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if you're not the male talent that Becky Lynch was talking about on that Bert Kreischer podcast…

then if I were Cena, Orton, Batista, Lesnar, Jericho, Vince, Laurinaitis, HBK, Bruce Pritchard and even the Road Dogg… i'd just come out publicly and clear my name of all wrongdoing.

because people are sitting there trying to throw sexual harassment jackets on people who are probably completely innocent, and i think it's funny that i think it's weird that people just look past Triple H and won't even think to mention Hunter, and he's the only main roster talent from 2014-15 that got all the power to have people permanently disavowed from the WWE and is severely petty enough to do it.

let me get this straight, PW'ites
so it's ok for CM Punk to cheat on his wife AJ Lee with Roxanne Perez
but it's not ok for Jey Uso to cheat on his wife to be around Jaida Parker and hang out with her?
that's double standards at its finest, right there.

now i see why CM Punk fought Jack Perry backstage on his way out of AEW in 2023.
because Punk was jealous that Jack Perry's dating Anna Jay, and Punk wanted that action with her.

buddy matthews was arrested earlier today on charges of giving his wife rhea ripley vitamins for horses, because they were cheaper than human vitamins.
He was giving her VIT-MIN E & SELENIUIM, also something called "omega match"

apparently the savings he spent on fortnite skins

UGLY FREAK, WALLED HARD
WE TAKIN IT ALL
ONLY FAT LESBIAN FANS
WE TAKIN IT ALL
0 PEOPLE AT HER FUNERAL
WE TAKIN IT ALL
KIDNAP HER SMALL ASS
WE TAKIN IT ALL
SELL HER ON THE MORROCO MARKET
WE TAKIN IT ALL
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buddy matthews didnt want to spend money on a full sized coffin so they had to cut rhea in half like a magic trick, to fit her in 2 big briefcases

"look, i know i loved her and everything, but shes dead now, and i need the money for fortnite-bux" - buddy matthews

nobody (0) came, not even the grave-diggers. Aunty rhea was just laying in her 20$ box (made in china). nobody even dug a hole… and there was no pillow in her box. it was just a crude box made from wood leftovers.

the dogs were gonna come but they became infatuated with a random ball on the ground and forgot about rhea.

rhea waited for a while…i mean she was dead. but nobody was coming to dig a hole and bury her…so she had to temporarily come back to life, dug her own hole and buried herself. if you want something done right…

the tombstone said "HERE LIES FAMOUS TENNIS PLAYER RHEA RIPURI"

jamie hayter
megan bayne
penelope ford
harley cameron
statlander
kairi sane
nikki bella
mother wayne
mina
anna jay
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how did 'vert get made a janny? did he send the mods his homemade cp?

after the unfortunate banana slip rhea was… no longer with us
unfortunately… they made a mix-up at the mortuary. someone replaced the embalming fluid with melted chocolate.
Rhea's body was… pumped full of chocolate. if someone was to poke her with a finger, rhea would ooze chocolate from her eyes and boobs, kinda like that milka cow.

in the end… rhea ripley became a real tim-tam…even in death she is full of chocolate goodness.

- died slipping on a banana, looking for tim-tams
- 0 (zero) attended her funeral
- dropped on her head into the grave by accident
- a passing boy had an upset stomach and threw up in her grave
- her big shoulders (and penis) were sticking outside the grave hole
- graveyard keepers had to jump on top of her to really get her in there
- she had a massive erection (pee pee like Excalibur sword)
- pilgrims actually came and tried to pull her penis away like the excalibur sword
- worms refused to eat her so she never decomposted
- they mistook the embalming fluid for chocolate so rhea was pumped full of chocolate like an eclair
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you make fun of rhea ripley once and you have to listen to all these anonymous posts on 4chan how "you should be locked up!" and "I'm gonna laugh when the police arrests you!" and she just keeps talking about me being tied up, restrained, forcefully lobotomized, raped in jail - and im like can you please shut up?

ok, I made a few jokes about kidnapping her… the woman is obsessed with having me restrained and put inside prisons and raped. And she has these fake sockpuppet accounts on twitter like "christy stoke", keeps taunting me "buddy gets to fuck her and youre jealous", calls me a subhuman pig and it just keeps getting weirder. That woman has issues man…we call it the tim tam disorder.

you know - my favorite movies are the jackal and the mechanic. movies about professional hitmen who get away with assassinating people. pretty normal, right? rhea's favorite movie is about a killer clown who stabs people with a knife. she wants to be a killer clown that makes men afraid of her. She even admitted it on video that she wants to be like the clown because it makes her "feel strong"

fucking bitch acts like shes 16 hitting puberty and has all these weird sexual fetishes. Honestly, if you ask me 100% serious my fetish would be im married to a rich, hot woman and I dont have to work, like i give her massages and shit, kinky stuff and then i write my books and workout by the pool. Rhea is like that bitch from diabolik, eva kant. She fantasizes about some jewel thief putting a dagger to her throat, but then the police catches him and she puts a dagger on his throat, geddit? cause now shes in control geddit? she wants to "Tame" tarzan from the jungle geddit?

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