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 №71799[Reply]

I don't feel like everything is going well. I feel like i am straying away from Jesus even though i pray a lot and i don't know how to fix that, my parents are fighting more and more and every night when i go to sleep i hear them yelling at each other. On the way home from school on my bus some kids spread a rumor that i jerk off to hentai and everyone believed it. I had a notebook where i drew 'jaks and i had a Nazi chud and i lost it so if someone finds it they are going to think I'm a Nazi.

 №71801

>some kids spread a rumor that i jerk off to hentai and everyone believed it.
how did that rumor actually begin?

 №71812

>>71801
My friend sent me some weird shit on Instagram with some anime girl being a tsundere

 №74307

Nazi


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 №71477[Reply]

yes i agree yes yes this explains it of course yes totally yeah yes i knew it yes

 №74306

Comment


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 №74294[Reply]

A lot of women who find me funny and relatable interact with me daily yet i don't know how make the next move. It's not like they talk to me on a daily basis, but they always like the raisin i share and are genuinely happy i message them but i don't want to be an obessed nigger loser or something

 №74295

I’ve never even interacted with a women in the last 8 weeks twin 😂✌️

 №74305

>>74294 (OP)
It's sucks because when i get to meet with some of them irl we have such a great time. Like is there something i am doing wrong?


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 №74187[Reply]

how do i talk to women

 №74189

don't be ugly
that's about it

 №74190

>>74189
what if youre an 'tismCHAD who spends 25 hours a day on the sharty and has atrophied the ability to engage in meaningful conversation without soyspeak and think women are bait

 №74223

don't do that why would you do that

 №74244

With your voice

 №74303

drink


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 №64835[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

it is so hot when women are forcefed and fattened up, they need to be plapjak material
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 №73777

Dwhmidteght

 №73850

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>it is so hot when women are forcefed and fattened up, they need to be plapjak material
<original content

 №73855

Ifkednfjorme

 №74241

stuffingfag why did you fuck your secretary while rizzing up this girl? so much for a good Christian man if you're cheating on your girl with some random and fucking her too

 №74298

>>74241
I'm not perfect and the opportunity presented itself, I fell to temptation. My main girl is getting quite hefty and she's actually far more attractive now

 №74313

Htddgtrs


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 №74293[Reply]

I want a cute black women with a big booty please

 №74296

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And straight hair. Don't forget the straight hair.

 №74299

How could I forget? No vacuum nose, obesity or attitude please. Ain't nobody got time for that. Perfect set of white teeth and fresh breath is also mandatory.

 №74300

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>How could I forget? No vacuum nose, obesity or attitude please. Ain't nobody got time for that. Perfect set of white teeth and fresh breath is also mandatory. ohio


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 №74297[Reply]

PSA: Don't play undertale.

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 №74064[Reply]


>Have you ever…
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 №74116

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none geg because jannies hate me or something. I made a banner after some soyteen suggested it but I don't think it got noticed (I think soyteen suggested wrong resolution anyways) as well as made some gemmies but those were never featured for some reason

 №74118

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>>74064 (OP)
i made the first dailyjak that appeared on the /home/ page and a bunch of ai generated shit thats still used to this day

 №74258

i led the raid that got the ribbit rally shut down
once i stole a get on some snca altchan

 №74263

I got on the happenings page 3 times and am the reason a board was (temporarily) made.
Does that count?

 №74290

I didn't quite make a site or board banner but I did make a ban image. Also a wiki article and an SMV.

I'm kind of getting back into this site after a break over this year's fall. Hope to fill out the rest of these.

 №74291

>>74290
I also led a couple of reddit and alt-image board raids and some pixelplanet reconquistas.


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 №74264[Reply]

Are any of you chuddies using Finasteride or Minoxidil?
My hair started falling out like crazy during the last few months, and now i have to rub in a Finasteride + Caffeine potion into my norwood 7 hairline daily. Does it actually work and are there any side effects? I don't think i'd look good bald because i'm skinnyfat and have acne on my head so i have to save what i got at all costs

 №74268

I have lush long dark wavy hair and will never bald

 №74285

just eat naturally dude
finasteride lets just say your children will have a hard time getting a love life


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 №72171[Reply]

Contuation of >>64292 (OP) because I cant stop leaking about my nigger life.
<Reddit space
Yeah so I REALLY should've taken the advice to get NEW friends. Not only is my ginger nigga drier than cardboard to fucking talk to, I even picked up his favourite tranime just so we'd have something to talk about but nothing. Also turns out this new friend group he's tried to weave me in 1. There's a guy who is a genuine comiepedotroon 2. A guy thats just a normie. 3. A homosexual who is one trip from a supposed medical emergency. Also turns out HE'S gay for him.
<Reddit space
So I just do not engage with them and tried to find friends in school. My only "friends" in school is a midget aquatic Mexican who is obsessed with troonslop like glitch productions, a guy who is a self proclaimed "satanist" ev&doe he acts like a reddit atheist
<REDDIT
I have no friends now. Furnigger told more people im a heccin nazi chud and made le gays. I have lost almost all interest in gaming and the only things I do now are rot in my bed lurking the party, practice with my drum pad and read scripture.
<REDDIT SPACE
I even got so desperate to leak about thid gay ass situation in some 'cord and was called a bigoted chud (don't what I expected doe)
<Reddit space
I'm not suicidal, don't think I'd ever would because I cant cope with the idea of my parents burying me that would be the pinnacle of being a Selfish Little Fuck. It also sends you to niggerhell.
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 №72526

what was the height of the "midget mexican"? I'm a castizo so i'm whiter than the average spicolas but i'm still kinda short (1.70). Would i be considered a midget in the US?

 №72527

>>72526
I live in the UK I called him a midget because hes 1.5m. Btw by aquatic Mexican I meant Filipino

 №72531

>>72485
niggerhell is for you kys

 №72532

>>72527
Op is from Uk?

 №72606

>>72532
Saging in this board is kind of silly since its a dnb. Also yes I live in The UK

 №74278

>>72487
I don't exactly know how I haven't gone mad.


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 №74274[Reply]

I've been pretty shaken today after finding out that a man only a few months younger than me was killed in a road accident near where I live.
He was cycling during the evening when he was struck by a car in a hit and run incident.
I was in a car with my mother and we drove past a group of cars pulled over with hazard lights on. The ambulance hadn't arrived yet and I didn't see the body so I just thought the pulled over cars had a fender-bender crash.
I regularly cycle to work as I'm still learning to drive so I can very easily symphasise with the deceased man. I don't know exacly who he was but I most likely went to school with him.
May God rest his soul.

 №74276

That’s sad but can you do the gommeflip?


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 №74260[Reply]

I have anxiety and obsessive-compulsive disorders, a social phobia, depression, ADHD and autism. Is it over for me?

 №74266

>IMG_6733
Yes


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 №73702[Reply]

IM RUSSIAN!
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 №73842

Fuck off to /pol/

 №73994

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New dvach is a normies shit, kys sibnigger

 №74014

>>73702 (OP)
Братишка, да ты дoлбаёб, eщё и Zeтник навeрнoe

 №74028

Dvach davno stal svinarnikom, no uchta etot genialnii flag, tebe v tom svinarnike i mesto

 №74046

>>73774
LMAOOOO NIGGER U U SO USED TO DRY AND CRUSTY AMERICAN ZOG APPROVED PISS PUSSY U JUST MAD

 №74257

>>74014
хiхла cпрociть забьiли


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