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i just wrote the most amazing story
aunty rhea burried in pet cemetary
and they also bury a dog on her neck
cause theres no space, aunty rhea is taking 2 graves of space
because of her big shoulders
so they bury a golden retriever on her neck
just choking her dead corpse
they call buddy matthews to ask if its ok "i dont care" he says
and also a jungle guy comes, a crocodile hunter
and he asks where he can bury 20 pet snakes he had
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Get better soon please

Rovert is a fucking crybaby for calling the cops on the OP of that post on 4PW. Fuck Rovert for getting his name on the list of forbidden words, he had me arrested and thrown in prison for 3 days, just for the simple crime of saying his name on 4PW.

Anyway, the OP of that now deleted post on 4PW wasn't me btw. I took a sample pic to show that Rovert called the police on the OP of that 4PW post, even without saying his name, zero mention of Rovert in that thread.

rhea literally pays off /pw/ faggot mods and jannies to police the board 24/7. they are working on fucking xmas. yesterday and today.

not only are they deleting threads i make, but they are hunting for me inside any "rhea/i watch for she" threads. They look for all negative replies about her and delete them. if somebody call her "aunty rhea" they delete it.

shes also paying the one tranny indian faggot to keep spamming the same "i watch for she" thread every FUCKING day, thinking we should be masturbating to "How hot she is"

aunty rhea sweety - even with your pet jeet bot making threads about you, same old pictures where you used to be hot, every day, you dont get any replies. he tries to spam "i fap for she" but nobody is buying it. threads about asuka and other jap girls get 300 replies.

you are fucking pathetic. your crippled husband cucky is pathetic. the faggot mods working on xmas eve are fucking pathetic. im still gonna post and make jokes. they cant do shit to stop me from posting on twitter, youtube and AY ES PE. nobody is masturbating to you, shut the fuck up and go have your baby with cucky. and gabriel is never going to be famous and liked, no matter how many times you go to his house to help his twitch. hes never gonna be based and liked with real fans like me.

and /pw/ mods - in the name of lucifer let your family and children die from poverty and cancer. so mote it be. like you delete my threads so let lucifer delete the health of your family until you die from cancer.

when all is said and done, hopefully we'll get a Legends Night-esque segment where Paul Heyman gets to celebrate his 64th birthday, and all of his clients and ex-clients are invited to celebrate with him in the ring with a giant birthday cake.

Among those Heyman clients invited are Brock Lesnar, CM Punk, Roman Reigns, Jey Uso, Jimmy Uso, Sami Zayn, Solo Sikoa, The Rock, Tama Tonga, Tonga Loa, Jacob Fatu, Cody Rhodes, Seth Rollins, Bron Breakker, Bronson Reed, Becky Lynch, Logan Paul, Austin Theory, Drew McIntyre, etc.

despite not being aligned with Heyman in kayfabe, certain others can be invited through any one of his clients. Kevin Owens (via Sami), Randy Orton, Jade Cargill and Ricky Starks (via Cody), Lyra Valkyria, Bayley and Charlotte Flair (via Becky), Jaida Parker (via Jey), Jeff Cobb and Hikuleo (via Solo), Naomi (via Jimmy), Kofi Kingston, Xavier Woods and Big E & Montez Ford, Angelo Dawkins and Bianca Belair (via The Usos).

Heyman's birthday segment will be treated as a heartwarming moment, until Grayson Waller comes out and talks his cash money shit about Heyman and his clients and their associates, until they've all had enough and destroy him like the legends did to Heath Slater in 2012.

According to multiple WWE sources these guys had a backstage fight. Who do you think would win in an all out fight?

Thoughts

This is my physique, how do I improve?

>new horrible captcha that makes 99% people not even bother posting
>300s wait timers for threads
>100s wait timers per post
>only "old IPs" allowed to post (which is impossible since they ban you for every little thing for no reason)

and somehow there is an NXT thread with 36 posts right now..and im supposed to believe these are not bots?

fuck these mods faggots should be doxxed and gunned down.

honestly, if Lyra Valkyria does end up getting released from the WWE-TKO in the wake of their ongoing falling out with Becky Lynch over Becky exposing Triple H for being just as much of a horndog as Vince, when her and Seth were on that Bert Kreischer show) that'll ultimately culminate in Becky and Lyra (and maybe Seth Rollins too) getting disavowed from the company forever…

I reckon Lyra will shine anywhere she goes, because you cannot bury a star no matter how much bullshit you give them. If she goes to AEW, then she'll shine over in Jacksonville. If she ends up going to MLW (aka Major League Wrestling), then she'll shine over there too.

At the very least, she'll have no shortage of interested suitors willing to do business with her after WWE-TKO.

Look at Shotzi Blackheart, she pulled that Karrion Kross-esque bullshit unauthorized shoot promo and got fired from the WWE for it, and now she's redeeming herself on the Indies, so if Shotzi and Sasha Banks can shine away from the WWE, then Lyra can too. Unlike Karrion Kross and Rusev who need the WWE Machine to even be relevant, then again they were never stars to begin with.

Me personally? If you want to still have a wrestling career to value and not be sidelined doing nothing for years on end (like she would if she were to join AEW), then I'd rather Lyra Valkyria sign on with MLW under the management of former WWE writer Court Bauer, the guy who gave us such hidden gems as Umaga the Samoan Bulldozer, Jacob Fatu and the "Battle of the Billionaires" storyline between Donald Trump vs Vince McMahon (with Bobby Lashley representing Trump and Umaga representing Vince) at WrestleMania 23 etc.

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I don't think it's necessary to talk about anything going on in the so-called wonderful world of wrestling and 4PW, because all i'm gonna be doing is running around in circles talking about the same old crap that's never gonna change. lately, there's a higher power calling for me to go talk about something else besides PW.

I'll be talking about Chris Paul's second stint with the Los Angeles Clippers where he was supposed to get a retirement tour and a happy ending because he originally wanted to be near his family in California.

Chris Paul threw away his chance at a storybook ending with the L.A. Clippers for what he thought was his one last chance to try to impose his will on Ty Lue, Jeff Van Gundy, Kawhi Leonard, James Harden, Bradley Beal, John Collins, etc. only for them to have none of his shit.

thus, The Artist Formerly Known As CP3 got booted from the Clippers for being an unplayable end-of-bench locker room lawyer.

Thoughts