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Model trains vs. Prostitutes. Which one do you think is worth the money? Chud 11/06/25 (Thu) 05:51:19 №70089 [Reply]

If your autistic I need to hear your what wisdom you will bestow upon me.

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Chud 11/06/25 (Thu) 16:38:32 №70123

I'm not autistic but model trains are kino

Chud 11/06/25 (Thu) 16:46:35 №70124

>>70089 (OP)
trains that fuel my autism

Chud 11/06/25 (Thu) 17:53:31 №70134

>trains obviously because theyre cool and you have them permanently after buying them and why would you even want a prostitute
Yeah I can't keep prostitutes as my slave so maybe it's not worth it.

Chud 11/06/25 (Thu) 17:59:13 №70135

>>70134
Put them in your basement

Chud 11/06/25 (Thu) 20:00:25 №70146

>>70089 (OP)
Create an entire model train focused micro village in your house. Do it, it's worth it and it's a beautiful sight.

Chud 11/06/25 (Thu) 20:54:01 №70153

>>70146
ive had this hairline since i was 3

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Chud 11/06/25 (Thu) 17:43:12 №70129 [Reply]

Astrofene I know you're lurking

Chud 11/06/25 (Thu) 18:16:17 №70137

we ukranians am germanic or something

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Never goon thread Chud 10/26/25 (Sun) 03:19:39 №68595 [Reply]

Didn't wanked my shit for 36 hours after relapsing after 5 days of no gooning. The way how orgasm destroyed my clarity of mind made me feel so bad, there just wasn't anything that would feel "rewarding" to me, like i did things that i like but they just didn't make me feel good as usual, every time i have a desire to jork it i remember this and my desire goes away

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Kisses 10/30/25 (Thu) 01:49:26 №69072

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>>69068
by clear logical thinking its all true, and my reply wasnt just about test but other things too

Headless Horseman 10/30/25 (Thu) 03:15:31 №69098

nevergoonGODS, how do i not goon when i already have bad insomnia, and it gets worse becuase i end up having a boner that distracts me from sleeping for hours till i goon?

Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 23:47:47 №69610

>>69098
Put your phone or computer in another room so you don't end up watching 'p

Chud 11/03/25 (Mon) 03:32:28 №69620

>>69098
take some custody over the eyes and don't let them wander. take note of the things you use to goon and destroy it. Accountability with a fellow chud also helps. if you wanna break any habit, fast and fixate the mind on a greater good when the moment comes up, since we only give up lesser ones for greater ones.

Chud 11/06/25 (Thu) 08:34:38 №70099

>>69008
most animals dont have hands to masturbate retard

Chud 11/06/25 (Thu) 17:26:38 №70128

>>70099
doesnt change the point

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Self Improvement Chud 11/05/25 (Wed) 13:27:05 №69968 [Reply]

How are (you) trying to better yourself? As stupid as it sounds, I’ve been using Omegle clones every now and then to practice talking to people. I can now hold a conversation and eye contact, even with SISAs, noticeably longer than I used to.
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I used to be insanely introverted and social awkward to the point where it was a challenge for me to order food. As my social skills have improved over the years, mostly because of school and some very helpful friends I made there, I became more confident so now I am comfortable meeting new people.
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I prefer talking to people online because you can do it in your own pace and, when you mess up or do something embarrassing, you can confidently assume that you are never going to see that person again, much less in real life, so it doesn’t really matter what you do anyways.

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Chud 11/05/25 (Wed) 16:49:24 №70005

>>69985
>>69987
Thanks. I won’t say I know that feeling because, although these thoughts and emotions have occasionally crossed my mind, I do not share them with you. I do not want to brag about my current state, and I hope you didn’t get that impression, as my writing rarely encapsulates my feelings entirely accurately meaning I still have a long way to go before I consider myself “normal” (which I hopefully will never fully reach as I hate normgroids). I truly wish you all the best and that you achieve your dreams and life goals.

Chud 11/05/25 (Wed) 17:23:13 №70008

>>69968 (OP)
I don't want to do the same thing as you do incase I see random old mens cocks

Chud 11/05/25 (Wed) 17:23:55 №70009

>>69985
Get your T levels checked and take vitamin D

Chud 11/05/25 (Wed) 22:40:44 №70054

>>69985
It is wise to not commit your energy to something that won't produce anything, motivation is built on expectations whether we like it or not. This is why self-improvement is so often described as a "cope", people cannot envision how a person could want to do something without doing it FOR the thing that happens when it's over. Why WOULD someone with bad genetics want to go to the gym, or someone with only an average intellect read books? Why would someone living in a world that is fundamentally flawed and filled with evil want to look on the bright side or seek out community? Demotivation is your brain's answer to all these kinds of questions, the problem is your brain is assuming an environment where there is some other thing you could be doing. It isn't helping you find that thing, it's just slowly, tediously removing all the joy from your life. My only advice is that you need to stop thinking that there needs to be a point, do that and you'll either find one anyway or simply enjoy doing it.

Chud 11/06/25 (Thu) 02:17:32 №70075

Just nofap and eating 2-4 eggs a day, but I was also going for walks and started saving up money and some other shit

Chud 11/06/25 (Thu) 11:08:22 №70109

By torturing myself with boredom. It hurts but its very very rewarding. My mind is clear now and i am able to think again. And because of all that i am happier.

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Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 04:53:06 №69317 [Reply]

I like GTA IV because if you aren't from the US you can feel the POV of an immigrant who is confused by the exotic culture of america

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Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 05:53:51 №69329

>>69317 (OP)
yeah its a gem

Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 06:39:13 №69498

>>69317 (OP)
vladivostok fm got me into russian music

Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 13:54:43 №69533

eyy niko its your cousin roman lets go bowling

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>>69498
I managed to mod GTA IV so i could bring back the removed songs from radios, one of them was Gruppa Krovi (gem). But i forgot that they also got Bathory, Cannibal Corpse and Sepultura in the LCHC radio (gemmy bands)

Chud 11/05/25 (Wed) 04:27:09 №69932

>>69928
Gruppa Krovi is such a good song!

Chud 11/06/25 (Thu) 08:51:51 №70104

Wrong slashy thing or something award

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Chud 10/24/25 (Fri) 14:52:49 №68471 [Reply]

How to get rich? The biggest rule in life is, you get to enjoy life if you have money, and if not you dont get to enjoy life, you experience the worst aspects of it. Being poor is the biggest source of misery not lacking a chin or whatever the delusional retarded incels say

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Chud 11/05/25 (Wed) 14:27:07 №69971

>>68767
Cuz I already have all of that, now it is the time to buy some womanz :^)

Chud 11/05/25 (Wed) 15:40:37 №69976

>>69971
Wrote like a real tranny fag

Chud 11/06/25 (Thu) 02:29:16 №70077

In the past, it was a lot more important to be competent and good at the technical details of your job. Nowadays, that can be excused if you show full effort and you're easy to get along with. but somebody with a bad attitude no matter how competent is going to get fired. The best contracts we get at my job seem to come as a result of my boss being extraverted. with how employers are replacing previously sacred white collar jobs with the Jeets, The social aspect is increasingly becoming the only avenue for lucrative contracts. I think Nick Rochefort or whatever, you know Sam Hyde's friend, is on to something when he talks about going into car sales. Inserting yourself at the point of sale like that in a high margin business is a good way to get some money. learning the business you're in and then going to make sales on it might be applicable elsewhere. Stop looking for tech support jobs. Start looking for jobs selling the tech support. sell roadside service. sell Extended Waranties for an extra charge. sell cleaning services. understand the business well enough to address the customer concerns before they bring it up and they will trust you. learn how to bring in money (sales) for these businesses. The social aspect involved in that locks out foreigners. they will never "just get it" the way you will growing up here. For now, I've just got to keep on trucking. one day i will probably try to become a broker or manage the logistics for a small to medium size business

Chud 11/06/25 (Thu) 02:29:58 №70078

>>70077
trvke o algo

Chud 11/06/25 (Thu) 02:31:05 №70079

>>70077
Ok actually read through it and its an actual trvke

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>>70079
>>70078
it was mostly just agreeing with nick rochefort but im terrible at being concise go watch some clips of him giving career advice. im having a bad time trucking. im currently in an outlaw shop working way more hours than what is legal. i might have to try rideshare ive met a guy with even more specialty cdl experience and he quit and just does that but he treats it like a trucking job and doesnt let the wheels stop rolling for as long as possible over a 14 hour shift. good luck soycacas i mostly just browse /soy/ front page briefly when loading i probably wont come back to this thread

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Chud 11/05/25 (Wed) 11:14:39 №69946 [Reply]

I have, for a bit now, been looking to get more into christianity. I am baptised and my mother is evangelical or some form of protestant, though I was never really involved with christianity growing up apart from going to church on Christmas. I have looked through some other denominations of christianity and Orthodox is what seems to align most with me, though I am open for any suggestions you have.
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What I have more trouble with in my start to Christianity, apart from picking a denomination, is what translations to choose. I already own the New Testament but I have heard that the Old Testament or the Brenton Septuagint Translation is a better choice. Which one would you recommend?
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Thanks in advance, 'teens.

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Chud 11/05/25 (Wed) 12:12:29 №69958

me personally I own a NRSV translation of the bible

Chud 11/05/25 (Wed) 17:44:09 №70013

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Orthodox history: being raped by Catholic, Atheist and Muslim BVLLS

Chud 11/05/25 (Wed) 18:54:21 №70023

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Glory to God! I wouldn't get bogged down on specifics, a KJV or NKJV Bible should be just fine, though you could also buy an Orthodox Study Bible off eBay. As soon as possible, try to attend a Divine Liturgy if you have an Orthodox Church near you. Orthodoxy is a living faith, there is only so far you can get via reading, the internet, etc.

God bless you, soyteen. I will pray for you.

Chud 11/05/25 (Wed) 20:33:38 №70036

>>70023
W larps

Chud 11/06/25 (Thu) 00:52:56 №70063

my child just came out as orthodox.

Chud 11/06/25 (Thu) 01:38:48 №70065

>>70023
Do this OP, its the same way i got introduced to the faith.

Once you start attending more services and getting more comfortable, send an email to the priest introducing yourself & what faith background you have. Your priest knows best, he will schedule an appointment so yall can talk about how the journey is gonna look.

Praying for you 'teen! God bless!

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hi i boarded the sharty Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 05:13:48 №69485 [Reply]

HIIII!!!

just wanted to say hi :))

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Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 12:39:20 №69527

I've seen you on TikTok, I think.

Chud 11/04/25 (Tue) 21:30:31 №69910

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hi Tyler

Chud 11/05/25 (Wed) 12:23:01 №69964

hi tyler the mtn

Chud 11/05/25 (Wed) 17:41:24 №70012

>>69485 (OP)
You look like you're wearing a mask or something

Chud 11/05/25 (Wed) 18:09:47 №70017

>>69964
geg holy shit
<unoriginal or whatever

Chud 11/06/25 (Thu) 00:41:31 №70062

https://voca.ro/1dyuPKbDV5sP

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Chud 11/05/25 (Wed) 20:34:53 №70038 [Reply]

I just want to make someone happy

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>>70038 (OP)
relatable chuddy, one day we will have our chance to do so hopefully

Chud 11/05/25 (Wed) 22:10:25 №70053

Make yourself happy first

Chud 11/05/25 (Wed) 23:44:12 №70055

>>70053
That won't happen unless someone gives me a reason to

Chud 11/06/25 (Thu) 00:21:33 №70060

>>70055
Give yourself a reason, you won't be able to make someone truly happy without improving yourself

Chud 11/06/25 (Thu) 00:25:14 №70061

>>70060
How should I go about that though

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Hewwo Chud 11/04/25 (Tue) 18:28:38 №69859 [Reply]

Hello I am new at this funky name site "soyjack.party" whats your opinion on LGBTQ+ and diversity?I came here from tiktok and know little bit your lingo and you are do wholesome and 4chan culture, I just wanted to visit to debunk 4chan being toxic. Love your wholesome wojacks also. Thank you :3

Chud 11/04/25 (Tue) 18:39:34 №69865

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>Hello I am new at this funky name site "soyjack.party" whats your opinion on LGBTQ+ and diversity?I came here from tiktok and know little bit your lingo and you are do wholesome and 4chan culture, I just wanted to visit to debunk 4chan being toxic. Love your wholesome wojacks also. Thank you :3
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Chud 11/04/25 (Tue) 18:43:50 №69870

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>>69865
>pointing out the most obvious bait everyone can tell is suppose to be a joke

Chud 11/04/25 (Tue) 18:52:38 №69879

>>69870
>pointing out someone pointing out the most obvious bait everyone can tell is supposed to be a joke

Chud 11/04/25 (Tue) 18:57:52 №69882

>>69865
What is bait

Chud 11/05/25 (Wed) 22:06:46 №70049

>>69882
baby dont bait me dont bait me no more

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I had a strange relationship with a very beautiful girl. Chud 11/03/25 (Mon) 21:02:31 №69692 [Reply]

They were the best 2 weeks of my life, she was not only beautiful, but nice, witty and interesting. It completely changed my perception of what women could be. We became very good friends. She was so different to me, I always overthink and am fearful, but she does things without thinking. One evening, we left the place we were housed in, we went in a supermarket and she stole us gummies for us to eat. We had a lot of fun together. We promised to keep contact.

I couldn't help myself but to gush over the feelings I had for her. It was incredibly obvious, and she definetly knew that I loved her that way. I made her uncomfortable I think, because she wasn't ready for that. I was deep in the friend-zone, but I couldn't help myself to make a letter admitting everything that I felt.

It's been nearly two months now since I knew her. I didn't get her phone number, because she just didn't have one. I was waiting for her to call me. I had received none. I called a number that a mutual friend said she was staying at and I have had no follow up. I am just here waiting, asking what I did wrong.

Chud 11/05/25 (Wed) 04:09:23 №69930

cool story didn't happen though

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This sounds like a very sweet girl, and it sounds like you didn't do anything wrong at all. If I may ask, could you elaborate on why your relationship had to end so abruptly? I can't know, but it sounds like you can't be blamed for this happening.
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It seems as though most young men have had this happen to them, maybe more than once. I certainly have. The fast-paced, radically atomized nature of modern society makes it almost certain. Wistful longing for a friend, or girl, you once knew for a short period, then lost forever. It's no wonder the "Manic Pixie Dream Girl" trope is so ubiquitous.
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Keep your head up, chuddy. Don't be obsessive, make sure to guard your mind from any lustful or bitter feelings this incident may arise in you, and be patient. Patience combined with prayer is among the highest of virtues, and it will bear great fruit. You may hear from this girl again, you may not. No matter what, put your trust into God and His Providence.

God bless you soyteen, I will pray for you.

Chud 11/05/25 (Wed) 06:10:57 №69935

>>69692 (OP)
manic pixie dreamgirls are only temporary because hollywood told me that once you've changed and grown up just like in scott pilgrim vs the world you dont need them anymore or something

Chud 11/05/25 (Wed) 18:56:22 №70024

Bumpy bumpy thread go uppy unoregano

Chud 11/05/25 (Wed) 19:34:01 №70027

>>69692 (OP)
>I didn't get her phone number, because she just didn't have one
How is that even possible

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sex Kitkat JPt6q9Bc 10/29/25 (Wed) 14:48:59 №68975 [Reply]

is anyone here not a virgin
just curious

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Chud ffP^WN6f 11/02/25 (Sun) 04:10:27 №69483

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score hasn't changed in over a year geg

Chud auo7Ktj^ 11/02/25 (Sun) 04:34:38 №69484

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>>69279
>Masturbated?
>Masturbated to a picture or video?
>Masturbated with an inanimate object?
>Seen or read pornographic material?

Chud etQKNqXE 11/02/25 (Sun) 19:31:04 №69579

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honestly, im not surprised

Chud 6mc3gHxq 11/05/25 (Wed) 05:31:54 №69933

premarital sex-havers are subhuman

Chud o0MZ1FfW 11/05/25 (Wed) 05:33:21 №69934

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>>69933
Factnuclear bomb

Chud VAEAru1o 11/05/25 (Wed) 17:51:02 №70014

>>69933
And volcels are a cope and larp

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How do I cope with being a stain on my family's name? Chud 10/10/25 (Fri) 04:16:18 №66903 [Reply]

I have by far the worst genetics of my entire family. I have three older brothers and all of them have blonde hair (ranging from light blonde to dirty blonde) and blue eyes. They are also all 6'0 and above. Though my parents won't admit it, I was definitely a mistake. I was born 6 years after my second youngest brother, and all of my brothers seem to believe I was one (not that they hold anything against me for it). Getting back on topic, I was cursed with dark brown hair and green eyes, which makes me not only look like a swarthoid, but stand out a lot among them. I am 5'7 and it's doubtful that I'll grow any taller.
<reddit
All of my brothers are incredibly talented, social, and just all around well-rounded individuals. The eldest manages a construction company and has a wife and a child on the way. The other two have well-paying office jobs and both have girlfriends. I on the other hand, have been socially awkward my entire life. I can't say I've even had a true "friend" since elementary school. I'm not talented or popular like any of my brothers, nor have I ever even gotten remotely close to having a girlfriend (by the time they were my age, they all had been with multiple girls). I'm sure my brothers don't hate me or anything, but it is kind of hard to have any sort of confidence in myself when I am constantly standing in their shadow. My parents compare me to them all the time too, which doesn't help at all.
<reddit whatever o algx
So, how do I cope? I know I can probably fix my personality to some extent, but I will never be as talented, or as social, or as well-liked as the other members of my family are.
Btw this is not a blackpill thread im not a faggot

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Chud 10/18/25 (Sat) 20:22:19 №67669

downedy down down

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Carve your own path OP. While my younger brother mogs me to oblivion, looks like medGOD while I look like an azerimutt or some shit, I still managed to have a comfy, stress-free life. There's a lot of opportunities online for fellow autists if you know how to look for them. You don't have to have a conventionally successful life in order to be proud of yourself and find purpose.
i think you should put some distance between you and your family for a while, since the dynamic seems to be a bit toxic. This way you can stop comparing yourself to them for a while, and focus on your own projects.
Best of luck OP, btw, you aryanmog me too, I look like a mix of these 2 phenos over

Chud 10/27/25 (Mon) 22:51:48 №68818

you are actually mentally ill

Chud 10/27/25 (Mon) 22:52:20 №68819

you are actually fucking mentally ill, go seek therapy

Chud 10/28/25 (Tue) 03:30:18 №68844

you are undeterminably fucking mentally healthy, go seek isolation

Chud 11/05/25 (Wed) 11:56:55 №69953

>>66903 (OP)
Dude you're probably on the shorter side and are a bit ugly in the face/ not confident try working out and playing sports and MOST IMPORTANTLY leaving htis board and doing NoFap.