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 β„–76241[Reply]

The whole thing seems pointless unless if you are willing to preform like a normie. Unrelated image, the site told me to put in one.

 β„–76242

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>xmas
praise fauci for a happy winter festivity, bigot.
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seriously though, id agree with you that Christmas in the secular world is pointless. its just a time where people get together and waste their money on junk that costs the same price as when it was sold in August. im not a fan of the winter lights and inflatables and christmas tree because it seems excessive.
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to find a real point in Christmas, you would have to look at it from a Christian perspective. not gonna go too in depth though but you already get the point. no i will not debate religion go away

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>>76241 (OP)
Evendoe you get yummy food

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>>76242
I think the christmas lights are pretty

 β„–76280

it seems to not be so centered around the birth of Christ anymore, it just feels more commercialized to me, feel like this was imported from the amerimutts ever since my country got rid of communism. It wasn't always like this, I am not a religious person at all but I can't help but notice

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>>76257
id have to agree, until you are trying to sleep and all of those lights flash in your windows

>>76280
like i said, its nowadays just about buying things and consuming



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 β„–76216[Reply]

4CUCKTROONPEDOS, WHAT IS THIS????!!!!

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>>76216 (OP)
You're just as bad browsing it on christmas geg

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>>76258
Kys obsessed nigger

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>>76258
Lys unbothered cracker

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>>76274
Bleed out



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 β„–76247[Reply]

time flies, huh. been using this board since 2024 and now its almost 2026.

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>>76247 (OP)
it was just little over a year, it's not that long little buddy

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>>76249
bum ass nigga stop hating

 β„–76264

scary shit isn't it lil niggy



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 β„–76208[Reply]

Okay guys, I need your help with something. A couple of days ago I re-downloaded Beholder to replay it and I'd forgotten about this character. I've just grown fond of her and I don't want her to get arrested

Browsing the wiki, I came across a section that mentions it's possible to get her husband arrested, but this is the fifth time I've tried and it always ends the same way: she shoots him and ends up arrested. I can't refuse to give her the gun because then she'll leave the apartment and I haven't found any tutorials on YouTube that show any way to save her

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>>76208 (OP)
Idk what you want us to do lil nigga



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 β„–76165[Reply]

>there's people who don't have a inner monologue
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 β„–76220

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DON"T YOU GET IT MOM, BEING A FAT VIRGIN UNEMPLOYED LOSER IN MY BASEMENT IS FINE BECAUSE I HAVE LE HECKIN INTERNAl MONOLOGUE!!!!! I'M ACTUALLY AN ARYAN WHO'S GOING TO SAVE THE WEST

seriously doe, I'm so tired of chuds babbling about xhis, nophono cares about what's going on inside your mind, think of something else that makes you heckin special

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>>76185
do you actually not think to yourself

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>>76192
his argument sucks because either you follow theological history where we always had language (adam and eve), or you follow contemporary history where language was one of the very first things invented (cave paintings)

>>76200
not diagnosed with any mental disorder. try again

>>76201
what causes your cptsd, and why is it a problem for you?

>>76220
being able to think and philosophize is a valuable trait. to not think is to not live with love.

 β„–76238

I have 3 inner monologues that debate science and culture with each other

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>>76238
why are you so white

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>>76233
Childhood abuse and neglect



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 β„–75597[Reply]

Should I quit the sharty and generally leave the internet and only use it as a source of learning since theres a lot of useful stuff like math courses and such? Downsides are, I feel FOMO missing out what happens on bald men with glasses website, i dont have anyone to interact irl and the 'party fills that hole, I feel like ive made friends here and I have to keep up with them, the 'party shaped my world views and ideology into its best form, stopped me from being a cuck who supports trans rights and refugees but at the same time, not a larper overly edgy 'cord 'gram clittycel. But for the benefits, my life would drastically improve as I start fixing my life instead of being glued to the screen all day, I would go outside and feel the real world which makes me really happy
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>>75614
thanks, needed someone to tell me

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>>75615
No problemo good luck with quitting

 β„–75643

do what will make you happiest, this is a good rule of thumb for life in general

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>>75607
>Idk if im schizo but there is something different about /soy/ since mousegram and other cordbaiters shat it up, operation nnn was gemmy but i really dont browse it anymore

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>>76183
I look like this
<orignalinooalgo

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>>75643
>>75616
>>75614
Well, ive been generally more productive and happy without imageboards and social media, but other bad habits still drag me down, so this place should act as a nice way to spend some time relaxing and chatting over indulging my worse habits, so ill visit here once a week, its impossible to stay 100% productive without any hobbies or relaxations



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shoutout to whoever made the /r9k/ banner


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 β„–76204[Reply]

HeIIo

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hiya

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F ur urbifbidbdi

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Hl



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 β„–76144[Reply]

Reposting this on r9k because nobody uses qa

I'm going to a Christmas Eve party admit my uncle's house tonight and it's gonna be super fun because all my cousins are gonna be there. There's only one problem. One of my older cousins (she's in her thirties) has become or at the very least looks like she wants to become a pooner. She's apparently extremely abrasive about her leftist politics and I'm worried she might bring something along those lines up to me if I talk to her. While I don't want to just chud out on her, I also have too much dignity to just smile and nod. But I also don't want to set her off and be responsible for her ruining the party. Does anyone have any advice?

 β„–76146

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Do you have to talk to her? It doesn't sound like anyone is forcing you to, just keep your distance and enjoy the night

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>>76146
Tsmt, do nothing nate, let her live her life, doesn't matter what she does

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>>76144 (OP)
doesnt seem like your concern

 β„–76199

Clitty leak everywhere because there's one person there you don't like



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didnt sleep tonight because i stayed till like 2 am on my aunt's christmas party. when i tried resting my mom woke me up because we're going to my aunt's christmas party (again). I wanted to sleep but she said that we're gonna be late (ev&oe the party will probably be up all night) then she brought her phone and started playing her shitty loud tiktok videos, leaving me disturbed. I told her to turn the volume down and she said "but I won't hear anything!!!" But then she eventually turned it down and even then I still wasn't able to sleep. she tried convincing me to go to the party but i refused since she woke me up like that. I'm now home alone doing nothing. I tried scrolling on xitter but it's still just the same troonbabble and annoying braniggers. I feel fucking empty. Words cannot express how much I hate you for doing this, mom. You're a fucking manchild. why did you felt the need to play your shitty brainrot TikTok videos at full volume when I was sleeping? I'm fucking broken.


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 β„–74706[Reply]

A friend just confessed she likes me.
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Looks aren’t important in this because 1. She’s average (sometimes slightly above average) and 2. Even if she was drop dead gorgeous I wouldn’t date her for reasons I’ll state under
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First of all she has dated like 3 people and she’s brand new at my stupid niggered school. She has broken up with all in less than a month. She is very socially retarded (and so am I so better not judge so much) but she has been weird to many of my other friends. This is the biggest red flag, I just started being nice and talking after school 4 days ago and she’s already head over heels. Regardless, I do not want her.
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I decided to be responsible and let her know that 1. What she was doing was love bombing, 2. What she was saying was guilt tripping and 3. I’ll let her try to gain my β€œlove” and see if it works out. Not dating, but seeing if she can make me want to basically
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I may or may not have ruined my life by accepting that, now things are severely awkward, she keeps on trying to interact with me, and I’m one day away from just ripping the skin off my face, help me out /r9k/.
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>having really bad sex with her, hyping it up like crazy when youre gonna do it, no foreplay, kiss her with your eyes wide open, bust really quickly, and make a couple passive aggressive comments about ex's that may or may not exist before prompty crying
>>75569
OP makes me wonder the same thing

 β„–75581

Rape her and gaslight her Into thinking it's true love

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xhe is a vantablack niggerbrimstone troon anyways

 β„–75593

stop talking to her OP, she is going to learn that people don't want to be with a slag and would hopefully change

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>>75569
She came up to me and a group of friends on the first day and I didn’t know she was gonna be Satan so I didn’t tell her to fuck off
Later on I heard the rumors and horror stories.

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>>74910
>My time my patience my happiness and my remaining will to live.
its not that bad bro its just a girl. calm down.
>When I tell you she’s annoying I mean it. I’m unsure how this would possibly work out.
do you mean like there would be real consequences if it somehow doesnt go well? tell me more if you are still there.

>>75034
tsmt

>>75571
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 β„–75728[Reply]

TL;DR

(Is actually a wall of greentext but whatever, tried my best to condense it)

>Be me


>Graduate from 4 year electronics engineering trade in highschool


>End up at a supermarket & hate it bc idk if I wanna pursue my trade


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 β„–75974

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Your daily routine sucks!
Get some real honest to god hobbies: Learn any musical instrument, learn/master a practical skill (cooking, sewing, woodworking, etc) and do something outdoorsy like hiking or camping when you have the time.
<reddit space
Women don't like you!
First off ditch the rich poser shit, get rid of your shitty namebrand clothing, and sell your wannabe rich guy car to get an actual rich/cool guy car like a Lexus LS 430 or a Fifth Generation Mustang.
<reddit space
Look up how to dress properly for a guy your age without using haughty brands, people who dress well are perceived with more confidence and social fidelity. It sounds like you don't smile a lot, so turn that frown upside down so people don't assume you're as miserable as you currently are.
<reddit space
You're 6 feet tall which can help to attract women, but are you also in shape? If you're fat or underweight that won't help your case, so hit the gym and try to put on 10-20 pounds of muscle to compliment your larger frame.
<Reddit space
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>>75974
I swear I have that book somewhere in my house I should go look for it geg

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>>75728 (OP)
>Get told that the reason why nobody talks to me at work is because I look intimidating
You can despise every wave of feminism and still love the good parts of women like I do. Please give this video a shot. It’s not what you think.

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>>75999
please stop reposting this fucking sub 5 hammehead-esque shit dude. ik you're probably 16 but this
>le change ur mindset doood
stuff does not work. It's all just gas-lighting to turn you into a betabuxx deluxe when some stupid bitch who's ran through can settle with you and make your life hell.

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>>75998
Everyone should have HTWF&IP

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>>75728 (OP)
why bother with the rich hype slop? be yourself brother; vanity flees.

>>75974
real real real real perfect reply



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 β„–76173[Reply]

i often think about what life could be like if it were different. what if me and my siblings got along? what if i had another brother or sister? what if i lived somewhere i used to know, or maybe what if i was moving tomorrow?
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theres so many ways my life couldve been better or worse, and somehow im here at this moment typing this post.


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 β„–76068[Reply]

Hello shardee, I am in need of advice in regards to my parents. Not sure if it's possible but I'll try
>Be me, 18
>Live with a chatty mother and a father I genuinely despise.
>Mom had therapy, so she's at least bearable to be with, but supports troons simply because some far-away cousin happens to be one, and WILL sperg out about "muh tolerance" and other shit.
>Dad is a person who is ALWAYS right, is painful to talk to if you aren't 100% on his side, and never bothers learning or trying anything new.
>Hate him enough that I never want to make him proud because he's an annoying ass about it.
>They both have an astounding ability to seep all the passion and joy from whatever hobby I could've had
>They basically treat my hobbies like I'm family tech support (which I actually am if you're wondering saar) and "request" that I use it for their gain
>For example, since I can draw well ever since I was younger, they wanted me to draw holiday cards for other family members. Birthdays, weddings, Fathers day, you name it.
>This, along with my mom's past need to share everything I was doing to our extended family, ended with me never sharing anything for literal years.
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>>76068 (OP)

Just become more successful than them and break contact lol

 β„–76077

kill them all, your entire extended family

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>>76068 (OP)
I genuinely don't understand what you're talking about in this post

 β„–76114

OP is mad that his parents want to engage with his hobbies and talk about xheir son. You're their child, they will talk about your activities regardless. I could care less if you draw a bunch of festive cards, be happy you do it for family and not in a factory for some mutt halfway across the world to see. And ffs, obviously they arent going to stand by all of your chuddy beliefs, they are almost two generations apart from you so obviously that would be the case. Stop being a whiney bastard and appreciate your family.

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>>76068 (OP)
>They basically treat my hobbies like I'm family tech support (which I actually am if you're wondering saar) and "request" that I use it for their gain
relatable. i remember my parents begging me to design stuff and weld just because i knew how to do that
>My problem is that I'm very aspirational, and if I, say, want to play an instrument, I have to go through a mental charade of them circlejerking each other and never leaving me alone about it. What should I do 'teens?
they dont have any say in your aspirations. you have to either chase your opportunities or stay behind. keep fighting for what you want.

 β„–76169

OP you got to take a step back and appreciate what you have. Yes your parents wont be "freaking based!" but its because they are your parents with generic libshit views like everyone else their age just appreciate that they care about your gay little drawings and love you



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 β„–76110[Reply]

ate a breakfast burrito wrap thing with a protein wrap(pepper flavored i think? idk it was red and had a light spiciness) 2 medium sized eggs 3ish peices of bacon(precooked) cheese
and a yogurt sauce made of plain unflavored and unsweetened greek yogurt, garlic pepper, lemon juice, and a couple cracks of sea salt, didnt think to take pic so imagine a breakfast burrito with an unfried red tortilla that looked viably similar to like whole grain bread

 β„–76111

oh also my coffee was with starbucks peppermint mocha creamer, call me a fag if you want but its almost Christmas and i like some Holiday cheer

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>>76111
and the coffee itself isnt note worthly , i think its called like seashore or beach shore idk it was like 4 dollars

 β„–76143

damn no replies to the thread of a strong independent black woman

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>>76110 (OP)
i eat 6 eggs with parmesan cheese and italian sausage for breakfast. also some toast and jam

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>>76166
Aryan breakfast



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