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Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 04:03:46 №97546 [Reply]

Visited home for the weekend, it's really not good for me.
I relax too much at home. Spent 5 hours browsing 4chan and another 5 shitposting here.
I used them both under an hour a day for the past couple weeks

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 08:04:09 №97564

i know the feel. i hate sitting inside but i hate going outside. if only there were some special third thing i could choose instead

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 23:50:28 №97632

>>97564
What do you do outside? Try finding a non-social thing to do if you hate having to hang out with retards. I'd recommend stuff like birdwatching, trying to learn tricks on a skateboard or finding a decent spot in a park and trying to sketch what you can see, doesn't have to be good. Give yourself a random reason to be outside and not indoors all day

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Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 01:13:45 №97435 [Reply]

what do soyteens smell like??

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 20:49:53 №97514

i just have my natural scent because when i shower i dont use any body wash, imo you shouldnt be rubbing anything you wouldnt eat on your body. as long as you use warm water and scrub your skin will naturally exfoliate itself

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 20:57:24 №97515

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>>97514
>i dont use any bodywash

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 22:01:02 №97523

Absolutely nothing or my deodorant, because I use cologne stick deodorant which smells pretty strong. I shower daily so I only smell of BO if I've been out running and haven't yet had the time to shower, I normally shower at night

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 10:08:27 №97571

Why the fuck do people use perfumes? They smell unnatural and disgusting

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 11:09:13 №97580

>>97571
Some are ok if people used them properly by putting one or two sprays. Most people practically coat themselves in it to the point that its like a nasal flashbang walking past them in the street.

The only one I'd personally consider is probably cologne, I can't be bothered to spend a gorillion pounds on a perfume.

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 23:26:40 №97626

>>97571
normies live unnatural and disgusting lives in general so its no big deal for them

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Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 09:59:56 №97570 [Reply]

Im a 1/16 kike mischling, i fucking hate kikes, the diversitt propaganda, the secular liberalism and the degeneracy they push into the society. I dont know what to do about my worldview, it makes me sad and distressed that i am connected to such a parasitic people, not by much, but still connected. Do i just focus on myself becoming a better person? Help me out 'teens

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 10:19:22 №97573

1/16 is snca. do you look like this 'jak?

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 11:04:30 №97577

>>97573
No i look like a north pontid slavnigga

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 11:48:18 №97584

You will be killed in the race war don't worry

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 12:33:27 №97587

are you 1/16 jew 15/16 white? if yes you are not a mischling according to the nuremberg laws

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 21:07:25 №97615

I think you’re probably fine if you’re not part of the culture. Even full ethnic Jews like Bobby Fischer can be keyed
>Do i just focus on myself becoming a better person?
In theory, at least. I think that’s too vague to actually pursue, but it’s in the right direction

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Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 10:46:38 №97574 [Reply]

We should support troons BTFOing Nick Fuentes, actually.

>Why doe

He's a spic sodomite pedophiles who worships Jeffrey Epstein, what's there to like about him?

>But he's a heckin' cultural influence o algo

And also a massive retard, nobaldi with an IQ higher than 70 wants a guy like him as a face of their movement, also he's exclusively worshiped by non-white braniggers who use the right's version of safe-edgy humor if that matters.

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 10:57:14 №97575

The biggest issue with the right wing is the high neuroticism. Liberals are great at taking a longer, slower approach, where each time they slowly move the goalposts up to something just on the fringe of reasonable for the masses, which lets them make huge societal changes over time. The right tends to want to leap to the end goal and lack some patience, and will say TKD or TND instead of trying to shift perspective their way, maybe by suggesting the economic benefits of cutting mass immigration or funding for israel instead of saying "I hate niggers thats why we should get rid of them"

A political group very rarely gets voted in with a radical as the figurehead, you need someone who presents themselves as a moderate and a reasonable person, not an idealogue

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 11:05:05 №97578

You lost tranny

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 18:25:03 №97609

you Won cis

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Why do women hate me Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 12:39:48 №97588 [Reply]

ive only had one gf in my life which was on discord ik i should just kms but jeez do some women piss me off with their bullshit lies narcissism and constant need for attention i just want someone who isnt selfish and all that other bs fuck women femboys are better 2 in one package yes i might be a faggot but i just dont like how women treat me soooo hopefully one day or ill just die a virgen and a sad lonely little shit

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 12:48:10 №97589

First of all:
FUCK YOUR TRANNY OP PICK
Secondly:
They hate oll male people. Even chad's, but they are more prefereble for them then us
Thirdly:
YOU ARE PORN ADDICTED. GET OUT OF PARTY OR GO AND HEAL YOUR ADDICTION

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 12:52:23 №97591

Legalize rape

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 00:58:41 №97638

>>97588 (OP)
you're a sad pathetic little ugly brown. jump off of a bridge retard. nobaldi wants to hear that you're a faggot. retard.

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Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 11:14:05 №97582 [Reply]

Okay but, How does one actually get a trans girlfriend? What sites are the best for discovering one?

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 12:03:19 №97586

lazy bait DNI with this nigger

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 18:06:56 №97607

go back to /soy/ nigger

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facts.. Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 21:44:53 №97521 [Reply]

>dont matter if youre smart, maybe youll never get a gf

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 21:57:19 №97522

ESLGOD bro

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 06:29:20 №97558

>>97522
OP posting straight from the slums of mumbai

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 09:15:42 №97565

it's a quote doe

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Chud 09/02/26 (Wed) 06:37:30 №96947 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

why is the entire world becoming faggots
>sharty teens are now becoming fags
>people IRL are becoming fags
>even chuds are fagging out
the real blackpill is that everyone is giving up

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Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:14:27 №97529

>>97333
Whoever made that bait needs to re-read their bible. There is a strong difference between forgiveness and tolerating toxic behaviors. Troons are toxic, and everything they do is toxic, and all of them are some sort of sexual predator.

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 01:35:44 №97536

>>97529
Isn't the one point that Anti-religion redditors bring up about jesus whipping the kikes exactly about that? You should tolerate honest mistakes, and minor infractions if people are willing to show change. But trannies are mindraped and not only cause harm to themselves, but also want to indoctrinate kids. Same way you would whip a kike for trading in a place of worship, you should whip a tranny for predating on children in a place of teaching

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 01:58:15 №97538

>>97517
this frogcaca has BBCPTSD from getting brutally BLACKED by a troop of chocolate chimps. SAD!

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 02:44:03 №97542

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>>97538
stop making fun of my trauma

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 05:17:40 №97554

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>>97516
>jp slop
>lusting over mymy

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 06:59:29 №97560

>>97526
not even the sharty is safe anymore.
>>97516
>I think (you)'ve just surrounded yourself with too many faggots
i think so too. i hate image boards. why can't faggots or trannies leave them alone? why can't faggots leave it alone?

one of the most gemmy, funny and unique places on the internet had to be enshittified by faggots, and turned into just another image board including all the 'p spam, trannies and lifeless faggots

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My penis is small Chud 08/25/26 (Tue) 04:20:44 №96158 [Reply]

My grandfather: has BWC, was DarkTriadmaxxed giga, all girls wanted him
My father: has BWC, all girls wanted him in the high school, my even my mom confirmed he had BWC
My brother: probably also has BWC considering him having multiple girlfriends in his life, all while being neet living in one apartment with his parents
Me: TWP clittycel, I'm not even sure if my pipi is 10cm long erected. Why so? I'm the most physically active in my entire family, including generations prior. I seem to have normal testerone. I have masturbated, maybe that's the reason? I don't know.
I understand I will never have sex with a woman, because no woman wants a TWP, they need ASWP at least. I'm not even ugly or short, but it's fucking over. They buying fucking 22cm dildos, and even average guys can't satisfy them.
At that point I have no hope. I want erase all disgusting shitskin subhumans and faggots from my homeland Europa and make my race great again.
Jannies please don't delete my thread, I need answers

Chud 08/25/26 (Tue) 05:58:37 №96170

There's no answer, the demiurge just made you this way because he wants loosh

Chud 09/05/26 (Sat) 15:36:52 №97402

>Picrel
I look like this and say this.

Chud 09/05/26 (Sat) 17:23:47 №97405

yeah its also over for me my penis is only 15cm (>22cm) haha!

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 00:52:02 №97433

What is it with you clittycels obsessing about dick length.

You having or not having sex has nothing to do with your TWP. If she sees your dick youve already won, you're about to stick it in her. She might not want to repeat it but for women the most sensitive area is the clitoris which you can still please with your hands while you're fucking.

Most people don't buy 22cm dildos. The female G spot is something like 4-5 inches in.

I have a dick thats like 5.5 inches long erect. Still a khhv. The thing thats keeping you, and me, from fucking is not our penis. Its either because we are too spergy and repel women, we aren't attractive enough, or if neither apply and you're some giga with a TWP then I have no clue

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 02:26:09 №97439

>>97405
that's not TWP that's AWP

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 04:42:41 №97551

>>97439
kek just kek

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How do I get rid of eyebags? Chud qTiZzdoa 09/05/26 (Sat) 19:32:33 №97418 [Reply]

I'm average height, anglo-celtic, T07 eyes, good looks, dress average, and obviously have a spergy personality as a sharty user, but for some reason I have eyebags that are impossible to get rid of. I think it has something to do with my seasonal allergies, for which I take Claritin. I know this is apparently the sharty incel board, and I have never been in a romantic or sexual relationship with a woman. Any tips on improving my condition? (picrel because allergies)

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Chud qTiZzdoa 09/06/26 (Sun) 02:33:03 №97441

>>97418 (OP)
you may have thin skin on eye sockets which causes permanent eyebags. did you have these eyebags for all your life?

Chud qTiZzdoa 09/06/26 (Sun) 05:05:33 №97458

eyebags are a bone issue and you'll need implants to fix them if they are "impossible to get rid of"

Chud qTiZzdoa 09/06/26 (Sun) 05:27:03 №97459

shit foids care about

Chud qTiZzdoa 09/06/26 (Sun) 20:46:30 №97511

>>97458
yeah this, alot of the time its because of bone structure, what op can do is use some kind of concealer to hide it, it only takes a little time to apply and if you do it right no one will know

Chud qTiZzdoa 09/07/26 (Mon) 01:48:14 №97537

your readily apparent insecurity is an issue several magnitudes larger

Chud qTiZzdoa 09/07/26 (Mon) 02:42:23 №97540

>>97431
i got like 10 hours of sleep each night over the summer and still had light-moderate eyebags, i believe the other teens when they say its bone/skin structure

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Whats your Ideology and Stance Chud 09/03/26 (Thu) 23:17:22 №97143 [Reply]

Describe in this thread

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Chud 09/04/26 (Fri) 23:07:18 №97339

>>97337
what do you think? who said anything about racism or capitalism? you need to get off of /pol/ little buddy. come join the rest of us in the real world, ok?

Chud 09/04/26 (Fri) 23:36:13 №97348

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>>97339
Its a joke, stop being inmature

Chud 09/04/26 (Fri) 23:42:09 №97349

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>>97348
sorry im used to talking to people mindbroken by politics i thought you were being serious. take this rare soy as recompense

Chud 09/04/26 (Fri) 23:46:35 №97350

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>>97349
I dont care what you tal anyway, no need your apologies or words

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 03:48:22 №97447

>>97350
I think I know you from the 'tube

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 02:42:01 №97539

>>97447
Huh?? What you mean

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Chud 09/01/26 (Tue) 02:22:32 №96846 [Reply]

i cant be the only one who switches between desperately wanting a girlfriend and wanting everyone to leave me alone every few days

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Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 04:36:16 №97454

>>97427
i dont watch porn doe

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 16:35:45 №97501

Human are social by nature that why

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 16:44:25 №97502

>>96846 (OP)
marge I new to this board

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 16:57:41 №97504

>>97502
What exactly do you need ?

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 17:13:32 №97506

Have you looked into if you have borderline personality disorder or bipolar disorder? I'm pretty sure I have the first and I experience similar stuff

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 17:20:49 №97507

>>97506
(Not op) What makes you think you have it ? I've only been around people with it but shouldn't it be a rather obvious thing ? Most of yall are pretty far gone.

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Chud 08/25/26 (Tue) 16:21:53 №96217 [Reply]

wet dreams thread, ill start

I dreamt I was fucking a white haired blue skin alien girl doggystyle

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Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 18:17:28 №96813

>>96713
What I meant to say that I'm in too deep that I just dream about relapsing. Not the real thing.

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 21:36:38 №96823

I had a dream two nights ago where I was fucking some blonde chick at a party, but when I looked down I was fucking my phone. Came in my pants anyway

Chud 09/03/26 (Thu) 03:39:54 №97063

Posted this in another thread, but it fits this one too.

One time i had a dream i was having sex with a girl with big tits, i was fucking her while sucking her tits. After cumming inside her, i wake up with a puddle of cum in my bedsheets, my dick stinging from all the friction and a pillow corner inside my mouth.
It was a huge mindfuck for me.

Chud 09/05/26 (Sat) 17:27:07 №97408

>>97063
>sucked on a pillow
KEK i want to watch this happen, wouldve been hilarious

Chud 09/05/26 (Sat) 20:32:22 №97426

Last night I had the strangest dream. I somehow had obtained this device which allowed me to steal this supercar, it was like a flash drive you could plug into a car which made it yours. I drove around with it until the owner stopped me. She was a blonde woman and I ended up groping and kissing her.

Unrelated but in this dream I also read a Guardian article explaining why Indians love the Ska band Madness so much.

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 04:39:51 №97455

I dreamed I was moving into a university dorm kind of place, and I was joking around with this girl with black and green hair and I said something like "what so, you want to fuck me?" and instead of joking back she said yes in a cute embarrassed way and then gave me the hottest french kiss ever and then the dream warped to my dorm room and she was riding me

jerked off right away after waking up, she was so cute fml

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Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 01:55:54 №97438 [Reply]

>BBC nigger
Pepe? BBC is no.
Nigger poop and niggers dying

Niggers are dying, poop

Post produced by poop corporation
nigger dying
pepe

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GO NECK YOURSELF Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 01:33:44 №97437 [Reply]

post nose and rope faggot