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 №91575[Reply]

i really do wish i didnt constantly look angry and full of hatred because outside of some minor racism towards asians i am a very kind and loving person, all my friends tell me i look like a mass shooter which really gets on my nerves and makes me rather sad

 №91576

Wear a shirt with a big heart so you look like wholesomeheart

 №91586

>>91575 (OP)
Why do you dislike asians but not pajeets and muslims.

 №91587

East asians are almost always chill and asians I know in in general are pretty cool. Blacks, Latinxs, arabs, and pajeets all manage to be aesthetically displeasing and annoying, much more deserving of hate. Also what characteristics make you look like a mass shooter, I've been told that because I dress in milsurp, I'm thin, & I'm white.

 №91588

>>91587
>I've been told that because I dress in milsurp, I'm thin, & I'm white.

yeah me too but to top it off i also have incredibly long hair and a scraggly looking goatee

 №91623

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geeeeeeeeg nusois give mass shooter


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 №91248[Reply]

Hi I'm Juno!
>looking for
Anyone with the same interests, can be any gender
Someone to play tf2 with me and my friends
>not looking for
Men who just want my nudes or a romantic relationship and nothing else
Right leaning

 №91261

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kys trannyniggershitskin

 №91325

Not quite sure why you thought the rightwing website was the best place to find some fellow autismchads

 №91609

>>91248 (OP)

If youre not ragebaiting, go to places where you see common ground with others based on ur intrests. If u like guns, go to a gun convention, if u like books, bookstore, if u like engineering, engineering convention.

Do understand due to people hating jews more, you might not get the people you want for a while. At the same time, some people who are right are willing to see things ur way if theyre not retarded.

People don't like to talk to overweight niggas. It's just the truth. If you want true friends, get fit or at least less chubby.

Personally id say ur not ready due to just listing ur shit on the pic. People here, nor ANYWHERE would want someone as a friend with these traits for super long, ppl will be fake towards you. True friends will be harder to find.

 №91619

>libertarian
>worried that I might be bisexual
>19, California, male
>part time job, also in trade school learning construction
>hiking
>kayakking
>have played barely any video games in 5 years except super smash when I'm forced to
>never played tf2 or roblox in my life
>likes salmon
>awful at cooking
Avoid me like the plague.


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 №91348[Reply]

I feel very insecure and dissapointed with my creative capacity.

I watch a lot of youtube videos made by very artistic and creative people, i rewatch each video dozens of times, analizing the script, editing, the jokes. It gives me this horrible feeling that i wouldnt have been able of doing what they did, coming up with what they did. Every small detail in their video leaves me in awe. It makes me want to be able to literaly read their minds and understand how come they can do this and i cant.

Enough whining, my question is: How can i be more creative like they are? it feels like all my ideas suck and wouldnt be cool or funny.

 №91350

you can get good at video editing, script writing, etc, but
true innate creativity - your ability to come up with novel new ideas - is one of the few things you can't train.
if youre bad at it, the best you can do is study how they do it and regurgitate it well enough so that normals can't tell the difference. kind of like AI image generators
tough luck man, im sorry

 №91351

"Creativity" isn't this nebulous phenomenon. Creativity is your ability to rearrange existing ideas. The way you become more creative is by being exposed to more ideas you can rearrange. These people you mention most likely have various interests that give them a unique set of ideas they can repurpose.

 №91352

becoming creative is like building muscle just like every other skill, you need to practice to get good at making shit
also, just consooming muh media like a xitter user will get you nowhere, of course you have to have some outside material and be able to internalize it, but theres more to making art than whats in the computer (this is something all these faggots forget)
go outside and have real human experiences if you want to learn about the world and say what you know, if you actually want to make something, otherwise youre just repeating the same shit everyone else does

 №91354

>>91352
>>91351
>rearrange ideas
haha suckers you will never be a real creative

 №91610

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Apologies for the late reply, had a hell of a week.
>>91351
>>91352
i like this advice more than the blackpill, particularly the part about how passive consumption wont make me more creative.
Im gonna begin filming videos, even if they're mundane, suck and are faggy.


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 №91597[Reply]

Hello
<oreganoli
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 №91599

>>91598
How was your week, man

 №91600

Or rather bro

 №91601

Xhis was one of the first videos I remember seeing when I joined the sharty two years ago, what a gem

 №91602

>>91599
it was not the best, but it gets better o algo
what about yours, man

 №91603

>>91602
Honestly, it was the same for me but its like you say, it gets better. Anyways good night chuddy.

 №91608

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>>91603
What is the reasoning behind it? Also goodnight fellow chuddy!


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 №90723[Reply]

should women vote
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 №90932

this thread is one of the reasons why women don't like you

 №91580

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i couldnt post a new thread cause this fucking captcha is raisims

 №91592

>>90820
If women didnt vote we would get four reagans in a row, maybe diddy, maybe hulk hogan; Bush would also be a national hero.

I think male voters are just as cattlelike as foids. Japanese society treats women like how we did in the seventies or so and that rock is like the rat utopia experiments, I think going "man our world is so fucked, if only we took a drastically different path in history that's completely unpredictable. If our timeline A = Bad then timeline B = Good!!!!

Like chuds talk about hitler our beloved but he was a scarred drug addict who was in the trenches and he put nation in massive debt that could only be paid by causing another catastrophic war that made Europe two super-powers' whores and killed a bunch of white people.

 №91593

>>91592
>I think going "quote" is retarded

Mb esl and i have aphasia and aspergers o algo

 №91594

>>91580
Boomers will see shit like this and go “WHY ISN'T GEN Z GETTING MARRIED?”

 №91596

>>90723 (OP)
no, obviously
>>90731
most retarded idea oat


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 №91531[Reply]

im gonna keep this brief, I had this crush on a girl for a while, I thought it was mutual, we were already good friends for a bit, but when I confessed I had feelings for her she said she didn't have the same feelings back. 13 days later I still haven't gotten over this, it hurts a lot. fuck i'm still obsessed with her too, been having dreams about being with her, I need help.

 №91534

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listen to tiki tiki phonk and move on

 №91537

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First step is to get over the feeling of "what is wrong with me?" where youre over analyzing everything about you that you think wasnt good enough

It probably hurts a little extra because you had the impression it was mutual, so you had high hopes and got let down

Everything will pass slowly with time as long as you decide that you want to heal and get over it, the longer you try to hold on to what could have been the more it will hurt

Vent about your feelings when it gets hard and you need to get things off your chest, dont expect it to disappear right away but just know it will

 №91591

>>91531 (OP)
Rejection hurts, but it's not the worst thing.
To be ignored; that's the worst.
Poor little weasel…

 №91595

group hug


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 №91581[Reply]

I’m a Jew and beaner mix, everyone in my family is a schizo and a liberal, I’m fat, and worst of all, I’m a faggot. I’ve been working out to look less fat and Jew-like, but is there any other advice I could get for dealing with my other issues?

 №91582

If you stick a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger you won't look like a kike or a spic anymore. When did this board become filled with actual faggots jsid

 №91584

>>91582

While I do support TFD , because the community deeply pedophilic, I will not kill myself because I am a hypocrite.

 №91585

>>91582
And I will add that the “hookup culture” in the faggot community is something that I will never understand. As I see lifelong, monogamous relationships as the only valid form of romantic and sexual relationship.


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 №91568[Reply]

Whenever you feel sad, just remember that you aren’t Brian Peppers.

 №91570

I might as well be with this current dating market

 №91583

>>91570
Just so you know, Brian Peppers is a dead child molester.
It will never be as over for you as it was for Brian Peppers when he was born.


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 №89971[Reply]

>sending pooner ex monthly anonymous encouragement messages so she won't lop her fucking tits off
I'm such a cuck can somebody go to my house and kill me
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 №90195

do not let women consume you

 №90198

>>90000
nigger poop 2

 №90252

>lop her tits off
she already has.
there, now u can stop

 №90442

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MoralGOD
if you still care about her then by all means stop her. Im happy your doing something this unselfishly good

 №90480

>>89971 (OP)
dated a girl for like a month and she went from thinking shes trans to normal. skill issue

 №91567

>>90057
>tell her about parasite pill
based autism pilled


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 №91228[Reply]

i dont know how to cope with the person i love telling me they dont want anything to do with me

we werent perfect but i never wanted perfect i just wanted them to show that they cared
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 №91492

>>91491

>Do you think you have more integrity than him?
Although i know theres things i had to work on too, id say generally yes. I was very willing to reflect on what i did wrong, maybe sometimes more than i should. I remember repeatedly reassuring him that i was not out after control, i was not after his autonomy ect.. and i tried understanding his perspective.

I think i always thought that if I can just explain myself clearly enough that he would understand, but he never seemed equally interested in understanding me. It hurt feeling like the effort wasnt reciprocated and he told me that its just how he is as a person, but it just feels like distancing yourself from taking accountability for how your actions impact other people

Its an explanation but not an excuse in my opinion, i dont expect people to be as emotional as me, but i dont think being honest and taking accountability is something you need to be an emotional person to do. I was very ready to take accountability, but i dont think he was yet

 №91496

>>91492
Well, something I learned with this person is that sometimes people aren't so introspective or thoughtful. To some people, their own first impression of things is enough and they just move forward with that. Maybe he felt like he understood and wouldn't budge in his sense of things. My ex is stubborn, which is nice when it's on your side, but is also kind of dumb so often wouldn't budge from even objectively dumb things (like getting stoned before driving). Like she was married to her own sense of things and unwilling to acknowledge fault or be open to other perspectives. Very difficult. Thank God I dumped her.

 №91498

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>>91496
True, i guess i learned the same lesson. I could only solve so much by myself by taking accountability of how i was making him feel unsafe with me, but he tends to treat the situation as that i was just asking him for too much. Almost like i was ungrateful. He didnt mention or get into the mistakes he made and how they affected me and seems to only mention how he felt victimized. I couldnt make him consider his own mistakes and in this case the more i asked the more he would view me as tiring. Before we stopped talking, he mentioned that getting back together isnt impossible, but self reflection can only come from within.

Thank you for talking to me oldsoi, we never really got to how to move on from heartbreak but talking and reflecting helped has helped me get out of the guilt and self hatred. ill never be able to forget but i need to forgive to move on. Its finally summer, i finally graduated and its my birthday next month, im ready to abandon this thread now!

 №91503

>>91498
Need a rebound? Do you live near Chicago? Please respond.

 №91561

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>>91503
>originality

 №91564

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>>91561
made me GEG really frickin hard!

>>91503
hell no nigger i dont need a rebound get away from me you absolute filth, go back to the jarty!!!!!! HAYAH!!!!!!!!


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 №91563[Reply]

I hate living in a suburban neighborhood there's nothing to fucking do in my niggerhell existence

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 №91443[Reply]

Why do women marry men they don’t want to have sex with?
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 №91526

>>91443 (OP)
women are only attracted to the top 5% of men, maybe 15% if we're being generous. However theres obviously not enough attractive men for them to be in long term relationships with, chads will fuck them but not marry/date them. So they're essentially forced to settle down for an oofy doofy who provides money and a family for them but they are not at all attracted to so sex feels like a extremely tedious chore rather than an act of love.

The majority of american families are like this where the women settles down with someone she resents and I come from a family like this myself

 №91540

>>91526
>Explaining the oofy doofy theory on the 'arty
IQ maxxed

 №91542

>>91526
Don't ever get up

 №91545

>>91526
You can cultivate love in other ways that are not based on physical attraction, such as emotional presence, aka “being a man”

 №91555

>>91545
you can do that yes but it wont ever fully match or imitate the true attraction a foid gets from seeing and being with a chad

 №91562

for the money
this has been known for a very long time, stop asking


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 №91424[Reply]

Talk about your recent dreams o algo

 №91425

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my fictional girlfriend being real and falling into her ever so warm embrace
oh yeah also killing niggers to protect her or something

 №91426

One where my aunt was in a nazi cult and they threatened to cut their throats in public, another one where I was blocked by water in a water park slide.

 №91485

Last night I dreamt that my body was covered in large and aggressive growths, presumably some form of skin cancers

 №91489

Yesterday I dreamt of being in a bus and some girl was hitting on me but I realised I'm a loser and not ready for a relationship and I left the bus

 №91552

>>91424 (OP)
I burned Bon from the walten files with a flame thrower

 №91559

Not recent but I had a dream where there were parrot shaped Xbox controllers


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 №91543[Reply]

After like covid hit like 6 years ago and like everybody started using tiktok reels and shit, my parents have basically been stuck on normgroid media and whatnot. How do i convince these people to do something with their lives rather than becoming the typical boomer who does nothing but scroll mindlessly on fb or some other media sending either ai slop or just blatant misinfo. Like my parents Arent the active kind but at least i dont want them to mindlessly be programmed into believing everything they see on either the tv or god forbid social media. My mom used to read alot of books but now shes stuck on ig reels or just reading snca from some influencer that bakes cakes or something idk. And my dad is just in on linkedin reading some stupid shit some billionaire ceo wrote that nobody could care less about. Im pretty sure my dad loves making something considering hes an electrician and he has some other projects hes making. Also this fatass is like using chatgpt like any moment hes spending on his phone or laptop. At least anything to stop these people from being a part of the hivemind that is modern mass media.

 №91544

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>>91543 (OP)
My (boomer) father is pretty much the same since he spends almost all of his free time reclined in his chair in the living room with his phone held awkwardly in front of his face, scrolling through Facebook or sending paragraphs to people on WhatsApp with the football on the television in the background, blasting loudly for ambience regardless of if he likes the team or not. It's sort of funny because he used to get a bit annoyed with me for spending all of my time on my computer when he's essentially the same with his phone and the TV, but I think now he's realized that we're both in the same boat in the sense we have basically no hobbies, skills or worthwhile interests and we're just sort of enduring our mediocre lives until we're permitted to slip off this mortal coil. I could pretend like there's something a lot more noble about posting on imageboards than scrolling on Facebook, but there isn't really.

 №91551

>>91544
True, although i used to sit all the time in front of my pc and occationally sit on my phone and scroll ive recently put my pc up for sale and cut down on using any normGOD media with like a shorts feature. Ive also looked for some hobbies, one of them being guitar but since my sleep is like mega raped by school i have barely any motivation but im getting somewhere atleast


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 №91494[Reply]

hemorrhoids is a Lord's bulwark from sodomy

 №91549

>>91494 (OP)
Remember to wipe with sandpaper.


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