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 β„–80023[Reply]

all of you niggers like talking about how much yandere mommy asmr you listen to but i've yet to see any with half decent voice acting. if you have one tat's actually good send it itt

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You rn:

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>>80025
WTAF JANNIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS APE XIM

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>>80026
what was it originally jfl

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No I will gatekeep them

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>>80036
tsmt they are mine no one else can have them


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 β„–79819Images Only[Reply]

sorry i'm a stupid shitskinned esl nigger from south east asia. Why can't I vote? is there something I need to do with my IP or am I just hopeless?

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brownocaust nusoi

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>>79860
sarr help me nusoi know nothing

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>>79819 (OP)
>>>/q/
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you need your IP to be on the site for at least a week afaik. just be patient you will eventually get perms

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>>80003
thanks for the reply and for the solution

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>>>80003
>thanks for the reply and for the solution

this image is from booru btw if you typed 'nice' for some reason


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 β„–80028[Reply]

>randomly remember a youtuber i used to watch a few years ago
>latest video has some female looking stickman on the thumbnail
>"geg imagine if he trooned out"
>video called "big news" on his channel
>he has long hair, painted fingernails and is dressed like a fag
>he has a bluesky
>"[ she/her ] [ 🏳️⚧️ ]"
>its over
why do they all turn out like this?

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what youtuber was this?

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I've seen this same post on /soy/ before

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>>80030
https://www.youtube.com/@CaptainKRB
his videos were actually unique and interesting back in the day

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Iirc the only 'craft and other JewTubers from my country I used to watch as a kid are litterally the same except there's more Drama and they are all married now

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>>80038
There was also a nigger who immigrated to Dubai to larp as Tate but got sentenced to death for doing drugs


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 β„–80019[Reply]

I accidentally fell over a mouse and it landed in my foreskin. can I get rent from the mice?? also how many mice fit in the average foreskin?? asking for a friend. γƒΎ(≧▽≦*)o

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awesome thread

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>Have you considered raping the mice instead? Hoarding them in your foreskin will only work temporary but beastiality will last for a new generation of mouse demi humans.

Tthis nigga fell in the back of a mcdonalds. guys please like and scubcribe


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 β„–78699[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

Wich minority do (you) actually hate (besides troons obviously) ? Also give me some reasoning because most minorities, well atleast racial minorities differ much in behavior and can’t be caricatured like a tranny who follows a strict ideology. Ofc generalizing is heckin bad but I want to laugh at chuddy opinions
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>>79871
trve, we should rangeban all browns

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>>79874
I'm White xir

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>>79821
Late response, but it's worth saying anyway
>Biased Translation ou algo. Also why would someone lay like this in the night and then desperately run away just because?
Bait or mental retardation. Call it.
The young man was actively following Jesus. Both translations make this abundantly clear. Also after reading a bit more of the surrounding verses, your point falls apart completely.
For context the verse is taken from Jesus' arrest after Judas betrayed him. The "they" in the verse refers to the police, and it's very clear that THEY captured the young man (Jesus' follower), but he escaped naked. That's it. Jesus was captured due to his popularity at the time, not because he fucked boys.
The image is essentially bullshit, framing Jesus as someone way worse than he truly was. Picrels are Jesus' arrest in full (KJV and NIV versions respectively).
<reddit
It seems to me that you're coping about your prophet marrying kids and project it onto the one religious figure who never did such a thing. I've seen trannies have a better understanding of the bible than you do.

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>>78699 (OP)
somalians

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>>79960
He was following him because he got groomed geg

>The "they" in the verse refers to the police, and it's very clear that THEY captured the young man (Jesus' follower), but he escaped naked.

I don't see this

>That's it. Jesus was captured due to his popularity at the time, not because he fucked boys.

Yes but not in the Biblical version
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>It seems to me that you're coping about your prophet marrying kids and project it onto the one religious figure who never did such a thing. I've seen trannies have a better understanding of the bible than you do.


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 β„–79653[Reply]

i have nothing to do, my friends keep saying the same tired joke at me hoping they get a reaction, one of my other friends might be trying to disassociate with me, i don't have a monitor to play on, mobile games are boring, i stopped caring about the "problems in our world" like 2-3 months ago and now i have nothing, eating the same food, rotting in bed trying to have fun on this spy tech, my speech is a little impaired and there are barely any people with my tastes,
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>>79655
i don't have a pet

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>>>79653 (OP)
>Idk walk your dog if u are bored

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go outside, or however the hypocrisy goes

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>>79653 (OP)
you don't need much to enjoy life, go into a forest,enjoy the life around you, feel the warmth of the sun. o algo

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>>79653 (OP)
Try finding a hobby that doesn't require any electronics, like music (unless you play electric/synths) or art. Explore a few hobbies and pick the ones you like.
Also tsmt do this OP >>79757 >>79943

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>>79653 (OP)
there has to be something in life bro why are you disinterested in anything?


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 β„–79922[Reply]

the biggest mistake of life was done this week. my school had a ice protest and I noticed they had posted a pic of there signs on the schools Snapchat one of them saying "the pilgrims were undocumented too" which I replied too saying they were and made modern America. my enemies had replied to me, not saying anything to debate me but to humiliate me, they had posted pics from my cord account, showing me saying I would rape (this was a while ago) I thought this was bad since everyone at school can see that but no, it got way worst. an mixed black mutt had said I have 'p via telegram, I obviously dont, after that I got super worried thinking how everyone now thinks I'm a cord groomer, I couldn't sleep that night, later at school I had kept quiet avoiding everyone, hoping they hadn't seen those post, my heart and mind were racing thinking I'll be called to the office at any moment, luckily nothing had happened but all I know is my social life has completely destroyed, I couldn't stop thinking about getting home school but I'd have to wait next year. I want to rope so bad but I know my enemy's would laugh at me for being so weak. in other words, its over

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Fucking retarded nuchud ur fine nophono is even going to care normies say retarded shit in their groomcord servers all the time. I don’t think anyone legitimately thinks u are a pedophile, and if anyone brings up anything you’ve been accused of doing just lightly joke about it and brush it off. No one is going to give you serious slack about this. When you are in jewschool you think everyone cares but most people don’t gaf and have extremely short term memory. Next time don’t debate people using an account with your name

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>>79923
thank you xir


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 β„–79827[Reply]

in the last many years I went through negative and then positive change
<Tranny
When I was like, 13, I got groomed on the cord into becoming a tranny, I was also a furry and a socialist (commiefurfag)
When I was older, 15, I talked with a dude on the cord and he explained me the tranny pipeline and grooming, he then pulled me out of it
After that I got re involved on politics and became a right winger (not a mindless grouper tho), and so a transphobic chud
<Chud
When I was 17 (so like, one year ago) I discovered the sherdee and joined it
was it a positive change?
I didn't take any estrogen or changes, just dressed up as a faggot
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this site isn't political dumbass, we're making fun of everyone, without this peculiarity it would be just another rw xitter circlejerk where mindless niggers comet "checkin based and valid" under every post

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>>79851
Everybaldi knows that soyteens are mostly on the right doe. You likely are as well being that you have no issue saying nigger.

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This is a good example of the Horseshoe theory, nigga was a tranny then became a chudcel which is predictable

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Even doe the sites population is majority right wing KEK
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>>79855
ive met alt lefter communistpedotroons that say nigger so its mostly regressives doebeit

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>>79851
Overton window or whatever if you told most normalGODS the stuff you’ve said on here they would probably think you are a hecking nazi fascist even by instagram zoomer standards


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 β„–79319[Reply]

How do you deal with the feeling of getting overwhelmed , and feeling like a complete retard when trying to learn or study anything. I feel like if I spent 888888 years reading the books and watching lessons my peanut retard brain could not comprehend even 1% of what I want to know. I just keep finding more and more incomprehensible information , and then giving up and doing nothing. I've already lost years of time because of this. What should I do.
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Become a Twitch streamer

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What are you trying to study?

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>>79319 (OP)
Seems that u dont like ur proffession find something u like

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>>79381
I signed up for CS classes because it was the most hyped up raisin but almost immediately started realising that I'm not built for this , I still want to learn but my mental state makes me give up too easily, and I have to go back and learn like 2 years worth of material that I missed , I keep thinking stuff like "it's too late" and "i'll never learn anything in a lifetime"

 β„–79834

Read atomic habits it has some stuff on how to deal with retarded habits or something

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>>79788
Do you think you have analysis paralysis or something? It seems like you are getting overwhelmed by trying to learn everything about CS at once (i think).

When I started learning to draw, I got overwhelmed because I was worrying about learning perspective and then anatomy and then line of action and then whatever the fuck. Eventually I gave up trying to learn everything at once and just started making small relatively simple drawings, without worrying if I knew 100% how I was going to make the drawing or if it would come out looking good.

If I was learning CS I would start by making 1 tiny project and then building up from there, not try to learn 2 years worth of knowledge all at once. Does this help?


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 β„–79896[Reply]

i used to think the phrase "between jobs" meant you were moving from one job to another you already had lined up.
turns out this year i finally learned it just means unemployed
a friend told me they were "between jobs" and i immediately went.
"oh nice, where's your new job at?"

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Im pretty sure your interpretation is the right one, ive only ever heard it used in the waiting period between quitting a job and starting to onboard onto a new one

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>>79896 (OP)
The blakBerry Pearl was a smartphone developed by Research In Motion (RIM). The Pearl (8100) was launched on September 12, 2006, marking the first blakBerry device with a camera, media player and other multimedia features, significantly expanding the traditionally enterprise brand's market to mainstream consumers. Running version 4.5 of blakBerry OS, the Pearl supported the full range of blakBerry enterprise functionality. Updated versions were released as Pearl 8110, 8120 and 8130.

Unlike previous blakBerrys, the Pearl swapped the wide body and full QWERTY keyboard for a narrower, candybar style, and a hybrid keypad keyboard layout on a 4-row, 5-column keypad, with a proprietary predictive input algorithm called SureType. Most notably, the Pearl uses a titular translucent trackball that facilitates horizontal and vertical scrolling, instead of the traditional blakBerry scroll wheel. The backlit color of the 8100 trackball is controlled by a series of LEDs and may be changed by software loaded on the phone; the 8110, 8120 and 8130 models trackball is lit only in white.[1] The color customization capabilities also extend to the notification LED in the top right corner of the device. This LED can be programmed to blink different colors depending on which contact has called, texted or emailed.[2]

The blakBerry Pearl was a large sales success for RIM.[3] In 2008, a Pearl flip phone, the 8200 series, was released, while in 2010 the successor to the original Pearl, the 3G Pearl 9100 series, was released.

Features and versions

Disassembled blakBerry Pearl revealing the hardware inside
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College isnt challenging, no gf, hobbies feel empty, I have to get a job soon, not enough structure to feel off the clock when it comes to homework (they expect me to spend 3 hours a day self-studying but I am giving them 30 minutes at most. I would need meds to fix my executive dysfunction but I need to use executive function to get them), and the lingering need of survival.
Nothing is challenging, the only challenging thing is forcing myself to do homework which isnt challenging itself. There's no opportunity to fulfill my potential, I'm wasting my youth, by the time I will be allowed to use my intellect I will already be old.
And the sharty is dying so I will need new bullshit to make my autistic self feel special
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>>79894 (OP)
You should get a gf for fun to have some schmecks with

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And what are we supposed to do other than listening to you whining about it? You actually sound like a Reddit or

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>>79898
just wanted to see if anyone could relate
And I have nowhere else to express myself

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You are such a super smart little goy but you are too stupid to find ways to entertain yourself?

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>>79901
I'm well entertained but I feel the need to work towards something, faster, to conquer, to move forward. I need to express my ability but because of adhd I cant do anything from my bed room.

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>>79903
I don't know man that seems on you, im an adhdnigger too but ive always had something to do. You already are doing well in college, maybe do some more hands on stuff with your career? Showing up to internships and stuff, getting some experience so you can become a master in your field. That seems like something to work towads


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 β„–79784[Reply]

I cant even tell niggers to kill themselves anymore fuck this retarded site going down the drain cus qoot is gay
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1984 o algo whey ees over mane

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>I cant even tell niggers to kill themselves anymore fuck this retarded site going down the drain cus qoot is gay fuggen shardee

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>>79796
yeah look at new rules
>>79797
tsmt
>>79798
tsmt
>>79799
biggest nusoi ever geg I haven't been on the sharty in like a month I haven't been an avid user since March last year

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Quote should become an hero

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>>79784 (OP)
it says genuinely in bold text blind nigger
see watch this
Kill yourself you obsessed kazakh naughty professor nigger cracker ballsack tickler shitalian hailing from shithole town, you will never be a goddamn woman you hear me? Circumflex most obsessed mexilard o algo

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>>79830
true I hate him
>>79858
yeah but if a janny doesn't like you they'll just ban you for saying KYS once they always twist rules to ban users they don't like its a completely subjective rule


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 β„–79089[Reply]

Yo
Any confirmed (or suspecting to be) neurodivergents here with above average IQ/intellegence?

Wanna share something about yourself here?
Are you bipolar? Autistic? ADHD? Chronically depressed asf? What are you?

Im currently doing a research and i need this rare and valuable information from anyone who can be described as above. Im asperger myself, so dont be shy.

I tried looking on reddit due to how easy is it to search for information, but reddit is shithole and filled with bots and dumb midwits. I tried looking for high iq + neurodivergent, but whenever i was doxing people who claimed that they are "gifted" they were just larping midwits most of the times. One dude claimed to have AuDHD and 140 iq, but i found more info about his life and he lives with his family and just has typical autistic (stereotypical, "dumb" type) interests without anything "gifted" in his life. He is just dumb, autistic redditor that larped as gifted, wasted some time thinking that i found a gem yet it was just larping nigger

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>>79409
This is denial. You're schizotypal or about to have a psychotic break.
Have fun nigga. Just remember not to get violent with family/friends during, you'll end up homeless.

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>>79408
If you're not larping, then:
You probably have high pattern recognition?
But, at the same, you're clearly schizo, despite the fact that I understand what kind of thoughts you had or how you felt while writing this.
Just yeah, be careful, dont go crazy.
Consider taking dopamine inhibitors if shit hits the fan.
Try to exploit your brain to game the capitalism, or you will end up as many other people. Like, Terry Davis that got assasinated by CIA train something. You know the drill.
Good luck.

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I have 1488 IQ and every mental illness in the world

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>>79423
how do i become like you?
will poking my prefrontal cortex with a screwdriver work?
i hope it will>>79423

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>>79089 (OP)
I'm diagnosed with aspergers a c ptsd but I have an iq of 145.
I feel like I have a lot of potential but I have occasional bouts of depression and anxiety that feels crippling

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>Im such a special lil smart boy look at me
I'd believe some of you if you all didnt type like 14 year olds


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 β„–79594[Reply]

just recently, this girl I somewhat know has started sitting next to me at lunch with her friend, and has been really nice and friendly to me.

they've started offering for me to join whatever they’re doing (walking with them around the hallways and such), and it’s like I’m in the friend group. but one girl in particular, I’ll call her anna, has been extra nice to me, and we have started texting and bonding over different things (music, shit we used to like as kids, etc.)

anna and I have been talking almost every night since they started sitting with me, and she texts somewhat flirty (?)

I’ve been a little bit interested in her for a few months now, but I’ve never had this kind of chance to talk to her.

I’ve checked her bios on social media a few times to see if she’s single, and they’ve said taken every time I’ve checked, other than one random night a few days ago, where it said single.

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>>79596
>>79599
which one do i listen to

 β„–79601

yeah she likes you chuddy. you might be a rebound so keep that in mind, but you only live once. DONT be retarded and obsess over this, try to keep calm, you will have many other situations after this youre not marrying her

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>>79601
thank you chud, gonna try to very subtly flirt with her for a while and then eventually ask her out.

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Does she have a big FUTACOCK?

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>>79621
we'll see

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>>79621
kys 4cuck troon pedo corder


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 β„–78612[Reply]

I'm one of the OCD guys who made a couple threads and here to messed up again because i couldn't get that stuff from my mind. I ended up borderline looking at some pics of some Sisa at 4cuck wich made me coom against my will and it went worse later on. I'm really at my lowest rn because i turned 18 and improved alot better and slowly started to feel normal again since the last few months for example i started hitting the gym and decided to become more disciplined
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Why are you doing this to me?

 β„–78647

have you tried suicide?

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>>78612 (OP)
hey I caught scurvy a week ago and havent gooned since
its really distracting because I can feel them crawl/eat through my leg
parasitemaxxing actually works

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>>79237
Same but restricting food is better for me

 β„–79418

I still feel like the worst Branigger alive btw. The fact that my parents Isolated me is really hurting my mental health. I'm litterally stuck in this place and there's nothing i can do

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>>78612 (OP)
>I'm really at my lowest rn because i turned 18
blud just missed the cacacaust GEG
>>79237
WTF


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