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 โ„–102458[Reply]

being androgynous sucks, dykes and faggots both have hit on me, growing a beard stops the dykes but increases the faggots
now if i was a man whore i would use this to try and get dykes to try dick but i only like monogamous relationships
plus i'd feel evil contributing to women being whores, as well as get attached

so what the fuck can i get from this, not even low t just have an androgynous facial structure, clean shaven i look like picrel but without glasses, and i'm ginger and have slightly pinkish skin

 โ„–102460

let me hit

 โ„–102462

>>102460
i get it, but nigga dont gay it up on me, i still got a hairy ass manly body

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>>102462
shave it and put on a skirt
im not asking anymore

 โ„–102605

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>I literally hate being a 10/10 omghisa with a perfect face that makes every person within my vicinity want to hit on me UGH my life is so hard



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 โ„–102590[Reply]

I just realized Iโ€™m wasting my good years away, Iโ€™ve spent this year rotting in my room doing nothing, I have no friends and nothing going for me, how do make good use with these years, no car and homeschooled

 โ„–102592

>>102590 (OP)
Get some hobbies and stop caring what others think. Normie advice, I know, but you'll need it.
The fact that you recognize an issue with your life means that you can improve

 โ„–102593

>>102592
I guess I should ask, DO you have any hobbies or no? If not then say what you like doing, you can turn those things into hobbies and even careers later on in life

 โ„–102594

NO NO NUSOI MEMBER OF @LESOTHO GANG

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>>102594
margรฉ?
<blabla content

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>>102592
I did try boxing and the guitar but I really just quote them, for two years Iโ€™ve done powerlifting but I quite last year, kinda was the only thing going for me, my fast growth speed helped stop my bullying but I lost that and I donโ€™t have any motivation to try again

 โ„–102597


>>102592
This.
i think a big regret i have in life is not starting with hobbies earlier, or giving up on them.

pick up something that seems interesting and cool and stick with it, in a few years you'll be thankful.



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 โ„–102581[Reply]

i like this song

 โ„–102582

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>>102581 (OP)
Very pretty song. Let's make this a music thread.

 โ„–102583

what name of song

 โ„–102584

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>>102582
<anporvool

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>>102583
so tired by kay starr

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i like this song too

 โ„–102587

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I like On The Outside quite a lot



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 โ„–102519[Reply]

I don't like tomboys because of the "dommy mommy" shit, i'm a misogynist who gets irritated at women's behaviour so I just want to date women who behave like men so I can feel comfortable

 โ„–102521

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>>102519 (OP)
keyedgem

 โ„–102523

i know a tomboy irl who hates feminists and has other based beliefs

 โ„–102568

thats the modern definition, brought to you by brainrotted social media zoomers



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 โ„–102459[Reply]

women owe me sex and are immoral for not providing it
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 โ„–102514

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>>102459 (OP)
i mean it is our natural instinct as humans to breed
god didn't say "be fruitigerful and shartyply" for nothin'

 โ„–102515

>>102476
literally what is the point of marriage if my wife won't let me fuck her whenever i want

 โ„–102517

Sex is gross and overrated. Get a hobby

 โ„–102518

>>102459 (OP)
have sex with whoopi goldberg

 โ„–102551

>>102459 (OP)
WE DO NOT DESERVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS


<(((we))) were promised your tits and pussy 3000 years ago

 โ„–102567

>>102517
i do but i want sex



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 โ„–102415[Reply]

The worlds a cuck, no one lives life anymore, we get off to videos on our screen rather than living them, we rely on people to do the work for us

 โ„–102564

>World's a cuuuuck

 โ„–102565

speak for yourself i go outside pretty often



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 โ„–101982[Reply]

How many (irl) friends do you have? How/where did you come across these friends? Did you have to force the initiation or did it all just come naturally? I'm a worthless retard with no one, and I never understood how people here do it. Before my parents pulled me out of college, I always saw everyone there easily making friends and talking with eachother and it made me feel like complete shit because I couldn't do anything but watch. idk I'll probably rope soon but I'm interested on how the process is supposed to work.
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 โ„–102442

>>102439
Dont overthink it.
This is the same as what i do when i talk to girls (5 8 mmtn)
I just walk up to them and say something that makes sense. I ask them about something I onow they would know about. Whatโ€™s your name? What classes you got this year? Where are you from?
Then from there, they will say something. Ask them a question about that thing and then start asking questions about them.
Worst thing that happens is they think youโ€™re a sperg retard, which is no different from what they would think if you didnโ€™t talk to anyone

 โ„–102444

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>>102442
But getting rejected huuuuuuuuurts

 โ„–102447

i have none irl because of being autistic retard. only have 1 online friend i met thru discord (yes i know discord ew). im turning 19 and only have my family to celebrate with. friends in this modern day and age are hard to come by. ive just given up and accepted i wont have friends. its better to be alone anyways :') if u arent neurotypical with popular interests you will struggle, it sucks but theres always pets! they'll always be ur best friends.

 โ„–102457

>>102439
Initiation is always the hard part. Theres no real way around it either, you just need to mentally be giga enough to not care at all what they might think and talk to them. The more you do it the easier it gets, and youll be able to make more friends.

You can make friends after leaving education but its a whole lot harder. Im lucky enough to have joined an apprenticeship so i have plenty of people to talk to, but otherwise most of my colleagues would be about double my age. This is the key thing boomers dont understand about why we struggle to socialise. Theres very few people our age

 โ„–102535

>>101982 (OP)
Oneish, we converse mostly online (he's like an hour away) and even then we haven't been talking as much lately. He found my cord tag off 4cuck back in January I think, did I have to force the initiation? I don't think so, though he did find me at a time when my conversational skills were dogshit (the result of prolonged neethood I guess.) How do people do it? Just talk to people brooo! I think starting from the internet helps. Like even if you don't believe in online friends, you could meet potential real life ones, from the internet. You could join online spaces specifically made for making new friends, that's my preferred method. Matter of fact, I'm gonna try and make new IRL friends this way. So yeah.

 โ„–102562

I have a few acquaintances but no actual deep meaningful connections irl. I have maybe 5 contacts on my phono who aren't my family and I don't really speak to any of them. I have had one real "friend" in my life who I feel like I had a deep connection with, but he had to move away and I haven't seen him in years and probably never will. I don't know why but I just can't make connections with people. I can have a conversation with someone maybe but I can't sustain long term friendships.



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 โ„–102436[Reply]

I think I've developed a hand holding fetish
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 โ„–102502

KIRA LOG IN

 โ„–102504

>>102484
Whenever I see a picture of a nice hand my mind instantly cuts to thoughts of me holding it, then I start getting hard

 โ„–102512

>>102436 (OP)
i have a slicing niggers hands off with a kanata fetish

 โ„–102552

>>102436 (OP)
incel trait:
>feeling sad when you see a couple holding hands

 โ„–102554

>>102504
in your defense i did get super hard the first time i held hands

 โ„–102556

Being touch-starved fucking sucks man



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 โ„–102441[Reply]

Heard a troon say โ€œupvoteโ€ in class.
Is reddit just full of troons?
Are troons just constantly on reddit?
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>>102441 (OP)
kek no arrow troon

 โ„–102534

>>102478
*xim
I can โ€˜ox xim pretty easily

 โ„–102538

I thought you Americans were chuddy? I'm study cs and literally everyone in my class is a chud, ofc in a normalfag way but still

 โ„–102543

>>102538
nigga we are the country that literally invented troons (eve&o that was actually israel)

 โ„–102544

unironically used to only use reddit, even in nicher subreddits about my interests like parasitology and microbiology they are everywhere

 โ„–102545

>>102538
where do you think patrick is from?



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 โ„–101094[Reply]

Did some research about statistics on faggots yesterday to prove my point that faggotry is not about feeling love to people of the same sex but a simple sexual degeneracy. There is a female in my friend group that seethes when I occasionally say bad things about faggots and trannies, so I decided to bring some papers so my normie friends didn't get into that bullshit.
So I found out that male faggots are basic sodomites (no shit, sherlok). They are prone to have trembillion sex partners on average. They accounted for up to 75 percent of new syphilis cases in the 2000s and 2010s. They are a massive porn addicts. Everything about them is clear. MtF trannies are basically Faggots 2, so the same goes for them.
Female ones on other hand had same low bodycount as normal foids (low compared to male fags of course). Porn site statistics usually focus on men, so itโ€™s hard to say to what extent dykes are gooners. Also, they tend to switch their sexual orientation back and forth more often than male faggots (doe paper that says this has sample smaller than TWP).
I have come to the conclusion that dykes and female bykes are not the notorious sodomites as male fags but a traumatized and mentally unwell larpers. Their domestic violence rates speak to it.
What do you 'teens think about them?
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 โ„–101100

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>research
>on faggots
you are a faggot too lmao

 โ„–101107

I hate all women

 โ„–102522

I think most dykes are probably asexual in a women way in which they don't want to have sex physically but would rather imagine it instead. That's why younger females tend to adopt that label. It's a way for them to get more comfortable with the idea of sex.

 โ„–102524

>>102522
asexuality is a myth just like femcels. Abstinence is just not having sex and most of these cunts are schlicking their taints to literature smut anyway. Most of the "asecksuals" are smut fanfic writers on AO3 and need to be bullied.

 โ„–102525

>>102524
asexuality is just cope for being an incel

 โ„–102529

Dykes tend to be bisexual a lot more than fags do. Probably because any woman can find a list of men willing to fuck them if they want to, but a fag is probably a fag *because* he couldn't get with a girl, and decided that fucking a man is better than their right hand.

MtF trannies are a disgusting group of turbo-faggots, most likely those who were mindraped so hard by loneliness and only seeing people in a porn setting that they guillotine their penis. I have no clue for FtM pooners. Do they really exist? Basically any tranny ive had the misfortune of seeing irl or online was a man, not a pooner.

>>101095
I think this is the big thing. Young girls are way more likely to have their "phase" (probably because its being pushed by the kikes and feds) where they will be ze-zhers and claim to be pot and pan sexual. School is a terrible environment for young girls, its a fact that they bully each other socially more than guys do, and by nature they are more likely to conform to whatever is the status quo.
The propaganda doesnt work as well for guys, but instead it makes it normalised, which means the uber-losers will turn to it out of desperation.



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 โ„–102381[Reply]

What is your monthly income? How do you earn your money?
Do you wish to increase your income?
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 โ„–102406

>>102404
nigger not everyone is six foot like u
we all want what we don't have

 โ„–102431

I made $1,920 a month at my first job like a year ago (when I was 19) but I haven't worked since

 โ„–102480

when I worked in retail I earned ยฃ2.1K a month. could've stepped up and earned 3.5k as an assistant manager but I didn't want to pay taxes to demonic niggers

 โ„–102496

>>102381 (OP)
why is nate cute in literally ever pic he's in?

 โ„–102501

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>>>102381 (OP)
>why is nate cute in literally ever pic he's in?

 โ„–102520

Around 1.3k usd per month
I work part time at walmart
Yes



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 โ„–101963[Reply]

Happy Monday 'teens! I'm back home in Kentucky! What are you hoping to get done this week?
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 โ„–101973

Who are you?
<UNOPUNJABI MOVIE DOWNLOAD FREE HD 420p!

 โ„–101975

>>101967
No, still have school so I guess Iโ€™m planning on getting that done, but nothing out of routine if you get what I mean

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>>101975
I see what you mean.

 โ„–102010

>>101973
doesn't know r9k users award

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>>101963 (OP)
chinson

 โ„–102516

>>101963 (OP)
more vibecoding i guess idk



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 โ„–101397[Reply]

Brave George droid with sign, kudos to him๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ธ

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>>101397 (OP)
Poopy website.

 โ„–101557

why did they run towards the police at the end?

 โ„–102513

>>101397 (OP)
i cant sneed



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 โ„–102511[Reply]

My dad is the main reason my life has always been shit


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 โ„–102429[Reply]

I can't believe I am literally in this very moment ruining my life. I am metaphorically in a car driving straight for a wall and am not trying to slow down or swerve. It's pretty amazing.

 โ„–102433

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>>102429 (OP)
>Picrel
tsmt. Used to do this as a caca. I would rip a tooth, which always felt great when the thing finally came out, and I would lick the empty area. It was a double deal LEGO creator 2-in-1 type of thing, where I could taste the blood and scratch an annoying itch that the tooth left.
Thanks for the nostalgia trip OP. You wrote a vaguepost so idk how to help you.

 โ„–102472

>>102433
Best post on the board

 โ„–102503

Gayfaggot



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