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Jr is gonna die soon

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This fat ass Brittany venti cosplayer had the lights turned off on her

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thoughts on ts gimmick?

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Why do you cry to the jannies if someone makes fun of your bug wife you fat cuck

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Jej he’s playing dumb now

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>>11806
sybau fagvert

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Kek gonna report me Iyofag?



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from the house of atreidis. we rule the tim tam mines on arakis. my stupid crippled husband buddy matthews al gaib cannot satisfy me. because of the spice his penis does not work. All day i am surrounded by the sands of the australian desert overseeing the tim tam extractors. There is not a cold one in sight. they are making me wear a stupid suit that makes me drink my own pee dude! and if i dont wear the suit the stupid sun is gonna kill me dude!
the bene gesserit say harkonnen kidnappers are coming to kidnapp me. all this worry has made me anorexic, my tits and ass have withered.

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the bene gesserit say im gonna hit the wall soon. only a local fremen boy called gabriel believes in me. i fuck his brains out riding him cheating on my stupid husbaaand. i also bring him home cooked meals because gaabriel needs to be fed!
the spice (tim tams) has made me look shit. the bbene gesserit say i need to eat up and that desert bananas are not a proper meal.

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the bene gessert say my tits and ass have withered
i gotta do the royal rumble on arakis
the harkonnen have declared war on arakis because my tits and ass have withered.
the entire spice war is because my tits and ass have withered.
the lisan al gaib prophecy say lisan al gaib will have tits and ass deflated
i fall when i try to ride the worms because my tits and ass have withered.
i look like a saardukar warrior because my tits and ass have withered.
the fremen say my tits and ass have withered.

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Post me on Twitter you fat nigger

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I raped this foid in '03



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favorite F1 team?

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is Racing Bulls an alternative sport?

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>>10422
it's redbull's junior team

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I know there are some people from 4chan's /f1/ thread on their sports board, reveal yourselves



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Kiril they banned my country from /soy/do something funny to entertain me

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where are you from?



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kiril do you have some sort of burning love for rhea ripley i want to ship the two of you
also dont delete thanx jannie
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>>11787
Same.

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>>11787
I am going to β€˜ape xim in 2026. They’re going to invent showers in Bulgaria in 2026 after that

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>>11790
i would say it is aunty rhea…who has burning love for me
but i must ask - how can i love a whore?

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>N-no…I h-hate aunty rhea grrrrrrr
>don't ask why my pee pee is up tho

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>>11793
you two are literally a perfect couple you can love her ❀️

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>>11795
my wife fucking mogg her
you go fuck rhea



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>Green Bay Packers

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>>11778 (OP)
total bears win

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>>11778 (OP)
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAbears



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I brutally 'aped ts foid


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Favorite entrance themes?

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ONE OF THE GUYS

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Up?

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>>11761
You don't need to up ur thread on a dead board especially when it was still close to the top of the page.

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snitsky nakamuras theme



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do something about the spam you paperloving nigger

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Kiril
Killed
This
Board

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>>11654
Mustaaaaaaaaaaaard

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>>11653 (OP)
i'll stop bumping the rikishi threads if you ask nicely

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>>11656
Please? Pretty please?

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>>11663
alright then. rikishi's reign of terror is officially over

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nah it was me jit



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im 3 days im fna start spamming ts foid on pw again
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fat

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>>11718
Kek he’s a fat faggot.

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dont disrespect VRIL like that nigga

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>>11736
Kys kiril

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beautiful black woman.



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your stupid fucking parfume. not some light, fruity, flowery smell, but a heavy, incense like stench. Makes you smell like im entering the den of some fortune teller, like smells all heavy and dense…not girly.

did you buy a man's cologne just to be different? to stand out? you want to smell like a man? always gotta measure pee pees with the boys, you dumb fucking bitch? Do you ever splash some cologne on your cheeks after you scrape your cheeks with a razor hoping that peach fuzz of yours is gonna become a real man's beard? You wanna feel the alcohol burn of the cologne on your cheeks you crazy bitch?

Its never gonna happen. Because you are biologically a woman. You will never have a beard. You will never have a penis like a real man. even if they stitch some wooden peck in your vagina so you can feel happy. You will always have a gashing hole between your legs shooting blood once a month controlled by the moon. Your emotions are controlled by the moon and by SSRI's because you are not a human being. You are an emotional automaton that goes around smelling like frankincense and sage.

I know you want to punch my lights out but i cant hit a girl. Because you are a girl. You have big shoulders like a monster, like a mutant freak, but you are still a girl. I can give you flowers and hold the door for you and point you to the girls bathroom. And no matter how many steroids you inject in your butt you will always be unable to change a car tire or operate a scissor jack.

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>>11758 (OP)
>tfw you will never have trans rhea ripley x kiril yaoi



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anyone watching the nfl playoffs today?


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I love you Kiril even though you have armies of haters

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>>11757
i love you too superfan. everybody loves me.
cats love me. you see in my workout videos cats come to play and rest next to me in the park.
only aunty rhea hates me..because shes an unstable bitch
they gonna bury her at a pet cemetery when she dies
0 people will come
she will die with many regrets
many unfulfilled wishes
she will remain as a ghost because she wasnt fullfilled and make banging noises to annoy happy couiples.

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>>11757
kiril patriQts… we've wQn



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some morbidly obese bitch saw my X account and decided to report it again. from now on im telling them to kill themselves every day.
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>>11733
Rhea never responds to him. That’s why he’s mad. His whole gimmick is a mess. He threatens her but won’t actually get up from his chair. He says everyone on /pw/ is Rhea but no one cares. He’s just shilling his YouTube channel.

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>>11734
i know its you rhea, i know its you.
trying to talk shit anonymously to feel all comfy and better.
i've done things to people.
i've hurt people.
one kid even went to the ER because of me, never even knowing who fucked him up.

i know you love talking shit and pretending youre a tough girl. and you love your little clown movies. but when push comes to shove… youre too much of a pussy to stab someone in real life. and i actually go outside at night..at 3am.

its not that i cant do shit to you…its just that youre the funny lulzy aunty rhea, im not gonna hurt aunty rhea, especially since she takes care of dogs. youre like…the funny girl to troll online that spergs out.
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and this isnt even about scaring you.
i know without buddy matthews next to you youd shit your pants.

just doing a little headcount.
at the end of the day you were going to mosh pits to be "cool"
i was sneaking around at night leaving a tiny needle on a door handle so someone would grab it and get injected with…things..in his blood.

joking about kidnapping you is therapy for me, funny time. but its not like i cant do it if i wanted you. id just grab your hand at the mall and lead you away. the fuck you gonna do? you're fucking anorexic at 68kg

we had a girl like you at work, a dopy HR girl. I kept making jokes about kidnapping her because it as funny to me. I said she would go throw her garbage outside and the garbage truck guy would just grab her by the arm and take her.

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if i wanted to actually grab you rhea, you wouldn't even notice it until it was too late.
i'd just pick up an amazon delivery guy uniform and drive to your house. I would come with some empty cardboard box ringing your gate doorbell.
You are a dumb roastie and you always order something new, so of course you would get fooled thinking something came. You will go outside without your dogs and without cucky and when I hand you some paperboard to sign you wont even notice its me, because of my beard and some skin tone changing cream I put on. and then I will grab you by the throat like a cartoon chicken, whack you with a blackjack and drag your ass to the car. I crush apples with my hands…the fuck are you gonna do?
and then you gonna wake up in some creepy basement in fcking sarajevo or "gorna oriahovica" hearing goats and cows outside, chained like a fucking slave to the ground.
and thats how easy it is to kidnap you. You are basically a dumb walking labubu doll. bimbo IQ. I just come pretending to be an amazon guy and I grab you away. And it can happen…every day…if i wanted it to happen it could happen tomorrow. the only reason it hasnt happened is because who wants a 29y karen roastie blabbing his ears off "oy release me dude, when my husband buddy matthew comes hes gonna beat you up dude!" BUDDY MATTHEWS DOESNT EVEN NOTICE WHEN UR IN THE HOUSE. I could keep you chained for days in another country, electrocuting you with an ISKRA car battery and he is still playing fortnite not even remembering you live there.
anybody that has the capability to kidnap a woman would rather kidnap brandi rhodes..because look at her..and look at you. look at her..and now back to you.

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>>11727 (OP)
OK but can you guys tell me your favorite entrance themes at >>14746946

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I meant >>11723 (OP) fuck



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