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reddit.com/r/tulpas

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this but instead of having sex with your brain u are fucking a reptile demon that's harvesting your energy

 â„–82777

tulpa just like muh heckin edelweisserino

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>>82734 (OP)
tulpas = gem


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 â„–82787[Reply]

All of the cute guys in my school have a girlfriend

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 â„–82714[Reply]

All the cute girls in my school have a boyfriend

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You can turn into cute girl get a bf though

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>>82718
fuck you
<unoregano

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>>82773
Baited award

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Who cares. Join a mercenary group and shoot niggers

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>>82780
That's my ultimatum in life; my goal is to make weapons or some shit.


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 â„–82749[Reply]

I really hate that I was born in america. I hate that I was introduced to porn early. I hate that I have been eating goyslop since I was a caca. I hate that I have lived on the internet for most of my life and wasted my youth. I hate how unintelligent I am. I hate that niggers and joooos are ruining everything. I don't want to be a normie, but I don't want to be a lazy gamer gooner retard either, and I don't want to kill myself. I just wish I could start my life over again and be born in a different country.
What advice am I seeking? I don't know, I don't know what to do. I have no life goals because da jooos ruined everything or however my clitty leakage goes.

 â„–82755

if you can? travel
ramble the world my nusoa

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>im a pleb because of le heckin jooooos!!!!!

Theres nothing stoping you from working out and becoming an aryanGOD


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 â„–82775[Reply]

And I will do nothing about it

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>threatening to do nothing
clitlers, is our LARP over?


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 â„–82765[Reply]

I look like this and say this, how could you tell?

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 â„–82757[Reply]

When I see a tranny or femboy show their face, it gives me the masculine urge to start working out and become strong.

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same here, for some reason it spikes my cortisol, i dont know why but probably because i see such as repulsive

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>>82759
I saw some arab guy talking about wanting to wear makeup, paint his nails and wear cute clothes. Shit disgusted me and this nigga is 30 years old.

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>>82757 (OP)
What if u see just a normal guy

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>>82762
then I'm not repulsed

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>see disgusting faggots and niggers you don't like
>get a near deadly cortisol spike and start working out
i do this


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i was about to have a wet dream but the girl told me to wait 15 minutes cuz she was busy then i woke up
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i had a dream where i was at PE in a group of 2 or 3 (cant remember) and i kept making references to some snca and my friend got mad. Then I looked outside of thr window we had and saw a massive hasidic jew in the sky but his clothes were red instead of black. Then my friends mexican friend went on his phone to watch tiktok and one of those audios with the 808s started playing so i began making autistic 808 noises and fell backwards, near a group of 3 girls and got embarrassed and ran away towards whoever another person im close with

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>>81347
you need to marry her NOW

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>>73282 (OP)
Every time I have a sexy dream I wake up in a cold sweat right before sticking it in.

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>>82253
no shes hindu

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>>73282 (OP)
i fall in love with stacies that i could never ever be with irl in my dreams

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anytime im about to have a wet dream, its usually with a old woman (like 40-60), who was about to have sex with me, but then runs away from me for some reason or just disappears. I dont even like old women


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 â„–82745[Reply]

trannies here, right?

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"just ask out girls" "talk to women dood"
all gaslighting copenukes
Women don't feel safe around me because I'm a sperg.
When you're a sperg, you send confusing social signals, and people perceive you as untrustworthy, unattractive, and uncanny.
Being a pariah, I don't see why it would be reasonable to dump my affection on random foids just trying to study at uni or whatever. The only thing I'll attract is retaliation.
Only people who were never in my shoes telling me this. Old people, neurotypicals, and women. They never knew what it is like to always be suspicious despite having the best of intentions.
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take the buddhism pill

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to all truecels reading this thread do not listen to any of the normie faggots trying to gaslight you into believing its your fault

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>to all truecels reading this thread do not listen to any of the normie faggots trying to gaslight you into believing its your fault
amen brah

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>to all truecels reading this thread do not listen to any of the normie faggots trying to gaslight you into believing its your fault
<reddit spacing

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>>82486 (OP)
Without exaggeration every time ive ever went out of my way to try to talk to a woman in my life, without fail i always either get made fun of and ridiculed or they flat out ignore me. I hate the normie idea of "just go outside bro" because whenever I have done so I get shit on for doing nothing.

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It's unfortunate but it is the reality of things. Our only real chances are with other spergs, and those seem to be rare among women. I feel sad that I probably won't be able to have kids but it's just kind inevitable


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im a KHV and not a KHHV because a fat ugly chick held my hand with feigned interest when she was trying to blackmail me
leaving many of you in the dust

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i hugged a girl once and also one time a girl said my hair is nice and patted my head

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>>82494
thats so heckin wholesome

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If my mom counts then I'm only V, cuz my mom has KHH'd me

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> she was trying to blackmail me leaving many of you in the dust
Did she BLACKED (You)?


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 â„–82603[Reply]

I goon to random linkedin ladies

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>>82603 (OP)
like who?

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>>82631
i dunno, this r<ndom foid i found

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>>82662
Aryan sisa

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This is now a linkedin foids rating thread


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My online friend is whining how a neighbor girl keeps chasing and flirting with him for 2+ months but he is too anxious to ask her out while I am out here rotting alone and no one ever gaf about me or give me disgusted looks or make fun of me whenever I try to interact

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I look like the pic btw


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The more I look at the current of everything the more I want stop aging

I don't wanna get old and work a job for the rest of my life and give all my shit to some old landlord couple and live in some shitty cramped place

Plus the fact I'll probably get drafted and die for satanic pedophiles.
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>>82639
as a criminal you can't ever live with peace of mind because you always have a risk of somebody wanting to get you and your purpose is still connected to the system. Why care about sabotaging the clown show if you're gonna become a part of it in the process. A hobo doesn't care about artificial purposes such as identity or revenge because he can feel the true way when his mind is clear and still. Or something, I don't know.

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>>82639
>>82652
nevermind. The more I think about it, the more hopeless it all looks. If the elites can push any law, kill children, eat them, and order around wars for any reason and we, the people, still haven't united to just fucking kill them then what could possibly pierce the veil of inaction. Maybe you're right.

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>>82630
this is what i'm planning on doing

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>>82630
Diogenes would be proud

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you will die for israel GEEEEEEG

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>>82630
one of the best things one can do for oneself is to learn how to be homeless
>>82639
absurd blackpilling glownigger
>>82708
rlly fucked up but its more evidence for people that they need to wake up and start making friends with their neighbors, division has only ever allowed this shit to propagate, its the playbook of israelis
a lot of people will complain about the generals in the front not looking back but its military bearing, it would look unprofessional to look back and gawk at the scene.


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im mute and fluent in sign language ev&doe its snca since nophono uses it
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>>82649 (OP)
How is it teen? I knew an australian girl online who is also completely mute and I know she held a job as a butcher for a bit. Do you like your life?

 â„–82699

Show us how to sign soyspeak

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>>82695
sometimes i wish i could speak since its really hard communicating with someone as few people know sign language so i have to write or type something, when i was about 13 to 14 i really hated it but eventually stopped fighting it, i do like my life but sometimes living with this can be tiresome
>>82699
since soyspeak is pretty weird there's no actual signs for the words so you'd have to just spell most words, but some words like "soyteen" can be signed pretty easily

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>>82702
why are you mute doe

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>>82702
electrical engineer here, would you like to have electrodes jammed into your brain & connected to the most FIRE subwoofer?

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>>82703
accident when i was a little caca that damaged my larynx
>>82704
alright


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