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 №75543[Reply]

Around the beginning of Augest, my dad bought a gym membership for me. It made my life better. I had more energy, lost fat and had more confidence in myself. I even began gaining muscle in my arms and leg, I felt amazing and had hope after years of rotting in my room.

Then December came and I caught the cold, my body eating away the muscle and strength I spent 5 months building. Lost 5 pounds over a week and it felt like it was all for nothing.

Should I just kill myself at this point? All of that progress just for it to be burned away. Fuck my life.

 №75545

Your body builds back lost muscle faster than it takes to build it the first time. Or so I've heard, anyway.

 №75546

Also, five pounds in a week? Are you sure that wasn't just water weight or difference in clothes or the weight of the food in your stomach (rather than the actual weight of your body)?

 №75547

>>75545
facts just eat alot of protein and train and it will come back quick

 №75567

you've already stretched your muscles, they are easy to build now, you fluctuate strength alot of you don't workout or if you goon

it'll be easier to get back, just get back into it and you'll see


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 №74648[Reply]

White dudes who pretend to be gangsters. White dudes who pretend to be rednecks/country. White dudes who pretend to be revolutionaries (hipsters and communists). White dudes who pretend to be alpha males. All of them are the peak of retardation and will not be allowed into the new order.
Stop being ashamed of who you are. No amount of larping will make you sexy. You can't assume an identity in order to become tough. Everyone above 90iq thinks you're a dork, any attention a larper gets is from stupid people, meanwhile smart people just don't engage.
Nobody gives a fuck about the music you listen to.
Girls do not think you are tough, a truck won't make her wet, a glock won't make her feel safe, you need to work on your character.

 №74657

Bothered coal.

 №74668

no arrow
>unoriginal contnet

 №74685

Gym bros won

 №74720

>>74648 (OP)
rednecks wabag you sissy liberal

 №74748

>>74648 (OP)
indians who pretend to be nazis

 №75541

Latinxsissies who grew up in Le Hood™ and pretend to be black are at thier level. So fucking obnoxious o no sabo wey o algo, yet not brave enough to say the n word.

Castrate them.


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 №8207loop[Reply]

Baby
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 №50828

uppercut
uppies
jehdvdvwiivwuzb. e xbz. la

 №50831

bad baby!
go down

 №54074

its going up

 №74606

GO UP!
<unoriginal content o algo

 №75144

ultranegrobump

 №75534

nigger bumo


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 №75282[Reply]

I came to a futanari on r34, AMA
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 №75398

>>75396
then that means gooning to men having sex with women is gay

 №75399

nigger who cares

 №75507

kys sncafaggot

 №75528

For a community that claims to be against degeneracy, there sure are a lot of literal faggots here

 №75531

>>75528
R9K is the worst board on the Bald Man with Glasses website because it litterally has been normalizing preddit behavior in mass since the last couple times

 №75533

lys secastraggot


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 №75524[Reply]

i'm bored
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 №75532

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>being bored


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 №75527[Reply]

just look at how coal this is, and the soy chuds say our 'zelligGEMS and keyed murder drones posts are bad…

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 №74881[Reply]

Any advice on trying to live in this day and age?

I mean in a financial way. Everything is so damn expensive, how are people even buying cars and homes? Even simple snacks and food costs too much for shitty salaries. Living expenses relative to average earnings are horrible all throughout the world, how do you guys survive?
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 №74888

>>74886
unjokly this, just scumbagmaxx. who gives af its not like you'll ever get punished in any meaningful way if you aren't retarded

 №75422

>>74881 (OP)
vp guys how do u learn ur living?

 №75423

>>74886
any ways to get started or tips? i’m not OP but i come from a family that isn’t very well off and ive been working since i was 15 as much as i can living in constant financial anxiety because i don’t want to be poor forever and carry on the generational financial struggle. i work very hard but my anxiety surrounding money consumes me every day. i want to be able to have financial liberty and not have to worry about food and necessities even when they should still be provided to me (18, just graduated high school). but yeah any tips would be appreciated because i want to live a life without the fear of being poor forever

 №75480

broke fuck go kill yourself

 №75515

>>74881 (OP)
>>75422
Work in nursing or medicine

 №75521

>>75423
Only buy what you need and treat yourself sometimes


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 №74809[Reply]

I'm too dumb and lazy for maths and STEM in general and there's no way I am getting into university and even if I do I will get bad grades. I could get some meme degree like history or philosophy or something but there's no way I can get a decent job with that, especially not in this job market. Honestly I'd just accept that I was born for dumb labor if it weren't for the fact that I don't want to be a disappointment to my parents. It doesn't feel right. What do?
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 №75117

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>KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!


>All glory to Allah


>I AM BATMAN, I AM THE PUNISHER, I AM SPAWN, I AM WARRIOR-Z


>Bismallah Al-Rahman Al-Rahim
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 №75118

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>>KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!
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>>All glory to Allah
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>>I AM BATMAN, I AM THE PUNISHER, I AM SPAWN, I AM WARRIOR-Z
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>>Bismallah Al-Rahman Al-Rahim
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 №75121

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>Praying towards a cube but not asking it for help and simply using it as a direction for prayer since it would be weird if everyone prayed in a different direction while still and while praying in the same direction even if the cube was destroyed and being allowed to stand at the top of the cube
>Laughing at the fact that Christcucks call us fags even doe 90% of fags are from Christcuck countries
>Laughing at Aisha argument even doe it was SNCA for over 1k years

 №75244

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>>75121
>muslim
>saying christcuck

 №75251

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>muslim
>saying christcuck because christcuck bad

 №75489

>too retarded for math and stem
go kill yourself


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 №74594[Reply]

how do i cope with being chopped af and shitskin?
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 №75240

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>>74594 (OP)
do cardio, eat better and do skincare
get surgery if you're desperate.
looksmaxxing that involves drugging yourself like a tranny is retarded and will fuck your organs up
<reddit space
anyone else, do you think picrel ascended lmao

 №75273

>>75240
He looks way better but he still looks like a 40 years old with his eyes and face

 №75293

>>75240
yes but It was already over for him with that kind of recession. He still needs a genio for his chin and a canthoplasty for those fucked up eyes

 №75299

>>75240
most people need surgery btw and even with surgery if your genetic base is really bad it might already be over. But you don't really know until you are fully softmaxxed so I'd say its worth a shot, being born non-white is hard I feel sympathy for the brownoids but there is still hope u can look good in spite of that.

 №75385

>>75299
I have good genes but I'm just a hungry bastard

 №75484

ugly nigger fuck go kill yourself


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 №75145[Reply]

>just do it as much as possible, I like gooning but I do it too much and now i can't even find the urge to do it anymore
this is because you are chronically elevating your prolactin levels -> low testosterone, libido and infertilty btw
instead: NEVER GOON.

 №75148

TSMT
if you binge goon and get careless with it,
you'll possibly end up having some painful regret like i have which i elaborated on in that /quit/ thread
it's not worth it

 №75535

wtf this was a reppy not a thread

 №75536

Gooners should be castrated and burned with gasoline in public


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 №74656[Reply]

But I listened and see 851% more than anyone about everything. I'm High‑Functioning Autism and planned my exist at the age of 9. Still here. Why? Because no matter how I'm treated, I'm much more valuable to human existence than anyone, or any group of people before me. You're all crazy and that's why I want to die every day. You see at 9 I realize this sick world has so many people that believe in the fraud of God. That makes me so sick to be in this Ape body.
>le quirky and le incomprehensible edits of cobson, swede, neutralplier, and gigachad I will use as my threads image

 №74658

>>74656 (OP)
sounds like you're a closeted egg

 №74665

>>74658
Completely irrelevant, besides the suicide point

 №74672

>>74656 (OP) (OP)
>sounds like you're a closeted egg
kill yourself groomer kike

 №75143

why do you think you are more valuable?
you are observant yes, but that doesnt make you better than others who are not observant
<reddit space
if you really want to kill yourself, do it.
but don't make some pseudo-intellectual post about how you are so smart on a nophono imageboard.


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 №75055[Reply]

i was doing so well i had not seen porn for like more than a week and i just decided to do it for some reason

it was not one of those times when I felt a great urge and battled I wasnt even horny I just thought "yeah im gonna goon" and did it without thinking it twice

im a fucking idiot i still choose to do this shit even when I have a girl who likes me and always with the same futa fagslop shit so ass
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 №75092

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i agree im retarded

 №75095

Just repent and move on. Don't dwell on it as it will only make you think about doing it again.

 №75101

Are we talking like a 5 min fap? Or a prolonged hour long tug of war

 №75113

>>75101
4+ hours

 №75137

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opeepee here btw
>>75101
it was just a relatively quick one, less than 30min i think

i used to spend like 1, 2 or even 3 hours gooning because i was hooked with ai nsfw chatbots but now infind them kinda boring and dont really use them anymore because it takes too much time to set up and i always end up doing the same thing, i have to write down all i want to do and then put it in the bot and blablabla shit so ass

 №75138

>>75095
I'm not OP and i repented multiple times for that one sick thing i did wich wasn't porn or illegal but i watched it because i was suffering from an OCD and i tried to see if it was real since i was extremely desperate when I was early 16. I'm now 18 and still severely suffering from it however i don't see any point in living like this since it destroys my reputation too much


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 №74680[Reply]

i didn't miss out on teenage love. you missed out on teenage inceldom.
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 №74763

Yes, I'll forever remember Miranda literally posted about her one year with her new boyfriend yesterday. I have a gf now too and I'm doing well in college atm, so I'm in a good place in life, but sometimes I do wonder, but at least I know I felt something and it was real for a time

 №74998

I don't wanna fuck chicks , girls are the devil

 №75119

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>>74680 (OP)
fried by fluoride is a fakecel in xis most popular song geg

 №75120

>>74680 (OP)
tsmt
I still regret dating a foid. I still feel impure…

 №75122

>>75120
But thank god I'm now dating a dude

 №75123

>>75122
I do not though yall femcels can hit ykwim


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 №74833[Reply]

weirdest thing you've gooned to
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 №74968

Gooned to DOLL

 №74969

>>74962
Then what I gooned to is not illegal in your country. Only foreign ones.

 №75003

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I talk to myself like this everyday btw

 №75111

>>74867
GEG WTF. What’s the name of the VN? your morbid curiosity infected me I need to see this raisin for myself now

 №75112

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>literaly a "what are your fetishes" tier thread
>nusois still answer in serioushat manner
JSID, irony is dead

 №75116

>>75112
Nigger i'm not a clittycell and I can't stop of thinking of the sick stuff i did.


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 №75100[Reply]

can a real ass chud just score with big tiddie oiled up bikini mamas damn my life fucking suckssssss no rizz no motion no lotion it's over for me

 №75102

yeah probably you just gotta be smartabout it


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