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Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 17:18:30 №103703 [Reply]

So I just bought ALDI chicken without realising it's probably mystery meat from china.

Will I die if I eat this for dinner?

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 18:20:54 №103711

>>103703 (OP)
You bought 'o from the chicken factory geg
Eat it and feel like a giga

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 12:15:17 №103766

we all have to die anyway

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 12:53:34 №103768

No you won't die it's way worse you'll become homosexual

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 16:30:09 №103775

>>103703 (OP)
https://voca.ro/1nzVKvAJhxuT

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 18:12:21 №103778

>>103775
you sound like a flamboyant faggot

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R9K Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 23:10:24 №103724 [Reply]

Hey guys are people now retarded? these dumb coons just let there disabled family members near fire works?
: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQ0x8KoiWfO/

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 00:23:53 №103729

look at the comments lol
typical nigger behavior.

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 07:53:05 №103757

Niggers easily humiliate themselves making good entertainment they're so retarded it's hilarious

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 12:19:59 №103767

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>>103724 (OP)
>AH LAWD! AH LAWD!

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 13:00:47 №103769

>>103767
>WATCHU DOIN' TERRY

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 15:36:37 №103774

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>PUT IT IN REVERSE TERRY!

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Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 19:24:22 №103719 [Reply]

why do i like autistic males

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 20:37:54 №103721

>>103719 (OP)
I don't know, you tell us

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 09:25:28 №103761

You don't you don't you don't YOU DON'T! FOIDS LYE CONSTANTLY SO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I BELIEVE YOU? AUTISTCHUDS ARE GOING TO BE ALONE FOREVER

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 11:07:52 №103763

>>103761
i am a male!

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 11:08:21 №103764

>>103721
i think they are cute and easy to talk to and i get attached to their avoidant nature but it's no good for me

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 11:48:02 №103765

>>103764
What do you mean "it's not good for you"? Liking autistic men is arguably better than liking troons or fags. They're more interesting than normies, for one.

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 13:03:14 №103770

>>103719 (OP)
Im not gay but i can understand why for friendship. I have a lot of autist friends, they are more honest when it comes to feelings, have more interests with me in common and are less likely to be trend following tards

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Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 17:10:36 №102940 [Reply]

its giving small dick energy

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Chud 10/14/26 (Wed) 00:00:20 №102994

>>102986
Women like to insult men by calling our dicks tiny.
so its just a classic womanism

Chud 10/14/26 (Wed) 04:22:36 №103024

>>102940 (OP)
Damn she is BOGGED.

Chud 10/17/26 (Sat) 12:23:26 №103298

Are women becoming aware of racemixing?

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 16:58:54 №103694

>>102940 (OP)
Why are liberals obsessed with MAGA cock?

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 23:47:22 №103728

I’m Hispanic and she kinda looks a bit Hispanic too

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 07:57:13 №103758

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>>102994
>If you don't agree with me you have a small penis which is bad okay

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Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 03:35:27 №103742 [Reply]

womens problims

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 04:27:40 №103745

ESL
>original

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 06:27:02 №103749

I saw that foids are freaking out over a Shane Gillis joke about women at the gym are being whores. Now they have even less shame and wear even smaller and tighter clothing while getting more obese and ugly. Foids are truly evil and retarded
>It's hecking misogyny

very cruel of you Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 01:25:53 №103736 [Reply]

The world is playing a cruel joke on me. I'm feeling nostalgic for my depressed hikkineet days when I was a total failure and wanted to kill myself everyday, ev&oe my life is objectively better than ever now that I'm back in school, doing well, have lots of friends, go to the gym, etc.
I'm unsure what to do with these feelings. I'm unsure if I should do anything at all with them. I'm sure this feeling won't fade with time. I'm sure someday not soon they will make me collapse back into being a neet. Maybe I'll be okay, or even happy, with that.
It's a weird feeling. Please listen to the attached soundtrack, it's very nice.

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 06:20:02 №103748

Ignore the feelings. Ive felt random bursts of nostalgia for different periods of when I was at school. But i am fully aware that currently i am the happiest ive been in years, that in school i was always tired and depressed. Its just the rose tinted glasses of looking at the past. Yes, i had friends that i no longer speak to then. But i need to remember why i dont speak to them anymore when i get nostalgic for the time spent together.

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Chud 10/18/26 (Sun) 23:53:12 №103437 [Reply]

I tried to kill myself September 10th 2025. I overdosed on mainly Soma. I took a lethal dose washed down with alcohol. I was found dying in a poison ivy brush by a trucker.

Upon waking up I denied my family access to see me except my brother. Some male nurse who looked like the original soyjak came in arguing with me and fighting me for not wanting my family to see me in this state.

Ever since then if have only wished it worked. I never had a flash of wanting to live after doing it. I woke up and said I wish I wasn't saved. I'm a drug addict who's exhausted all his options and hurt or drive away anybody who cared. I've betrayed many people I love.

I feel like this life has nothing left for me. I feel like I deserve to be punished. I feel like I deserve to die. I just think I've gone rotten and spoiled like an egg. I always threaten to kill myself. So this time I wanna make sure I have no chance of coming back.

I'm considering doing it on a Livestream out by a creek somewhere. I know this spot, it's so beautiful. I have been dead since 2023 anyway.

I'm making everything about myself I know. But I'm just so badly hurt. My mind doesn't work. I am mentally ill and schizophrenic.

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Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 02:35:59 №103630

Out of curiosity, why was the only person you allowed to come visit your brother? I have a twin brother myself and I find that kind of relationship is very special compared to a friend.

Maybe spend some time reflecting on what gives you even the smallest bit of purpose. Maybe adopting an animal or getting involved in volunteer work could be a way of finding that. Even if it's not everything at once it's still something. Comparison is the thief of joy.

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 03:35:32 №103631

>>103437 (OP)
please dont do it bro

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 06:33:31 №103647

>>103437 (OP)
sharty mass suicide when?

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 06:35:17 №103648

>>103631
bro we are already in hell
it doesn't matter
none of this

"don't do it bro" is straight cope, faggot

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 01:14:14 №103732

Make sure to understand the consequences, if you fuck up again it could make your life worse.

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 01:32:40 №103739

Wow you’re such a retarded failure you tried killing yourself and couldn’t even succeed at that

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Whats your Ideology and Stance Chud 09/03/26 (Thu) 23:17:22 №97143 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Describe in this thread

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Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 09:58:08 №103661

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Did a test, figure it out nigger

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 18:31:36 №103713

im a futurist ethno-fascist, but i also like china, Ba'athist syria and the DPRK

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 18:47:23 №103715

>>103661
it means youre a faggot

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 18:55:30 №103716

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this is my neovalues btw

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 20:42:26 №103722

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shit nobaldi cares about
>>103716
>National-primitivism
dudes just make up shit

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 00:53:36 №103730

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neoclitty

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Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 12:30:29 №103672 [Reply]

There's a single mom who lives in my building and I was in the elevator with her just a few minutes ago.
I was going down to the lobby to pick up my packages order and wearing my house slippers and a robe. I probably look like a lazy slob but that's fine because I am too lazy to get dressed most days. At least I'm authentic and not trying to put a mask on for the world.
So I was in the elevator riding back up to my floor with this single mom and her kid and I could see she kept side eyeing me like she wanted to make conversation or something. I didn't really know what to say so I just blurted out "nice elevator we are in huh?" She just stared at me and smiled a little bit but didn't say anything back.
Then she got off the elevator. Didnt even say anything not even a goodbye.

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 13:29:44 №103673

damn nigga, you could've hit

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 16:57:19 №103692

>nice elevator we are in huh?
AsperGOD

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 16:58:19 №103693

>>103672 (OP)
faGOD never change numale spergs are something

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 18:00:49 №103709

AutismGOD I kneel

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Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 10:41:02 №103663 [Reply]

dont rape your wife lol

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 11:18:58 №103665

The foidim will retroactively revoke consent if they break up with you.

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 16:59:16 №103695

Foids genuinely think the exact words 'I consent to this penis entering my vagina' needs to be uttered for it to count as consent.
(Except for when the realises she does not like it so revokes consent once it is already inside thus making you a rapist anyway).

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 16:59:49 №103696

>>103695
except they dont or something

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Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 01:45:40 №102851 [Reply]

It's kinda painful to know that even on the sharty, I don't belong here. Any community that I join on this planet, I'll just be larping that I'm like them, when the truth is I'm just a weirdo who shares a tiny bit in common with other people, but really belongs nowhere. I have to interact with people in a very very specific and rehearsed and deliberate way where I calculate everything I'm going to say first, because if I just say what I'm actually thinking and feeling everyone looks at me like a freak

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Chud 10/15/26 (Thu) 04:40:51 №103121

>>102851 (OP)
Stop being a whore just to fit in and forget about it whatsoever. Just be yourself, act like you want, and eventually you'll find people of your mindset.

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 15:33:40 №103676

OP here. I still feel exactly the same way. its over

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 16:15:42 №103677

>>103676
What did you expect nigga

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 16:43:37 №103685

Real
(original)

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 16:49:15 №103688

>worrying about belonging on an anonymous imageboard
you're not gay are you

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 16:51:03 №103689

>>102857
have you ended up gravitating to lolcow at any point?

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Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 23:36:52 №103610 [Reply]

just ask her out bro are you afraid?

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Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 05:44:27 №103641

>>103635
it's not catcalling but it's retarded to record it

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 05:51:20 №103643

>>103641
She totally wouldnt have accused him of rape if he hadnt recorded it

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 05:59:43 №103644

This is kinda sad and discouraging
but men are really creepy sometimes (I say this as a man) so I get the abrasiveness on her end. Dont get the following him at all, she should've just let him go instead of escalating for zero reason. Guy is weird for recording but I get it's for content plus most states are one party consent AFAIK. Overall not an accurate test shouldve been done with modded meta glasses or other covert recording.
>>103616
Do this. Relationships formed out of friendsship are better anyways IMHAHO

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 06:00:11 №103645

>>103643
Nobaldi does this get off wizchan

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 09:05:43 №103660

>>103645
Everybaldi does dis get on wizchan

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>>103640
>How is this catcalling?
he was basically asking her to hook up? she's a total stranger and he doesn't know a thing about her. and he did this to multiple women based on looks. it's the same thing as catcalling just trying to be more sneaky (and failing)
>He wasnt pushy
he was recording
>he wasnt rude
he was recording
also, *not* doing either of these things doesn't entitle you to being treated like you're the second damn coming of jesus christ. wtf do you think she's gonna do nigga, get on her knees and kiss your ass for "not being rude or pushy"?
>He walks up
while recording
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Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 06:37:51 №103650 [Reply]

time to get 'nished by the Jannies
is it fine for a high school junior to ask out a high school freshman girl?

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 06:44:59 №103651

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>>103650 (OP)
Bait or retarded. Pointless to respond to this thread either way.
Then… why am I responding to it? Have I really become that bored of the bald man with glasses and facial hair website and its contents that Im willing to denigrate myself and respond to this drivel? I sigh and look back at the thread, partially wishing that I had never discovered said bald men with glasses and facial hair website…

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 16:37:45 №103681

>>103651
Thisisntbait,niglet

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Chud 10/19/26 (Mon) 22:39:49 №103523 [Reply]

why dont you just get a little bit more in shape to get a girl

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Chud 10/20/26 (Tue) 08:34:34 №103547

Too much work for too little reward, and I'm not tall

Chud 10/20/26 (Tue) 08:59:25 №103549

>>103523 (OP)
Getting in shape won't get you a girl if you're not already tall and facially attractive, I guess it could only help if you're really fat but have good facial bones underneath that fat but it's more about body fat than big muscles

Chud 10/20/26 (Tue) 18:58:38 №103564

i'm lazy

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 16:31:31 №103678

bait or mental retardation. it wont do anything nigger

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 16:33:15 №103679

>>103523 (OP)
the same reason as for a wompa i think, if your face is fugly its over

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 16:36:07 №103680

>>103524
Haha asians are on top of southern europeans geggity geggity geg

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Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 11:05:15 №103664 [Reply]

>you have to agree to only have sex with "me" forever
>I will refuse to have sex with you