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my girlfriend just broke up with me Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 04:47:42 №87722 [Reply]

she told me that she wants to be alone for awhile and "figure out herself". I really don't want her to be gone, there was no one i could relate with more than her. when i got with her i had no friends at all and was the one person that didnt think i was a retarded weirdo and now im all alone again. we were so perfect together this actually fucking sucks niggga and i have no one to talk to about this. im a sad lonely faggot ik this is gay asf.

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Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 06:37:34 №87735

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>>87734
Brutal indeed

Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 09:35:02 №87744

>>87732
you just have to improooooooove bro

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>>87722 (OP)
>"let me get in a relationship with a girl that has a monopoly on my socialisation and psychological health"
>mfw she leaves me cause im a loser

Chud 05/12/26 (Tue) 10:31:02 №87981

>>87722 (OP)
You'll push through eventually. There's plenty more fish in the sea i guess. I was kind of in the same boat too. She vanished out of nowhere. Tho two months later, i found someone else who liked me. But to be completely honest, i'd rather be alone. Someone else will come along eventually, just don't give uo hope. 'ACKing isn't the solution

Chud 05/12/26 (Tue) 12:07:43 №87985

i cant relate and i dont have advice this time fakecel

Chud 05/12/26 (Tue) 14:48:40 №88017

>alone for a while
>figure out herself
woman speak for i need to go be a whore
do your best to get over her, wasn't worth that much anyways clearly

also try to establish a friend group, dont ask me how though

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Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 15:12:15 №87808 [Reply]

Hey guys just gonna drop this in here because it seems that everyones having trouble with porn addiction

https://easypeasymethod.org/
https://easypeasymethod.org/

Its essentially Allen Carrs stopfuckingsmoking book but reorganized for people who cant stop flicking their boy bean. I've used it in the past and while I admittedly am not completely porn deprived it did take me out of it for a while. it's probably worth a look.

Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 15:37:58 №87809

>>87808 (OP)
thank you 'teen

i find it to be a bit too long for a book thats just a guide on quitting porn but oh well, if it works it works.

Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 18:18:45 №87817

Thanks I completly forgot about this book, aryan.

Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 19:00:32 №87819

>>87808 (OP)
Reading this for the average gooner on here has the same effects as taking 2kgs of diarrhea pills to get rid of imaginary worms. Essentially it's placebo, temporarily tricking your brain into thinking your addiction is lessening because other people told you it will after doing something, like reading this book. The actual advice is very basic and outdated, you won't learn much new from reading it. Anyone who's been addicted for more than like 4 years or got epi'd needs to either find a deeper reason to quit (like becoming christpilled, having a girlfriend) or go to a therapist.

Chud 05/11/26 (Mon) 05:28:16 №87874

Like George Lincoln Rockwell said, just knowing the truth isn't enough for most people. In fact, most porn addicts know the truth of their affliction, a good deal have probably read the easypeasy method and assumed themselves to be cured; yet, they are still trapped. Without action, knowing the truth is worthless. Moreover, you need to affirm the truth through routine; else, you will slide back into your addiction. Now, I can't speak to what every 'teen should do because I'm not a guru (nor should you be looking for one on le 'net anyway). However, what I can say is that discipline is essential; not discipline to stave away temptation but discipline to affirm virility. To this end, it may be best to consider Retardmaxxing. Keep good practices and don't overthink those practices. Sometimes it's better not to ponder those sorts of things. You haven't the time to be fastidious nor do you have the need.
<Plebbit Space
If you ever find yourself in doubt or with an urge of some kind, use the Gerbert Johnson method: try to be as still as possible for 2 minutes and pay close attention to how your body and mind react. You were just granted raw vril, don't waste it by gooning. Embrace your faustian spirit: create, explore, kill Niggers. Do what God intended you to do.

Chud 05/12/26 (Tue) 12:48:17 №87990

>>87874
falsenvke o algo supremo

Chud 05/12/26 (Tue) 14:46:46 №88016

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easy peasy method is unreliable and overrated
my advice:
1. take the christpill
2. fill up your idle time with other shit (for long enough until the habit breaks)
3. pursue real women and consider masturbation to be disrespectful to them

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Chud 05/11/26 (Mon) 08:27:29 №87886 [Reply]

i miss my dad. i moved out because our house was small, i wanted more independence, i lived far from my job, and a couple other reasons, but i definitely made the right choice. but holy shit i miss my dad so much. he’s the coolest guy ever and raised me while being a single father he’s pretty much my best friend as well. we can talk for hours, watch TV, share music, and i really miss that. i see him twice a week usually but i really miss living with him. if i moved back in i’d be sacrificing a lot and it probably wouldn’t be worth it in the long run but when i get back home after visiting him i just feel a sadness and empty feeling because of how much i miss him. i know it sounds gay but if you guys had a dad like mine you’d understand. i don’t know how to overcome this sadness when i get back home

Chud 05/11/26 (Mon) 11:20:38 №87890

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It doesn't sound gay at all, having multi-generational homes was the standard and it's stupid that most people have to move away to form family. I'll have to move away from both my parents (they live separated but just on the other ends of the street) in three years time to have a good prospect of trading my way up through the rentoid chain. While I'll love some parts of having my own abode, it's going to feel horrible to not be close to my parents and leaving my comfy room and green block. Thankfully we'll ive in the same WALKABLE city so I'll have the opportunity to spend most evenings with them. My goal in the future will be having a home where I can live next to my children and grandchildren under the same roof and care for them.

Chud 05/11/26 (Mon) 14:27:22 №87901

>>87886 (OP)
>
>>87890
>abode
The two biggest faggots on /r9k/

Chud 05/11/26 (Mon) 14:50:00 №87904

>>87901
My bad nigger I should've written it in coonlang instead of using proper english

Chud 05/12/26 (Tue) 04:12:03 №87961

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>>87904
>Just let me write like my xisters on preddit, bigoted chud

Chud 05/12/26 (Tue) 10:13:20 №87979

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>>>87904 (You)
>>Just let me write like my xisters on preddit, bigoted chud

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Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 20:07:39 №87663 [Reply]

you're all invited in my secret society for the control of the world

Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 22:08:27 №87669

da deworm society

Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 22:14:41 №87672

>>87663 (OP)
can i be vice chancelor on the board of agriculture

Chud 05/12/26 (Tue) 09:11:35 №87975

>>87672
sure if you know your stuff

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Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 11:47:59 №87616 [Reply]

hey jojofag how's it going with that girl

Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 11:48:59 №87617

they both romantically committed suicide by nigger weed overdose

Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 05:58:38 №87726

>>87617
honestly this is how its gonna turn out. i remember he was saying that she did SH (or maybe i gotta take meds)

Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 16:41:44 №87812

anyone know if he still posts here?

Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 16:42:09 №87813

i (OP) was that one making fun of him in the thread from the start, but i took a break from the sharty

Chud 05/11/26 (Mon) 01:34:21 №87839

>>87812
yes he still posts here but idk he hasnt been on in like 2 months i think

Chud 05/11/26 (Mon) 08:20:30 №87885

i had him added on snap and we talked regularly but deleted it i feel kinda guilty for not checking up on him but my phone has no storage to download it again. we became friends because of our snca blogposts. if he sees this - hope you’re doing well bro! i will chat again once i have storage

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Chud 05/11/26 (Mon) 00:47:05 №87836 [Reply]

I'd rather be myself with all my problems than be at all similar to any of you niggers. Being autistic sounds like a putrid existence.

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Chud 05/11/26 (Mon) 03:34:30 №87852

>>87851
The fun part about browsing this board is actually telling retarded autists to kill themselves for whining about issues of their own construct

Chud 05/11/26 (Mon) 03:56:44 №87857

>>87852
sounds like projection rather than construction

Chud 05/11/26 (Mon) 04:39:26 №87862

>>87852
GEG I WILL START DOING THIS

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>>87857
>erm that just sounds like heckin' projection to me, sweaty
do nuTROONs really?

Chud 05/11/26 (Mon) 05:31:52 №87876

>>87857
>ITS LE PROJECTION
Are you retarded nigga
You wrote the whiny blogpost for me to bully you for
I didn’t use my mind rays to make you write bp coal

Chud 05/11/26 (Mon) 05:59:04 №87877

Yeah blogposting is gay but I don't know how much you can make fun of other being spergs while posting big buff grey man on an imageboard for soyboy woahjacks.

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Chud 05/06/26 (Wed) 04:27:07 №87300 [Reply]

Can something please just kill me already. I can already feel death coming around the corner. My time is coming it literally has to happen soon. There's zero reason why I've made it this far. Please I don't want to outlive my parents. I don't want to make it to my 20s please I need to die. Please bestow me the gift of death and end my existence.

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Chud 05/11/26 (Mon) 04:35:09 №87860

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>killing yourself because a kid on tiktok said 18 is unc
My life started at 18 these people were telling the truth
Once you have a little money and personal transportation, it feels like the whole world opens up
If you live with your parents then your money will go farther because youre not on the rent treadmill
As for soyciety and other people, I thought the same as you and was proven wrong. Stop doomscrolling and try not to ruminate. I found all my lasting friends at church, not at college or work.
The old saying, "fear of the danger is worse than the danger." Focus on positive things and opportunities. Your mind can be very limiting and very helpful.

Chud 05/11/26 (Mon) 04:42:13 №87863

>>87853
BRVTAL TRVTH NVKE, either end it or stop whining pussy we all have rough spots but life stops for no one, either get on the train or get ran over nigger

Chud 05/11/26 (Mon) 04:50:20 №87865

>career
There are paid apprenticeships where you can get started and get raises with a decent trajectory. You dont need to like your career right now, you will be passionate about something later on. College is risky if youre not passionate or funded.
>not being a wageslave
Live with your parents, drive an e-bike, otherwise pay very little in those common traps. Get a little land when you have enough money.
>social acceptance
As a sperg this comes down to experience and picking whom you associate with. I'm accepted at my (Orthodox) church.
>feeling better
Stop doomscrolling, stop ruminating, stop listening to negative music
>soyciety wont last or something
Yes it will. And if the country keeps crashing, thats an opportunity for you to fill in and acquire glory.
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Chud 05/11/26 (Mon) 05:04:24 №87867

Quit the internet for one week
You think 18 is too old to do anything anymore
You have been brainwashed by tiktok course retards that want to induce FOMO so you listen to them
Start reading books, or learning how to dress, or musical theory, or photography, or take up hiking
Stop using social media including this website
You will meet dozens of people who will consider you a newborn baby in your 20s
Never listen to anyone telling you it’s too late to do something while ur barely an adult

Chud 05/11/26 (Mon) 05:05:29 №87868

read le Myth of SISAphus by Albert Cuckmus o algo.

Chud 05/11/26 (Mon) 05:24:35 №87873

I'm the same age and I actually have goals set for my future. I'm not a blackpilled faggot (You) should get off the internet for awhile and read some books

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Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 02:02:25 №87584 [Reply]

Why am I gay? I have been engaged with this girl for 6 months, right out of HS. I converted to Catholicism for her and want to make her happy. I was a flamer during HS but I thought I was past that point; but now that I have a wife and. I am full 1488 and want 8 kids; yet I still feel a burning attraction to men. Do I JSID? I love her but I don't feel sexually attracted to her.

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Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 22:21:32 №87673

>>87584 (OP)
give me her @ and ill do it

Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 22:22:12 №87674

W larps in Papua New Guinea

Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 22:27:20 №87681

>>87618
Wait so you’re basically diddy

Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 23:21:56 №87691

>>87666
>>87681
diddyblvds on the sharty but unironically.

Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 23:38:01 №87694

Probably some of the purest bait I've ever seen on this board, faggotry, girlfriend, christpilled… simply brilliant

Chud 05/11/26 (Mon) 05:13:16 №87871

this nigga needs sproke o algo

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Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 06:43:34 №86980 [Reply]

I miss having non political arguments online, now its all a bunch of bullshit politics, wheres fights over like stupid nerdy shit, now its all like "I think that [opinion that was very normal, if not the very progressive one 30 years ago]" then some sjw or tranny screams about you being a "le heckin fashoost"
<
also fuckin trannys fuckin everywhere ruining shit too, cant fuckin joke, I mean hell be a lady boy I dont give a shit, just dont force me to call you a she or tell me I'm a monster for not wanting to fuck you or put up with your delusions, be gay and whatever just dont be a fucking annoying faggot, I wanna see weaboos again talking about how japanese mcdonalds is supperior and shit, now its just trannys and sjws and talking about hating trannys and sjws
<
we used to be cool online, we used to be actual people, we used to have stories, now its just fucking complaining, when we should be ignoring and living in spite of, we should be telling them to fuck off and having movies with tits again, not saying dont care about politics, but dont be letting it rule your life and shit
<
and if you read this incoherent rant made but a depressed asshole redneck hillbilly mother fucker and you're feeling it too, the fuckin need to escape, just go put on an old movie free from their bullshit, or weapons, weapons is pretty based, i think its about old liberal women grooming kids, RIP Trevor Moore, hes from my state, virginiaGODS always on the up and up, we need to lynch Abigail Spanberger and retake the commonwealth

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Chud 05/06/26 (Wed) 01:29:19 №87293

>>86980 (OP)
Respect from Maryland. Fuck spanberger. God bless Virginia. Dimebag darrell is based.

Chud 05/06/26 (Wed) 01:36:30 №87294

Why are my replies hidden. Fuck.

Chud 05/06/26 (Wed) 02:11:57 №87295

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>mention you're a redneck
^understood

Chud 05/06/26 (Wed) 02:19:06 №87296

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>mention youre a redneck
<understood
ungiga content

Chud 05/06/26 (Wed) 09:06:58 №87314

going schizo after seeing targeted fed posts in my home state

Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 20:04:05 №87822

Get out from under the dixon line you fed! Get out of our home you aint a redneck your just a green suit

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Chud 04/28/26 (Tue) 17:56:31 №86532 [Reply]

true 200IQ r9k robots lie about having a girlfriend for prosperity, status and approachability

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Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 02:53:07 №86764

trvke this is why girls hate virgins and why they always try to fuck men with wives

Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 04:23:57 №86768

300IQ r9k robots just tell the truth
<
even socrates admitted to knowing nothing

Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 04:26:10 №86769

>>86548
true, but i feel like lying about previously having relationships within your long term relationship is just asshole behavior. you either get caught in the lie or you gotta keep building up on that lie.
<
best case scenario is that she just doesnt ask about it if shes asking about your previous girlfriends then yikes.

Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 17:08:59 №87637

lied to my co workers about having a gf and now theyre asking me to bring her to a work party for once because shes been "busy" for the last 5.

Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 01:37:25 №87713

>>87637
just say she broke up with you o algo

>>86769
As long as the relationship is still in the short term, keep it up. If you've lasted like 6 months or more together and there doesn't seem to be a shift, you can mention it then. If its in the early stages it puts women off, they think you are low value.

Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 03:57:30 №87720

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foids are attracted when they believe you didnt do any self improvement, that you were just born like that. Telling a foid you were fat and irritable in the past is like a women telling you shes only pretty when she has makeup on.

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Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 00:23:35 №87702 [Reply]

You people here are complete psychopaths.
You know those I mean, yes that means you too.

Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 00:39:27 №87703

Even doe I love you

Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 01:21:56 №87710

Ev&doe I give good advice to people and use the blogpost board to blogpost

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Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 22:47:16 №87685 [Reply]

Just take ivermectin and everything in your life will be fine.

Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 00:14:37 №87700

Fenbendazole* actually

Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 01:01:01 №87708

>>87685 (OP)
>>87700
do both

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Chud uoZWL84X 05/06/26 (Wed) 03:25:55 №87297 [Reply]

How do you get the confidence to go up and talk to a girl?
Also what do you talk about? I know it's vague but someone help me out here.

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Chud uoZWL84X 05/06/26 (Wed) 11:54:57 №87319

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>hey, you come here often?

Chud uoZWL84X 05/06/26 (Wed) 21:52:32 №87338

Just become good looking, your confidence naturally increases

Chud uoZWL84X 05/07/26 (Thu) 02:12:44 №87371

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>i usually start off by talking about my fetishes
<flood

Chud uoZWL84X 05/09/26 (Sat) 18:14:54 №87656

i just walk up and talk some some vague snca got me laid 7 times

Chud uoZWL84X 05/09/26 (Sat) 22:33:07 №87682

>>87297 (OP)
if chad looked like you, he wouldnt be confident either. Youll feel more confident at 11% bodyfat with clear skin

Chud uoZWL84X 05/09/26 (Sat) 23:11:58 №87689

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~~>>87683~~
<Hey have you heard about Cobson?
>No, who is that?
<HWABAG
>Weirdo get away from me! Help! Help!
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<He will always be a gem…

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what is wrong with me? Chud 05/04/26 (Mon) 17:37:27 №87189 [Reply]

I've been having small muscle fasciculations, my legs feel weird when walking and i feel unrefreshed when awake, I'm freaked out about my health.

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Chud 05/04/26 (Mon) 17:44:49 №87192

you have nigger poop cancer thats going to turn you into a dead nigger

Chud 05/05/26 (Tue) 07:21:56 №87236

what do you do throughout the average day, habits, medical conditions, diet, lifestyle, etc

Chud 05/05/26 (Tue) 07:45:46 №87237

>>87189 (OP)
Get it checked out by Dr Soyberg, have you been getting enough sleep?

Chud 05/05/26 (Tue) 07:47:11 №87238

checked for sleep apnea

Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 22:24:53 №87679

see a OMGSISA

Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 22:26:27 №87680

It's because of worms. Parasites

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Chud 05/05/26 (Tue) 17:43:49 №87273 [Reply]

A foid has learned from her friend that i just want to be friends with her (i. e. not having a serious relationship) so now she's mad at me. She's a bpd and she is the type of person to genuinely kill herself and I am scared shitless that it'll spread around me that i use women o algo especially when I am trying to have a romantical relationship with a different girl

Chud 05/05/26 (Tue) 18:27:19 №87275

kill yourself normalnigger

Chud 05/05/26 (Tue) 19:50:22 №87282

>>87273 (OP)
imagine talking to foids in the big 26

Chud 05/05/26 (Tue) 21:04:35 №87286

>>87273 (OP)
>Use women
>just want to be friends
The foidim will jump to conclusions, especially the mentally ill ones, but any woman who isn't insane will not think you are terrible for just wanting to be friends, doebeit the bipolar bitch won't make it sound like that. You might have to explain yourself to some people, thats about it.

Do not talk to bipolar women, they will only make your life worse. Cut off ties before she tries anything

Chud 05/06/26 (Wed) 05:29:44 №87308

>>87275
normalgods won neurodivergentcuck

Chud 05/06/26 (Wed) 09:38:04 №87317

>>87273 (OP)
If you use 'gram make a explanation story o algo. It's easier to explain it to more people that way, but at the same time you'll sound like jakw paul in that apology video. It's a downside but atleast it'll help clear up things a bit

Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 22:24:22 №87678

avoid bpdemons like the plague bro