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I met this person at the library, but he's kind of a faggot. should I befriend him and convert him to the trvth or should I let him be? I'm lonely and need new friends and this guy has some interests in common with me but he has pride flags and other faggot shit on his personal belongings. is it worth it chudbros?
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>>68821
Kinda, I don’t like people for their bodies I like them for their personality and he’s kinda cute and awkward which I find attractive

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my advice would be to rape him up the ass so hard that he never looks at a man in a sexual way ever again due to the trauma

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>>68892
in my experience you can usually get along with soyhomos/"queers" if you just dont bring up that shit or let them say their opinions. remember that most of them are narcissists, that's why they do that pride shit.
anyway if xhes cute then smooch xim o algo :3

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>>68946
>anyway if xhes cute then smooch xim o algo :3
why are you gay

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Somewhat unrelated but could you specify what interests were in common

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find his online persona, make up a fake identity as a fellow faggot, suck up to him for months, then 'ox him, tell every community he's in that he's like a rapist chudcel bigot or something like that to disenfranchise him with the community



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 β„–68675[Reply]

Have any fellow ADHD chuds taken adderall? I'm planning to ask for it in my next checkup because I've heard it helps with distractions or something. What were your experiences like?
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dexies are better

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>>68876
marge?
<unoriginal content o algo

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Do any of you have experience with beta-blockers?

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>>68675 (OP)
Not Adderall but I do take Elvanse, I think it's called Vyvanse in the US?
(Vanse? The vice preserdent? Q bros… /b/ros…)

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>>68969
fvvvvvck i didn't mean to super sage im so sorry son take this bump

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>>68675 (OP)
is it like caffeine but more intense?



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Been trying to get better at drawing, image attached is a drawing of Kasane Teto I just finished
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>>68540
you know that doesnt proof anything right?

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>>68545
it might not proof anything but does it prove anything?

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>>68540
keyed response

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>>68540
Make her fat please

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>>68561
>Browsing the snarky snappy while being a highschool teacher

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>>68577
gyatt tae do summet while im not rizzin up freshmen



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 β„–68428[Reply]

I'm worried I might be schizo since I sometimes see and hear things that aren't there and get random feelings of intense paranoia and a few times I've even felt bugs crawling on me and people touching me when there's nothing there. one time about a year ago I saw a tall black shadowy figure come out of a hole in my bedroom door and tell me it was gonna kill me, it was like it was speaking inside of my head but I could see it in real life, I was really scared and just sat on the floor and cried until I fell asleep then I woke up really cold in the middle of the night and went to sleep in my bed, I've only told my best friend and my girlfriend about this stuff and they both joke at me that I'm schizo, my girlfriend has schizophrenia so she doesn't judge me or think I'm weird but my friend does, to be honest doe I think that experience with the tall shadow thing was actually a demon and not a hallucination but this recent stuff feels like it could be a sign o algo
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>>68428 (OP)
I randomly hear family members call to me. only to find out that they either didn't, or weren't in the house.

After a while, I chalked it up to sleep deprivation though
But, I've noticed that I've had it happen after a good eight hours.
I've only ever seen a shadow creature once, though. It started slowly materializing in the corner of my eye, but when I looked at it, it had molded into a faceless version of my older brother. It vanished into a poof of black smoke a second or so after gazing upon it.

I wouldn't look into it, it might be sleep dep.

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had another thing happen last night, around 11pm when I was trying to fall asleep I heard drums beating inside my walls and it was very strange, it reminds me of about a month ago when I heard an elephant screaming outside my window evendoe I live in the east coast United States, I also heard dogs barking this morning when I was in class and my school is nowhere near any dogs or anything, to be honest its just a bit annoying at this point, I don't even ask other people if they hear these things too because they're just gonna stare at me like I'm crazy, I don't think its sleep deprivation since it doesn't only happen to me when I'm tired but it is more often, if I am schizo then I don't really care that much since its not that intense and my girlfriend is schizo too so its not so bad

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>>68940
what the fuck? what does goblin mean???

 β„–68942

is this another one of those dumbass events that no one cares about or remembers in three weeks

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>>68428 (OP)
If it passes its just a psychosis, give it 6 months or so
I'd refrain from telling people and just focus on distinguising whats real from whats not, the delusions will affect you more if you think they're real
Except for the touching I've had most of these and am fine now
>>68430
anti-psychotics are pretty tuff and the only fix they'll come up with
even if you have just a small psychotic episode you'll be addicted for life

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>>68959
oh, one more thing: write down what you see/hallucinate
when you can no longer construct a sentence its bad enough i'd go see dr soyberg



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 β„–68831[Reply]

How would you do this?

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Dont nigga

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become duke nukem

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>I AM ARYAN RACE
<unoriginal

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Uhhh that is not the prostie you want chudcel

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>>68831 (OP)
She looks scary



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 β„–68777[Reply]

What hobbies or interests do you guys have? Maybe i should ask /mtv/ but it seems more fitting to ask here and i like to read this board.
Anyways, recently i have picked up reading, i go to the gym and i like to take walks in forests.
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gym

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>>68777 (OP)
Gym, reading, video games, walking

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>>68796
Its been about a month so mainly just the meaning of words and stuff

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In descending order: mathematics, computer science, chemistry, German studies. I fantasize about drawing and being le heckin cool artist but I find myself to be hopelessly third-rate and I don't really know where to learn.

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>>68905
Also for all the deutschcels in the thread I advise you to pick up a workbook called "German for Reading". I forget the author's name but its definitely dated pre-spelling reform

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>>68777 (OP)
All i do all day is go to school, play gamed watch youtube and explore outside in nature and workout and i love it



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Some people act like it was the best thing they’ve ever experienced, and say that if you didn’t then you’re forever socially stunted, whereas others say it ruined their life or at least regretted it later on. Can I get some insight?
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>>67636 (OP)
>Some people act like it was the best thing they’ve ever experienced
there is no way some afro african zimbaboons actually say this pedophilic shit saars

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>>68924
>spoiler alert: women don't actually mentally age beyond high school.
>implying the chimp gender does

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teen love is full of nonsense drama so you shouldnt care

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I have never had a girlfriend

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I would have been better off not knowing the feeling of being loved than to have it for 3 years and lose it

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negated or something



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>>68756 (OP)
blud is just finding out now

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You're late unc



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how can i stop being obsessed with certain people? like i have 50 literal whos i hate and stalk on a daily basis rather than improving myself to eventiually look down on these people. im extremely sensitive and begin to get hatred for people when they do just something that is wrong according to my wordlview. I mean these people don't even know me but they live rent free in my head. i just want to forget and ignore but i can't. This just slowly kills all of the little joy i still have left in my life
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>>67970 (OP)
DON'T FUCKING STALK THEM THEN YOU FAGGOT JUST LIVE YOUR LIFE AND FORGET ABOUT THEM! IF THEY HAVE NO INFLUENCE IN YOUR LIFE IT MAKES IT LESS HARD TO DO SO! YOU ONLY LIVE THIS LIFE ONCE SO DON'T SPEND IT BEING OBSEEEEEEESSSED

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U need to read nietzche then you’ll be an ubersmench with master morality

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try not thinking about them

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>Free Palestine
>Refugees Welcome

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>>67982
>nietzschefags are itoddlers

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Why don't you go to the gym instead



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 β„–68909[Reply]

I'm but a stain in my family, they're all better, way better than me, my sisters surpass me in every single aspect, and they are disgusted and hateful towards me, they have always seen me as a retard and a burden to the family, but they try their best to hide it with fake smiles and compliments, and guess what? everything they think about me is true, i don't deserve love, attention or support from anybody to my mother i'm a retard, to my father i'm a faggot, to my sister i'm disgusting and a freak, they all hate me, and their hate is righteous, i will never be something in life everything good I do or have I will it spoil sooner or later, the lord has given me a fight that i cannot win

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snca nusoi

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nigga get a job

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>>68909 (OP)
Ive heard the lord alwyas gives you fights u can win but if not then you should go crazy if your not going to go anywhere (just dont kill youself)



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 β„–68467[Reply]

This might be fucked in every possible way but I started being attracted to my friend because we have been talking one on one more recently. I've always thought she was very lovely but never had an attraction to her. The problem is that she has an online boyfriend of like a year and a half. She somewhat complains about him sometimes when we talk, mostly about him pushing his views on to her. I don't know if I should even try anything because it just seems fucked to just sit and wait for her to break up with him even tho its an online relationship that would probably end. Should I try to snap myself out of even liking her or does this seem somewhat feasible.
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>>68467 (OP)
does she have an ex? "edating" is not real dating, no matter how you want it to be, you cant date a person through the pixel matrix

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Keep shit-talking the Clittycel until she hates him too thus choosing you as her next and real partner. The clitycel will just ack because modern day nazis are insufferable sissies. It’s important to know that people who count e-dating on der cord as some form of real relationship are mostly immature or simply not worth it

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>>68797
>cucking a clittycorder is NOT hecking wholesome and trad
blow it out your ass nigger
if OP likes this girl, this is the only course of action, not being an orbiterfag waiting for her to end a fake cord relationship. if he doesn't like her, then none of this matters.
you have to be a gigautist if you think he is genuinely interested in marrying a cord foid btw

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>>68820
>if OP likes this girl, this is the only course of action
Or he could just get over himself like a reasonable person because this is a bad thing to do for everyone involved.
>you have to be a gigautist if you think he is genuinely interested in marrying a cord foid btw
See, you just don't get it because you're a shitskin who only lives for self pleasure. I never said he should marry her, that I think it's possible, that he wanted to, or anything like that. You should only date for marriage; anything else is living would be living within your hedonistic sin. That is simply even more reason for him to not bother with her because he can't get anything truly valuable out of that relationship. You're seeing this as:
>OP should get with a girl because he likes her and he should feel good
But your nigger mind can't comprehend that this isn't what determines the value of relationships and love. There is nothing of value OP can get for his future even if we completely discount the immorality of him having to intentionally break their relationship. You type like a millenial 4cuck btw and you don't belong here. Most people here are around teenagers to young adults who seriouspost on this board because they don't have direction in their lives and you're coaling it up with your shit advice.

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>As I've said OP, what does it say about her that she 'cord-dated this citty leaker for more than a year?
Im kind of thinking that it was a stupid mistake to her back when it started and now she feels like she can't get out of it. Also he wasn't a clitty leaker when they started dating she told me, he just changed I guess.

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>>68801
Yeah I do try to criticize the shit he does I feel is wrong or retarded and gay, but I don't want to like manipulate her into breaking up with him.



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 β„–68588[Reply]

im not sure if many r9kteens can relate, but i think a lot of my lack of social success and status is, to an extent, self imposed. i have been given opportunities to "ascend" in terms of status per se, but i almost always turn them down, because i dont see the costs outweighing the benefits.
<
for example, recently, a (chad) classmate of mine hosted a party with upwards of 80 people in attendance. virtually everybody hes ever went to school with or been acquainted with, except for the most autistic, socially inept aryan beasts managed to receive an invite. though (You) might assume i am one of these autists judging by the fact im leaking about my life on this board, im not. while i am unattractive and a little awkward, i am fully neurotypical. i actually was offered the opportunity to go by my friend's friend that was on good terms with the host and said he could "try and get me in", but i declined. i dont care about the rampant, unrestrained hedonism and sterile socialization that happens at those sort of events. i spent the whole night alone playing postal and browsing poopjak.farty, which is the exact same thing i did instead of attending my school's dance last year. the day after, when i made the mistake of opening instagram (i only use it to talk to my normie friends if that matters), i was bombarded with photos of these normalniggers in their halloween costumes, drinks in hand and with smiles on their faces.
<
i know this is going to sound pretty retarded, but i felt a sort of temporary superiority to everybody i saw in these pictures. these people, every single one of them, said yes to attending this gathering, to shuffle around a dark house until the small hours of the morning getting inebriated, listening to the top 20 nigger rap hits of the year on loop, wearing their unoriginal, half assed costumes, all smiling despite secretly despising one another, all for the sake of raising their social standing in the eyes of their similarly minded, opportunistic peers. i was given this same choice and rejected it so that i could argue about nuvariants and politics on imageboards instead. from what ive observed, the easiest way to increase social status without being physically attractive for anybody under the age of 20 (and maybe over the age of 20, im not that ancient yet), is to just become physically violent and intimidating, a hypersocial junkie or both. while it won't guaraPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>68604
its interesting to hear your experience and you put it into words well. im glad theres other people fighting the fight on this board o algo
>The one piece of advice I would give you is to do more uplifting things in your time instead of playing video games and using shitty.std all day. Read books on philosophy, arts, sciences, anything you want really, just gain knowledge and understand the world. I wish you well and God bless you.
thanks for the advice. i do read real books sometimes, but its always over very small periods, for example i would occasionally read daily but only for3 or 4 days out of ,say, 6 weeks and then not read again until i forced myself to at a later date. i havent read any actual books in quite a bit so i do think i really should pick one up some time soon just for the sake of keeping my brain from decaying further. i wish you the best and may God bless you too
>>68605
>i wouldnt act so high and mighty if you were literally doing nothing other than playing video games and browsing the sharty
im not trying to view myself as some sort of moral paragon of virtue, but i do think that even a mundane life of sitting on my ass and playing vidya is better than the normie life of drug abuse, hypersociality and unquestioning compliance with the decay of morality and the western world as a whole. as for getting a nu hobby, not a lot of things that ive seen interest me all that much. maybe ill find something but its very difficult for me to start something and stick to it o algo
>>68621
thanks for the input. youre a gemmy poster btw if that matters
>>68639
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>>68833
>nothing i wrote in the OP indicates any level of mental illness on my part merely because i choose not to participate in hedonistic activities that dont appeal to me morally and physically.
nobody in their right mind writes all this snca. stop begging bald man glasses website validation and take advantage of the fact that people tolerate you

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>>68838
seca doebeit

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>>68588 (OP)
I sort of know what you mean and I actually do do this but I stead of browsing shartjak.poopy I go to the gym

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>>68833
Stop wanking yourself off just because you don't go to parties and don't take drugs, it's gay

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>>68833
>but i do think that even a mundane life of sitting on my ass and playing vidya is better than the normie life of drug abuse, hypersociality and unquestioning compliance with the decay of morality and the western world as a whole. as for getting a nu hobby,
Playing vidya and using the internet all day is just another (((zog))) imposed psyop to turn people into inactive drooling retards though, you need to learn skills, create and try to earn money so you dont have to wageslave
>>68732
>>68639
Yes he sounds like a 'dditor but some autists do genuinely talk like that and they cant help it, so he could have never used reddit but just writes like that



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 β„–68520[Reply]

I have dieareea

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Why? Diarrhea is a tool by the zig empire to control your body. Just shit normal goyim

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>>68895
Zog* my phone autocorrect is Jewish



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