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Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 23:37:18 №92877 [Reply]

the thought of having to meet someone new, learn about their interests, hobbies, meet their family and go through another talking stage again and overwrite everything you knew about your ex

i'm tired boss

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Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 01:39:54 №92950

>the thought of having to meet someone new, learn about their interests, hobbies, meet their family and go through another talking stage again
sounds alright
>overwrite everything you knew about your ex
memory doesnt work like that + GTFO filthy sex haver

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 16:59:13 №92979

>>92950
okay maybe you have an easier time when it comes to building connections with people, thats great
>memory doesnt work like that + GTFO filthy sex haver
it wasnt meant to be taken literally, but i would have to fill all the time and brain space i would usually dedicate to one person to another its just weird to me

maybe im autistic

Chud 07/20/26 (Mon) 19:29:48 №93069

>>92877 (OP)
you can avoid this by never having an ex by never being in a relationship

Chud 07/20/26 (Mon) 20:05:34 №93073

>>93069
too late for that now innit

Chud 07/20/26 (Mon) 20:06:32 №93074

>>92979
sexhaver problems + larping as autistic to be quirky
verdict is gtfo

Chud 07/20/26 (Mon) 20:48:36 №93081

>>92877 (OP)
>>92979
I'm a gambling man.
Many people do not like what I do but I cant help it, I really cannot. They think I get some perverse pleasure from watching the dice roll, from casting them with my own sweaty palm. I will tell you no such thing is the case, in fact, a gambler feel nothing in those moments, nothing except for fear.
There will never be a day on which I will not be gambler. I might have no money but I'll still gamble. Make promises, break them just as easily. Thats why people dont trust me anymore. Waking up in a cold sweat at the party, a new post. Fear. I know I cant stop myself, but it all makes sense to me. Whenever I gamble I try to be as confident as possible.
Its a foid.

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Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 15:40:45 №92135 [Reply]

I'm Jewish but I have a bizarre mental disorder that causes me to simultaneously deny and celebrate the Holocaust and swear allegiance to Hitler while denouncing the Talmud and advocating for TKD. Should I be concerned? Nobody believes me.
It's getting really bad. I was at my cousin's bar mitzvah last year and I suddenly felt an uncontrollable urge to shout "Heil Hitler" while doing a double Roman salute. Nobody believes me. It's like I'm possessed by an evil spirit that compels me to do the most antisemitic thing possible in almost any scenario. It's like having Tourette's but specialized for antisemitism.

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Congrats, faggot

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 17:56:07 №92700

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>I'm Jewish but I have a bizarre mental disorder that causes me to simultaneously deny and celebrate the Holocaust and swear allegiance to Hitler while denouncing the Talmud and advocating for TKD. Should I be concerned? Nobody believes me.
>It's getting really bad. I was at my cousin's bar mitzvah last year and I suddenly felt an uncontrollable urge to shout "Heil Hitler" while doing a double Roman salute. Nobody believes me. It's like I'm possessed by an evil spirit that compels me to do the most antisemitic thing possible in almost any scenario. It's like having Tourette's but specialized for antisemitism.
originale

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 18:15:09 №92702

>>92135 (OP)
Many such cases in actual fact!

Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 21:53:10 №92764

i don't believe you either

Chud 07/20/26 (Mon) 17:00:24 №93060

Hi Richard Stallman

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I’m 21 and I’ve never been happy in life Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 05:57:10 №92955 [Reply]

I've never been happy in life and nothing makes me happy. I hate people and I hate humanity. I'm also insanely socially anxious (despite socializing everyday) which makes me the most awkward human in existence, I want to quit my job and live back with my parents and just nothing. Unfortunately I'm too scared of death so suicide isn't an option. I feel so pain and anxiety, I don't know what to do

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Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 16:11:47 №92973

man if you have no hope left i can only recommend meds that will fake the happiness for you

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 17:23:52 №92982

Life now for a lot of guys is about finding healthy ways to cope, turning horrible into bad or tolerable

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 17:24:29 №92983

This a good video of good copes

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 17:45:45 №92993

>I've never been happy in life
i hate niggers that lie like this for attention

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 21:03:57 №93007

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Bro you're not Elliot Rodger, just take a bluepill you attention seeking nigger gegegegegeg

Chud 07/20/26 (Mon) 15:47:14 №93059

>>92983
that's video on what you shouldn't be doing geg

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Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 21:09:34 №93008 [Reply]

KILL ALL CELLULOIDS AND HIPLETS

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 22:56:12 №93010

Only trust girls who wear skirts. Only way to know they dont have nasty cellulite shit

Chud 07/20/26 (Mon) 00:20:40 №93017

i don’t get the big deal over hip dips it’s something you don’t really even notice until pointed out, after kinda realising what they were don’t most women have them? idk seems stupid. cellulite is nasty doe

Chud 07/20/26 (Mon) 02:11:04 №93026

cellulites arent even that bad mane

Chud 07/20/26 (Mon) 03:10:32 №93028

>>93017

Oh my Gooood mane, are yall that fucking retarded??? No one gives a shit moron, its funny to see them bitching how its "unchangeable bone structure" like incels dont kill themselves over their height and looks every day

Chud 07/20/26 (Mon) 08:34:08 №93040

Hiplets are honestly disgusting only desperate loser would date a hiplet

Chud 07/22/26 (Wed) 18:49:29 №93167

toknigger go back you are not welcome here

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Chud 07/20/26 (Mon) 06:07:32 №93034 [Reply]

u

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Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 19:06:28 №92750 [Reply]

I was about to goon, but then I remembered how detrimental porn is for my OCD, and that immediately killed the urge.

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Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 06:28:26 №92958

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>>92755
I wish I could just goon all day instead of wasting all of my time on tiktok and jewtube. Sounds epic but how do you bypass post nut clarity? If I could jailbreak my dick from it I would be going ham on my cock.

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 12:46:58 №92965

>>92900
what the fuck is that image

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 13:09:51 №92967

>>92965
go back to your discord server pig

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 16:10:54 №92972

>>92958
abusing stims and pde-5 inhibitors
i dont recommend it though, my friend did this and it fried his dopamine so hard he didnt get out of bed for two whole days

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 20:13:16 №93001

>>92972
nah blvd ts is crazy BLuD ts fryin me bl\/d
too hole dayz? rest in peace nigga press f to pay respect

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 23:29:50 №93016

>>93001
adderall, tadalifil, pramipexole

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Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 21:59:28 №92766 [Reply]

is marriage risky? what do (You) think about it?

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Chud 07/18/26 (Sat) 08:36:56 №92894

dont marry a white woman, problem solved

Chud 07/18/26 (Sat) 22:42:17 №92935

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>dont marry a white woman, problem solved
<unogtent

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 06:25:11 №92957

Tbh i think i'm better off without dating and marriage
<but sex and kids or some raisin
I mean yea, that could be nice but, it doesn't pay off in the end, and you'll just loose your mind. I think i'd rather be wompaless and happy than with wompa and stressed from time to time

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 16:41:29 №92978

Very very much so. You have to be very lucky with the girl you end up with

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 17:50:35 №92994

>>92876
okay nigger, go to a school club, take off your shirt and play a sport while chicks play a different sport close to your court. see if a chick checks you out and go from there. if you become captain you can change the scheduling to play your sport when female teams are playing nearby. discipline problem solved

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 19:06:57 №92998

i would stay lean and silently pressure my wife to work out. I dont want to "let myself go" even when i get older, so one of the things i look for in girls is whether they like sports/working out

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Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 03:27:39 №92819 [Reply]

Buying a sleep mask was the greatest decision of my life since usually my sleep schedule is shit due to doomscrolling the Sharty all night and gooning. I can finally sleep and not feel like shit in the morning it's something that makes my night a little less shittier I should have started using these things sooner.

Chud 07/18/26 (Sat) 22:07:00 №92930

>>92819 (OP)

I reccomend also taking some melatonin

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 16:01:49 №92970

I recommend not staying up too late at night geg, normalizing ruined sleep schedule is niggerhell

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 17:52:54 №92995

>>92819 (OP)
>needs to have his eyes restrained to sleep since he cant stop gooning and using devices late at night
thats sad OP, fix your life

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 18:20:15 №92997

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>>>92819 (OP)
>>needs to have his eyes restrained to sleep since he cant stop gooning and using devices late at night
>thats sad OP, fix your life
He's the average /r9k/uck albiet

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Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 06:47:10 №92676 [Reply]

I'm going to kill some of you. No, you won't get advance notice.

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Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 08:48:00 №92680

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shtok ya goy mikraker

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 11:18:06 №92690

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Youre a nigger
<un- AAAAAAAAACK

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 21:07:32 №92716

not if i kill you first

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for some reason my comments arent going through. the fuck? where do i go to get/ask for help?

Chud 07/18/26 (Sat) 22:18:02 №92934

>>92676 (OP)

Y tho

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 16:32:54 №92977

UPDATE
The OP of this post has been found ~~niggerdead~~ with not fewer than three dildos lodged up his rectum.

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Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 07:37:10 №92458 [Reply]

Recently saw two teenagers, kissing in the park. It reminds me of when I was a teenager and would see other teenagers kissing in the park.

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Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 19:00:43 №92480

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geg
<unoregano content

Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 21:52:02 №92490

kiss yourself in the park

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 00:16:56 №92945

>>92458 (OP)
Kiss dogs in the park

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 01:36:36 №92948

kiss your dick in the park

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 02:48:57 №92951

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OP strikes me as a guy who would like the smiths.

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 13:05:50 №92966

ropefuel

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Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 08:14:57 №92960 [Reply]

hypegamous foids!!!!¡

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 11:18:18 №92964

tiktok niggers ruined the blackpill

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Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 00:26:23 №92218 [Reply]

I'm 22 and I've never had sex.

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Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 19:21:53 №92276

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>>>92259
>I'm a chud I'm a chud I'm a fat little chud 🥹✌️
<unoregano

Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 22:24:14 №92436

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>never having sex

Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 22:46:19 №92442

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>I've never had sex.

Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 22:43:10 №92514

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>I'm 22 and I've never had sex.
<Unoriginal content! You have been muted for 0 seconds.

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 00:16:00 №92944

>>92218 (OP)
Eh, not bad when you think abt it. Don't rush things

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 03:27:01 №92952

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>I'm 22 and I've never had sex.
<Unoriginal content

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Chud 07/13/26 (Mon) 15:52:24 №92614 [Reply]

thanks to the person on here that showed me the zellig outro cover its so fucking good, blessing you with 100 years worth of happiness rn

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 00:13:11 №92942

>>92614 (OP)

Coalee brim

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 01:26:33 №92947

Your welcome (OP)

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Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 03:50:48 №92413 [Reply]

It is officially over, bros. Fauci finally got the best of me. I am starting Lexapro today to combat this relentless OCD. My brain chemistry is already so profoundly fucked that I have absolutely nothing left to lose anyway. Wish me luck.

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Chud 07/12/26 (Sun) 19:10:59 №92562

>>92413 (OP)
praying for you ocdBRQS

Chud 07/12/26 (Sun) 19:22:16 №92570

>>92562
i was having it horribly but it's gotten better

Chud 07/12/26 (Sun) 20:04:52 №92572

>>92413 (OP)
do you also get insanely schizo over internet privacy and any opsec mistake you make?

Chud 07/12/26 (Sun) 23:20:37 №92585

>>92572
i know where you live kek!

Chud 07/13/26 (Mon) 10:50:30 №92606

>>92572
yeah I've got about 8 email accounts that I use for different purposes. I also avoid anything that isn’t FOSS.

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 00:15:04 №92943

>>92570

I'm glad you're better. See ? Medz make everything better

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Chud 07/16/26 (Thu) 09:22:26 №92782 [Reply]

What looksmaxxing routine does a 5'2 dark brown Indian man from Bangalore need to do to look like this?

I am an unimaginably hideous dark brown 5'2 Indian man with Norwood 4 and a micropenis. How do i cope?

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Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 10:21:17 №92843

That has to be the worst bait I've ever seen. It's so bad it's making me wonder if the terrible bait is itself just bait.

Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 18:00:10 №92856

>>92843
this is completely real. bless vishnu

im getting a Rhinoplasty, Genioplasty, Jaw Implants, Orthognathic/Bimax Surgery, Blepharoplasty and a turkish hair transplant within a year

i just don't know how do i make my skin whiter? does anyone know of skin whitening surguries

how do i cope with having an indian micropenis saar bless vishnu

Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 20:37:41 №92858

>>92856
start with bimax before considering implants or rhinoplasty (bimax can also change nose shape after all). bimax combined with genio is often called trimax, so you can just refer to it that way. if a surgeon uses that term you know he's blackpilled. trimax is usually enough on its own. also try to stick with bone based procedures rather than implants, since it's also possible to widen the jaw using bone alone. bone is always better than implants. i also doubt you need blepharoplasty, since indians are generally known for having larger eyelids already, you're probably thinking of ptosis surgery instead. i'm not familiar enough with skin whitening to comment. as for micropenis, r/gettingbigger is a good place to look into that.

Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 23:15:56 №92869

>>92858
fell for it kek

Chud 07/18/26 (Sat) 01:00:51 №92884

>>92856
evendoe this is bait for all the brownoids in here if you want to get whiter koijic acid apparently actually works I dont know about any supplement stuff that sounds like cope THOUGH

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 00:08:07 №92939

>>92782 (OP)
Take more bibisi