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 β„–90367[Reply]

The idea of quitting gooning is painful for me. I know it gives you ED and its le bad but I deep down i know i'll never get laid and this is my only way to emulate sex
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>>90625
Yeah, you should.
>>90419
>>90599
I really don't understand why normies, mostly in the west, and of course incels and stuff are so obsessed (o algo) with sex. Because almost all of them are not trying to have sex so that later they could have kids and a family (which is why God made sex feel good) but just for the act of it, which, at that point you can just jerk off. I guess it's because of porn and social media? IDK I had too much caffeine and I just wanted to rant.

 β„–90700

If you quit porn it will bother you far less that you arent having sex. This just sounds like you are rationalizing your addiction.

 β„–90701

>>90367 (OP)
part of quitting this addiction could mean deworming due to its psychological effects

 β„–90709

>>90701
kys subhuman <3
^u

 β„–90722

Upvote to quit le gooning

 β„–90728

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>>>90701
>kys subhuman <3
>^u
<unirongical



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 β„–88842[Reply]

i unironically became this old pinterest meme. its hard at first, then it gets better. i look at the girls walking by. if they smile back if almost makes me jump. i never listen to music, just a little pondering. besides, elliott smith sounds best on iem flac played off a computer, not spotify
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>>90542
on the same route?

 β„–90572

>>90350
pretend you have guns and are shooting bad guys or random people if youre a tccfag

 β„–90575

The true walkpill is just listening to your own thoughts and the symphony of nature. I walk three hours a day doing this just to burn the time.
>>90420
Everyone complaining about the heat, please just walk for fuck sakes. I know the weather sucks but fuck it's one of the best copes for any lonely man. Nature rings deep in everyone for a large chunk of our brains is still rooted in that. Take advantage of it, and make the most of it, for your own sake. If not for my nature rich area, I would've hung myself ages ago.

 β„–90693

>>90575
tsmt
>sasadadasfre

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>>90543
Nawww

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sasadadasfre



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 β„–90679[Reply]

Have to live with a couple I know irl (not my parents) and the woman just fucking rageleft with the dog and left her disabled wheelchair-bound husband alone with me because they had a fight over fixing the car. Everyday I spend here, the more mysoygoingin I become.

 β„–90681

is the husband a veteran

 β„–90683

>>>90681
No, doctors amputated his leg due to necrosis or something like that

 β„–90684

>>90683
well idk you can try to vibe with him o algo



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 β„–90632[Reply]

guys if we just let master chief become a foid we will get pussy

 β„–90677

>irl soyjak thinks incel means misogynist
we should've gatekept more



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 β„–90447[Reply]

Why is it like every person is retarded but me? Everyone seems like cattle that keep getting herded, they don't have any spirit in life they just exist. Even most "chuds" are still fucking retarded. I have never met a person that actually is similar to me. Am I just better than them all?
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>>90462
projecting
<unorijgnal

 β„–90469

>>90460
thank you saar
<unoriginal

 β„–90470

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>>90469
>everyene is goycattle drrrrrrr im better drrrrrrrrr
<delusional nigger, kys
>how doe drrrrrr erm snopes im not like dis btw drrrrrr erm ur obsessed with me kek drrrrrrrrrr
^bro youre so friggin cool and non-goycattlish
>ommmmgggg thank you kind stranger <3 <3 <3 i love you so much oh honey lets have 10 kids and live long happy live together OwO *smooch* *muah-muah-muah* aaaaah mhhhh~~~ yeah harder oh yeah uhhhh yeeeeeeeah fuuuck yeah~

all me btw

 β„–90644

if you're posting about it here, you're likely worse then them all

 β„–90648

You're better than all of them.fact

 β„–90665

>Why is it like every person is retarded but me? Everyone seems like cattle that keep getting herded, they don't have any spirit in life they just exist. Even most "chuds" are still fucking retarded. I have never met a person that actually is similar to me. Am I just better than them all?
Everyone, from antimmater to gemerald, thinks this about themselves. Xkcd spoke of this o algo



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 β„–90662[Reply]

well?

 β„–90663

>>90662 (OP)
they have ultra aids because of it btw



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 β„–90371[Reply]

Up until yesterday, I was of the belief that one of the reasons I feel bored, frustrated or sad most of the time is because I simply don't have any "productive" hobbies. Frankly, I don't really have any hobbies at all. I only frequently play maybe two or three games, all of which are singleplayer and none of which require any semblance of intellectual input or meaningful mechanical skill whatsoever, and I divide the rest of the time on my computer between this site, 4clitty, YouTube and my eclectically-used writing document. As an attempt to break this monotony, I decided to try something new for once, that being the drum set which my sister received for a birthday aeons ago and which has coincidentally been collecting dust in my shed for nearly as long.
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The shed is completely cluttered and full of old, useless junk, so I had some difficulty reaching the tightly packed drum set and sitting down to play. I loaded up a YouTube tutorial which explained the very basics, followed by another focusing on playing the most simple, barebones sequences. I can't fathom why, but even the most basic things, rhythms which literal toddlers who aren't even capable of reading and writing can replicate, came to me with difficulty, in spite of repeated practice. The absolute beginner melodies used as short examples for their sheer simplicity proved to be something I took a lot of time to get the hang of even with repeated trial and error. Even still, when I finally managed to get things right, it did not feel rewarding enjoyable, just a minor lapse in frustration and contempt, underlined by the feeling that I will never be good at anything. I went into this activity actively trying not to compare my progress to others, which is something I often hear hinders motivation, but even while blocking my mind from focusing on these thoughts, it was utterly ineffectual. After some time of having at this, I got quite upset and felt a lump forming in my throat, which prompted me to say some veritably extreme things in desperate prayer, which was then followed by me putting down the sticks and retreating back to my clittycel cave.
<
This experience has only served to further drive home the realisation that, even when I try to "have fun" in a productive manner, all it does is make me frustrated, hateful and upset instead of bored, agitated and restless. The sad thing is, this applies to virtually every other Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 β„–90550

There's also a book called stick control it has very good exercises in it basically everyone uses it

 β„–90551

For playing fast (especially for the double stroke rolls) there are special techniques but they're sort of hard to learn you need to learn how to control the stick rebound

 β„–90555

really depends on if you're actually interested in drums as an instrument in the first place

 β„–90565

Getting good at something like this genuinely takes ages you probably need some kind of inspiration like a band whose songs you would like to play

 β„–90627

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>>90427
>>90374
I didn't keep track, but anywhere between 25-40 minutes for my first attempt and probably about 15-20 for the second. I know it's not a great deal of practice, but it was as much as I was willing to do.
>>90427
That's nice of you to say, but I don't know much about writing or how I could improve at it beyond simply practicing. I haven't really given it much consideration, although I would be happy to hear if you have any tips.
>>90432
Thank you. My main problem with the drums is that even trying to replicate the most basic patterns makes me feel like a fish trying to learn how to climb. It seems that my brain and body are just completely unequipped for the task at hand.
>continue doing it even if you don't feel like it, because at the end of the day you'll have learned something new, or tried to.
>And soon enough you'll realize you learned some new things brick by brick.
I think this is especially true. 15 minutes wasted pursuing a real hobby is better than 15 minutes wasted hitting refresh on the catty or jumping around and tazing civilians in Postal 2.
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 β„–90658

The most important thing in learning and mastering any instrument is constantly repeating the most basic things a lot of times, like one guy said "I don't fear a man who practiced 10000 kicks 1 time but i fear a man who practiced 1 kick 10000 times" ik this is a generic NPC advice but it's how it works



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 β„–90560[Reply]

just relapsed on fetish porn again I can't keep going like this I try to stop but nothing works dude
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 β„–90604

>>90594
You seem to concentrate on the importance of being able to take your own actions. But this isn't possible without God or some higher power existing. If we're all just an accident in a gigantic universe that came from nothing then we don't have a soul and we're no different from an AI or an animal.
>every morning you will awake to another day in (((their))) system
It's been like this forever, the common people have always been ruled by the rich that exploit them. Christianity doesn't tell us to stay passive, if it did then it wouldn't have survived until today and stayed as the biggest religion in the world. Christians are rewarded in the afterlife for fighting against evil, like the one in today's governments, while atheists are scared to oppose because their current life is the most valuable thing to them.
>you need to suckle as much fruit as you can from your own actions that you take
So you want to just live a hedonistic life? I mean it makes sense if you're atheist.

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>>90563
some white sissy giving footjob to bibisi

 β„–90614

>>90594
>Wubba Lubba dub-dub I'm pickel Rick Morty! Nothing matters in this multiverse or something and you are just chemical interactions in your brain o algooo! Just care about only yourself and do whatever.

 β„–90635

and how about deworming?

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 β„–90652

>>90562
do this
ignore everything else



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 β„–90358[Reply]

I just gooned to neutralplier, my name is Ernest Khalimov and here's my story.
I was scrolling on xitter when I came across 'jakked tranny autism hypno caption porn, of course I immediately became erect. It was some literal woo tranime with a 'plier cropped onto the head, and that was enough to give me a raging boner. I jerked off to only that picture for an hour straight until I shot my cum over my phone, my cum is relatively thick (mostly comprised of the liquid, not the sperm) so there's like a layer of plasma on my screen.
Of course I'd never lie on the internet, so I put it on my soul that I did this.

 β„–90392

>>90358 (OP)
Judging from the fact that you get horny like this and your cum is too liquid, you are addicted gooner and goon multiple times a day. Deworm, don't watch porn and use internet less cuz you'll likely see some EPI goonbait sooner or later
if it was bait kys

 β„–90448

>>90392
I do goon multiple times a day, how could you tell?

 β„–90450

>>90392
Its a copypasta dude

 β„–90451

>>90450
no its not, show one other instance of this being used

 β„–90647

go up giga



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 β„–90353[Reply]

And when i mean work, I mean like will i get bigger nuts and last longer during sex

 β„–90354

No just stop masturbating. That’s it that’s literally it

 β„–90356

>>90353 (OP)
NEVER nut in your girl. Slow down if you feel like nutting. Dont ever nut inside a woman. Thats literally it

 β„–90433

>>90356
Do nut inside of xer and have aryan shardee offspring

 β„–90439

>>90353 (OP)
Yes it does

 β„–90645

>>90356
one of the best feelings in the world though
do you prefer nutting in hairy asses instead you sniveling faggot

 β„–90646

>>90353 (OP)
just do cardio bro



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 β„–89648[Reply]

Does anybody else use imageboards due to being (cyber)stalked?
It feels lonely having to hide
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>>89820
I was stalked by a friend for 2 years straight and sent memes, pictures, ytpmvs and drawings of me, and posting about me online. I was silent for 2 years and hiding but then I had enough and told him to stop but then we became ok friends for 4 years. Now he thinks I'm a bad person because of our falling out and is starting the behaviour again, except now he is a more bitter and vicious person rather than just being an autistic caca

 β„–90205

I like imageboards because people can't track your post history. Anytime I get involved in an actual community I end up sperging out and everyone just views me as a joke after that. Imageboards let me say whatever I want without fear of people building a negative image of me. I don't even need them to know me irl, them knowing me through an online persona is enough. It's so nice to be free of your digital footprint for once

 β„–90217

Imageboards are nice cuz im shy for some reason online

 β„–90228

>>90205
That's incredibly relatable holy shit, especially
>Anytime I get involved in an actual community I end up sperging out and everyone just views me as a joke after that
I thought I was alone on that

 β„–90295

>>90228
I think a lot of autistic people can relate to this, that's why we congregate on imageboards where we can't be tracked. We're stuck in this constant cycle of trying to contain ourselves until we inevitably sperg out and either have to leave the community or spend months pretty much being a saint, hoping to be forgiven. It's nice being free of that cycle

 β„–90643

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Never been cyberstalked, but yes anonymity is the primary reason I use them and I have no social media identity



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 β„–90166[Reply]

I know what I want to do, I know what I like, I have good habits and I know what hobbies and interests I’d enjoy but I just don’t why I want to do any of this stuff.
<
All I do is go through the motions. I attack shit relentlessly but I have zero reason to continue doing something so my productivity is always fleeting.
<
Idk how to find this. I’m trying to keep myself open to it but I just don’t know where to look.
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 β„–90327

>>90323
I am extremely paranoid about this and don't like thinking about it
>>90324
>>90325
What if he's right tho, isn't deworming shit harmless anyway?

 β„–90328

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its a spiritual problem
a spiritual being can never be satisfied with material objectives that society so often emphasizes are the only real goals

 β„–90330

>>90327
IF it's harmless and doesn't lead to obsessed behaviour then sure it's literally a pascal's wager unless you have adverse effects to ivermectin. I've never done it though

 β„–90335

>>90328
Bro I'm super into spirituality actually
I'm not depressed at all in fact I'm very contempt and i dedicate time every day to be grateful for what i have.

 β„–90336

>>90330
I guess it wouldn't kill me to see if I'm infested with WORMS
yucky

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>>90326
just parroting what i know from my own doctor
meds aren't required if you do choose to see one
>>90325
im retardlee, you're a fucking retard



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 β„–90626[Reply]

Average thread on r9k be like:

>How do I stop gooning my little clitty to tranny porn


>DA WORMS MAKE YOU GAY!!!


>I'm a sad little faggot who doesn't know what to do in life


J.S.I.D

 β„–90633

are you claiming gay buttworms arent real?



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 β„–89957[Reply]

You might have remembered me posting about an autisitc SISA back in December/January who was interested in me

I ended up dumping her because xhe so obviously hates herself (even if she doesnt realise it) and is incapable of improving her life
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 β„–90273

>>90266
Never talked to her verbally

 β„–90276

>>89957 (OP)
sorry to hear that. i know its not really your job but did you try to make her understand what her issues are?

 β„–90286

>>90276
Yeah and she knows but done nothing to fix them

 β„–90287

>>90286
She's using me as a safety net

 β„–90615

>>90273
Marge? What the fuck are you talking about?

 β„–90618

Marge what post this is an imageboard



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 β„–90612[Reply]

>FINALLY left that bitch of a girlfriend

 β„–90613

>>90612 (OP)
the road ahead is bumpy



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