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 β„–12825[Reply]

so…the city hall is kinda out of money, so they gonna have to pave a small portion of the graveyard and turn it into a parking. aunty rhea's grave just happens to be in that space, so we gonna remove the tomb stone and pour some asphalt…and cars are gonna be parking on top of her.

but shes still there…its very respectful…its just that we gonna let cars park on top of you.

and i think we can hook you with one of these holywood stars so people can still know this parking space is where rhea ripley is buried maybe they can leave you a tim tam

 β„–12826

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id like to say a few words…about rhea ripley
as her #1 stalker fan. were gathered her today…
to mourn the death of an ugly freak
who died with many regrets
and zero people showed to her funeral, only me
she lived in agony due to having big shoulders
and her back was constantly in pain
people say she died alone and shitted and pissed herself
i have gathered money to pay the town hall
so we can name an insane asylum after her name
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when I want to masturbate, i know what you are thinking!
I have many meme pics of rhea ripley so i must be looking at her. no.
I go straight pass her even in the middle of being horny, i just scroll past her pictures. its like having pictures of your mom, but i dont even care to cover her.
the only time i dreamed of rhea ripley was when I was trying to sell my book to some librarian lady and rhea ripley was standing next to me and started telling the lady that im a fraud and not to buy my book. and i just started bursting out laughing and woke up. I can say for the last year…rhea ripley has probably saved me from suicide. the funniest woman in the world. she makes me laugh every day just by existing yet she has made me cum 0 times. which is weird because when a woman makes you laugh usually ud be attracted to her or something.
but with rhea ripley it feels like masturbating to your autistic sister. would you fap to your autistic sister?



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 β„–12807[Reply]

keke all the cagematches threads were nuked. but trev, the fat crippled McJeet blew the janny and had they/them delete the IYO and ratings threads
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 β„–12809

Motherfucker spends 24 hours spamming bbc liv comments but when I mention iyo doing something with keys and the janny cries Lol

 β„–12810

>>12809
>>12808
lmao, stay banned nigger jeet. I don't blacked post you yuroshitskin. get banned stay banned

 β„–12812

There’s the proof that you send the jannies your nudes you faggot. Time to ban evade you worthless bbc spammer

 β„–12815

>>12812
let's see that proof, blackdick loving yurojeet

 β„–12817

>>12815
Kek show me proof you didn’t send your 2inch dick nudes to the jeet jannies.

 β„–12818

>>12817
my dick is longer than that. I think you are confusing me with you, microcock



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 β„–12814[Reply]

>Jobs to the tranny janny like a bitch


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 β„–12806[Reply]

aunty rhea legitimate question. how does it feel knowing they know kiril on 4chan and /asp/ but they dont know who gabriel is?
you hang at his house for 24 hour streams trying to boost his twitch views…and he still gets 11 likes on his shorts. I have more actual fans than him after all your whoring showing your ass on his twitch streams.

KIRIL GOD IS OVER
gabriel has no aura


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 β„–12804[Reply]

AUNTY RHEA LISTEN UP
THE AI SAYS IT
MY EXTRACTS ARE FAR BETTER THAN ANY EXTRACTS MADE BY LICENSED DOCTORS AND PROFESSORS
I AM A PUBLISHED WRITER IN PSYCHOLOGY
249 PAGES BITCH https://books.apple.com/mt/book/psychological-transcendence/id6755438270
SAY MY NAME BITCH!
when is buddy matthew's book dropping?
when is he gonna invent a new extract?

you hang at gabriel's house trying to boost his twitch views
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WHAT DOES THE AI SAY AUNTY RHEA?
WHAT DOES THE AI SAY?
THE DOCTORS TEA IS AMATEUR HOUR..COMPARED TO MY BRAN BARRIER PASSING GHEE EXTRACT THATS A DOUBLE STAGE EXTRACT BTW YOU DUMB BITCH
YOU SHOULD BE KISSING MY FEET FOR EVEN BEING YOUR FAN
FOR EVEN MENTIONING YOUR SOCCER BALL KICKING NAME!



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 β„–12801[Reply]

the girls were excited to see rhea ripley at fanatics fest. Sure, they had already seen her once this year and it was expensive, but can you really put a price on meeting your hero? So, 500$ was a fair price for an unforgettable experience.
and unforgettable it was as the limousine carried rhea ripley in the back stopped right behind the girls on the street as they were waiting. the window was opened by a visibly drink rhea ripley throwing a tim-tam wrapper on the street, devout of all manners.
The words echoed "ughh I cant believe TKO is making me deal with these fat lesbians! at least i get to throw their gifts in the garbage later. dont these dumb bitches know im not really a lesbian and that i have a husband?"
a dozen fan-girls were now looking at rhea like they saw a ghost, tears streaming from their eyes, an awkward silence.

 β„–12802

You fell off



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 β„–12797[Reply]

also any of my fans are welcome on my discord
https://discord.gg/2U2vXMNX

only together can we take rhea ripley's tim tams!

 β„–12798

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if im paying 500$ to see rhea ripley
its not gonna be a simple "hi" where she takes a quick photo with me and expects a gift from me
its gonna be me putting my pants down and showing her my pee pee
and its small….and hairy…and limp
here you go aunty rhea…the real me! just how nature made me!
i dont mean insult aunty rhea but meeting megan bayne is 150$ and shes huge
for 500$…you better be inspecting my penis,, give me like doctor tips



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 β„–12778[Reply]

got my twitter suspended, after months of bitching and crying.
but she forgot about my mexican brother!
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you know what aunty rhea? me and la catalina are gonna come to your house! and shes gonna break your door with her big fat ass, and we gonna come inside the house!
and its gonna be like 101 dalmatians but we aint here for no dogs. were here for aunty rhea. and la catalina is gonna break your little finger, the one you use to click the report button. shes gonna do you like bianca belair. and shes gonna throw you around the house like a sack of tim tams.
and then were gonna open all your cold ones so they fizz out and leave them to get warm. we gonna let your beer get warm bitch
and then la catalina is gonna jump on your belly until you fizz out cum bitch, how about that aunty rhea huh?

 β„–12784

I’m not reading that shit faggot. Keep posting and keep revving up those VPNs

 β„–12785

>>12784
i dont need a VPN to post
i troll you proudly with my name
everybody knows who i am
the guy who wrote 249 pages in his first book.

you are the one hiding behind VPNs, shitting and pissing yourself…aunty rhea. or should i say metalhead24933

 β„–12788

>>12779
>tranny seething about kiril KWAB

 β„–12795

>>12779
vampire r. kiril kwabbed and sissied

 β„–12796

>>12779
based



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 β„–12717[Reply]

>wheels constantly bitches about /pw/ dying
>wheels also constantly slides the board
I think between going off and then going on again wheels made like 60 shit threads, because I had a bunch hidden. none of them get any replies other than the
>that part
bump replies and he also has like 14-21 cage match threads for episodes of RAW from 2023. like holy shit has wheels made the entire fucking board outside of the generals unusable
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 β„–12773

>>12764
Nigger you have two generals for the same ugly bug and you’re seething about the jannys LMAO

 β„–12774

>>12764
You must be doing more than blowing the janny if he lets you have two generals

 β„–12775

Kek two generals and you probably sucked the jannys butt

 β„–12786

>>12775
>>12773
>>12774
you keep posting how much you love black dick you brown yurothirdie homo

 β„–12787

2 generals while the jeet begs the mods to delete every post that makes fun of his disgusting BLACKED waifu

 β„–12792

>>12787
we both know you suck off the janny, yurojeet



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 β„–12789[Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7efLtGrDF2s

WE GONNA TAKE YOU BITCH
YOU GONNA BE LIKE IN INVISIBLE MAN!

 β„–12790

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you are probably wondering how your writer-stalker has bigger forearms than youre roided husband

its simple silly! i specialize in arm wrestling! i train my forearms and go grip strength!

but yes, not only did i write a 249 page book
i also have bigger forearms than your roided husband
i mogg you in every ways aunty rhea

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 β„–12776[Reply]

>happy birthday, mark
>a wrestling ring cake
>that disgusted look in his eyes


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 β„–12761[Reply]

this board shouldn’t exist down with sports board….

 β„–12777

this isnt the sports board, its the wrestling board where we're allowed to talk about sports



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 β„–12771[Reply]

dj khaled
another one
I don't know if you could take it
Know you wanna see me nakey, nakey, naked
I wanna be your baby, baby, baby
Spinning and it's wet just like it came from Maytag


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 β„–12585[Reply]

when this board was added and I read the name /asp/ I thought it would be about asperger's but its about niggerish sports instead
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 β„–12603

>>12601
the only contrarian here is YOU. i explained why /pw/ is in the shitter, in detail. you just responded essentially saying "nu-uh!". fuck off..

 β„–12605

if i have a wrestling take, or an interesting thought about wrestling, i would go anywhere except /pw/. this is coming from an actual poster of wrestling stuff, when i feel like it. im telling you right now, trying to be a tight ass stickler mod is going to get the board deleted.

 β„–12611

>>12605
You’ve never had any thoughts that could be considered interesting kek

 β„–12612

>>12603
the board is in the shitter because you get banned for posting things that have nothing to do with wrestling, I’m sorry the jannies have it out for you bro

 β„–12631

>>12612
I post shit about wrestling, but I relate it to other current events, and it upsets liberals. The other guys are spamming, and I told you. I had issues with them back in the day myself. I've had the same arguments with them for their behavior, but the fact is, a lot of memes and meme slang originated from that period, and that is what drives a boards traffic on 4chan, not the board topic. Its really that simple

 β„–12768

>>12585 (OP)
>he doesn't consoom niggerball and get excited for next niggerball
antisemetic



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 β„–12757[Reply]

nophono basketball

 β„–12760

shit nophono does



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