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Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 22:14:26 №92727 [Reply]

I know I should get out my house more and le socialize, but really have no idea where to go. Any ideas?
>inb4 cafe, bar
no meme answers

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Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 15:36:22 №92745

>>92728
tsmt____kekekekek

Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 21:52:18 №92762

>>92731
>>92728
nigga i might as well go be a VR chat furry then
irl is important

Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 21:52:46 №92763

>>92733
no… clubs and school would make things easy

Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 21:55:11 №92765

hobby places are nice

Chud 07/16/26 (Thu) 00:04:56 №92773

>>92765
tell me about your experience with them
where'd you go, did you make friends, etc

Chud 07/21/26 (Tue) 10:56:10 №93102

Go do an activity. Find a local amateur sports group, or hobby group like board games, or literally anything that involves meeting other people irl and doing something together. If there are people who attend regularly, you will be more likely to make friends with them

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How to stop being retarded? Chud 07/21/26 (Tue) 03:30:04 №93088 [Reply]

How do I stop being a massive retard? Every waking moment of my life i act like a bumbling moron. It doesn't matter who I talk to, I can tell that I come off absolutely terribly retarded and it bothers people. I do not know how to stop it. I am plagued by this inexplicable anxiety that compounds this issue of just terrible mental anguish. I know the things I am anxious about are unlikely to happen yet I continue to have this massive worry. Its in the brief moments of respite that I have that just cause me to ruminate on this and then cause me to worry about my fucked up brain and mental state.
Is there any hope at all? How do I stop being retarded?

Chud 07/21/26 (Tue) 04:48:23 №93092

>I am plagued by this inexplicable anxiety that compounds this issue of just terrible mental anguish. Its in the brief moments of respite that I have that just cause me to ruminate on this and then cause me to worry about my fucked up brain and mental state.
elliot rodger ahh post 💀💀

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I fucking hate midwits online. Chud 07/20/26 (Mon) 12:50:01 №93051 [Reply]

>Man I am really jealous of astronauts I really want to go to space too…
<Heh… Dont you know, Le space is actually le empty and le boring?
>I wish i could live on the moon…
<Heh… Dont you know, le moon has le micro-meteors and cosmic rays and no atmosphere and sheit, you could die in any moment. You would be homesick after the few first weeks and go insane or something. I for one would like to stay in the comfort of our big blue beautiful planet and drink soylent all day while consuming bone chilling slow burn 4k kino movies all day while not contributing to mankind being famous and cool is le bad actually because of le responsibilities or something.
>Man I appreciate the concern but its been always been my dream to sail the cosmos.
<ermn… Dont you know you are less than a sand of grain in teh grand scheme of the universe your dreams mean nnothing o algo.
>…Kill yourself.

Chud 07/20/26 (Mon) 12:51:01 №93052

Space is fake and gay

Chud 07/20/26 (Mon) 15:46:25 №93058

>>93052
tsmt just one big retarded distraction

Chud 07/20/26 (Mon) 17:29:21 №93061

they're studying pre-cambrian ancestor microbes deep in the kermadec trench space is a lie they want you to avert your eyes because the sea people are real and they are trying to assimilate with moloch

Chud 07/21/26 (Tue) 00:17:09 №93085

>>93061
Marged schizorald

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Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 23:37:18 №92877 [Reply]

the thought of having to meet someone new, learn about their interests, hobbies, meet their family and go through another talking stage again and overwrite everything you knew about your ex

i'm tired boss

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Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 01:39:54 №92950

>the thought of having to meet someone new, learn about their interests, hobbies, meet their family and go through another talking stage again
sounds alright
>overwrite everything you knew about your ex
memory doesnt work like that + GTFO filthy sex haver

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 16:59:13 №92979

>>92950
okay maybe you have an easier time when it comes to building connections with people, thats great
>memory doesnt work like that + GTFO filthy sex haver
it wasnt meant to be taken literally, but i would have to fill all the time and brain space i would usually dedicate to one person to another its just weird to me

maybe im autistic

Chud 07/20/26 (Mon) 19:29:48 №93069

>>92877 (OP)
you can avoid this by never having an ex by never being in a relationship

Chud 07/20/26 (Mon) 20:05:34 №93073

>>93069
too late for that now innit

Chud 07/20/26 (Mon) 20:06:32 №93074

>>92979
sexhaver problems + larping as autistic to be quirky
verdict is gtfo

Chud 07/20/26 (Mon) 20:48:36 №93081

>>92877 (OP)
>>92979
I'm a gambling man.
Many people do not like what I do but I cant help it, I really cannot. They think I get some perverse pleasure from watching the dice roll, from casting them with my own sweaty palm. I will tell you no such thing is the case, in fact, a gambler feel nothing in those moments, nothing except for fear.
There will never be a day on which I will not be gambler. I might have no money but I'll still gamble. Make promises, break them just as easily. Thats why people dont trust me anymore. Waking up in a cold sweat at the party, a new post. Fear. I know I cant stop myself, but it all makes sense to me. Whenever I gamble I try to be as confident as possible.
Its a foid.

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Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 15:40:45 №92135 [Reply]

I'm Jewish but I have a bizarre mental disorder that causes me to simultaneously deny and celebrate the Holocaust and swear allegiance to Hitler while denouncing the Talmud and advocating for TKD. Should I be concerned? Nobody believes me.
It's getting really bad. I was at my cousin's bar mitzvah last year and I suddenly felt an uncontrollable urge to shout "Heil Hitler" while doing a double Roman salute. Nobody believes me. It's like I'm possessed by an evil spirit that compels me to do the most antisemitic thing possible in almost any scenario. It's like having Tourette's but specialized for antisemitism.

Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 16:29:01 №92137

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Congrats, faggot

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 17:56:07 №92700

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>I'm Jewish but I have a bizarre mental disorder that causes me to simultaneously deny and celebrate the Holocaust and swear allegiance to Hitler while denouncing the Talmud and advocating for TKD. Should I be concerned? Nobody believes me.
>It's getting really bad. I was at my cousin's bar mitzvah last year and I suddenly felt an uncontrollable urge to shout "Heil Hitler" while doing a double Roman salute. Nobody believes me. It's like I'm possessed by an evil spirit that compels me to do the most antisemitic thing possible in almost any scenario. It's like having Tourette's but specialized for antisemitism.
originale

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 18:15:09 №92702

>>92135 (OP)
Many such cases in actual fact!

Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 21:53:10 №92764

i don't believe you either

Chud 07/20/26 (Mon) 17:00:24 №93060

Hi Richard Stallman

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I’m 21 and I’ve never been happy in life Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 05:57:10 №92955 [Reply]

I've never been happy in life and nothing makes me happy. I hate people and I hate humanity. I'm also insanely socially anxious (despite socializing everyday) which makes me the most awkward human in existence, I want to quit my job and live back with my parents and just nothing. Unfortunately I'm too scared of death so suicide isn't an option. I feel so pain and anxiety, I don't know what to do

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Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 16:11:47 №92973

man if you have no hope left i can only recommend meds that will fake the happiness for you

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 17:23:52 №92982

Life now for a lot of guys is about finding healthy ways to cope, turning horrible into bad or tolerable

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 17:24:29 №92983

This a good video of good copes

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 17:45:45 №92993

>I've never been happy in life
i hate niggers that lie like this for attention

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 21:03:57 №93007

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Bro you're not Elliot Rodger, just take a bluepill you attention seeking nigger gegegegegeg

Chud 07/20/26 (Mon) 15:47:14 №93059

>>92983
that's video on what you shouldn't be doing geg

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Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 21:09:34 №93008 [Reply]

KILL ALL CELLULOIDS AND HIPLETS

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 22:56:12 №93010

Only trust girls who wear skirts. Only way to know they dont have nasty cellulite shit

Chud 07/20/26 (Mon) 00:20:40 №93017

i don’t get the big deal over hip dips it’s something you don’t really even notice until pointed out, after kinda realising what they were don’t most women have them? idk seems stupid. cellulite is nasty doe

Chud 07/20/26 (Mon) 02:11:04 №93026

cellulites arent even that bad mane

Chud 07/20/26 (Mon) 03:10:32 №93028

>>93017

Oh my Gooood mane, are yall that fucking retarded??? No one gives a shit moron, its funny to see them bitching how its "unchangeable bone structure" like incels dont kill themselves over their height and looks every day

Chud 07/20/26 (Mon) 08:34:08 №93040

Hiplets are honestly disgusting only desperate loser would date a hiplet

Chud 07/22/26 (Wed) 18:49:29 №93167

toknigger go back you are not welcome here

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Chud 07/20/26 (Mon) 06:07:32 №93034 [Reply]

u

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Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 19:06:28 №92750 [Reply]

I was about to goon, but then I remembered how detrimental porn is for my OCD, and that immediately killed the urge.

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Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 06:28:26 №92958

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>>92755
I wish I could just goon all day instead of wasting all of my time on tiktok and jewtube. Sounds epic but how do you bypass post nut clarity? If I could jailbreak my dick from it I would be going ham on my cock.

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 12:46:58 №92965

>>92900
what the fuck is that image

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 13:09:51 №92967

>>92965
go back to your discord server pig

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 16:10:54 №92972

>>92958
abusing stims and pde-5 inhibitors
i dont recommend it though, my friend did this and it fried his dopamine so hard he didnt get out of bed for two whole days

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 20:13:16 №93001

>>92972
nah blvd ts is crazy BLuD ts fryin me bl\/d
too hole dayz? rest in peace nigga press f to pay respect

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 23:29:50 №93016

>>93001
adderall, tadalifil, pramipexole

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Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 21:59:28 №92766 [Reply]

is marriage risky? what do (You) think about it?

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Chud 07/18/26 (Sat) 08:36:56 №92894

dont marry a white woman, problem solved

Chud 07/18/26 (Sat) 22:42:17 №92935

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>dont marry a white woman, problem solved
<unogtent

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 06:25:11 №92957

Tbh i think i'm better off without dating and marriage
<but sex and kids or some raisin
I mean yea, that could be nice but, it doesn't pay off in the end, and you'll just loose your mind. I think i'd rather be wompaless and happy than with wompa and stressed from time to time

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 16:41:29 №92978

Very very much so. You have to be very lucky with the girl you end up with

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 17:50:35 №92994

>>92876
okay nigger, go to a school club, take off your shirt and play a sport while chicks play a different sport close to your court. see if a chick checks you out and go from there. if you become captain you can change the scheduling to play your sport when female teams are playing nearby. discipline problem solved

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 19:06:57 №92998

i would stay lean and silently pressure my wife to work out. I dont want to "let myself go" even when i get older, so one of the things i look for in girls is whether they like sports/working out

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Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 03:27:39 №92819 [Reply]

Buying a sleep mask was the greatest decision of my life since usually my sleep schedule is shit due to doomscrolling the Sharty all night and gooning. I can finally sleep and not feel like shit in the morning it's something that makes my night a little less shittier I should have started using these things sooner.

Chud 07/18/26 (Sat) 22:07:00 №92930

>>92819 (OP)

I reccomend also taking some melatonin

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 16:01:49 №92970

I recommend not staying up too late at night geg, normalizing ruined sleep schedule is niggerhell

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 17:52:54 №92995

>>92819 (OP)
>needs to have his eyes restrained to sleep since he cant stop gooning and using devices late at night
thats sad OP, fix your life

Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 18:20:15 №92997

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>>>92819 (OP)
>>needs to have his eyes restrained to sleep since he cant stop gooning and using devices late at night
>thats sad OP, fix your life
He's the average /r9k/uck albiet

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