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 β„–13492[Reply]

Any Mentzermaxxers here? Is that nigga legit? I find it hard to believe that 2 trainings a week is the best way to build muscles, it sounds too good to be true. Also his diet is 60% carbs, 25% protein and 15% fats, is 70g of protein really enough to bulk up?

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>>13492 (OP)
if you are a fat nigger 2 trainings a week is good.
jokes aside it may work if you push yourself hard.

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>>13492 (OP)
Yeah but im too adicted to lifting and its too much of an adrenaline boost + sparring afterwards i cant not go even THOUGH i know u need to rest or something



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 β„–12693[Reply]

holy shit the seattle supersonics are coming back

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>>12693 (OP)
no they are not nigga



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 β„–13704[Reply]

what happens when she keeps running her mouth. (movie script)
Kryll was a quiet neighbor, by all accounts a nice guy. But rhea ripley kept going to bitch at him, complain that "she didnt like how his front yard looked!" or "why do you have purple flowers? thats weird! youre weird!"

one day she saw kryll built a big pizza oven behind his house. rhea went to complain that "it might blow smoke in my house direction if you use it" and he invited her to come see that he had a filter on the oven so it was actually smokeless…

but that…was a lie. There was no filter. he lured her behind his house and hit her with metal center tool right at the back of her head, puncturing and killing her on the spot. the foid was dead before she hit the ground bro. then he dumped her, clothes and everything into the pizza oven and cremated her…into ash. I know youd think the metal piercings and necklaces would remain as evidence…the piercings on her nipples..but they just melted…into deformed metal. a flat stain.

rhea ripley…including her skull and bones was turned into…ashes. no dna left, no teeth, no blood. but kryll was not done with her. he mixed the ashes with clay and made a vase out of her. what was once an annoying BPD whore was now….a vase.

And you know how the story goes. no evidence…not even a piece of hair or a speck of blood. blunt weapons dont really send blood flying like a knife. When you are missing they stop the investigation. the state simply doesn't have money to waste on some foid who probably got lost in the forest or threw herself in a river.
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Ok



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 β„–13702[Reply]

popular BPD advocate aunty rhea suffering a 3rd day of online humiliation as she cannot (cum) have kiril's accounts deleted!

she seems to be finding out what happens when she runs her whore mouth a little too much and men start trolling back.

many men are saying - maybe if you were nice to your fans like red velvet and nikki blackheart maybe you wouldnt be getting trolled.

many men are also saying if buddy was fucking her asshole she wouldnt be such an angry bitch

 β„–13703

Ok



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 β„–13698[Reply]

i just wrote you have assburgers

if you say "pretty please im a pretty princess that faints at the WWE cafeteria and shit and piss my self" i will…consider deleting it.

 β„–13699

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aunty rhea cant delete this post
everybody saw!
brutal humiliaton
incoming suicide through the window of the first floor

do a 360 flip into the grass whore



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 β„–13665[Reply]

i had hopes that after all our talks, my trolling you for being a dumb bimbo that you would somehow learn how to live. that somehow…me being an energy vampire would RUB OFF ON YOU..and you would somehow pick my traits..just by listening to me talk. I have an inspiring quality to people. They start trying new things just by listening to me, watching me.

I've inspired hundreds of people, they listen to my videos, they buy my book. they read it… but you aunty rhea…. even with all your millions and options..freedom… you are nothing more than an NPC selling bead bracelets like a jew (while already rich) and getting tattoos.

regularly I talk about psychology…philosophy…eastern mysticism…meditation…karma, dharma, zen, magic….lu dongbin, wu wei, fu xi, alan watts, pashal beverly randolph…astrology….chemistry…alchemy. ive talked about forbidden subjects like larvae which all magicians of the old age got close but never deciphered. even robert monroe…that was working with the CIA..in his last years…could not fully uncover the secrets of larvae.

these days i talk to my fans about iching, yarrow sticks and the original trigrams of fu xi, and here you are. After mentioning ALL these subjects…you didnt feel the desire to wonder about ANY of them. can you imagine what a dumb roastie bimbo NPC you are? just the same old bitch obsessed with male attention and "respect" and "being a succesfulll womaaaan", getting tattoos and doing nothing.

i mean for fuck sake how did NOTHING rub off on you? NOTHING! you hear guys talking about it…were all having deep conversations online…and you are too dumb to even read something and try pretending you are "on it" to get attention. so you have time to report my twitter posts, even when im commenting on other people…you stalk me like an obsessed bitch.

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>>13691
i must mention in my defense:
- you could have sent me timtams. you have a guy talking about you every day, making jokes, talking about being obsessed with you and kidnapping you, you could have made some joke gift "hehe heres timtams you obsessed loser" and you would have saved face and looked cool like you think its all funny and stupid. but you had to be an arrogant bitch that nosells your number one fan. no, seriously, who else is an obsessed fan of yours? that little lesbian girl that came to your house in australia? you had one crazy guy fan…and you blew it. you acted like a stuck up bitch. now you see me simp for red velvet and nikki blackheart and it breaks your little heart. because they actually PUT EFFORT and care to respond to their fans from time to time.

look at hyans twitter. look at nikki blackhearts twitter. updates from the gym, hiking, personal stuff, just talking and being human beings. at any point you could have said something publicly to troll me and it would have worked, but you gotta be an arrogant no-sell bitch and checkmate yourself into a corner.

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>>13691
Thanks Rhea. I have his account bookmarked.

 β„–13694

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second, i 90% believe its you, aunty rhea.
it started as a joke - oh its probably a troll, oh its probably the fan girls reporting me.

it cant be. ive never seen a troll or a fan girl be that obsessed. even jason blaha trolls get bored. even with bots…you stalk my accounts…daily. you come on my youtube..my discord.

only the real rhea ripley…can be such an insane millionaire obsessed bitch. real life sofia falcone.

theyve caught you on 4chan before, theyve caught you samefagging on X befoe. they caught you posting cum tributes.. everybody knows its you posting threads about yourself on 4chan.

when we said maggie from elegance is hotter you went apeshit insulting her. you mentally ill bitch i fully believe its you
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>>13693
>now she pretends to be multiple personalities.
lady ur a millionaire, you should be chilling at the mountians of nepal learning zen wisdom or cave diving.

sure i troll you but its late at night for fun, like comedy hour. youre the millionaire. how are you wasting your time being more obsessed with me than i am with you?

 β„–13696

besides…ITS OVER, YOU LOST YOU DUMB BITCH!
i told you, as long as i only troll you with my second account you can never report my main account for anything.
i can simp for my favorite female wrestlers and you cant do anything to "cuck me".

i live in the most depressing part of the world and people still see me making videos from new locations, going in nature, talking about new subjects, chemistry, engineering, making a new tarot deck one of a kind btw. all you do is stay at home have meltys and try to delete me from twitter. you never talk about anything. just bitching and complaining.

seriously hanging with your husband and gabriel has RUINED YOU..if you were hanging with us you would be better off.

 β„–13697

He’s mad.



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 β„–13690[Reply]

hyan went hiking..went OFF the path and took some photos in actual nature. not on the trail, not on the path…but off the path.
https://x.com/_thehyan/status/2068398501969690881

aunty rhea, you are the type of NPC bitch that follows the path and stays with the other normies like ur gonna get lost or something. you are "hive mind operated". you have no actual free will or creative spark.

thats why you dont think "let me create beads" you just bought a kit of beads and strings..and "made" bracelets. because you are a souless automaton with pierced nipples.

and you would think different…since your room has all this cool decor and actual color on the walls but yet here we are. when we open the hood on your jeep…not a single cable has been wrapped by you…nothing…made or modified by you.

but yeah…when i got meditate somewhere in the mountains with a scenic look…im not thinking im gonna randomly meet rhea ripley.
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specifically designed from scratch, completely new cards…to diagnose car/mechanic problems.

and rhea ripley spent her day reporting my twitter accounts.

fucking mentally ill bitch, go put some beads on a string and rope yourself

 β„–13687

Yup. Keep posting.

 β„–13688

>>13687
not that you cant do shit.
i can troll you with my second account
you cant do anything to my main account
i can simp for red velvet like its the end of the world

and you can only cope and be jealous

 β„–13689

Ok



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 β„–13675[Reply]

when you get cancer you will finally stop clicking the report button…and just die
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>>13679
when youre crippled at home
and ur husband is crippled
and he wont fuck you in the ass
and ur putting beads on string
of course you gonna have all the timem in the world

you mentally ill bitch

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>>13679
>how rhea ripley looks at me when she cant delete my humiliating posts tagging her coworker women showing she has no hips and looks like a guy

 β„–13682

Yeah yeah. Got it all bookmarked

 β„–13683

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>>13682
make sure buddy and gabriel are reporting me from their laptops too! you are sure to win bro!

why dont you go eat something you gotten to bitch

 β„–13684

Very angry over twitter reports

 β„–13685

>>13684
yes, i am angry because im trying to leave a nice compliment to wakana uehara, red velvet, so many other girls. and you, bitch, keep reporting my accounts and then i cant say bravo, give them a compliment after a good match…because buddy matthews doesnt FUCK YOU…so you gotta go mental.



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 β„–13656[Reply]

https://x.com/iBlazkovitz
as of 6:00PM EST rhea ripley is declared EXCOMMUNICADO! the first man to rape her gets 7,000,000$ in BTC.
she is fair game for every rapist and serial killer in florida.
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AYO white ho, you the one they call aunty rhea?
you aunty rhea girl?
the name's jamal…and i just got out of prisoner for RAPING A WOMAN

ive spent 3 YEARS IN PRISON…not knowing what a woman smells like! and word around the street is…theres a 7 million dollar contract on your head aunty rhea!

they say the first man that gapes your asshole….gets the reward! they call it excommunicado. looks like you pissed off the high table or something girl!

and lemme tell ya…7 million dollars..thats a lotta money girl..and i havent touched a woman in 3 years.
you think your tattoos and piercings gonna stop a black man from blowing your fuses out girl?
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Gonna keep
Trying on this account

 β„–13661

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>>13660
dearest aunty hrea
my johnny account has been restored
you lose

 β„–13662

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>>13660
im telling you bitch, you NEED RAPE
you NEED RAPE
your husband doesnt fuck you in the ass enough
so we have to tolerate your obsessive behavior
stalking me and reporting my accounts
what an obsessed unfucked whore
youre OUT of your mind
tim tam disorders
BPD
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 β„–13663

It’s ok bro. I got time.

 β„–13664

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>>13663
how is it going aunty rhea?
reported my account again?
i made sure all your coworkers know of your…behavior



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 β„–13637[Reply]

one day @RheaRipley_WWE
used a one wish willow to wish to have men obsess over her and talk about her every day…and here i am today.
DONT WORRY AUNTY RHEA ILL MAKE A PACT WITH LUCIFER TO GET YOUR SOUL WHEN YOU DIE!!!
(also lesser banishing ritual doesnt work anymore uwu)

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you wanted guys to obsess over you right?
to write to you every day
talk about you every day
and when you get your crazy fans… you ignore them
you don't ever mention them, you don't ever respond to them
you pretend they are some loser
you call them "a sad individual" in an interview

you know aunty rhea some people would call you "a bitch that is asking for it" and many would say you "deserve it"

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 β„–13639

This nigger is still going

 β„–13654

>>13637 (OP)
kiril pretending that he watched Obsession is my fourth favorite gimmick on the board

 β„–13655

>>13654
but i did watch obsession for real
and it was actually creepy

i mean i deal with demons in real life
its scary not because of any demonic possession
its scary because women act like this in real life
without being possessed.



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 β„–13640[Reply]

Secret giga hideout
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 β„–13648

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>>>bumping the pee pee haych of an snca dnboard

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Getting the pph above /spam/

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>Secret giga hideout

 β„–13653

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>Getting the pph above /spam/



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 β„–13633[Reply]

>be me
>24 years old
>5'8" Manlet
>130lbs
>26 percent bodyfat
>hunchback
>thin frame
>lives of neetbux
>hasnt left the house since three weeks
>hugless,kissless,handholdless virgin
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>>be me
>>24 years old
>>5'8" Manlet
>>130lbs
>>26 percent bodyfat
>>hunchback
>>thin frame
>>lives of neetbux
>>hasnt left the house since three weeks
>>hugless,kissless,handholdless virgin
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I am 5”10. I am 190 pounds. I have a deviated septum. I have a small bald spot. I haven’t had a friend since middle school. I get anxiety over confrontation. I am afraid of heights and loud noises. I have indigestion. My penis doesn’t work well.



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 β„–13627[Reply]

i got an idea for a movie…
i'm aunty rhea's driver and i drive her to therapy 3 times a week bro.
the dumb bitch pays like 300$ an hour, like thousands go into her "issues"
thats like pouring money into iran after america keeps bombing it
like yeah..lets just keep spending money on her mind bro!

but she doesnt know im secretly her stalker thats bullying her online, i just get on X "stupid fucking bitch you should get raped! you have watermelon shoulders and a slopped neanderthal forehead and you look like a high elf" like im just cutting promos about putting her in a woodchipper.

But while im driving her im just a nice cuck "how was it miss bennett, do you feel better? you can always talk to me! what did that mean man say online? i think your shoulders are normal sized and your bead bracelets are amazing! youre totally not an NPC whore at all miss bennett"

and its a slow burn thriller..she finally sneaks into my room and finds on my laptop the encrypted folder with the aunty rhea memes and just my account on X posting shit..she flips out screaming calling the FBI. turns out ive been tormenting this poor woman that can barely walk from being bullied because im a sick freak!

 β„–13628

Fat nigger is reporting people now LMAOOL

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>>13628
ur the only one reporting me every day
you mentally ill bitch

 β„–13631

>>13628
HOW CAN I REPORT YOU IF IM BANNED FROM 4CHAN YOU MENTALLY ILL BITCH

 β„–13632

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LOL LOSER KIRIL FAG



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