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 β„–87145[Reply]

what plays throughout my mind everyday
>YOU ARE A WORTHLESS, FRIENDLESS, AMBITIONLESS LAZY CHUD WITH NO HIGHER ASPIRATIONS OR GOALS
>NO WONDER MOMMY FUCKING HATES YOU AND DADDY LEFT
>GO ON, ADMIT IT.
^"i'm a pathetic lazy chud.."
>LOUDER
^"i'M A pathetic lAZY CHUD!"
>LOUDERR!!
^"I'M A PATHETIC LAZY CHUUUUUDDDD!!!"
>worthless…
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 β„–87147

Even though its good to know our weaknesses and learn from them.

There's no need to beat ourselves up for nothing.

When you think you're worth nothing, just imagine those thoughts as weird, pathetic and ugly soyjaks.

You're a gigachad and you don't care about the opinion of a leaky cryboy_soyjak.

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it's a tulpa kill it before it ills u



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 β„–87027[Reply]

I spent like 10 days recently not using my pc(did use my laptop somewhat doe) and its probs the longest time in the recent 5 years(outside of vacation and summer that is) and i feel pretty great not sitting infront of a monitor, and i spent my time on some other stuff. But would it maybe be a better idea to kick my obvious addiction by selling my pc and instead using a laptop? I rarely play games any more and if not its the 'craft but that runs on practically anything decently compared to my goonmachine 9000 that ive poured way too much money into to justify playing raisin on it. Atleast my plan is to sell it and replace it with a decent machine that can handle some gaming, store my valuable photos and do other stuff i would need a decent pc for. Atleast im under the belief that i need to change my environment for me to truly change for the better and not become a tranny groomerald o algo. As ive almost been groomed on separate occations but because im kinda afraid of most people on the internet, but ive been inadvertedly groomed by the content i used to consume and like most 'teens, EPIed. Albeit probably not as much as some cases ive read about here, but atleast im doing better now.
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>>87027 (OP)
With the ram and gpu bullshit going on i think you should sell it without those parts and put them in a work pc

 β„–87167

>>87027 (OP)
>hi guys im sitting on a 2x asset right now, is it time to sell?

 β„–87213

>>87027 (OP)
not a bad idea tbh. ive been thinking of getting a macbook and also a steam machine or something similar to play vidya from time to time.
i have a beast of a pc and i kinda regret spending so much money on it, i barely play any games and when i do i dont feel like i need ultra graphics ray tracing 120+fps either way.

im not sure what will i do without gaming doe, im not good for physical activities and my friends and i dont meet up too much since they got jobs and shit.

 β„–87219

>>87213
Buy a decent laptop, theres much cheaper choices that macbooks unless you must be an itoddler.
If you sell your pc for a steam box, I recommend you also buy a PS3 o algo and jailbreak it, dump pirated games on that and play them, or even buy used ones most cost nothing now. Older consoles are great to play because you don't have a gorillion updates when you want to play a game, it just werks, and you can fully enjoy your game without getting distracted by other raisin on your computer
Also sitting on a sofa and playing games from a distance is better for your eyes than being 50cm from a monitor

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>>87219
>ps3
>it just werks

 β„–87226

>>87224
ok definitely not all models
I'm just trying to say that an older console won't leave you with a 20 minute update each time you want to play



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 β„–86976[Reply]

rate my ascension
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 β„–87010

>>87009
yeah im considering rhino and bsso as i said above. but hair is life and lean is law. you can get away with alot just with those two if youre tall enough. but youre right, since im still a subhuman incel khhv, fuck my life nigga. thank you for trvth nuke bro.

 β„–87011

>>87010
bsso wont do much for you aesthetically and im guessing ur probably getting it covered through insurance which means they wont go for aggressive movements. I'd really spend time looking into facial surgery a little more dude especially if you are getting jaw surgery the recovery is long and you wont see true results till after a year.
Imagine waiting an entire fucking year just to figure out the surgeons didn't move you as much as you wanted and you look the exact same. If i was going to go under the knife and wanted to fix a recessed jaw I'd at least make sure they went through with significant movements and did something more impactful like a double jaw surgery combined with a rhino.

 β„–87012

>>87011
in ur case you probably need at least a ccw though just judging from that lower third shape in the 4th pic

 β„–87025

>>86976 (OP)
hair looks at least a solid 10 years younger, went from looking like you were 40 to 30.
Shave off the beard if you want to look younger as well. You have a round jaw according to bottom right, which isn't great, but its better than having a soy beard.

 β„–87158

>>86976 (OP)
Damn, this is crazy.How did you do it?

 β„–87193

>>87005
that's nuts



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 β„–87153[Reply]

^p.s, this is the same guy from >>86974 (OP)
I spend a lot of time thinking that I am a terrible person, boring to be around and generally just poor functioning (and i know i shouldn't try to be a crybaby around others) in my day to day life, and think I don't deserve friendship or good things happen to me
<lebbit
I am probably depressed, and I know exactly as to why that is but the causes of it have been building up over the years, and a little dull to read, to be honest. If we go by Maslow's hierarchy my physical and safety needs have always been fulfilled and I guess my parents raised me to be well-mannered and educated enough, but my social and emotional needs have been in toilet, dissolving into melted shit particles.
Friendships to me are tricky, the last time I was in one I constantly monitored how they acted towards me and how reciprocal they were during our conversations about whatever. If I feel like they are losing interest in me, I either gave up the friendship or just blocked them on everything for no reason, despite not saying anything or bringing up the fact that i feel left out sometimes or disrespected etc.
I have done this shit countless times over the years, beginning since the age of 10 whenever my online best friend wished me a happy birthday (but it felt weird to me) and I just felt this sudden urge to remove myself from his life.
I probably have some form of an attachment disorder, like similar to niggas with BPD where I HAVE to know if a friend likes me and that I secretly crave their validation all the time otherwise I feel worthless

How can I tell my brain and nervous system to shut the fuck up about friendships, and that I don't need to be their main focus in life? and also How do I stop feeling like I have to perform and that I NEED to have a use / be useful for someone in order to be their friend
just makes friendships and interacting with people exhausting

 β„–87186

geg you have a foid brain



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 β„–86891[Reply]

I've been deworming for about 2 weeks and the results have been pretty insane(ivermectin+fenbendazole, constantly cycled). I do 1 week on ivermectin 1 week off and 3 days on fenbendazole and 4 days off and basically this is what has happened so far:
>bloating COMPLETELY GONE
>sugar cravings pretty much almost completely gone
>i cant jerk off to faggot twink porn anymore. i only do it to straight now whenever i fail
>so much more energy
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>>86932
poop pics get frequently posted on /soy/. Add a spoiler if you're still unsure

 β„–86961

>>86928
itll still get you banned bro

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>>86891 (OP)
I have this skin condition called eczema (search it up). Flare ups have completely disappeared after taking the dewormers

 β„–87129

>i cant jerk off to faggot twink porn anymore. i only do it to straight now whenever i fail
this sounds like placebo, also isnt deworming supposed to cure your gooning addiction or something

 β„–87132

>>87129
you cant nessecarily cure your gooning addiction because it comes from your sexual libido, but it signnificantly damages the urge to do it because of more control over your central nervous system. It does get rid of most of your sexual perversions

 β„–87166

>>86926
thanks, i was affraid of a sudden contingency after starting the protocol, kind of like how tatoo removal floods your body with heavy metals after treatment



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 β„–87133[Reply]

Greeting Sharty
The girl i was dating appeared to have been groom into being a dyke
I need scientific and christian data to refute her
Inb4 Rape
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 β„–87136

Leave her before you turn into a homosexual too. It spreads

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>>87136
I won't give up that easily

 β„–87143

>>87137
Short of employing sub-saharan tactics, I have no clue. Maybe talk to her friends or something. Better yet, just get a new one

 β„–87146

Thank you Sharty
There's a thread on /pol/ that link to this e-library
https://wesselarchive.org/en
This is my personal struggle and i will overcome it
God bless

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>>87133 (OP)
Dykes dont exist because during sex they need to use a plastic peenoor. If they like vaj so much why use an imitation cock?

 β„–87156

Bvmp cuz i saged on accident



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 β„–87084[Reply]

posting on boards with 6 pee pee eych

 β„–87144

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My pee pee eyches



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 β„–86415[Reply]

What keeps you going foward. Why dont you just give up
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 β„–86997

positives: a burning desire to be free
negatives: spite, hatred, indignation, vengefulness and disgust, in that order

 β„–87022

because I know giving up is for trannies. thats why, everytime you think of giving up, think of a tranny saying
>we will outlive you

 β„–87023

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>>86415 (OP)
seeing the goyim exponentially rape their own life more and more as the years go by

 β„–87138

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>>87022
geg you shouldn't rest your life on the empty words of dickless faggots, you're above that

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>>87022
>not acking just to own the troons

 β„–87350

Because I've tried countless times before and nothing happens, unfortunately



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 β„–87098[Reply]

How long can you go without talking to anyone in real life for? The longest ive gone was 2 days without talking to anyone. Some people say its unhealthy but I prefer isolation in general compared to most people who prefer communicating with each other.
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>>87108
>looksfag.org?
yeah

 β„–87114

>>87104
tsmt
i lost all my(1) friends after graduating from hs so i havent really had a normal conversation for about a 4 years or so. even online.

 β„–87121

>>87098 (OP)
i used to spend months at a time alone without saying a word

 β„–87131

>>87098 (OP)
I've never been completely isolated, always had family
But after a couple days of talking to nobody I start feeling kinda unwell. Just too much time in my own head. I feel like its a bigger problem if you are in an environment like school/uni where theres plenty of people talking and having interactions, and you aren't able to take part in any doe, thats what actually makes me start losing it. I'm perfectly fine when its just my family on holiday for example. I might fucking lose it when I go to uni, I will probably have nobody to talk to properly for the first couple months because my social skills are weak.

 β„–87140

like a week and a half maybe?

 β„–87141

>>87140
and that's being generous, could easily be longer. not like i keep track of this shit



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 β„–86772[Reply]

guys is getting an e girlfriend worth it if shes within driving distance
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 β„–86801

>>86772 (OP)
how close is driving distance
I'm a europoor so my definition for that might not be the same for a 'mutt, but if you can't meet up like once or twice a week at least theres no point whatsoever. If you want it to work long term, one of you has to move closer / move in with the other, otherwise she could be getting piped down by tyrone and jamal every other day of the week

 β„–86804

>>86774
said everyone ever but its not true and you will be fooled

 β„–86848

>implying you can visit her
>"egf"
nigga please

 β„–87124

>>86801
the longest drive id ever realistically have to do is only like 5 hrs

 β„–87130

>>87124
>only 5 hours
This is why I ask americans for what their "short" drive is. Thats basically halfway across the UK.
If you think you can regularly drive over there, its fine. Otherwise its kinda a waste of time

 β„–87139

5 hours is not driving distance



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 β„–86853[Reply]

how do I lock in and stop gooning to 2d characters
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 β„–86950

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shes kind of cute doe
never goon doe

 β„–87030

no matter what i do

 β„–87094

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>>86950
ohnonono nusois unironically find soyjaks attractive KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

 β„–87117

>>87094
we all do find 'jaks attractives

 β„–87126

Eliminate all lustful thoughts from your head. Any time you think about sex, anything romantic or look at a woman with desire immediately divert your attention to something else. Remove triggers like social media with posts of women/drawings you find attractive. And remember to pray to God.

 β„–87128

If you're actually addicted to gooning (4+ years, started at a young age) then either go to a therapist or find a reason to quit thats deeper than just
>i dont want to goon because it makes me a degen and makes my life worse
because this will never work and even if you're able to abstain from it with you willpower for some time you will probably fall back into it.



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 β„–86699[Reply]

Today i had to retake a communications test i had failed, since i have the same teacher in both communications and language, my dumbass studied for another language test i had to retake (by studiyng i mean 15 minutes before the test)
When they gave me the paper, i had no choice but to hand it blank, the teacher aparently felt bad and told me that i can take the language test right now since i had "studied", i got a 9 (A for the amerimutts) in that test just by reading 15 minutes at the start of class
Why am i like this? (I should say that im 18 and on my last year)
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 β„–86865

>>86699 (OP)
You are smart and lazy. I think you subconsciously labeled these 2 subjects as insignificant and didn't want to spend your energy on these. Try to be more conscious of consequences and sometimes force yourself to start doing necessary stuff (starting is the hardest part). People like you are good at heuristics and optimizing things I guess.

 β„–86866

I have the same problem. I'm autistic and get excellent grades, but my verbal skills are on a par with someone with an IQ below 90.

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>>86866
tsmt. I got almost 100% result on final language test (it's objectively hard btw) but got the minimum required score on entry test. Because final one was written in silence with 3 hours given and entry test (to get access to final) was to read a text, retell it and then talk with a teacher about it. Also it was that you must sit in front of a camera and stare into it while speaking. I felt really anxious and was behaving like a retard.
It was like 5 years ago and I'm in my 20s now but I'm still kinda clumsy in some social situations

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>>86865
last year i did some test and im such an adhdnigger that my intelligence cnat be labeled with iq, also thanks for the advice

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>>86969
a*, holy esl

 β„–87125

>>86865
>smart and lazy
classic reddit cope, dis is midwit behavior



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 β„–86974[Reply]

Fuck this, I give up on socialising. I hate putting effort into having "social skils". Most the time, i legitimately do not care about other peoples lives and just want to talk about myself because it makes up for the attention that I never received growing up, and that it feels good for someone to listen to me. Socialising and being around people just feels like a constant battle and competition to see who can garner the most support, respect and loyalty out of people
Every time I enter a conversation with someone, I resist the urge to just talk about myself because I don't want to seem like a selfish bastard
But it feels so fucking good and im tired of pretending otherwise
^inb4 you probably have autism
I probably do have some form of neurodivergence, that or my brain chemistry has been decaying ever since puberty. Growing up, I barely got any attention or actual loyalty from my supposed "friends" and most the time i was left to rot playing video games
The only consistent companion I can think of is my childhood dog, and seeing him age breaks my heart. There hasn't been much for me to like about humanity, or relationships in general
I'm a miserable prick and I think its natural that people should just avoid me, GDE walking.
I don't even view people as human anymore, just things who react to certain stimuli who just happen to share the same physical characteristics as me, albeit with a few mutations
<im probably just losing my fucking mind since the last time i've had a sincere, meaningful conversation with someone in real life has been…idek i legit cannot remember
whatever
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 β„–87016

ignore everything i just said
what a cringy thread

 β„–87018

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>>86974 (OP)
what produced this hivemind response?
>>86975
>>86979
>sleep deprivation
>sociopathy
these werent even mentioned in the OP. Is this just projection or something?
>>86978
>>86981
>snaky ahh
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 β„–87024

Never believe in anything you feel after midnight, it will only be depressive thoughts. This reads like a 2am post.
>>86999
do this. you need to practise talking to people in some manner, to get over your complete lack of social ability and egotistical view of social interactions. find some niggers to play games and chat with online or something, maybe then you'll realise that there is a lot of value in having people to talk to, in hearing their stories, in having a bond. life is easier when you aren't alone

>>87018
I wish IDs were enabled, really weird responses in this thread

 β„–87041

i feel you
the normies i know are like
>planning anything this weekend?
>doing anything later?
they have really nothing to talk about ever no hobbies

 β„–87074

>>87041
Maybe do something with them

 β„–87077

>>87041
You realise that people talk like this to people they don't know whatsoever right? Try getting to know somebody, you'll notice that they will open up and start talking about more interesting raisin. If you walk up to somebody and start going off about some niche hobby you have, people think you are autistic as fuck, as how do you know if that person knows anything or cares fan about it



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 β„–86921[Reply]

safe horny/edgy humour - femboys, asmr gf, surface level blackpill knowledge (let that nigga clav die please for the love of god just fucking end the popularity behind this wave of looksmaxxing)
run of the mill tiktok humour - again mostly just gen z who regurgitate the newest slop and memes that are popular for like a week, and reaction gif humour
safe sleazy - our generations hipster, the nu-male: i hate these motherfuckers with a passion, i could go on a tangent on these people but these "people" deserve to be sent to an islamic caliphate and thrown off a rooftop
wearing their shitty clothes that are copy pasted and unoriginal, consisting of shit like carharrt, shitty pedo mustache, piercings, ultra performative shit like being a male feminist and thinking men are oppressive and evil, talking about having "empathy" and being a "decent human being"
you can identify their language with staples like "it's almost as if…" "lmao" "my guy" "dawg" "teehee" and talk about being racially blind and being as virtuous as possible
these are absolutely the most insufferable people to be around and are the worst people ever, a friend of mine slowly devolved into one of these and turned out to be the biggest POS i've met.
once you know about this certain archetype its impossible to not recognise them again
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>>86967
Tried to. Being "neutral" and non-confrontational is his core belief. Aldoe he partially agreed with me that trannies and radical feminists are crazy. He said that not all of them are, asked him to provide examples, and he said that we don't know about them because they don't use internet o algo. Got him into a logical breakdown geg. Being attention whores is essential to RFs and troons

 β„–87017

>>86960
I can't understand how anybody still believes in muh heckin patriarchy and oppression of women. If its women believing in it, particularly older women, I can kinda understand, because they probably still had a some experiences being put down when they were younger, but in the 2026 there is no fucking reason to believe any of it. If any sort of sexism occurs in the work place you can absolutely nuke the person who did it by going to HR (more foids btw) which will completely side with you immediately. Women are earning more than men in a lot of sectors, male unemployment is higher, the dating market is obviously skewed majorly towards women. Foids VVON, and we are living in the aftermath of their victory, and they still go on about their feminism and how life is so unfair. The one good thing about it is that you can hitch onto that societal feeling, and try to insert hatred for trannies into it by explaining how they will make everything worse for women like in sports. Feminism like 60 years ago was about getting real equality n shieet, but since the times of the sexual revolution its about female supremacy.

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I had a guy from the class above me in middleschool who turned into this fucking retard once he went to uni. This bitch spends all his time liking and reposting progressive and mainstream transaffirming, anti-racist feminist news he sees on intsagram
The reason im not addicted to insta reels anymore is beacuse this fucker brimmed up my feed by liking and reposting trans women and men. and since i got him as a friend i guess the algorythm showe what my "friends"(I hate this fucker) are up to
Him btw
>

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i also hate npcs

 β„–87049

>>86921 (OP)
im glad i barely know what any of this is

 β„–87067

>>87021
>Calling normalniggers "npcs"
Newfag or glownigger, call it.



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 β„–86646[Reply]

Does anybaldi here do cycling? What's the longest cycling trip you've went on? For me it was 160km last year, this year I'm planning to reach atleast 200km.
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 β„–86763

thats really cool dude
tell us more
(not sarcasm)

 β„–86839

>>86763
I started cycling 2 years ago when my uncle gave me his old bike. At first I was only able to do a few kms but overtime I was slowly getting better. I was discovering all the towns, villages, forests in my area for the first time. That first summer ended with me going on a 50km trip. Last year I did a lot more progress. It started with me getting back my condition and attempting a 100km ride, but I failed and only did 70km. I was somehow able to achieve 100km two days later though. Every few weeks I was going on longer cycling trips to beat my record. On my 160km ride I was trying to do 180km but I didn't have enough time and the road was pretty bad. After that I got an injury, couldn't cycle for 2 weeks and gave up on my 200km goal since summer was basically over. I never really seriously trained though, mostly just casual 20-40km rides every day and occasional speed rides. This year I'll probably try to focus on exploring new places rather than just hitting new records. I recommend cycling to anyone, especially if you live in Europe, it's a very calming experience and you get to see a lot of beautiful scenery.

 β„–86910

I dont really "cycle" but I have found a love for just biking around my town and finding cool shit

 β„–86973

>>86646 (OP)
went on one that was nearly 8 hours once
might've been like 30 miles in length

 β„–86995

cycling is a dad-coded activity

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>>86973
>30/8 = 3.75
>The average walking speed for most adults is about 3 miles per hour
were you genuinely walking?



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