[ home / overboard ] [ soy / qa / raid / r ] [ ss / craft ] [ int / pol ] [ a / an / asp / biz / mtv / r9k / tech / v / sude / x ] [ q / news / chive / rules / pass / bans / status ] [ wiki / booru / irc ]

A banner for soyjak.party

/r9k/ - ROBOT9999

The robot has returned
Catalog
Email
Subject
Comment
File
Options


Password (For file deletion.)

File: 1762872904792w.gif πŸ“₯︎ (5.46 MB, 400x531) ImgOps

 β„–76926[Reply]

I can't seem to get on the same wavelength as other humans
I can respond to and inquire other people just fine, but when I start talking about something I like or about myself everything breaks apart
I try to ask and care about interests of others as much as possible before brining up stuff I'm interested in, but I'm often met with just "huh, cool" or a quick question before they change the subject
and it doesn't seem to be a normie issue, spent the new years with math grad-tier autists and they were either too introverted to hold a conversation with or they spoke about stuff I was too clueless about

am I just a retarded midwit or an egoist with no personality?

 β„–76927

>>76926 (OP)
normies bad

 β„–76929

>>76927
as I said in the OP the problem is with both normalcattle and autists
normies never ask about your interests because they don't care about you unless you're of a higher social standing than them
and autists won't ask because they always start talking about a thing they like and never stop

 β„–76934

>>76926 (OP)
im in the same spot as you, too autistic for normalfags yet too normalfag for high iq mega-autist gigaaryans

 β„–76938

>>76926 (OP)
i relate to all of this, 'cept all the math grad-tier autists are too quiet, and the retarded ones are the only ones who talk, but they're too spergy to listen to anyone else but themselves.
there's one autist who's obsessed with me, but he smells like shit and i've genuinely gagged around him. fml
>>76929
fucking real. how the hell do i climb to a higher social standing if the normies won't bmf because i dont have a high social standing in the first place? i have one actual friend but they shit talk everyone around them, and i wouldn't be surprised if they shit talk me behind my back too.
i wish sharty users existed irl. this is the only place where i feel people match my wavelength of autism.

 β„–76946

>>76926 (OP)
what interests do you try to talk to them about? its probably because you talk about sndca (shit normies dont care about), its easier if you have an interest that you will have in common with most normies, other than that maybe you are just a bad communicator
>>76934
tsmt…

 β„–76958

>>76946
when I talk with normies I talk about media, since they can at least understand that topic, though most times they never seen the movie/vidya/music I bring up so they just say "I never heard about that" and don't even ask what's it about
I've almost given up on talking about my hobbies and projects because people almost always never care



File: IMG_3745.jpeg πŸ“₯︎ (191.75 KB, 1044x1090) ImgOps

 β„–73282[Reply]

i was about to have a wet dream but the girl told me to wait 15 minutes cuz she was busy then i woke up
3 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

 β„–76206

>>76191
gΓ«g

dbbdbdbd

 β„–76739

>>73793
>mom is a foid
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 β„–76741

i wish i could get a wet dream or even just a dream where i get to be with a girl but instead my dreams are always incomprehensible raisin

 β„–76747

>>76741
my dreams are incomprehensible but very fun sometimes the only sexual dream i can remember is something to do with getting dominated by a woman

 β„–76822

i had a weird fever dream while i was still awake in bed, i felt like a straight line (if that makes sense) and i kept seeing the number 7 and it made me feel like my vision kept flipping upside down and i got super overwhelmed and my head was hurting. does this happen to you or do i have sleep autism or something

 β„–76957

happened again despite dream being hardly sexual



File: IMG_6033.png πŸ“₯︎ (34.64 KB, 727x800) ImgOps

 β„–76945[Reply]

My dick is curving

 β„–76950

If you’re like 14 that’s normal since your dick is getting bigger, and women don’t like perfectly straight poles (not that it matters for a robot). If you’re older than like 17 go see a doctor.



File: images (5).jpeg πŸ“₯︎ (5.6 KB, 225x225) ImgOps

 β„–76091[Reply]

I don't wanna try. fuck the world and fuck my life.
4 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

 β„–76161

why do i recognize that background

 β„–76281

Fried by fluoride on the 'arty

 β„–76292

File: SoyBooru.com - 104345.png πŸ“₯︎ (320.05 KB, 736x625) ImgOps

>I don't wanna try. fuck the world and fuck my life.
<Unoriginal content

 β„–76299

isnt this a lyric in a negative xp song

 β„–76941

File: fbf.png πŸ“₯︎ (173.81 KB, 342x449) ImgOps

>>76281
you love to see it

 β„–76947

reposting this thread



File: 129602 - SoyBooru.jpg πŸ“₯︎ (85.13 KB, 640x640) ImgOps

 β„–76887[Reply]

so i met this girl, she is a friend of a friend, one day we went to the cinema with my other 2 male friends and we got the hots for each other and spent the whole night cuddling and touching so we agreed to have a date because we liked each other and had shit in common o algo

spent the next 2 weeks preparing for it, her mom was saying she wanted to meet me and i didnt mind but she seemed pissed off by it, but i ended up seeing her via facetime anyway. the date was this tuesday, it went pretty good, we went to a bunch of places, i bought her cds and she gifted me some stuff including a pretty cool diy punk wrist band, we took a lot of photos cause we two like photography and own cameras then we went to her grandmas house and i met her granny and then we kissed and i went to my house thinking i had finally stopped being a lonely little faggot

literally not even 24 hours later i was on the other side of the country on vacation and she sends me a wall text out of nowhere saying she didnt want anything romantic or some stupid shit like that and i took it like a good little cuck who had just wasted like half his bank account (im a teen and dont work so this was just like 60? 70? something bucks) on this girl and didnt ask questions and just said ok and archived the chat

i was pissed off and i felt like shit, didnt help also that my phone broke hours later (I hadn't even had it for a week and I like it a lot), so yeah, what a way to spend new year i guess

now i am in some stupid countryside shithole with shit internet and bored and alone because i hate partying and noise and i avoid going out with my family, wondering what the fuck i did wrong and why things are going like this for me, i wonder if she actually liked me in the first place

Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
12 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.

 β„–76928

File: neutralplier tired.jpg πŸ“₯︎ (49.53 KB, 600x800) ImgOps

>>76887 (OP)
It's because a slightly more attractive guy dm'd her in the meantime. Now she's gonna chase him until that happens to him as well. Don't you know foids are like this when you're in a situationship with them? Modern foids are soulless and undateable. If you want to create an emotional connexion with a foid, good luck. There's some good ones out there, but man are they rare. Whatever, I wish you luck, soyteen.

 β„–76931

>spent money on first and second dates
>didnt spot the fact that if shes easy wirh you, shes easy with others
Yeah it was over before it even started
Never spend money on a woman you met less than a month ago. You will save lots of time, money, and effort.

 β„–76932

>>76931
And your relationship with her was literally founded on overlapping hormones. Many people are mutually attracted but incompatible, its skin-deep, not founded on a real connection or anything spiritual. She's incentivized to monkey-branch; chase the next high.

 β„–76933

File: SoyBooru.com - 375 - artis….png πŸ“₯︎ (7.63 KB, 680x768) ImgOps

>>76907
>just ask out women you stupid fucking zoom zoom chud
Boomers would genuinely not survive the 21st century, they dont have the mental capacity, they are so gullible too.
You should be referencemaxxing, get a matchmaker and tell her what youre looking for, you probably wont get a million golddiggers and already-taken foids like with any other method.
Best to ask your mother, your priests wife, an extroverted woman, or a girl you know. They love playing matchmaker.

 β„–76935

Op again
>>76928
one of my friends told me she was a lesbian and that she had a gf but I don't even want to think about that because if it's true than I will genuinely be on rope watch
>>76931
>>76932
yeah that's true I was more born than anything, must be the age, but we also had an actual connection or at least that's what I felt, I miss my money doe
>>76933
I hate talking about my dating life with my mom, I've asked my few female friends to set me up with some of their friends on certain occasions (mostly joking) but they always refused to

 β„–76937

File: ClipboardImage.png πŸ“₯︎ (174.11 KB, 588x590) ImgOps

>>76935
Matchmaker is good but your best bet might honestly be getting a job if possible. IF you pick the wrong one its fucking miserable (like me) but the only way to talk to women these days is obviously not cold approach but literally being shoehorned into a context where you HAVE to speak to coworkers, which isn't a situation you end up in very often but it's a good way to do it consistently. I work at McGoyslop's and there people come and go so if you shit where you eat worst case is that they're gone in a few months. Also if it does end up working out and you have trust issues you can see what they're up to most of the time.

If you can't get a job, you're probably better off anyway. Women want you to have material things and there's no way minimum wage is going to get you enough to actually satisfy their demands, but it is nice for a modest woman who appreciates the smaller things. But yeah if you can't get one, just lean into refining yourself through hobbies, fitness, etc. Ever since I started working, my fitness has been hampered, and I'm pretty much only lifting for maintenance instead of growth.



File: de7hke4-ea06c263-ef37-4302….jpg πŸ“₯︎ (173.41 KB, 865x344) ImgOps

 β„–76706[Reply]

Pick one to marry
Pick one to fuck
Pick one to kill
Pick one to fuck you
9 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.

 β„–76759

Kirby could morph into a dildo doebeit

 β„–76763

>>76759
do you know what else he could morph into??
a NIGGER!111!11!!!!1!

 β„–76820

File: 111971 - SoyBooru.png πŸ“₯︎ (39.34 KB, 600x600) ImgOps

I would marry Samus, have Kirby suck me off, kill Ness, and get fucked by the question mark

 β„–76859

>marry
Link
>fuck
Kirby
>kill
Jigglypuff
>fuck me
Samus

 β„–76914

>>76820
Kirby would be revolutionary for trannies. Could swallow their cocks, then transform into a dildo for them to use.

 β„–76936

froot for all of them ima be honst



File: serious_hat.png πŸ“₯︎ (253.29 KB, 736x913) ImgOps

 β„–76805[Reply]

ITT we discuss our new years resolutions
<reddit space
I have a few
>become consistent with working out
why? because I'm stuck on this planet for a while and don't want to be weak and frail when I reach unc age
>improve my self-efficacy
this means that if I want to get something done, I'll go and do it without wasting time
>make some friends that I actually like
this one is self-explanatory. Everyone I've been friends with turns out to be a shitty person

 β„–76812

i dont care about new years resolutions because i know i won't do them

 β„–76815

>>76812
why don't you resolve to do something really fucking simple this year?

 β„–76827

eat more

 β„–76836

Why eat?

 β„–76916

File: 1750146962651c.png πŸ“₯︎ (19.19 KB, 648x696) ImgOps

Here are mine
>Actually start doing something with my life besides sitting on my ass all day
I am just tired of doing the same thing everyday, that's pretty much it.
>Buy everything on my list
I have a few cool tools on my list that would help, mostly tech-related.
>Just get my life in check after such a long time
I have some mental stuff I need to deal with basically
Maybe I'll add more to this list but this is all I have so far.

 β„–76917

File: soylent_baby.png πŸ“₯︎ (7.72 KB, 451x425) ImgOps

>read more philosophy
i want to dive into nietzsche, schopenhauer, and aristotle. the plan is to make a realistic reading list that i can actually finish this year.
>get my driver’s license
i want to be able to drive a manual car (specifically my dads old car)
>start martial arts and go to the gym
i already have a gym membership, but i rarely went last year. it’s time to actually use it.
>socialize more
i was pretty isolated last year, and i want to reconnect with people and build stronger relationships.
>quit porn and reduce social media usage
i want to cut down on these distractions and focus on more meaningful activities.



File: ClipboardImage.png πŸ“₯︎ (151.91 KB, 482x427) ImgOps

 β„–76825[Reply]

just watched the new years fireworks. fuck i hate feeling empty and alone during december

 β„–76839

File: tagme-15.png πŸ“₯︎ (273.9 KB, 736x1444) ImgOps

>>76825 (OP)
same. It doesn't get better

 β„–76840

geg i didn't even bother watching it, nothing really changes and i still sort of hate myself

 β„–76881

>>76825 (OP)
gemmy trvecel thread :_;

 β„–76893

>>76839
>It doesn't get better
i used to tear up when i watched the new years fireworks. but now i just don't care, its a improvement

 β„–76912

i didnt watch any fireworks this year geg but i heard them while watching youtube



File: takeMeSerious.jpg πŸ“₯︎ (65.08 KB, 744x900) ImgOps

 β„–76864[Reply]

2025 was a good year.
2026 will be better.

 β„–76891

I hope so



File: 1762659237073642.gif πŸ“₯︎ (967.01 KB, 245x245) ImgOps

 β„–76948[Reply]

Hey guys I need help. This is a question mainly for males (guys) but I guess anybody can answer like if you're a lesbian something. Anyway! My friend and I are trying to decide who has the best boobs and this seems like a good place to ask. Which of us has better boobs? PLEASE DO NOT VOTE BEFORE UNDERSTANDING BOTH PAIRS OF BOOBS! Ask any questions you may have about the boobs before voting also. ANYWAY! On to the boobs!
Her boobs:
Huuuuuge
Sorta floppy (still firm tho)
Huge nipples

My boobs:
Not the biggest boobs (still pretty big though!)
Smaller nipples that look like little erasers
Super perky and bouncier
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

 β„–76949

kill yourself
>unoriginal content

 β„–76951

shit nobaldi cares about
delete this thread



File: 1758461150159j.jpg πŸ“₯︎ (6.3 KB, 250x231) ImgOps

 β„–76619[Reply]

teens wasn't there a website that ranked how ugly you were? i think it had black background and neon text but i might be completely off with that. modern "AI" attractiveness website either tell you how heckin' handsome you are so they don't hurt your little weak heart or they tell you how you are a disgusting piece of raisin and you need to buy some beauty products or some looksmaxxing book o algo. i need it to be OBJECTIVE
2 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.

 β„–76623

theres a couple apps like that, faceiq labs seems to be the best and most objective but u have to pay

 β„–76630

>>76623
its only one dollar

 β„–76869

>>76621
>Why this sits in the 8–9 bracket on that scale
>The combination of symmetry, strong eye area, coherent proportions, and a softer, approachable expression pushes this into the upper tier for β€œconventional” attractiveness. The only reason it does not reliably read as a 9–10 is that the top end of that chart tends to imply either extremely dramatic bone structure or highly produced, studio-grade presentation.
im a bonecel

 β„–76877

>>76619 (OP)
https://www.prettyscale.com/body/
i think you might be talking about this one, it doesn't save your photos and i've heard that it's somewhat accurate

 β„–76878

>>76877
I got 55% but I'm pretty fucking chopped so I'd take the results with a 20% hit

 β„–76882

>>76878
i got 75% but im not sure how the scale even works



File: pointing.gif πŸ“₯︎ (1.08 MB, 254x254) ImgOps

 β„–76873[Reply]

Guess who’s already set up to fail his New Year’s resolution before the week is even over, with zero change to his routine of rotting in isolation and staying lonely? (I'm definitely not projecting)

 β„–76875

>>76873 (OP)
What was it? I couldn't think of one for me

 β„–76880

>>76873 (OP)
If you fail, try again. You have a whole year to fulfill your resolution



File: Vocaroo 30 Oct 2025 01_19_….mp3 πŸ“₯︎ (105.19 KB)

File: d68.gif πŸ“₯︎ (75.76 KB, 600x800) ImgOps

 β„–69054[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3]

My confession.
218 posts and 51 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 β„–75685

File: 1750872972898f.mp4 πŸ“₯︎ (22.74 MB, 720x720) ImgOps

BAIT AND GAY BUT WOULD RAPE ANYWAY

 β„–75686

>>75671
>webm

 β„–75779

File: ClipboardImage.png πŸ“₯︎ (715.47 KB, 2000x1251) ImgOps

are you a foid? cool! is cool to be friend with women! by any chance, are you a fan of animations? fpe, the amazing digital circus, murder drones, do you want to play steal a brainrot with me in my car?

 β„–75788

>>75779
I have never watched fpe, i watched 2 episodes of tadc and murder drones and i didnt like them. I do not know that game

 β„–76139

BrapNote1

 β„–76930

tranny goes down



File: pony.gif πŸ“₯︎ (982.39 KB, 600x494) ImgOps

 β„–76552[Reply]

I've always wanted to stop masturbating and it pains me, and I was thinking I would cut my penic off, but would that make me trans or just a castrate idk.
10 posts and 3 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 β„–76720

File: Giga Goldson.png πŸ“₯︎ (72.33 KB, 300x352) ImgOps

>>76552 (OP)
You should slit your throat instead

 β„–76801

>>76552 (OP)
Yes it would be funny. And If you film yourself doing it i will give you attention and validation :)

 β„–76803

You actually can't, just accept. It’s a natural human behavior the real issue is p.

 β„–76814

>>76803
doctos stop abbreviating porn as p

 β„–76863

I feel like you need more self control and whatnot not that you should irreparably mutilate yourself

 β„–76866

>>76552 (OP)
Origen did this. you have to follow the saints and 'astrate or-ACK!!



File: Aichadsinging.gif πŸ“₯︎ (11.5 MB, 600x613) ImgOps

 β„–76764[Reply]

gaining/losing weight is easy, actually

 β„–76788

I say this, just starve or eat like a cow about to be butchered

 β„–76806

it truly is anyone who says otherwise is pathetic and has zero willpower to do anything

 β„–76807

I don't know how to lose weight or if I even should

 β„–76860

>>76807
Count calories

 β„–76862

>>76807
depens on how ready you are to follow certain rules.
The best would be to count calories with sailrabbit.com/bmr with katch mcardle formula, but it's kinda tedious
If you're dumb just eat 1-2 of your normal meals a day, and if you get hungry inbetween, eat whole fruits



Delete Post [ ]
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20]
| Catalog
[ home / overboard ] [ soy / qa / raid / r ] [ ss / craft ] [ int / pol ] [ a / an / asp / biz / mtv / r9k / tech / v / sude / x ] [ q / news / chive / rules / pass / bans / status ] [ wiki / booru / irc ]