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 β„–90574[Reply]

Nothing would leave me for fulfilled and satisfied in life than dancing with a girl. The thought of just getting lost in a young girls eyes whilst moving in tandem - willingly and longingly - makes me want to weep. Gripping her hands and swaying about with chemical sparks of what makes up love practically shooting off in any and all direction like a firework. There's something so warped and wrong in the fact that I cannot, and likely will not be ever able to do this. I've been to a singular school dance in my entire life, and I spent the three hours alone sulking in the corner of the venue, all short-lived attempts at getting into the large wealth of students dancing in the center being rejected by my own embarrassment. I have so much love to give and no-one to give it to. Kill me now.
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 β„–90907

Just plain cringe.
And what will you do after you dance with some mentally stunted bitch?

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>>90574 (OP)
dancecuck lmao

 β„–90983

I hope you know this is incredibly sweet and a lot of women, as from what ive seen, yearn for you. Please just put yourself out there dear, okay? I believe in u

 β„–90990

Bro is a pedophile

 β„–92107

>Nothing would leave me for fulfilled and satisfied in life than dancing with a girl. The thought of just getting lost in a young girls eyes whilst moving in tandem - willingly and longingly - makes me want to weep. Gripping her hands and swaying about with chemical sparks of what makes up love practically shooting off in any and all direction like a firework. There's something so warped and wrong in the fact that I cannot, and likely will not be ever able to do this. I've been to a singular school dance in my entire life, and I spent the three hours alone sulking in the corner of the venue, all short-lived attempts at getting into the large wealth of students dancing in the center being rejected by my own embarrassment. I have so much love to give and no-one to give it to. Kill me now.
<Unoriginal content kys now

 β„–92114

>>92107
geggyrald



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 β„–92042[Reply]

hi /r9k/ tell me about your day
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 β„–92087

I need to take a poop but I don't want to go to the bathroom

 β„–92088

pissign and shitting

 β„–92089

Absolute niggershit like always

 β„–92100

>>92081
You know, man, it could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.

 β„–92109

>>92088
i did this today as well, a lot of shitting and a little pissing, with some blood here and there

 β„–92111

Pace around and ruminate, there's not much else to do in this raped nigger world



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 β„–91433[Reply]

I heard bad news, my dad is planning to take my sisters (They're kids) on a vacation trip to Japan, they don't know Japan much, they just think it's le hecking wholesome and kawaii land with future shit and tranime, they don't know there's predators, creeps, 'p lovers, basically anything that makes you say OYYYYYYYY.
What do I do? How do I genuinely convince them to just go on a vacation trip to a normal country? Help me nusois, I don't want them to go to 'p land.
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>>91472
basically this

 β„–91992

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>>>91893
>i'm japanese and i'm going to rape (you) OP
NO, PLEASE NO.

 β„–92007

there are infact more pedophiles in japan than the us
that does not mean any fucking kid ever gets raped

 β„–92074

>>91433 (OP)
Just prepare beforehand then

 β„–92082

japan is genuinely one of the safest possible countries to visit relax nigger

 β„–92108

>>91434
whataboutism



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 β„–92091[Reply]

do nusois really not get hit with debilitating TFWs keeek


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 β„–92056[Reply]

Is a robowaifu too much to ask for

 β„–92075

YES NIGGER! IT'S TOO MUCH

 β„–92077

>>92075
NOT ITS NOT NIGGER. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

 β„–92086

no aryan. its not enough.

 β„–92090

>>92086
right :(
maybe i want two or three even :(
different body shapes, hair and eye color, personalities, etc



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 β„–91862[Reply]

pro tip for nusois in western europe/north america who have no money/ac and dont want to be outside in this heat: go to public libraries
>free books
>can eat your food inside
>free ac
>staff wont bother you
>free computers
>free wifi
<obligatory larp media
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>>91880
>>91876
skill issue, I've been using 4cuck and sharty on college library computers and nothing never happened

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>>91905
yeah nothing will happen but I would at least want to try and prevent my government from knowing that im an "at risk youth"

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>>91908
they know what you do on the home computer retard

 β„–91914

>>91908
aryan beasts do not fear the glownigger

 β„–92023

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i love the library. last book i borrowed was my lesbian experience with loneliness by nagata kabi

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>>92023
That is gross, unless you are a lesbian woman it is weird to watch/read lesbian content. I know this is probably bait, but just buy a book that is about a man and a woman next time.



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 β„–92052[Reply]

everypony will have a good giga summer

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Going outside it looks just like my heckin' wholesome slown burn soulfull cartoonrino. Thanks for this blessing Chadrity. All thanks to (You) I am no longer a self pitying soyfoal who whines that I can't clop with a mare on command!

 β„–92064

I am already halfway through my summer break



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 β„–92011[Reply]

Why are moids like this?

Originaaal

 β„–92030

>>92011 (OP)
>Alicia
Hang all pedophiles btw

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>>92011 (OP)
gangamstyle



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 β„–92035[Reply]

becoming a furry was one of the best decisions ive ever did 16 year old me would have called myself a weirdo but i was way more insecure back then and super unhappy considering often to take my life.

but in current times and circumstances iam way happier being open to myself and my interests.
always aprpeciate what you love and like and not what other think about it.

 β„–92040

what's your fursona?
<unoregano contenterino

 β„–92051

>>92040
its a skulldog with black fur with a negative xp shirt and black clothing mostly.
<reddit space
i also have protogen fursona which is pretty similar to the skull dog tbh..

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>>92051
>Negative xp fans are furries and black school shooters
Incelcorecacas… not like this…

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>>92053
not js listening to incelcore really i also enjoy listening to tlt smts



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 β„–91987[Reply]

What is something you believe that most people don't?
>inb4 something something foids, niggers, trannies are evil

 β„–91988

parasites make you gay

 β„–92046

Parasites make you straight

 β„–92047

parasites make you bisexual

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parasites make you asexual

 β„–92104

parasites make you type unoregano reppeys on oregano content board cause ur smooth brained nigger



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 β„–92041[Reply]

I'm addicted to caffeine and when i sit in the library reading a book after a few hours i have to go buy a monster to concentration on it again. advice?


 β„–92036[Reply]

It was me, 13 years ago. After my performance I was immediately stuffed in a locker.
I never recovered from this mistake. I’m a brony in recovery. I’m bigger now than I’ve ever been. I’m a 450 pound man who can barely walk. My life can’t get much worse.


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 β„–92028[Reply]

I hate trannies
>

 β„–92031

I don't care at all about what people do with their genitalia until it concerns other people



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 β„–91933[Reply]

It's a bit late now, but 2026 is unironically, not even as a meme, for sure this time, gonna be my fucking year.

 β„–91984

Why?
<Uncorrigated cromulence

 β„–91996

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>>91984
Cause I'm me and I'm free

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>>91996
You are an ugly loser

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>>91996
teehee

 β„–92006

>>91933 (OP)
tsmt its 2016 all over again



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 β„–91835[Reply]

Looking for jobs is one of the greatest faggot conceptions ever made. I constantly apply online than drive to whatever nigger hell I hope to work at and ask someone for an application form and if I can speak to their manager. Their dead eyes search mine and make me feel even more empty than when I first entered. The stupid fucking managers see right into my mind, I need tinfoil to conceal my noxious thoughts or otherwise they would shoot me on site, a scraping of my mind and a sharp piercing noise ensues. It's an awful experience and I would really rather just rot in my room than endure it.
<Redditnegrospace
Everyday has begun to fill me with a greater sense of dread than the last. Graduating high school has left me feeling old as I sit in my room and stare at my computer monitor, uncertain of what College will be like. I don't even want to go to college really, I don't want to do anything. I can hardly handle just existing, food lacks it's taste and video games really aren't fun anymore.
<Redditniggerspace
What scares me the most is that this is the way I'll live for the rest of my life. An empty cog in the machine going along, feeling nothing and having no connections to anyone. If I'm lucky I'll marry a blown out whore in my late twenties and have a loving heckin family. She'll be a stupid live laugh love bitch and if I have kids I could have a literal troon, faggot, or whatever brand of degenerate can be spawned. I'll live to see my hairline recede and my skin grown pale, my eyes growing more hollow with every look in the mirror. Becoming a mockery of myself by the time I'm 60. That's only if I'm lucky doe…
<Reddit mooncricket space
That's really why living seems so dull. If I don't enjoy it now I probably won't enjoy it when I reach my twenties, my thirties and so on and so forth. Youth is the only good and pure thing about this world I'll never be young again since 18 is an old mans age. Might as well blow my head off but I know it would sadden some of my family, maybe my friends. However the thought that I would live on as a traumatic impact in some of their minds fills me with a sense of immortality.
<Reddit colored space
Does anyone relate or have any solutions to this listlessness and melancholy?
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 β„–91865

>drive to whatever nigger hell I hope to work at and ask someone for an application form and if I can speak to their manager
don't do this. all it does is make you look desperate and tell employers that you cant follow instructions

 β„–91866

I sent an email to the CEO and got an interview the next day. I work in software for industrial machinery. Job searching is literally so easy

 β„–91867

>>91864
>i meant of more go out and do things
Even doe there is nothing to do, there is nowhere to go, there is nothing to be and there is no one to know. I don't have the money to do anything and all my friends are usually busy. I go out and do things with them on occasion.
>>91865
How would it show employers that you can't follow instructions. I've had friends who were hired after doing this. However it is common boomer advice so it would makes sense if it's flawed.
>>91866
Nice bait but I'm applying to minimum wage jobs, I have trade credentials that I earned in high school but I don't really want to work in the trades. Working in the trades will be the result if all else fails.

 β„–91870

>>91867
>Nice bait
Not b8 btw its true I swear to god
>I don't really want to work in the trades
What do you want to do doe

 β„–91911

>>91835 (OP)
applying for jobs is for the goyim, initiates ask their friends/acquaintances and sidestep the HR talks entirely

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>>91835 (OP)
You're only 18 and haven't gone to uni yet, trust me, it gets so much worse. You'll go to uni do a degree that has job prospects and seems like it will be fun but then you'll do your Practicum and realize that the job is actually shit and you are likely behind your peer in how they can perform the worksite tasks. But you already have spent 20k on your uni(if you get good scholarships) and you have those life goals of getting married and buying a house and getting that car you always wanted and you will postpone all of them by a decade if you decide to pick a new degree. It won't matter though because if you are lucky enough to not have your field be completely devoid of job opportunities thanks to your benefactors spending all your tax money to build a robot to do your job or import a foreigner to do it then you will find the only job opportunities are on the other side of the country and only pay half what rent is so you decide to live in your mom's basement and try and find work in the dead end town you grew up in and had alway hoped to escape. First you'll start with grey-collar work like being a bank teller or working for the state but all of those jobs will ignore you or send the same automated message that you will see hundreds of times in your future, because why should they hire you? The position is open for =+fucking high school graduates=+ but you need 5 years of experience in a field no one ever voluntarily goes into. Then you watch the months pass by and your bank account gets smaller and those milestones you made a time table for get thrown to the wind since you don't even have a job and what woman would even look at a loser that is unemployed and lives with his parents. So you decide to bite the bullet and go for blue collar unskilled labour jobs, you will probably fall for a scam since jeets realize desperate young people are even more gullible than rich old people. You apply to work stocking groceries, being a janitor, working in a restaurant or a factory but everyone looks at you and hates you because they know something you don't know about yourself. You went to a nice school, when you were there you learned about bad things like labour laws, collective bargaining, and vanguardism. You probably don't even believe in those things but you knowPost too long. Click here to view the full text.



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