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 91531[Reply]

im gonna keep this brief, I had this crush on a girl for a while, I thought it was mutual, we were already good friends for a bit, but when I confessed I had feelings for her she said she didn't have the same feelings back. 13 days later I still haven't gotten over this, it hurts a lot. fuck i'm still obsessed with her too, been having dreams about being with her, I need help.

 91534

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listen to tiki tiki phonk and move on

 91537

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First step is to get over the feeling of "what is wrong with me?" where youre over analyzing everything about you that you think wasnt good enough

It probably hurts a little extra because you had the impression it was mutual, so you had high hopes and got let down

Everything will pass slowly with time as long as you decide that you want to heal and get over it, the longer you try to hold on to what could have been the more it will hurt

Vent about your feelings when it gets hard and you need to get things off your chest, dont expect it to disappear right away but just know it will

 91591

>>91531 (OP)
Rejection hurts, but it's not the worst thing.
To be ignored; that's the worst.
Poor little weasel…

 91595

group hug



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 91581[Reply]

I’m a Jew and beaner mix, everyone in my family is a schizo and a liberal, I’m fat, and worst of all, I’m a faggot. I’ve been working out to look less fat and Jew-like, but is there any other advice I could get for dealing with my other issues?

 91582

If you stick a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger you won't look like a kike or a spic anymore. When did this board become filled with actual faggots jsid

 91584

>>91582

While I do support TFD , because the community deeply pedophilic, I will not kill myself because I am a hypocrite.

 91585

>>91582
And I will add that the “hookup culture” in the faggot community is something that I will never understand. As I see lifelong, monogamous relationships as the only valid form of romantic and sexual relationship.



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 91568[Reply]

Whenever you feel sad, just remember that you aren’t Brian Peppers.

 91570

I might as well be with this current dating market

 91583

>>91570
Just so you know, Brian Peppers is a dead child molester.
It will never be as over for you as it was for Brian Peppers when he was born.



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 89971[Reply]

>sending pooner ex monthly anonymous encouragement messages so she won't lop her fucking tits off
I'm such a cuck can somebody go to my house and kill me
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 90195

do not let women consume you

 90198

>>90000
nigger poop 2

 90252

>lop her tits off
she already has.
there, now u can stop

 90442

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MoralGOD
if you still care about her then by all means stop her. Im happy your doing something this unselfishly good

 90480

>>89971 (OP)
dated a girl for like a month and she went from thinking shes trans to normal. skill issue

 91567

>>90057
>tell her about parasite pill
based autism pilled



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 91228[Reply]

i dont know how to cope with the person i love telling me they dont want anything to do with me

we werent perfect but i never wanted perfect i just wanted them to show that they cared
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 91492

>>91491

>Do you think you have more integrity than him?

Although i know theres things i had to work on too, id say generally yes. I was very willing to reflect on what i did wrong, maybe sometimes more than i should. I remember repeatedly reassuring him that i was not out after control, i was not after his autonomy ect.. and i tried understanding his perspective.

I think i always thought that if I can just explain myself clearly enough that he would understand, but he never seemed equally interested in understanding me. It hurt feeling like the effort wasnt reciprocated and he told me that its just how he is as a person, but it just feels like distancing yourself from taking accountability for how your actions impact other people

Its an explanation but not an excuse in my opinion, i dont expect people to be as emotional as me, but i dont think being honest and taking accountability is something you need to be an emotional person to do. I was very ready to take accountability, but i dont think he was yet

 91496

>>91492
Well, something I learned with this person is that sometimes people aren't so introspective or thoughtful. To some people, their own first impression of things is enough and they just move forward with that. Maybe he felt like he understood and wouldn't budge in his sense of things. My ex is stubborn, which is nice when it's on your side, but is also kind of dumb so often wouldn't budge from even objectively dumb things (like getting stoned before driving). Like she was married to her own sense of things and unwilling to acknowledge fault or be open to other perspectives. Very difficult. Thank God I dumped her.

 91498

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>>91496
True, i guess i learned the same lesson. I could only solve so much by myself by taking accountability of how i was making him feel unsafe with me, but he tends to treat the situation as that i was just asking him for too much. Almost like i was ungrateful. He didnt mention or get into the mistakes he made and how they affected me and seems to only mention how he felt victimized. I couldnt make him consider his own mistakes and in this case the more i asked the more he would view me as tiring. Before we stopped talking, he mentioned that getting back together isnt impossible, but self reflection can only come from within.

Thank you for talking to me oldsoi, we never really got to how to move on from heartbreak but talking and reflecting helped has helped me get out of the guilt and self hatred. ill never be able to forget but i need to forgive to move on. Its finally summer, i finally graduated and its my birthday next month, im ready to abandon this thread now!

 91503

>>91498
Need a rebound? Do you live near Chicago? Please respond.

 91561

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>>91503
>originality

 91564

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>>91561
made me GEG really frickin hard!

>>91503
hell no nigger i dont need a rebound get away from me you absolute filth, go back to the jarty!!!!!! HAYAH!!!!!!!!



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 91563[Reply]

I hate living in a suburban neighborhood there's nothing to fucking do in my niggerhell existence


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 91443[Reply]

Why do women marry men they don’t want to have sex with?
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 91526

>>91443 (OP)
women are only attracted to the top 5% of men, maybe 15% if we're being generous. However theres obviously not enough attractive men for them to be in long term relationships with, chads will fuck them but not marry/date them. So they're essentially forced to settle down for an oofy doofy who provides money and a family for them but they are not at all attracted to so sex feels like a extremely tedious chore rather than an act of love.

The majority of american families are like this where the women settles down with someone she resents and I come from a family like this myself

 91540

>>91526
>Explaining the oofy doofy theory on the 'arty
IQ maxxed

 91542

>>91526
Don't ever get up

 91545

>>91526
You can cultivate love in other ways that are not based on physical attraction, such as emotional presence, aka “being a man”

 91555

>>91545
you can do that yes but it wont ever fully match or imitate the true attraction a foid gets from seeing and being with a chad

 91562

for the money
this has been known for a very long time, stop asking



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 91424[Reply]

Talk about your recent dreams o algo

 91425

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my fictional girlfriend being real and falling into her ever so warm embrace
oh yeah also killing niggers to protect her or something

 91426

One where my aunt was in a nazi cult and they threatened to cut their throats in public, another one where I was blocked by water in a water park slide.

 91485

Last night I dreamt that my body was covered in large and aggressive growths, presumably some form of skin cancers

 91489

Yesterday I dreamt of being in a bus and some girl was hitting on me but I realised I'm a loser and not ready for a relationship and I left the bus

 91552

>>91424 (OP)
I burned Bon from the walten files with a flame thrower

 91559

Not recent but I had a dream where there were parrot shaped Xbox controllers



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 91543[Reply]

After like covid hit like 6 years ago and like everybody started using tiktok reels and shit, my parents have basically been stuck on normgroid media and whatnot. How do i convince these people to do something with their lives rather than becoming the typical boomer who does nothing but scroll mindlessly on fb or some other media sending either ai slop or just blatant misinfo. Like my parents Arent the active kind but at least i dont want them to mindlessly be programmed into believing everything they see on either the tv or god forbid social media. My mom used to read alot of books but now shes stuck on ig reels or just reading snca from some influencer that bakes cakes or something idk. And my dad is just in on linkedin reading some stupid shit some billionaire ceo wrote that nobody could care less about. Im pretty sure my dad loves making something considering hes an electrician and he has some other projects hes making. Also this fatass is like using chatgpt like any moment hes spending on his phone or laptop. At least anything to stop these people from being a part of the hivemind that is modern mass media.

 91544

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>>91543 (OP)
My (boomer) father is pretty much the same since he spends almost all of his free time reclined in his chair in the living room with his phone held awkwardly in front of his face, scrolling through Facebook or sending paragraphs to people on WhatsApp with the football on the television in the background, blasting loudly for ambience regardless of if he likes the team or not. It's sort of funny because he used to get a bit annoyed with me for spending all of my time on my computer when he's essentially the same with his phone and the TV, but I think now he's realized that we're both in the same boat in the sense we have basically no hobbies, skills or worthwhile interests and we're just sort of enduring our mediocre lives until we're permitted to slip off this mortal coil. I could pretend like there's something a lot more noble about posting on imageboards than scrolling on Facebook, but there isn't really.

 91551

>>91544
True, although i used to sit all the time in front of my pc and occationally sit on my phone and scroll ive recently put my pc up for sale and cut down on using any normGOD media with like a shorts feature. Ive also looked for some hobbies, one of them being guitar but since my sleep is like mega raped by school i have barely any motivation but im getting somewhere atleast



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 91494[Reply]

hemorrhoids is a Lord's bulwark from sodomy

 91549

>>91494 (OP)
Remember to wipe with sandpaper.



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 91395[Reply]

youre not trying if youre not doing everything in your power to ascend. most of you need to inject testosterone and bonesmash your subhuman faces. you cant complain about being an incel if youre not doing anything about your situation. if youve tried your best and still failed, then fair enough
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 91556

>>91530
if bonesmashing actually worked you would have posted your results, but you didnt so we can all safely assume that you are still subhuman and you've deluded yourself into thinking it works. do you know how many threads have been made about "MY BONESMASHING ASCNESION" and the before and after pictures literally look the exact same. Not a SINGLE person has improved from bonesmashing because it doesn't work you stupid ass nigger no matter what some youtuber or (((CLAVICULAR))) told you, the only results you can get with your face are with surgery.
If you want to BTFO me just post your face, but you won't because subconsciously even you know you still look subhuman and hitting yourself with a hammer has been for nothing

 91571

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>>91556
cool clittycel leakage but sure lol
inb4 its just puberty/fat loss bro!

 91572

>>91571
its just puberty/fat loss bro

 91573

>>91572
Unironically this

 91574

>>91573
good luck getting an ogee curve like mine and a square chin through puberty. im 15% bf in both

 91577

>>91571
it literally is just puberty/fat loss just because you mentioned it doesn't mean its not true



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 89887[Reply]

as the title says, i struggle to keep or make friendships. my last "friend group" was a couple years ago and i had multiple instances where these girls would drop me then reach out a couple months later with a shitty sorry apology. i like to wear cute girly japanese fashion shit and this makes it even more difficult to befriend people because they think im even more retarded then i actually am, im constantly made fun of or tormented in public (Like my local mall) by normies and i just dont say anything in response, like fully go mute and walk away. i dont have any friends and ive been trying to mask it like i dont care but it just hurts. does anyone else struggle with friendships
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 90410

Give me plappy plappy, whore

 90411

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>as a girl
>60 replies
kill yourselves

 90416

kindly stop baiting me please

 90621

>>89916
>Nor am i an attention whore.
evendoe by saying youre a foid on the inkwell site youre automatically attention whoring

 91566

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>>90621
is OP baiting or trans call it

 91569

down daun



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 91506[Reply]

>hate foids
>date a few
>hate them more
what now?

 91507

try men

 91508

>>91506 (OP)
Keep meeting wompas, try mentally stable ones that aren't insane or extremely promiscous

 91512

>>date a few
Get off mi board

 91528

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go join the military



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 89544[Reply]

i was on a gaming 'cord server and there's this one 14 yo guy who was often in the vc with me and 2-3 other ppl

he's a gooner but i think he's a nice kid and i wanna ungroom him & also i have a suspicion he might troon out

he's told me he started getting into feral porn, and said that he knows that it's not good.

we've had a falling out and pretty much stopped talking

wtf do i tell him to set him on the right path?
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 89582

>>89580
are you >>89531 (OP)?

 89583

>>89582
no i'm not a furfag and not the op but this post kinda inspired me to ask for help here

 89594

>>89544 (OP)
14 is extremely young to already be gooning to this type of fucked up shit, help him no matter what

 89722

alternatively you can dox him, find his parents, and tell them.

 89774

>>89722
that'd be too much and also i'm not good with 'oxing

 91523

have you try getting him into more outside activies get him away from technology and he can be less tempted



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 91519[Reply]

i found five cigarettes and a lighter outside, ama


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