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 β„–80848[Reply]

how come people are so negative nowadays? i check youtube sometimes but dont really use it as i have mostly disconnected myself with most social media, and everything i see is people talking about "OH MY FAUCI THIS POLITICAL STUFF IS SO SERIOUS ITS GONNA KILL EVERYONE" or its some snca celebrity drama about a guy who "ruined his career" but is still relevant.
<reddit space
this is so raisin, why are people so sad nowadays man, i know politics matter but dam nigga we aren't at war, to be fair im a bit of a normie when it comes to politics because i think its all retarded so idk much about what's even happening rn

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Because ragebaiting, eschatology, and pornography are the winning metas in the era of mass electronic communication. It's baked into the cake

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>>80849
that's true, society is definitely becoming dumber because of this

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>>80850
We will eventually develop adaptations to the predators which exist in the modern network landscape



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 β„–80771[Reply]

Why aren't you playing on /craft's server? Why aren't you logging onto mc.soyjak.st and heckin playing it? Why aren't you harassing tenor for being a tranny-janny?

>mc.soyjak.st

 β„–80784

snca
<Unoriginal content! You have been muted for 0 sec-ACK!

 β„–80902

stop wasting your fucking time on a zog game



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 β„–80841[Reply]

Is the only way to stop gooning is to distract yourself?

 β„–80844

I play lots of GTA wich helped me to cope i like to kill the Troons and Jews there but recently got reminded the Hookers exists so that really sucks

 β„–80845

Meditate or something

 β„–80847

just live your life and forget about it, thats the simplest way to stop it. find other things to do, homework, working out, drawing, gaming, etc. eventually it goes away.



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 β„–80790[Reply]

IF YOU ARENT AT LEAST DOING THIS BASIC (BEGINNER) STACK ITS FUCKING OVER FOR YOU

TEST E/CYP 500mg /week
HCG 1000IU/WEEK

SARMS PROTOCOL (Separate cycles or specific timing)
8-Week Cycle:
- Ostarine: Dose TBD (daily, 8 weeks)
- MK-677: 10mg daily (5 days on, 2 off, 8 weeks, 2 off, repeat)
4-Week Cycle:
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>>80790 (OP)
>hi how are you

 β„–80803

'teen, if you want to kill yourself before 30, you don't have to inject and ingest half heccin' periodic table in yourself. There are easier ways to do that.

 β„–80805

Clav on the 'log

 β„–80817

Op is a massive schizo but he's taking all the wrong meds

 β„–80823

just eat raw liver and brain

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>>80817
the actual list is literally 4 times longer than this but its way bigger than the body limit on the sharty



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 β„–80812[Reply]

So I haven't seen any porn or jerked off in about 60 days and I've noticed a lot of benefits, including:
>More focus
>More time
>Bigger erections
>Less lustful
But one problem that has started to arise is that every other day for the past week, I've been getting very vivid, mostly very horny dreams. It first started with a dream where I was running away from a guy with a gun and he wasn't trying to kill me, but he was taunting me all the time. I thought nothing of it and assumed it was because of stress (because running in dream or falling indicates a feeling of fleeting time due to obligations). The next dream, I was sitting in my bed rock hard and thought "Why don't I try to suck my dick?" And not only did I manage to suck my dick, I actually came in my dream. When I woke up, I was super confused and immediately checked my underwear, although there wasn't anything there. And just last night, I had another dream where I was sitting in bed watching porn whilst jerking off, and what's weird about this dream is the fact that I could sense my beating hard, the dick in my right hand and my phone in the other.
Is this common for people who are PMO-free?

 β„–80815

it's only common for neutralpliers



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 β„–77999[Reply]

I need to r/offmychest
<
I used to be around femboy groomcord circles most of my teenage years, but by now I've been out of that niggerhell for 2-3 years.
I'm still a faggot though.
I want to find a woman and have children and start a family and follow Christ, but I'm dating a cross dressing twink. It feels like I'm just continuing the cycle I escaped from. I'm leaving in less than two weeks to go to basic training so I hope I can just cut contact, but that feels scummy and would be pussy. Also I dont want to be a fag in the military cuz thats gay. Ive been going to church recently and thats helped but I keep talking to him anyway because he's cute and makes me smile.
am i just doomed to be a fag and go to hell?
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>>77999 (OP)
Literally me but I abandoned my hot femboy and trying to get back this girl I still like in a few years so we can start a family. It’s retarded and false hope but I a nigga needs something to go on.

 β„–80434

>I'm leaving in less than two weeks to go to basic training
These are the people "defending" our country and they wonder why i despise the army and think everyone in it needs to be thrown off a 1000 story building

 β„–80462

>being this cucked by a sandnigger religion

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>hit the gym, and you'll stop being a faggot.
<oegenaoso

 β„–80504

sorry for the xitter rant, but i also struggle with the topic at hand, except ive never had a relationship with anyone, i was convinced that i was 100% straight for a long time and that identity made sense to me and was important to me. i was never attracted to men in any way and i used to have crushes on girls and all that, but after all of the EPI, being called gay as an insult (cuz i was a crybaby and likely autistic caca so that mightve stuck with me), the influence from other retards because of always being forced to be with the other weirdos and the brainwashing of unrestricted internet access with constant interaction with fags i think some of this shit actually got to me somehow. i mainly blame it on all that stuff and the furry shit making me start becoming a degenerate and falling down the gooner rabbit hole. its a blessing i stopped sooner or i might've become something lower than sub human. point is: ive looked at stuff i can never unsee, and i cant undo things i did in the past and this makes me seethe. this was never meant to happen, i DESPISE this doubt about whether i actually am irreversibly a fag or if i was never one at all. i hang onto the possibility that it can either be reversed or that this is just brain bullshit because of trauma but everywhere i search im told that im "born this way", that we cant change this, that the hatred is just "internalized phobia" or some troon shit, and that fucking makes me lose my shit. if i didnt know that dwelling on it just makes it worse, i'd have ropemaxxed a while ago. i havent done that because i dont think it would fix the problem (if god exists and such) and i wouldnt dare leaving my family who has already suffered enough. the parasite theory is kinda schizo but i wouldn't be against trying lmao. im trying my best out here but i don't see much hope, but id rather die or celibatemaxx than live just accepting to add another mental illness to my "collection", why would i ever accept to be someone i hate? i already hate most of my traits without this shit.

 β„–80859

>vlodposters are groomed faggots
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG



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 β„–80806[Reply]

new chan just dropped vains . 0rg lmfao no traps ggs


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 β„–80769[Reply]

you redpill niggerfaggots cant even begin to fathom what life is like as a truly ugly, short neurodivergent male. i cant enjoy any hobbies, they don't distract from the fact that i'm biologically unlovable. i cant even fantasize about having an imaginary gf because realistically i dont see how any woman would be genuinely attracted to me.

>inb4 'just put yourself out there bro'

>inb4 'just get hobbies bro'
>inb4 'love isnt everything bro'

god i fucking hate normies
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How tall are you nigga

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>>80770
Kys anime pedo

 β„–80796

>>80769 (OP)
normies won, keep crying incelcuck

 β„–80797

and we should feel bad for you… because?

 β„–80802

>>80788
normalDEITIES ovvn (You) lil' vro…

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>>80769 (OP)
>i cant enjoy any hobbies, they don't distract from the fact that i'm biologically unlovable
this is the most gay nigger retard excuse ever



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 β„–80678[Reply]

I'm gonna do it with my gf at the bonfire boys.its gonna be a real ho down. a hootinanney.

 β„–80718

I barely understand what this means but
SNCA

 β„–80792

kys this is a truecel board

 β„–80794

Make sure you still call yourself a loser incel Chud more after this!



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 β„–80242[Reply]

Daily reminder that once you start going out with a foid, she will want you all to herself because all foids are jews with bottomless greed. Stay safe folx.

 β„–80243

Good thing that'll never happen to anyone here

 β„–80759

nornik zwyczajny didnt say that

 β„–80761

Get an arranged marriage or get out

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>>80759
He always says this doe

 β„–80783

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>putting legal@soyjak.st in the email box

 β„–80787

>Daily reminder that once you start going out with a foid, she will want you all to herself because all foids are jews with bottomless greed. Stay safe folx.
based if true, unfortunately this aint the case



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 β„–79820[Reply]


this board and its culture are irony poisoned by reiko and pinkpilling

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>>79820 (OP)
wat the original /r9k/?

 β„–80234

>>79883

Yeah it's mainly about original /r9k/ but you can definitely see it with how much porn, fagbait, and troonery is posted on here

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>>79820 (OP)
ive been here since like >>40000 and bro yall just say shit about sharty/r9k/ like bro this place is good

 β„–80249

sharty r9k is top 3 boards, there's two or three troon trash but the rest is pretty cool

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>>>79820 (You) (OP)
>ive been here since like >>40000 and bro yall just say shit about sharty/r9k/ like bro this place is good

>sharty r9k is top 3 boards, there's two or three troon trash but the rest is pretty cool

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>>80624
nigga 3 of those are inane bait (idk bout the sparklebrim though)
1 of em announced
>I have enough of these to bait the nusoi
on /a/ ou algo
just 'jak em or something



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 β„–80643[Reply]

I need your help, 'teen. As a kid I got EPI'd and spent most of my life masturbating to some retarded fetishes. Now I am not attracted to regular sex and bodies. Is there a way to undo this or am I fucked for life? If I do a break from fapping for few months, would I be able to slowly introduce myself to normal sex and fix the issue?
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 β„–80741

>First, try to goon as little as possible. I'm not talking about months-long nofap streaks. Instead, just reduce the frequency as much as you can. Beating your meat once a week is completely normal.

No it's not don't even try to touch your pecker because it can revive your addiction.

>I can just look at a photograph of a naked woman with big tits and jerk off while imagining myself having rough passionate sex with her.


I'd obviously rather do that then gooning any r34 tranime garbage but not ideal

 β„–80744

>>80739
I do workout, but I struggle to get enough protein and sometimes calories. After being stuck for a long time being underweight, I more or less managed to start gaining weight. I feel like I am also making little progress… Whenever I workout I just want to kill myself from how little weight I lift, from how little pull-ups I can do. I am just so fucking weak. Not sure what am I doing wrong that I am still that pathetic.

 β„–80745

>>80744
>Whenever I workout I just want to kill myself from how little weight I lift, from how little pull-ups I can do

I usually try to lift as much as possible in both home and the gym. However i feel humiliated because of my height and being less stronger then many others

 β„–80748

>>80745
Same, that's why I workout at home. That also saves a lot of time and is cheaper. How tall are you, btw?

 β„–80749

>>80748
>Same, that's why I workout at home. That also saves a lot of time and is cheaper.

Yes but working out at the gym seems more effective to me

>How tall are you, btw?


Around 1,71 meters.

 β„–80750

>>80749
>Yes but working out at the gym seems more effective to me
Gym definetly has more equipment. And probably higher quality.
>Around 1,71 meters.
Technically that shouldn't be much below average in most countries and short guys would be more interested in gym, but still I see so much tall guys in the gym.



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 β„–80157[Reply]

we're at the point where even the most bluepilled of normgroids know that all of the world's most wealthy & prestigious individuals, from the british royal family to jewish hollywood executives, are all a part of or at least heavily implicated in a gigantic worldwide globohomo pedophile-sadist cabal. things that normies wrote off as not mattering (how does it affect you personally, CHUD?) or a schizo conspiracy for leaky chudcels have been proven true. the most brootal part of it all is that nothing is going to happen.
<
there will be no insurgency or global uprising, or even assassinations or terrorist attacks against the satan-worshipping elite or their institutions. people will gawk at it, make memes and jewtube videos, then forget about it in 2 weeks and move on to the next shiny thing. the average normalgoy is so mindraped, emasculated and docile that the jews in power could literally livestream themselves raping children in the middle of times square for 24 hours straight and nothing would happen to them. people would leak about it, but then just a few days later they would return to talking about the newest BASED CLAVICULAR SYDNEY SWEENEY STRANGER THINGS DUBAI CHOCOLATE AGARTHA ANDREW TATE TIKTOK SITUATION or whatever else is being peddled towards double digit IQ retards and children in the current zeitgeist. anybody who rejects this and instead wants to talk about things like large scale demographic replacement, poor economic and social conditions, rising crime in tandem with rising immigration and the absurdly evil behaviour exhibited by the psychopathic freaks who lord over this world are labelled as weird and socially shunned.
<
what i can't fully grasp, though, is why this is the case for truly right wing amerimutts. (You) have guns, (You) could do something if you wanted to, something impactful, but (You) never do. if a chudcel does decide to take action, it will only result in 5-20 civilian casualties, a couple of news headlines plus a few braniggers and spergs jerking off to their memory, with nobody of any remarkable influence directly impacted. there have been large scale ideological, political and societal revolutions in prior centuries, so why not now? unless the current system is dismantled and replaced entirely, there is no future for western civilisation. it will continue down this path of subtle decay and neuroticism until what's left of europe is a coPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 β„–80611

Keep posting, soycucks.

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>If you want to see revolutions that sucked ass, look at the French revolution, Russiand revolution

 β„–80614

chuddies, not like this…
<
Getting your heckin wholesome clittycel fascist state in a country like the US is out of the question, maybe in smaller homogenous Europoor countries, but the US never. Since I'm not a complete dickhead I will offer some advice to you chuddies because evendoe I'm not a chud I do sympathies with SOME of your objectives.
<
The way to get something you want with the ruling class is by bargaining with what you have, OP mentioned bargaining with force (armed uprising) but that's mostly LARP I feel, instead you should be bargaining with your LABOUR. A general strike of key industries could singlehandedly bring a country to its knees. I know most of you have poor opinions of unions and other socialist/commie adjacent movements (modern day "communism" is completely pozzed I will admit) but when you research the late 19th and early 20th labour movement you'll realise how keyed it was, take Australia for example, one of the most fervent proponents of the white Australia policy was actually unions because the ruling English class kept important chinese and pacific islanders as scab labour and layed off the Irish who made up a very large percentage of the Aussie workers. Anti-immigration was also a universal opinion of Australian socialists, the communist party was slightly different to unions as they were opposed to the white Australia policy but they heavily supported anti-immigration because they believed it was used to drive wages down, they just believed it was more of an economic than a racial issue.
<
Since then unions around the world have been buck broken by governments who then imported 67 thrembillion jeets and muzzies as cheap labour and to divide the working class. The only way to get the government to practice remigration (or really anything) is to force them through pure economic might as thats the only language the ruling class speaks. At the end of the day it all comes down to economics, the "great replacement" isn't happening because of a shadowy cabal of DA JOOZ as idealistic chuds in this thread will say, but because workers will migrate to where there is work and wages are high and bosses want employees they can pay at the lowest prices.

 β„–80615

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>>80377
>Mosely won btw
He was bankrolled by both Italy and Germany, had multiple aristocratic and influential supporters (even Edward VIII and the Daily Mail was sympathetic to Hitler and the fascists) and STILL managed to fuck things up. The communist party mogged them btw as despite getting persecuted literally everywhere they still had double the members of the fascists, also the BUF were pussies who had to get the police to fight commieGODS and JewDEITIES at cable street and STILL lost against a rag tag group of counter protesters.
<
Even Mussolini and Hitler though he was a loser
"I think he was always doomed to failure, fortunately."- Big M
"More of a thinker rather than a doer"- Hitler

 β„–80641

>>80615
>despite getting persecuted literally everywhere they still had double the members of the fascists
the US and england were backing communists ever since trotsky you niggerlicious faggot

 β„–80731

>>80641
Genuine question, are you slow in the head? Both countries sent troops to Russia in the civil war that fought the reds, look up the thrembillion red scares in the US, dekemvriana in Greece, Malaya, Vietnam, the British literally training ustase members to destabilise Yugoslavia, countless other examples. Fascists act like they’re the underdogs going up against the heckin evil commies supported by da jooz and the elites evendoe it’s the complete opposite and the blackshirts and Nazis both had major support from the elite



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 β„–80727[Reply]

Can soyjaks be a topic of conversation?

 β„–80729

They'll just confuse them for woahjacks or something



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 β„–80724[Reply]

I hate how most threads here are seen as bait
"This has to be bait"
No nigga, people are actually fucked up!
And it's YOUR job to help and advise them
Better give advice to 1 real and 1 fake than to think both are bait

 β„–80725

This but its on a dnb board so nophono cares

 β„–80726

I assume all posts are real even rate me threads because you never know if OP posted someone who kinda looks like themselves or if a problem that is bait is actually sort of related to a problem they actually have or that someone reading might be going through something similar



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