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 №77296[Reply]

Genuinely how do you meet people

I've never had friends due to being homeschooled and it doesn't help that I'm a giga high inhib autist

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 №77245[Reply]

Everyone at my local community college is genuinely retarded. All of the clubs are filled with turboautists. I have no friends and have never been more lonely in my life but I guess I can’t expect much geg. It feels like my entire youth is going to waste since I don’t do anything but study, eat goyslop and sleep. Are any of you more fortunate? Pic not related

 №77246

>>77245 (OP)
>turboautists
Sounds cool, why dont u talk to them?
>I don’t do anything but study, eat goyslop and sleep
If you end up with a dead end up job and your studies go to waste, then you have. But if whatever you're studying is useful like math and science then you're not wasting ur time

 №77252

>>77245 (OP)
Go jim

 №77254

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>turboautists? sounds cool. that's literally me!

 №77290

>>77245 (OP)
One of my coworkers also visited the site


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 №77232[Reply]

My dad asked me what's a Soyjak is
for context I watch soyjak creepypasta stuff and soyjak culture on the living room tv and my dad notice, one day he saw my WhatsApp PFP was a schizo soy image and asked "is that a pedo?" So I explained what a Soyjak is and he asked "so you want to be a effeminated men?" So I sent him translated Soyjak lore to him, what should I expect

this is 100% serious idk what to do GEGGGGGGGG

 №77237

why would you watch 'jaks on the family tv to begin with

 №77238

Once my older (by like 10 years) cousin asked me 'what is a soyjak' after staring at my phone and I said 'uhhh nothing' and went away and like 10 seconds later I heard him say 'ohhhhh one of these' and chuckle to himself a bit if I remember correctly

 №77250

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>watching 'jaks on the family tv


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 №77185[Reply]

I actually despise being here, I have nothing in common with the average poster (tall, girlfriend, workout and a decent job) yet for some reason I can't help but want to feel included in this sites culture, I find it funny and cool how something so unique can exist, I show people I know soyjaks and they find them funny too, so I know I'm not the only one.
>reddit space
But I am a normalfag, I always will be. I don't dislike that at all, I'm content being one - But I just don't get how this site can attract me when I have nothing in common with anyone here apart from I find soyjaks funny?
>reddit space
No arrow because this is me in gif related
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 №77208

>>77203
Great post!
You deserve a reward for this.
*rapes you*

 №77211

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>>77203
ThinkGOD

 №77218

>>77211
Thanks
>>77208
Thank you rapeson

 №77234

>>77203
great reply, very relatable

 №77240

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You must be a non-virgin!
Good riddance if you quit this place. We don't need people like you here.

 №77247

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>>77203
>The average participant of a fringe community online being a loser is a misconception. A lot of us are introverts and don't socialize much, but for plenty of 'teens it's a choice rather than fate. I work, go to college, had a previous relationship, and have a lot of money saved in my bank account for someone my age coming raised in a below-average income environment. This doesn't make me 'normal' but rather just indicates responsibility and discipline, even if I have a lot to improve upon.
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>I'm not a normie because I choose to interact with them as little as possible. I don't enjoy the company of most people nor do I like them at all. Despite this mindset, I still had achieved everything that goes against the archetypical obese basement-dwelling NEET. It's likely that you aren't a normie like you think you are; you likely have political views beyond the Overton window (considered extreme), have dark or crude humor, and possibly only get along with specific subsets of people. That could just be me projecting, but I think that person is who this website attracts.
><
>The NEET loser archetype doesn't apply so well here compared to other fringe communities because of the nature of the website. The culture of the website is built off contrarianism. Whilst every other community is usually centered around some kind of media, or at the very least, doesn't disavow it, the culture here is strictly against overindulging in media. That's the entire purpose of the soyjak: it makes fun of you for lacking responsibility or otherwise being feminine. This is a reaction to the devolving world around us with people who willingly stay locked in their chains and prevent meaningful change; the zoomers, and soon alphas, truly want change and have developed reactionary views because of the broken world they grew up in. Because of this, the average age of the sharty userbase is much younger than most other imageboards. The millennials aren't attracted to the anti-hedonistic, crude, yet puritan mindset of many zoomers.
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>All of that is to say: the sharty appeals to zoomers as a whole, especially the growing reactionary alt-right. Most of us stPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


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 №77069[Reply]

>3 weeks pass
>couldve caught up and got ahead in my projects
>couldve looked for a job
>couldve practiced my piano
>couldve learned something new
>couldve read more books
>chose to spend it all online
i guess its moreso just a self-discipline thing but i get distracted if theres no due date

 №77071

I hate seeing threads like this with people being lazy bums because it validates the fact I am also an unmotivated and inert squanderer of my potential.
It makes it so much more tempting to abdicate any internal drive of mine to crawl up dem the slums, thinking I’m just one of millions in some social epidemic, something far bigger than me, and it lets me relieve myself of responsibility for fixing my own problems.

 №77084

Deserved cuz fpedocuck

 №77244

>>77084
control your judgement


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 №77229[Reply]

i dont understand what gets kids into tcc communities, like yeah its sometimes funny to joke about christchurch or even anders breivik but genuinely some of these cases are really sad, most mass shooters nowadays are teenagers that either got roped into alt right faggotry or have really bad depression, most of time its both. Like, the antioch guy was so completely brain fried by ideology and terror groups that he began to hate himself, they are all retards and nothing excuses their actions since they dragged random people into their problems and killed them, but its genuinely so sad to see the state of the people who do theses crimes. Once again, i am not trying to excuse their actions, they're still spergs

 №77231

as per usual, everybody wants to escape their miserable lives so they get lumped in communities like this and so forth, you know?


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 №77225[Reply]

>therapy
<counseling

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 №77206[Reply]

I am new to this place, but I migrated from 4chan because that place was full of weirdos and coomers, and I think this place is better.
I am very sick right now, and I fucked up all my sleep schedule, so I returned to my old ways of staying on chan sites and playing mindless games. I have exams this year that will decide my life, and I am not ready for anything. I evolved a lot as a person this year (I think at least), but I am still so far from what I want, and I think I will not make it. Also, a girl, I think, started to like me, the first time I think this happened in my life. She has a lot of personal drama with her family, and I don't think I have the means to help, though I really want to. Still, I can't do anything today except look at commie blocks from the window, listen to DSBM, and hope that I will quit being a loser when I finally feel better.

 №77215

Take magnesium glycinate beforr sleep
<
Dont listen to shitty depressing music

Btw do you live in some ex commie shithole, i kinda do as well doe only in my student dorm and im a year before uni

 №77219

Thanks for advice and yes I live in Romania.Its not the worst place,but neither the the best

 №77221

>>77219
Im in Hungary which is in very similar shape.
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Probably the worst thing about being in a commie state is seeing all the ruined historical towns getting desecrated with fucking cement monoliths of panel houses.idk how much other people care about that my fathers an architecht and hes been ranting about this shit since i was born so it must be that.
<
Do you at least recive decent education there? High school are pretty shit here which VVILL fuck me over since i wanna go to uni

 №77222

>>77221
No here the education system is fucked.They expect you to you to learn uni level shit high school and half the teachers do nothing and expect salary


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 №76416[Reply]

Have (You) ever destroyed catboy bussy?
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 №76495

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>>76416 (OP)
pooner bait post
>>76487
>>76489
>>76492
>

 №76499

>>76495
clittler baitpostdoe

 №76504

>>76416 (OP)
I'm bi so yeah

 №76512

A.k.a: Have you ever inserted your penis inside some dude's dirty anus?

 №77200

no but soon

 №77204

>>76512
It was shaved


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 №77147[Reply]

Here I am once again, high and plans to goon out all night. My cock is already covered in lube and precum and the edible hasn't even fully kicked in yet. I goon so often now I'm on day 5 of edging at least 3 hours a day. My classes have started but I don't care my cock feels too good to think about that. I just can't fucking stop all be going all night.
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 №77155

I stayed up until 4am gooning

 №77177

Aryan beast posted this

 №77183

if you goon too much golden freddy is gonna kill you

 №77184

tbh its 2026 now can we just admit that gooning won

 №77186

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>if you goon too much golden freddy is gonna kill you
<Unoriginal content! You have been muted for 2 seconds.

 №77195

They really dont raise their kids anymore


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 №77019[Reply]

My Bannerlord save got overwritten and I lost a week of progress. Can anyone relate?

>Inb4 thats a warband jak

 №77023

tried playing bannerlord i got bored shortly after taking my first few cities

 №77024

>>77023
This happens in most of my campaigns but I managed to overcome this hurdle before losing my progress

 №77124

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Play warband instead

 №77180

bannerlord is boring as fuck, just infinite cycles of the AI taking bumfuck nowhere and making you do a drawn-out siege while the AI some place else takes another bumfuck nowhere province


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 №77137[Reply]

ive been rotting on this board for awhile now and i figured i'd make a shitty blog post whining about my past relationship
<reddit space
im not super subhuman or anything but ive always been really spergy around girls and around june i found a girl that liked me and i ignored all the red flags that my friends warned me about and i wasnt super confident anyways so i kinda ignored her past
<reddit space
but she rushed everything and wanted dat bwc and sheit but i thought she actually cared and later i broke up with her after 3 months because she wasnt treating me right but instead of leaving it there i went back because she manipulated me into thinking i couldn't find other love and i let it go on another 3 months where she didn't put in any effort and didn't change like she said she would
<reddit space
but later on she says she wants to take a break and for some reason i was so low self esteem i said yeah ev&doe i said i dont do that and later i realized shes treating me like her little cuck so i called her out and she broke it off and made up some bs about being stressed out
<reddit space
for some reason im still hung up a month later because she was my first everything ev&doe i thought i was saving myself for marriage now im only realizing she was using me for all i did for her like i even wrote her a letter and shiet like she even told me she loved me a less than a month in we never really fucked so i guess im fine but i just want a sisa so bad but im scared of getting hurt again

 №77138

Haha! Good post! You need a reward for this.
*rapes you*

 №77139

>ive been rotting on this board for awhile now and i figured i'd make a shitty blog post whining about my past relationship
Can you describe the girl? How she looks, her personality, and the impression she gives would be a good start for pinpointing specific issues.
>ive always been really spergy around girls
Most normal feeling ever, don't feel ashamed. I'm an actual diagnosed sperg and I can be very awkward around woman I find attractive or show interest in me.
>i ignored all the red flags
I also ignored some obvious red flags with my previous relationship because I just wanted the experience and cuddles o algo
>but she rushed everything
Same
>she was my first everything
Same
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 №77140

>>77139

>Can you describe the girl? How she looks, her personality, and the impression she gives would be a good start for pinpointing specific issues.
it wasnt just like her past and stuff, diagnosed bipolar, bpd, eating disorder, fatherless, dood i dont know what i was thinking
>Most normal feeling ever, don't feel ashamed. I'm an actual diagnosed sperg and I can be very awkward around woman I find attractive or show interest in me.
yeah me too that why i went for her because i knew she actually liked me ev&doe i was spergy
>I also ignored some obvious red flags with my previous relationship because I just wanted the experience and cuddles o algo
geg same
>What were you giving her? What was she trying to take?
mainly i bought her things like flowers and stuff and made her feel special and always my family trying to include her (i never got any gifts or even went in her room) plus i wanted a real relationship and she mainly wanted someone fun to validate her

 №77141

>>77140
>i never got any gifts or even went in her room
Wtf kind of relationship is that? Did you ever have conversations about this?

 №77142

>>>77140 (You)
>>i never got any gifts or even went in her room
>Wtf kind of relationship is that? Did you ever have conversations about this?'
i probably should of she was my girlfriend but it did feel off i guess because im supposed to be the man but i was blinded for most of the relationship it was just always me hosting ig


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 №76124[Reply]

I’m a newfag and my English is bad.

She was my first girlfriend, and we lasted about one month. We broke up in October. I rlly miss the idea that she could have been with me, but I realize it’s impossible to have her back. Because she’s not her anymore; he is.

Imagine wanting to be a man. Why there's too little transmasc hate in sharty?

> Image took from soybooru cause im lazy

 №76125

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Because half the userbase on this god forsaken website are pooners

 №76953

Da joos took your gf away from u bro. U need to force her to Detrans. Just like if Adam was there to guide Eve she wouldn’t eat the apple, you need to save your lady from castrating herself.

 №76956

did she already troon out? try to save her mind, chud

 №77099

Go and dave you girl from ruining herself chud

 №77125

>>76124 (OP)
Why not be gay and be with him


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 №76762[Reply]

>Im pretty sure this girl likes me, she laughed at my 67 joke last week
<How do i find Girls who Look like Tomoko near Texas
^I took Coffeine last week and now I’m addicted, should I go visit a therapist?

 №77018

Hidden gem. I command you to go up!

 №77020

>>77018
This. Why did I miss this gem before?

 №77123

Marge where are the other two images


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 №77029[Reply]

i have an exam in two hours

 №77030

im scared choods….

 №77033

>>77029 (OP)
hope you are doing good chuddy, update when it's over

 №77046

Hope you did well. Ill have like five in like a month and i havent learnd anything

 №77051

>>77046
kek i got my maths results back today and suffice to say im fucking retarded

 №77114

>>77051
more motivation to study then


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