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 β„–78895[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

Hello, this is the Buddhist guy from the thread about how to find chuddy foids. ive decided to put out my "advertisment" here. I know this is cringe and 'tarded but im embracing it.

I am a Buddhist. 18 years old, Italian-Thai ( but i look white ). I live in NY in the Tri-state area. anyone from NY, CT. or NJ is good. anything else is too far. I'm doing this bc there's very few Buddhists in my county so i have no other choice than xhis. I invite any ethnicity to respond to xhis post, but my main preference is non-european whites ( AKA Pashtuns, Tajiks, North Indians, etc ). Must be Buddhist. No followers of the Dorje Shugden heresy or Soka Gakkai "Buddhist" cult. No Nichiren either. If it isn't apparent already, i am a 'tist and would perfer a fellow 'tist.

may we all find our chudette!
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>>79747
identitarianism is stupid since it revolves around heresy

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>>79748
Two more weeks chud

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>>79817
geg what do you mean?

 β„–80385

you can't b serious nga 😭

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>>80385
if you've used this website for longer than a week a post like this shouldn't be shocking geg

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>>80415
post below me is a guy saying he goons to ai slop



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 β„–80058[Reply]

Alright niggas I need some motivation or at least some tips to not be a lazy retard. For context I tried a used instrument, and it's been one I wanted for some time, the problem is once I was in the house I wasn't sure if I could play it consistently every day, not counting the fact that I can't play shit on it. So I ended up pussying out on it and leaving. I really don't want something that costs almost 1k to be a massive waste of money, just so I can go back to my PC and watch goyslop, write on der shardee or goon.
Basically, I'm in a limbo state between
>I'm bored and unsatisfied with my life
And
>I'm not sure if I'll commit to it.
Hope I explained it well.

 β„–80115

>I wasn't sure if I could play it consistently every day
Its ok if you start out small at first, you dont need to play it EVERY day. I bought an $800 tablet for drawing, and at first I didn't really use it because I kept procrastinating, a lot of times I would draw less than 1 hour a week. Over time THOUGH I got used to just forcing myself to draw when I wasn't motivated and now I do draw consistently.

Get the instrument and start with practicing once a week for 30-60 minutes. That is a very achievable goal. Once you get used to that and it doesn't feel so hard, start doing it twice a week, and then three times a week, then for longer sessions, etc. And remember that you have to force yourself to do it even when you don't feel like it in the moment, this is the most important part to building discipline/consistency.

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>>80115
Thanks man, I'll try to do that. Wish me luck!

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you should get a cheaper version of the instrument first then once you actually get into it you can think about getting the expensive one

 β„–80384

hit the gym, start a drop shipping business. depression and boredom cured



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 β„–80252[Reply]

ITT we hermitmaxx
<
Let's find ways to reject the modern world and stay away from soyciety
>Be self-sufficient
>Try understanding yourself
>Don't talk to anyone unless it's ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY
>Try to find internal peace
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I wish I could have been a monk in the 8th century

 β„–80292

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Me and a friend of mine have discussed this but so far we have only just larped in the forest cooking shit over fires. I do want to learn bushcraft someday though. Have you done anything hermitlike yet?

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>>80292
im building a house in the woods

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>>80298
>owning land/a house and browsing the sharty
How has progress gone?

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>>80256
kek literally this. even monastics have a community of other monks and a religion and people who visit the monastery to talk to…

 β„–80370

Unless you're a schizoidGOD you're gonna go insane



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 β„–80260[Reply]

This is Elliot Rodger’s half brother btw
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 β„–80264

What's xis name

 β„–80268

>>80264
Originally Jazz Rodger, changed it to Zak Robertson

 β„–80278

is he single

 β„–80302

Mogger lineage

 β„–80368

idk if this is supposed to be brootal o algo

 β„–80369

And now? How faggy must you be to circlejerk over other men’s looks



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 β„–79783[Reply]

What do you think about death/dying? How does the fact that your life is limited make you feel? Are you scared of losing everything? What do you think awaits you after you die, do you believe in afterlife, rebirth, something else, or do you think it's gonna be like falling into unconsciousness forever? What are your thoughts on consciousness, why you are you, why/how did your mind get assigned specifically to your body and is only able to feel and perceive things through it? What decided which eyes you are currently seeing through?
<
I remember when I was undergoing a surgery and got anaesthesia. I was giga nervous before getting injected and then my mind completely shutdown, it's hard to describe but I think I felt some sort of calmness/relief for a microsecond and everything went to black, and when I woke up it felt like no time passed at all. I think dying is similar except you never wake up. I have more questions in my mind but im not very smart and I don't know how to formulate them.
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>>79785
>but I like to believe there is nothing after death
>like
that is the scariest thing to think about, how would you feel if you didn't exist? you don't know. but NOTHING is scary, i think its worse than punishment- you don't even get to exist or be redeemed

 β„–80109

were all gonna die no use fearing it you should just spend your life the way you want to and die with as few regrets as possible

 β„–80349

i’m a Christian so it doesn’t bother me much. i’m just concerned about the when and how i die. i want to be able to live a long and fulfilling life with my future wife and die peacefully in my sleep

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>>80349
I agree with this 100% when it comes to death
>>79783 (OP)
>What are your thoughts on consciousness, why you are you, why/how did your mind get assigned specifically to your body and is only able to feel and perceive things through it
Destined by God for me to be me. And im glad I can only percieve and feel the world through my own body otherwise it would just be completely schizophrenic
Also agreed with the part on anaesthesia, I felt the same before and after surgery

Death itself isnt really a bad thing through most beliefs. Christianity believes if you have faith in Jesus you will achieve eternal peace after death, atheists believe nothing ever happens, and pagans think life is reincarnation or something but nophono really cares about it, but even if that was true it wouldnt be so bad, statistically you would be born as a fly or some other animal incapable of thinking and incapable of suffering in your next life. Death is a sweet relief in most beliefs but at the same time, life is nice too

 β„–80357

death doesn't exist

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>>79783 (OP)
>I think dying is similar except you never wake up
Why so? "You" once didn't exist, yet here you are now. I would read up on this: https://www.naturalism.org/philosophy/death/death-nothingness-and-subjectivity



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 β„–80333[Reply]

stupid question from a new guy. I have some question on abbreviation in this place.

What is 'ru? is it a board with russian on it?

What is test? is it just a joke people do to bump post?

How do I contribute to the soyjak community if i'm a stupid non aryan from indonesia?

 β„–80334

>>80333 (OP)
'ru means soybooru, a library of soyjaks where you can upload you own 'jaks
soyspeak shortens stuff like soyjaks to 'jaks, soybooru to 'ru
>What is test? is it just a joke people do to bump post?
IDK what test is too but i guess its vpn users testing whether they can post or not
>How do I contribute to the soyjak community if i'm a stupid non aryan from indonesia?
Draw good soyjaks which are called gems, dont bump obvious bait and overall be a good person or something

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>>80334
Oh my God. An actual person that reply politely and friendly.

I have one final question. If I post/replied something, how do I make sure to continue on with that thread.

Currently I just keep pinning stuff so I don't lost it, do I need to keep pinning on every thread I made or is there a better way

Respectfully, thank you

 β„–80336

>>80335
>If I post/replied something, how do I make sure to continue on with that thread
In imageboards you usually dont, threads eventually dissapear as new threads are created on the catalogue. Thats the meaninglessness of imageboards and the internet in general, things just dissapear with time, all the fun, the arguments, the anger the threads its all gonna be gone and forgotten unless its a really notable thread which is rare.
Also I dont recommend that you take this stuff too seriously, its just an obscure forum dedicated to bald men with glasses at the end of the day and its been getting 'aped by admin 6 and obsessed baitposters, i guess for my final tip, have fun and try to make others laugh

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>>80336
Noted. Thanks for the help replygvd



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 β„–80240[Reply]

Hey robots,

I haven’t posted on the sharty for four months and I really regret it. I thought going to the gym, quiting smack,losing my fat and nofap would cure my inceldom but in the end I haven’t changed at all.

I am still socially awkward, Have auditory hallucinations and am still single. over these months Ive worked out that I am forever lonely and undeserving of sex.

Last week I broke my ankle and willingly took painkillers and today I finally took smack again. I don’t necessarily regret it but I know I have fully relapsed. I am worried I lose my job and become a bum again.

I should probably keep going to the gym and nofapping but I seriously don’t know what to do with myself.

Any advice?

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>>80240 (OP)
probably quit smack first

 β„–80325

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just shart it brown



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 β„–80127[Reply]

Guys I messed up I got a little bulimic today because I’m a fat amerimutt or something and my moms upset heard myself throwing up and when my mom came in the bathroom and said why I was throwing up I had to tell the truth because I couldn’t lie in time, now my foid mom took my scale and she is scared and concerned for me. Advice?
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>>80127 (OP)

>my moms upset heard myself throwing up

Why wouldn't she assume you're sick? Why wouldn't you say that you're feeling sick?

>she is scared and concerned for me

At least you got a caring mother.

>I got a little bulimic

You don't get a little bulimic, bulimia is a repeated pattern of compulsion followed by purging. But it's ok. You can puke, but I can tell you it does not work anyway.
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i was 136 kg in the middle of 2024 and i got to 76 kg in 2025 then to 80 kg now (im 180 cm tall) and what i did is eat only protein and work out but idk if it will work for you

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>>80169
*mostly protein

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>>80170
also avoid goyslop

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>>80131
Eat less and keep track of calories. Its more about what you eat than how much you exercise, still exercise tho.

 β„–80301

>>80127 (OP)
We'll only know if you're fat if you post a picture of your body.



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 β„–80299[Reply]

Is it even possible to enjoy sex again after being analy devastated?


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 β„–77057[Reply]

ROLLING!!!!!!!
<flood
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 β„–78633

coal
>vnoregano contrny

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>>78493
Tranime coal that will make you a troon or whatever the leaky people say

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I picked number 3

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i love china

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vwnbag

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BWC won



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 β„–80011[Reply]

This whole board needs to listen to Hina
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>>80014
thanks for the info

 β„–80139

Can't bump on ts board

 β„–80244

Nrhro

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>>80013
touhou isnt FOTM thoughbeit, it is well-established sharty culture

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>>80283
stop forcing oldsoi

 β„–80295

Thank you Hina, I needed to hear this today



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 β„–80291[Reply]

anyone else noticed how there arent any timeouts anymore for posting a similar comment


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 β„–80276[Reply]

>posting leebait on /r9k/ to force nulees to come up with new phrases

 β„–80285

EXSANGUINATE!



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 β„–79098[Reply]

went to the medic today and he sayed i only have 170 ng/dL of testosterone and im getting boosted now
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>>79665
normal t is about 800-1000ng/dl, the same level as our grandfathers had

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>>79676
Last time I got my bloods I was around 510ng/dL

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>>79098 (OP) (OP)
just become a cute transgirl that was promised to you

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>>80176
die nigger! BLEED

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>>79644
no reason to eat vegetables as a human

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>>80228
under 18s are banned bro



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 β„–79892[Reply]

>being born a mexican knowing youre a replacement for whyte pipo

 β„–79937

>>79892 (OP)
Then don't be one replacing us and you're fine

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>>79892 (OP)
it's ok bro just be a mexican not a meximutt and marry a mexican woman if you want to

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>>79892 (OP)
why does that matter stop being a self hating cuckold

 β„–80062

this is how the avg groyper feels geg

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>being born Mexican to replace the white race



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