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 №100025[Reply]

I would like to be killed so I could shoulder the world’s sins, so the world would finally be free from evil and degeneracy.

 №100026

dying for sins doesnt mean they stop happening. it only gives people an avenue to sin more by killing you unduly. if you have a messiah complex go start a cult or something and maybe you can have a handful of people consider you such

 №100031

>>100026
No I don’t have a god complex or whatever. I just hate myself so much that I wouldn’t mind getting killed for a good cause. I already hate the world and most everyone in it because everyone rejects morals and is destitute of faith. But if there were a way to free the world of sin via sacrifice, I would not hesitate to sign up for that.

 №100039

>>100031
jesus tried to offer himself for the worlds sins and unfortunately satan still runs the show. i take it you are a christcuck? then think for a moment, did god put you on this earth to die? or did he put you on this earth to fight to establish his kingdom on earth in any little way you can? if he wanted you to die he would just kill you himself. it is not for a wrench to snap itself in half simply because it feels the bolt is too hard to turn. you were made to work, and ideating about death is a rejection of your moral imperative to spread the gospel and your faith in the lord. you will rest when he lets you, until then you must take up your cross and follow christ.

 №100055

>>100025 (OP)
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED PURCHASING A FIREARM

 №100094

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What makes you think death will set you free?
The is not escaping this hell

 №100133

chaika?


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 №100006[Reply]

As a kid i was always one of the skinniest in class. I remember graduating as a senior at 17 weighting a bit less than 50 kgs (110 lbs) being 173 cm (5'8).

Could being skinny have stunted my growth? Now that i'm an adult and i've gained a bit more weight, i can't stop thinking about it. For reference, my father is the same height as me and my mother is 170 cm.

Feel free to ask for extra info, i will answer as best as i can.
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>>100076
Why are you even here in the first place

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>>100059
How tf are you 2 meters tall and on the sharty? Why not just go out and get some bitches?

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>>100078
>>100079
girls are scared of slenderman retard

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>>100059
Oh alright thats good to know, my bmi was always too a bit below 17.
>>100023
Googling about being underweight usually nets you 2 kinds of results, information meant for crazy women that intentionally starve themselves and vague contradictory information.
>>100062
It frustrates me not being able to find a definitive answer.

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>>100059
Oh alright thats good to know, my bmi was always too around 16,5.
>>100023
Googling about being underweight usually nets you 2 kinds of results, information meant for crazy women that intentionally starve themselves and vague contradictory information.
>>100062
It frustrates me not being able to find a definitive answer.

 №100130

nope its genetics
>>100059
me same case but im 183


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 №99972[Reply]

There's no point in normfags trying to get rid of us. I don't see the point in even trying.
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 №100008

>>99972 (OP)
this is way old bro i remember seeing this when froot was admin

 №100022

>change.org petitions
Why do people still do these things like they do anything? No one fucking cares about them 99.9999% of the time. Nothing ever happens anyway

 №100080

>>100008
I miss froot

 №100083

This isn't normalfags, they'd actually mass up and make a bigger fuss. This is like 2 tranny 'cords work.

Also major ESLs, "hatered"

 №100099

does nophono remember dis?

 №100120

>>99972 (OP)
Normgroids and troons "Make your own site!" but then when we have our own site they invade and try to shut it down.

Honestly im at a point where I just think we should deport all leftoids in the west to lesotho


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 №100113[Reply]

these incels are stupid bro just be normal and get pussy wtf

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 №99948[Reply]

>copypasting depressed threads from here for bait
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 №99995

I am pooooprogogogkgkgk

 №99996

Hchlckhvhlgihobibibobobocuufjfn

 №99997

NIGGEGRGRGRGGRGEGEGEGGE

 №99998

FURTROONS BTFO DHFHFHNFBFFB

 №99999

I HATE FAVGOTS KYS FAVGGGGGGOTS

 №100095

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I HATE NIGGERS
I HATE NIGGERS
THEY REALLY SUCK
THEY REALLY SUCK
I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGER
YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU


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 №100071[Reply]

first of i don't know what the fuck happened to me i used to straight asf wasn't until i was 16 or 17 i noticed i started developing feelings for some guys i was confused the only thing i can think of that made me this way was all the time and hours i had put into vrchat and some of my old friend groups as i was hanging out with a lot of femboys which ever since i've been thinking off femboys more than women. for the love of god stay away from vrchat please it'll rot your mind. if you have any advice on how i can get better please tell me because all i think about is getting dominated i fucking hate myself for letting this happen

 №100073

I can’t tell if this is bait or not but VRChat always struck me as incredibly maladaptive. I would try embracing traditional masculinity for a bit. Try to embrace looking that way, hairy and muscular, and see if you like it. If you truly can’t exist that way, accept who you are. Some people are just wired that way. You have to discern whether you were EPI’d or if this is at the core of you. Exploring your memories as a kid can help with this. Either way you’ll be alright if you just do something about this.

 №100075

This is such a childish trope centralized around comfort. Just think for a second that you're 30 years old, you're aging and hairy and nowhere near the image of astofu or whatever the fuck his name is. You'd feel like an immature retard for even thinking about being a "femboy".

So you realised it's a problem, good. You obviously hate the dynamic of watching porn you both find disgusting and attractive so I'll give you some steps that I took to remove the problem. There's a bunch of ways you can do it.

solution 1.) gross yourself out. keep scroooolling faggot shit until you finally snap and realise how disgusting it is. Watch all those failed miserable human beings eating shit and wollow in their perceived happiness. they're truly pathetic jokes of people. You're better than this aren't you? Of course you are.

solution 2.) total disconnection. delete all of your porn, all your history, and force yourself to socialise with irl people. being isolated in your room all day long is what spores degeneracy, being around other people will naturally force you to be competent with them.

solution 3.) toilet sperm bank. Whenever you feel horny, immediately expell your coom in the bathroom, nut in the toilet, flush, continue you with your day being productive. eventually your cravings of gooning for hours will die because you will associate cooming with the later (cold toilet nut)

 №100092

It reminds of something said about the Art of War, it was written because the generals of that era were fucking retarded and needed basic pointers.
People now days need a guide to function like a normal human being and not being fucking retarded


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 №100046[Reply]

I turned 23 a couple of months ago and it’s truly beginning to dawn on me that I can’t turn the clock back. You see, I was 16 when the COVID lockdowns began. Back then it felt like the whole world was ahead of me. Truthfully, I hoped something like COVID would happen every day before school: some sort of catastrophe that would allow me to stay home for months.

Well, like everything else in my life, it was handed to me. I slowly became a NEET. I didn’t get good enough grades to enter the university I wanted. I’ve been in and out of community college for years, not knowing what to study. After years of infrequent employment and college enrollment, I have to face up to the fact that I no longer have forever.

It has been seven years since I was 16. In seven years I will be 30. In two years, I will be 25 - the age in which physical aging begins. My physical peak is rapidly approaching, and my adolescent youth lost. I am truly no longer a “kid”.

I never went out with my high school friends, we stayed inside and played video games online. I never did all the normal teenager things I see teenagers do when I go to the mall. It hurts a little. No, it hurts a lot, that I never did those things. It hurt when I WAS in high school, seeing those normal teens do normal teen things. Seven years later, it hurts less but… it still hurts.

But I’m not decrepit. I only obtained the right to purchase alcohol two years ago. Two. Just two. Am I young? No. But I sure as hell ain’t old. I can never redo high school. I may never redo college. I may never have a “normal” college experience. Of course it hurts. It hurts I wasn’t a normal kid, but an autistic nerd. Of course I am filled with regret.

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 №100063

>>100052
Thank you brother. It’s difficult but the alternative is death. Might as well start picking a side.
>>100056
>I spent most of my time in my teens playing vidya with my friends and making autism projects like green-screening ytps and modifying nerf guns.
Yeah, I did my share of autism projects too. Was working on an animated pilot I lost most of my progress from. It was around 30% complete. I wonder how different my life would’ve been if I had finished that pilot, and gone to uni for animation. Also Geg I made a couple YTPs myself, they’re all lost now.
>All my friends went to university or became independent, and found a GF, they don't talk to me anymore because they have more important things to focus on in life.
I don’t know if my friends found GFs but they all went to uni and I didn’t. We fell out of contact after COVID, we were just too different. They liked history and FPS games while I was more artsy so we didn’t have much in common. I guess I can’t blame them for not talking to you anymore, just as I can’t blame my old friends. If I was in their shoes I’d probably do the same thing, but I’m autistic so that didn’t work out.
>I've spent the last two years programming a game under the pretext that in my current state ( I was genuienly crippled, shat blood, could eat anything but boiled food, etc ) there's zero reason putting any effort in socializing with new people.
Better than me. For three years I’ve been daydreaming a game instead of making it. I got a bunch of scenes and secrets planned out in my head but I haven’t tried making it. Maybe it would exacerbate my social isolation, so I’m hesitant to plunge into game dev. Even if I want to, I think it’d be bad for me. Also damn I’m sorry for that shit you went through. Truthfully, sometimes I wish I was crippled so that I wouldn’t have to worry about socialization, as fucked as that is. Going through what you did, I’d likely hate it.
>I was switched onto a new medicine which I need to be injected with every 3 months ( and costs tax payers a fuck ton ) and now I don't have a terrible time on the toilet / can eat normally, but my bmi is still in the shitter (16.8Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>>100063
>My BMI is fucking 27. Gained 25 pounds in the past few months because I cope with junk food.
I guess we're opposites in this aspect because I can't get full as of now ( I feel the discomfort of fullness while still hungry ), let alone eat (or smell) anything processed without feeling like I have to puke xd

>if you’re attractive they’ll approach you or give signals in real life. That’s what’s happened to me over the years
One thing I've slowly learnt is that in the social world, they key is being able to talk to whoever (people, foids) as if they're family on the spot. You need this sort of comfort if you're going to get anywhere. I was trying to make it work with a russian girl before but we were just too different socially…

Foids only ever found me attractive for my height anyway, and only during cold seasons when I can hide my thin body under clothes, lol.

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>>100063
>For three years I’ve been daydreaming a game instead of making it. I got a bunch of scenes and secrets planned out in my head but I haven’t tried making it. Maybe it would exacerbate my social isolation, so I’m hesitant to plunge into game dev. Even if I want to, I think it’d be bad for me.
Honestly, game dev is not a fun industry to work in.

Steam does not reward creativity. The steam store is full of gimmicky slop like Waterpark Simulator or How to Fish because gaming now is mostly normie cattle, and these are the games they want to play. If you go off the beaten path and lose the normie audience, the game dev industry will be very cruel to you in most cases. Yeah there are games like Blue Prince and Mewgenics, but those are a tiny exception to the rule. And those guys were working for like 10+ years with many previous games and teams of many people built up.

It's cool if you just want to make a game for fun. But if you have any dreams of earning money from it, you have to change up your approach entirely. You have to basically enter the normie slop market and just make garbage games to be financially viable. Its sad but its true

 №100070

>>100069
This. The mass market reality. It's sad but also the market is so overinflated by soyniggers who's ideas are actually dogshit and unoriginal and shallow.

 №100085

I'm turning 23 next month and I kind of feel like this. My teenage years were well spent with friends outside but from 18 to 21 I was working a miserable full-time job that drained my energy and stressed me out. This time last year I quit it and got a far better job but I still feel like I've lost the first three years of my adult life.

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>>100056
I'm really concerned about this as well. I'm 18 and have had a single girl I could consider somewhat a friend in like 8 years. I went to a boys only school from 11-16 so I got stunted in that department as well. I can't relate with OP in terms of career, I'm going into engineering, but this means that I have an incredibly small exposure to women, making my chances of finding one I am actually interested in very small.

I have never dated, or even asked someone out. Even if I did find an foid that I liked I would not be able to do more than become friends with her and pray that she likes me enough to ask me out.

The all-boys school fucked me up socially in general though. Half the school was jeets and chinks and even the ytpipo were generally tryhards at school, so nobody was actually doing anything fun for the first half, especially since there were the lockdowns. I only really started hanging out with friends, or doing anything with them really, after school around the age of 16. Its bad to the point that I must have spent less than 20 hours gaming with friends in the entire 6 years of secondary education. People were either robots that just studied then played the same normgroid games all the time with no personality, or bastards that would put on an act at school and do bad stuff in their own time, generally just abusing the latest foid they got in their roster. This has made me distrustful with people, as I can't tell if they are hiding that they are nasty.


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 №96158[Reply]

My grandfather: has BWC, was DarkTriadmaxxed giga, all girls wanted him
My father: has BWC, all girls wanted him in the high school, my even my mom confirmed he had BWC
My brother: probably also has BWC considering him having multiple girlfriends in his life, all while being neet living in one apartment with his parents
Me: TWP clittycel, I'm not even sure if my pipi is 10cm long erected. Why so? I'm the most physically active in my entire family, including generations prior. I seem to have normal testerone. I have masturbated, maybe that's the reason? I don't know.
I understand I will never have sex with a woman, because no woman wants a TWP, they need ASWP at least. I'm not even ugly or short, but it's fucking over. They buying fucking 22cm dildos, and even average guys can't satisfy them.
At that point I have no hope. I want erase all disgusting shitskin subhumans and faggots from my homeland Europa and make my race great again.
Jannies please don't delete my thread, I need answers
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 №97405

yeah its also over for me my penis is only 15cm (>22cm) haha!

 №97433

What is it with you clittycels obsessing about dick length.

You having or not having sex has nothing to do with your TWP. If she sees your dick youve already won, you're about to stick it in her. She might not want to repeat it but for women the most sensitive area is the clitoris which you can still please with your hands while you're fucking.

Most people don't buy 22cm dildos. The female G spot is something like 4-5 inches in.

I have a dick thats like 5.5 inches long erect. Still a khhv. The thing thats keeping you, and me, from fucking is not our penis. Its either because we are too spergy and repel women, we aren't attractive enough, or if neither apply and you're some giga with a TWP then I have no clue

 №97439

>>97405
that's not TWP that's AWP

 №97551

>>97439
kek just kek

 №99938

>>96158 (OP)
this is the most schizophrenic post ive seen on here

 №100060

>>96158 (OP)
I have 6 inches and im a coomer


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 №100043[Reply]

Ok now, where is the robot?

 №100044

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beep beep boop 011010101010


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 №99970[Reply]

if a bitch refuses to follow her boyfriend through the woods is he guilty of murder?

 №99971

no no no

 №99973

all foids deserve this for not having sex with me in which i am owed

 №99974

>>99973
rutherford

 №100005

>>99973
this is letrally what incels believe. there is no difference between this statement and the philosophy of someone who refuses to simp and grind aka incel


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 №99575[Reply]

Always before sleep, i think about being in a forest or a field, i sit on a bench or by a tree or maybe just walk around and then i stumble upon a girl whos just like me, we talk for a bit and then we walk together somewhere, i always fall asleep before i can finish it though
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 №99845

- chewed a girls jew off from the nose to the chin after snogging her, then danced with her head swinging from the ropes of her spine, and then with a shake of my hand that danced over her decapitated corpse her face was restored, and it was at that point i was utterly smitten by the blood that flooded underneath the folds of her restored flesh and skin, molding the face of the many wives ive pondered in my dreams

 №99880

>>99583
thats a cool dream, i wish i had something like that

 №99881

>>99588
pfffft who doesnt

 №99928

>>99881
This goes on for like 9 years for me. I became, and i dont remember why, morbidly curious about murderers; their backstories, their methods of killing and avoiding suspition, their motivations also. I even bought a book where the "careers" and biographies of various serial killers were described. I remember being 13 and watching a video about a serial killer that youtube recommended to me and the first thought i had, literally instinctual, was "too bad i'll likely never know how it feels to kill someone". One third of my dreams is me brutally killing people, another third is me getting brutally killed, i wake up on the verge of a frenzy every day. Homicidal fantasies are one of the main sources of entertainment for me

 №99947

I can't stop thinking about all the girls from my childhood who had crushes on me.

 №99957

Make a girl fall in love with me and then cheat on her


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 №99036[Reply]

if a female glownigger offered to breed with you would you give your child to the feds? im asking for a fren
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 №99051

>>99036 (OP)
Who age regressed Terry Davis💀💀💀

 №99054

that image is disturbing

 №99632

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OP is the guy depicted in this image

 №99933

>>99036 (OP)
I just saw this bloke at a school bus stop

 №99950

>>99036 (OP)
i cant stop gegging at this image lmaoooo

 №99951

Poopy post


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 №95371[Reply]

Most autistic women have at least one of the following characteristics:

1. Only or predominantly have male friends, because they can’t get along with neurotypical women. This means all their male friends will be trying to fuck her.

2. They despise autistic males and only want a non-austistic extroverted chad bf

3. Most of them act like non-autistic women most of the time (aka “masking”) so your ideal uwu socially awakward austistic waifu isn’t real
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 №99446

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>>95371 (OP)
I have dated a few autistic women because I found them to be very attractive and sexually enticing. In the beginning, they are enchanting. They seem so strange and whimsical. The problems start a few weeks in when you actually require some emotional acknowledgment or reciprocity of any kind. And heavens help you when she disrespects you. You think arguing with a regular woman is bad? arguing with autistic women is like trying to reason with a brick wall. It's useless and she almost certainty will make it seem like she's the victim every single time no matter what.

And yeah, they are usually quite promiscuous and sexually deviant (a large portion of bisexual females are autistic)

 №99615

>>99421
Mleccha Whitey slaying TRVKE

 №99621

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>poop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they poop

 №99915

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>trips of trvke. retard pussy is for normalGODS only, aspie. just stick to the toiletpill like a good little autist and maybe your oneitis will let you lick my cum out of her рussy for good boy points after im done using her

 №99916

>>99446
POOP SOY BUCKETS

 №99935

>>95371 (OP)
I’m autistic so I would date an autistic woman but the fixation people have on autistic people is a bit creepy to me. I think autistic people are seen as more innocent or childlike and that is reflected in the attraction towards autistic women. I’m sure there is a fujoshi/female equivalent attraction to autistic men somewhere.


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 №99945[Reply]

>>Asking for closeted soyteens on the one board full with them
>Jokes aside, how did it start for you? Was it porn addiction, or did you just discover you were that way?

Nah I just kind of knew… I’ve always hated myself for it, like I don’t like being too close to any guys in case it’s obvious. Thankfully most girls are nice enough so I hang round them and somehow I’m not bullied like shit, just kind of exclusion… idk how I just got lucky lmao

 №99946

>IMG_0038.jpeg
Appleniggers…

 №99953

If you only like really effeminate men like picrel then you're probably bi

 №99959

>>99945 (OP)
when i started feeling funny feelings for the first time i felt them to boys and girls and i never came out and im a 22 year old virgin and i should just rope at this point

 №99961

>>99959
>i should just rope at this point
yes. consult the suicide thread please.

 №99984

>>99959
>i should just rope at this point
do it now please

 №99986

Kys faggot NOWOWOWOWOW


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 №99633[Reply]

being suicidal is like… le sad and all that, but have you guys ever had this feeling that you're going to die very soon and can't do anything about it? like, you don't really have much resentment towards yourself, but you still think that you don't have too much left to live?

 №99634

Yeah, but that was from overthinking my life

 №99635

>>99633 (OP)
I've felt this, yes

 №99640

Isn’t that a symptom of some type of poisoning? I know I heard that somewhere

 №99686

I can't see my future

 №99886

In another world

 №99919

please don’t do this OP


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