You become a somewhat popular poster through your intense, burning, lee-like fury against any and all media you deem "'cordslop".
Eventually, you apply to become a mediator, and it's accepted.
After a few months of being laughed at by the /soy/im, you eventually get promoted to being a full time janny because of your devotion to the sharty.
You are one of the more outspoken jannies, being universally loved by the /soy/im for 'nishing anyone who posted shit that made their clitty leak, despite only seeing your 4 letter name, never your real one.
By the upper authority however, you are hated for making the site more rulecucked and biased than it should be.
Despite their hate, you begin to become a popular figure within the sharty, with soyteens summoning you comedically to ban people for posting things they dont like.
Many years later, the site goes through a huge upset following one of the admins being exposed as an owner of a soycord. This admin begins to sabotage the site, leaking IPs of the moderation team, and leaking the jannycord.
After the owner of the site clears this mistake up, they are asked to resign for even allowing this to happen in the first place. They promptly do so.
Before he completely retires however, he leaves a poll up for what janny should become the owner of the site after his departure.
You win by an overwhelming majority.
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