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 74340[Reply]

when i laugh, it kind of sounds like i'm weeping, and additionally i happen to shiver and tremble often as a tic of sorts (cos i'm an asspie), which makes people think i'm crying so they ask what's wrong and such and it's rather embarrassing

 74400

my laugh sounds like a malfunctioning car and my friends always say I sound like a retard, my girlfriend's niece says I sound like a duck and its all quite stupid

 74557

geg that sounds funny

 74569

When I am at school or out in public I shiver weirdly too. I can’t move smoothly anymore and whenever I turn my head to look down at my paper or up at the teacher it’s always in a weird shaky/jerky way. I do sometimes twitch or flinch out of nowhere but that’s thankfully only happened when I was alone.

 74576

I kid you not that sometimes I laugh like this cartoon character in vid related

 74580

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>>74569
Hopefully you've gotten that checked out bud

 74983

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>>74569
tranime character rotation



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 71190[Reply]

Why are r9kakkkas like this?
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 72696

>>72653
Evendoe I use it for random shit

 72957

>>72653
You have Nice taste 'teen

 74839

She looks so weird, I don't like looking at browns.

 74914

>>74839
because she did her makeup like a performative racist e-foid for the skit

 74939

>>74914
her makeup did not change the bone structure of her nose, bro…

 74973

>>74939
It makes it look different doe, you retard



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 74682[Reply]

how evil are you guys
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 74735

>>74704
that last part reminds me of how sometimes when i see people anonymously bragging about how they overcame their addiction to some snca i just false flag as them and write shit like “I couldn’t do it. I’m back to square one. I’m back on (shit they’re addicted to)” geg

 74831

>>74719
I've stalked like 4 women so far, haven't moved to real life leagues yet doe so I'm not a trve stalker

 74906

I’m an anti-hero sigma male rizzler

 74935

>>74682 (OP)
what even is evil though?
>>74689
like this guy for instance
hedoesnt even do anything. He just watches some dumb bitch and takes her picture, who cares?
the goycattle get riled up over anything smh

 74937

>>74935
i think it's like hurting people in tangible ways for your own pleasure

 74951

>>74937
but sometimes that is necessary though
sometimes you need a cop that enjoys beating niggers to beat up violent niggers



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 74571[Reply]

homestuck board
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 74697

Gucuc Tvutt Cuff

 74722

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>> disintegrating gamzee

 74724

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<braptastic content

 74755

>>74695
ngl eridan just happens to be literally me

 74847

Aquarius hands typed this

 74923

>>74755
are you single?



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 74607[Reply]

I saw Poopson in a dream, this is what he looked like.

 74918

I will fucking rape you

 74919

no arrow so that's a self-portrait.

 74920

I saw an infinite maze in my dream



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 74893[Reply]

How do I stop evaluating and categorizing people based on individual traits? I think that this is very often the case with people on the autism spectrum and on this website it is nothing else I mean not for nothing many come here to the conclusion that you are a tranny if you use discord and can thus devalue you as a whole without really having to deal with the person or know their real character.I have this even stronger and reject people if they have any MBTI shit in the description. People are just infinitely different and to categorize them based on individual small shortcomings is silly. How do I get rid of this property?

 74912

You get rid of this by talking to people instead of just staring at their social media bio

 74916

just be neurotypical



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 74881[Reply]

Any advice on trying to live in this day and age?

I mean in a financial way. Everything is so damn expensive, how are people even buying cars and homes? Even simple snacks and food costs too much for shitty salaries. Living expenses relative to average earnings are horrible all throughout the world, how do you guys survive?

 74882

>>74881 (OP)
what careers or things should i do so i can earn money to make enough money to raise a family? Seems impossible with the shitty salaries and high living expenses in my country

 74886

scam and con people, seriously

 74888

>>74886
unjokly this, just scumbagmaxx. who gives af its not like you'll ever get punished in any meaningful way if you aren't retarded



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 72359[Reply]

I have white skin

 74837

wait #metoo

 74880

>>72359 (OP)
i have black skin



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 74856[Reply]

Jebadiah Buckbreaker here on a 2 day no fap streak wish me l7ck aganst these negresses!

 74857

you sound like a glowie

 74858

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>you sound like a gloAAAAACCCKKKKKK

 74869

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>>74857
This
Only glowies goon to african women
Real chuds goon to abbo women



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 74742[Reply]

wypipo on here are so embarrassing, atleast be addicted to something manly like cocaine instead of tranime porn

 74743

#justaniggerspittinfacts

 74749

>>74742 (OP)
tsmt, everyone here needs to get addicted to steroids

 74753

>>74742 (OP)
what if they start stimfapping

 74846

facts these soy cucks crazy man 😂



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 74495[Reply]

I cant Stop thinking about Putting my banana in this animals mouth i know its Dangerous couse of stds plus you cant Trust them anyway but still i cant Stop thinking about It! does anyone Here feel the same ? I feel dirty i would never thinking about doing this stuff to any other animals but nigger females any suggestions i dont wanna be that man :(

 74502

>>74495 (OP)
Don’t pull out, we love mocha mommies

 74503

>>74495 (OP)
nearly reported yo ass for beastiality but it turns out you’re just talking about black women

 74564

was about to report for rule 6 but you're just posting about negresses geg, if anything its probably just a hormone thing so take it as a sign of high testosterone, it'll go away when you get older and you'll be normal and only like women of your race (presumably some version of white)

 74835

Thought this post was about your dog kek



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 74507[Reply]

Honestly one of the things that has always troubled me is that I don't understand why I have so much problems. My parents weren't divorced, they didn't beat me, I never got molested, never nearly experienced death, grew up in a good house with my dad making good money, and yet I still act like such a retard. Like yeah I was isolated a lot growing up and got bullied but it wasn't that bad. I attempted to ack myself a couple times but I feel like it was for dumb reasons, and it never got serious enough that I needed medical care. It's insane to say this but I sometimes wish I got molested or something so I would have some explanation, but as it stands I'm just a retarded faggot for no reason
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 74582

I used to think like you so to justify my sadness I started inflicting pain on myself, but don’t do that because that’s retarded. What I came to realize is that everyone is suffering in one way or another and comparing your struggle to others that “have it worse” is pointless because there will always be someone that has it worse. Also, you mentioned being bullied and isolated and just brushed it off, but I think it might be a plausible reason as to why you feel like this. I know you might think it’s kind of gay, but if you have the money you could try going to a therapist, I thought it was bullraisin too but it actually helped me a lot

 74583

>>74507 (OP)
i have a tranny porn addicton pls help

 74726

>>74582
I don't know, I just hate myself for being so weak that I give up over small things. I don't really know how severe the bullying was, I got mocked and was heavily socially isolated but I never got beaten up or anything. I'm not gonna self harm or anything but I just feel like I'm a weak person who had everything in life and still failed

 74737

Maybe you were molested but you’re brain is blocking the memories

 74740

>>74726
You didn’t fail, because you’re still here. I don’t exactly know what you struggle with, but if it’s something you can speak about to other people in real life, you should. Despite anything you might think about yourself, you haven’t failed, and you won’t fail until you stop living. Getting a bit off the Internet and speaking about your worries will help you, I wish you best man

 74813

>>74737
I've thought about, I know it happens and some things in my life do hint at it. I don't think it's either of my parents, they've never been abusive, nor do I think it would be my sister(but I suppose this one isn't as impossible, I really hope it isn't the case though), we didn't really have any family members or family friends that could've done it. I can't remember much from my childhood, I guess it could've happened from a stranger. My parents have never indicated anything happened, so who knows?



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 74736[Reply]

my left ball is hurting me, do i have testicular torsion?

 74750

Cut it off

 74761

no, but it could be a hernia. That's what happened to me. It got worse, and I ended up with another one that was really bad. 5 months later still had some problems after surgery get it checked out.



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