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time to cleanse the palate for today and bring you folks some real sports instead of the same ol' shit that ain't ever gonna change.

I'm playing a full season of SimLeague Hockey (NHL) on WhatIfSports for the first time, and decided to use a lineup of the Edmonton Oilers from NHL Hockey '92 (only on the Sega Genesis) by Electronic Arts.

this Edmonton Oilers lineup will be composed of:
> Line 1: Mark Messier (C), Esa Tikkanen (LW), Joe Murphy (RW)
> Line 2: Ken Linseman (C), Petr Klima (RW/LW), Glenn Anderson (RW)
> Line 3: Craig MacTavish (C), Craig Simpson (LW), Kelly Buchberger (RW)
> Line 4: Adam Graves (C), Martin Gelinas (LW), Dave Brown (RW)
> Defense Pair 1: Steve Smith (LD), Charlie Huddy (RD)
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2 wins, 78 losses

Charlie Huddy scored a goal to snap this bullshit 2-game scoreless streak.
Craig MacTavish and Craig Simpson assisted on Huddy's goal.

through 80 games, my point producers for the EA 92 Edmonton Oilers are:
> Mark Messier (C): 13G/18A/31P
> Glenn Anderson (RW): 11G/11A/22P
> Esa Tikkanen (LW): 17G/4A/21P
> Petr Klima (RW/LW): 10G/11A/21P
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2 wins, 79 losses

Charlie Huddy scored a Power Play (PP) goal, while Ken Linseman scored a standard goal.
Huddy's PP goal was unassisted.
Glenn Anderson assisted on Linseman's goal.

through 81 games, my point producers for the EA 92 Edmonton Oilers are:
> Mark Messier (C): 13G/18A/31P
> Glenn Anderson (RW): 11G/12A/23P
> Esa Tikkanen (LW): 17G/4A/21P
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2 wins, 80 losses

and just like that, my season ends in scoreless fashion… so who cares about updating the box score.

but after 82 games, my point producers for the EA 92 Edmonton Oilers for the season are:
> Mark Messier (C): 13G/18A/31P
> Glenn Anderson (RW): 11G/12A/23P
> Esa Tikkanen (LW): 17G/4A/21P
> Petr Klima (RW/LW): 10G/11A/21P
> Martin Gelinas (LW): 13G/6A/19P
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here are the final statistics of the EA 92 Edmonton Oilers

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my next SimLeague Hockey season should be spent in Private Theme Leagues instead of Open Leagues. I'm planning on creating a Theme League where you can only play as late 1990s Bottom 6 non-playoff NHL teams (from 1996-97 through 1999-2000).

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I reckon theme leagues would work better. That way, i can set the league rules and game settings to however I see fit.


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 â„–12322[Reply]

hile hitler

 â„–12323

How so

 â„–12542

BEAUTIFUL white woman.

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>>12322 (OP)
what sports does this foid play

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>>12543
track
she also goes to the gym i know because I saw her there


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 â„–12528[Reply]

They made the dynamite thread in the early afternoon, and skipped game thread 2 to inflate numbers :/

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>>12528 (OP)
>they
you mean they/them
it's one tranny in a wheel chair talking to itself

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>>12528 (OP)
i told you, you didnt believe me.
its 5 mod faggots and their janny friends just using bots and talking to themselves.
/pw/ is now pretty much empty.
their captchas have driven the last of actual people who used to post there.
its the same bot threads like the "i watch for she" faggot. its all botted and automated.

remember how they wanted everyone to come back and kept shilling "4chan is back, bye guys!"?

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>>12539
Skipping the threads is an old tactic


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 â„–12377[Reply]

As I am only callous-unemotional instead of sociopathic or psychopathic im sure I would feel aversion and not be able to go through with it

But imagine that she has already been euthanized and one comes into possession of her frozen body

I would kiss her and sleep with her first

I would only eat her arms legs and buttocks I dont think I would be able to eat something that looks like a human unless of course it was first processed

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nigger coal

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>>12467
i bench 405 and i make 100k a year as an intern kys


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 â„–12386[Reply]

can't tell if janny range banned me from /pw/ or if it's the new jewish captcha thing, but I fixed it, not that I was ever banned, I could still phone post
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>>12530
I didn't report that, you brown ass indian shitskin jeet. go check the deletion logs, none of your shit gets deleted you shitskin. well your blackcock loving threads do, but none of your anti IYO shit gets deleted you singular brown disgusting subhuman
you just sit there and samefag your anti threads for weeks straight because you're indian and you are too retarded to walk, faggot. kill yourself you fat cripple subhuman

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>>12532
YOU SAMEFAG EVERY GENERAL. ALL THE JOSHI THREADS ARE YOU BUMPING IT. EVEN THE ANTI IYO ONES HAVE YOU HOVERING AROUND BECAUSE YOURE A DUMB BEANER WHO BEGS THE MODS ON DISCORD. YOUR GENERAL DIED FOR THREE DAYS FOR A REASON AND YOU CRIED. KYS JUAN.

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>>12533
I've never posted in your anti thread you indian cripple. kill yourself roverthojeet. you are brown and you spend every waking hour bumping your anti threads for WEEKS and months, by yourself, because you are pathetic. you job to my filters every day you singular brown subhuman

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>>12386 (OP)
Rovert being apparently brown, a tranny, a Janny, Irish, indian, crippled, and a poster on every wrestling discussion website is truly amazing. a man of many talents

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>>12536
there are a lot of jeets in ireland, they had a riot over it. assplay's wife's black son is black and irish

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LMFAO, the Roxy hater is a fucking brown jeet. he's brown and indian, his skin is the color of shit


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 â„–12526[Reply]

people are literally turning the channel as soon as dynamite comes on because of this trash. moxley fucking SUCKS. his group SUCKS. his wife SUCKS.

 â„–12524[Reply]

would this be a good theme song for a new HBK character?

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Thoughts on the Eagles vs Packers game last night?
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>>11057

The Packers proceeded to get raped following this play, throwing two gross incompletions following a juicy 25 yard gain.

Then the fumble recovery which sealed the fate for the Packers.

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>>11058
No I was talking about the non- call on 4th down

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>>11052
your video keeps stopping

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>>11075
That's because there was no body there, on Melton

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uuuup

 â„–12522

fucking eagles not making the sb. at least i was hoping the rams would.


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Brown ass cripple hogwheels janny keeps banning me for telling rovert to fuck off. good thing it takes like 30 seconds to ban evade. I guess I just gotta phone post when I call that cripple irish piece of shit a shitskin so his fat pedo janny friend can't ban me since it ban evading on a phone is trivial

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ive been having issues getting the captcha to work on phone

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>>12507
what browser? I use brave and it works fine


 â„–12381[Reply]

Thoughts

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Lmao did Vince really pay Shane $50 for a date

 â„–12385

Unless you guys think Shane is lying, everyone else says that bulldog was stuck in the car too, Shane is the only one who has said that the other marines held him back. Then Shane says that shawn didn't have any marks on him after. Very strange

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Bump


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What's this board about?
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>>12372
i agree rovert

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>>12373
You are the Indian Rovert

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>>12376
im gujrati im not indian

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Kek Indian Jeet saaaaaar kekekekekeek

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>>12378

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IYO lost to a Mexican KEK


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 â„–12365[Reply]

this board is more intresting than /qa/ and /soy/

 â„–12366

Thanks man. How are you?

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>>12366
No thanks to you


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 â„–12367

Why is this funny - because of how the file name is so detailed, and even put directly on the thumb nail. A lot of zoomers these days would just name a file the same shit, and not be specific. Causing you to waste time find the correct version, but this is over the top. Also I love bash at the beach 2000 and I'll take any chance to reference it.


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 â„–12341[Reply]

by requiring 5 captchas to post 1 post (just an attempt, if you get the captcha wrong you need to solve 5 captchas again) they essentially drove 99% of human posters away.

right now everything you see on 4chan is the mods, their 2-3 friends and bots, making fake replies, pretending to talk about monday night raw…like "humans do".

4chan is operated from eglin AFB and other places, it was exposed years ago. but funny thing - when you make everyone go away into private encrypted chats, you can no longer control the narrative or effectively spy on everyone. you cant spam BBC porn or call us "losers".

and its not like ur gonna catch me "making a bomb" or something. not contributing to the system is way more damaging. i just have to…not keep my money in the bank.

driving people off 4chan was the worst mistake they ever made
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>>12344
yea. thats why i dont post
sadly im too dumb for /pw/
oh well…have fun with your dead board

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>>12346
I WILL you fucking hick piece of shit cunt cunt cunt fuck you.

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>>12347
im sure you have a gold account aunty rhea so you can defend yourself online when men dont like you.
if you spent half the time working on your LE MISERABLE HECKIN LIFE maybe you woudlnt be posting yourself on 4chan to strange men

stop being jealous of succesful writers like me!

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The craziest part is.. if this was a few years ago, I would have forced myself to go through this B's for hours just to ban evade and keep posting. Its not even worth posting there anymore tho

 â„–12351

No you know what the craziest part is, guys? The ratings system being changed, these horrific captchas, these are direct attacks on wrestling fans, not even 4chan, but specifically /pw/ posters..

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>>12341 (OP)
These captchas are not only very easy to solve but actively do their job to keep Kiril from shitting up an already shitty board. Based captchas


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