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 №71579[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

Everyone on here has a sad fucking life and I don’t even feel bad. All everyone does is complain, bitch, and moan over insignificant bs and doesn’t go out of their way to change anything. You’re all stuck in fixed mindsets and it’s embarrassing to watch. I used to be depressed as hell but started going outside and doing stuff with friends and my life became wonderful. I love my life I love my friends, I have my whole life ahead of me and it’s just begun. Stop complaining stop worrying and live life. Do what the fuck you want stop worrying about other people you sad fuckers it’s embarrassing. Life is abundant and full of many wonders it’s too short to be a hateful doomer faggot. Take some LSD and learn to lighten up.
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 №71848

>>71838
Kys annoying chink vocaroocuck

 №71849

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Xe is right doe half of you faggots don't even try helping yourselves, it would be better if you just roped than whatever the fuck you do now tbh.
Somehow more whiny than the ftm tranny 😂😂😂

 №71858

See GTFO out of here latinx foid we dont need you

 №71859

>>71858
Larping as moid is not tuff

 №71894

>>71849
Frogposter and fucking larping foid kys both

 №72033

awfdskjnadfsrlqwrekl


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 №71807[Reply]

After a small depressive episode I have been thinking about studying applied law in the Netherlands because I need to get the fuck out of Texas. But with my grades I probably will only be able to get into an HBO school but I really do think this is something I can do. If any USA 'Teens studied abroad I wouldn't mind some advice
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 №71935

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>>71833
I know I planned on working in a paralegal field
>>71923
which is why I need to go I must save the west

 №71936

>>71935
You are brown or latinX o algo

 №71943

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>>71936
Projection

 №71944

why would you want to leave the US? as a euro i would give all my worldly posessions to move there

 №71945

>>71944
I just want something different it's a big world man. I can't really explain it's just an urge that eats away at my mind I just want to pack up and get as far away from this place as I can. Be the first man in my family to ever go to uni or really the first man to make something of my life. every man in my family is lowkey a deadbeat, I love them because they are family and they stuck by me and taught me a lot but I want something different from them.

 №72030

>>71935
>paralegal field
please dont come here, unless you become a public defendant in which case absolutely yes because you get to fuck up muhammeds defense


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 №70573[Reply]

I’m turning 19 this month and I still don’t have a gf or any friends that I can try and convince to date me. A girl I like (genuinely like not for her body but for who she is) rejected me. My other friend isn’t gay.
I’m swallowing the niggerpill bros….
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 №71981

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>I would stalk and call that girl endlessly until she's forced to fuck you. When you're 19, no one expects anything of you, so if you seriously fuck up or do something fucking retarded it's really not a big deal.

 №71991

>>71981
How the fuck did you get this

 №72001

>>70573 (OP)
Literally all you need to work on is your social skills. And don't mean learning PUA tactics or becoming more social. But working on your own emotional intelligence. Lookism or bullshit like heightmaxxxing ain't gonna do shit when halfway you just sell your own body and looks like meat in the meatmarket online or irl.

Learn some about dark psychology, how to make friends and influence people, no more mr nice guy. Ask AI to teach you basic social skills being less afraid to express yourself as you really are.

Last but not least if all you are striving for is your looks, do not think that the girls you interact with are all fancy and wholesome. Women can be just as manipulative and repulsive than they show on the outside. That's why I recommend learning dark psychology so you can recognize a manipulative bitch within moments.

 №72003

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>Learn some about dark psychology, how to make friends and influence people, no more mr nice guy.

 №72004

>>72003
I have an inflation fetish, but its not a fetish about inflating myself, but a fetish about economic inflation. Every day I turn on BBC and masturbate to the news about the british pound losing its value. I vividly remember being rock hard during history class when we were talking about the great depression. To this day I'm thankful for the year 2008, when I busted the bighest nuts every day to the news of real estates losing value. There is something so sexy about the hard cycle of poverty associated with the devaluation of fiat with the throbbing of the stock market up and down as the government enjoys a euphoric surplus of purchasing power for an excruciating brief and tantalizing, teasing moment, until the markets plummet into the nation’s tight little bottlenecked international trade relations brokered by naughty naughty billionaire-run conglomerations until the entire financial system explodes all over the hard little public body.

 №72016

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>I have an inflation fetish, but it's not a fetish about inflating myself, but a fetish about economic inflation. Every day I turn on BBC and masturbate to the news about the british pound losing its value.


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 №71473[Reply]

At school there's a girl I've liked since last year. I told some people that I liked her and they all told me she is a dyke. What do i do with the info she's the only one i genuinely liked ever

 №71482

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how attractive are you and how good of a personality you have

 №71487

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>>71473 (OP)
I remember these threads, teens used to post regular updates and photos of the highschool girls they where stalking

 №71495

>>71473 (OP)
>I told some people that I liked her and they all told me she is a dyke.
if you told other women this is probably just sexual competition
if dudes said this about her than dont even bother

 №71571

>>71495
They are all guys telling me this

 №72013

Walk up to her. Blow in her ear. And tell her you like her. She will become your girlfriend.


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 №71264[Reply]

The only reason I'm a soft sensitive faggot is because my parents treated me too nicely. If I got abused and beaten as a kid I would be normal because muh hard times create strong men.
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 №71794

>>71790
those are gay terms

 №71796

>>71794
No homo just pure love

 №71800

one jartycuck above mi DNI

 №71809

>>71800
Supersaging faggot above me

 №71851

>>71800
Leave my bottom alone

 №72009

No you are just GAY and want a excuse to paint your nails and wear your moms makeup, while acting like it's part of being goth or emo subculture


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 №71607[Reply]

How to prevent male baldness /r9k/?
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 №71797

dutasteride now

 №71824

depends on the cause

 №71871

wear beanies indoors like a fucking moron

 №71879

>>71786
>>71871
do this hats are cool

 №71954

Just get a proper buzzcut and own it. Quit being a bitchy faggot about it and grow up, no one gives a shit about your hairline.

 №72008

Rub vinegar on your scalp


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 №71537[Reply]

Has picrel ever happened to (You)?
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 №71900

>>71898
Subhuman fakecell

 №71901

No I am actually very sweet and personable IRL. You have to get to know me very well before you discover the deep, irredeemable chuddiness in my soul, like finding cockroaches under the refrigerator

 №71952

bumping this gem thread
<unoriginal

 №71955

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I have been complimented by multiple girls all said I either smell good or they liked my long hair so take it from Mr.Bitchgetter (me) wear good cologne and shower

 №71998

>>71888
being autistic is sharty culture

 №71999

>>71891
geeeeeeeeeeeg
>idxhal[0enhjkbbe


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 №71925[Reply]

how do you even get a date in the first place (without undergoing humiliation rituals)
+ I'm scared of asking anyone out or escalating
>church
theres only 2 girls there who have not talked about their boyfriends and they are as tall as I am so it's over.
>college
only met one girl I vibed with but she is taken. I'm not completely isolated but still options are slim.
<
I'm probably going to keep asking this retarded question over and over until I finally get a hormonal inbalance that kills my hope.
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 №72007

The trick is to blow in their ear while you walk up to them from behind. that's how they get horny.

 №72015

The trick is to blow their heads clean off with a .357 magnum

 №72024

>>71925 (OP)
>they are as tall as I am so it's over.
how is this a problem

 №72025

>>71947
Niggas in prison idk
>>71959
I guess but that library is just 5 old people every day, I could probably do the same thing at college with a larger population. Albeit there's no way I could force myself to do this.
>>71963
Reading more fiction than nonfiction is gay, billions must read
>>72015
not a large enough caliber kys obsessed liberal gungrabber
>>72024
Legend has it that if youre not at least an inch taller than her then she dont want you

 №72031

>>71961
Girls in libraries are usually the type of women that wouldn't really mind being asked like this

 №72032

asdfjlsalkdjfl


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 №71986[Reply]

>initiate the dead nigger baby board shutdown protocol

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 №71237[Reply]

To any programming autists, how did you learn how to program? I have tons of time and nothing to do and programming looks fun, so I'm interested in learning it.

 №71973

Learn it through a game engine like Unity.

 №71978

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i learn’t it because i was too scared of getting malware on my school computer because of a kahoot tamper monkey so i just made my own shitty version

 №71979

>>71978
to be exact, “kahoot tamper monkey script”, sorry im esl


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 №71899[Reply]

How do I cope with the fact that I will die alone and nobody will care? The only reason I haven't kms is that my parents will be devastated.

 №71908

Stop bitching and talk to people

 №71912

>>71899 (OP)
>nobody will care except my parents
>in fact, my parents caring is the reason I'm still alive
There seems to be a disconnect here

 №71964

>>71912
No disconnect. They are the only people who would care. After they die there will be no reason for me to continue existing.


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 №71960[Reply]

Anybody here have to deal with this shit? How do you control it?

 №71962

lock in and control yourself


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 №71916[Reply]

Why am i so retarded

Tldr - rant about my idiotic thoughts about love

like many people here i am ugly as shit and not once in my life has a girl found me cute, nor have i gotten a kiss or a hug or anything like that (never had a gf of course) my only good feature is that i am 6'2.

Scenario 1.

Whenever i imagine how it is to have a gf or a wife or anything romantical, i imagine the woman as one girl in my class, to the point where i thought i had a crush on her (that idea didnt last long since she is a horrible person), basically the first thing that comes to mind when i imagine me kissing someone is me kissing her. why am i like this??

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 №71922

stfu you whiney tranny

 №71934

>>71918
Maybe dont date whores who use snapchat

 №71937

>>71916 (OP)
My advice:kill yourself faggot

 №71938

I can tell by the way you write you have a low IQ. Given that you are quite tall and also you say you are not good-looking, I advise you lean into the brute stereotype. You can accomplish this by adjusting your thoughts like so: whenever you imagine yourself kissing or otherwise being romantic with a woman, intervene in the scene to the point of you beating her up. hope this helps.

 №71939

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>>71916 (OP)
>like many people here i am ugly as shit and not once in my life has a girl found me cute
if it makes you feel any better not all of us are like that, albeit i only come here to bait geg

 №71942

>>71916 (OP)
Problem with these rants is that there's nothing to add. Sometimes we do embarrassing shit. It's a part of life bruv - we're all in this together.


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