/r9k/ - ROBOT9999

Email
Subject
Comment
Verification	Please type the name of the object/variant:
File
Embed
Voice
Poll
Options	Poster IDs Images Only
Password	(For file deletion.)

File: osakaar.jpg 📥︎ (6.22 KB, 267x189) ImgOps

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 02:37:55 №82027 [Reply]

What would you do if you had to do something really terrible just so you can survive in the middle of a winter storm? Hopefully somebody wouldn't get hurt.

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 02:41:43 №82028

And no. Don't tell me to go to a shelter. I'd get robbed and i have something that would get me in a lot of trouble and i can't just lose out here

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 03:13:38 №82030

Fuck normalgoys just do whatever you need to do.

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 03:22:11 №82031

>>82027 (OP)
>What would you do if you had to do something really terrible just so you can survive in the middle of a winter storm? Hopefully somebody wouldn't get hurt.
just do it bro
>>82028
>i have something that would get me in a lot of trouble
post it here, that'll solve the problem, or it'll at least divide the problem to the amount of 'teens on da shardee rn
unless its 'p, if it is then kys

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 03:26:32 №82032

wya? it's a blizzard here in nyc, are you from here too?

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 05:03:03 №82034

I guarantee half of you niggas would sell your asshole to survive in prison.

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 11:32:04 №82039

nohino

File: neutralplier ciggarette.png 📥︎ (86.63 KB, 1200x1600) ImgOps

Chud NgvfOoON 02/21/26 (Sat) 05:36:24 №81891 [Reply]

cigarettes helped me quit gooning, or atleast they make me want to way less, like a year ago I asked this board if getting addicted to cigarettes would make me not addicted to gooning and you guys said no but it actually worked, I've been smoking for like 4 months now and its not so bad

8 posts and 2 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

Chud NgvfOoON 02/21/26 (Sat) 10:01:35 №81904

Replacing an addiction with another one doesn't improve anything. Quit both, it'll be better for you in the long run.
>Gooning - Try going to bed early and occupying yourself with hobbies and other activities to fill your schedule.
<Smoking - That's much harder to beat. There are supplements that promise to help with it but I'm not sure if they work. YMMV

Chud NgvfOoON 02/21/26 (Sat) 15:28:20 №81912

>>81901
>>81896
maybe you two are right geg I didn't really think about it like that, what I mean is that when I don't see her I wanna goon but then I smoke and it goes away, however when me and her smoke together my libido doesnt go down or anything but I don't really know I'm not a scientist
>>81902
this makes sense I believe you
>>81904
plenty of people quit smoking but almost no one quits gooning, I think I'd rather have black lungs than a porn brain

Chud NgvfOoON 02/21/26 (Sat) 16:05:52 №81917

>>81912
>plenty of people quit smoking but almost no one quits gooning, I think I'd rather have black lungs than a porn brain
Look at this board for any extended period of time and you'd see so many people wanting to quit gooning. Go on /x/, and you'd find a pinned NoFap thread. People DO want to quit, but no one is speaking up about it because of what it is, that's why you only see talks about quitting online, and not irl.

Chud NgvfOoON 02/21/26 (Sat) 18:35:03 №81919

>>81901
wait a minute kek this is the jojosfag. also good reply

>>81912
ive been "porn free" for about like a year now its possible to just not be a gooner. you just gotta keep trying, and if you fall you gotta get back up.

Chud NgvfOoON 02/22/26 (Sun) 22:18:57 №82006

i been smoking for 5 years and it has had no effect on how much i masturbate

Chud NgvfOoON 02/23/26 (Mon) 03:37:03 №82033

>>81917
people want to but there's not as many doing that you idiot
>>81919
I guess that's true idk man it didn't work for me
>>82006
you're just a jeet then idk

File: SoyBooru.com - 170229 - br….png 📥︎ (69.1 KB, 878x742) ImgOps

Women are Gayer than Homos, SNCA probably. Chud 02/17/26 (Tue) 21:12:38 №81588 [Reply]

Since literally middle school (im in college rn btw), I have seen more and more instances of girls who are either fixated or straight up obsessed with gay people or gay sex. It genuinely irritates me to no end. When i was in 6th grade, there was a girl that I could only describe as a protopoon who was possibly the most annoying female-adjacent creature walking the earth. All she talked about was fucking tranime, and how she loved the idea of her favorite male characters being Homos. I had no idea about my self identity so lowk she was almost like a friend to me because I was a sperg loner until like 8th grade, but she literally referred to us once as looking like fuckbuddies, IN MIDDLESCHOOL, and that was about all I remember of that because my poon sensor kicked in and made me steer clear. Every other girl who liked anime from middle school all through highschool had a similar thing, exept not so retarded and abbrasive. If they weren't talking to other faggot-loving femcel autists about how obsessed they were about their gay fanfic crushes and how wet it made them, they were fantasizing about poons and gaylords in every other form of media. Its as if every girl who manages to dodge healthy male interaction from ages 12 to 18 instantly becomes obsessed with watching two twinks eat shit out of each other. Obviously some girls were more annoying with this shit than others, and I generally get along with and can hold conversations amicably with gays and lesbians and trans ppl, pretty much everyphono, but god damn when they can't shut themselves up about it i get like retard cortisol spikes.

So basically, towards the end of highschool, I met who is currently my GF, we've been going for 4 yrs now, and I love everything about her, mostly that I feel like I have a chud sadness support system, but one of her interests centers around gay literature and media, like its as if every 2nd book she picks up has some gay couple at the forefront of the plot somehow, and she admitted to me a few yrs ago that she occasionally reads BL shit and has a vested interest in general faggotry. Every time she goes on some SNCAfest abt how awesome the gays are in this newest issue of the book she's reading, it makes me cringe, but I love her and I look over it because I know I value what we have over what I find cringeworthy, but I even have FAMILY (my older sister) who's into shit like this, my older sister spent like half of her teenage life dressing her self up like she Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

3 posts and 3 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

Chud 02/19/26 (Thu) 09:37:52 №81735

File: sobchad.PNG 📥︎ (144.68 KB, 495x486) ImgOps

>tfw no fujoshi gf

Chud 02/20/26 (Fri) 09:05:17 №81853

File: SmallCob.png 📥︎ (156 B, 10x10) ImgOps

this is the most relatable shit ever posted on this board
wtf is wrong with foids

Chud 02/20/26 (Fri) 09:57:04 №81854

File: 1597713541174.jpg 📥︎ (1 MB, 1920x2560) ImgOps

talked to a bitch who cried to brokeback mountain, pretty gay but ive never have had faggotry casted on me from a foid. I think im too masculine, im glad i dont have your issues sub-human.

Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 03:48:39 №81881

File: SoyBooru.com - 69300 - 201….png 📥︎ (350.01 KB, 1109x792) ImgOps

File: SoyBooru.com - 94615 - bud….png 📥︎ (348.87 KB, 1001x562) ImgOps

File: SoyBooru.com - 99129 - bud….jpg 📥︎ (175.86 KB, 918x1280) ImgOps

>>81588 (OP)
good on yuo for being able to overlook that about your gf, that trvly takes 'trength, 'specially for us 'tards

why is it image only mode geg, xhs is all i have

Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 03:51:16 №81882

File: SoyBooru.com - 17415 - cal….png 📥︎ (488.01 KB, 1410x647) ImgOps

>>81854
wait, people watch 'rokeback 'ountain unironically?

i dont have any images related to the thread geg

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 22:25:22 №82007

File: SoyBooru.com - 115629 - an….png 📥︎ (30.92 KB, 674x877) ImgOps

porn addicts fo' real. all forms of pornography should be illegaliseddddddddduh so ppl can have fulfilling relationships

File: 5472 - SoyBooru.png 📥︎ (123.64 KB, 845x850) ImgOps

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 01:05:24 №81932 [Reply]

What do you listen to while you're sad?

3 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 09:51:37 №81967

File: ClipboardImage.png 📥︎ (43.71 KB, 816x750) ImgOps

File: ClipboardImage.png 📥︎ (171.37 KB, 1024x1000) ImgOps

>crystal castles, amnesty is my favourite album
<crystal castles

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 15:06:56 №81971

File: brapshavenopride.jpg 📥︎ (182.02 KB, 1080x1080) ImgOps

The Smiths and Death in June

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 16:24:33 №81973

disney songs like moana

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 16:33:39 №81974

>>81933
good choice

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 16:59:03 №81975

File: 5796-soundtracks-for-the-b….jpg 📥︎ (268.75 KB, 1195x1200) ImgOps

any swans album pre hiatus

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 21:24:55 №81994

linkin park

File: SoyBooru.com - 123357 - ba….jpg 📥︎ (53.69 KB, 452x672) ImgOps

I am genuinely afraid of intimacy Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 18:50:32 №81922 [Reply]

Like i had a girlfriend back then(I'm useless fakecel). We did not have a lot but we were already kissing, hugging eachother etc. But every time I kissed her I felt really really bad. Like I am a fucking filthy animal. I didn't even think about having sex. After we broke up, I basically felt uneasy and it was difficult for me to meet and communicate with girls. Is it ok or I need to take meds

6 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 05:26:40 №81943

>>81922 (OP)
We both were legal in case someone asks

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 05:56:19 №81947

>>81942
i dont get it. so like you feel like a weirdo because you are perverting something that is pure? if it was just hugging and kissing then idk whats ur problem.
<
your emotions seem to conflict with reality. id suggest to stop being shallow about your intimacy with the opposite gender. if you arent comfortable or you just dont like her or if you think shes too good for you then why are you even in that relationship?

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 08:31:57 №81962

>>81947
We broke up already as I said. Thanks for advice. I guess my mind is pretty fucked up

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 19:30:27 №81985

>>81922 (OP)
maybe your a bottom or something

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 19:47:30 №81988

>>81922 (OP)
crazy how i've felt the same since i last broke. it leaves marks

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 21:18:32 №81992

File: 1763814400663z.png 📥︎ (251.88 KB, 1000x1000) ImgOps

>I feel like a sort of predator or something like that. Like she's so cute and innocent and I'm doing these things to her. Feeling guilty in short
I'm a predator. Give her to me.

File: Neutral_Markiplier.png 📥︎ (6.61 KB, 600x800) ImgOps

Chud 02/15/26 (Sun) 19:17:17 №81363 [Reply]

I hate myself.
I can't do any single fucking thing competently.
I'm ugly as shit.
I have no self discipline.
My screen time is like 12 hours a day.
I don't even brush my teeth.
I jerk off every single fucking day.
My grades are shit.
My family is poor and I fucking hate them.
I have no hobbies and I just doomscroll all fucking day.
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

13 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.

Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 15:18:58 №81910

File: ventjak.webp 📥︎ (24.59 KB, 391x847) ImgOps

>I hate myself.
>I can't do any single fucking thing competently.
>I'm ugly as shit.
>I have no self discipline.
>My screen time is like 12 hours a day.
>I don't even brush my teeth.
>I jerk off every single fucking day.
>My grades are shit.
>My family is poor and I fucking hate them.
>I have no hobbies and I just doomscroll all fucking day.
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 22:50:42 №81927

>>81910
god tier cropping skills

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 01:54:54 №81935

>>81363 (OP)
you need to talk to someone who loves you

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 03:30:58 №81938

take drugs kill a bear

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 06:00:07 №81949

>>81363 (OP)
you know your issues. why havent you fixed them?

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 19:32:22 №81986

>>81910
found a decepticon
over here we actually talk about things nusoi

File: 106277.gif 📥︎ (154.46 KB, 250x250) ImgOps

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 13:29:45 №81970 [Reply]

What is r9k even for? All i know that it was used by suicidal people and groomers. Could someone enlighten me?

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 16:59:53 №81977

a board for suicidal people and groomers

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 19:26:24 №81983

in its current state is more of a place for actual conversation that mostly escapes the irony blacked ways of the main boards
you can actually talk here without judgement over snca and get advice instead

File: jerdee claw.gif 📥︎ (4.1 MB, 400x400) ImgOps

just want to thank this board Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 07:01:15 №81958 [Reply]

you guys have always made my weeks at least a little more interesting. its always fun reading snca on here and whatever. cheers

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 07:06:00 №81960

File: 1771689869852e.gif 📥︎ (332.75 KB, 112x112) ImgOps

You're welcome nusoi

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 07:17:13 №81961

no problem, enjoy

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 08:32:33 №81963

>>81958 (OP)
same mate, same

File: SoyBooru.com - 24830 - chu….png 📥︎ (22.23 KB, 484x561) ImgOps

is it just getting started? Chud 5GQNhqAk 02/21/26 (Sat) 04:10:51 №81883 [Reply]

>be me
>almost finishing class
>favorite professor decides to hold a end of the year field trip like 3 months later
>its shared by like 3 different classes
>small pool of people within these 3 classes
>he personally asks me to attend
>the trip is actually interesting
>it fits right in with my schedule
>im basically the only guy going
>the rest of the people attending are cute artist girls around my age
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

Chud 5GQNhqAk 02/21/26 (Sat) 04:24:05 №81885

just don't talk to all the girls o algo if any like you they'll get jealous and hate you

Chud 5GQNhqAk 02/21/26 (Sat) 04:30:07 №81888

>>81885
i was really only planning on like spending my day with whoever i have to sit next to in the school van

Chud 5GQNhqAk 02/21/26 (Sat) 07:49:59 №81899

>>81888
Find someone who YOU like/are attracted to. You have one shot at this OP, don't fuck it up.
also cool GET

Chud 5GQNhqAk 02/21/26 (Sat) 11:59:20 №81905

File: 1767633233215z.png 📥︎ (655.95 KB, 1280x957) ImgOps

you are a faggot

Chud 5GQNhqAk 02/22/26 (Sun) 03:52:24 №81939

>>81905
thats racist

File: 1771643901485g.mp4 📥︎ (1.92 MB, 640x480) ImgOps

Nusoicacas Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 07:09:28 №81897 [Reply]

When your supporting NAS coal and p and you ironically blame a long dead splinter for everthing you don t like.

Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 07:14:00 №81898

MY supporting NAS coal and p? I don't own a "supporting NAS coal and p" because a "supporting NAS coal and p" isn't an object you fucking retard kek end your life.

Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 08:11:16 №81900

>>81897 (OP)
wrong board; back to /soy/ you go

Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 18:46:38 №81920

>>81898
gegegegegegegegeggeeeeeeeeeeee

Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 18:47:20 №81921

>>81897 (OP)
my grandpa looks like this

File: 1723125568333z.png 📥︎ (15.97 KB, 598x628) ImgOps

Chud 02/20/26 (Fri) 12:01:36 №81856 [Reply]

most disgusting thing you've gooned to

1 post omitted. Click reply to view.

Chud 02/20/26 (Fri) 12:22:05 №81858

You, nusoi.

Chud 02/20/26 (Fri) 16:51:59 №81864

incest + pregnancy AND orgy

Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 15:39:49 №81914

~~>>81913~~
Saying this so I never will be tempted to go to this website again

Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 15:41:27 №81915

>>81914
Marge what just got deleted

Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 15:42:53 №81916

>>81914
If you got yourself banned by saying 'p
or something youre a retard

Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 17:33:41 №81918

>>81916
theres been 2 people who have said 'p ITT so far

File: itsmelancholy.png 📥︎ (1.24 MB, 1024x1024) ImgOps

Chud 02/20/26 (Fri) 05:55:13 №81844 [Reply]

girlfriend dreams are the worst

Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 13:33:47 №81906

>>81844 (OP)
I dreamed I had to do parkour with a car with friends and a girl wearing a gasmask for some reason
whenever another one wanted to try a particular jump we all had to unscrew our seats for some reason
anyway, at some point we come across a CTE retarded kung-fu master, who tells us a guy with a missile cruiser has made 6 gorillion clones of him (except less retarded) and that they're coming to kill us because were trespassing or something
he offers to fight them for us and the clones do that action-movie thing where they all stand around and wait to attack while their buddy gets whooped, and we do the same because we're reminded the kung-fu master is retarded and gets his ass whooped in no time which of course means we have to 1v1 the remaining clones
at some point we go from beating them up to outright killing the clones and the girl in the gasmask has a mental breakdown over it
then I woke up

Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 13:42:00 №81907

>>81906
*and we do the same UNTIL we're reminded

Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 15:17:27 №81909

File: OH MY GOD SHE IS SO ATTRAC….gif 📥︎ (233.18 KB, 96x98) ImgOps

I forgot what getting female attention was like (or never knew?)
I get gf dreams sometimes but I never look at her.
Most of my dreams stop me from looking up or looking at peoples faces

File: IMG_9611.png 📥︎ (51.1 KB, 775x849) ImgOps

Has media obsession caused a rift in your family? Chud 01/30/26 (Fri) 23:18:21 №80085 [Reply]

have a retarded younger sister who's an ragebaiting edgy porn artist on the internet, She's 15 and she just can't stop ban evading on several rule 34 websites and sites like 4cuck, contastly drawing gay furry niggerlodeon cartoon 'p with fucked up hardcore fetishes, loves getting groomed, EPI'd and sexting, sending death treats or gore and talks about fucking stupid cartoon characters like Rocko, Ren and Stimpy, Roger Rabbit, SwaySway from Breadwinners, Frumplequest, Homestar Runner, Mr Game and Watch, the robots from Mean Bean Machine, Wooldoor Sockbat, looney tunes characters, real school shooters, Mixels, and motherfucking videogame mascots like Bubsy, Daxter, Earthworm Jim, Rayman and DigDug and it's fucking exhausting and autistic. She also has a massive list of school drama happenings and switched to like 4 schools since she was 6 and one of them was attempting to throw some student to the stairs, stabbed a little kid's arm with a pen (DOCTOSSSSSSSS). I'm seriously considering cutting her off completely. It's almost as if they got infected by mind aids brainworms that sometimes spasm and makes them go on multi day insufferable autistic schizonigger rampages.

I wish I could permanently delete all of her social media accounts, destroy all of her mobile devices.

I have to cutoff our parents for accidentaly turning them into psycho left wing hardcore christian disney adults who believe in BLM, LGBTBRAAAP+, Snyderverse and vegan pro-life rights and personally attacking me severely because i criticized Disney, Niggerlodeon and PETA very badly online for making shit products, grooming, hiring criminals and jews, wokeness, scams and killing animals in the past, which it's actually a trvth nvke.

36 posts and 9 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

Chud 02/14/26 (Sat) 15:02:09 №81309

cant believe these types of people are actually real. the only way to save her is cutting off internet access. get a job and save up money so u can move out ASAP.

Chud 02/16/26 (Mon) 00:50:44 №81390

>>81033
lego when mixel back plox

Chud 02/16/26 (Mon) 07:24:31 №81405

>>80085 (OP)
what country ius that

Chud 02/16/26 (Mon) 15:47:25 №81450

just kill that bitch

Chud 02/20/26 (Fri) 06:12:14 №81851

SEND A 'ZA TO YOUR OWN HOUSE

Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 04:42:19 №81889

File: 1749171627794y-0.png 📥︎ (168.69 KB, 410x357) ImgOps

>>80085 (OP)
checked

>>80154
>>80181
tsmt

>>80829
thats a tall order. she should at least understand first that her online habits are destructive before enforcing rules

Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

File: 1613356485669.png 📥︎ (17.68 KB, 720x651) ImgOps

replica fashion Chud Y9bBgL^y 02/02/26 (Mon) 06:46:27 №80306 [Reply]

tell me /r9k/, whats the new meta for buying replica clothing?
<
i used to buy reps from 2020-2022 but nowadays im so OOTL i dont even know where to start

7 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.

Chud Y9bBgL^y 02/08/26 (Sun) 23:13:17 №80918

Buying trout mask replicas i think

Chud Y9bBgL^y 02/09/26 (Mon) 00:53:43 №80919

Nigga use ACB its the only good one after pandabuy got raided

Chud Y9bBgL^y 02/10/26 (Tue) 00:52:28 №80989

>>80913
yeah reps are good imo. you just have to find good and trusted vendors which takes a while, but allows you to get near-identical clothing. thats just my experience though idk if its changed since

>>80919
link?

Chud Y9bBgL^y 02/10/26 (Tue) 03:22:20 №80998

>>80989
thanks 'een

Chud Y9bBgL^y 02/21/26 (Sat) 04:28:10 №81886

>>80919
acbuy seems pretty good ive been doing my research for a while since i made this thread and now i got a cart of 8 things ill buy

Chud Y9bBgL^y 02/21/26 (Sat) 04:28:43 №81887

just gotta wait for lunar new year to end so that the businesses stop being dnbs and then i can actually buy clothes

File: 1752721606705e.png 📥︎ (13.55 KB, 600x800) ImgOps

Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 01:58:50 №81877 [Reply]

how easily replaceable are you?

Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 03:13:45 №81878

>>81877 (OP)
very or something

Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 03:15:11 №81879

100%
>Unoriginal content! You have been muted for 0 seconds.
>Unoriginal content! You have been muted for 0 seconds.
>Unoriginal content! You have been muted for 0 seconds.
nigger

Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 04:12:13 №81884

not that replaceable. people love me for who i am