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 №95428[Reply]

I buzzed my hair but I feel I'm not confident enough for this haircut. I look like a skinhead now and I even have a bomber jacket but I feel that I don't live up to it. What do?

 №95449

Be even more skinhead-y

 №95450

join a local group

 №95453

I'd trust Mr. Hitlerpenis

 №95488

Grow it out, starting from a buzz is pretty ideal for that anyway. Just wear a hat if you are self concious about it


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 №94699[Reply]

there is this one girl i've known for nearly 2 years and i see her a lot and i would ask her out but she barley talks
>how do i ask her out
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 №95385

i think her Peruvian friend likes me so even i still have a chance with a women
>she's white

 №95390

>>95374
what kind of brainwashed nigger would you have to be to wear a snapchat necklace. i have never heard of anyone doing this until now

 №95392

>>95390
now im thinking about it she might be a glowie

 №95481

>>95385
Peruvians are rather aryan or the darkest of shitskins

 №95482

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marge? like this? KEK

 №95483

>>95482
its the nu logo


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 №95074[Reply]

ive stopped browsing 4chan r9k
this is the only place left for real robots
all they do is fakecel and post porn
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 №95115

>>95074 (OP)
i went on there expecting some of the shit i saw in 2017, and instead all i got were obvious trannies pretending to be le heckin incel
>GONIAL ANGLE GONIAL ANGLE CANTHAL TILT

 №95144

>>95075
They should all be brutally executed

 №95322

this is the only place on earth where robots can finally be at piece incels.is is a forum and i dont like accounts and theres other sites but i frankly dont care because they probably have no users

 №95416

Inceldom is dead dumbass. its been dead for at least 4 years.

 №95417

>>95322
.is at least doesn't have sexhavers and foids

 №95475

>>95416
more men are sexless than ever nigga


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 №95472[Reply]

I am basically hopeless when it comes to making friends. I don’t even care about finding a girlfriend or whatever. I just wish I had someone at all to talk to. I’ve been deprived of any true friends for the past 9 years. I try to make friends, so it’s not a failure on my part. It’s just, no one ever cares enough to get back with me. I know I’m whining at this point, but I just don’t know what to do. I feel hopeless and like I was not made to enjoy the basic necessities that humans need to thrive. I don’t want to be tossed away to the margins of society and forgotten, I want to have someone who will remember me.

 №95474

I’m a lonely faggot too, but I’ve managed to get two friends who can tolerate my presence. There are people out there who can tolerate you, but don't expect them to come looking for you. You have to swallow your pride and do all the legwork yourself, because that's just how things work in our hyper-socialized soul-crushing niggerhell of a world.


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 №95168[Reply]

How tf can i socialice and make friend/ get a gf im lonely af w no frens fml

 №95351

we are are friendless and lonely here nuwizard

 №95358

stop being a neet

 №95363

>>95168 (OP)
Find people around where you are and casually converse with them until they know you well enough to be friends

 №95426

Idk, I never had difficulties doing so

 №95438

find someone as miserable as you


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 №94576[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

Hey 'teens, as you might have deduced from the title, I've come here looking for anyone knowledgeable in either spheres of semen retention, PE, or even general esoteric knowledge to guide me to the right path. I've been practicing retention since late January of this year, have had some slipups, but the longest streak I've had lasted 140 days and I'm about to hit the two month mark of my current streak. I told myself I would no longer look at porn or any erotic imagery after my last failing, but since then I've been learning of PE and have practiced some techniques. I haven't practiced it long enough to conclude if it's effective, but I have noticed the increased blood flow in the area. My issue comes with wondering whether or not the principles of PE go against my retention, as while it is theoretically possible to regularly consume porn and even fap while retaining, I suspect that it may reduce the potency of the retention. I've been using erotic imagery to gain erections for whenever I need it for the penis exercises, but I do worry that this can devolve into lust that eventually culminates into wasting my seed.
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There is also the concern of what mechanics and functions are used by retention to give us the benefits of it. In particular, one theory I've heard is that due to the buildup of semen transforming into energy, if you trigger a lustful reaction then your body is signaled to produce sexual fluids. However, it's being wasted unless you're intending to impregnate a woman, so even if you don't release your seed, your body spent energy creating fluids it didn't need, then it will try to salvage that energy back after the fact, but for the same reason that we only obtain a fraction of the energy from eating another being in the food chain, our body only salvages a fraction of the energy back. The other philosophy I've heard of regarding the functions of retention is that the semen 'elevates' every month of successful retention on your astrological moon cycle, which seems to imply it doesn't matter how much lust you hold as long as the seed is held successfully. As intrigued as I am by astrology, I'm still on the fence of believing it since I have no clue what functions it would be asserted through, but this theory is interesting.
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The other concern I have is the psychological one; why do I practice PE? Why do I want a larger penis? Is it driven purely by lust (even thoughPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 №95003

>>94920
Sorry for the late reply. I tried sleeping earlier last night, ended up still sleeping at the same time despite laying in bed for hours, then had to go to work early. I hope I don't make any dumb typos or forget crucial details because of lack of sleep.
>So you say that one's genetic part of personality at birth is affected by positions of all celestial bodies?
I didn't say that, but you must know me really well because this is pretty close to a theory I have. Assuming astrology does correlate to personality and psychology, then yes, it would only make sense for it to affect how genes are expressed via the principles of physiognomy. However, astrology is not the full story, but simply the element that is highest in the hierarchy of my theory. My theory is that the physical expression of the mind and body are determined by the factors in this order from most influential to least: astrological positions, genetics (including biological race and sex), hormones (including diet), and lastly the social environment and material circumstance.
>for example in the past these positions were used to encode dates as it's perfectly reliable, restorable and cannot be hidden or falsified. Some of these helped to uncover falsifications in history (not accepted in mainstream doe)
This completely slipped my mind, but you're right that this is one very practical use of astrology. Keep in mind that the practice of determining personality from astrology still goes back though, so that remains a question of why this was conceived by ancient people.
>Also it reminded me of the fact that moon's position affects animals on Earth. Slight effect from moon on one's development during first days of life is possible
That's an interesting connection that I didn't realize. Another connection we can make is the fact that the moon cycles affect how animals behave, which is a result of how or what the animal is feeling, thus the moon affects the animal's emotions (even doe DA SOYENCE debates whether or not animals have conscious and emotions). This is the same for astrology, as the moon sign determines how one feels and expresses emotion and feeling.
>doe I'm skeptical about other bodies influencing something specific - in this case people born same tiPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 №95004

>>94920
>>95003
<Wrote too much snca that it had to be two reppeys again
>Descriptions of gods, events etc seem to me like metaphors to encrypt something and ward off midwits who don't deserve it.
I wouldn't quite say that, but rather, I think religion as a tool was developed by the philosophers and intellectuals for the exact purpose of delivering understanding to normies through metaphor and symbols. Gnosticism is unique in its approach in that it labels the majority of people as worthless hylics that only exist as part of the demiurge's conspiracy to bring those with souls back down to the prison planet, but besides that, I think most religions exist to appeal exactly to what Gnostics would call a hylic, as they realize these people are still human and have conscious and souls, but they lack the ability or circumstances to figure out the meaning of everything by themselves. Either that or, like you said, it's used for power and the interest of that specific society, like in the case of pisslam, but I have to admit even they produced some good philosophy, including physiognomic work.
>It's difficult to separate one from the other and extract something meaningful but still possible.
The key is simply to be self aware and look beyond the arbitrary restrictions. Some people reading this surely won't understand this yet, and I wouldn't have either, but the idea of god as a character, the man in the sky that watches over everyone and intervenes only sometimes, is silly. God encompasses everything and we are experiencing it right now. We are part of God; all of us are miniscule fractions of the entirety of consciousness that makes up God. Another way I've seen it worded is that we are consciousness experiencing itself, but of course, we are not the entirety of God, but we make up God, as we are a piece of it. Since we aren't God in whole, we lack all knowledge and the full scope of everything, so everything we perceive isn't real in that sense, as we aren't fully conceiving what things are. If you want value from religion, then you have to read between the lines. Don't look to the authority of doctrine for truth, just read what was written and think with this awarenessPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>>95003
>position of bodies relative to person
still skeptical about that because children born roughly same time in same birthhouse (or even same minute) don't always have same personalities
>twins
good topic, the fact that twins can have different personalities proves that genetics only don't determine it.
>>95004
>for the exact purpose of delivering understanding to normies through metaphor and symbols
it's a bad way of education in my opinion, it's distorted and not full. To properly progress one should understand exactly how things work, not just learn by heart some snca metaphors which he doesn't understand himself and hence can't use.
>the idea of god as a character, the man in the sky that watches over everyone and intervenes only sometimes, is silly. God encompasses everything and we are experiencing it right now. We are part of God; all of us are miniscule fractions of the entirety of consciousness that makes up God. Another way I've seen it worded is that we are consciousness experiencing itself, but of course, we are not the entirety of God, but we make up God, as we are a piece of it.
That's a precise description indeed, I agree with you as I had understanding of God similar to yours even before we started talking.
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>>95064
>still skeptical about that because children born roughly same time in same birthhouse (or even same minute) don't always have same personalities
Understandable, but I believe that difference is caused by the nurture aspect of it. As I explained, the children could be hanging around different people and that influences them differently. Different media, topics, concepts, and everything relating to the environment will differentiate them, which will be further exasperated the longer time goes on and they're adapting more to their different environments. The parents could also treat them differently due to differently developing interests and resulting behavior, creating a feedback loop and further cementing them down a different path from the other.
>>for the exact purpose of delivering understanding to normies through metaphor and symbols
>it's a bad way of education in my opinion, it's distorted and not full. To properly progress one should understand exactly how things work, not just learn by heart some snca metaphors which he doesn't understand himself and hence can't use.
I probably didn't explain it well enough, but what I mean is that you would have the visionaries, the founders of religion, be the ones exploring the world abstractly and processing it through their mind. They had to do this almost entirely, if not fully independently and gained this knowledge simply from effort of thought and experience. When the visionary wants to share this, he will create metaphors and allegories for those whom haven't reached his state to understand and possibly reach his level of knowledge. The metaphors and parables put these abstract ideas into more literal terms, often through analogy, which is greatly helpful for common people to see the truth. Often though, if a religion becomes a major institution and starts handling a lot of practical matters, while those core values and lessons remain and they still serve this fundamentally good purpose, they also will end up developing the very literal and unnecessary drivel. This happens often because the people running the organization are themselves not fully enlightened and take some things literally, but are abstract to a degree that they can still conceptualize theories and ideas, hence when someone LITERAPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>>95119
>is caused by the nurture aspect of it
It's almost impossible to prove or disprove this so I prefer not to believe in such things but not completely deny it either
>religion becomes a major institution and starts handling a lot of practical matters, while those core values and lessons remain and they still serve this fundamentally good purpose, they also will end up developing the very literal and unnecessary drivel.
Here's a thing about christianity you probably haven't heard. It wasn't intended by Jesus to be an organization with hierarchy. He just educated people and then sent them to educate others. By turning this horizontal structure into an organization with hierarchy it becomes prone to corruption. Now the churches justify it by referencing some verses and saying "apostles founded the church and its hierarchy thus we have right to act in name of Jesus" but that's not true, they're twisting sense of these verses and taking them out of context for this purpose.
>This isn't to say I think a separation of church and state or religion and government is good at all
I think faith should not only be separated from state but also from any hierarchies making it a horizontal thing primarily preserved within families
>Could you elaborate?
I haven't noticed any differences with your explanation of who God is. Jesus is not Almighty incarnate (he's incompatible with fitting inside a human body) but one of angels. I should add that purpose of his creations and experiments is to research the properties of world he appeared in.

 №95435

up or something


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 №95127[Reply]

>blah blah blah my life sucks
<Deworm.

Ok how.

How do i know if i have worms is there an exact way to know?

How do i get dewormer that is sure to work and wont kill me if i use it wrongly? (im retarded)

How do i get it for a good cost
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 №95239

>>95127 (OP)
and for questions in OP
>How do i know if i have worms is there an exact way to know?
either do a lab stool test (which gives LOTS of false negatives) or observe yourself for this:
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Stomach problems, such as constipation, bloating, being gassy, diarrhea, bleeding, poop floating, tiny worm particles(they look like tiny pieces of cheese or rice) in poop
Itching in butthole, especially at night
Mental illnesses, such as schizophrenia, autism, alzheimer's, Anxiety or depression
Having addictions
Sugar cravings, and having a general increased appetite and hunger
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 №95240

>>95211
Water fasting means you only drink water, not that you abstain from drinking it.

 №95386

>>95239
i have enough of these to be concerned

>enema
ive given myself an enema a few times a long long time ago so im used to it (gut issues) but i probably wont
>get human or other mammal dewormers in a pharmacy or a vet shop. these are designed to be safe and not to cause any side effects. I can help you count the dosage if you want
do you know what its called (afraid of getting some shitty dewormer and it either not working or killing me) and mainly can i find it on amazon or some other online store
>>95240
im sorry for being a retard, i may try this cause why not

 №95388

also if you have put magnesium or if you have electrolyte pills in your water, since that can actually hurt your body if youre without them for a day or so.

 №95389

during fasting

 №95434

>>95386
ivermectin, albendazole, pyrantel, praziquantel, fenbendazole are good ones, better if combined. check the % when buying to make sure the dosage will be enough.
ivermectin: 200-300 mg, you can take more up to 1-1.5 g (it won't cause side effects, you'll just waste that extra volume since 200-300 mg will be enough for it to work)
fenbendazole: 250-500 mg, same as ivermectin you can take more up to 1-2 g but with no improvements
you can look up dosage for other ones yourself since (((they))) drive propaganda mainly against iverm and fen
also fenbendazole can be included in form of precursors which transform into it inside organism. conversion rate is around 30-50% so account for that and take more
>amazon
you can possibly get fake meds, always check the seller's trustworthiness


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 №95402[Reply]

Im trying to undereat/starve

But, i have somehow gained 2 pounds. How?
I have had sub 1100 calories daily for the past 3 days (for the past 2 weeks it was been from 1000 calories to around 1900 on which i am reccomeded to have 2100)

 №95406

>>95402 (OP)
you ate more than that or you are super short and inactive

 №95408

Were similar, I've been eating 1,200 and maintained for the past 6 days… You can use this website to find out how much you should eat to lose weight https://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html

 №95414

when you eat very little, like less than 2/3rds of your recommended intake your metabolism slows down immensely. conversely I was losing weight when my daily intake was around 3000

 №95423

Your weight won't linearly drop every day unless you don't put anything into it including liquid.

 №95432

>>95414
this, and you should also work out. it's slow but steady


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 №95301[Reply]

am i weird for hugging a pillow while imaging its my girlfriend

 №95302

you are a gigger for doing it

 №95339

euribodlo doesing dis doe

 №95341

this is what no pussy does to us
it's ok

 №95343

Yes, and you should kill yourself for it

 №95364

this but I use a blanket and imagine it's my wife instead

 №95425

This but I imagine the pillow is op and I rape it


 №94481[Reply]

k-dst won, keep crying rivers radio x pooners

 №94687

San Andreas is goyslop, anyway

 №94690

>>94687
aryan city won, also has a white protagonist

 №95391

Shiieeet they play this song too much in muh fuggen retail store

 №95412

>>94690
cj is honorary spiritual aryan


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 №94908[Reply]

Blue collar jobs are ass and retarded + nigger and its another method to have you get controlled by jews.

>oh well you got soft hands boy, you need to work them or however your joints and body will decay by 45

Fuck that jewish kike nigger esl tranny kike goyjob shit

>University is for sheep, trade school is better work smarter not harder or however I am actually the one actually working harder and not smarter

Blue collar jobs will make you into a slave. The whole work with your hands idea is an amerimutt goy bait plotted by jews and billionaires.

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 №95349

>>94908 (OP)
you do realise that trades like electricians and plumbers actually have a fair amount of overlap with certain STEM subjects and can be considered a discipline on their own right? Its not like your digging trenches for 9 hours a day. You sound like an ignorant faggot who knows nothing about tradies

 №95387

>>95245
>dnr lil nigga have fun with your broken, unattractive body

Don’t worry about that. I’ll still have a healthy, youthful body, unlike you. While you’re destroying yourself both mentally and physically by studying for hours, I’ll work as an engineer and have a happy life with more money.

 №95397

>>95262
Then become Jewish it's that easy.

 №95398

>>95256
Leave them be; they are filthy heretics who refuse to accept God's chosen people.

 №95399

>>94908 (OP)
nigga someone needs to do manual labor jobs for the world to run, what are youi niggering on about DA JOOOOZ, i dont understand
But its a choice, if you dont think manual labor jobs fit you thats fine. It doesnt fit me too, im physically very weak and skinny so i wouldnt do it

 №95400

>you should really be crimemaxxing and businessmaxxing, scamming, stealing, B2B preselling and running off with the money, debtmaxxing and fleeing the country, etc basically act like a fucking jew to get rich today

This is true, my name is ranjeet mukesh and im from the slums of mumbai, but through scamming stupid cumskins gift cards, ive become richer than all of you fags combined


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 №95359[Reply]

how do you guys deal with cry bullies

 №95360

>>95359 (OP)
Fuck that nigga Jason Arday

 №95370

just ignore them and stop caring about how they feel or how they'll react

 №95394

>>95359 (OP)
Don't go after the specific annoying trannies who bothered you, but bother all trannies at once with subtle shit. If you're English, just put an English flag sticker at the back of your car. If you're American, a MAGA sign (even if you don't support Trump, it generates passive seethe) or a Confederate symbol, depending on where you are. Stuff like that that's easy to defend if you're confronted. Unless you're not talking like political/social stuff, which I'm guessing you are because crybullying is a characteristically progressive habitait.

 №95395

>>95394
HABIT* I dont even know how my keyboard did dat


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 №95383[Reply]

Death to university and college employees who don't respond

 №95384

bro is STILL at it

 №95393

They did this to me at The College of New Jersey they only replied with automated emails with snca information about the college's rankings


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 №95350[Reply]

>posts from soot era
oh no no no, is /r9k/ really that dead?

 №95352

archive nigga

 №95366

>>95350 (OP)
why would they need to change it and the mods could just edit the message


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 №94847[Reply]

Love and affection from AI chatbots
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 №95186

>Love and affection from AI chatbots
AI is for jeets and other subhumans, if you can spin the apple and have conversations with your own servitor there is no need for goyim-tech.

 №95188

I messed around with it, I get the appeal but the AI starts forgetting stuff you say to it and having to describe things in detail is annoying. Maybe one day.

 №95287

>>95186
Tulpas are nice too

 №95336

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>if you feel something from ai chatbots you need help
<Unoriginal content

 №95346

>>95336
This except you deserve to be raped and killed and it's said by a giga.

 №95365

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>>95186
bharat will use ai to become superpower bloody benchod bitch bastard madarchod
i will die you dalit pakistani cumskin chink


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