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 β„–93707[Reply]

How to become less of a pussy? Today I was walking past my boss, and she said something to her boyfriend or husband or whatever sitting next to her and I jumped dude. Another one is whenever I listen to music and a song fades out and another starts to play that can also startle me. I just feel like I'm stressed and on edge 24/7, like I can't find any peace. I always worry and freak out dude I feel like this fucking stress is going to be the cause of my death. For as long as I remember There has always been this background level of anxiety. My familial relationships aren't that great either, I'm very distant and cold to my family and sometimes I feel bad but they also really stress me out and annoy me so then I feel less bad. I also just feel like I'm a very unlikable person, no matter what friend group I've ever hung around with I always feel like an outsider looking in. Like, all my friends text each other and hang out with each other but like fuck me I guess. This trailed off but I just needed to say something and this anonymous so I can speak my mind here.
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 β„–93709

Become sigma

 β„–93802

pharmaceuticals, meditation, mindfulness, exposure therapy, proper sleep, etc.

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>>93707 (OP)
you probably have some condition. ask your doctor for meds

 β„–93909

I've kinda been thinking about the same thing. I had an idea that exposing yourself to borderline traumatic levels of stress could solve it, because then everything else seems menial in comparison. but that could go wrong in a lot of ways.

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>>93707 (OP)
>i feel stressed
>i feel like an outsider
>i feel unlikeable
maybe if you took care of yourself, people would like you more. if gigachad lived in your body he would feel like you too, maybe try to change yourself for the better, put on some muscle and socialise some more. animals that arent properly socialised tend to have all these thoughts running through their heads

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all of these point to sub 5 traits developed from years of harassment and nagging from your parents and people just not caring about you in general



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 β„–93606[Reply]

I just gooned to thai ladyboys
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>>93606 (OP)
>>93611
Were you bigger than them at least?

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>>93615
im 6 inches and we were about the same I think, sissies tend to have very big dicks

 β„–93621

can't you just be happy with normal porn??

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>>93621
For a while, yeah, but I somehow end up watching sissy porn. I can’t help it

 β„–93627

get help

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>>93606 (OP)
just stop



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 β„–92172[Reply]

its my birthday today i turn 20teen!
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>>92213
u will never be a real man inject more T

>>92223
you will still be 20teen dont forget that, and it wasnt that bad actually!

>>92226
YES I AM 20 YEARS OLD, YES 67 IS STILL FUNNY.

 β„–92471

happy shartday o algo

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>>92172 (OP)
Happy Birthday, hope you spent it well.

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>>93729
i did, thanks for the late happy birthday it is still appreciated

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Happy berday saar!!

 β„–93892

api birsdey



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 β„–93461[Reply]

like if 20% of the men are fucking the top 80% of women and you're left with just the bottom 20% that are 250lbs+ nerdy, mentally ill, etc but they would fuck you are you still an incel?
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>>93539
>woahjakmaxxing

 β„–93622

Women without piercings are instantly 100% more attractive than those with them

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>>93539
>Cyberstalking women like a jeet, but it actually works
JBW is real?

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>>93549
Lucky bastard

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>>93677
thats not cyberstalking you nigger, people like it when you view their profile and engage with it. Just do it to specific women if you’re looking for a gf and they typically will talk a lot if you can hold a good conversation

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>>93685
But these are just women on the internet, so what’s the point? You already said you can’t travel to bang them, and even if you could, would you really want to travel long-distance every time? How would you ensure their loyalty if you’re nowhere near them? Surely a relationship devoid of any physicality or reasonable prospects of exclusivity is not worth expending time and effort on. What do you gain from it? What the hell is omorashi, anyway?



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 β„–93653[Reply]

im in love
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>>93756
Cause I just don’t okay? Why so many questions?

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>>93757
no its not okay you need to tell me why

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>>93938
stop self inserting as an anime girl you fucking retard

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>>93653 (OP)
whoever they may be, I hope they get impregnated by a filthy nigger with a greasy, hung BBC.

my wish only applies if they are above the aoc, btw

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>>93939
panties

 β„–93985

OP is a lolipedo do not reply to him



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 β„–93772[Reply]

healthy guide to pussy smell

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thanks i have to check which pussy smell i have now

 β„–93775

AGP gem

 β„–93801

Pussy just smells the same as ball sweat doe



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 β„–93541[Reply]

How does one cope with having a horrible voice? My voice sounds like a young kid with a throat infection. Anytime I hear it I'm filled with pure hatred for myself. I've already gone through puberty so I'm stuck with this disgusting voice that no one takes seriously. I can't raise my voice at anyone because I sound like an idiot. I can't argue with people because I just sound stupid. I try to avoid talking as much as possible and I'm severely anxious about ever speaking up. I'm pretty sure a large reason I spend most of my time online is because I can communicate through text which I vastly prefer to speaking. People at school have consistently mocked me for how I sound so much that I avoid saying anything with "ch" in it because I can't pronounce it right. I was once vcing here and someone asked "who is that guy with the weird voice".

I'm 6 feet tall but I would honestly be 5'8 if it just meant I sounded normal. I hate my life and my voice
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>>93646
>>93648
>>93649
>>93659
I'm not a pooner, maybe that site is just shit idk

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>>93692
you aren't voice raped

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>>93692
Yeah your voice sounds fine. Less faggoty than mine I think.

 β„–93718

>>93692
It sounds fine dude. A little creaky but I'm assuming that's because you don't want to wake up your parents or something.

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>>93692
nigga you don't sound weird at all

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>>93694
>>93715
>>93718
>>93743
I guess I'm a schizo then, I can't stand listening to it



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 β„–93480[Reply]

thanks women
thanks jews

 β„–93630

thanks jews
thanks women

 β„–93763

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thank you for sunshine
thank you for rain
thank you for joy
thank you for pain
its a beautiful dayayayay



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 β„–93724[Reply]

why is he so depressed? write your theories down below
no arrow
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 β„–93728

Maybe he has a serious medical condition that keeps him up at night.

 β„–93730

because he's trans

 β„–93731

How the hell is he depressed
Not been keeping up with adminfag lore

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>>>93724 (OP)
>bibisi withdrawal

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>>93724 (OP)
He was raped yesterday.

 β„–93742

maybe he just has depression dumbass



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 β„–93564[Reply]

how do i stop hating my bitch schizoid mom and letting her have the power to ruin my entire day off 1 interaction
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 β„–93585

are you the one who made the thread about like the table or something?

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>>93584
thats holy elite ball knowledge peak mentioned

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>>93564 (OP)
I hate my mom too

 β„–93665

My mother freaks out and argues over the most insignificant shit. She has done this so long I dont even care anymore.

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>>93663
Almost fell for the bait

 β„–93713

My mom is making me get a job next summer I think she hates me



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 β„–92003[Reply]

Yikerinos
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>>92025
>big tits are literal children
>>92044
kek yes this is what im talking about, foids are just so insecure men usually prefer the most honest women, overkill makeup is usually off putting for men anyways

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>>92003 (OP)
Some women and gay men just like looking like that. At some point you just have to look in the mirror. I've had some people think I was 17 and I wouldn't call the guys who slept with me pedos.

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>>92003 (OP)
Dont care. Abolish hieghtism first

 β„–93674

lmao that foid has been mid her whole life what i dont care what she has to say

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>>93674
She's a ten, bucko. Been fucking chad since high school, and you? Its over.

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>>92044
I didn't see dis reply until today, I was soyquoting from a woman's perspective o algo



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 β„–93526[Reply]

Barely 20 and I feel like I want to die. Not that I want to kill myself, but I'm wishing that I'd somehow die quicker thant it would be in a natural way. People say that your life is only starting at this point, but I feel like I lived one more before this one "started".
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>>93527
Stop giving toxic masculine, anti-feminist, patriarchal advice and go back to hustler's university you offsiter

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>>93527
>there are starving kids in africa just pick yourself up by the bootstraps dooodd

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>>93527
I get your sentiment, but it's not that simple. Having some better ameneties doesn't improve one's spirit by default.

 β„–93544

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Start smoking Natural American Spirit yellows, the best cigarette

 β„–93782

stop making these stupid whiny threads nigger

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>>93526 (OP) 2e3
get a job



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 β„–93523[Reply]

I've always had "smart autist" interests but when I get around to actually doing them I'm not actually skilled at them at all. As an example, I enjoy the game Factorio, but I've never even launched a rocket yet, and my factories can be qualified as simple at best. Same with a lot of other stuff. My iq is probably near 100, too. Basically I'm a midwit larping as a genious. Can any other soicucks relate
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 β„–93531

i can relate, i'm a retard larping as a midwit

 β„–93535

i can relate, my family thinks of me as a genius, when i was a little caca i had to get an IQ test for a mental assessment because i was angrier than the other kids. My IQ is supposedly around 125. Except im fucking retarded and cant actually do shit.

 β„–93554

>picrel reddit with this post
lol, almost poetic

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>>93523 (OP)
>>93535
Same here but maybe worse, and I think about it constantly. I’ve been trying to play HoI4 recently, and I can’t even beat the tutorial, yet I’ve always had a 4.0 GPA, and I got a 34/36 on my ACT after staying up past midnight playing Human Revolution every day for the preceding week instead of studying. School is the only thing I’ve ever been β€œgood” at, and it’s only because my OCD doesn’t let me halfass assignments as much as the normgroid retards in my classes, and the only other thing I spend my time on is zoning out while trying to play vidya

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>>93679
>thinking youre retarded because you cant play tranny larp game

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>>93679
Come on nigga you're not dumb if you got those grades. Hoi4 is an exception because it's an extremely dense game and each update they add even more bloat, I myself literally took like 1 year to grasp even the basics (though to be fair I was a preteen trying out paradox for then first time)



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 β„–93680[Reply]

Are r9kucks Aryans.. or is this a myth

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Yes as you can tell from my photo I am VERY aryan



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 β„–93711[Reply]

You know I felt like it would be gross writing this but fuck it, it's not like women would reciprocate that respect. I'm bisexual and I genuinely feel so bad for straight men. The way western women treat men utterly fucking disgusts me. They expect men to pay for the date, pay for her drinks, pay for her food, pay for her ride, plan and pay for everything. They expect men to plan, pay, and lead. They want all of the good parts of the 1950s and none of the bad. I've read so many stories of men who tried to emotionally open up to their girlfriends/wives and they reacted with disgust.

Men are expected to give women the princess treatment and how do they pay you back? Look at the shit they say online. Men are trash, I choose the bear, men aren't lonely enough, I hate men, etc. I've even heard of women saying they hate men on the date the man is paying for. Men give women everything and they treat them like crap. You're supposed to take it all with a smile.

This is how they thank you, your fathers, your grandfathers, and your great grandfathers for sheltering and providing for them. They act like men wanted to financially support women. Bullshit. Who would want that? Men do all the dirty, undesirable, physically laborious jobs in our society and have throughout all time. It is men doing shitty jobs that give us the material comfort we have in the first world.

You know, I used to feel sympathy for women. I still do, to a degree. Yes I feel bad they're weaker than us, and that they have to worry more about their safety. There are some bad men out there they have to worry about, but it's not as if there aren't any female privileges as well. My sympathy can only extend so far.

I look at women, and then I look at gay bottoms and it is night and day. Gay men unabashedly love men and masculinity, they declare it. They love men and are vocal about it. They don't talk about how much they hate tops or that they don't need tops. Gay and bisexual men are genuinely so much more pleasant than modern western women.

So yeah, I'm misogynistic. I don't give a shit. It's justified to a degree. Why give respect when it is not reciprocated? Respecting women? What a joke. You give and give and give to these people, and what do they give you? If you're a straight man, you shouldn't be homophobic. Maybe gay men disgust you, but they'd treat you a lot better than a woman would. Don't defend modern women.

 β„–93712

You're describing women who play men, which is still 99% of women these days cuz DEY AINT NEED NO MAN except for free meals and to pay for travel and shit, but I wouldn't say women are INHERENTLY evil ev&oe I still hate them

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>>93711 (OP)
>all women are the same therefore they are hypocrites

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>>93711 (OP)
You know, I can't relate to everything, but a lot of what you described happesn even in the turd world country I'm from. I hate it because I'm white, despite that, and if I move out to where people like me live, I'll still find the same treatment among women (And I'm not even ugly or undateable).
<Aryan spacing
It's gotten so bad that I can only imagine myself married in fantasies.

 β„–93733

trvthnvke but you're a faggot

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DIE! FAGGOT DIE!

KILL ALL FAGS

>If you're a straight man, you shouldn't be homophobic.

you should. soul-less nigger.
>Maybe gay men disgust you, but they'd treat you a lot better than a woman would.
go crawl back to jamal faggot. i'll have fun getting after the cute big booba'ed baptist wompa i know. get aids and die NIGGER. you black pilled mind raped little gay faggot slave, silence.

women vvon. i transheart being a vaginal slave btw
gigachad

 β„–93737

>I look at women, and then I look at gay bottoms and it is night and day.
the faggot speak is making me wince nigger. go somewhere else
>Gay men unabashedly love men and masculinity, they declare it. They love men and are vocal about it.
>faggot men love men
holy, do you have a rocket science degree perchance?
>They don't talk about how much they hate tops or that they don't need tops. Gay and bisexual men are genuinely so much more pleasant than modern western women.
wrong. you niggers haven't gone out and actually talked to women.
>bu- but ranjesh on the internet said he was rejected by this 10/10 girl or i saw a post of a BROWN woman shitting on the man she was eating with
you're probably brown yourself so i won't tell you to go out and meet a white woman, but for all the white people (not blackpilled faggots like you) white women are the most kind, soft and humble people on the planet. faggots are not the soft kind people you imagine them to be nigger. they are stinky hairy and brown neurotic retards, like you

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