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Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 18:11:32 №90107 [Reply]

Which side are you on?

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Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 18:38:49 №90113

anyone who votes for ScienceTM is under Xtreme Mossad control and should dewQrm IMMEDIATELY

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 18:43:35 №90114

>>90107 (OP)
Actual funniest sharty 'toss of the month and its here of all places

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 22:56:28 №90139

ima upload this to the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive

Chud 06/03/26 (Wed) 03:03:30 №90152

ivermectin is god

Chud 06/03/26 (Wed) 12:25:32 №90173

>>90107 (OP)
The wormpill is just a science pill. This doent make sense

Chud 06/03/26 (Wed) 12:26:40 №90174

notice how they have to portray deworming just to keep the conversation in their favour

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Chud 06/03/26 (Wed) 11:46:30 №90169 [Reply]

this thread is hella dead as fuck. Well im a a real bbc AMA. One thing i kind of prefer hags

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Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 19:29:25 №90118 [Reply]

how do i stop lusting over black wompas? should i?

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 20:48:14 №90125

no never ever

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 20:59:51 №90127

kys stop debumping my shit

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 21:31:52 №90132

entirely remove lust from your thoughts

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 21:45:51 №90137

>>90127
hehe super saged hehe super duper sage

Chud 06/03/26 (Wed) 05:41:32 №90158

>>90118 (OP)
deworm, racemixing is brimstone

Chud 06/04/26 (Thu) 01:09:45 №90259

yes, kys

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Chud 05/28/26 (Thu) 14:45:33 №89624 [Reply]

2 years ago a prophecy was made saying something bad would happen on may 29th, 2026. it was posted in /r9k/ so im assuming that bad thing will happen here

if you somehow clicked on this board before the 29th do not click again until the 30th.

Chud 05/28/26 (Thu) 14:48:54 №89625

I believe u
<poop and niggers dying

Chud 05/28/26 (Thu) 15:55:08 №89630

>>89624 (OP)
I am euroGOD and it's still 28th here

Chud 05/28/26 (Thu) 18:14:49 №89641

The prophecy said all the worm niggers will be banned on the 29th

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 20:00:44 №90122

absltly nothing happened or maybe the limeaids leak?

Chud 06/03/26 (Wed) 05:38:12 №90157

>>89641
nope we all are still here

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Degroomed myself Chud 05/27/26 (Wed) 20:40:25 №89531 [Reply]

SNCA story how I degroomed myself
I used to be a retarded leftoid furnigger that did nothing but play troonfortress 2 all day. That changed when one of my friends tried to convince me it was ok & “natural” to goon to feral. I immediately realized how fucked up and degenerate a lot of this shit was, and got off the computer for a solid 2 months. Started working out, started volunteering, and overall just started to be more social.(long story short life improved by 10 fold)
Dont give up bros. if I could improve my life from being a pathetic furnigger gooner, I’m sure a majority of you guys can.

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Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 13:38:20 №89958

>>89954
C++. The language of the military industrial complex

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 19:21:15 №89999

Is it hard to learn coding?

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 22:36:47 №90011

>>89999
If you are asking this question it's over for you anyway

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 13:04:25 №90056

>>89934
fuck nigga this is gooner brimstone jsid
I take my words >>89585 back

Chud 06/03/26 (Wed) 01:40:47 №90148

>>90056
Planning to post more SNCA concept art sheets if any of you are interested.

Should I make a new thread or just post them here

Chud 06/03/26 (Wed) 05:34:54 №90156

>>90148
why not, r9k is for blogposting so do dis and I'll rate it. this second image looks suspicious because of face structure and expression, gooners use same raisin (side mouth, slightly embarrassed, plenty of hair with ears, darker eye zone color)
use this thread for consistence or something

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Chud 06/03/26 (Wed) 01:41:50 №90150 [Reply]

My dad: uS wHiTe HeTeRoSeXuAl mAlEs ArE tHe MoSt OpPrEsSeD nOw

My transbian ass:

Chud 06/03/26 (Wed) 02:47:22 №90151

>>90150 (OP)
no tranny garbage allowed

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Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 15:57:05 №90077 [Reply]

I have an IQ 50 points above the average in my country and am unable to relate to or form relationships with anyone. Everyone I talk to clearly thinks I'm retarded and feels bad for me. I don't have any mental disorders, I'm not autistic, ADHD or the like

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Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 17:12:27 №90101

>>90100
If they seethe from such minimal triggers then it's something wrong with THEM. Somehow I haven't felt a need for cohesion my whole life, and I have a high IQ too, maybe these things are related?

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 17:15:55 №90102

How did you find out that ur above average intelligence…. sounds like what an average intelligence would say

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 17:30:47 №90103

>>90101
I think it depends, if it's something as small as having to wear a tie to work or whatever I would rather just do it than waste my time and energy explaning to people that it's meaningless.
>>90102
I literally found this out a week ago after getting a standardized test from a psychologist, I seriously thought I was just autistic or retarded until now.

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 17:33:54 №90104

>>90103
I was also told the average test result was 80-90 meaning it's most likely scaled internationally

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 17:45:46 №90105

>>90103
Trve it's more annoying to argue with them. It's ridiculous when they get into a logical dead end and make up coally excuses like "everyone thinks so" and "do what you've been told" but still think they're right

Chud 06/03/26 (Wed) 01:31:44 №90146

>>90086
>It's 82 and I'm 135
>eastern yoorup
THIS NIGGA IS ALBANIAN

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Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 13:56:26 №89827 [Reply]

every time my brothers come over they want to watch Star Wars and visit comic book stores. Last time we drove 4 hours to spend 2 hours at a comic store, I was so bored. I don't care about any media franchise but everyone here is so obsessed with Disney and shit.

Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 15:16:25 №89830

How old are they? Its normal for kids to like that stuff

Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 15:51:58 №89833

>>89830
20, 25, 26
<ungiggle content

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 19:20:46 №89998

maybe ask o do somthing that intrests you?

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 12:55:48 №90054

>>89833
GEG your brothers are IRL soyboys

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how to stop using this site Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 17:45:27 №89897 [Reply]

On average i scroll sharty for 2-4 hours a day because im bored and have nothing better to do. I feel like brimstone bait is taking its toll on me and id see much less softcore porn in my day to day life if i quit this website. In general just want to see less porn and gore and other imageboard kultch aur o algo. I dont have any other social media and i mostly phonefag here. Is there anything more wholesome out there on the internet or are there any better way to waste time?

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Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 00:06:09 №90016

>>89993
I do dis too. When I first found the sharty in early 2024 I used to scroll it on the shitty Chromebooks before they blocked it (Jannies don't ban plz I'm not a caca I graduate in 2 weeks)

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 00:31:55 №90017

>>89987
a year ago (last june) I was scrolling the sharty on school computers on /soy/ and there was a dnb catty wipe which was the first thing I saw

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 02:55:31 №90018

>>89897 (OP)
Try site blockers! There are plenty for your phono, and a few expentions for browser or however the fauci they are called

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 03:31:16 №90020

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>>89987
Shout out to samsung for the back button, saved my ass so many times from getting caught on here by normies
>>90016
My school was very strict with the chromebooks, they installed spyware that let them view the websites you were on in real time. So the idea of going on to /soy/ knowing there was like a 50% chance dnb was on the 'log was basically suicide.

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 03:52:42 №90021

>>89987
I do ts

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 12:34:17 №90053

>>89897 (OP)
Block all images in uMatrix extension. You won't see any goonbait and will still be able to browse 'arty. You can do dis on PC only doe.

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Chud 05/16/26 (Sat) 17:04:32 №88456 [Reply]

My situation is just incredible
I'm just a regular heckin' bigot who hates all furfaggots, I want them dead, they're an abomination
Even cartoon furfags
However, it's different with Averi
for some reason i find averi cute and precious, although I DO NOT LUST FOR HER, very important
I only find her cute, like as a pet
Does this make me a furfaggot? i dont think so, since i dont feel this way with anything else
what do you think r9k wizards?

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Chud 05/28/26 (Thu) 13:46:57 №89620

>>88456 (OP)
I’m a furaryan saar but I don’t associate with freaky furniggers
Will I be spared from Total Furnigger Death?

Chud 05/28/26 (Thu) 16:55:45 №89636

>>89609
whats wrong with that post, retarded nigger? go back to soy, nufroggroid
>>89067
braid a rope from them and tie a noose already, obsessed cretin

Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 02:05:41 №89875

>>88456 (OP)
I’m a massive closet furfag. No one knows irl though

bump! Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 11:28:20 №89953

>>89875
same. would blow my braisn out if anyone outed me

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 12:11:03 №90047

>>89875
>>89953
JSID
<UNGIGGLY

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 12:18:10 №90048

>>89875
>>89953
do dis niggas
>>89067

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Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 06:58:09 №90028 [Reply]

I don't see fakecels as "human"

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 08:07:17 №90030

h2o

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Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 23:56:44 №89867 [Reply]

I want a sharty boyfriend but I don't know how to get one?

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Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 08:58:37 №89890

>>89886
that isnt happening

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 19:18:22 №89996

geg. W bait

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 21:17:19 №90007

please stop

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 02:59:31 №90019

send a picture of your penis OP

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 03:54:02 №90022

>>89867 (OP)
Hop on the irc and i'll give you my 'cord username

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 03:57:14 №90023

Foid foid go away attention whore another day
She does not have some weird fetish. You are easy prey and she maybe might say retard or nigger once in a while. Stay safe

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My foid gf is a yumeshipping, bpd having schizo nigger Chud 05/28/26 (Thu) 14:51:43 №89626 [Reply]

I've been with this girl for about 6 months now, more and more problems have started to come up. She was normal before but has been acting like a retard for the past month or so. She obviously has bpd, is overly jealous of me having a girl best friend (i see her as a sister and have known her for about a year and half, and she's my gf's friend too). The 3 of us have had a talk about this 3 times already, and she obviously still hasn't gotten over that niggardly idea.
Now, about the yumeshipping part
>you're jealous and you're a cuck
I'm not jealous at all. I just can't keep on listening to her going about this genshin character, as it's kind of the only thing she ever talks about lately. Recently the character died in the lore, and she's going on and on about his death for 3 days now. She also cried about it too. Talked about how she wishes he was real so she could hug him. The worst part of the whole yumeshipping thing is that she's "non sharing" , which basically means she's overly retarded. There's also been something with someone calling her ship invalid o algo and she had a massive chimpout cuz of it. I really feel like she chares about that stupid fictional character more than me. I've been thinking of talking to her tonight, and if she has a chimpout or dismisses my feelings entierly , i'll just drop the relationship and wait for her to take her medz (become normal again)

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Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 09:05:00 №89946

>>89945
abide by everything she says if u actually care about her I’d drop whoever tf for my gf because she is the only person in the world worth something to me. U are a shit for brains nigger.

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 09:08:35 №89947

matter of fact u cant even spell properly, u are a fucking nigger and u are no better than her. I hope u both die in a grease fire. No wonder she likes a fictional character more than u u boring ass illiterate nigger

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 09:31:49 №89950

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>>89947
>>89946
>>89945
>>89944
erm… well that just happened

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 11:26:56 №89952

>>89626 (OP)
Brimmy thread

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 16:16:45 №89966

>>89945
>>89944
>>89946
>>89947
Retarded niggerbabble leakage
You sound like a pussywhipped doormat
Giving me the ick

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 19:19:50 №89997

brimmy thread

niggerleakage

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Fuggen Tiktok Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 06:31:10 №89883 [Reply]

Does anyone else waste all of their time on tiktok? Ever since i started using it like 3 months ago,my life is: wake up,go on tiktok for 3 hours, maybe play video games or go on da 'tube if I can hold my attention for more then 10 min. I've tried quiting it but I have nothing else to do and my attention span is raped plus im retarted and have no talents

Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 07:03:10 №89884

I decided to finally get TikTok a couple months ago and I think its not so bad if you just don't watch bullshit, you kinda have to curate your feed that way you'll get more interesting videos which sounds counterintuitive but I think its better for your attention span, I don't really know though just try watching good movies and shutting off your phone or something

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 15:58:07 №89963

>>89883 (OP)
try to limit tiktoks screen time to maybe an hour a day, replace with with more vidya, 'tube or start watching movies/shows.
at first itll be a bit complicated due to the attention spam and all that crap, but give it a couple days and youll be fine

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 16:44:34 №89967

I was in sort of a similar situation, but literally just uninstalling the app worked because the brain no longer considered it easy dopamine if it had to wait three minutes to reinstall and log in. You don't need to have skills, you can learn something you're interested in (drawing, coding, some kind of personal project, even if you're not good). Or just find some nature to walk in or (fauci forbid) apply for a job.

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Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 23:56:31 №89866 [Reply]

There's this theory that when you climax, whether that be during sex or masterbation, you get slowly more attracted to the thing you see. Whether that be degenerate or not.
Now that the context is out of the way, I think I might be fucked. I was jerking off yesterday, and I accidentally swiped up (I was in my cameraroll), and I swiped into an ESL FNF PEDO video, the one where he's like "I'm just a venezuelean fnf, nigger minor attracted person, why iz you crackas so obsessed about me?" and I came, it wasn't a powerful shot, but it defiled the floor and I think this might be the beginning of the end.
WHAT DO I DO?

Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 21:37:06 №89918

Nothing cuz its just a theory, not facts. How come gay men who dont realize theyre gay until theyre in their 40s fuck women their whole lives and not grow an attraction to women then? Dumbass

Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 21:53:32 №89919

>>89918
quit it with the 'born gay' LIE. retard.

faggots get tired of their wives or they can satisfy them so they turn elsewhere like cucks

Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 22:13:16 №89920

>faggots get tired of their wives or they can satisfy them so they turn elsewhere like cucks

Nigga then why wouldnt they cheat with women then? Why would they cheat with men? If u could argue that being gay isn't a choice, then fine. But tell me this, when u were younger, were your sexual tastes the exact same as what they were now? When you were a 9 year old, u found other 9 year olds hot, but now u (hopefully) dont right? Thats cuz just cuz u jerk off to shit, ur not gonna automatically find it more attractive. You might normalize it in ur brain, but ur not gonna be addicted to cp just cuz u jerked off to it a couple times. Did u enjoy that cp? Would u do it again? If not, then theres no fucking point in worrying. You are such a retard

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 09:57:44 №89951

>>89920
to be fair if anyone is jerking it to cp in the first place they're fucked up
this thread is also bait btw

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 15:04:04 №89961

>>89951
its not bait doe