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 №71054[Reply]

Hitler had a micropenis and thats what made him one of histories best. His desire to achieve something great was fueled by his clittycel rage, but unlike other sub-5s of his time, he wasn’t stopped by pretty privilege. If hitler had a BWC, he wouldnt have brought Germany out of jewish control, he would have just breezed through life with all the complements he would have gotten, but if he was a ugly chud, nobody would have listened to him and he wouldnt rise the ranks to be histories greatest. MicropenisKINGS are ones meant to rule over humanity. All of the most important and smartest people all had TWPs, such as Einstein, Da Vinci, Napoleon and Mozart

 №71056

shit everyphono cares about

 №71067

skibidi hitler lol

 №71380

what if hitler had a bbc


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 №67920[Reply]

What do I do as a non-whitecel? Life is so fucked just because of probabilities I had no control over
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 №71039

>>68308
DONT FUCKING IMMIGRATE WE DONT WANT YOU HERE

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>>71039
im brahmin, whats wrong with moving into my aryan brother's country?

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>>71057
im not even joking india is indo ARYAN, so im ethinically aryan but its just skin color thats different otherwise i have aryan features

 №71073

SQLQMQN….

 №71100

SolomQn 2.0
Off jokes just uhh get some hobbies or something to be passionate about buddy, get a purposes in life, study something or learn to draw or ehh idk

 №71353

Solomon back from hell


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 №71020[Reply]

Am I chopped?
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 №71033

>>71029
yeah he looks like $crim if he continued to smoke dope

 №71035

>>71020 (OP)
embrace baldness and debloat

 №71036

>yeah he looks like $crim if he continued to smoke dope
i laughed, slapped my belly and farted from this holy shit

 №71040

>>71020 (OP)
you look like blonde alex hexagon

 №71099

the hair sells you like crazy nigga, either go bald or hop on some extreme hair regrowth regiment

 №71352

shave and get a haircut FVCKING NQW


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 №71331[Reply]

I fucking hate niggers and Jews!
White power!

 №71333

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Kill yourself cumskin

 №71338

Have a long life Etherealskin


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 №71246[Reply]

what do i do as a 5'8 autistic manlet
i wasted most of my teenage years sitting inside, gooning, eating goyslop. If I'm turning 19 now, can I still heightmaxx by sprinting and taking calcium supplements etc? Do I need to get to low bodyfat first?
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 №71285

>>71273
12%
>inb4 you had to be 8% o algo

 №71286

>>71271
You were supposed to insert the vibrating massage device up your ass and stimulate the spine from the inside

 №71289

>>71285
ITS OVER
<EVERYTHING IS UNORIGINAL
you had to be 6 or 7 percent
>>71286
DO THIS

 №71294

it could be possible to grow a bit if you are lucky, you should start drinking raw milk and eating raw liver yesterday
5'8 really isnt that bad though, alot of guys have it worse

 №71309

>>71271
You need to do 1000 high effort jumos per day and stretch your arms and legs apart by ropes in your sleep. I recommend that you read the exercise routine of Rustam Akhmetov, he grew 20 cm after his growth plates fused

 №71330

>>71309
that's not healthy vro…


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 №71192[Reply]

Hey guys I'm gonna go on an SNCA hunting trip on small game. I'm gonna update you all.
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 №71291

>>71239
Looks like fun!

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>>71282
Tsmt, hunting seems very fun

 №71318

>>71282

It's in Georgia, the country doebeit.

 №71319

>>71240

My dad, brother and my dad's friends. It was very nice, and we had a nice feast and good laughs.

 №71320

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OP HERE, I didn't notice the 5 image limit, so here's some more. Yeah I shot old plates that my dad's friend found.

 №71322

>>71252

We all have our ESL moments.


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 №71211[Reply]

Anyone know how to beat porn addiction? I've been struggling with it recently, I know it's disgusting but I genuinely can't help myself. I resist for 2 days at most but just end up being pulled back in
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 №71254

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>>71222
I'm 17, started when I was 9.
I feel like I groomed myself, at such a young age (from 9 to 13 years old and onwards) I was seeing and thinking about so many disgusting shit, while at the same time i was still playing with legos and watching cartoons.

I cant go to therapy cuz reasons right now but when I have the chance to go I dont know how hard will it be to talk about my porn addiction, I havent seen any in days and I dont want to fail.

Porn ruined my relationship with God, because of porn I feel like I dont deserve love from a woman and because of porn I no whave instruive tranny thoughts that make me want to kms and give me heavy anxiety and distress

I hope I can be free one day

 №71257

>>71254
that's awful, i can't imagine how bad that must've been, especially starting at 9 years old.
it caused this for me >>70809 (OP) and while i feel somewhat better about it, i think it still fucks with me tbh.
i can say it was genuinely compulsive (i also look back at that porn with absolute disgust and no urges) but there's so much of a "i should've known" aspect to it because it extended into when i was 19 and 20 (DOCTOOOOS ev&doe i don't really have any desire for that shit).

nonetheless porn can actually damage the way you see yourself and truly fuck you up, i'm going to wish you the best and that you eventually escape and recover from this.

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>>71236
literally just do this, it works. "struggling" "resisting" and using willpower are memes.

 №71317

>>71254
For me it started when I was 12. I've had disgusting nightmares because of it, I still can't forget one of them from over a year ago, and similiar distressing thoughts. Right now I'm on my longest streak without porn I've ever had, about 21 days, and I haven't felt much urges so far.
Some advice I can give you to recover is to go for smaller goals like only do it twice a week. Immediately stop gooning to any fetish porn. Avoid using social media that might have triggering content. Go to sleep earlier and spend more time with other people, you're more likely to fail at night and when you're alone.

 №71321

>>71317
i was EPI'd at 12 too, though i got myself out of it only to fall back into it at 16.
this is what bothers me the most because it makes me feel weird >>71229
at 19 and 20 i should have been more aware by then but i was compulsively gooning to those characters like i would with any other tranime women and it sickens me tbh. i know my mindset was just gooning to anime girls and not exactly targeting the teenaged aspect but i can't help but to be massively bothered by that, even though i'm not some evil pedonigger this has left an actual mark on me. i genuinely hate porn so much

 №71323

>>71321 (fixing my post)
whoops i meant to put >>70809 (OP) not >>71229


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 №71290[Reply]

Why do people here hate women? I love women and hope you do too.

 №71292

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I like women

 №71293

every woman treats me like a subhuman because im unattractive

 №71295

>why do you [loaded question x]?
>I do [loaded slogan z]

 №71314

>>71293
I thought women were supposed to be hecking kind doe


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 №71238[Reply]

I want to learn programming but don't know how to. How should I learn it?

 №71242

You're not gonna believe this…

https://soyjakwiki.org/Programming

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>>71242
I definitely look like this

 №71249

its poop

 №71250

>>71238 (OP)
Start with Java. It's not hard to learn as a first language and you can learn other languages easily once you know the essentials. Avoid lobotomy snake (python) at all costs as a first language cuz other languages will feel harder

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>>71242
No assembler therefore shit page

 №71308

start with python fact


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 №71233[Reply]

My grandma is in hers 80s and I always wanted to see her high as fuck because it's funny. I was thinking about putting it into her food but I'm not sure. Will this kill her? I don't want to accidentally murder my grandma and go to jail for life.
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 №71301

Why not just offer it doe

 №71305

>>71233 (OP)
blvd is plotting to murder his grandma 💀 next hes going to ask what the lethal dosage is, "just to be safe" 🥀 🥀

 №71307

>>71274
LSD will have the same physical complications, but its easier to administer.
stroke will still be just as likely

 №71316

don't do it, what's wrong with you?

 №71345

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>erm I'm gonna potentially kill my 80 year old grandmother….because it's funny and shieet!

 №71346

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>spiking the mother to your mother because it'd be funny or however the socio is pathed


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 №69972[Reply]

This week we're having some quarter year exams or whatever in the uni and I'm really stressed about all the results since these could be quite heavy on what might happen to my life later on. This Sunday, a friend has sent me some NSFW pics of a furry BHM, the result of which being me, a straight male, snapping and doing you know what to the aforementioned images. Now I can't spend a day without looking for fat furry males or roleplaying as such. 'Kay, do I need help?
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>>70578
nigga some 25 year old faggot with a psychology degree cant save you you need God
seek God and repent

 №70581

I'd love to. But the more horrid stuff I see, the less I believe that someone with good intentions could've been related to that.

 №70597

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A bit unrelated, but I remember a 'teen from /nate/ whose name on the 'gram (the T one) was Hixto (@t1t2t43). Does anyone know where that BHM lover is now?

 №70678

Is my problem genuinely nophonoic?

 №70977

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This works precisely the way I need to depict my feelings with.

 №71306

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The two weeks for that exam stuff have finally ended. The results are brimmy, to say the least. I did get somewhat decent results on two exams,but the others are simply abysmal.
Also, i is an vigrin and wood lick to stey wan forewe.


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 №71283[Reply]

All these chucks just want to suck and fuck

 №71284

I guess my invitation got lost in the mail again

 №71288

>>71284
marge
>unirogejsja 1iismak

 №71303

And none of these sneeds want to seed and feed


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 №64913[Reply]


ITT WE MAKE POLLS AND ASK OTHER USERS THEIR DEMOGRAPHIC
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lets do some demographic collection. im guessing that there are at least 20-30 regulars here. we should do a census i guess.
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also i ask that you may keep this thread bumped. thanks.
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 №71178

>>67811
If i had to pick I'd say the nethelands is clloser to germany than france
I'd also put hungary and britbongs in their own category

 №71180

>>71175
145
<sfzdsfhsehsrdthrsthrsthrsth

 №71181

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>>67811
>we baltoslavicmutts are central europeans just like our germanBVLLS!!!

 №71217

>>71175
I don't know my IQ but I'm kind of retarded so its probably like an 80

 №71299

>>65226
Yeah I fucking failed life, now what? at least I want to continue to live this miserable existence alone. You nusois think that you will fix your life at some point in the future and you will never be a retard like the oldsois that wasted their time on 4chan and now are 30-40 year old virgins, but I also had the same mindset that you and nothing happened, I wasn't able to fix my life. The BP is real o algo

 №71302

>>71299
you motivated me to get off the internet


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