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 №78159[Reply]

MY SLEEP SCEDULE IS FUCKED, I HAVE 5cm EYE BAGS AND IM GETTING DUMBER DAY BY DAY BECAUSE I LAG PROPER SLEEP. ANYONE GOT SOME ADVICE
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 №78421

just schizo max and embrace the chaos

 №78423

Go to sleep idiot just close your eyes stupid

 №78425

>>78423
You sound like my mom

 №78463

Be like schizo terry davis and do programmjng while at night

 №78464

>>78159 (OP)
you need to have a good sleep schedule for basically everything like height or thinking

 №78466

go to sleep from 10pm to 7 am
you're welcome


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 №78006[Reply]

My school was already pretty chuddy before (at least the upper grades were), but I managed to get people to start saying 'marge' and making less safe edgy jokes and more 'extreme' shit (even the women too)

 №78010

Do they all use the sharty?

 №78012

>>78006 (OP)
how did you do it 'teen?

 №78162

>>78012
i had a friend who would audibly say 'question mark'. i said 'marge' by accident and i explained to him that it essentially it was the same shit he did, then he picked up on it. it began to flow throughout the whole school

 №78163

>>78010
unsure, there was one guy in the grade above me thats a complete outcast which is the only person i could imagine uses the sharty or any forum at all. regardless the entire school had gotten pretty lax

 №78455

>>78006 (OP)
Keep up the work nigga, tell us your progress

 №78462

>>78006 (OP)
Soyify all the normies chud


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 №78258[Reply]

why do chads involve themselves with the heckin blackpill?
they act like its just "looks matter" when its alot more then that, and even then they hold none of the original belief that defined the blackpill
you'll see chad on the 'tok sending the 'silence sub 5' image to actual incels
whoever autistically rambled on the 'tok about this i forever hold a grudge because you've just made the normalgroids act more normalgroidy but now with the excuse of 'oh its the truth bp thread bp thread!'
a lot of them who don't show their face act like the most miserable, hateful people on the tok and are suprised why women dont like them
the overall message is true (that being that looks are important) but they've raped it beyond recognition
WTF?

 №78320

yeah pretty much its so annoying seeing guys who only know about bp because of tiktok and if they didnt have tiktok they would have never known about it or even cared its pretty much the same as those "femcels" who only larp as incels for the asthetic yet i belive the tiktok newgens are worse because they are the most misirable and annoying people ever honestly im glad i dont asssosiate myself with that community anymore i have just stopped caring about it

 №78322

>>78258 (OP)
BP raped alot of people, it also gave stupid standards for women.

the mass introduction to the BP did rape the 'tok, it should have stayed as small SNCA forums

 №78329

It’s just the normalniggers getting ahold of it and ruining it like pretty much every “niche” internet community

 №78453

>>78258 (OP)
It's all so cooked, only .is has that original BP but even then it's over


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 №75906[Reply]

ITT we traumadump the worst experiences in our lives, I'll start:
>be me, 14
>at a school trip with a few of my buddies at the time
>One of them (Who is known as a troublemaker from an orphanage) sits right next to me on the bed and says
>"WOAH DUDE YOU HAVE TO CHECK THIS SUPER RARE FACEBOOK VIDEO I FOUND! FACEBOOK DELETED IT ALMOST INSTANTLY! WANNA WATCH IT?!"
>Me, being a curious 14 year old, reply with a yes
>He shows me the video
>It's fucking 'p
>Actual fucking 'p
>Instantly leave the room and tell the nearest teacher
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 №78313

>>75906 (OP)
wtf is 'p

 №78324

>>>75906 (OP)
>wtf is 'p
https://soyjakwiki.org/%27P

 №78345

I wish bad things happened to me

 №78389

>>75906 (OP)
my mom found the rope I tied under my bed when I was like 12 and showed it to everyone else and laughed at me
fuck you bitch

 №78396

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>I wish bad things happened to m-AACKKKK!

 №78452

>>75919
Chad literally gets away with everything


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 №78413[Reply]

my taste in media and games is shit and i have a lot of free time, could you goys recommend me some vidya and literacy to consoom? thanks

 №78414

What sort of stuff are you interested in?

 №78448

if you like vidya to spend hundreads of hours into try factorio, EU4, stellaris, Bannerlord, rimworld, vintage story, kenshi, total war shogun 2, crusader kings 3, civ 5

for more action or story games some of my favorites are yakuza 0, the og god of war trilogy, godhand, bully, morrowind (gemmy but really outdated it will take a while to get into so just whatch some guides , but i promise it has the best mythology and schizo lore ever), nier automata is also great if you ignore the gonner shit, stalker call of pripyat, FEAR, trepang 2, vanquish, deus ex , witcher 3, elden ring, sekiro, half-life 1 and 2, Skyrim (modded to niggerhell) and resident evil 4

these are some of my favorites if you need something more specific just ask


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 №78426[Reply]

I’m not mentally well. Recently I’ve been daydreaming about terror attacks. I have a deep seated hatred for the way things are going and I barely leave my room now. I swing between complete apathy where I just sleep all day to feeling extremely angry. I don’t know what to do and I’m scared if I tell anyone I’ll get fucked over by the government

 №78427

Meds unironically.
And why would you get fucked by the government, what country's government? Maybe if you're in an authoritarian country like russia maybe you're right but most governments dont care about you, they dont spy on you, they dont intensly focus on you, you're not an important person.
If they put you in a mental hospital, it will be good for you unironically because you meet new people and you will be given treatment so you wont be so miserable all the time

 №78430

>>78426 (OP)
I'd say getting some work to get your mind off of that is a good start but that's just a bandaid fix, going to therapy wouldnt work because they'd just get you institutionalized. I'd definitely not suggest doing anything to change how your society works and you should definitely bedrot all day
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>>78427
Danderson got arrested for threatening the White House and not for being a public nuisance and pedonigger

 №78431

>>78427
I’m in a western liberal democracy though I’ve seen what they can do. In my country they’ve locked people up for wrongthink and I wouldn’t be surprised if they’d do the same to me because I don’t agree with how the country’s being run, how young people are getting progressively fucked over by the rich and powerful whilst they import hordes of immigrants to replace us. Programs like 5EYES shows that intelligence agencies including the US intelligence community does surveil citizens in other countries and reports them, we’re not nearly as free as we think because we don’t blatantly see the full strength the law outside of large protests which the government then handles by utilizing violence to coerce people back in line.

 №78432

>>78431
>>78430
What about if OP just visits a therapist who can hold doctor-patient confidentiality. Or simply takes meds without telling anyone anything

 №78433

>>78432
Confidentiality can only be voided if the patient shows signs of hurting themselves or others, which op does. Though downplaying it/lying could work. Also taking prescription meds by yourself is what troons do, dont be a troon

 №78435

>>78433
there are all sorts of mentally ill people in the world, and a tiny percentage of those people are trannies. Not all mentally ill people are trannies but all trannies are mentally ill

Also does OP just spend all of his time on chud imageboards and internet politics? Goals in life would help


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 №78318[Reply]

Hi guys
I uploaded my first youtube video, I would be very thankfull if you could tell me how i could improve.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mAPvzCwPPsU

 №78346

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Great video! I love your in-depth explanation about the subject, and your demonstration was superb! I also respect your collection, that must've taken a LOT of time to find! Keep up the good work!

 №78364

vper

 №78365

dis dat goat shi

 №78420

drink more water and bleach your skin


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 №77556[Reply]

With the niggas I kno who have a gf its either a childhood aqcuaintance -> highschool sweethart -> stable relationship, or the most pozzed, grim, brimstone relationship ever.

One of my niggas (second category) once told me he was down in the dumps because she wanted to start an OF and have an open relation ship. Bitch had a crying fit about a month later and threw a little tantrum while apologizing.

Which brings me to my central thesis: Why?
Why would I waste time better spent on studying on exams, getting a drivers license, a job, fuck nigga anything, on a walking, talking headache instead?

The only other relationship I seen work out was between two overweight scene kids, but other than that, getting a gf post-18y/o is always a disaster. I'll wait until I'm 50 or something.
tnx for coming to my Ted talk ig
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 №77657

>>77650
good for you :)
>unoriginal content

 №78283

>>77559
update: got my exam, and bought a 2002 VW golf 4.
Schwabsissies LOST, Hitlermobiles VVON

 №78284

>>78283
fuck i mean loicense

 №78376

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>>77556 (OP)
not everyone needs to have a gf at a certain period in their life, it just means you have better priorities than other people

 №78380

>>77556 (OP)
why wouldnt you want someone to socialize with, or romance, or the securance of the continuation of your progeny?
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men and women were made for each other so its not a shocker than men and women ARE together.

>she wanted to start an OF and have an open relation ship. Bitch had a crying fit about a month later and threw a little tantrum while apologizing.
grim.

 №78419

>>78380
>why wouldnt you want someone to socialize with, or romance, or the securance of the continuation of your progeny?
I mean I get that, but if I run over dumbass gorilla niggers in my VVolksVVagen the continuance of my race vvill be assured as a second-order effect.
Besides, I do socialize, but this doesnt mean bitches automatically spawn in my bedroom or smth, and romance is dead anyway, at least thats what it feels like, not like I'd know what I'm talking about because I'm a massive sperg or something


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 №78409[Reply]

currently studying for exams so i all i can do in my free time is just be an algorithm junkie. Trying to do actually useful things like reading learning a language drawing but cant seem to have the energy to do it

 №78418

Figure out whats actually holding you back but don’t judge yourself for it. Calling yourself lazy or beating yourself up usually just makes procrastination worse. Studies show that negative self-talk fuels the cycle even more. Very often the real blocker is something surprisingly simple and fixable: maybe you barely got any sleep, or the task still feels foggy because you haven’t figured out exactly what you want to do or what the first tiny step should be, or maybe you’re trying to take on way more than your current energy and time can actually handle right now. Approach it with gentle curiosity instead of criticism, that works so much better or something yeah


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 №78176[Reply]

is there a solution to hating goy cattle?

im genuinely considering converting to judaism so i don't have to feel bad when i spit on a retarded goy who doesn't understand politics beyond
>"orang man bad"
>"homophobia? thats a hecking offenderino word you just used!!"
i'm tired of stupid cunts telling me Christianity allows rape because if you sleep with a man you have to marry him. im tired of it. im done. i CANNOT deal with the inane faggotry. i've heard too many normies talk about 'muh femboys haha so funny'. <- this is also another problem, its hard to find someone who is a actual chud and not a faggot. EVERYONE is a yukio mishima, patriot chud you want to be friends with? he has a ton of weird fetishes and hes a faggot. the normie? hes goy cattle- he has no opinions and hes near braindead- faggotry comes and goes, he has no moral opposition to it, its just a sexuality like mr feinberg told him it is.

its left me misanthropic. between the goyim, the faggots and the stupid whores. i just can't feel empathy for them. i used to be so convicted- i would be willing to die for them or to make a better world but that has just waned into suicidal idealization or to die without doing ANYTHING just to spite them (the goyim)
goyim are so emasculated they will gasp and attack you for saying two syllables, for having a different opinion from the herd- or not being a normie yourself

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 №78377

jokes aside the jews are literally the reason the goyim are like this

 №78385

I’m Jewish, not AshkeNAZI, and you really want to think about this very carefully. In Christianity and Islam, they throw a parade when someone converts, but in Judaism it's the exact opposite. People will side-eye you for years. You can’t just LARP this. You have to actually live it, and even then you will be met with mistrust. Think of it like becoming a tranny. Maybe you can pass on the street, maybe some will use the right pronouns, but deep down, biologically, you will never be a woman. Chromosomes don’t change. Same energy here.
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You don't have to become some philosemetic faggot. I find it really painful to watch. You don't have to do over-the-top Israel shilling either. Just be a normal person, go to work, pay your taxes, say the Shema when you feel like it, abide by the Seven Noahide Laws and you’ll be fine o algo

 №78392

>>78377
they also lord over goyim. i hardly want to die for the goyim who are so genuinely retarded it makes me cringe

 №78393

>>78385
>You don't have to become some philosemetic faggot
blvd all i want to do is listen to hava nagila and clown on goyim. maybe get to be a bad ass cigar smoking jew who gets to PWN some little goy Palestinian with an AR-15 with a little slice on israel all to himself

i would never actually worship moloch

 №78394

>>78368
>Shit Tier gimmick btw
this is a genuine thought of mine, tranon.

 №78408

the world isnt permanent so i just block out any retarded nonsense like white noise. believe in a hereafter


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 №77735[Reply]

Hello, furry BHM guy here. The uni's not going quite well, might as well get kicked out. What's with me that pushes my mind to seek "instant" gratification in form of posting on the 'ty instead of doing my homework and nothing? Is it so that I keep myself on too soft of a leash?
'Kayteens, I'm absolutely not horny now. There needs to be some clearance!
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 №78170

>>78130
Wait you're still into him?

 №78172

>>78169
Reasons for it being goyslop, illiterate!

 №78173

>>78170
It isn't like anthros are FOTM only

 №78371

If anyone wants to throw something into the discussion…

 №78374

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it's a good idea to set up a separate workplace away from any distractions and set a small scheduled block (about 50 minutes) to do your homework in, hardest part is starting the homework as opposed to finishing it so just tell yourself to try 5 minutes of work and you'll end up doing a decent amount
>you VILL do your homework in structured blocks and give yourself 10-15 minute breaks outside of your working room

 №78381

>>78374
That's a good idea.
The only issue's that I'm REALLY doubtful if I'm still going with that uni.


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 №78325[Reply]

there is someone ik whos selling books for a language i want to learn, and in total it would be like 4-5 books for 80-100 USD.
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 №78336

>>78328
i at least try to learn it once a week and i talk with people who natively speak the language

 №78337

i already know the full alphabet and i can word out words but i just dont know what each word means yet or any grammar

 №78338

>>78336
>>78337
what language is it, and are you the type that likes to learn from textbooks?

 №78339

>>78338
>what language is it
not telling because my situation is extremely specific and i dont want to be known irl for using the sharty
>are you the type that likes to learn from textbooks?
yes. in high school i had a A in my first spanish class because i understood the textbook and i had a C in my second spanish class because we had to do something retarded like read news articles or watch kids shows. too bad i forgot all of my spanish after HS.

 №78360

you should use the FSI language courses or th DLI language courses if you want books to learn a language for free (online)

They are boring but they do get you learning the language. I believe this was what they taught members of the US military in the cold war so some bits of it will be outdated https://fsi-languages.yojik.eu/

 №78379

>>78360
i like physical books though and id also be supporting my friend


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 №78366[Reply]

I, ZACH HADEL, CREATOR OF SMILING FRIENDS, HATE NIGGERS.

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 №78357[Reply]

i dont have anything important to say so i'll say that i really like this board even if its dnb most of the time wholesomeheart

 №78361

>>78357 (OP)
tsmt i love you all


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 №78150[Reply]

I started going to this church a few months ago near my house, there was a girl there so I kept going, I’m fairly certain she likes me, she’s given signs, then the week I was going to ask her for her number she goes on winter break. I THINK she comes back to church this week. I plan on asking her out. Thoughts?
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 №78160

>>78158
All you can do is wait if she isn't reading the group DM texts. It's definitely a better play to ask for her number as soon as you see her rather than asking her out on a date immediately. I can't think of much more you would really need because these circumstances are ordinary and the next step is straightforward.

 №78194

>>78160
she read the text no response

 №78196

I hate myself. Even if you don't believe in soyboyos posting there's gotta be some foid in love with a chud.

Why not me God?

 №78198

>>78196
come on don't be down on yourself, it isn't the end of the world. For the entirety of last year I was alone and wanted to rope and refused to interact with anyone. Now I'm going to school, went to church evendoe I'm not religious, and maybe found a foid that likes me. If it doesn't pan out, I'm back to square one like I've been my entire life, that's fine, I'll move on. If it does work out, I don't have to worry about ts ever again. We'll see, but don't give up on yourself, every person that does rope is just one less person to compete with or something.

 №78204

>>78196
There will be another time for you

 №78358

>>78160
The service was at a different time today so I wasn’t able to ask her out or else it would have been in front of like 20 people and I didn’t want to put her on the spot. I asked her how her break was doe


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