/r9k/ - ROBOT9999

Liberals and feminists will revolt when Trump stays after 2028. South will absolutely fight back but Minnesota and California will burn down.

i learnt of this shithole site from a cuckold(-quean?) pooner on 'der cord. ama

Ever since i had 2 epileptic seizures in 2024 i have just been suffering. I live in the middle of fucking nowhere. I couldn't work and i am stuck living with my parents in a hoarder house. I got my license back last month but i don't even have a car and nobody will hire me. FML i am 23 and 2 years of my young adulthood are just gone

do peepo actually care what you did during the day? Why do family members get pissy when I dont want to tell how my work went? It was fucking boring, and its even boring to remember it, why would I want to go in depth to describe it?

I'm entitled to a relaxing life free from work and education due to being ugly, short, and autistic

Im Mexican, do you still love me?

Before anyone starts leaking in the replies about how I'm "a heckin fakecel" let it be known I don't subscribe to the majority of bp ideology (waoooow wimenz respecter award) but as it stands up until very recently I have been very socially awkward and tense etc. around the majority of girls my age when I interact with them and I'm a KV (no H because a girl hugged me goodbye at a party that I was leaving early (i don't like parties) while she was very drunk). And basically most girls don't talk to me unless they have to or they're clearly just being friendly. So basically I have never really had any success with girls properly. But recently, I have been able to talk to multiple that I found attractive fairly easily with little awkwardness which is a strange change, I don't know how I suddenly developed that. But the bigger thing is that girls seem to have started to genuinely enjoy talking to me? Idk basically my card wouldn't let me through at the gym and I went up to one of the employees (she was around my age definitely a few years older) idk I literally asked her to let me through and she made a brief error and was smiley and giggling while talking to me and being overly friendly. So either I looked so stupid it was laughworthy or I don't look subhuman. And then just today, this girl I used to go to secondary with walked in front of me and saw me behind her and said like "hiiiiiii [my name]" and actually wanted to talk to me and was asking me questions about college and being very friendly and stuff. And the best part is I didn't fuck it up and be extremely awkward or stumble over my words at all or say anything stupid. And both those girls were pretty good-looking. Not to mention two other positive things involving attractive girls that I can't be bothered to write down. So if anything this is proof that I am MOSTLY no longer a socially awkward fucking sperg when talking to girls and they seem to be actively approaching me (if for a short while) now. So things are on the up. DOE should I mention I have now grown to ~6'0, and I have definitely become significantly more decent-looking over the last couple of years and I'd say I'm fairly average maybe MTN. Anyway no real point to this just sharing because I thought this wouldn't be possible.

I FORGOT MY DILDO AT MY HOTEL ALL THE WAY IN VEGAS…

what do i do now? Im going to be restless without it!

I really hate how trashy my parents are. I've been working toward getting my own place and leaving them, but I'm scared I'm going to fail. And even if I do manage to leave, I can't shake the feeling that I will remain trash by mere association. Can anyone relate?

(Warning : faggot speaking)
I'll get straight to the point, my boyfriend is 10 times more handsome than i am and it's bothering me alot.
We are planning to meet in a month and i am really scared he won't like me once we meet, since there will be no halo that we have in a text chat.
He told me not to do anything with my face and i promised him not to, but i am going to a plastic surgeon today to plan my first surgery.
I feel horrible all the time and i am tired of being ugly.

Does anybody else have a strong desire to be recognized and revered but are too afraid to "put themselves out there" on the internet or make themselves known in an identifiable manner? I've recently liked the idea of making YouTube videos using my voice, but the fear that I will somehow be recognized, doxxed and made fun of prevents me from doing so. I'm something of a sensitive little fuck and having to constantly cope with or even defend myself and my videos from the criticism and mockery of others on top of trying to be a conscientious opsecKING seems like it would just occupy my mind 24/7, and not in a good way. It's completely alien to me how so many people just have absolutely no inhibition in regards to posting things about themselves online, especially when using their full government name, their face and their voice, regardless of how controversial the content they're making is.
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This (quite reasonable) fear is also one of the reasons I don't post on any f0rums, soysphere related or otherwise, because people will be able to recognize me and all of the times I've said stupid things, lost arguments or made shitty OC, and I don't want those things being used against me. I know that I shouldn't care what people think of me, but this always comes off as an abstract maxim that can't meaningfully be applied no matter what I do. The only time I attempted to become a namefag on one of these sites, I became very preoccupied with the thought that I had made a terrible, terrible decision and became quite internally volatile over the coming days until I gave up. Keep in mind, this was under a completely anonymous moniker which produced a grand total of less than 30 posts.
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I know this may seem strange to most of you, but I almost find it harder to act confidently online rather than in real life, simply because the version of myself I put forward in real life is largely detached from my true thoughts and feelings on most matters, and if not, often superficially and half-ironically. Online, I should be able to express myself, but my fear of being mocked for stating my true thoughts and feelings instead of just putting forth an inauthentic, ironic caricature of myself coupled with the looming anxiety of people I know in real life somehow coming across it and adding fuel to the flames prevents me from doing so. I know that "coming out of my shell" may sometimes feel appealing, but itPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Getting isekaid to bronze age Europe and becoming a warrior after learning the local language. Participating on a raid and taking a Minoan girl as my concubine slave, but I treat her with kindness and care

wat the foids doin

i know this as the le reddit blogpost/general whining board, so i thought id complain here about my snca life.

as the title suggests, all of my friends ive known for the past 12 or so years have grown to hate me, and i have grown to hate them in turn. it all started when two of my friends decided to have some weird hookup thing between them (wasnt some serious relationship, dont know the details and honestly dont want to know), and it ended in one of them falsely accusing the other of rape a couple months down the line. this guy admitted to it and is a chronic liar (as ive found out recently), so this was a 100% fake accusation. the reason he did this is because he was dating someone else at the time and cheated on her, and he wanted some out for why hes "the good guy" because hes a fucking psychopath. most of my friends basically treated this event like it was just another day or whatever, which my friend has expressed his anger with (justifiably so).

thats easily the worst thing that guys ever done, but recently hes been mocking me to my other friends behind my back, and some of them have done the same. some people used to do this because they were, as i would describe, "women" in the sense that they demand immediate moral purity from everyone around them, and i use imageboards so they didnt like it when i made rape jokes or said retarded o algo asi. these people rarely talk to anyone in my friend group anymore, and despite most of my friends agreeing that those people were essentially clitty leaking over nothing, theyre starting to do the same thing.

the guy who falsely accused my friend of rape gets drunk basically every day by noon and sits in a voice call with a bunch of my other "friends" and they talk about snca. one thing they do is make tierlists of people in our general friend group, things like "people who are the fattest" or "people who suck cock the most". i havent joined in because i find this guy repulsive in essentially every way, and ive seen the tierlists theyve made that often consist of me as "le ultimate bad guy" o algo, usually placed next to another one of my friends that we all make jabs about because hes essentially an adult baby (outside the scope of this story). ive found out they place me here because, surprise, i use imageboards and make edgy jokes (odd, its almost like theyve always been fine with this…). i dont even offsite as much as i used to years ago, yet these people treat me as if theyPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

What's a strange thing you do that most people don't?

For me whenever I'm focused on watching a YouTube video, I put a limit on myself where either I can't move my legs, can't drink water or can't go to sleep until I reach a certain time stamp or finish the video.