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 â„–83635[Reply]

Is there something wrong with me? i feel no sexual urges even doe im 18 it only happens once a month and thats before my period but even that isnt really strong i try to look at porn but it does nothing to me

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>>83635 (OP)
>period
Foid?

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>>83636
nah I'm talking about anal discharge

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the foidim tend to think theyre asexual because theyre comparing their conditional sexuality to men's constant desire. Soyciety's misunderstanding and denial of the inherent differences between men and women are confusing them. That is to say you're normal.

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>>83645
hm that actually makes alot of sense thanks

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you will never be a wommpa

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if you're really a foid you don't need to worry since that's (mostly) normal


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 â„–73282[Reply]

i was about to have a wet dream but the girl told me to wait 15 minutes cuz she was busy then i woke up
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>>81347
you need to marry her NOW

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>>73282 (OP)
Every time I have a sexy dream I wake up in a cold sweat right before sticking it in.

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>>82253
no shes hindu

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>>73282 (OP)
i fall in love with stacies that i could never ever be with irl in my dreams

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anytime im about to have a wet dream, its usually with a old woman (like 40-60), who was about to have sex with me, but then runs away from me for some reason or just disappears. I dont even like old women

 â„–83699

i just had one DESPITE BEING AWAKE NIGGA WTF. I woke up at 6:30 and was in bed trying to go back asleep. I was having a thinking about getting chased by a bunch of animals and conscientiously I was thinking about squireljak and now in the dream (which I thought was just my imagination) I go to a girls house and either I wanted to show her my squireljak or I was squireljak but I was greeting people at the door and everyone hallway I would pass I would greet someone untill I ended up hugging a foid and lowkey hugged her in a diddy (ayo sus) and In my head I thought I just peed myself trying to stop being hard (I don’t do this btw) and turns out it was a wet dream ev&oe I was awake


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 â„–83327[Reply]

i hate women, thats it for this poopy board

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Gigachad says this

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I say this every night right before my pet gigafly tucks me in bed


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 â„–83729[Reply]

I stole from a grocery store and i was trying to climb a fence, when these white aryan foids were questioning what i was doing. they help me jump it for some reason also its not fake

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ok i lied they were just asking me why i was climbing the fence

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>…And everyone clapped and Keanu Reeves came to personally congratulate me for what I've done


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 â„–83670[Reply]

if the jews don't stop DDOS'ing and ruining my internet every 30 seconds im going to do something DRASTIC

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i believe they have put a (((foreign agent))) inside of my router, if this keeps up i WILL have to destroy the (((foreign agent))) by any means necessary

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(((ISRAELI))) DATAMINING THREAD, DNI DNI DNI


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 â„–83624[Reply]

My wife Soytan

 â„–83629

My wife but you can have her

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>>83629
>letting your fictional wife cuck you

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jartybait

 â„–83677

nigger thats not your wife


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 â„–83467[Reply]

Why do both my female friends keep constantly reacting to my messages with love heart emojis it confuses me
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>>83476
Depends on the age group and person, but its pretty common. The like reaction kinda lost its meaning of actually liking something because its been overused to death and now means little more than acknowledging the message, so the heart reaction is commonly used instead to show you actually found something funny, that you agree with it, etc.

<words words words

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>>83492
I've also gotten heart reactions from female friends but also from male, was a bit weird at first but got used to it just being a like

They might like you, they might not, this has little to do with it. If they've told you they like talking to you thats actually really good if you want to ask them out, it shows they at the very least enjoy your company. Like >>83478 said try to discern their reactions, a simple thing would be to pay attention to the way they act to you compared to another male friend.

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all these comments are wrong, sorry to break it to you ‘teen. the red love heart emoji is the default double tap reaction emoji on instagram, messenger, whatsapp, and pretty much any messaging app. some people don’t like to leave others on seen because they find it rude so they double tap the message to make sure you know it’s been acknowledged. or people often double tap messages that they agree with, think is funny, or just generally like. it doesn’t mean anything, it’s a default reaction emoji built into many messaging apps. i heart react ANYONE who messages me and if someone though i had a crush on them because of it, it would genuinely be ridiculous and i would probably laugh at them. my friends also do the same, it’s a common thing

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>>83478
I will gauge their reaction overtime, probably not with the crush thing geg

>>83492
>>83493
I think so, but it's moreso that combined with other factors, I should probably make a joke about it or something and see what they say, plus they never stop messaging and talking to me it gets annoying

>>83511
It's not the red heart emojis doe it's a different color, plus one of them said they wanted to sniff me

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>>83518
you can set your default reaction emoji to whatever, i wouldn’t think too much over a fucking emoji to be completely transparent with you. chicks are weird too like idk what the sniffing is about maybe she does like you

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my male friend does that


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 â„–83459[Reply]

i’m moving out with my gf in 6 days. i thought i was ready but im extremely anxious and nervous now. im a sperg she has adhd, im the type of sperg where i have overlaps with ocd and anxiety and she’s the opposite. very messy, more care free, and it stresses me out even though i love her more than anything. im scared of the room being too cluttered even doe its a huge ass room. im going to miss my dad a lot.

i know it seems like im moving out for no reason but i need my own space away from my dad, he works from home every single day and is really bad at budgeting leaving us with no food a lot of the time, plus our house is tiny. we have a dog that is very agressive to new people meaning i can’t really have friends over, it’s a pain to get into the city too and i work in the city.

i’ve saved up 4k, my rent is $116 a week including bills, and i make an income of $350 a week so i can definitely afford it. the finances aren’t stressing me out. i’m genuinely just having a sperg meltdown right now because im so anxious and stressed. i’m outside having a cigarette while writing this while she studies in my room. i was packing up my room before i went outside.

i want to cry so badly but i physically can’t, i haven’t cried in so long. i don’t know what to do chuds. i am ready but im not at the same time and i can’t back out now. i know it is the right decision to put myself out into the world and it’ll benefit me greatly. i’m only 18 and my dad says i can always move back in if i feel the need.
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>>83463
thank you, yeah i know that i have nothing to actually worry about change just scares me.

>>83466
>>83468
>>83500
i’m not complaining or whining im very grateful to be able to do this. i’m just a very anxious and sentimental guy. my dad raised me by himself so im just very sad to leave him especially cause he doesn’t have a gf or anything so i feel quite guilty. and i’ll also miss having a dog. it’s nothing serious just change and growing up.

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>>83495
thank you ‘teen this helps a lot. thank you for putting my mind to ease a bit

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>>83470
geg definitely not. she got diagnosed with adhd when she was like 7 and has to take like 60mg of ritalin throughout the day (prescribed of course) otherwise she cannot function or settle at all, it’s a pretty severe case. she’s the farthest thing from BPD, very cheerful, secure, and stable

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>>83510
Good luk 'teen

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youll be fine bro

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she’s your girlfriend so talk to her about your feelings what’s stressing you out specifically what ur issues are just explain it to her there are always solutions and maybe you could have separate rooms sometimes be together in one but if either of you needs space then you could leave from there im sure if shes willing to move together with you that she cares about you and would want you to be doing well


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 â„–83396[Reply]

I'm the only person who's ever posted on this board its all just me samefagging on different vpns
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 â„–83534

Hey (UwU), foid here (:3)! I just wanted to say umm… I thought you were… really cute. Tee hee (^_^)! Are you… single… perchance? (>_<)

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>>83534
>Hey bby, yeah I am single. Wanna hang out sometime at my place? We can play video games and do other fun stuff. hmu if you wanna

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>>83445
meh I guess but no one in the incelcore scene can write hooks like fried can, something about his production thats literally addictive to listen to

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>>83396 (OP)
Same tbh unoriginal

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holy shit is that negative xp??

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>>83555
shooter is his only real contender


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 â„–83546[Reply]

I have to present my half assed school project in front of the whole class tomorrow, someone please kill my teacher(image unrelated)

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>haaauuuugh ima get my thread cucked and call it flartson, real coal walking down through the rapeyard

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what is it about? unorigkniam content or something

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>>83558
this book

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>>83619
Nophono czytał to


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 â„–83596[Reply]

I paid for Tinder Plus again.

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goy

 â„–83620

kys normalfag

 â„–83628

do a chargeback on your card so they ban you

 â„–83639

Nigger why, get a refund and delete the app NOW.
You probably don't get any girls anyway if youre desperate enough to pay for it


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 â„–83532[Reply]

Why are you moids like this?
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go down foid

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>>83547
is that turkey tom?

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>Why are you moids like this?
tits or get the fuck out

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go back to crystal.cafe

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Estrogen water poisoning

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>>83532 (OP)
TOGTFO


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 â„–83513[Reply]

Idk why i feel so old , early twenties isnt old yet right?
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 â„–83528

I've always thought since I was kid that u aren't old till u hit 30

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>25 isn't old mom!

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>>83513 (OP)
should be old enough to know to not put your actual email in the field

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>>83513 (OP)
>early twenties isnt old yet right?
its literally over already. you should have a wife and 2-3 kids by 18.

 â„–83583

no, ur life isn't over until 25

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>>83582
tsmt op rope immediately


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 â„–83597[Reply]

i say this
<Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a nigger's food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a nigger's gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers' heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Grind niggers in the garbage disposal. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.
Blast niggers with Civil War cannons. Whip niggers into obedience. Slingshot a nigger into orbit. Rocket niggers into the sun. Bite a nigger and drink their blood. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Stomp nigger skulls with steel-toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Gas niggers in the chamber. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers. Trampoline a nigger baby into cinderblocks. Hang niggers from trees. Burn niggers alive. Skin niggers. Boil niggers in oil.

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 â„–83562[Reply]

alright, i keep relapsing so i'm making this thread as a reminder to stop.
i'm also making it so i don't go crazy and that i can get this off my chest, i don't know why i keep going back to it after all of the problems it's caused me.
ik this is some embarrassing shit, but recently i was doing it towards some fairly average lovey dovey romantic hentai. though while i was doing it, i was also looking at my other tabs.
during that, i saw a thumbnail of a tranime girl that i recognized who's supposed to be a teenager. this made me feel weird as hell, even if i just happened to see her while finishing to what i was originally looking at. i know i wasn't gooning to her, but it made me feel gross regardless. though, i saw it as a mistake on my part. it wasn't any explicitly sexual thumbnail either.
<
after that, i tried continuing like nothing happened. of course, i was once again dumb enough to look at my other tabs while i was still doing it. on youtube, i saw another thumbnail which had a random actual kid and it freaked me out. i took it off and immediately went back to the original tab i was on and got done there. after that, i checked that youtube page again for a few seconds to have a better look at what that thumbnail was to see if i was right on it being a kid, and then i left. none of it was actually sexual or anything, but it just unsettled me seeing glimpses of that while i was in the moment.
anyways, i've been replaying these events in my mind constantly. it doesn't help that i've had plenty of other worries like this before, alongside a lot of other worrying things i did related to hentai and r34 art sites (which i don't ever want to repeat, none of it was real but it was still unsettling). i'm not even sure if i was being careful enough with that stuff just a while ago on another relapse.
>
i think i've realized that now, i have to stop no matter what. it's taking a huge toll on my mental health, and it's making me even more paranoid. if you find this funny i can't blame you, since i can find some humor in it too. but this has put me through some horrible shit, atp it's either life or death. hopefully, this will get me to stop being fucking stupid. i'd like to make sure i permanently quit before i turn 22
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>>83562 (OP)
This video changed my life. Please watch it OP

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>>83588
Here is a much shorter video on the topic; this woman gives her anecdote and notes of men that practice semen retention. I prefer the first video since it's what snapped me out of my old ways and it describes the implications of the practice and the how and why of its workings. If you do not care for the spiritual/occult background and implications of the practice then I'd still say you should practice semen retention without a doubt and this woman explains the practical results of it. God bless you 'teen.

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>>83589
>>83588
these look good and i'll get to watching them, thanks. second day so far on my current streak, going to work my way up higher

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>>83590
I'm happy to help you chud. I know how it is and I don't want my fellow chuddies to be suffering anymore.

 â„–83594

no normal person spirals like this. no normal person writes endless threads trying to bury the same thought over and over. you keep coming back to it because something in you will not let it go. something did react in you and now you are trying to outrun it with noise and words and denial. the more you try to push it out of your mind, the more your brain locks onto it. it will eat you alive. if you face it head on without shame, without trying to fight it or prove anything, and you let it be there without reacting, it will lose its power over time. not because it is true, but because you stopped feeding it with fear and guilt. quitting porn alone will not do much

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>>83594
not wrong, i'll try to think of what you said here whenever i start spiraling. trying to stay off porn might slightly help me, even if it won't rid me of all of my issues right away. ty for your insight


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