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 β„–100849[Reply]

I keep getting tempted to masturbate again. For the record, i have been clean for a bit more than 5 months now
What am i to do?
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 β„–100899

Do pushups

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>>100884
me i give a shit

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>>100849 (OP)
You need to transform the leftover energy you've built up into good things and accomplishments. Retention gives you energy, but energy has to be used, it doesn't just stay within you forever, but it has to be invested. Like working out, you expend the energy, but it is an investment that gains you physical prowess. Invest your time and energy into good.

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>>100849 (OP)
the "semen retention general" on /x/ says that holding your breath until you physically need to exhale will make most urges disappear

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>>101049
That thread is giga

 β„–101153

unless you have some medical problem where you cant masturbate or else it explodes or just goes to shit, why wouldnt you. porn is the real killer that shits evil



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 β„–101063[Reply]

At what point should i go to the emergency room?
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 β„–101087

Nusoi, you're not supposed to put your email there…

 β„–101093

Up
<unroro

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>>101063 (OP)
ITT we 'ox Ryan for leaving xis email in the email bar

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>>101113
He's 16. I'd do it for an adult but not a kid.

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>>101113
Cacas don't deserve to be doxxed, but this is geggy as fuck. I hope nigger is just baiting and didn't use his actual email.

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>>101113
Not going to be your personal army for a caca 'ox



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 β„–101163[Reply]

This board needs a hero, a FUTARYAN

 β„–101221

Kys
<unorigenalo fuckshit



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 β„–101114[Reply]

ITT: we logically conclude if its worthwhile to live or if you are better off dead. While making arguments for or against, please refrain from using Religion, Emotions, and Nihilism as evidence or whatever. We are concluding weather live is worth living, not weather life is meaningless or not

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>>101114 (OP)
>weather instead of whether

 β„–101123

Oops sorry for bumping

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>>101122
im dyslexic nigger fuck you, and im a SLF who wont fix it NEITHER

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>>101124
>Neither instead of either

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>>101125
efl cord woke up



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 β„–100977[Reply]

I squished my sexgiver's cheek with chopsticks like picrel while we were eating chinx food and she called me an idiot. Polimps?

 β„–100980

stop that you will give her acne from the oil on the food and turn her ugly

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>>100980
I wouldnt mind if she became uglier tbh

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>>100999
what's wrong with you?

 β„–101070

>>>100980
>I wouldnt mind if she became uglier tbh
nigger what

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>>101025
>>101070
Easier gatekeeping



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 β„–100718[Reply]

are foids dumb or something

 β„–100726

do you even have to ask? you must be as dumb as one

 β„–100755

3rd panel, beer can

 β„–100950

took you this long to figure that out?

 β„–100954

Yes. Foids are dumb. They have NOT had the same evolutionary pressure men had. A man has to be smart, capable, strong or all three. There are rare exceptions where a man had outstanding social positioning and gained his power that way, but those are rare.

Women just had to be attractive.

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>>100954
women had to be diddys that were like oh please mate ith me im a retardf and the lads were like dunno but the jews invented porn so the lads would chase handicapped whores and now everyone hates each other



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 β„–101115[Reply]

Nusoi here. I was lurking and rarely posting here 5 months prior. Do /soy/ was that brimy all the time? Can some oldGODs tell me how it was back then?
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>>101117
Was there ever a time when there wasn't so much spam there doe?

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>>101117
Newnigger

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>>101119
Yes. I'm from the Froot era and the log on /soy/ was mostly gemmy. All bait and furfag threads were moved to /nate/ and left to die from cattywipers. Then Quote joined and fucked everything up. Salt is a fitting name, as that's what's being added to the open wound known as this site. Spam was present during Froot era, but effortposts stayed up and no one was shitting them up as often as they are now.

 β„–101131

Quote should have genuinely shut it down. Soy is raped, pol has always been nigger hell, and all the other boards are dnb's r9k is the only board i use now

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>>101131
/tech/ is gemmy doebeit

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On sept 30 we leave.



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 β„–99927[Reply]

I will always be a midwit. I will never be a genius. My IQ will always hover around 100. I am basically a lobotomite.
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>>100053
>many things in life that are important in life
Sorry I is eslGOD

 β„–100087

I have 130 iq, I can do work and stuff fine but ADHD means I suck ass at tests so what does it matter.

Also it means I can't get bitches so who cares. Be a normie, go watch sportsball and have sex. Its a whole lot better than the extremes of the iq scale.

 β„–100088

Go find your brain lobotomite, chances are Doctor Mobius just stole it and is waiting for you

 β„–100967

gfbfgbfdgnfdgn

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>>100087
Adhd doesn't make you unable to get bitches, you're just weak. Also take adderall to mog everyone at test.

 β„–101134

Lol faggot that attitude is the only real reason why that's the case.



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 β„–100872[Reply]

The fact that your life is pre-determined at conception is both terrible and comforting at the same time. On one hand, there was never any hope, you could never do anything about the shit genes you were cursed with and that you will never feel the love of a female due to it. On the other hand none of this was your fault. The notion that you don't have authority over your life also frees you from the kike rat race redpiller negroids constantly insist you have to partake in. My conclusion is that you should hate others instead of yourself.

 β„–100874

tsmt joeyy
>CONS: there was nothing you could do anyways
>PROS: there was nothing you could do anyways
you might as well just do what you want! (without being an excessive degen ofc) pursue what you like to do but dont delude yourself into thinking you can have some trad-wife family fantasy if ur a truecel. as cope as it sounds its sort of freeing to know that whatever you did in regards to social and romantic relationships wouldn't matter anyways so just do what makes you happy and will keep u from being homeless

 β„–100890

demoralization copium

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>>100890
Truth is demoralizing

 β„–100993

Truth is highly motivating and I love life at every single moment because I'm not a little cuckcel.

 β„–101133

mathematically, your life was actually predestined before conception (determinism)
but it is to such a universally vast degree that it will carry no effect on you



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 β„–101094[Reply]

Did some research about statistics on faggots yesterday to prove my point that faggotry is not about feeling love to people of the same sex but a simple sexual degeneracy. There is a female in my friend group that seethes when I occasionally say bad things about faggots and trannies, so I decided to bring some papers so my normie friends didn't get into that bullshit.
So I found out that male faggots are basic sodomites (no shit, sherlok). They are prone to have trembillion sex partners on average. They accounted for up to 75 percent of new syphilis cases in the 2000s and 2010s. They are a massive porn addicts. Everything about them is clear. MtF trannies are basically Faggots 2, so the same goes for them.
Female ones on other hand had same low bodycount as normal foids (low compared to male fags of course). Porn site statistics usually focus on men, so it’s hard to say to what extent dykes are gooners. Also, they tend to switch their sexual orientation back and forth more often than male faggots (doe paper that says this has sample smaller than TWP).
I have come to the conclusion that dykes and female bykes are not the notorious sodomites as male fags but a traumatized and mentally unwell larpers. Their domestic violence rates speak to it.
What do you 'teens think about them?
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 β„–101096

one is the product of over stimulation the other is the product of under stimulation

 β„–101097

Dykes are way more openly degenerate on average than fags. Fags tend to hide their desires from normies to be on their good side. Dykes don't have this problem (yuri spammers for example), so they can openly talk about bestiality and pedophilia without major consequences. You know those memes of women reading degenerate romantic novels about rape and other things? That's partly why.

 β„–101098

way more degen than fags id argue, maybe its because i spend pretty much all my time online but at least in spaces like this I've seen normal fags but I've never seen a somewhat well adjusted dyke

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>>101097
>>101098
I usually see the opposite. All degenerates I saw were faggots or MtF troons. Can you give an example of dyke degeneracy?

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>research
>on faggots
you are a faggot too lmao

 β„–101107

I hate all women



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 β„–101075[Reply]

I wish I had a skinny femcel online girlfriend,alot of us do ain I rite!

 β„–101077

I want a real life girlfriend who loves me not some whore on the internet who talks to dozens of other men. Unfortunately that's impossible.

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>>101075 (OP)
im this but male
im feminine though

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>>101077
Because youre a nice dude and I aint
>>101081
Omgxisa?

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>>101082
A nice dude is what a cuck who simps for egirls is

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>>101085
You have a very weird idea of what "nice" is



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 β„–98662[Reply]

i talked to girl i liked today and she called me a "discord e-kitten" and showed me suggestive photos of her cousin should i be worried

 β„–98674

i think she got epi'ed

 β„–101084

Late reply but, stay away from her. She'll only bring in problems



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 β„–101027[Reply]

I'm 23 and I can't read

 β„–101032

I'm 21 and terribly suck at maths

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>>101032
maths is pointless beyond addition multiplication subtraction and division anyway

 β„–101044

Im 41,its a long way down!

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>>101043
it's pointless past advanced trig

 β„–101057

how did u type this post nigga



 β„–101054[Reply]

pect st - or any other emulator for that matter - doesn't have anyone /that/ interested in terminal emulation behind it. As such, when it comes to terminal emulation proper, XTerm is about the best there can be.
10:30 PM
While I think I understand the ideas behind suckless, I've got a feeling that they ov


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 β„–100446[Reply]

Surly i cant be the only one..
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 β„–100949

this is so truACK!!!

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>>100467
Bait thread kill yourself op

 β„–100992

Downwardss

 β„–101071

terrible bait nigger go jump off a fucking bridge

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>>101071
>bumping bait from the bottom of the catty in hopes that it isn't and you get to talk to mentally ill sharty troons

 β„–101092

begone, mongrel



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