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 β„–88446[Reply]

I've been told that I need to fix my social skills before I turn an unc so it doesn't cement my ineptitude.
But how?
Most of the time I get approached by students at uni they just talk about SIDCA such as their sexbuddies and Netflix shows and if I talk about my actual hobbies they find it weird and express fake interest because they want to slander me later or want free free shit from me. I have never found a person worth talking to irl.
I used to think it's a peer problem because they're all normie wompas that I don't relate to but I tried making friends online, and usually they go "that's cool" and we never talk again because I feel so exhausted of talking to people about the same shit over and over again with no reward or dopamine from it. So now I'm just wondering what the point of talking to people is if it's completely unenjoyable, doesn't cure my loneliness and takes so much time and energy from me.
I know it doesn't necessarily have to be because I enjoy talking to my closest online friend everyday.
What am I doing wrong? What are you even meant to talk about? What's the point?
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Forgive me I posted it twice and alt tabbed so now I can't delete the copy. Jannies pls fix dis

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>>88642
>wompa
I think your problem isn't having no one to talk to, because fuckin anyone is willing to listen, but not being validated for your hobbies.
The strat for women is very simple; just look good.
If you're a butthole slag FAT art dyke nobody is willing to listen to you, the only difference between that and the sub-5 experience is that you're still able to have sex and have other arthoe friends.
Its always a good thing to looksmaxx, and if you looks good as a woman few people will not listen
even if they have no interest initially, they will put in effort and listen intently and engage if you have decent SMV
men will do this to get in your pants obviously, but women will also engage with you to raise their own SMv
>>88643
change your own diaper

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>>88652
Attentionfried cunt, I already said that normies glaze me. I don't want validation but rather someone on my level, you don't get that because you have no hobbies and therefore are sex obsessed. Kys.

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>>88642
meet up with xer you might as well

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>>88662
>you don't get that because you have no hobbies and therefore are sex obsessed.
projection + cope
no such thing as "someone on your level" when you're delusional or so heckin quirky & special with all your awesomesauce special interests that the venn diagram between you and the rest of humanity is two circles wider apart than the red sea and no Moses to spread your asscheeks, but if you did you wouldn't have these mental hangups and a bf by now, sad!
nobody likes a low SMV female because you have a chip on your shoulder, if anyone does get to know you they'll be revolted
<moidtruke space
also hobbies arent labubu's, I understand that the reptilian brain of the eternal foid hardwires you to look for and gather colorful berries, but with hobbies the opposite is true; the more you have the less meaningful they become

 β„–88881

>I'm terminally online and play 24/7 but people online and irl love interacting with me because I'm funny or come up with interesting things to talk about and have strong opinions on certain things.

sure nigga. GEEEEG


 β„–88781[Reply]

tuff-moon on da 'log doe

 β„–88862

I love jojo's but too many trannies like it which upsets me.

 β„–88865

>>88862
Same it’s my favorite manga/anime
Unfortunately part 9 has a tranny main character (a bi one to) but other than that it’s been okay so far I do like acca


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 β„–87827[Reply]

People often forget how sacred your virginity is. To behold it is nothing to be ashamed of, infact it is something you should be proud of. But in this degenerate normalgroidish world and society it is something that marks you as a retard or something of the like. o algo this is just cope tbh
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>>88576
gas the kikes, race war now

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>>87949
>(you) should prolly just wanna accept the Jew World Order
ESL non-white geg

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>>88707
Jeg er norsk. Du er homse.
>>88636
>Wigger did more for the movement than you ever will
<hmm this is a LARP actually
You Will Never be White, shitskin

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>>88716
genuinely what did he accomplish? Also I'm white Australian btw

 β„–88831

>>88630
tsmt dni

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>>88821
He gave our movement an immediate and direct goal with the 14 words + 88 precepts. Without him, White Nationalism would not be nearly as focused as it is now (and it is rather unfocused when you really consider it).


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Hey guys, just wanted to give you an update on Lindsay.

Lindsay now absolutely refuses to clean up after herself at all. She still refuses to use the toilet which is fine but she NEEDS to clean up after herself. Other than that she is an amazing roommate and we all really like her but this is really becoming a problem. Our boyfriends and girlfriends don't even want to come over anymore. She says it isn't a big deal and that we're making a big deal out of nothing. She says she doesn't tell us how or where to use the bathroom and it isn't her problem that the rest of us just happened to agree on using a specific place to shit when we met and that having roommates means having to make compromises sometimes and putting aside our differences to keep peace in the house and that everyone is hanging up on her.

I went to the shop where she works and from talking to her co-worker it seems like she doesn't behave this way at work or I assume he would have said something so I don't know what her deal is. She refuses to actually discuss this. She doesn't know this yet but Josh is considering moving back with his parents in Wisconsin.

I got along with Lindsay right away when we met and is a super close friend but this is making me wonder if our friendship will even last. Thanks for listening again you guys and I'll keep you guys posted.

 β„–85268

What the fuck did i stumble on

 β„–88785

what th e fuck. s

 β„–88836

>please help us find 26 year old dorothy victoria moksa
marge?

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>>88836
what the fuck?
https://sortedbyname.com/letter_m/moksa.html


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 β„–88574[Reply]

>glasses
>cute but not as conventionally hot for other guys to like her as well
>slightly autistic, likes the same nofono as you do
>understands you and you understands her
>likes to draw
How much more suffering do I have to endure to find a foid like that? do they even exist? I thought i had found her once, but she didnt want me and i just wasted my time (she is like lesbian or ace or something she always comes up with something different to basically tell me i'll never have a chance with her). my only girlfriend ever was also a bit like this but we broke up after like 2 weeks because she is also a lesbian who just used me as a rebound, so i broke up with her (if i tried to continue it past that point i would had probably got cucked) and she ended up going back to her dyke ex and i just ended up as a betabuxx.
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>>>88574 (OP)
>I'm trying to form a hypothesis. As a teenager (~2017-2022) did you watch storytime animators on youtube? Or something similar?
Nigga I was watching those videos all the time as a kid/preteen between 2016-2019. Does anyphono remember that channel Planet Dolan?

 β„–88713

The bar is so low man this is depressing

 β„–88714

>>88574 (OP)
I had one of these once, she still cheated on me with chad and got ran through by dozens of nine-inch cocks

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>>88574 (OP)
Watch out for autism larpers OP

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>>88715
I'd still tap dat

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>>88582
>1.67
><5'6
ggwp


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 β„–88746[Reply]

New datamining thread please take this SNCA test and post results for data collection purposes

Pic is my actual results I promise you I'm not joking

Test: https://www.idrlabs.com/global-promiscuity/test.php
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Got Taiwan

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based
i dont consider myself too conservative, i just hate porn and prostitution. im just a virgin volcel at 21yo it isnt that bad

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Never been to the Czech Republic nor do I know much about their culture so idk what this means

 β„–88814

>>88746 (OP)
OP here 'teens with another SNCA piece of info, I retook the test spending a bit longer on the questions and after remembering something that I had actually done to an extent that was relevant to the questions and I got Taiwan (Very Conservative)

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>>88814
I got China (SECA)

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i like to fuck, what else can i say?? too much of a sperg for a real relationship but i can mask enough to lay some pipe


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 β„–8207loop[Reply]

Baby
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its going up

 β„–74606

GO UP!
<unoriginal content o algo

 β„–75144

ultranegrobump

 β„–75534

nigger bumo

 β„–83245

i never even knew this thread existed

 β„–88787

i joined when this thread was made


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 β„–85303[Reply]

>Hey hunky, want to go on /r9k/ with me?
<Yeah sure.
>What do you think?
<Get this jarty shit off of my screen.

 β„–88786

gemmmmmmmmmeraldie


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 β„–88752[Reply]

how do i console someone who is grieving, as a sperg
i heard a story of a woman breaking up with her autistic boyfriend because he couldnt console her when her brother died o algx asi
which makes me worried because if i ever have a girlfriend i dont want it to end like that
video unrelated

 β„–88760

don’t worry you’re never going to get a girlfriend anyways since you spend all day shitting out your organs to own da jooos

 β„–88765

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>spending all day shitting out your organs to own da jooos

 β„–88783

Thats just fucking great, the vidrel made me look into fluorosis and now I know why my teeth have white stains on them.

I don't think da worms are quite as bad as people think, and we shouldn't be taking horse-grade dewormers to treat them, the dosage would be too high. It definitely is strange that humans NEVER have check-ups for parasites or any even periodic treatments for them, and since alcohol, sugar, grains, fried food and processed food ALL help parasites, we should be taking it more seriously now then ever.

When somebody is grieving you should make sure to check if they are feeling alright regularly, tell them you are here if they need someone to talk to, if you live in the same house take over some of their chores and help them out in general. DON'T be a retard who goes and asks them "are you ok" multiple times within an hour, ask them things like "how are you feeling". Obviously they aren't ok, they lost someone they care about.


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 β„–88594[Reply]

i got ligma guys what do i do
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 β„–88621

deworm

 β„–88622

just deworm nigga

 β„–88683

im afraid there's not much you can do…

 β„–88696

>>88608 ligma balls

 β„–88719

lick ur balls or something

 β„–88780

who the fuck is steve jobs?


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 β„–86206[Reply]

would you have a boymoder bf/gf if they loved you
i think i would
yes i most definitely would
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>>86303
>Foids are not that fucking difficult to talk to,
>Most of them are vain, worthless, and a bore to talk to.
Nigga get some pussy lmfaoooo

 β„–88602

>>87054
>If you've ever had an interaction with a real girl, you'd know this. You'd know how nice they smell and how soft their skin is. Trannies will never compare, no matter how many drugs they pump into themselves.
TSMT

 β„–88604

This entire thread is just a massive shitflinging circlejerk. JSTD

 β„–88702

>>86206 (OP)
I'd thoroughly deworm first.

 β„–88703

no nigga shut up

 β„–88774

>>86206 (OP)
Turkroach go back to /pol/


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 β„–88768[Reply]

am I still a useless nigger without friends if I only have online friends

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wow, soyjak. thats depressing. i can't believe you just wore my friendless neet useless nigger costume when you even have online friends
>"i have online friends"
Cool faggot, I'm stone cold friendcel. I've never felt the friendship of a human in my life you fucking nigger. I'm stone cold.


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 β„–88723[Reply]

I am so fucking tired, 'teens. My uncle (where i derive a lot of my traits) is in the process of divorce initiated by my aunt. No women are interested in me but the one I was interested in is taken by an asshole. I have a few friends still but I want to keep it platonic even if they arent the most interested in me whatoever because they're the few friendships that i have. its really, really fucking hard to find anyone interested me other for my looks

 β„–88725

why do you want to fuck your aunt?

 β„–88729

>>88725
he doesn't say he does

 β„–88730

kill everyone in this situation and then yourself

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>>88730
Aryan asf


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 β„–88697[Reply]

How do you cope with loneliness as a friendless NEET?

 β„–88704

I never suffer when I'm alone, but I do have friends.

 β„–88705

Also I have a job

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<Unoriginal content space

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>>88705
oh, and im also trans, if that matters :3

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>>88706
<rΠ΅ddit9k

 β„–88727

The sherdee for some conversation, otherwise I just engage in my hobbies and go outside. If you spend time outdoors in nature it doesn't feel that bad.


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 β„–88676[Reply]

what to do. these guys made friends with me after about six months of avoiding everyone at college. i can't just leave them. im antisocial. i dont work well with friends i dislike normies and my personality is mean. have i screwed myself. if i desert them ill be the ultimate arsehole
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>>88691
They don’t invite you to do stuff with them outside of class?

 β„–88699

Being shy is being an asshole, it's the same thing, you either have to change or embrace

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>>88698
no lol and i am glad. we sometimes get goyslop after but i always get pissed at them for certain things

 β„–88701

ive deserted people b4. like out of blue. idk. weird trait i guess. not going to psychanalyse.
'Nobody broke your heart
You broke your own
'Cause you can't finish what you start'

 β„–88711

im sorta like this too.
not that i had a lot of friends in my life, but i eventually lost them all by just avoiding them for no reason.

 β„–88717

>>88700
I don’t think you’re very good friends, then, so it shouldn’t matter


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