/r9k/ - ROBOT9999

I'M 28M. I'VE BEEN SINGLE ALL MY LIFE. AND IT'S ONLY GETTING WORSE. I GROOM MYSELF, SHOWER, DRESS NICE, WORK, TRY TO BE NICE, PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING OF BASIC DECENCY. WHEN I TALK TO GIRLS ALL I GET IS DRY RESPONSES. WHENEVER I MAKE ANY ADVANCES I IMMEDIATELY GET REJECTED. MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I'M FAT, BALD, AND 5'3. I LITERALLY FAILED THE GENETIC LOTTERY. I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE. I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING. I FEEL LIKE AT THIS POINT I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE, AND I'M REALLY WORRIED BECAUSE WHEN I WAS 16 TO 24 I DIDN'T ACTUALLY EVEN LOOK THAT BAD. I HAD HAIR AND WAS ACTUALLY DECENTLY PHYSICALLY FIT. I AGED HORRIBLY, AND SINCE AGING I'VE ONLY GOTTEN UGLIER. HOW CAN I GET A GIRLFRIEND NOW WHEN I COULDN'T EVEN GET ONE WHEN I WAS IN MY PHYSICAL PRIME? TO TOP IT OFF I HAVE MENTAL ILLNESS, LIKE DEPRESSION AND SCHIZOPHRENIA. I GUESS I LITERALLY DON'T CHECK ANY BOXES FOR WHAT A GIRL WANTS AND NEVER WILL. I'VE EVEN LOWERED MY STANDARDS, TALKED TO GIRLS I DON'T FIND PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE AT ALL, PRETTY MUCH DONE EVERYTHING TO TRY AND GET A CRUMB OF AFFECTION. AM I JUST DOOMED TO BE ALONE FOR LIFE? THIS IS DEPRESSING AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. SOMEBODY HELP!!!