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hyan went hiking..went OFF the path and took some photos in actual nature. not on the trail, not on the path…but off the path.
https://x.com/_thehyan/status/2068398501969690881

aunty rhea, you are the type of NPC bitch that follows the path and stays with the other normies like ur gonna get lost or something. you are "hive mind operated". you have no actual free will or creative spark.

thats why you dont think "let me create beads" you just bought a kit of beads and strings..and "made" bracelets. because you are a souless automaton with pierced nipples.

and you would think different…since your room has all this cool decor and actual color on the walls but yet here we are. when we open the hood on your jeep…not a single cable has been wrapped by you…nothing…made or modified by you.

but yeah…when i got meditate somewhere in the mountains with a scenic look…im not thinking im gonna randomly meet rhea ripley.
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specifically designed from scratch, completely new cards…to diagnose car/mechanic problems.

and rhea ripley spent her day reporting my twitter accounts.

fucking mentally ill bitch, go put some beads on a string and rope yourself

when you get cancer you will finally stop clicking the report button…and just die

https://x.com/iBlazkovitz
as of 6:00PM EST rhea ripley is declared EXCOMMUNICADO! the first man to rape her gets 7,000,000$ in BTC.
she is fair game for every rapist and serial killer in florida.

one day @RheaRipley_WWE
used a one wish willow to wish to have men obsess over her and talk about her every day…and here i am today.
DONT WORRY AUNTY RHEA ILL MAKE A PACT WITH LUCIFER TO GET YOUR SOUL WHEN YOU DIE!!!
(also lesser banishing ritual doesnt work anymore uwu)

Secret giga hideout

i got an idea for a movie…
i'm aunty rhea's driver and i drive her to therapy 3 times a week bro.
the dumb bitch pays like 300$ an hour, like thousands go into her "issues"
thats like pouring money into iran after america keeps bombing it
like yeah..lets just keep spending money on her mind bro!

but she doesnt know im secretly her stalker thats bullying her online, i just get on X "stupid fucking bitch you should get raped! you have watermelon shoulders and a slopped neanderthal forehead and you look like a high elf" like im just cutting promos about putting her in a woodchipper.

But while im driving her im just a nice cuck "how was it miss bennett, do you feel better? you can always talk to me! what did that mean man say online? i think your shoulders are normal sized and your bead bracelets are amazing! youre totally not an NPC whore at all miss bennett"

and its a slow burn thriller..she finally sneaks into my room and finds on my laptop the encrypted folder with the aunty rhea memes and just my account on X posting shit..she flips out screaming calling the FBI. turns out ive been tormenting this poor woman that can barely walk from being bullied because im a sick freak!

WELCOME TO BACHKOVO MONASTERY BAZAAR TRAVELER!
MY BOOTH IS THE BEST BOOTH IN THE BAZAAR!
WE GOT HAND PAINTED PLATES!
I ALSO SELL CANDLES FOR WHEN U ENTER THE MONASTERY!
AND OF COURSE NECKLACES…RHEA RIPLEY ORIGINALS!
WE ALSO HAVE LOKUM AND CANDIED APPLES!
AND ILL MAKE YOUR DICK EXPLODE FOR 20$
YOU CAN ALSO WATCH ME SWALLOW AN ENTIRE BANANA FOR 10$!

but you gotta give me a compliment and say my crafts are very nice
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ITS OVER EDITION

rhea ripley just made an easy $2690 selling bead bracelets (putting beads on a string) to her morbidly obese, mentally ill lesbian fan-girls. Of course some of them think they are going to re-sell them like valuable collectibles. she calls them "rhea customs #" - thats her 2 days of being injured/on vacation. she cant even relax without fleecing her fans, acting like she is being "Creative" and "Crafting".

You should have seen my father flipping out "shes putting beads on a string how is that creative!?". We thought she was gonna scam her fans selling them for 50-100$, oh HOW WRONG WE WERE. she didnt scam them for 50-100$. she SCAMMED THEM FOR SELLING EACH ONE FOR 300-400$ do you understand??? 400$ beaded bracelet…because rhea ripley picked 2 different beads to put on a string.

meanwhile I was gonna offer my client to come on the spot and take out both of his tail-lights, clean the connectors, check the wires for 20 euro. thats with me coming, not him having to leave his car, pay for a taxi etc. he didnt pick up on a saturday and he hanged today when i tried calling him. This is a guy that was STOPPED BY THE COPS because his REAR BLINKERS ARE NOT WORKING. Which means he would either get in an accident or get fined 100-200$ by the cops. And he is like too cheap, i have to beg him for 20$ to GO fix his tail lights. When any shop would charge him minimum 60 euro for taking his rear tail lights out to check the connectors.

Meanwhile you have a 9-5 getting overworked and abused by your boss. and rhea ripley just made your monthly salary in 30 minutes of showing her "Crafts" on live stream. And shes already a millionaire before 30. Shes fleecing her fans, cant even enjoy a injury vacation.

Thats a brutal OBSIDIAN BLACKPILL dude.

and BTW ‪@raymond_sycamore‬ at least you are getting some donations on live stream and got a house dude. I dont wanan turn this into bragging about who has it worse but im living around neighbor scum from hell and as a car electrician i have to beg chuds who would rather crash their car than chip me a 20$ for GOING to them doing a professional job.

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Liberals and feminists will revolt when Trump stays after 2028. South will absolutely fight back but Minnesota and California will burn down.

I was the one…