work on her and to go to tibet
just tell her "just go to tibet. abandon your mortal callings and go to tibet" just book a flight to nepal you fucking bitch. go far cry 4. go discover shamballah before you throw yourself off a cliff.
gonna need a solid fiver 5 years in a tibetan monastery just to calm the fuck down from buddy matthews dick not working lad.
just imagine being stuck in a house taking care of 3 dogs and a big faggot wheeling him around cause his knees got FUCKED lad.
and he cant cook, he cant fuck you right the fuck can he do? get the high score on minecraft? raid the fordfight? the fucks the matter with you you fucking wanker faggot.
ive NEVER seen a crazier bitch than rhea ripley. that bitch is straght outta looney tunes lad. shes fucking duck dockers in the 24th century. they really should put her in a space ship and get her the fuck in space. bitch should be flying in mass effect 2 fighting the collectors and the dementors. just fucking send her to harry potter school of magic so she can find inner peace lad.
which house is the hat gonna put you in?
the house of CRAZY UNFUCKED BITCHES
or the house of MENOPAUSAL BITCHES WHO KISS WOMEN ON THE LIPS?
OH! or is it the house of tatted up transexuals with boulder shoulders?
oh it must be the house of STUCK UP BITCHES who stand behind gabriel for 5 hours so he can get 500 views on twitch you fucking BITCH

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>>13092
well you seem to care about it if youre writing me cryptic love message on instagram you mentally ill bitch

>>13092
my name is aunty rhea hokage and i am from the crazy bitch village
daddy H lets me be hokage and im always holding the hokage belt
and i get to win against all the other ninjas
and i get to beat up orochimaru
and i defeated akatsuki even though theres 9 of them
and i defeated madara and all the other faggots
because im aunty rhea hokage and i suck mad dick lad
and im always sucking papa h hokage
and thats why he lets me be hokage
and im gonna be hokage until i die
chocking on papa h hokage's dick!

>>13089
she dont have a vagina blud