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 β„–98666[Reply]

good morning fit. I went on a trek to the store today. 30 minute walk both ways. one way up hill.

 β„–98756

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What did you buy, and what store?



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 β„–98652[Reply]

wats up /fit/

bodyweight fitness thread

 β„–98670

calisthenics are cope

 β„–98717

Just go to the gym nigga

 β„–98718

vve vvill all vvaste our lives doing ab work and donkey kicks

 β„–98754

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The hate on bw ab exercises is forced. Its what most boxers and other combat sportists do to get their core right. It truly improves stabilty and helps with compound movements and running.
>vve vvill all vvaste our lives doing ab work and donkey kicks



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 β„–98741[Reply]

For every day since possibly the start of 2026, I have had terrible sleep issues. I thought I was improving this week and last week since I had started going to sleep at reasonable times (12 am - 2 am) and for 7+ hours as well. But the past couple days have reverted back to being horrific. Yesterday, I want to sleep at 4 am (typical of me) and today, I went to sleep at 7 am and just now woke up. This used to never happen when I went to school or had a job, but this has been a common occurrence since I’ve gotten fired. My head constantly feels β€œempty” and I just feel like a husk of a human being. My eyes always ache as well. What can I do that doesn’t involve be taking Benadryl? Will this lack of sleep cause me to die one day?

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>>98741 (OP)
Sleep deprivation definitely isn’t food for you. I would say pull and all-nighter and then go to bed early the next night to reset your sleep schedule but I tried that quite a few times and it didn’t work so idk



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 β„–98706[Reply]

How do I cope with fumbling one of the nicest girls I’ve ever spoken to

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>>98706 (OP)
What did you do to fumble?

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>>98708
To keep it short she got anxious and got scared of the idea of dating and I didn’t know what I wanted so things stopped working

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>>98714
From the sound of it it seems more like she just didn’t want to be in a relationship at all rather than you did anything wrong in particular

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>>98715
I just feel like things are weird now



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 β„–98394[Reply]

The Trillionth Hot Take Thread, Just Want to Repopulate This Board
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>>98404
This. The whole thing makes no sense.
>I am genetically destined to never get pussy so I will spend alll of my time obsessing over women

Sure, certain people have an easier time of things becaus eof how they were born. So what? Get over it. Constantly talking about it and acting like you have some forbidden knowledge is so gay.

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>>98478
a life without love is a life never lived

 β„–98651

>>98400
Islam is non-Western, converting to Islam would make Europe non-Western, and therefore a shithole like every Islamic country

 β„–98739

Some trannies are troons, and others are normal. This is a hot take in every space on the internet

 β„–98740

>>98651
ev&oe Oman is gemmy

 β„–98744

>>98651
The only reason most Islamic countries are shitholes is because of race. Compare Yemen to Iran for example, the latter is indo-european.



 β„–98722[Reply]

TV girl songs are manufactured to make you sad,I dont even have a girlfriend and it makes me very sad!

 β„–98723

This one especially

 β„–98724

thats why i stopped listening to them, i dont want to feed my brain sad shit and just make myself more depressed

 β„–98731

Normgroids will say that you can live a happy life without love yet every single song they listen to is about it



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 β„–96027[Reply]

Why are wizards defined to be a guy with a cool robe and hat with moons in them? They could be anything else.

 β„–96035

because they look cool, whimsical, wise and kind of cute

 β„–96069

Cause it all mystical o algo

 β„–96073

It comes from indo-european mythology

 β„–98650

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They need a wide-brimmed hat so that they have shade to ponder the orb

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>>98650
hello annoying ru melon namefag

 β„–98716

>>98682
geg hello whoever you are ru namefag



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 β„–98601[Reply]

How do you cope with being a light-skinned mutt
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>>98601 (OP)
who cares just accept yourself for who you are

 β„–98684

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>>>98601 (OP)
>who cares just accept yourself for who you are

 β„–98685

I just tell people I’m half Catalonian eb&oe my Catalonian ancestry is through the spichell island of Puerto Rico

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>>98684
It’s better to accept reality then to play pretend

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>>98648
My skin isnt light enough to look white,i look sunburnt

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>>98705
Well I was born this way,maybe the only way



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 β„–95696[Reply]

I told my grandma about my drug use and I'm worried I scared her.
She sees me as a perfect gifted child and it was probably a shock to her when I admitted I take shrooms from time to time. I feel like I unnecessarily overshared and now I deeply regret it. I tried to explain to her how shrooms aren't addictive and actually help with depression and quitting alcohol/smoking but it didnt comfort her. What do I do to make her stop worrying about this? She was the one to ask me and I didn't want to lie. Did I do the right thing?

 β„–95708

mmgm…

Usually old people are not very flexible in their opinions. only thing you can do is let her know that you won't do anything like that anymore, idk, try to tell her about anything positive you did, or show her that your life is stable and maybe she forget

 β„–95714

I think you did the right thing by telling the truth. Honestly if I was a grandpa I would also get scared if my grandson would start taking shrooms to help with depression. I think you should do what >>95708 said and maybe find something else to do to help with your depression.

 β„–95715

>What do I do to make her stop worrying about this?
Just be a well adjusted person or at least make her think you are, if she sees how they help you she will likely come around to the idea of you doing them. You can also explain to her how they arent harmful and have proven benefits

 β„–98701

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simple solution
>do shrooms with gamegroid

 β„–98702

you sound like a faggot



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 β„–96414[Reply]

Hello everyone,

This is my first time on this website what's up everyone i'm Ryan I'm 22 and I love bitches and weed

 β„–96416

>Hello everyone,
>
>This is my first time on this website what's up everyone i'm Ryan I'm 22 and I love bitches and weed

I'm also a pretty good guy I'm a swell guy even though i have down syndrome i still thrive

 β„–96417

nusoi you don't need to put your email in the email field

 β„–96419

>>96414 (OP)
Why did you put your real email in.

 β„–96427

Hello Ryan, don't put your real email in the email field. Also check out the wiki. wholesomeheart

 β„–98699

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>>96416
fresh meat



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 β„–98549[Reply]

im a normal guy who hates furfags and trannies and such but apparently im a vantablack furnigger for thinking averi is cute
>

 β„–98550

The character is cute but why spend time hunting for more images of some furfag niggers fursona. Its best to not stay around shit for too long or you start to smell of it as well

 β„–98573

marge
<uniggerano

 β„–98582

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dsmd

 β„–98587

If you mean that she's non-sexually cute it's ok. Otherwise kys jartycuck

 β„–98688

sex with averi



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 β„–98599[Reply]

high as shit stressing over this right now bros
>family moved away from hometown after stepdad died
>need job
>also wanna leave moms house
>hate my families constant rudeness and combativeness
>hate hiding alcohol use
>hate hiding weed use
<i like edibles but at this point i havent had a bong hit in like 5 years
>also want independence for pride reasons
>hometown is expensive even in the poor area where i realistically would be
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>>98634
Seething nigger itt

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>>98599 (OP)
>weed
dont kys, actual aryan

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>>98649
danke as the kraut's say

if i get stoned and sing all night long its just a family tradition

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>>98599 (OP)
No wonder your parents are "rude" and "combative" you niggerweed bum.

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>>98675
Forgot sage

 β„–98687

Disgusting jewess in picrel



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 β„–98662[Reply]

i talked to girl i liked today and she called me a "discord e-kitten" and showed me suggestive photos of her cousin should i be worried

 β„–98674

i think she got epi'ed



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 β„–98288[Reply]

I hate my life
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 β„–98354

explain nigga

 β„–98362

heh me too!

 β„–98471

don't we all brother

 β„–98653

>>98288 (OP)
me too nigga

>Integrity check failed.

 β„–98656

shocked

 β„–98657

My niggas why do we hate life anyway?



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 β„–98344[Reply]

I never understood the appeal for these giant lollipops. As a kid I tried eating one and not only was it super complicated and messy but it didn't even taste that good, it felt a bit like a waste of candy.
I originally wrote this as a reply to a /soy/ thread but it got deleted before I could hit post
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 β„–98559

i couldn't eat that much sugar and im american

 β„–98563

Literally never seen one of these in real life. I would buy it in a heart beat if I found it in a shop. Not to eat, but just to walk around while wearing a propeller hat.

 β„–98588

>>98563
you'll catch a lot of bugs onto it

 β„–98606

i eat these sometimes to troll foids geg

 β„–98630

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>>98606
>eating gigantic lolipops in order to troll foids

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>>98588
good, eating ze bugs is the way of the future



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