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 β„–91504[Reply]

im going to see my ex next month at a convention
>did xe invite you or something
no,

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 β„–91384[Reply]

I have never felt lonely in my entire life. Ever since I was a caca I preferred to be alone and do my own thing. I am incapable of relating to people when they complain about being lonely, and everyone thinks im an asshole because of that.

 β„–91500

boiii thats sigma


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 β„–91180[Reply]

Has anyone here used stuff like LSD or shrooms? If so what was it like and do you think it's actually dangerous? Are there any safe ways to have hallucinations, personally I really want to have a few sometime
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 β„–91186

>>91185
Also something funny i just remembered is i tried playing brawlhalla while tripping and i didnt even fight the guy because i didnt see a reason to or something ahahaha

 β„–91187

I did shrooms a couple years ago and really enjoyed it, particularly the closed-eye visuals. They aren't necessarily some life-altering god plant that will give you what you need to do what you need to do, but it's a nice experience regardless.

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>>91180 (OP)

Tried shrooms with my friend like a month ago, I made a thread about it here you might have seen it. All in all I had a great time and I recommend it.

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>>91180 (OP)
You'll have a whole new perspective of life afterwards. Or multiple. Depends on how you wanna see things. Is this a bad thing or a good thing? Depends on how you wanna see things.

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>>91180 (OP)
Okay but like how do you acquire the shit?

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>>91430
shrooms grow on the floor bro you can just pick them up


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 β„–91481[Reply]

>The supposedly "happiest" and "freest" period of my life is me spending most of the time inside my room in bed watching as im more and more isolated and ridiculed, having to do the bare minimum to keep my parents satisfied enough.

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 β„–89867[Reply]

I want a sharty boyfriend but I don't know how to get one?
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 β„–90553

There are no wom*n on the internet.

 β„–90619

i drew dis

 β„–90622

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>>89867 (OP)
Do u actually want one or do u want attention?

 β„–90715

Go down NOW.
unoriginal content o algo asi

 β„–91495

OHHHHH no no no no do nushartcacas really haha? Anyways give me your socials

 β„–91505

ack ack ack troon troon troon


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 β„–91314[Reply]

hate thinking about my future if I even have one, societal expectations and the expectations of my family expect me to work a job in this current state
growing older and realizing I basically have no one other than myself and whatever family member cares enough about me and I'd die the same way I always lived


>20% of my life I'd actually be free and live carefree
>spend 60% of it working some job with pay that gets lower and lower while things get more expensive
>spend the rest of my life being too old to do anything or die in a retirement home abandoned by everyone & forgotten by time
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>>91391
a message that glows so much it radiates

 β„–91455

brap im trans btw

 β„–91461

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>Become a nomad!
<Unoriginal content! You have been muted for 0 seconds.

 β„–91463

go into the woods faggot

 β„–91464

>TSMT when tf is it supposed to get better?? the supposed best part of my life is almost over and i felt like shit through it all, feel like shit now, and feel even worse about my future which will very likely just be me being a worthless nobody for a few decades to then expire
no one promised you a "best part of your life" if u want that u need to do sm about it lol

 β„–91465

>>91314 (OP)
>wants a good life
>doesnt strive for it
everything desirable is scarce and hard to get. if you want it fucking get it


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 β„–91422[Reply]

Does anybaldi here have the fear or forgetting things like childhood memories or old friends?

I often get this randomly so I have to start writing these things into notes but I never fully finish them or continue off, so I just keep making new ones and repeating.

 β„–91432

Don’t worry ab it, when you get to heaven you (a) get all your memories back or (b) you will be happy enough not to care.
Either way there is no used holding on to stuff, like hoarding or having to journal everything. I inherited a similar obsession from my dad, who collects magnets from every place we go, takes pictures of everything, makes picture books, make home videos of stuff we’ve done, and writes his little life chronicle. Not joking it’s insane.
I’m trying to break this autistic impulse (which is probably founded on the fear of the nihilistic void and a need to prove to the universe you existed in a meaningful way), so you should also just let yourself forget things because you aren’t the main character in a narrative, and you must live your life more presently.


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 β„–91406[Reply]

Rate her blowjobs out of 10

 β„–91419

Zero, straight teeth


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 β„–91029[Reply]

Nice clothes, working out, Trt, haircuts. I came to the realization I was pretty much just doing it so other people would like me more when I hated doing it and don’t care at all how I look so I just stopped caring.
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>>91082
obviously if you go in with the presupposition that it will make you popular you'll come out disappointed

 β„–91145

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>Nice clothes, working out, Trt, haircuts. I came to the realization I was pretty much just doing it so other people would like me more when I hated doing it and don’t care at all how I look so I just stopped caring.
^kyslol

 β„–91148

Because "self-improvement" is too often labelled as something you do to get girls or acquire status and so on, when in actuality it should ALWAYS FIRST AND FOREMOST be for yourself and yourself alone. Hence why labelling it as something you do for external validation often leaves people miserable or feeling unfulfilled with their goals or achievements because many of the people preaching self improvement want you to think its for external validation so when you don't get that validation (or it is shallow) you come back and buy more of their stuff. It's for yourself so good on you for realising you were doing it for others. But you should really do some kind of stuff for yourself, you just need to find it within you and you alone.

 β„–91216

>>91090
>>91091
Trt is literally a Jewish scam that does absolutely nothing and costs $400 a month.

 β„–91238

"self improvement" as a concept is pretty stupid imo. i think you should do what makes (You) happy and the rest comes naturally
You shouldn't do it for LE GRILS or because LE INTERNETS told you to

 β„–91403

>>91029 (OP)
i do the nice clothes part for myself, but i haven't gotten a haircut since the start of 2024 when i came to this realization, nor have i been to the gym. i do martial arts for myself, but i don't even know what trt is.


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 β„–91367[Reply]

Dear /r9k/

Your beloved faggots from /b/ decided to write you a letter using one sentence each.

Dear /r9k/
Love, /b/
/letter
How?
Are
You?
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Glistening…

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>Dear /r9k/
>Love, /b/
>/letter
>How?
>Are
>You?
>We
>Hate
>Hate
>Niggers
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 β„–91196[Reply]

My friend has orbited this girl from our school for 3 years(THIS IS SECA)For some background he is a manlet but has had gf before. So he is beating my khhv ass in that regard, and that girl he wants is basically looksmatched, She will never date him. We have a mutual friend group, and have joked about them being together and even her mom jokes about it, but every time it comes up, she looks disgusted. I’m convinced she only sees him as attention.They will call for hours and she will tell Him about guys she LIKES.He doesn’t care he will do anything for her. This includes letting her put make up on him, telling her secrets from our friends, and worst of all babysitting her brother when SHE WANTED TO GO PARTY. I’ve tried to free him from her evil foid hands but he won’t listen and likes her as a friend.
Is there any saving him Soyteens? Or I’m I just a idiot cuck and they will end up dating

 β„–91244

don't try to save him
he needs to learn the lesson himself
or become cuck chair dancer

 β„–91292

>>91196 (OP)
cut contact with his ass unless he stops being a goy

 β„–91377

>>91196 (OP)
ive experienced a guy like this before, he was obsessed with this one chick in high school like 5 years ago and he still brings her up every time i have a conversation with him.
if this guys anything like the guy i know, he probably also tears other people around him down by projecting his problems onto others (this happened with the guy i know to me a lot since im le imageboard using retard)
my advice would be that if hes normal outside of his retarded obsession, you should try to get to him better and tell him to give up but dont break off the relationship because it doesnt really impact you. if hes doing the projecting thing these kinds of guys do, then break it off cause hes being a faggot about it.


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 β„–91366[Reply]

hey i posted some schizolarp last week, sorry if i seemed like a terror threat, i was just caught up in myself.
last post here, letting people know that im not going to bomb, kill, or rape anything because im not really that retarded irl.

 β„–91373

Oh ma gawd you're like my heccin Uncle Ted if he went through with the gender reassignement!


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 β„–90843[Reply]

before I begin this get your "OH GREAT HEAVEN HE'S A FAKECEL"s out before commenting … I am no longer an incel, and honestly due to my general ugliness and fatness I doubt most of you are truthfully lost
<reddit space
<
<oh also warning for sexual content o algo
<you all sometimes seem to have a need for that to prevent major clitty leakage
<
<you're going to see a lot of these
<I find it makes the text both easier to read and to write
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I still miss my ex really badly… I don't want her back at all
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 β„–91054

>long distance relationship

Nusois get cucked by 5.3 mutts geeeeeegg

 β„–91085

>>90843 (OP)
>long distance
BRO…

 β„–91089

>>90843 (OP)
Her boyfriend is eating out her pussy whenever the two of you call.

 β„–91097

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Ignore the demoralizers, good for you OP, may everyone here find love

 β„–91131

>>90843 (OP)
>long distance
jsid

 β„–91372

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I almost believed the having a girlfriend part until you mentioned you're a jeet, kek nice fiction


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 β„–91335[Reply]

Like the post title, I'm Indian, Female, 18, live in India
nobody here likes me, what about any of you?
I'm ugly and nobody who isn't Indian doesn't like me, and everybody who is Indian refuses to date me due to my family's status
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 β„–91338

whoops, cooldown(Β¬_Β¬")

 β„–91340

pleeeeeease daddy quote, lemme supahsaj some niggers(β•₯﹏β•₯)

 β„–91341

fuck this nigger website (πŸ‘Λ‹ _ ˊ πŸ‘)

 β„–91342

>>91337
>>91338
>>91340
fail fail faiol

 β„–91344

>>91335 (OP)
Nobody here likes anybody
share even a piece of yourself on the other boards and you will be mocked immediately, this place is not full of nice people to be honest
my only advice is to just either let go of this shithole while you can or omit details about yourself while posting

 β„–91345

>>91335 (OP)
PLEASE LET ME FUCK
PLEASE I NEED PAJEETA COOCHIE!!!!!!!!!!


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 β„–91257[Reply]

I love Jews and I would love to be one as a goy, but I was born on a Sabbath, giving labors to my mother on a day of rest. I can't deal with this, I can't deal with the fact that my entire existence by itself goes against the strict law of the Torah… Why would Hashem allow this curse to fall upon me fml fml fml fml fml fml

 β„–91339

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Nusios…

 β„–91343

mindbroken goybabble


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