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Chud MRyYS5p8 05/01/26 (Fri) 19:36:34 №86821 [Reply]

I feel like an absolute 'tard, not like sharty 'tard but like an actual, real life 'tard.
I failed 4 subjects consistently this year. Math, biology, french and galician (SNCA language spoken in spain) and every time i ask for something to my parents, they just say "welp, people that fail X don't get Y" every single fucking time. They make jokes about it every time while we have breakfast and they make sure to remind it to me and even calling me Johnny 3 subjects just to remind me on how much of a fucking retard i am.
I just needed to vent off, thanks for reading nusoi wholesomeheart

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Chud MRyYS5p8 05/02/26 (Sat) 13:57:51 №86886

>>86883
Worldbox is on gamebounty

Chud MRyYS5p8 05/02/26 (Sat) 14:49:45 №86889

>>86883
Do u have an android phone? Cuz there are some good gaming options on android

Chud MRyYS5p8 05/02/26 (Sat) 17:24:31 №86899

>>86883
What are you studying for btw? And do you want/need it yourself?

Chud MRyYS5p8 05/02/26 (Sat) 18:55:22 №86904

>>86899
I'm finishing up high school, im in the last year

Chud MRyYS5p8 05/02/26 (Sat) 18:55:38 №86905

>>86889
Yes i do, actually. Which ones do you recommend me?

Chud MRyYS5p8 05/03/26 (Sun) 04:29:29 №86972

>>86905
Sorry I'm late but depends on how beefy your phone is, if yo shit is good enough you can even run pc games although it's subpar an can really only do old games or indie titles. Emulator is pretty good, I would recommend looking at these videos coz they know more than me, touch screen sucks dick tho so i would recommend using a controller if you have one but if you dont its no biggie
https://youtu.be/cI77Nl1B70s?si=qT2EZzEZPKJE3tmW
https://youtu.be/USokU1DRBVQ?si=T7zYeguiAnk8spE1

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Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 01:04:18 №86937 [Reply]

>r9k top 3 pph boards
whats going on here…?

Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 01:07:44 №86939

>>86937 (OP)
nothing all other boards are just dnb

Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 01:08:10 №86940

>>86939
damn nigga youre right

Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 01:47:09 №86945

>>86939
geg theres been like 2 new posts here and 6 reppies, 2 of which were mine
everywhere is dnb

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Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 23:37:01 №86922 [Reply]

I haven't had a dream about a girl in months. That was the only contact I'd ever have with girls my age now even that's gone. It's like my subconscious has fully given up on finding love.

Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 00:39:30 №86934

>>86922 (OP)
nigga has nice dreams, lucky
I very rarely have nice dreams, and normally they're bad ones that are weird as shit

Any time i had a dream with girls in it i ofc enjoyed it during the dream, but the feeling of loss when waking up was way too much. Genuinely drove me to tears once realising that that was what I was missing out on

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calling all fagcells Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 18:41:44 №86732 [Reply]

how the fuck do people get addicted to ciggs, tried my first one today and it was the lamest experience ever ffs

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Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 21:01:56 №86830

>this thread
>sobercels leaking da foidim genetically select for nicGODs and weedBRAPs

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 00:12:22 №86841

>>86830
nigga we never brought up the foidim

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 20:21:36 №86908

caffine is the only drug Ive gotten addicted to ev&doe ive tried 6+

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 23:43:53 №86923

>>86732 (OP)
I started smoking when I was 14 and in foster care. It became my go-to for dealing with stress and I never learned better coping mechanisms. I vape now so at least I don't stink as bad, but I don't know if I'll ever quit.

Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 00:07:29 №86929

It’s Gay To Smoke

Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 00:15:08 №86933

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Started smoking at 16 because i thought it looked cool and i still think this way
The only reason i still keep a pack around is because once or twice a week i get sad and smoke late at night because of the incelcore aesthetics
I kinda dont even like smoking i always get nic sick i just do it for the larp

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Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 20:35:48 №86911 [Reply]

i never made a move on a chick who obviously liked me and now shes dating one of my old friends who ended up trooning out.
what can I do in the future to avoid this, and how do I know when its the right time right to make a move?

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 20:44:13 №86912

just become low inhib

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 21:15:45 №86914

>what can I do in the future to avoid this
date 2d animeGODS

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 21:21:19 №86916

>>86911 (OP)
just pass me the controler lil bro

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 21:58:17 №86917

The right time is any time. Once you take the first step, things will come naturally. There's no need to be so methodical about it.

Also, don't dwell on the past too much. No use.

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 22:18:26 №86918

what the fuck geeg

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Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 17:18:11 №86898 [Reply]

Why does time go by so fast?

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 19:38:46 №86907

Idk how real it is but I read that the passing of time feels faster the older you get, as you are learning less new things and having less origiga experiences. Try something new, switch up your routine, take a different path, it will help anchor the passing of time to a slightly slower, more manageable pace.

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 21:00:36 №86913

because that's how time works or something

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Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 20:37:48 №86744 [Reply]

fake fake. i faked i wont stop doing drugs my life is sad and boring pile of shit i need fucking drugs i neednit i disaOoOooozksk

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 20:38:56 №86745

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>fake fake. i faked i wont stop doing drugs my life is sad and boring pile of shit i need fucking drugs i neednit i disaOoOooozksk
<origiga

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 20:43:15 №86747

>>86745
me dont smoke weed

Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 07:12:50 №86779

you should do a crime so you get put in jail and are forced to be sober

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 20:25:31 №86909

just do drugs on weekends nusoi.
it gives you something to look forward to and usually wont interfere with your daily work life.

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Chud BAdfTqPN 05/02/26 (Sat) 14:19:26 №86887 [Reply]

Im khhv but am i still truecel if women approach me?

Chud BAdfTqPN 05/02/26 (Sat) 14:24:25 №86888

>>86887 (OP)
No, truecel means no matter what you can't get laid. If women approach you and you have giga autism that makes you say the nigger word randomly which scares them off, that could maybe make you a truecel, but even then you have a chance. Women don't look at truecels more than once, and if they do its because they are disgusted by what they saw.

Chud BAdfTqPN 05/02/26 (Sat) 14:50:58 №86890

>>86887 (OP)
yes, because women will approach you just to get attention and dopamine, and dont actually want to have sex with you

Chud BAdfTqPN 05/02/26 (Sat) 16:56:58 №86896

>>86890
Tsmt. Ive had about two women be interested in me both being way out of my league. I didnt have ANYTHING in common with them besides going to the same classes. I swooned for a bit before coming to the conclusion that they are only likely interested in me because they see another defenseless young man they can prey on

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poop Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 11:45:09 №86869 [Reply]

oh FUCK man i made chocolate cupcake in cup with some recipe on the web, i ate it and it was lowkey mid AND it worked as a laxative…
fuuuuck man im feeling SO BAD help me

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 16:44:37 №86895

>chocolate cupcake
>poop
>laxatives

you ate your own shit

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Chud 04/26/26 (Sun) 23:11:08 №86421 [Reply]

How do I stop being a faggot? I do find women attractive but men too, I want to become not a faggot finding men attractive. When I was 8 or 9, some older kid touched me and sexually dominated me although it wasn't full-on rape. I think that made me gay, you can see a huge percentage of lgbt people experienced such things. Homosexuality is a mental illness and i want to recover from it. The gayest thing ive done is sucking a dick when i was drunk, so im not extremely extremely pozzed hiv faggot, ive only sucked 1 dick so im not extremely degenerate and i regret thhat deeply and think of it was the worst mistake of my entire life.
And no im not baiting, i genuinely want advice to stop finding men attractive and undo the brain damage and stop fantasizing about men

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Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 09:57:31 №86690

>>86567
i wouldn't be supprised if this was unironic troon posting, hitler please rape this nigger, to death please

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 13:02:57 №86700

>>86622
Lusting for women is not sin. God told us to reproduce. Adultery IS a sin doe.

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 13:04:14 №86701

>>86626
>>86627
it's porn + worms. Worms make you lust for something sick, porn fulfills this new "need" of yours.

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 12:34:58 №86877

>>86421 (OP)
got actually diddled by a diddy blud, holy ohio

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 12:42:46 №86878

gorillionth faggot post, go read the 'ki, you're a massive faggot for sucking cock, fuck off
this board is being killed by endless fag posts, theres already plenty to read on what you should do

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 15:42:34 №86893

ivermectin, fenbendazole, gym and prayer

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Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 16:42:00 №86802 [Reply]

i think i have low testosterone and its severely affecting my life
long story short i just feel like a little emotional bitch, i struggle growing body hair and im always so meek and against violence. im very high in inhibition and always stressed out, people always take pity on me and even say that i look confused or lost during conversation
i fucking hate how much of a pussy i am, i am trying to eat carnivore and sleep well, i go to the gym 3-4x a week but dont play any sport
i think its just because im so anxious and depressed about everything all the time im so socially anxious, and hate being around people
i should just hop on trt, people say that their lives change

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Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 17:09:32 №86809

>>86808
i'll try, have fun

Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 20:07:53 №86824

Run for at-least ten minutes a day, take a fair bit of vitamin D, zinc and magnesium supplements. If possible, also hit heavier weights then what your doing currently and if you are, stop masturbating. It might seem silly, but when I was obsessed with my test levels a while back I used to placebo myself into artificially raising my levels by bullshitting observations regarding my levels and its effects on my body. After a while this actually began to work a bit.

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 02:41:15 №86851

Are you a zellig fan by chance

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 02:58:48 №86854

get your bloodwork done i was planning on doing it myself

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 05:53:17 №86862

>>86854
seconding this
get bloodwork

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 10:22:55 №86867

>>86802 (OP)
I think it's not about T levels but your anxiety in general. Dominance and violence are different things, you can prefer non-violent options but still stay dominant. Start with little pesky things which are negligible at first glance but also make you feel disrespected. Like somebody cutting in line or ignoring you. Speak out, even if it won't correct the situation, it will boost your self-esteem. Don't allow others to disrespect you. This way you'll stay calm and nobody will push you around. After some practice this will become natural to you

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Chud 04/25/26 (Sat) 06:28:12 №86252 [Reply]

Today is my birthday, and I turn 19. It is a tragic day that only seems to worsen every year.

I am a failure, deeply unhappy, and [user was banned]
Even fucking though though

- I have loving and supporting family
- I have many good friends who care about me
- I have a cute and caring girlfriend
- I do not worry about food, water, or finances
- I live in a nice house in a first world country
I have all the essentials that a normal person would require to feel happy, but nonetheless I cannot move beyond the thought patterns and doomerisms of a depressed shut-in.
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Chud 04/27/26 (Mon) 08:35:34 №86452

>>86252 (OP)
Usually people are separated into 3 categories based on what they want to accomplish:
Career - become a respectable specialist in your professional niche (it's about self-accomplishment, not money)
Family - marry and raise children
Arts - self-expression, creation of something unique you're obsessed with etc.
Which one is closest to you? Maybe it's a tie of 2, or all 3, or you feel like nothing of this is important to you at all?

Chud 04/29/26 (Wed) 21:18:48 №86658

Stop being a dramatic faggot, suck it up, and get on with life. You have zero real struggles that aren't of your own creation.

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 05:16:48 №86677

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>>86658
>I AM ANGRY BECAUZE OF YOUR DEPRESSHON

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 18:29:46 №86730

sounds like laziness and being unappreciative of everything you have in your life, externalizing every problem and finding excuses to not do anything about it

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 18:38:05 №86731

>>86730
stfvvvv

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 03:57:30 №86856

>>86313
This is one of the issues. I don't really have interests that are fun for learning, and I don't feel progressed from learning things that will help me in the future - partially because I doubt the existence of that future.
>What sort of job are you looking to do in the future? Have you ever tried something like carpentry?
I have no idea. I used to enjoy STEM adjacent things, but not as much the past few years. Envisioning anything I might strive to learn would only serve for me to slave 40 years ago away is not enticing. Paradoxically, should I find something interesting, I wouldn't want to make a job out of it - lest I grow tired of said interest
>>86310
Thank you, I am usually shitposter tier; tried to put more effort in this one.
>>86397
Thank you
>>86452
I see value in them all, but lack a functioning baseline to achieve any. Plus, family is impossible without fulfilling the career part.

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Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 13:15:05 №86702 [Reply]

my best friend for about 8 years trooned out. how do i help them. what do i do.

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Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 10:18:23 №86786

>>86727
i hate troons and all but this argument is shit. also if we are going the "nature says" route a lot of fish species including the clownfish (nemo) change sex naturally

Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 10:19:37 №86787

what the fuck why did i post twice

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>>86786
Here are the other ones, this includes humans

Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 11:53:08 №86792

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and more

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 01:07:17 №86849

parasite schizo PLEASE stop

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 02:34:15 №86850

parasite schizo PLEASE start

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Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 00:15:46 №86843 [Reply]

Never got why eccentrics always gravitate towards idealizing Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold. They are parallels of their very admirers, leaky and loud bullying over-socialized twats with no admirable nor understandable motivation beyond misanthropy. Which itself is conveyed no matter the format in a historically performative tryhard manner. They had style, sure, but there was very little substance beneath that.

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Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 17:57:09 №84186 [Reply]

I don't even understand why I keep failing.
I spent my whole day today without using my computer, around around 5pm I turned it on just to read a book but about 2 hours into reading I got the urge to watch porn and relapsed. How do I stop this? What did I do wrong?

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 18:29:39 №84188

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I put icons in direct eyesight of my desktop
Watching porn on it is viscerally disrespecting heaven
I haven't watched porn on it since I put up the icons
<aryanddit spacing
And you should buy physical books for many reasons including not being tempted to watch porn.

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 21:14:14 №84205

>>84188
Thank you, I'll try this

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 21:15:40 №84207

>>84188
it's based and christpiIIed

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 21:37:16 №84211

i know everyone repeats this shit but i cannot stress how much simply being outside and doing random shit helps with addiction. this strategy helped me cut nicotine by 66% so far

Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 23:06:10 №86840

>>84188
I need to thank whoever made this reply because it's been over a month and I haven't had a single urge to masturbate or watch porn. God really does wonders.