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 โ„–74220[Reply]

Troon just tried to groom me on reddit

 โ„–74221

send screenshot

 โ„–74222

What are you waiting for teen, it's time to 'oxx

 โ„–74239

>>74220 (OP)
>Imolying that he uses reddit
Kys



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 โ„–73893[Reply]

Yesterday when I went into my school's library I noticed they were red ribbons and condoms for the students because of aids awareness week o algo.

I thought it would be a great idea to end my NNN streak with a condom so I went early to school today to take one but they had taken them away and put sweets for christmas or whatever.

What do I do /r9k/?
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 โ„–74012

>>73957
write "supersage" in Email yo sage

 โ„–74092

>>74011
I did condomcuck, eat the food and never goon

 โ„–74159

>>74092
>Condomcuck
Geeeg what kind of insult is this kill yourself, answer my question

 โ„–74175

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>>74159
I acked so I can't answer

 โ„–74209

>>74175
No you are just faggot who cant answer, also kys condomnigger

 โ„–74210

>cant answer my question



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 โ„–74202[Reply]

let me make you dinner slut


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 โ„–74144[Reply]

Why do food companies make all this junk that makes people fat and infertile, turning us into useless blobs so they can make more money? And why do governments try to shove their ideologies down our throats when theyโ€™re just puppets for the same people controlling everything? Itโ€™s all just a game to them, and weโ€™re the pawns

 โ„–74145

cuz da jooz o algo

 โ„–74151

>>74144 (OP)
Remember those 'troll logic' comics back from when trollface was unironically a meme? One of them was like
>make cakes
>sell cakes
>use money made from selling cakes to make more cakes
>infinite cake
>take over the world because everyone is too fat to stop you now
It's basically that but real

 โ„–74153

>>74151
modern society is a joke

 โ„–74174

>>74144 (OP)
Because people like junk food and there is a demand?



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 โ„–73963[Reply]

how do i overcome the need for gf?
never had one so how do i stop caring about them?
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 โ„–74032

>>73963 (OP)
Get a bf

 โ„–74033

>>74026
Pretend to go to church and larp as orthodox on sharty /r9k/

 โ„–74034

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>>>73963 (OP)
>realise youre an ugly cunt and no girl wants you or improve yourself enough to find a girlfriend

 โ„–74043

get a tulpa

 โ„–74045

plan your suicide that's what I do

 โ„–74166

>>73963 (OP)
realize that women are a distraction from what really matters
Schizo posting on the sharty



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 โ„–73315[Reply]

i'm aware i already talked a thrembillion times about this before as i made >>70809 and the following threads after it, however i have remembered that i might have had small instances where i gooned to some particularly branigger level tranime shit at specifically 16 and 17.
i feel no urges to goon to anything at all and i only look back at all of the content i consumed in disgust, but this in particular still gives me an uneasy feeling occasionally. my mistake was viewing some of this as if it wasn't any different from the other shit i saw, focusing on more of the generic parts of it rather than the worst parts, though looking back that was really stupid to do.
<
is the actual problem just that i'm a retarded nigger who worries too much about an actual SNCA nothingburger considering i didn't have any actually horrible intentions, or should i have a real reason to worry about it since i failed so hard on my moderation of what i gooned to?
<<<<<<<<
this might also be a POSTED IT AGAIN AWARD thread, and maybe worrying about some of it could be ocd related too.
seeing that thread about nhentai also inspired me to post about this as i was on a few shitholes like that before, so it really reminded me of it.
i probably have eyebags from having worried so much about all of this, geg
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and yes, i deleted and reposted this thread about 3 times to make it better formatted
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 โ„–73993

>>73990
Seriously i feel messed up tho for just reading some sick foid's fantasies and feeling addicted to this. My groinals made it even worse i hate being like this i'm absolute scum

 โ„–74017

Bruh I just ended up browsing another ai gooning site but decided not to goon at all before eventually getting irritated by it. I hope i passed but the stuff i looked up makes me sick and i also feel weakened again.

 โ„–74024

Bump i still need help

 โ„–74061

(Not OP)
I hate you Nusois for making this thread die. I'm currently suffering from Insomnia because my addiction came back

 โ„–74062

>>74061
the thread died because it was snca

 โ„–74082

>>74062
My problem wasn't SNCA doe



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 โ„–70959[Reply]

Foids is this true?
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 โ„–70969

>>70967
I would assume that's not true for all womerns, be optimistic!

 โ„–70970

i wonder if us moids are any better than that

 โ„–70986

No. I think about my interests and my girlfriend.

 โ„–71088

>>70986
fake or something

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Unfathomable.

 โ„–74079

>>70968
I fucking love that stupid Diddy blud einstein song from the TikTok it makes me feel like a retard but its super funny



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 โ„–74044[Reply]

I met him IRL online guys. I met King chud. ask me anything Reddit

 โ„–74078

dicsord geg



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 โ„–73414[Reply]

my mom arranged a marriage for me when i was in 6th grade but i got "weirded out", havent been on a date ever since

 โ„–73537

op is pakistani

 โ„–74019

>>73537
thรฎs

 โ„–74058

>>74019
Im white and Germanic and I don't know any other way to get a date than to have a matchmaker. Im asking her to arrange another marriage. You incel chuds should do the same.



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 โ„–74049[Reply]

Is it worth it to looksmax if I'm 5'9"? There's way to change your genetics inorder to grow taller and limb lengthening is a joke.

 โ„–74050

I meant there is no way to change your genetics that makes you grow taller.

 โ„–74052

you'd have to look into it more to even find out its worth starting. Unfortunately infinite money wont turn u chad. For some people its not even worth it since you'll stay sub 5.

 โ„–74056

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>thinking 5'9 is short

 โ„–74057

being insecure about how tall you are is worse than being an inch or two shorter than you are. You look more sad, chemical stress shortens your lifespan, and your work quality suffers. If you are american, then 5'9 is average. Yes it is worth it to looksmaxx.
Also, you could die any day, your life will pass like a dream, and then the shape of your body will no longer matter. So focus on God and eternity. Be thankful for what you do have. Wanting things that you can't get is futile and makes you sad. You have limited time in life. God gave you some things, and God gave some things to others, all for the purpose of your enlightenment and salvation.



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 โ„–73620[Reply]

What's the point of this board if no one here is really involuntarily celibate? Why are some of you, who have real friends and relationships, who have jobs, and most importantly have sex on a regular basis/at all are shitting up this board? If you want to talk about your normie life, cry about your little normie problems, and gaslight people like me with out of touch bluepill cope advice go shit up Instagram or even better reddit, not here. Do us real losers like myself a favor and purge yourself off of this board.
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 โ„–73668

>>73620 (OP)
why do people have to be incels to post on /r9k/; thats just retarded. continue being a crybaby who goes on the advice board to take no advice

 โ„–73669

>>73637
>>73638
tsmt. give me my blogposts and /adv/ threads

 โ„–74021

>>73668
>No asvice
Evendoe they give advice

 โ„–74040

>>73658
normalnigger larp geg

 โ„–74041

>>73620 (OP)
You're a whiney faggot

 โ„–74042

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>B-BUT… I CALLED YOU A BLUEPILLED NORMIE



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 โ„–74037[Reply]

What is your opinion on money?
How important is it to you?
What do you think of greedy people?

 โ„–74038

>>74037 (OP)
>What is your opinion on money?
Money has existed and will likely exist for a long time, it's a simple concept that anyone can understand and it's not inherently wrong. With or without money we'd have a small number of people hoarding all the wealth..
>How important is it to you?
As important as it is for most people, it's required if you want to start a family, eat, drink or have a place to live.
>What do you think of greedy people?
They rule the world. Anyone in a high position of power or a large amount of wealth is greedy. Greed has always been the biggest sin of them all, especially nowadays when most of us learned to be civilised and not murder each other for no reason. Wars, suffering of millions of people, environmental issues have all been caused by it. World leaders can't have the incentive to gain power for money and need to actually want to improve their country.

 โ„–74039

I think money is the most important material thing anyone can hold on Earth, but greed sickens me to my core - not like just some guy on the street overcharging a tourist for some shitty trinket but more politicans sending people to die for oil money or Jews



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 โ„–74022[Reply]

โ€ฆ
>17
>mom recording

 โ„–74023

let people enjoy things



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 โ„–73913[Reply]

>manga written by a woman
>can't go 10 chapters without making fun of the male protagonist for being short
Brutal

 โ„–73924

If it was written by a guy it would be sexualising children instead

 โ„–73931

>>73924
>>73913 (OP)
The solution is to ban Anime

 โ„–73974

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>>>73924
>>>73913 (OP)
>The solution is to ban Anime

 โ„–73979

I watched the first season of the anime with my brother like 6 years ago and it was cool but I haven't seen anything past that, is it good?

 โ„–73997

>>73931
Ts is a manga

 โ„–73998

>>73979
Yeah it's manime not tranime



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 โ„–73983[Reply]

Merry Christmas jakkers

 โ„–73986

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gemmy picrel whiteboard raids are always kino



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