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 β„–88852[Reply]

So did anybody else actually have a tomboy childhood friend growing up or is it just a meme? From like 4th to 7th grade I was friends with this girl who despite being a foid was basically a bro to me. We used to play in the dirt together and shit, and while other foids would start reeing like retards if they saw a spider (which they still do as seniors in high school geg but that's a story for another time), she would be the type of person to pick it up and hold it. We even dated for a couple months in middle school. Turns out she was a closeted lesbian and from what I've heard she ended up pooning out in high school, but I'm curious to see if any other 'teens have a similar experience.
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>>88893
is it a canon event as a man to make friends with a poonee before they poon out, because i had a friend in middle school who was this emo mexican girl who started talking to me about non binary identities (women who identify as non binaries always either detransition because it was a phase or they just poon out, they never remain non binary)

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>>88904
I wonder why it's always latinx. Intresting…
Mine isn't latinx though, as I'm not ameriGOD.
Kind of liked xer as a friend, saw her as my sister(age difference is 5 days btw). Greatful to be friends with her, she introduced me to cool stuff, such as crapypasta and such. Better than being friends with a normgroid.

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>>88904
OP here, mine was also fully white and I remember her having a big gacha life phase. I think she was a furry at one point too but I don't remember. Last time I saw her was in 8th grade and she started going by a non-binary name. Also I just remembered she was bisexual not lesbian. In 8th grade she was dating a new guy.

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>>88904
My friend used to be friends with a similar girl but he had to stop hanging out with her because she started faking having autism and OMGSISA SO QUIRKY STIMMING in the middle of class

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>>88919
what does β€œBLACKED!” mean??

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>>88980
geg do les nusois really



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 β„–88894[Reply]

im stuck in a rut
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>>88900
know this one hoe thats safe, doesnt work regulary just likes dick in general, but as I said, dont want to spend too often also its a 2h drive

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>>88901
it is still better to do it out of love than money doe

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>>88902
tru, but beggars cant be choosers

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>>88894 (OP)

have you tried investing your money?

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>>88942
there was a hilarious post on WSB where a guy bought INTC puts days before the bullrun out of rage for trump and elon musk. most people shouldnt touch finance

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>>88942
already am, but with the bullshit going around the world im afraid im not gonna make any, and will be lucky not lose all investments in one go (roughly 13k euros invested in various bullshit, most of it vwce)



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 β„–88922[Reply]

Vapes were created so you would experience from sucking metal things,why?Because one day blackrock will unleash an army of robots on the world and will force people to suck their cocks.

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>>88922 (OP)
imagine being so sperged out of your mind that you actually post this

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>>88932
is it any worse than the worm niggers here

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>>88933
100x worse

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>>88936
enjoy your early onset cancer and metals in your lungs you subhuman autist

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>>88922 (OP)
Who cares dude



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 β„–85218[Reply]

I was chilling with some friends, we stayed up overnight and watched films and stuff, and one of the two guys who stayed started talking about his battles with porn addiction.
Unfortunately due to alcohol and THC in my system and tiredness since it was like 4am, I made a very bad decision and told the other two guys that I was struggling with homosexual thoughts.

At the time they both seemed fine with it and we had all sorta talked about personal stuff so I foolishly assumed the stuff we'd been saying wouldn't leave our circle.
However since then, one of the two guys has apparently been spreading around that I'm a faggot to other people.
I've already got a dm from someone asking about it. What the fuck am I supposed to do now? Do I just own it at this point?

>quit porn, repent to god blah blah

I've tried allat before and it has not worked

Anyway that doesn't change the fact that my friends know I'm a disgusting faggot.
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>>88916
those 'natural thoughts' will give you AIDS/HIV, anal cancer, throat cancer, worms, higher chances of other STD's and STI's.

and send you directly to the lake of fire for being an amoral faggot

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>>88916
>>88917
will get blacked by tyrones bbc in 3 years award

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>>88931
>projection
shut up faggot

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>>88934
You’re closeted and projecting with how you instantly leaked hard over shit nobody would read

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>>88935
you're the one talking about getting blacked by BBC's retard

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>>88937
It’s a view into your future
Subhuman autistic gentiles tend to end up there



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 β„–88378[Reply]

what do you g*ys think of circumcision?
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>>88381
circumcision wasn't popularized by christians.

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>>88437
Study made by jews. Women have been fucking uncut men for millenia and didn't complain why would they start saying this shit only recently?

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mutilation promoted by jews for their blood rituals to saturn

 β„–88525

the most nonsensical practice with 0 benefits that mutilates children without consent. it has 0 health benefits(snopes'd by fauci) and carries risks. let nature do its thin. we for 200 thousands years have been uncut and have obviously had 0 problems (otherwise we can't reproduce).

END IT NOW

 β„–88869

i think its gay to care about what other men do with their penises but i also think its jewish to get your penis mutilated for no reason so idk, you're either gay or jewish to me regardless what opinion you hold

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>>88378 (OP)
holocaust 2.0



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 β„–88805[Reply]

foids

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>>88805 (OP)
nigga tf even is this

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>>88879
Idk nigga

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niggas its called hobbyhorsing

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>>88805 (OP)
no arrow so you like like dis and do dis

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>>88879
retarded foid content thats supposed to be inspiring and motivational o algo asi



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 β„–88084[Reply]

women are not fun to be around and I don't know why everyone is so desperate to get a gf
I look at relationships and the women act like literal children while having every expense paid for by her boyfriend. so many men are just complete vaginal slaves that put an insane amount of time, effort, and money into a woman just so he can have the small chance of sleeping with her
sex sounds way too overrated too, like just jack off nigga
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frogsissies…

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>>88087
I can understand the desire for companionship but people who are obsessed with sex just seem like total low iq subhumans
>>88089
t. vaginal slave

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>>88084 (OP)
i want to be loved and be a parent, so i can teach my children to kill niggers o algo

 β„–88104

porn but… Real..

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>>88102
women can't love
>>88104
anthros aren't real so what's the point

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>>>88087
>I can understand the desire for companionship but people who are obsessed with sex just seem like total low iq subhumans

pretty much. then they wonder why they have to take care of 6 kids cuz they are 70 iq negroids who do nothing but take dick



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 β„–88446[Reply]

I've been told that I need to fix my social skills before I turn an unc so it doesn't cement my ineptitude.
But how?
Most of the time I get approached by students at uni they just talk about SIDCA such as their sexbuddies and Netflix shows and if I talk about my actual hobbies they find it weird and express fake interest because they want to slander me later or want free free shit from me. I have never found a person worth talking to irl.
I used to think it's a peer problem because they're all normie wompas that I don't relate to but I tried making friends online, and usually they go "that's cool" and we never talk again because I feel so exhausted of talking to people about the same shit over and over again with no reward or dopamine from it. So now I'm just wondering what the point of talking to people is if it's completely unenjoyable, doesn't cure my loneliness and takes so much time and energy from me.
I know it doesn't necessarily have to be because I enjoy talking to my closest online friend everyday.
What am I doing wrong? What are you even meant to talk about? What's the point?
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Forgive me I posted it twice and alt tabbed so now I can't delete the copy. Jannies pls fix dis

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>>88642
>wompa
I think your problem isn't having no one to talk to, because fuckin anyone is willing to listen, but not being validated for your hobbies.
The strat for women is very simple; just look good.
If you're a butthole slag FAT art dyke nobody is willing to listen to you, the only difference between that and the sub-5 experience is that you're still able to have sex and have other arthoe friends.
Its always a good thing to looksmaxx, and if you looks good as a woman few people will not listen
even if they have no interest initially, they will put in effort and listen intently and engage if you have decent SMV
men will do this to get in your pants obviously, but women will also engage with you to raise their own SMv
>>88643
change your own diaper

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>>88652
Attentionfried cunt, I already said that normies glaze me. I don't want validation but rather someone on my level, you don't get that because you have no hobbies and therefore are sex obsessed. Kys.

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>>88642
meet up with xer you might as well

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>>88662
>you don't get that because you have no hobbies and therefore are sex obsessed.
projection + cope
no such thing as "someone on your level" when you're delusional or so heckin quirky & special with all your awesomesauce special interests that the venn diagram between you and the rest of humanity is two circles wider apart than the red sea and no Moses to spread your asscheeks, but if you did you wouldn't have these mental hangups and a bf by now, sad!
nobody likes a low SMV female because you have a chip on your shoulder, if anyone does get to know you they'll be revolted
<moidtruke space
also hobbies arent labubu's, I understand that the reptilian brain of the eternal foid hardwires you to look for and gather colorful berries, but with hobbies the opposite is true; the more you have the less meaningful they become

 β„–88881

>I'm terminally online and play 24/7 but people online and irl love interacting with me because I'm funny or come up with interesting things to talk about and have strong opinions on certain things.

sure nigga. GEEEEG



 β„–88781[Reply]

tuff-moon on da 'log doe

 β„–88862

I love jojo's but too many trannies like it which upsets me.

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>>88862
Same it’s my favorite manga/anime
Unfortunately part 9 has a tranny main character (a bi one to) but other than that it’s been okay so far I do like acca



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 β„–87827[Reply]

People often forget how sacred your virginity is. To behold it is nothing to be ashamed of, infact it is something you should be proud of. But in this degenerate normalgroidish world and society it is something that marks you as a retard or something of the like. o algo this is just cope tbh
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>>88576
gas the kikes, race war now

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>>87949
>(you) should prolly just wanna accept the Jew World Order
ESL non-white geg

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>>88707
Jeg er norsk. Du er homse.
>>88636
>Wigger did more for the movement than you ever will
<hmm this is a LARP actually
You Will Never be White, shitskin

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>>88716
genuinely what did he accomplish? Also I'm white Australian btw

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>>88630
tsmt dni

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>>88821
He gave our movement an immediate and direct goal with the 14 words + 88 precepts. Without him, White Nationalism would not be nearly as focused as it is now (and it is rather unfocused when you really consider it).



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Hey guys, just wanted to give you an update on Lindsay.

Lindsay now absolutely refuses to clean up after herself at all. She still refuses to use the toilet which is fine but she NEEDS to clean up after herself. Other than that she is an amazing roommate and we all really like her but this is really becoming a problem. Our boyfriends and girlfriends don't even want to come over anymore. She says it isn't a big deal and that we're making a big deal out of nothing. She says she doesn't tell us how or where to use the bathroom and it isn't her problem that the rest of us just happened to agree on using a specific place to shit when we met and that having roommates means having to make compromises sometimes and putting aside our differences to keep peace in the house and that everyone is hanging up on her.

I went to the shop where she works and from talking to her co-worker it seems like she doesn't behave this way at work or I assume he would have said something so I don't know what her deal is. She refuses to actually discuss this. She doesn't know this yet but Josh is considering moving back with his parents in Wisconsin.

I got along with Lindsay right away when we met and is a super close friend but this is making me wonder if our friendship will even last. Thanks for listening again you guys and I'll keep you guys posted.

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What the fuck did i stumble on

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what th e fuck. s

 β„–88836

>please help us find 26 year old dorothy victoria moksa
marge?

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 β„–88574[Reply]

>glasses
>cute but not as conventionally hot for other guys to like her as well
>slightly autistic, likes the same nofono as you do
>understands you and you understands her
>likes to draw
How much more suffering do I have to endure to find a foid like that? do they even exist? I thought i had found her once, but she didnt want me and i just wasted my time (she is like lesbian or ace or something she always comes up with something different to basically tell me i'll never have a chance with her). my only girlfriend ever was also a bit like this but we broke up after like 2 weeks because she is also a lesbian who just used me as a rebound, so i broke up with her (if i tried to continue it past that point i would had probably got cucked) and she ended up going back to her dyke ex and i just ended up as a betabuxx.
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>>>88574 (OP)
>I'm trying to form a hypothesis. As a teenager (~2017-2022) did you watch storytime animators on youtube? Or something similar?
Nigga I was watching those videos all the time as a kid/preteen between 2016-2019. Does anyphono remember that channel Planet Dolan?

 β„–88713

The bar is so low man this is depressing

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>>88574 (OP)
I had one of these once, she still cheated on me with chad and got ran through by dozens of nine-inch cocks

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>>88574 (OP)
Watch out for autism larpers OP

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>>88715
I'd still tap dat

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>>88582
>1.67
><5'6
ggwp



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 β„–88746[Reply]

New datamining thread please take this SNCA test and post results for data collection purposes

Pic is my actual results I promise you I'm not joking

Test: https://www.idrlabs.com/global-promiscuity/test.php
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Got Taiwan

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based
i dont consider myself too conservative, i just hate porn and prostitution. im just a virgin volcel at 21yo it isnt that bad

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Never been to the Czech Republic nor do I know much about their culture so idk what this means

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>>88746 (OP)
OP here 'teens with another SNCA piece of info, I retook the test spending a bit longer on the questions and after remembering something that I had actually done to an extent that was relevant to the questions and I got Taiwan (Very Conservative)

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>>88814
I got China (SECA)

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i like to fuck, what else can i say?? too much of a sperg for a real relationship but i can mask enough to lay some pipe



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 β„–8207loop[Reply]

Baby
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 β„–54074

its going up

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GO UP!
<unoriginal content o algo

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ultranegrobump

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nigger bumo

 β„–83245

i never even knew this thread existed

 β„–88787

i joined when this thread was made



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 β„–85303[Reply]

>Hey hunky, want to go on /r9k/ with me?
<Yeah sure.
>What do you think?
<Get this jarty shit off of my screen.

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gemmmmmmmmmeraldie



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