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 β„–82894[Reply]

How do r9kcacas self harm? I usually just punch muh self

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>How do r9kcacas self harm? I usually just punch muh self
awdwadad

 β„–83049

Smoking, jerking off, playing vidya all day
I self harm like this when im sad and when im fine they go away

 β„–83053

I've only done that once and it was with a pair of scissors βœ‚οΈ

 β„–83085

>>82894 (OP)
self harm is for 'cordfags


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 β„–83012[Reply]

i can use magick or something
Tell me about something that is concerning you, and I will tell you what will happen, and how you might avoid your fate
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>>83066
How does the magick work?

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>>83067
I meditate for a minute, write down the images that come to mind, and then I try to reach a conclusion based on the images and the question
Seeing a sword, for instance, can mean two very different things, if the question is something like 'will I be in a car accident' then that image would make it more likely so, but to the question 'am I making the right decision', it would lean the response towards yes
the orientation of the sword also matters, but theres not a coherent method to it

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>>83068
But how are you capable of seeing imagery relevant to questions people ask, let alone that imagery supposedly being accurate to the individual’s unique circumstances? I’m really curious

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>>83069
>But how are you capable of seeing imagery relevant to questions people ask
the imagery is not really related, i mean it depends a lot
in interpreting it I have to relate it back to the question
>that imagery supposedly being accurate to the individual’s unique circumstances?
again, the imagery doesnt really have to be related
its like stacking boxes, you can only stack them in so many ways because of gravity
say you see a specific shape made of boxes, but not really all of it
when you then ask me to make the same shape with the boxes I close my eyes and have supposedly unrelated shit flash before my eyes, and then I re-create that shape
because the number of shapes that can be made is limited, the odds are a lot better, and the vision, even if it seems totally irrelevant, it still influences how I put everything together, the magic part is becoming receptive to those images from wherever
or changing them and thus reality itself, though I cant do that

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>>83064
thank you for the insights

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>>83071
to put it this way:
you only see one perspective of the pile, then describe what you see to me and ask 'how does it look from the backside I cant see?'
I cant see what you do, obviously, but with the description and the vision I can (hopefully) reconstruct an accurate enough plan of the entire shape
but at no point do me and you have perfect knowledge of everything
or maybe I'm not that good yet, I doubt its possible


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 β„–83122[Reply]

How can I get a furry gf when I’m a fat incel?

 β„–83123

kys nigger you will never be a furry


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 β„–83107[Reply]

How do I stop gooning to tranny porn? Seriously, when I get the urge of watching porn, I atleast have the intention of watching straight porn, but in the end I always end up watching jartycuck tranny porn garbage.

 β„–83108

KYS and stop brimming up this board you fucking faggot this is like the fourth thread about you watching tranny porn

 β„–83109

just stop being a neutralplier, you'll suddenly quit gooning to tranny porn

 β„–83118

bait go down now


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 β„–82971[Reply]

I can't stand being subhuman anymore. Every time I look at my face I see all the flaws, like my upper eyelid exposure, my terrible skin, my nonexistent ramus, dorsal hump.

I'm considering getting a double jaw surgery or genioplasty, or buying shit online so I can DIY fix some of my features. I'm tired of getting mogged every time I leave the house.

I hate this shit man. Why was I born with these genetics? I'm scared of surgery and don't want to get it but its the only way. I wish I could just have a normal life
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>>82989
everyone youve ever met in person cares about your looks. literally everyone subconsciously analyzes them

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>>82989
>Im just like freddie mercury! Look he had a flaw just like me!
<

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>>83011
I'm sorry if it's your picture, but you HAVE to shave off that yee-yee ass haircut and possibly that mustache as well. As someone with a round face (which you seem to have) I can tell you that looking for haircuts is hard, but not impossible. Aside from that you look OK, maybe a bit depressed.
<
Also I was thinking about Freddie when he looked like picrel. His looks improved as he got older.

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>>83013
>I'm sorry if it's your picture
do /r9k/ users browse /soy/ at all?

Freddie Mercury is a rare case of late-stage dimorphism. Most people won't see significant growth like that, ESPECIALLY in the jaw area. and besides his teeth he already was chad those are just cherrypicked photos where he's smiling. Just look at any normal picture of him geg. literally gigachad zygos

 β„–83038

>>83021
>do /r9k/ users browse /soy/ at all?
I didn't realise it was this snca variant until you pointed it out. Thanks I guess.
<
>Freddie Mercury is a rare case of late-stage dimorphism. Most people won't see significant growth like that, ESPECIALLY in the jaw area.
Maybe because his jaw grew based off his teeth? Obviously with teeth like his the mouth would grow differently.
>he already was chad those are just cherrypicked photos where he's smiling. Just look at any normal picture of him geg. literally gigachad zygos
Ok, you've got a point there, I admit. The yee-yee ass haircut seems to be the only problem in these photos, but that may be the generational gap.
That still doesn't mean you have to whine eternally about how "ugly" you are. Looks don't define you. People do judge, but they can be wrong about their assumptions. Just do what you love for fuck's sake.

 β„–83061

>bp
>big pharma slave
you got brain fucked by a mossad


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 β„–82821[Reply]

How the fuck do I quit my addiction to social media, gaming, and my general addiction to the internet as a whole? I'm wasting my life away the more i do this

 β„–82823

>>82821 (OP)
Find something to replace them with, are you in school or college or are you a neet?

 β„–82827

find any hobby that isn't connected digitally
do you want to learn and improve an actual skill? get into stuff like woodworking or music or hunting or sewing or (non digital) art
do you just want something that's not necessarily a skill and more a display of knowledge? that's stuff like rockhounding or learning history and stuff like that

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>>82823
>>82827
thanks
>original or something

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>>82827
If that doesn't work, you can try things on your devices like
>Setting a DNS server that blocks everything (or just use all.dns.mullvad.net if you're on phone)
>Making the screen black and white so it's less stimulating to watch
>Optionally setting night light to 100%, which when you add B&W into the mix results in your device looking like a Virtual Boy
>Take a hobby like >>82827 said
>Go to bed earlier. Seriously.

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>>82821 (OP)
live in the woods

 β„–83046

start eliminating random services from your life. for example start by cutting your access to spotify, then start deleting games you are addicted to, force yourself to do another hobby and so on. you can larp as an oldgod and use old tech as a replacement, since those are not related to the internet


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 β„–83033[Reply]

im having intrusive thoughs about jerking off my homeboy from behind, ik it sounds gay af and it prolly never cross my mind before so its really weird i been watching a lot of porn in the last few weeks maybe i should cut it off before i troon out

 β„–83037

Vague but errrrmmm that's lind of problematic i guess

 β„–83044

If you ever think those thoughts think of the 'slot and how disgusting it would be to ram it up the poop shoot


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 β„–82946[Reply]

Can somebody give me 125.000USD?
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>>82949
It's not perfectly precise since that wouldn't be possible, if that's what you're wondering. It's just an approximate number.

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>>82949
he probably means that with this amount of money in stocks like the s&p 500 which see ~10% growth per year on average, he will "earn" $12,500 that year from doing nothing, of course he can also leave the money in the stock to compound for more yearly income

 β„–82976

I'm a slf.

 β„–83002

>>82946 (OP)
Put your venmo

 β„–83005

I assume you’re a native, so why can’t you just NEET? My country is considered second world, but I’m currently studying in Europe and doing an internship. I plan to return home to work afterward. I have a visa, but as soon as I stop studying, they would kick me out immediately. If I were a white guy, I could just NEET for life and live off neetbux.

 β„–83028

>>83002
I don't have venmo. I have an IBAN if that works in the United States.


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 β„–82908[Reply]

how do you meet people outside of school/work
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 β„–82925

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my personal experience is the organic β€˜by chance’ phenomenon. live your life and obviously go outside enough to encounter people in the first place and it’ll literally just happen.

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>>82908 (OP)
apps

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>>82908 (OP)
clubs in your city

 β„–82936

find niggas online that live near you and aren't weird

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>>82936
where are (you) from? friend?

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>>82998
Florida


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 β„–82958[Reply]

I'm 22 soon, no friends, no girlfriends, zero human connection. When I had a job I didn't talk to none of my collegues whilst they chatted among themselves. Nowadays, financially, a future is cut out for me. But socially I feel like I'll die alone and only fuck hookers or pull asian sluts in yellow countries. I'll never have friends (and the issue is deeper than just finding one; there is something wrong with my brain and I don't enjoy company most of the time), I'll be lucky to have a family (I'm not creating another ER so if I dont find a despearate or autistic white bitch I'm not passing my genes)
You know I already accepted that a long time ago, just don't know what I wake up everyday for. I fight depression by not thinking bad thoughts but sometimes they overpower me. Regardless, I'll continue to fight

 β„–82963

>I'm 22 soon, no friends, no girlfriends, zero human connection. When I had a job I didn't talk to none of my collegues whilst they chatted among themselves. Nowadays, financially, a future is cut out for me. But socially I feel like I'll die alone and only fuck hookers or pull asian sluts in yellow countries. I'll never have friends (and the issue is deeper than just finding one; there is something wrong with my brain and I don't enjoy company most of the time), I'll be lucky to have a family (I'm not creating another ER so if I dont find a despearate or autistic white bitch I'm not passing my genes)
>You know I already accepted that a long time ago, just don't know what I wake up everyday for. I fight depression by not thinking bad thoughts but sometimes they overpower me. Regardless, I'll continue to fight
take the bp

 β„–82995

I have the same issue with connecting with others, i usually dont see this as an issue in my lifestyle. If you can find a hobby that you can pour your soul into, like art or music, however if you are suffering from suicidal thoughts due to a general unease to be alive, then the best method of coping would easily be opioids

 β„–82997

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>>82958 (OP)
>no social life
>live in pod
>no children
BASED and ZOGPILLED


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 β„–82974[Reply]

why do wemon hate me for absolute no reason?

 β„–82991

>>82974 (OP)
because you seek validation from them and base your own confidence from how they view you instead of doing things you genuinely like.

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>>82991
tsmt. Focus on your hobbies and yourself

 β„–82993

they have it easy and aren't funny or interesting and get way too much influence for just existing regardless of how retarded they are


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 β„–82669[Reply]

I'm so tired of having a fat ugly kike nose. Should I get surgery?
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>>82677
yes get your dorsal hump removed, especially if it bothers u. usually a nose like that is a sign of recession somewhere else but I wouldn't look into it because like you I started looking at advice on nose surgery and now I'm fully a blake pilled clittycel that rots on .org all day.

 β„–82867

>>82677
off topic but is your nose asymmetric?

 β„–82869

>>82767
his maxilla is recessed and he has a negative orbital vector, but i think he mogs my subhuman sss

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>>82869
yeah I WASN'T GOING TO MENTION THAT you slf because most people who aren't autistic and aren't rotting on .org all day take that as an insult and would get insecure it's better for most people who don't know about this stuff just to get the nosejob and not start measuring their face

 β„–82893

plastic surgery is for whiny fags that dont accept how they look unless its necesary (getting your head blown up before or something like that)

 β„–82981

>>82677
Roman Nose, I have one as well, it's common among southern europeans. You shouldn't feel insecure about it, it's associated with strength, discipline, and nobility


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 β„–82866[Reply]

literally all companies last year:

 β„–82868

Pretty sure the AI bubble will burst.
SQQN…

 β„–82975

>>82868
AIGods won


 β„–82969[Reply]

chud dad saves gen z son

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 β„–82950[Reply]

It was one of those rare ones that actually look like real women but with a penis, the only thing that was off putting was the fake voice other than that I actually enjoyed it.. I hate myself so much.

 β„–82951

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>It was one of those rare ones that actually look like real women but with a penis, the only thing that was off putting was the fake voice other than that I actually enjoyed it.. I hate myself so much.

 β„–82952

decent bait, but you'd have better results posting this on /soy/

 β„–82953

go back to bant

 β„–82954

>put it in the subject field award

 β„–82964

>>82950 (OP)
how do you find this type of tranny?


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