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 β„–10501[Reply]

a mistake happened like in "mulan" and demi bennett was sent as a man to boot-camp. She had only 2 months to get in shape and be shipped to the Gaza front-lines. But something she was not prepared for…was army hazing.
While she was trying to tie her combat boots in the barracks the older boys surrounded her.
"show us what you got new guy! show us your pee pee!"
"OY! cmon dude! i thought were on the same team here!" - exclaimed aunty rhea, calmly.
"well, we're on the team of show us your pee pee! Sarge says its penis inspection day! gotta check if youre healthy, thats all!"
Demi had no choice, she let her pants down and up came… something more fit for a gorilla than a human being
"HOLY FUCK! THE SIZE OF THAT THING! BRO IS HUNG LIKE A NEPHILIM!"
"well..i do eat a lot of bananas teehee" - aunty rhea smiled proudly.
"so…we gonna suck you off or what?"
"well, i mean… if you want to…"

 β„–10502

Yikes.

 β„–10517

who tf is Demi bennet

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>>10501 (OP)
that's kinda gay man kiril are you gay

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>>10519
Afraid so.

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>>10501 (OP)
Why does she have a jew nose?

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>>11041
Because Kiril is a Tranny



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 β„–11033[Reply]

>Ridge Holland can't pay his mortgage after getting DISAVOWED by the WWE

well, Ridge. I don't feel sorry for you for not spending within your means according to your WWE pay rate.

Maybe you shouldn't have fucking broke Big E's neck in 2022 on that stupid ringside overhead belly to belly suplex in the first place! Perhaps you should've NOT ended Big E's wrestling career then!!!

Maybe if you didn't break Big E's neck and ended his career, you would still have a job in the WWE on the main roster, without having to get demoted to NXT and Evolve for your intentional fuck-ups!

Perhaps the mortgage situation is Ridge Holland's own karma for breaking Big E's neck and ending his career.

 β„–11036

>having a mortgage
>in 2025

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>>11036
it's Ridge's own fault for ending Big E's wrestling career on top of not spending within his own means (especially being a lowly-tier jobber).



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What winter sports do you practive /asp/? Write in if I missed any. No motor"""sports"""
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>>10724
If you start with some ice skating this winter, I'm sure you can learn hockey by the end of the season.

 β„–10801

go above spam

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Important thread, snow is coming.

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>>10944
Very well said. it's a bit cold

 β„–10946

snowboard gods are the most aryan niggas

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It started snowing here, we'll be skiing in a month or so



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 β„–11030[Reply]

(RAW)
>WWE World Heavyweight Championship: CM Punk
>WWE Intercontinental Championship: Dominik Mysterio
>WWE World Tag Team Championship: AJ Styles & Dragon Lee
>WWE Women's World Championship: Stephanie Vaquer
>WWE Women's Intercontinental Championship: Becky Lynch

(SmackDown)
>Undisputed WWE Championship: Cody Rhodes
>WWE United States Championship: Ilja Dragunov
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 β„–11000[Reply]

>stealing a GET on DNB board
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 β„–11018

QQQQ I UV UU but can't cycling

 β„–11019

Cytbhbiuhdrxryvvyyv

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>>11019
Ochfhohfoohf

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>>11020
Itstxiixgodgoxg

 β„–11022

Play golf

 β„–11026

Test



 β„–10862[Reply]

:'(
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>>10899
Outside of his family and personal friends, yes. Was the case 25-30 years ago. Every time a wrestler passed away before it wasn't reported on the newspaper or the news.

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>>10900
even meltzer covered it lmao. he talked about it on 2 different shows last week.

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 β„–10912

pw says hogwheels died. Is this true?

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>>10912
you tell me

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>>10862 (OP)
Father figures dropping like flies :'(



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 β„–10953[Reply]

>do you see any similarities with WWE today and WCW relying on older talent from other companies
The difference is, WCW relied on older talent but they actually did awesome stuff with their older talent and did intriguing things.
WWE today is just relying off of name value alone. WWE today AREN'T doing intriguing things with their older talent, they're just relying off of their name.
>if we put Cody Rhodes out there, people will buy it, because he's Cody. If we put CM Punk out there, people will buy it, because he's Punk. Doesn't matter who's fighting.
see? WWE today is relying off of name value alone. WCW used the name value and put something intriguing behind their older talent.

Hogan, Nash, Hall, Scott Steiner, Booker, DDP, Savage, Goldberg, Hennig, Flair, Bret etc. all got Punk, Cody, Orton, AJ Styles, Rollins, Sami Zayn, Dominik, Dragon Lee, Logan Paul etc washed.
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>>10999
keep going

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>>10999
aaaaz

 β„–11004

wewewefwffaaaaaaaa

 β„–11005

xxxxxwcccccccwzzzzzzzzzz

 β„–11024

Guys like Savage, Hogan, Steiner, Hennig ect. were actual manly men who fucked ring rats, hit the gym, partied, went on talk shows and all that stuff. Modern "stars" are just dorks who watch anime and spend more time on Twitter than they do working on their physiques.



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 β„–10954[Reply]

Make this go away please. This bar is fucking me over. Not the toolbar but the blank space around it.

 β„–11008

not sports related, urgent reported



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 β„–10952[Reply]

that photo might've been the main reason why Drew McIntyre didn't win the Undisputed Championship Belt at Saturday Night Main Event, because it would've ruined that photo.
and when i look at things like this photo, it just makes me say: is Triple H really this fucking petty?
I know Triple H is petty and messed up, but is he really that petty that he's willing to sacrifice the betterment of WWE just to take a shot at Tony Khan?

This photo makes every other WWE homegrown star look like weak, because Punk and Cody are the two people that left the WWE before, came from another company and now they're holding WWE's major championships.

Stephanie Vaquer kind of fits in that mix too, because WWE scooped up Vaquer out of AEW. I count Vaquer because she had one match in AEW, and I'm pretty sure Tony Khan wanted to sign her, but WWE snatched her up, so in a way, WWE did kind of take Vaquer from Tony. But Triple H made an offer and Vaquer ran over to the WWE. That's why I count her. It's not like HHH saw what Vaquer did on the Indies or in Mexico, he saw her in AEW and stole something from Tony.


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 β„–10948[Reply]

Brock Lesnar is a much bigger draw than Rhea Ripley. because
> people outside the PW bubble know Brock for NCAA, Football and UFC
> all Rhea's ever done is wrestling, while Brock did a multitude of things beyond PW.
> Rhea hasn't been on TV screens for projects outside of PW, because she can't actually act.
> Rhea's not in any TV series, Netflix projects or no movies.
> Rhea's not gonna get into the UFC
> Rhea's not even a bigger draw than Ronda Rousey.
> Ronda Rousey's matches outdraw Rhea Ripley's matches
> Ronda pulled in way more money than Rhea, this is what makes Ronda a bigger draw than Rhea Ripley.
> Ronda Rousey brings in fans from the UFC into the WWE.
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Rhea's not even the biggest draw in her own division. Becky Lynch and even AJ Lee etc would outdraw Rhea.

 β„–10950

scratch that, Becky, Charlotte, Bianca Belair, and even AJ Lee and Mercedes Mone outdraw Rhea.

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You check the time. It's 11 pm. It's time to go to sleep.
Not only have you failed to get the groceries, you failed to do anything at all today, you useless faggot.
With a disappointed sigh and a curse to the kikes that made the day like this, you hit the hay. Tomorrow will be another day.
Common Ending 4: Nothing Ever Happens (or however the chudjak is ruined by normaldeities).



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since she wants to be another CM Punk prostitute instead of keeping at her craft in the ring

i'm fucking done with Bayley. Bayley can go fuck herself. FUCK BAYLEY! SHE CAN GO FUCKING HANG OUT WITH RHEA RIPLEY, STEPHANIE VAQUER, ROXANNE PEREZ, CHELSEA GREEN AND LIV MORGAN! FUCK OUTTA HERE!
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 β„–10922

Bayley decided to piss away her amazing in-ring talents in favor of being just another one-dimensional, one-note prostitute character.

 β„–10929

Kys Kiril

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>>10929
not every critic of women wrestlers is that fucking incel Kiril.

I critique them for conducting themselves the way they do, because too many cucks and manosphere incels have infiltrated wrestling.

I even said i don't fully blame the women, it's mostly management and the manosphere incels contributing to women's wrestling not being what it should be.

 β„–10935

thirsty simps are the worst thing going on in the era of modern day wrestling, it's so fucking lame.

 β„–10937

I agree kiril

 β„–10947

I think Bayley's a horrible promo between her, Becky Lynch and Lyra Valkyria.

Becky and Lyra can both wrestle and talk. Bayley can wrestle, but she's horrible on the mic though.



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 β„–10934[Reply]

Why does /pw/ need 6 generals for Asian women. Stardom and Joshi and marigold should be one thread.

 β„–10936

because rovert is a janny and won't do shit about it

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>>10936
You fucks told me he hates Joshi and now you’re telling me he’s a mod who likes it?

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>rovert

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>>10940
I need a list of banned words because I’m scared.



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This is a No Nigger Zone.
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>>9336
I hope Poi and Shingo have much happiness and many babies together. It's always beautiful when two based people get together.

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>>9807
Imagine the kids they'd have.
The world is not ready for that level of basedness.

 β„–10262

This board has a serious nigger problem now.

 β„–10305

fraid so

 β„–10564

Niggers trying to slide the Zone

 β„–10941

Bump



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