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 β„–92684[Reply]

going back to college at 23 im going to be taking remedial math classes with retards just out of high school im fucking why didnt i take my life more seriously

 β„–92686

yeah robot, agepill hits different and its extremely brutal. im 21 and i cant believe im still regularly lurking on the bald man of glasses website. i feel like i never actually grew up and i dont know how to. im doing an apprenticeship right now, stuck in a class full of 18 year olds. i couldnt finish mine on time earlier thanks to severe ocd, a string of bad decisions, and an overall precarious life situation that kept piling up on me. that loser feeling is soul crushing, trust me i get it too. i still havent figured out how to actually cope with it either. grinding forward is really the only move we got at this point, theres no other way through it

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>>92686
no one ever truly feels like an adult we're all mentally 17 permanently

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>no one ever truly feels like an adult we're all mentally 17 permanently

Grow up faggot



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 β„–92624[Reply]

>keeps getting into and losing arguments with trannies just to get framed as a heckin' jealous bigot
>go on the sharty
>keep getting into and losing arguments to chuds just to get framed as a heckin' jealous subhuman
Am I just meant to suffer alone?
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 β„–92636

shut up and lurk more

 β„–92647

>>92629
>>92636
I didn't say I was voluntarily getting into arguments, dipshits.

 β„–92648

What does this even mean, how do you get into these arguments?

 β„–92649

if you joined the sharty after 2012, dont post! just lurk!

 β„–92650

>>92649
I was here since 2020!

 β„–92667

>>92647
You can just not respond



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 β„–92616[Reply]

faggotmaxxing might be the future tech in speedrunning the "unlock GF" achievement
>be me
>loser chud
<ironically i am more politically chudpilled now
>using 4cuck since 2017 then switching to here around late 2024 cause 4cuck had fully became reddit and I could no longer deny it
>into snca theater kid shit and some very foid media and hide it most of my life
>finally after a really depressing incident with a girl i had a crush on i decide that i dont care about anything socially and might as well fit in with the faggot theater kids since there are no chuds in this school other then me
>instantly get a gf, hot blond goth chick, a little chubby, kind of snooty, massive tits like G-cups, and not fat girl tits, massive perky tittys
<now that relationship failed due to her being constantly emasculating to me and then doing bpd shit but I used this exact technique again and found a better for me girl who's a skinny scenemo chick, small tits, honestly find her hotter, she doesnt emasculate me and make me call her anything in public either which is very nice
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 β„–92631

What's your height saar

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>>92631
i'm 6'4 why?

 β„–92634

I have self-respect, thanks

 β„–92640

I want to do this but it feels too embarrassing and im shy

 β„–92658

none of this ever happened and you are probably brown

 β„–92666

this has nothing to do with being a faggot



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 β„–92599[Reply]

I’m such an idiot. I really piss myself off with how dumb I can be sometimes. All the stupid, little mistakes I make all the time just keep adding up, reminding me that retards like me deserve to be excommunicated from normal society.

 β„–92654

Why does Nate have pooner body language?

 β„–92663

Same man. I hate myself and I view myself as subhuman. I'm such a retarded failure who deserves nothing but shame and mockery in society. I wish they would just implement eugenics against autistic people, we should not ever be reproducing



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 β„–92611[Reply]

>be me
>get cup of coffee in the morning
>too hot for my ginger lips
>go outside with it, it cools down a bit about 5 minutes later
<its nice to sit on my porch or walk around a little whilst sipping my coffee
>big ass hornet appears cause I live in Appalachia
>decide to go inside cause those fuckers remember faces, its about 10 minutes later
>go inside an tend to some things I need to do
>take a few sips of my coffee, still hot, but not *too* hot
>begin to look for operating systems to put on my ventoy USB cause I'm a retard tech nerd
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 β„–92612

damn this does something here… sorry yall for making this post look like shit, rarely post here and i tried doing things i do for emphasis when writting scripts

 β„–92633

dw it took less than 3 min to read this because i'm not retarded, however now i think i spent more than three minutes on it because i'm writing a long ass post



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 β„–92543[Reply]

snca giga long life story vent

>be me

>zero family outside of immediate, hate mom and sister (insanely normie blonde foids) and dad is uneducated 60iq europoor and can barely speak english, and none of us ever talk or do anything together
>childhood, im a complete loser, fat, short, gross, all i do is watch le epic jacksepticeye all day, even when family or friends ask to go somewhere I say no and sit inside all day
>In elementary school make two friends, a tall skinny sperg and a tall emo girl, and she shows me fagslop like danganrompa, fanfics, undertale AUs, and other weird band kid brim
>Have a tiny crush on her so I research her interests even though I hate them just to be able to relate o algo and be a good friend
>Get cured from my normie-ism cuz unsupervised internet access
>Girl becomes FTM troon after like a year and I stop talking to xer
>Grow up with the aspie, go to same schools, take whatever classes he takes, hang out at his place and play wii or pc and become really close friends
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>>92568

>this is honestly not that bad of a life, you're just a little retarded

>4/10
>you still have a chance to improve yourself, i would start by working on your appearance and then IMPROOOVING your sΓΆycial skillz

 β„–92605

as a 21 year old what i can tell you is that you have no idea how quickly time flies. i swear to god, you'll blink and you'll be 23, still stuck in the exact same precarious situation. don't sit around waiting for something magical to just happen to you.

 β„–92610

same except i don't have any friends

 β„–92613

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>>92604
>Just kill yourself at 19 because- because LIFE JUST SUCKS OR SOMETHING OK????????????

>>92543 (OP)
Things happen all the time, people win and people die. You need to realize this and start making things happen in your own life. You missed out on blah blah blah sure but who cares, you need to try before laying down and rotting, give a few good attempts- life only begins when you try

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>>92605
my words exactly at also 21.

 β„–92620

>>92604
truest truecel



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 β„–92267[Reply]

There was a guy posting here around 6 months ago about feeling like shit all the time.
I wanna know if you're still around and if ever did get that blood test done cuz it keeps me up at night m'kay?

 β„–92271

i'm still around, but i didn't get the blood test yet
trying my best to get over things

 β„–92361

>>92271
livestream your suicide egg pineapple

 β„–92588

intravenous too

 β„–92607

>>92271
Did u at least look into those supplements we talked about? Anyway I hope you're doing better and didn't spend the last months LDARing.

 β„–92619

>>92607
i have, and i've been taking some for a while
>Anyway I hope you're doing better and didn't spend the last months LDARing.
ty, it hasn't been too bad for me recently



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 β„–92608[Reply]

Pyronies disease

 β„–92609

gemborald



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 β„–92593[Reply]

Im such a fat fucking chud πŸ₯ΉβœŒοΈ

 β„–92594

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How to kill a soytranny with a simple song:

 β„–92627

>>92594
>>92593 (OP)
go bacl



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 β„–92414[Reply]

your pregnant gf will not be able to resist the 10,000% nicotine vanilla cherry vape cart and your unborn child will be hookes on ten thousand percent nicotine juice before they are born imtbi

 β„–92530

gem that btfod vapetards

 β„–92536

do faggots really freak out when they dont inhale niggertine goyslop, also vapes are incredibly gay



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 β„–92351[Reply]

Why do men need to be hot

 β„–92354

because women are subhuman

 β„–92534

typically if your body heat drops below a certain range for too long you die
hope this helps



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 β„–92520[Reply]

My neighbor's going through chemotherapy I told him to get well soon but I hope the guy dies cuz I want to bang his wife after he kicks the bucket lol

 β„–92527

ok. originally.



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 β„–91985[Reply]

What caused /soy/ to become the shithole it is now?
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 β„–92411

>>91986
No bait I just hate the chuds who think they are better than everyone cuz they have good opsec and spam nigger gore

 β„–92434

Because the jannies are cowards who never ban anyone because >LE HECKIN RULECUCKED

 β„–92435

Incel chuds who think they are better than everyone can't take a fucking joke and want this place to become some Aryan totalitarian shithole who might makes right

 β„–92446

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I keep seeing more and more posts like this, how do things keep getting worse?

 β„–92449

allowing nas

 β„–92492

>>91985 (OP) (You)
originally



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 β„–90353[Reply]

And when i mean work, I mean like will i get bigger nuts and last longer during sex
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 β„–92487

sexhaver thread

 β„–92488

>>92486
God's

 β„–92510

yeah you technically last longer by stopping every few seconds to avoid ejaculating

 β„–92511

>>92485
retarded christian cuckold award

 β„–92515

>>92511
>leaking at racist ChriSStBRQS because they dont let your goon

 β„–92523

begone sexhaving normalchads this is an incel site



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 β„–92437[Reply]

ITT we post copypastas so they can never be used again on this board


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