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Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 06:26:20 №97557 [Reply]

How do I lose weight without starving
>starving yourself will make you skinnyfat o algo
true but I don't know anything else that works I have a really slow metabolism
<reddit space
Inter-minute fasting worked for a bit but I peaked and stopped growing and my metabolism slowed

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Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 02:44:19 №97923

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>>97557 (OP)
no such thing as "metabolism" the way youre describing it; you need X ammount of calories and if you eat less than that you lose weight. get into calisthenics while starving yourself to build muscle mass. doing a routine as simple as this one can show results fast, (relatively speaking ofcourse), once you get used to it you can increase the amount of activity. alternatively you can just do the calisthenics while on a deficit and skip the starving but thats not as fun

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 09:24:12 №97953

>>97880
how would you explain slim people who can't gain any mass even if they want to?

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 09:43:26 №97955

The only way that truly works for me is to go on a modest calorie deficit. I can't exercise or crash diet my way out of it.

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 21:37:05 №98008

walk

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 00:53:24 №98031

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>How do I lose weight
>I peaked and stopped growing

Chud 09/12/26 (Sat) 23:33:02 №98240

if you don't feel like going to the gym all the time go on long walks, it's very fun wholesomeheart

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Chud 09/12/26 (Sat) 17:49:33 №98201 [Reply]

"yeah I believe in womens rights… a womans right to remain silent! bahahahhahah!"

Chud 09/12/26 (Sat) 17:52:46 №98203

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I've been saying this. White Sharia now

Chud 09/12/26 (Sat) 19:13:56 №98213

>>98201 (OP)
>>98203
Yikes sweaty why are you so heckin misogynistic

Chud 09/12/26 (Sat) 19:16:41 №98214

>>98213
Hey body I LOVE women… just not what they got to say!!! HAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

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Chud 09/12/26 (Sat) 12:25:07 №98171 [Reply]

>lying about my situation for reppies

Chud 09/12/26 (Sat) 15:28:14 №98178

giga.png

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Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 19:43:54 №98102 [Reply]

Boy i sure hope this place isnt full of simps, trannies and foids like 4cucks r9k

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 20:29:35 №98108

you know what i hope
i hope you die
fuck you

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 21:05:11 №98112

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>98108
>you know what i hope
>i hope you die
>fuck yo….ACKKKKKKK

Chud 09/12/26 (Sat) 06:08:51 №98146

>simps
you get a few people who would like to have gfs but nothing else really

>trannies and foids
There's lots of pooners doe

Chud 09/12/26 (Sat) 06:09:25 №98147

>>98146
nophono has a gf

Chud 09/12/26 (Sat) 10:25:36 №98160

Its a shame how many trannies this board has. Theyre probably just baiting but a solid 50% of posts are brimstone like "how do i stop gooning to trannies" or "im about to troon out"

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Question Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 19:39:59 №98101 [Reply]

Why do people think fag are feminine when there is literally masculine fags , not every fag is feminine and has a feminine traits

Chud 09/12/26 (Sat) 01:27:42 №98125

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my testosterone is so high everyone looks feminine to me

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Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 07:35:18 №98054 [Reply]

google

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 07:37:06 №98055

That's rare!

Chud 09/12/26 (Sat) 01:13:14 №98123

Rare

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Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 14:41:12 №98076 [Reply]

how 2 get rich easy?

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 15:37:07 №98086

rob bank trucks

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 19:06:27 №98098

Its all a matter of risk vs reward. The more reliable ways of making money make less and are slower, as in, working a job. For good pay, work a trade or go to uni for a maths heavy degree, if you dont give a shit do something like economics or accounting.

Entrepreneurship is one step up. Has a lot of risk, and you need some starting capital and an actually good idea for what youre going to do.

Anything faster is probably illegal. Drug dealing or robbery. If you are homeless or something its worth a try maybe but otherwise theres too much to lose

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 19:50:02 №98103

write fantasy books for women. you don't even need coherent writing skills or whatever the fuck. if you've roleplayed at one point you'd know what gets them leaking. also charge them for 50 bucks or something lmao.

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 20:29:16 №98107

>easy

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Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 14:33:38 №97670 [Reply]

you are all subhuman retarded niggers who will do nothing with their lives and deserve to be thrown off a building one by one
no arrow because im the shotgun

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Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 14:43:37 №97675

>>97673
Thats valid, normally I see these posts made by niggers that are otherwise on other boards and see /r9k/ as lesser. I'm only here because uni hasn't started yet and I'm quitting when that starts in 2 weeks

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 21:53:31 №97698

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true. I only deserve death

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 21:57:41 №97702

youre wrong

Chud 09/09/26 (Wed) 01:37:46 №97738

>>97698
see this guy gets it

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 08:30:46 №97950

I agree with this.

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 18:29:21 №98097

funny how theres more people agreeing with this than trying to refute it

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Chud 09/09/26 (Wed) 22:45:00 №97884 [Reply]

sometimes girls as a concept doesnt feel real

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 23:21:17 №98117

I wonder if girls even understand anything that happens in a movie if they watch it alone. They just don't exist when other people aren't around man

Chud 09/12/26 (Sat) 00:05:18 №98120

/i9k/
<UNOREGANO??? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

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Chud 09/09/26 (Wed) 00:01:04 №97719 [Reply]

Who else has given up on trying to get a GF?
Tbh, I never really tried, so in the strictest sense I cannot really be giving up.
But I am just not bothering to talk to girls. I like my own company better. The girl who liked me in middle school is the true love of my life and I will never have another.

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Chud 09/09/26 (Wed) 17:55:37 №97847

>>97719 (OP)
I never really tried either. Once in a while a girl/woman comes along who seems to like me. The next time that happens I'll make a move but I'm not actively seeking it out. Men and women just seem to hate each other these days. Why would you date or approach someone who may secretly hate you? It doesn't make sense. If these were pre-COVID times, sure, I'd be more open to trying. I just don't see the point in complimenting or giving things to somebody that might just hate me. I've heard all the stories about men approaching women respectfully at bars and them just getting humiliated. I will never let that happen to me. If they like me they can tell me. Otherwise, I'm just going to sit it out.
>The girl who liked me in middle school is the true love of my life and I will never have another.
TSMT.

Chud 09/09/26 (Wed) 21:14:33 №97876

>Sweetheart and spaceboy

Marge isn't sweetheart abusive to spaceboy doebeit most teens would probably want a abusive girlfriend

Chud 09/09/26 (Wed) 21:22:27 №97877

I've never been interested in being in a relationship, I think I'm too retarded to maintain it plus I'm a lazy fuck, I've had a few crushes but never felt the urge to confess to them or anything.

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 02:59:34 №97927

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I have over 80k followers on the 'tok
When is it my turn for some bpdemon gold digger to take advantage of me

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 05:16:59 №97934

>>97847
Exactly this. It's sad too because bars, parties, clubs, and just third spaces in general I feel aren't worth going to for relationship prospects.

Like all the uncs that I know all talk about going to clubs and whatnot to score, and I don't want to just have a one night stand with some random chick, or a relationship that's gonna last 6 months. I, and I'm sure most of you nusoipoopas, want an actual intimate relationship not some bullshit. But it's so hard with the 'tok and social media shit.

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 15:45:30 №98089

>>97927
famous bro

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Chud 09/09/26 (Wed) 23:24:26 №97886 [Reply]

I am currently in a mall, had to walk for over an hour to be here, so i could avoid having to celebrate my "dad"'s birthday due to how much he has hurt me throughout my life.
I'm sure it's too late for cake time, signing the card, giving the gift and singing or even wishing any happy birthdays but should i have the mercy and grace to go to the birthday soon or should I stay here until the mall closes?

Chud 09/09/26 (Wed) 23:38:19 №97889

What has caused you to have so much disdain for your father?
>"dad"
Do you call him this because he's not your biological father or is it because he's a bad father?

Chud 09/09/26 (Wed) 23:53:48 №97890

Is that the mall of amerima

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 00:13:46 №97892

>>97889
He hurt me when i was a kid, taught me about sex too young, even giving me disturbing demonstrations on certain things, he would bully me, he's still trying to control my life and he has the tendancy to try to gaslight me into believing that i am the problem without accepting any fault for his actions.
And that's not even all of it and that's me putting it lightly.
>>97890
Edmonton Mall, but that's not where i am, i simply looked up "mall" and that was the first image to appear.

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 15:41:41 №98087

EdmontonGQD, I was there last weekend

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 15:44:18 №98088

>>97892
nevermind
<Unoriginal content!

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Fuck christianity Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 02:01:41 №97917 [Reply]

I keep seeing the following phrases: "It's based and christpilled" "Muh repent to braindead skydaddy"

how there are so many "far right" nazi's who act as if kike jesus was not a jew who wouldn't smite them for their beliefs towards israel.

Just read this verse

: 1 Samuel 15 "Samuel said to Saul, “I am the one the Lord sent to anoint you king over his people Israel; so listen now to the message from the Lord. 2 This is what the Lord Almighty says: ‘I will punish the Amalekites for what they did to Israel when they waylaid them as they came up from Egypt. 3 Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy[a] all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.’”"

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 02:09:10 №97920

You're a fucking retard. The Bible is not referring to the modern state of Israel when it mentions Israel. Jesus chose twelve apostles to mirror the twelve tribes of ancient Israel, which establishes the church as the New Israel.

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 02:15:12 №97921

>>97920

Retard? How? Find the difference between Modern israel and ancient israel? It's funny how you can't even fucking read a single thing that has been said in the following verse:

Jesus's argument: "Because the baby and child amalekites are related to their ancestors who were aggressive towards israelites ages ago, they are therefore evil… why? because they were related to amalekites" You would have to be severely inbred to not see the epistemic error in what jesus is saying, neverless the fact that jesus is a kike worshipper and you are an apologist for that kike worshipper. Kill urself immediately

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 17:37:04 №97996

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>>>97920
>
>Retard? How? Find the difference between Modern israel and ancient israel? It's funny how you can't even fucking read a single thing that has been said in the following verse:
>
>Jesus's argument: "Because the baby and child amalekites are related to their ancestors who were aggressive towards israelites ages ago, they are therefore evil… why? because they were related to amalekites" You would have to be severely inbred to not see the epistemic error in what jesus is saying, neverless the fact that jesus is a kike worshipper and you are an apologist for that kike worshipper. Kill urself immediately
<unorgino

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 18:43:25 №98000

ive read the whole bible and yes its very jewish

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 18:51:20 №98001

100 atheists vs understanding scripture.

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 15:08:46 №98082

>>97921
Geg

>Find the difference between Modern israel and ancient israel
The modern state of Israel is a nation state made up of mostly ethnic jews that was established in 1948 while the Israel in the Bible refers to Jacob who changed his name to Israel and his 12 sons created the 12 tribes of Israel. Later the nation split into the tribe of Judah and the tribe of Israel. While God did choose Israel, it wasn't only made up of the tribe of Judah (which Jews descend from) but also many other tribes.

Now, 1 Samuel 15:3 is not a nice verse, sure, but Jesus NEVER said that, because 1 Samuel is a book from the Old Testament which was before Jesus was born. I mean unless you mean Jesus as a second person in the trinity but then why didn't you just say God? This makes me think you just don't know what you are talking about or you are purposefully misguiding people. The Amalekites had a lot of time to repent and change their ways but they were being repeatedly hostile and rebelled against God. But sure, God hates the non-Jews so much that he died for them and will forgive them if they repent.

Also, if the Amalekites were changed to "niggers" and Israel to idk "The Aryan race" some chuds would start clapping and would call it keyed.

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Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 23:35:31 №98023 [Reply]

Sometimes I realize how sad my situation really is. I was talking with some people at my college that I was relatively friendly with, we talk with eachother in our classes and they genuinely like my presence. I remember them commenting on how I'm basically the odd one out of the 4 of us, nobody seems to really know who I am or any of my interests. Someone even asked if I just transferred to the college(I hadn't, I've been here for 2 years). They asked me if I had any friends here and I told them I didn't. They asked who I talked with and I mentioned talking online. I told them my online friendships are deeper than my irl ones and one of them said that was sad. And it really is. I have 6 contacts on my phone, half of those are family members.

The worst part is that these aren't your archetypal chads. These people were also nerds, probably spergs or some other mental condition. And even they have actual friends and connections, the least contacts one of them had was 50. I'm completely incapable of establishing actual human connections. I can joke around with people for a few hours but I can never form long term relationships. I just don't get it. Where do they all get the time for it? All the interaction they seem to have. It's like there's some secret social club everyone else is in that I just have no clue exists.

I think I have mostly come to peace with this. I've accepted that I'm not really capable of having social relations and at this point I don't care. I'm happy alone and I simply lack the energy to maintain long term relationships. I've looked into potential having schizoid personality disorder, a lot of my behavior aligns well with it. I vastly prefer interaction online, I'm just not built to have irl friends.

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Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 02:03:17 №98033

>>98023 (OP)
> I've looked into potential having schizoid personality disorder
This is not a real disorder. It's just a collection of symptoms that were grouped together and labeled as a disease.

Honestly I'm the same way. The main cause is probably just how you were raised. Kids who have absentee/neglectful parents learn at an early age to be independent, and to avoid forming bonds that would make them rely on another person. Which as an adult produces behavior that looks extremely closed off, and makes a person emotionally detached from the people around them.

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 02:50:15 №98040

>>98029
with the bench situation they laughed at you because you asked their permission. if you'd just sit down without a word they wouldn't percieve you as a submissive loser.
>>98033
somehow sharty attracts this kind of people

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 10:55:15 №98069

>>98033
My parents weren't the most neglectful but yeah they weren't that great. They were pretty old when they had me so they lacked the energy to raise me a lot, my dad was always at work and my mom got annoyed with me easily. They never harmed me but I did spend a disturbing long portion of my childhood alone. It got even worse as I grew older, my parents were even more exhausted now and I had become an incredibly private and reserved person who didn't like interacting with them. I've noticed that I just lack the same desire for social popularity that other people have. I don't want to bother with constantly messaging people, I don't want to use instagoy to post all about my life, I just don't really feel like I can connect with people. At this point I'm not sure if I even want to

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 14:17:37 №98074

>>98040
it was cucked but im a people-pleaser and a pussy-whipped faggot because im still insecure and all that

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 14:18:02 №98075

>>98030
painfully avg and 5'10

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 14:45:09 №98077

>>98075
Then you weren't hopeless

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Chud 08/30/26 (Sun) 10:37:34 №96610 [Reply]

fucking dudes is kinda hot ngl

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Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 17:48:38 №97606

>>97605
nusoi you're supposed to do it like this

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 11:05:02 №97655

>>97604
Nusois can't supersage

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 12:18:50 №97659

no, just no. fag

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 07:11:39 №97944

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YAOI WON
YAOI WINS
YAOI WILL WIN

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 17:18:50 №98094

>>97604
where? and dont say xitter or insta or tiktok or a snca 'rty splinter

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 19:28:14 №98100

Nigger Nigger
>unoriginal content

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Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:22:13 №97648 [Reply]

What do you think is the reason for why this world is so awful?

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Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 01:26:20 №97910

>>97728
This is what Christians have to say: https://www.gotquestions.org/God-allow-evil.html

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 01:44:59 №97914

The world is awful because natural selection does not exist any more.
Now retardation is a common occurence, whereas in the older world they would die as a natural consequence of being a retard.

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 12:58:08 №97972

>>97728
>if God real then… why bad thing happen?
No way we got actual soyboys on the 'arty, JSID.

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 16:50:04 №97990

>>97914
I've been watching police bodycam footage on die 'tube for gegs recently. 9/10 the people causing a massive fuss are spic or niggers, and if its a white person, it tends to be a woman. It is incredibly rare to find a white man committing a crime without drugs, alcohol or mental illness being involved.

I wish the police would be more violent everywhere. If they refuse to comply, and keep screeching "I KNOW MY RIGHTS" (they never do btw), or struggle against police or even swear at them, I want at a minimum tazers being used. In what world is it a good idea to start cussing out someone while being arrested? The police should be allowed to use force if the criminal does not comply after a warning.

Capital punishment being brought back could be a good idea too. Public might be for the best. Teaches a lesson to people real quick that murdering or raping people is not a good idea to see a nigger hanging.

I don't think its the retards doing it. The one video I saw of an actual schizo was that he was hearing voices and pulled a chainsaw out and nearly hurt his father. He didn't comply with the police but he just stood there until they managed to get the chainsaw off him. The retards don't need police really, just mental asylums to keep them looked after properly.

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 17:25:01 №97995

>>97909
Jews are god's chosen people and unironically the nietzschean ubermench race

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 10:39:34 №98067

^Unoriginal content! You have been muted for 8 seconds.
Tsmt
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