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 β„–67430[Reply]

It's 6am, I pulled an all-nighter, I fapped 3 times, I have no job to go to, no hobbies, no nothing.

Should I kms?
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 β„–67449

Don't kill yourself
>>67436
Do this

 β„–67510

you should kys this very moment

 β„–67512

nuu

 β„–67521

No don't

 β„–67586

um, no don't, or something
at least that's what i'm supposed to say

 β„–71084

dnndmsnekdi



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 β„–70657[Reply]

am I fakecel scum?? I still listen to incelcore music and use the soyshit.tranny evendoe I have a girlfriend that I have sex with every weekend. granted she's kind of crazy and made me start a lot of bad habits but I love her very much. before I met her I was a total truecel but for whatever reason she is and has been very infatuated with me and I don't know why.
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 β„–70979

How much validation does your fat girlfriend really give you if you need a second blog thread to get affirmatixns?

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>>70657 (OP)
Nonvirgin subhuman

 β„–70983

>no, shes not a bpdemon she just has some mental illnesses
You legit said in your other thread that she has, Schizophrenia, Autism, Bipolar, and Depression… she is a bpdemon
>cutting myself SOMETIMES
Holy shit don’t even deny that you didn’t pick up the habit from her or that she β€œdidn’t encourage you” because you only started doing this because of her. You’re a retarded fucking nigger and honestly you should break up with her or rope cause your life is going downhill

 β„–71042

cultural appropriation o algx

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>>70971
she doesn't encourage me to cut myself but it does turn her on o algo
>>70979
shes not fat nigga and I use the sharty for fun I'm not here for the validation of retarded niggers
>>70980
>>71042
geg
>>70983
no

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>>71064
Fuck you mean β€œno”? You’re a piece of shit and so is your girlfriend. You both need to be checked into mental hospitals



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 β„–71006[Reply]

how would i go about dealing with them? they seriously bother me over the slightest shit (like genuine mistakes).
and yes i also made this thread -→ >>70809 (OP) which seems to be a good example of this.
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they just give me serious doubt on things and tire me out, though ironically they can keep me up at night.
i'm looking for about any suggestions i can get on this, because i keep trolling myself with them.
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Prayer without ceasing

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>>71048
will try it
also i had some tea a few minutes ago and i might have some more
thank you for this reply
gigachad

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>>71049
You're welcome brother, I will pray for you

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>>71048
>>71049
Meditation works better than praying btw

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>>71059
>doing both

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>how would i go about dealing with them? they seriously bother me over the slightest shit (like genuine mistakes).
>and yes i also made this thread -β†’ >>70809 (OP) (OP) which seems to be a good example of this.
><
>they just give me serious doubt on things and tire me out, though ironically they can keep me up at night.
>i'm looking for about any suggestions i can get on this, because i keep trolling myself with them.
whenever stuff like this happens to me I just pray and try to take my mind off it



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 β„–70944[Reply]

Would you experiment with psychedelics like LSD or Shrooms? I kinda want to experience it once but I’m scared that it will fuck me up due to getting a "bad trip"
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ayy yuh fuh mane xxxtentacion dindu nuffin wrong maygne i be on that sad emo shit fr fr even doe it has nothing to do with emo culture n shit ya fr fr mang bart drinking lean is me dawg dood

 β„–70984

i love doing LSD i’ve had some great times on it. i’m doing it with some friends again on the 19th

 β„–70988

what is your inner state like? If you're having dark thoughs frequently or worse, i would stay away from it.

 β„–70998

>>70954
Boiii ts so tuff bruh

 β„–71024

ive done shrooms a couple times before, the biggest dose i ever did was 3.5 grams which isnt that big to be fair but yeah it was good, as long as you go in with good vibes you wont have a bad trip

 β„–71061

>>70950
>>70954
as a teen i dated this girl who would sometimes repost sad bart edits, she wasnt into any of that ghetto shit so i think it was purely the excessive amount of "cute" editing, as she would also really into that evil hello kitty aesthetic
interesting how the female mind operates



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 β„–70627[Reply]

Why do you all obsess over women. Life is terrible with or without them so who cares about fleeting orgasms when life just kicks you and fucks you like a whore anyways?
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>>70649
Not everything is about fucking you hormone addled mongoloid. Not have a sexual relationship is like if I was supposed to be bummed that the summit of the mountain was closed but the first stage as a 70 degree inclined with a guy at the top flinging socks full of pig shit at me. It doesn't matter because I'll never get there

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>>70650
Every living things purpose and urge is to breed

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>>70649
Are your eurmott or amerimutt to say that shit?

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>>70650
You both are brown

 β„–71041

are you gonna die alone?

 β„–71043

>>70668
AngloARYAN



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 β„–70873[Reply]

Have you ever had a oneitis? I think the only time I actually had a crush on a girl, was in grade 11 (around 1-2 years ago). I remember sort of stalking her at school, to the point of obsession. I also dumped too many loads to her but I never had social media and just thought of her.
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>>>70873 (OP)
>yeah
<reddit space
>>>70880
>>online
>it didnt even start
<reddit space
>>>70917
>>>70922
>get a better mindset
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>>70946
she liked me first. nothing really other than that. this happened when i was younger so it has left an impact on me. not that i'm opposed to being with another girl but mentally i can't wrap my head around it.

 β„–70981

>>70976
But if one girl liked you then certainly other girls would like you too, no? I understand that feeling doe, as I felt similarly with my oneitis for the same reason, but it was more than that for me. That just seems like too little of criteria to have to obsess over a girl forever when other girls would definitely fit it, even if you think you're some unlovable chud.

 β„–71025

>>70981
I have a fragile ego and am quite narcissistic. I would rather have a finality to my β€œlife story” as being someone who had a doomed tragic experience, than be just some random bloke who broke-up and now has to find another girlfriend like a normal person. I’m too prideful for that, unfortunately.
>
I’m not even obsessed with the original girl anymore. Like two months ago I tried flirting with another woman, and it looked promising, but I got soft-rejected. Like I said, I have a fragile ego, so that has put me out of action since.
>
Probably another girl would like me but I don’t put myself out there enough. Nor do I want to. And women could and should prefer a person who is less selfish than I am.
>
Anyway sorry for blogging SNCA

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>>70958
Today there was a fire drill and she was sorta close yo me, made me flustered

 β„–71037

yeah but xhe turned out to be a dyke
maybe xhe told me that because I'm very ugly



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I wanna ask you guys some advice, or really I just want to talk about this and get some opinions, there's this girl in my 3rd block class in school (accounting) and I suppose you could say I have a bit of a crush on her, the thing is I haven't even talked to her, she sits in the row behind me pretty close to me and it feels like shes all I can think about every time I see her, she seems nice but shes really quiet and doesn't talk to anyone, we have the same lunch period and she always sits completely alone as do I so I was thinking I could try talking to her there by asking if I could sit with her but I'm very worried she'll find me weird or annoying, I'm also a bit worried she might be a mega toxic liberal o algo since she has bright blue hair and a bunch of piercings but its not my biggest worry, i couldn't even really tell you what I like about her she just seems so perfect, shes kind of short but not super short, a little bit chubby, she's probably around my age but I'm pretty sure shes a little older, and she always has this look on her face that I just love, I don't stare or anything like a retarded gigasperg but I always find myself looking at her at lunch evendoe she never notices me, I'm just worried she'll think I'm boring or weird since I don't really stand out at all, I'm tall but I don't do any sports or anything so I really am just a boring person I guess, I don't know I just want your guys' opinions or advice about this, thanks for reading
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I don't actually know her name either but I think I once heard the teacher call it and it was a nice name, she might've been talking about another girl albeit
>inb4 fakecel faggot
I've never had a girlfriend or anything but I'm not a total truecel since girls do sometimes talk to me for answers on assignments or to ask me how tall I am
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 β„–70711

bump. tell us what has been happening since, OP.

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>>68527
Yeah because you are normie nigger, kys

 β„–70825

GEG was going to ask for a tldr of the last month but saw theres been almost zero updates

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>>70711
nothing much, I still see her at school every day and we hang out everyday weekend, she quit vaping and doesn't smoke weed unless she's with her friend which I think is definitely good, she also promised she'd stop cutting herself and while I know that's not gonna last atleast she wont do it every single time shes stressed or sad, though she has somewhat negatively influenced me in one way in the past few weeks and that's that I started smoking cigarettes since she let me try one but that's not the worst thing ever
>>70712
I don't think I'm really a normie since I still have pretty bad social skills and not many friends but I'm not a total giga-autist that cant talk to anyone
>>70825
yeah I haven't really been on the sharty as much especially since I'm pretty busy with school and stuff and there's not really been much going on, I know some people like to read my retarded blogposts but the majority of the users on this site would rather not see my thread every day, I don't want this to get completely slid but if it does it wouldn't really matter, anyhow there's not really much to say about this relationship anymore, on Thursday we'll have been dating for 2 months and I don't feel like we'd break up for any reasons so far, I love her very much and enjoy all the time we spend together and I know she loves me too, I've been able to somewhat influence some of her political views too since while she isn't dumb shes not very well educated so even with my average education I'm able to appear very well learned and more intelligent so she believes almost everything I say about politics meaning that I've been able to tell her how Jews run the government and all the other chuddy shit she doesn't know

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>>70865
/r9k/ is a shithole, seeing your posts wabag
wholesomegem

 β„–71023

nPGBeIGU fucking VVQN…



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 β„–71046[Reply]

Every time I feel strong sexual attraction to another man I genuinely just wish I was straight and I feel so shit knowing I can never be with him regardless of who they are it just highlights my situation, I wish I was straight man, I hate my life

 β„–71047

gay nigga snca

 β„–71055

Relatablerald(evendoe it's probably bait). My roommate is super hot and I'm unironically worried I might be starting to develop a crush on him. It's fucking stupid too because I'm like 99% he's straight. I just wanna be fucking normal neutralplier



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 β„–70408[Reply]

so i made a friend in the gym and in the past weeks i have found out he is legitimately a diagnosed autist, (pretty obvious if you spent 5 mins with him - minimal eye contact, monotone voice, a bit special views and larps as an roman centurion on his social medias and doesn't care for social awareness) and i am also finding out he is one of those "save europe" chuds

he literally nazi salutes me irl to greet me and doesnt stop talking about degeneracy and the west falling, whenever we hang out and see attractive women he just calls them all whores
unfortunately this is like only one of two friends i've made so far in the past months

whats your opinion on this cacas
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 β„–70748

kek all the stupid soicacas falling for this obvious bait because they can relate to the made up satire of themselves

 β„–70751

>>70748
hes very real and he knows nothing about this site
he most likely got radicalised by instagram or smt he just talks about the great replacement and joos and muslims and such

during halloween we hung out and he just saluted random groups of halloweeners, he got like 1 salute back i have no idea how he didnt get attacked since we live in a uni area and the ethnic mix is very diverse (something he despises)

 β„–71001

>>70408 (OP)
probably a nothingburger, my electrical engineering greets each other like that but say "shalom"
heard similar stories from cops here, even the normalnigger wants to be keyed if he can get away with it

 β„–71002

>>70408 (OP)
that's ermmm pretty faustian in my opinion dude

 β„–71005

>>70408 (OP)
aryan as hell. may the gains be nomadic

 β„–71014

What's his name? boutta open a polymarket bet that he shoots up your local walmart



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 β„–71007[Reply]

I need to stop doing ketamine, someone help me it's draining my bank account

 β„–71009

tf we suppose to do πŸ₯€

 β„–71013

are you pissing blood yet?



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 β„–71000[Reply]

Im addicted to Reddit :(

 β„–71004

oh noes

 β„–71008

What subreddits do you use



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 β„–70901[Reply]

Lean is law
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 β„–70927

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>>70901 (OP)
>forcing this gay psyop failmeme on /r9k/ here because you're banned from 4chan /lit/ and you're a skinnyfat DYEL who can't even post ragebait about it on instagram

 β„–70928

>>70927
I meant /fit/ but you get the point, lean is law is faggotry that sedates and imprisons masculinity in a need for the approval of others and contempt for athleticism and hardship
>why would I want to lift weights when it makes my joints hurt when I could just mog

 β„–70951

Fat nigger with no female gaze above me

 β„–70952

>>70928
Even doe no one says to not lift weights, terrible strawman

 β„–70985

I mean duh, does anyone disagree with this? Looking like an ogre is never cool

 β„–70999

Gigachad above me



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 β„–70809[Reply]

i quit my horrible gooning habit a while ago, but i have been really disgusted with myself recently.
namely the fact i have been remembering some of the shit i gooned to from when i was around 16 to 19.
it wasn't ever 'p or lolicon because FUCK that shit but it did involve teenage tranime characters,
which honestly makes me feel sick to my stomach. i'm against all of that garbage too, so i don't even know how that happened.
<
i know for a fact i wasn't really looking at them for the age aspect, i just looked at them like i did with any other tranime girls
(im being honest.)
but now i have been thinking of what i did, and it has been a serious gut punch.
how could i let something like that slip by me?
this has led to me even researching my situation obsessively and seemingly not being able to get over it.
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Ask for forgiveness, and you will be forgiven. Then go forth and sin no more.

God bless you soyteen, I pray for you.

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>>70990
*it went on to when i was 20 and until 21
corrected myself since saying "until 20 but i stopped at 21" didn't make sense but i do feel exhausted at the moment so that contributed o algo
that's probably my actual estimate doe and id also like to mention that my health has immensely improved, i decided stopping at my 21st birthday was the best time to do it
>>70991
thank you btw

 β„–70994

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you are a disgusting pedophile and you need to kill yourself immediately preferably on a livestream so we can laugh at you when you die

 β„–70995

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>>70994
falsenvke but this hurt my feelings

 β„–70996

>>70809 (OP)
snca sybau lil nigga

 β„–70997

thinking about it, i also wanted to say i do have a lot of repetitive thoughts which leads me to worrying about silly shit like this
i should probably get that checked out, doe i'm done with posting on this thread for now



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