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 №73749[Reply]

yall got any good dreams?
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>brush, pray, and put on pjs
>go sleep
>dream
>exact same thing every day for the past few weeks
>it feels good
>alarm rings
>tfw its all a dream
i often dream of just being with someone i could know and trust. sounds kinda silly to conceptualize an idea rather than a physical identity, but i mean religions and different societies have their own angels and demons i guess. i guess maybe its just my longing for a true relationship or a friend i could trust; a spot in my life that i often feel voided.
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 №76006

Most of my dreams are about me killing someone, failing to properly hide the body, and getting caught. Maybe I'm just niggerbrained

 №76007

i was naked and 3 niggers with 200 inch bibiseas were chasing me
the last thing i felt was the tip of one of their bibiseas touching my asscheek

 №76008

>>76006
Make sure to do a funny face in your facebook profile picture before you get put on the news!

 №76062

Driving and almost fighting mostly

 №76104

havent had muc

 №76164

my dreams seem often vulgar nowadays. its just another temptation


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 №76138[Reply]

Why does everyone shill the easy peasy method?

I've read it and it felt like it was written in 2010 with the target audience being a 30 year old man, with a wife and kids, who goons maybe 3 times a week.
>If you’re forwarded a URL by a friend, take pride in saying, “I’m happy to say I don’t need that anymore.” This will hurt them, but when they see it isn’t bothering you they’ll be halfway to joining you.
>Why not then declare your quitting to friends and family? Well, it’ll make you a proud ex-addict or ex-user, not an elated and happy non-user. It might scare your partner a bit since they may see this as an scheme to have more sex, in a sort of New Age way. They may also fear you turning into a sex machine. It’s hard to explain unless they’re open-minded.
Literally NO ONE does this

It keeps repeating the same bullshit for like 20 chapters
>yeah bro the secret truth that absolutely no one has ever said is that porn is heckin' bad for you and you need to stop believing its good!!!!11
No shit, there is not a single person nowadays (aside from redditors) who believes porn is in any way good.
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 №76140

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>>76138 (OP)

The book is retarded because Hackauthor2 is full of himself and has some kind of savior complex. There's a shorter remake of the book that I think is a lot better: https://burgeonbook.vercel.app/

Also there's another (older) short remake that I found pretty helpful.

The truth is is that these "steps to quitting" can only be effective if you have intrinsic motivation to quit. Otherwise it makes more sense to keep gooning.

I don't know your circumstances, but maybe reflect on your life and ask yourself where you want to be in 5 years, and think of ways you can achieve that. I know this sounds generic, and it is because most self help advice is bullshit that only worked with the person that wrote the "advice" in the first place.

 №76141

idunno dude who cares

 №76149

The best part is that it INSISTS on you reading the whole fucking thing, including massive nothing burgers, even though the entire book can be summed up in a few sentences.

Here's something that I think works best, assuming that you have at least a bit of money to cough up:
>Take a 2 week to 1 month trip somewhere (a month works best THOUGH). It doesn't have to be anything spectacular, but as long as you can do anything besides sitting and rotting on your phone you're good.
>If you have any porn accounts or anything saved DELETE IT BEFORE THE TRIP. This step works best if you're only logged in on your PC but not on your phone. If you have real trust issues or you know you're going to go back into your old habits, look into DNS blocking, and either add a blocklist through your router (recommended), or by modifying the hosts.txt file if you're on Windows (slower for your pc). I can recommend this one https://github.com/hagezi/dns-blocklists?tab=readme-ov-file#nsfw
>Since you will probably take your phone, imagine that a glowie is actively looking at what you're watching. Every porn site, video and image is used to profile you and spy on you. Think of this every time you want to do it. (If you don't care, just buy one of those shitty Nokia reboots for 50 dollars and use that for the duration of your trip)
>Try occupying yourself with other activities at the trip. Try having fun basically. Friends help with this, but this is /r9k/. Don't kid yourself.
>After some time, you'd just start enjoying life. Not thinking about wanting to goon but genuinely being in the moment and having fun.
>After you come back, you should be able to be goonfree mentally.
I hope this helps someone.

 №76157

>>76138 (OP)
>Why does everyone shill the easy peasy method?
Because it worked for them. Why do you think? There are problems with and stupidities in the book and there are certainly better books on addiction, but most of this post is just misconstruing random parts of the easy peasy method.


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 №76100[Reply]

with christmas being tomorrow, i don’t really feel as excited about it anymore
i still enjoy getting together with family but like whenever i turned 17/18 christmas just became less fun and less thought of, like i lost my christmas spirit
plus now it never snows in the uk so you can’t even tell

 №76103

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im not particularly excited since i wont be able to see my friends (if i had any) or family or just the people i love irl.

 №76105

>>76100 (OP)
I relate. I live in Florida so I never see snow here as well. The most Christmas spirit I’ve had were the times I’ve visited New York during winter as a child. I haven’t visited or been visited by family for Christmas in years, it’s only me and my dear mom.

 №76127

>>76100 (OP)
show up to the family christmas gathering with a santa costume on

 №76151

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I stop getting excited for christmas since I was like 14. Since then it's just another sign that I'm getting older and time is running out. does that make me a slf?


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 №76031[Reply]

i was raped

 №76067

Did you liked it

 №76136

>>76067
yeah i did


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 №76133[Reply]

I pooped myself

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 №75997[Reply]

I dreamed I was in some kind of futuristic room where the floor was made up of hexagonal tiles. Some of these hexagons protruded more than others, creating an uneven surface. They were also made of a special gel that caused you to slowly sink in a bit if you stood in one spot for too long. The tiles themselves were black, but their edges glowed in a dark blue, which made the floor look really cool.
<
Anyway, there were a ton of 10/10 futas in that room, and some of them just finished cumming, so a part of the floor was completely covered in semen. I basically had my own futa harem. Then I went over to a futa who looked like widowmaker, fucked her, and ended up cumming irl.

 №76126

nigga just say you had a wet dream

 №76130

Niggar i had dreams with the worst bestiality, pedophilia and fag stuff even doe i was disgusted by it ou algo. Stop gooning and move on


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 №75725[Reply]

i think im being lied to by a girl but im not sure if my 75iq brain is actually connecting the dots for it or im just being insecure

so i've been talking to this girl via ig for a few months from now (she is american from Nebraska and im from the dominican republic) and we got close because we liked the same shit music and stuff, eventually we started half joking half flirting until we actually started also joking about marrying for green card and having kids and shit and i was genuinely confused because a WHITE girl from the USA would think a shitskin from the caribbean that isnt even liked by girls from my own country is cute or something

I ended up actually falling for this girl ad the nice things she said
>i think you deserve better
>I think you're perfect
>I like everything about you
>you're literally so freacking adorable and handsome and sweet and silly and funny and reasoned
and I fell for it because a cute white girl who liked the same shit as me said it
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>>75725 (OP)
btw this is op speaking this thread is now obsolete as i just met a girl from my country and we spent the whole night cuddling at the cinema, we will start dating soon

 №76009

>>75725 (OP)
you might not think it now, but now you know and in the future you know what to watch out for.

ie all internet relationships and ldrs are fake and gay, their very nature is vapid and intangible, the medium is the message

 №76035

>>76009
i dont really talk with her anymore as i found a woman FROM MY COUNTRY that actually wants me

yeah the e girl was a liar, just after i told her that i was seeing a girl now she went back to matching couple pfps with the exact same dude geg

white women are evil

 №76037

>>76035
all racemixers are evil.

 №76116

you're a nigger

 №76123

All the foids are like her


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 №76023[Reply]

how do i get better at debating and public speaking
i want to be more confident in expressing ideas and not being a little bitch in arguments/conversations in general

 №76025

just argue with people more often

 №76046

>>76023 (OP)
Just rage bait. Not kidding.

 №76121

The one time i had to debate some lib chick(who talked 2 hrs about pegging) about imigration and gender theory and i basicly baited her by acting as if i wasnt educated in her retarded ideas which led to her trying to explain it during which i could expose the logical flaws.


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 №76038[Reply]

I constantly read no nut shit on here but its never clear. Is it porn pple hate, or is it jacking off?
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 №76102

>>76038 (OP)
its the pornography thats despised. that stuff is addictive and bad for you. you should strive to get rid of it from your life. if you want to control yourself, you need to get rid of your vices

 №76106

Well porn is the ultimate evil but that doesnt mean that jacking off isnt bad either. Porn is one of the worst things introduced to the human race and completely rapes goonerfags minds. No surprise there as it was made by the jews.

 №76108

>>76102
I dont jack off to porn, I honestly dont really get it. All the sites are impossible to naivgate, have a million different ads. You have to worry about ur ISP knowing what you jack off to, can't do it on anything work related incase you get compromised. All that just to have to scroll through 10 garrllion different feitish videos like bbc, foot fetish, scat, fucking guro. All to end up on the most boring fucking thing I have ever seen with the most mid women imaginable. I honestly haven't actively jacked off to porn in years, though i constantly get flashed with it by gooner fags. My problem is just masturbating though.

 №76117

Both are bad for different reasons. Porn is probably worse because its an unnatural contrivance which WILL rewire your brain to crave it always.
>>76108
You go to dedicated gooning sites, get a gorillion viruses geg

 №76118

>>76098
HindAryan trvke

 №76119

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>actually it does the opposite
>when u 'oon prolactin gets released which drops ur dopamine (post nut regret o algx)
>prolactin
>ill let the 4cuck explain it im lazy
>blah blah blah prolactin antagonistic to GnRH
<Anwnwnw


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 №76032[Reply]

Hey guys I need help. This is a question mainly for males (guys) but I guess anybody can answer like if you're a lesbian something. Anyway! My friend and I are trying to decide who has the best boobs and this seems like a good place to ask. Which of us has better boobs? PLEASE DO NOT VOTE BEFORE UNDERSTANDING BOTH PAIRS OF BOOBS! Ask any questions you may have about the boobs before voting also. ANYWAY! On to the boobs!
Her boobs:
Huuuuuge
Sorta floppy (still firm tho)
Huge nipples

My boobs:
Not the biggest boobs (still pretty big though!)
Smaller nipples that look like little erasers
Super perky and bouncier
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 №76050

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geg this pasta is so funny how do nusois still fall for it

 №76075

>>76032 (OP)
did your tbp get hard while typing this niggerbait op

 №76076

>>76050
unfunny pasta that gave me a boner

 №76079

I'm hopping on the IRC right now. Expect this thread to be deleted (and 3 day bans for everyone) in a few minutes.

 №76090

>>76075
its funny nigga
>>76076
ITS FUNNY NIGGGGAAAA
>>76079
geg

 №76107

glowie foid fedposting


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 №74090[Reply]

i'm going to be a retard and make YET another thread like as if i didn't make a billion of them already, —>; >>73315 (OP) but i think i irreparably rekt my brain with porn. you'll geg at this (and you should) but i gooned to way too much hentai and rule 34 that it shits all over my self-image and there might be some things (like media) i can't look at without feeling shame because of it, it feels as if there's a part of me i'll never get back. there's also the fact that i can't really do much and i can't even be comfortable sitting down to watch or play something, not to mention my health is crap. i also keep getting these zits which don't seem to stop. i'm not even worried about anything anymore, i feel empty and have no energy at all. if you were in my position, what would you even do at this point?
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 №75523

>>75520
not yet unfortunately, i haven't been able to get in the position to really speak about it and i'm still having some pretty bad mental health episodes.
i still plan on eventually getting to them though so i haven't forgotten about it

 №75530

I'm the other guy with the similar problem and i have been feeling alot more normal recently because i suddenly stopped being desensitized to degeneracy and stopped having any real urge to goon. However the OCD still persists and the regret sucks way too much to the point i'm afraid i can never recover. I also developed a few other OCDs but it could be trivial

 №76128

>>75523
Well, in that case, you could still shell out some money for D3 and Omega 3 supplements(those helped me out the most). I'd advise you to go for the 4000 IU for D3 as it's the highest one you can safely take long term with no side effects, especially now in winter since you get even less sun exposure.
If you are feeling tired all the time you could also suffer from anemia or iron deficiency so you could look into some iron supplements as well(most come packed with B12), but go easy on those because as a male, you don't need that much iron.
>>75530
Are you that mediator guy who made a thread a few months ago about getting OCD from having to filter too much 'P, by any chance?

 №76129

>>76128
>Are you that mediator guy who made a thread a few months ago about getting OCD from having to filter too much 'P, by any chance?

Isn't that Op?

 №76131

>>76128
good advice, replying to let you know that i'm still reading this and i'm noting it down
i have taken some similar supplements before, but i don't know if they were as good as the D3 4000 IU
>>76129
no, but being a mediator sounds horrible

 №76132

since this isn't too urgent at the moment, i'll supersage the thread to bring it down a bit
nonetheless, i'll keep noting the advice being left here as it's some really good info


 №76074[Reply]

The Only Blackpill Video You Need to See

 №76080

snca snca

 №76083

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vantawhite gemerald that cvred the trannies
>latvian vvin

 №76088

>>76074 (OP)
goatis a retarded jew

 №76095

QWIQ I NEED TO EAT RAW MEAT AND MILK

 №76097

no nigga just watch rehab room, this is for like normies. also raw diet is cope btw


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 №76000[Reply]

Has this ever happened to (You)?
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 №76017

I never understood why 'tok foids do this type of videos where they do random movements with a caption, what's exactly the point of these videos? what are they trying to depict?

 №76018

>>76017
they try to bait all goontroons and sisafaggots without having to undress

 №76019

>>76000 (OP)
i don't talk to women

 №76027

>>76000 (OP)
whore

 №76030

shit this is a GET

 №76081

>>76030
much more just trips doe


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 №76072[Reply]

My reddit girlfriend just dumped me

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 №76033[Reply]

How come the girl in my class that literally pissed herself in front of everybody has more friends than me
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 №76042

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just imagine if you were there under her legs and able to slurp up all that pee…

 №76043

>>76041
no but serious talk that was something to switch schools altogether

 №76052

>>76033 (OP)
shit yourself.

 №76053

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>>76052
geg do that op

 №76057

Pretty privilege
>>76052
Start doing this

 №76058

>>76052
do it at a school event and make sure to eat the spiciest taco bell the night before and laxatives 1 hour before you do it


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