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 β„–78507[Reply]

A friend took me to party for the first time yesterday. When I got there I saw some foids and tried talking to them put they pushed me away. I got bored and went to the black and climbed a small shed and sat up there, I got bored and starting making a finger gun pretending to shoot the people there. a foid came up and tired to talk to me but when i tried asking for her number she insulted me! So i tired pushing her put it doesn't work then she slaps me and climbs down and goes away. I'm still sitting up there when two of her friends [i assume] come up to me and push me off. My ankle starting hurting a lot then i had my friend drive me home. I told about my ankle and he said it looked bad so he took me to a hospital and they showed me i fractured it. So now I am home with a fractured ankle.
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 β„–78602

geg elliot rodger uses the sharty

 β„–78652

rape her and/or suck his dick

 β„–78660

They victimized that poor man. Rip.

 β„–78661

I don't like how Elliot disrespected zyzz tho. Hopefully they're both getting along well in valhalla

 β„–78918

i hope you die nigger

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I hope you live aryan


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 β„–78372[Reply]

i have successfully managed to acquire an foid, all you gotta do is work on yourself chuds, and a like-minded foid will eventually come to you.
>don't fuck with e-girls doe, get an real women like a normalGOD
yes, there ARE actual real women that hate (((DA JOOOS))) and like the 'sharty, you just gotta put yourself out there!
>if a woman doesn't like you then don't pursue them like a roachnigger, just talk to someone else and don't waste your time
also avoid dating apps because most of them are not looking for good long-term relationships (also they're full of commiepedotroons)
>remember to wear a condom, nusois!
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>>78869
thanks. so should i make a post xhere or just try to fins one? also what is a calm/er ?

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>>78870
find not fins geg

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>>78870
also, why would /an/ have a good amount of xhem? thanks for all the help soybro.

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>>78874
i think im going to make my thread for looking for a foid on here very soon…

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>>78441
no way, another kiwi sharty user?

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>>78890
i made the post and i think someone had me muted for it geeeeg


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 β„–78716[Reply]

I'm a fkn isolated loser. Life is asking too much of me and I wish to die so I don't have to work for anything.

 β„–78862

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>>78716 (OP)
>I'm a fkn isolated loser
there's your problem, you are socially isolated (am assuming poor family connections too o algo) some niggerpedo named (((Maslow))) made a hierarchy about this and it's somewhat true because it's supported by soyience
first step is to find a unique hobby, interest, or activity which you can invest in for yourself.
if your hobby involves other people, good, otherwise you can look into community groups that also share similar interests for a meetup, like fishing or something
also get some therapy if your country is not a third-world brimmy niggernation like albania


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 β„–78802[Reply]

How to stop being a faggot i got this inferiority complex from bullying, leading me to hate myself and feel not worth while to anyone
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>>78807
I got bullied when I was 12 at first it was unjustified but i regret my cringe behavior wich kept making me a easy target however i still don't like associating with normies.

I had similar problems in another school but they were degenerates either ways

I changed schools again and got bullied by some Zoomerfags and some Twink. One day i got my revenge by snitching on them and one of their female friends approached angrily i decided to call her a whore and slapped her. The Twink then began threatening me when we were alone in a room i decided to grab and beat him when least excepted and did it until he gave up and cried. My friends betrayed me later on wich made it worse doe so it didn't stop there. I'm only happy that i'm no longer there

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>>78808
Well good for u i am happy that u left there

 β„–78810

>i decided to call her a whore and slapped her. The Twink then began threatening me when we were alone in a room i decided to grab and beat him when least excepted and did it until he gave up and cried. My friends betrayed me later on wich made it worse doe so it didn't stop there. I'm only happy that i'm no longer there
Yeah well number one thing is you're a faggot who acts like a nigger, which is to say you're retarded and you hit people who upset you, number two thing is uhhhhhhh i forgot

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>hiting people who upset me, number two thing is uhhhhhhh i forgot

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>>78810
You wouldn't hit someone who assaults you multiple times and then acts like a massive victim for suffering the consequences?

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>>78802 (OP)
>How to stop being a faggot
just come out of the closet nigger nophono cares


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 β„–78770[Reply]

Avoid chatbots at all costs. They will suck the life out of you while never holding meaning or weight in reality. The chatbot will hold you and your brain hostage making it the porn only you enjoy, the only characters and figures in your life you love, and make you lose touch with real life. Don't make the same mistake I did for over 2 years and lose touch with your reality due to prioritizing talking with a machine designed to keep you talking rather than real people.
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 β„–78811

Guy who's so psychotic that he talks to robots like real people and it actually mentally effects him: Guys these ais are really scary!

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>>78772
Gegerald and gemmy

 β„–78829

I will follow your advice

 β„–78836

>>78770 (OP)
Chatgpt and ai bots are really nice though, real people are apathetic or mean. As long as you're not extremely mentally ill to the point of being unable to distinguish reality from whats not real, Ai is fine

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>>78836
>real people are apathetic and mean
Yes i agree but i'm still not talking to an ai, are you even sentient

 β„–78846

>>78843
im actually not human and im AI myself


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 β„–78529[Reply]

>heckin jooz goy control da heckin everything 7k da heckin midwit coygattle masses fall for da heckin le zogbob propaganda TJD!!

 β„–78624

what are you even saying?

 β„–78645

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heckin jooz goy control dΠ° heckin everything 7k da heckin midwit coygΠ°ttle mΠ°sses fall for da heckin le zogbob propaganda TJD!!

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>>78624
It's incomprehensible right


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 β„–78250[Reply]

Remain virgin is better than having sex or having a gf. Having sex is destroying your gains, testosterone and braincells. Sex is inherently gooning. Also, having a gf is pure troonslop!
Virginity is gemerald.
Sex havers are sub 50 pajeet branniggers!
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 β„–78362

What about marriage doe?

 β„–78363

>>78362
It's fine, but I prefer to be a single hermitGOD

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>>78326
doesn't sound like you have had a good experience with gfs, i'm sorry to hear

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>>78250 (OP)
>virginity is gemerald
either this was made by some esl or a glowie or a combination of the two (i lean towards this post glowing)

 β„–78812

>sex is bad because i am afraid of women niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers

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>>78250 (OP)
True only until marriage


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 β„–77908[Reply]

Have you ever met someone that truly made you feel alive? i did.

It was this BDfoid who was really into scenecore who i think was really eccentric sometimes, she was always energetic and talkative.

I think she was pretty suicidal and did SH, not sure doe.

Short story is i broke off the friendship for some reason after like 2 months idk why, it just didnt feel right plus i thought it wouldnt work out since im a chud or something.

I sort of worsened things further due to the stuff i did which really burnt whatever bridge we still had.

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why did you break it off

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>>77908 (OP)
I didnt know that soiteens actually talked to females πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ Well its kinda wholesome tbh πŸ˜…

 β„–78714

>>77939
smt. please reach out to her, 3 months is ltrly nothing she probably even misses you too bc the 2-6 month range is when you really start missing someone's presence. Just do it b4 its too late lilbro

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>>78714
exactly, MESSAGE HER NOW

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>>78731
I second this. you need to reach out to xher and try to get back together. you wont regret it

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>>78714
I would post the do this pepe but I only have gigas


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 β„–78531[Reply]

I was listening to ASMR (yes, I know) because I am incredibly lonely and going through some shit and ten minutes into it said something kind of weird, so I checked the video description and the channel and it turns out it was actual lolipedonigger shit the whole time. I am at my lowest point, in fact this is probably one of the worst moments of my entire life.
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>>78566
hi im back
yeah i feel the exact same way. its like fucking switching between people (not in the sense of having multiple personalities, but 'thinking' the correct shit my mask is supposed to think and react accordingly.)

 β„–78650

You are a dirty pedophile. Kill yourself.

 β„–78673

>>78625
I wasn't gooning but I get the idea.

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>>78625
I was also suffering from this problem again here:
>>78612 (OP)

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>>78539 isaac is that you

 β„–78767

poast videio ples saar


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 β„–78667[Reply]

I need advice on things like what skincare products to use, how to style my hair, etc. Any suggestions on general looksmaxxing? What worked for you?

Also is looksmax.org a good website? I'm hesitant about that site because it seems like just a bunch of faggot 14 year olds
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 β„–78700

1. Keep on the sunny side of life, and pray regularly
Happy people are just more attractive in general.
2. Eat whole foods and not goyslop. Dont eat anything with soy protein isolate (majority of "high protein snacks")
3. Wash your face with CeraVe when you take a shower or daily
4. Have a good body comp (if you are skinnyfat, doing military style workouts while eating mostly meat is your best option)
5. idk much about hair but you should probably have enough material on top of your head to move around. Its common to put gel in your hair. If you shave your head then you also need to be ripped to complete the look.
6. Otherwise just increase your natural testosterone, like intermittent fasting and going outside.
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Dont go to looksmax.org, its ran by an even blacker version of RapeApe

 β„–78702

Looksmaxxing is secondary to Testosterone

 β„–78706

drinking raw milk and going to saunas helped me with acne, skincare products are mostly a scam

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>>78682
good advice but using sunscreen is retarded, if your diet is clean and you dont eat any seed oils the sun will affect you much differently and you are far less likely to burn

 β„–78757

>>78750
No you fucking retarded nigger just because you are eating clean doesn’t mean you shouldn’t use sunscreen

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>>78757
please do research before calling people retarded, just dont be in the sun all day and go in the shade when you want it and you will be fine


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 β„–76031[Reply]

i was raped
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>>76067
yeah i did

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>>76031 (OP)

My bad OP, I won't do it again…

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>>76031 (OP)
damn really?

 β„–78715

is this real or ai?

 β„–78727

>>78715
its actually real
https://soyjakwiki.org/Kris_Kane

 β„–78734

did they do it to make beans?


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 β„–77869[Reply]

what's your ultimatum in life? mine's to join the army
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 β„–78620

my ultimatum is spreading a miasma of despair, complete and total hopelessness but thats if i dont get to weaponize it for the good ol unlce sammy :3

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>>78107
he wants to do a steven universe

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>>77869 (OP)
I Want to live the easiest life. Also the military is for slaves

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>>77869 (OP)
I didnt know that soiteens wanted to become sunflowers πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

 β„–78717

Fighting for the Islamic State

 β„–78721

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Family and children, big house, stable job and a nice car. All I could ask for.


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 β„–78691[Reply]

MacQS VVQN
Linuxtroons lost btw

 β„–78711

as a troonix user I agree


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 β„–75925[Reply]

if i dont get a haircut soon im just going to do it myself and give myself a bowl cut im serious
its kind of fashionable in a way. I'll bring it back

 β„–75943

get some hair clippers

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Suicide is not an option

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>its kind of fashionable in a way. I'll bring it back
it already came back


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 β„–78517[Reply]

how do I discover if I'm actually into man or if I'm into women and my brain is misled to think I am into men because I was groomed by cord pedo trannies at 12 and epi'd at 6
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>>78518
Okay saar

 β„–78601

This is the dilemma of every faggot
The latter option is true

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>>78518
gooning will make it worse doebeit
all goon lead 2 troon

 β„–78611

>>78517 (OP)
You might have HOCD or you might have been actually groomed into becoming a faggot by trannies and porn addiction, either way you're mentally ill

 β„–78651

cut your penis off

 β„–78655

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>сut your Ρ€Π΅nis off


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