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 №95514[Reply]

>Wake up
>Eat my prepped chicken and egg breakfast with coffee
>Go to work
>Do my job
>Socialize with none of my coworkers
>Order a piece of salmon for lunch
>Continue to do my job
>Clock out
>Drive home
>Eat my prepped chicken and egg dinner
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 №95642

>>95639
I put balsamic glaze on my chicken and eggs because I'm truecel

 №95643

Yes nigga you aren't special. Make yourself special if you don't want to live like that for the rest of your life.

 №95703

college/uni is the only way to escape wageslavery if you lack connections

 №95732

>>95703
Not op, but I’m about to start a bachelor’s in Electrical Engineering. Do you think that’ll get me anywhere?

 №95749

>>95732
Am op, I was actually looking into something similar with an electricians union

 №95966

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zis is ze rest of yuor life op, get uset to it…


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 №95173[Reply]

>be me
>at the park with my sister
>ranting to her about how much of a slop movie "The Last House" is
>notice at least three tall normies walk by with fat ugly gfs
>i keep my mouth shut and continue ranting
>another couple walks past us
>sister nudges me and says "dude she is so out of his league"
>run autism_mode.exe
>perform diagnostic scan on both them using 5 years of accumulated blackpill knowledge
>it's textbook looksmatched couple, if anything he actually mogs her
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 №95979

You're both retarded subhuman trannies

 №95998

wow, you both sound insufferable
maybe your sister a little more

 №96013

Yes, your sister is retarded because she is a foid. That's just how they are. Best to learn how to ride the tiger fren because the world is going to be in for a wild ride until the social contract is renewed and that will take another 20 years and the cruel sacrifice of a generation of women.

 №96017

hide ur power level bro

 №96024

women are almost always insecure about their weight (even if shes skinny or looks normal), and they usually delude themselves into believing that if they were chubby that their boyfriend/husband would still love them (which is natural as women usually become chubbier after they turn into mothers), so as a a result if a man breaks that barrier and says that men are naturally unattracted to women on the chubbier side, then they usually get offended as they feel as if it is a criticism on themselves, mostly out of fear that when they eventually get children and turn into fat wompahs their husband would abandon her and thus leave her to rot with the kids.

 №96026

both of you are retarded niggers


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 №95812[Reply]

>One chance at life
>Be born as an ugly, autistic manlet with a small dick
>There's nothing I can do about it
And I'm supposed to be okay with this.
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 №95829

>>95819
Wholesome, put my words of wisdom into the suicide

 №95830

>>95829
note

 №95920

Ouu shit

 №95925

Nothing we can do about our bone structure..

 №95946

>>95812 (OP)
none of that ever stopped Bazos from owning the world

 №95948

You can have fun in other ways
>>95814
Fun which doesen't involve bullets*


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 №95742[Reply]

I have this foid who loves me and is loyal to a fault, yet inspite of that I couldn't feel more indifferent toward her. Anybaldidore else ever desperately want something just to lose all interest the moment they get it?
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 №95828

>>95824
She practically worships the ground I walk on with the way she speaks of me. I've no problem getting close to women, it's just a little off putting how vastly different we see each other

 №95831

Kill yourself sexhaver normalfag

 №95832

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>SUPER CLITTY!
>Kill yourself sexhaver normalfag

 №95833

>>95828
yeah but i want that in a girl and when i do have it i dont want it like idk what i want anymore

 №95834

>>95833
If I had an answer this thread wouldn't exist, at least you know you're not alone

 №95943

Have you sat down and really thought about it? I know that sounds vague and weird, but have you sat down and thought about your relationship with her, why you still see her, and why she still hangs around you?

We don't appreciate the things we have until we lose them, but at the same time we also don't think everything out. Is she nice to children's? would she make a good mother? is she messy and disorganized? what does the inside of her car look like, is it full of trash? How much debt is she in?

Lots of worldly shit can ruin a relationship. Also family too, if your family hates her, or if her family hates you, then that relationship is doomed.


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 №95456[Reply]

Im a fucking 24yo loser that fails every exam and never had a job AMA
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 №95491

are youu autitstic? because that might be the obvious reason why you're not achieving. (no offence)

 №95493

>>>95469
>Im disabled

niggas be disabled. niggas be in wheelchairs. niggas be in crutches. niggas be retarded. niggas be downies. niggas be havin polio.

do you use those ipads with the talking apps where you press the help button to alert your caretaker you've slipped in the shower? trying to fit a dildo up ur retard asshole? are you below 90 iq? are you missing legs? wtf is wrong with you?

 №95515

>>95470
electrical isn't that physically demanding, and it doesn't matter if you don't have any skills because you'll learn everything you need during your apprenticeship

 №95718

tired cobson

 №95930

>>95456 (OP)
When did you come out as a pedophile to your parents ?

 №95932

Wait, are you the bavarian faggot who's head i was supposed to fuck with a screwdriver ?


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 №95855[Reply]

Im so Calm text

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 №95610[Reply]

i made a grindr profile with a fake name using my best gym pics just to see what would happen, and the sheer amount of attention i received from cute femboys was honestly staggering. my ego has never been higher. so riddle me this, 'teens. why on earth would any modern man subject himself to the soul-crushing despair of tinder or hinge, when you can enter the alternative market and instantly experience infinite amount of validation?
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 №95781

>>95780
This, we need Snopes from OP that he’s getting attention from femboys on Grindr

 №95783

>>95701
Yikes sweaty you aren't entitled towards that

 №95800

>>95610 (OP)
>i mage a grindr profile
have fun getting poop under your foreskin

 №95809

4chan 'pasta this did not happen to you

 №95850

>>95610 (OP)
Shit that never happened + gay

 №95916

men are more desperate
also kys op


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 №95418[Reply]

what will you do if nothing works out?
personally i would just become a hermit
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 №95648

Troon out

 №95722

>>95617
geg, niggas are making incel brigades

 №95729

>>95418 (OP)
find a fake job then read books all day

 №95730

I'm gonna drown when I turn 33, this was prophesized in a vision I had. I guess I don't really know what to do until then, I don't particularly enjoy life.

 №95765

>>95418 (OP)
Hermit maxxing sounds so aryan, I would buy all the stealth camping gear and just walk across the country

 №95810

become a nomad and explore all of north america


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 №95848[Reply]

PEDOPHILIA LOST
LOLICOONS LOST
==LOLI IS PEDOPHILIA=

HAIL GARY PLAUCHE BUMP IF YOU AGREE

 №95849

trvke though this doesn't belong on r9k

 №95854

Nothing to do with the board go post this on soy or something


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 №95373[Reply]

Imagine how /calm/ it would be to browse this shitty site laying next to your loving girlfriend.
The world must bvrn for not letting me have this.
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 №95431

>>95373 (OP)
A concept originating in the mind of the darkest most brown jartycuck

 №95455

>>95431
Kill yourself projecting shitskin

 №95754

>>95455
based dubs

 №95801

>>95455
keep crying cuck. Youre all jartycucks

 №95806

>>95801
How am I a cuck exactly you retarded soytranny

 №95807

>>95806
Its just who you are. You dont control your destiny. Its how you were created.


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 №95660[Reply]

ever since I turned 11 I was entirely porn addicted.

ever since then almost daily I viewed porn to some capacity and masturbated at least once almost every day I haven't had a single day where I didn't and its becoming rarer yet even when I didn't masturbate I viewed porn some days id masturbate as much as 9-10 times

I tried doing blockers abstinence motivation hobbies yet nothing worked im at the point where nothing seems genuinely fun anymore other than porn I "enjoy" things because Im expected to enjoy them while feeling nothing

I know how bad porn is and how degenerate it is and the harm it does but I genuinely couldn't stop even

at this point im close to stop fighting it anymore and just embracing it but I know itll end badly so I try pushing back as much as I can

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 №95678

ouuu shiiii👀👀

 №95687

theRAPIST

 №95692

the makings of the worlds top rapist

 №95693

Do you feel withdrawel without porn? Im a degenerate but your case is on the level of drug addicts who feel pain without their substance.
Whats bothering you and causing you so much pain in life that you have to escape to porn for pleasure? Or are u just jacking off because it feels good

 №95772

embrace your inner rapist op

 №95792

>>95660 (OP)
cool fish


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 №95786[Reply]

why is almost every women i talk to lesbian now
>arrow

 №95788

I'm so sorry

 №95790

It's just an excuse


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 №95552[Reply]

wordswordswords blogpost but you VVILL read all of it
>senior in high school (18 doe and no i didn't get pulled back a grade my area is just weird)
>i take ap computer science since i enjoy it and i want the college credit
>first day in class, teacher is a fatass kike (his name literally ends with fucking 'berg') with a shirt supporting pridefaggotry in my state
>random seating has me next to an emo nigger and an unironic furfaggot with a touhou keychain on his backpack
>everyone else in the class besides from like 3 people look like faggots, niggers, trannies, or all of the above
>i even overheard a conversation about deltarune once and how characters are "perfect femboys"
>my teacher is mostly absent, setting a unit with a due date a month in advance, letting us work at our pace
>me and some asian are basically ahead of everyone else (we have all work done until like late october), everyone else is struggling because they're just retarded i guess
>teacher gives accomodations, benefits, and overall support to the faggots which are barely at the start of the assignment
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 №95557

>>95554
>all you can do is be ruthlessly competent at what you do to the point where any tranny gets blown out of the water.
i guess i'll try and do that, my teacher has like every unit open minus like the occasional test and stuff he assigns himself. i think if i do the whole year's work within a month or two i can stop being ignored although even that's not a guarantee in my eyes

 №95630

Good for you OP, you've found yourself in an environment where you're doing comparatively better than your faux opressed peers and can be proud of that. It would have been optimal if you didn't catch front row seats to the immediate decadence that is plaguing modern education and society in general but it shouldn't make you perfunctory in what you truly want to do and achieve later in life. Superior or gifted people are given less or no beneficiary accomodations because you can do well in tough environments, so why should you? In the eyes of the system you're just a better tranny. Virtually the same as a tranny, but you do better. That's why you don't get to switch seats.
>>declines my one and only request which was to switch seating somewhere away from faggots
I simply wonder how that came about and how it was worded, if you could share just a little more?

 №95659

>>95557
educate yourself and keep going ahead to the point that you won't need any of their "help" (which is none anyway). if you are a gifted specialist employers mostly won't care if you are a jewish disabled nigger tranny or a vantawhite straight aryan man, except the most retarded ones who still have DEI quotas.

 №95700

lmao nigga drop that class and self study it
AP comp sci is one of the easiest tests, I can drop some study material from my high school days if you need it

 №95716

>>95630
>I simply wonder how that came about and how it was worded, if you could share just a little more?
i tried to sound polite and said something along the lines of
<hey, i want to be more productive and i find myself distracted from my peers. could you move me somewhere different so i can not be bothered?
it was something like that, i dont remember my exact request.
^
>>95659
also you are correct that companies are starting to stop care about dei bullshit, i guess i am complaining about my circumstances a bit too much considering i am powering ahead of everyone. i just have to keep powering through.
^
>>95700
i'd drop it but my school has like some obsessed free period limit where i can only have like a max of 2 free periods and i already hit my limit. if your notes are from AP computer science A, i'll gladly take them

 №95769

>>95716
>distracted from my peers
>so i can not be bothered
yeah that would anger or at least annoy a woke faggot. xhey are very sensitive and maybe xe thought something like
>you're under-valuing and not validating your slopjak classmates you heckin' bigoted chud
plus the fact that you are pure aryan and don't have any "minority" features. you can try to make something up for gegs like "I'm emotionally sensitive buddhist agender otherkin of native descent", xhey praise weakness and vulnerability


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 №95709[Reply]

I feel shame for existing. My whole life is an indignity. Everything I do feels filthy and wrong. I look in the mirror every day and my face looks different. I feel lonely despite being outgoing and feel lonlier in the presence of others. What I'm trying to say is that I'm kind of sad.

 №95733

Same, but I’m not outgoing, and the people who talk to me are either genuinely autistic or they avoid me thereafter

 №95735

Tsmt

Why did I have to be born a sperg? I wish I had a normal life

 №95752

I relate to you, I feel humiliated quite often, even for the mere fact that I exist. It's a nasty, nasty feeling.

 №95762

>>95709 (OP)
are you a tranny?


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 №95706[Reply]

when i was in middle school i had a lot of retarded friends that played farming simulator and i always thought they were braindead.
today i wanted to try it out and see if i was missing out all these years but i canceled the installation midway through after seeing that the gameplays looked like fucking mobile game ads
does anyone seriously play this shit?

 №95751

>>95706 (OP)
you missed out on hanging out with your friends

 №95753

watching paint dry can be entertaining if done in good company

 №95758

>>95753
This. Any game with friends is great, I remember playing fortnite with my old friends in high school back in 2018 and it was a blast even though the game was shit when you played it alone. That sophomore year was so fucking good man.


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