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Chud 07/28/26 (Tue) 20:07:47 №93688 [Quote]

Where’s da definitive guide to Hagmaxxing/Hag Hunting?

Chud 07/28/26 (Tue) 20:15:56 №93689 [Quote]

kill yourself niggre

Chud 07/28/26 (Tue) 20:22:58 №93690 [Quote]

>>93689
Not before I hagmax your mom

Chud 07/28/26 (Tue) 20:34:17 №93691 [Quote]

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>>93690
lmao owned

Chud 07/29/26 (Wed) 01:58:48 №93704 [Quote]

>>93688 (OP)
Up I want to hear as well

Chud 07/29/26 (Wed) 01:59:09 №93705 [Quote]

>>93691
Brimstone nigger dust variant

Chud 07/29/26 (Wed) 04:10:35 №93706 [Quote]

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>>93688 (OP)
This older pharmacy clerk complimented my looks for five minutes straight and said I looked like her ex and I didn't make a move cause I couldn't tell if she was hitting on me and didn't wanna be accused of sexual harassment. Even though she was literally complimenting me and gassing me up. I was so fucking retarded for that.

Chud 07/29/26 (Wed) 08:44:02 №93716 [Quote]

>>93688 (OP)
Go on tinder and do nothing but swipe right.
You'll match with 1 or 2 300 pound baby mommas if you keep at it for a month

Chud 07/29/26 (Wed) 09:48:30 №93720 [Quote]

pure brimstone

futaba is the best girl btw

Chud 07/29/26 (Wed) 10:53:41 №93723 [Quote]

>>93706
go back and ask for her number/contact or else you'll regret it for the rest of your life niggger

Chud 07/29/26 (Wed) 19:47:48 №93744 [Quote]

shit not a single soul cares about

Chud 07/29/26 (Wed) 20:08:34 №93749 [Quote]

First image gave me a boner whats the artist name

Chud 07/30/26 (Thu) 05:09:03 №93828 [Quote]

>>93706
>make a move
Like what? How do you even ask for their phono without breaking the flow of the convo?

Chud 07/30/26 (Thu) 08:11:48 №93885 [Quote]

>>93723
It's been like 3 years and I'm out of shape now. I don't give that much of a shit but I should've made a move.
>>93828
Idk she was spelling it out that she liked me I don't think it would've mattered if I was blunt and asked for her number.

Chud 07/30/26 (Thu) 13:26:36 №93910 [Quote]

>>93749
coco/ setawar o algo. I must warn you, xer is one of those heckin “wholesome” goon artists

Chud 07/30/26 (Thu) 15:00:59 №93917 [Quote]

>>93749
>>93910
3r3d3

Chud 07/30/26 (Thu) 15:41:36 №93923 [Quote]

>>93688 (OP)
yea bro marry a hag she will totally love you because she's super into how hot u are n stuff and not because she is a total bitch who fucked her whole life up and now needs someone to take care of her and start a family with because she's feeling the pressure of the biological clock

Chud 07/30/26 (Thu) 16:02:57 №93924 [Quote]

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>>93923
Yea bro. I’m trying to get dat desperate btch on my biological cock.

Chud 07/30/26 (Thu) 16:07:18 №93925 [Quote]

>>93924
>hag fetish
>milf with no a single wrinkle or liver spots

fucking larpers

Chud 07/30/26 (Thu) 16:12:39 №93926 [Quote]

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>>93925
Better?

Chud 07/30/26 (Thu) 22:42:27 №93959 [Quote]

>>93688 (OP)
>Hagmaxxing/Hag Hunting
gay safe edgy redditor

Chud 07/30/26 (Thu) 23:27:30 №93963 [Quote]

This baited mi

Chud 07/31/26 (Fri) 02:47:00 №93975 [Quote]

>>93959
>Everything I don’t like is le Reddit o algo

Chud 07/31/26 (Fri) 02:55:08 №93977 [Quote]

~~>>93976~~
Thank you for sharing this with us fellow soy teen. Very cool.

Chud 07/31/26 (Fri) 03:13:04 №93978 [Quote]

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TRVTH NVKE INCOMING

Chud 07/31/26 (Fri) 03:31:59 №93980 [Quote]

>>93978
How can one human contain so much retardation in one png this has to be a world record

Chud 07/31/26 (Fri) 09:27:26 №93994 [Quote]

This site is becoming more and more like 4troon ffs

Chud 07/31/26 (Fri) 09:28:16 №93995 [Quote]

Safe horny garbage. Your libido has been erased and overwritten with gynoslave nonsense

Chud 07/31/26 (Fri) 09:28:49 №93996 [Quote]

>>93994
Yeah that ship left the harbor and has circumnavigated the entire globe by now

Chud 07/31/26 (Fri) 09:36:16 №93997 [Quote]

You niggers really want old bitches bro?

Chud 07/31/26 (Fri) 09:36:32 №93998 [Quote]

I mean i kinda see it but still

Chud 08/01/26 (Sat) 15:16:03 №94108 [Quote]

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Im about to check up some places in town that are notorious for being Cougar Hang outs.

Any advice?

Chud 08/01/26 (Sat) 15:18:43 №94114 [Quote]

>>94108
this image blackpilled me

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