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 β„–85466[Reply]

Hello /r9k/ i had this idea and i wanted to share it here to maybe get some other peoples view points on this idea/theory/philosophy bit.
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I recently bought 10in pvc pipe, cupling (to go with it), duck tape, and 50ft of paracord because i want to make a home made whip.
<well why?
Because i dont think that forgiveness of ones sins is as simple as asking for forgiveness, ive been making the same mistake for a long time and i think it would be easier to forgive myself if I put myself through some pain. And also because i think i just deserve it in general.
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No this is not like how women cut themselves they do it for different reasons then of what I’m doing it for, such as hating themselves, getting attention, getting pity and or approval.
Some reasons as to why i am doing it: as a means to aid in self redemption, also ive heard somewhere whips are used for self discipline i dont know how true that is but i can see in my case that it might help to be used in that way. I do not plan on sharing to people in my public life that i needed to put myself through a β€œpurification process” nor would i want to. Most of the scarring (if any) would be on my back covered up. Another thing I do not hate myself as that is a illusionary cycle of self defeat, i hate the part of me that has allowed me to do sinful actions, and again i do not think that forgiveness is just some simple thing you do, it should be much deeper and respectful process more akin to redemption then that of β€œforgiveness”
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Let me know your thoughts and such
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>>85667
instead of using a whip you could wait with confessing until after you're no longer committing that sin
besides I'm pretty sure jesus loves us (or something) so I don't think he'd want people to whip for xim

 β„–85699

>>85466 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flagellant
not a new or original idea tbh

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>>85699
Where do you think i got the idea from

 β„–85750

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OHNNONONONONO CHRISTCUCKS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS BAIT. BRO REALLY THINKS GOD IS UP THERE ON HIS THRONE LIKE:
>My son has constructed the PVC Penance Inator 3000. His sins of gooning to VTubers for 14 hours straight are officially wiped clean!
the absolute state of theological masochism… JSID

 β„–85757

what a retard geg

 β„–85760

>>85750
>God is dead and we whipped him to death using a PVC and paracord contraption



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 β„–85715[Reply]

Is this true nigger cacas?
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 β„–85721

yes i be fucking nigger sluts all the time

 β„–85732

Blackxisters… not like this…

 β„–85738

>>85732
Not like this negresses…

 β„–85741

>>85738
>negressesess

 β„–85742

>>85738
thats a black faggot

 β„–85755

>>85742
Its cleary a bpack xisxta



 β„–85751[Reply]

iron posting


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 β„–85261[Reply]

Do any 'teens have advice on how reduce frequent swearing. I don't swear (mainly "nigger" "faggot" and "cunt") in conversations, for that I don't have conversations daily. I swear when alone, typically when driving due to how niggerlicious the niggers I have to share the road with are, today I felt bad, as I actually cussed someone out, when a cyclist failed to yield and got in front of me, forcing me to abruptly brake. I was so annoyed that I rolled down my window and shouted 'faggot' at them. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.

 β„–85273

can't you just not be a nigger with no self control

 β„–85286

I usually make up some silly cuss when I realize halfway through that I'm starting to swear. It sometimes becomes so convoluted and wierd I start laughing instead and stop being as angry or salty about wheter it was about. Can't give any good examples in English but it usually just comes naturally if you stub yourself on something.

 β„–85372

If you spend a few months avoiding any contact with normgroids except for doing stuff like work and class and going to the store you will probably see an improvement in your lexicon. Excluding slurs, I have not used any slang terms since the covid quarantine unless it was do do a racist impression of a negro. When I do something like stub my toe I kind of just make Donald Duck hacking noises.

 β„–85373

>>85372
However this does have some negative side effects. People have looked at me as if I were some kind of alien for doing things like preposition fronting or saying "I see."

 β„–85729

Try to be mindful of how you think and stop it there, you probably won't get rid of it their but it'll out loud, also fighting people by cussing is nigger behaviour, you're white (I hope) just move on

 β„–85740

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>>85261 (OP)
This week was a lot better than the previous one, which likely contributed to the frequent swearing/frustrations I had last week. Managed to swear less, via pattern recognition, which removed any element of surprise that would provoke swearing



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 β„–85733[Reply]

Doomer is just the rebranding of loser. /r9k/ is the loser board.

 β„–85739

Yeah, and its always been the loser board?



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 β„–85711[Reply]

I practically sold my soul to get admitted a heckin' wholesome prestigerino new england college at 18 but would've been 10x happier just going to a local snca college back down south

 β„–85712

admitted to* fmscl can't even write

 β„–85724

at least you'll be rich and shit

 β„–85734

>>85724
Schools don't make people rich, it's just these colleges only accept highly motivated people, and highly motivated people are usually just driven to make more money. I'll likely be doing the exact same thing in the end.



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 β„–85705[Reply]

Just go to africa you dumb white niggers the women there will literally throw themselves at you if white all the niggers are short as well. When I went to Zimbabwe and South Africa I had good looking women getting their panties wet over me its a literal cheat code.
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>race mixing

 β„–85710

>>85708
Even does the big Dirlewanger raoed anyone regardless of race

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>>85705 (OP)
>tfw you're taller than over 50% of niggas in every single african country
Why would I want to mix genes with them? Unless its a 1 in a gorillion nigga that looks pretty and is more pale skinned, why? I'd be fucking over the entire future of my kids by making them ugly manlet mutts

 β„–85727

>>85708
branigger doesnt even know what dirlewanger did geeeeg

 β„–85728

>branigger doesnt even know what dirlewanger did geeeeg
Branigger thinks africans and slavs are the same geeeeg

 β„–85731

>>85728
obsessed faggot is too retarded to know that der nastzees considered slavs to be subhuman and racemixing with them was strictly forbidden



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 β„–85730[Reply]

Holy fauci just look for they/thems in online spaces and it’s an almost guaranteed a mentally ill woman who is attention starved


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 β„–85718[Reply]

I was the poster about tips to stop being anxious a little bit ago (if anybaldi remembers) and I got on ssri's
<plebbit space
Also I took the advice and ive been sleeping more and trying not to go on bald man glasses website too late

 β„–85719

>>85718 (OP)
Drink beer

 β„–85722

SSRIs are the worst kind of meds you can take I hope you really researched the specific ones u are taking. anxiety meds tend to be overprescribed



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 β„–85688[Reply]

>bosnian oldfag
<huge SNCA leakage, I needed to say this somewhere

Kill all Boomers. TBD (Total Boomer Death).

I hate old people. They had life easier than we can even dream of. They retired by 60, some by the age of 50. Yet they waste all of it. Time, money and freedom is wasted on the old. They sit around all day, refuse to learn anything new for the last 30 years, keep watching their zog news and fuck everything up politically by voting for whatever the jew on the TV told them was the better choice.
Any good boomer died in their youth. I lost a great-aunt ~5 years ago, and never met my dad's dad. They were both hard working people, my grandfather died of a bad blood transplant and my great-aunt got cancer, probably from the stress of her useless children begging for money all the time. All the good boomers are gone. The grandparents I have left are the most stubborn, thick headed animals I've ever known. On my mother's side they have been screaming and fighting since before my mother was born, spent their entire retirement arguing with each other, and now that they are over 80 years old they decide to divorce. Because of these niggers being old as shit, my mother has to help with the online documentation, and I hate seeing my own mother, who is working full time at an age where her own mother was already retired (somehow retired at 40 btw), being stressed by this bullshit. Stress is the biggest killer. Anybody who works hard or worries for others will die young, and the scum will linger the longest like mold. They are killing the nation I live in, the UK, as well, they get paid more through pensions than the average working person gets from work, they eat all the medical resources, and it still isn't enough, the greedy oldfags want more and more and more and want the younger generations to "just work harder" to cover it. They aren't greatful for anything they have. I hear my parents struggle to get appointments for pre-emptive measures, blood tests, etc, while my grandparents complain about doctors wanting to check up on them too often. Kill all boomers. Cut them out of any healthcare system, let them pay out of pocket, then we'll see if they like it or not. Either way they won't leave any money for their children/grandchildren so at least this way they don't drain the state too.
They aren't grateful for what they had and have. They want more. They look down onPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 β„–85689

Trve. Boomers had the greatest time os prosperity EVER (atleats in the us) and instead of accomplishing tnd or great feats and monuments that other civilizations wouldve done, they threw it away for gdp and faggots.

 β„–85694

I'm a megamutt, my family is half tvrkaryan (I'm white doebeit, my other half is western european and the tvrks were white bvllgarian turks, not eastern shitskin). Evendoe tvrkey only really fully opened up to globalism in the 90s, one of my grandparents was able to retire at 40. Fourty fucking years old, and they could retire, after having worked for the state, and they have been receiving state pensions ever since. Unless you lived in niggaland or the sandnigger deserts where they spent the most prosperous time the world experienced killing each other, you lived through a better time.
The boomers spent their entire adult lives fighting the paper tiger of communism. I wish the soviets vvon by surviving. They didn't have the same level of faggotry that the west did, and their system at least in theory is meant to benefit the working class. We are stuck in a globohomo world where the jewish elites win endlessly, everybody gets poorer, niggers are pouring in from everywhere to be goyslaves for companies, and this is meant to be better than the world where the soviets survived and stayed as a threat to the west, which would force the west to stay on its toes and not devolve itself into a mindless consumerist society of soy-golems, with hordes of turd-worlders with no allegiance to the country being good little slaves for jews.

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>>85688 (OP)
trvke
<originaltruke



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 β„–85394[Reply]

I keep procrastinating on texting this one foid I met in college
I was planning on texting her in January, but now its April
Is there anything I should Do to break this cycle of procrastinating and actually text her?
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 β„–85490

>>85470
thank you for that advice, hopefully I have enough courage to text her tomorrow

 β„–85632

I finally texted her, We mostly talked about SNCA.
She is a normie doe, but shes really kind.

 β„–85652

>>85632
well how do you feel?

 β„–85661

>>85652
Good, It expelled a ton of stress I had.

 β„–85703

>>85661
do you think you'll date her?

 β„–85717

>>85703
Maybe, I'll have to talk to her more.



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 β„–85672[Reply]

>But im a chud
>Im an incel

 β„–85673

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cpmp[ompression

 β„–85675

The original one goes
>But im a chud
>And i hate niggers
It isnt as safe edgy and braniggerish and fits better with the next line
>What are they doing here

 β„–85676

>>85675
branigger boogey man doesnt exist

 β„–85678

>>85675
It actually isn't branigger shit it just got discovered by them its made by a guy who does pretty good parodies

 β„–85680

>What are doing here
>Billions must die

 β„–85701

should soy/r9k/ sing this?



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 β„–85677[Reply]

Last night i had dream that i was doxed on the sharty and people hanged 'jaks on my house/

 β„–85684

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>people hanged 'jaks on my house



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 β„–85542[Reply]

Ever since i had 2 epileptic seizures in 2024 i have just been suffering. I live in the middle of fucking nowhere. I couldn't work and i am stuck living with my parents in a hoarder house. I got my license back last month but i don't even have a car and nobody will hire me. FML i am 23 and 2 years of my young adulthood are just gone
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 β„–85586

>>85584
kys elitist

 β„–85587

Just become a nu-Chris Weston Chandler o algo

 β„–85588

>>85542 (OP)
dont your parents have a car?
also just get a cheap shitbox bro

 β„–85626

>>85542 (OP)
23 isn't too old, not in the "Im 25 mom thats still young let me play games all day" way but in the way that you can still get yourself back on track. Look for any local places that you can work at by borrowing your parents cars, or see if you can get lifts to places. Don't give up 'teen, you still have plenty of time. Do they have any decent meds for epilepsy that don't involve trooning out and ACKing as side effects?

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>>85542 (OP)
Be a NEET OP

 β„–85682

Skill issue πŸ˜‚πŸ«΅
<unoriginal



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 β„–85636[Reply]

4chan is down again

 β„–85640

Massive loss for the unemployed πŸ₯€

 β„–85662

Massive VVIN for those who dont 'oon to 'p



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