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 89927[Reply]

I keep seeing people on here talk about deworming and how apparently it helps out your mind a lot but how do I do it
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 90024

Goddamit ok im actually gonna make a guide on this
this was supposed to be niche o algo

 90051

>>90024
>niche
No, we need to spread deworming as much as possible. It's a real way to rid society of trannies and faggots. Waiting for your guide saar

 90241

>>90051
>lets groom as many people as possible into committing self harm!
pedophile behavior. kill yourself. make it slow and painful.

 90254

>>90241
you are a jew

 90260

>>90241
how's that self harm nigga
ivermectin is dangerous only with 10x overdose, keep being a walking worm breeder if you want so

 90270

>>90260
>>90254
glad you fucking stupid autists are obsessing over fucking up your diet and giving yourself terrible stools using drugs designed for a horse instead of doing anything with your lives. stop grooming the sub 70 iq retards on this site to self harm like you, this is just a madlibs hrt, hang yourselves pedophiles.



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 90166[Reply]

I know what I want to do, I know what I like, I have good habits and I know what hobbies and interests I’d enjoy but I just don’t why I want to do any of this stuff.
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All I do is go through the motions. I attack shit relentlessly but I have zero reason to continue doing something so my productivity is always fleeting.
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Idk how to find this. I’m trying to keep myself open to it but I just don’t know where to look.

 90167

find wife and have like 3 kids

 90183

>>90166 (OP)
maybe you should stop watching mlp

 90209

consider adhd meds and stop watching 'm'l'p

 90210

>consider adhd meds and stop watching 'm'l'pdis

 90256

doctor chud here diagnosing you with anhedonia

seek treatment or read about behavioural activation

 90258

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>I don’t know my purpose
Then your purpose is to find a purpose. That's okay too wholesomeheart



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 90012[Reply]

How do I cope with my brother being a chad who attracts women without him even lifting his finger (we are both in the same level of autemit) while my face melts into my neck and ill forever be a clattysell
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 90082

>>90076
good and bad are mostly axioms but can be logically intergated in everything, so not really axioms but fundamentally they are. elaborating my last 20 years of life is too hard to connect every good & bad. also, there simply cannot be a 100% thruth, you can doubt everything. your model of the world makes sense to some extent so trying to change that to be like mine will just end up in so much effort being wasted into useless conflict and j dint see a reason why, but j srill want to answer ro some extent but not really, texts cant keep up with my thoughts (as usual) but I'll be in this thread and will listen to you.
i always think, i mostly enjoy thinking and being human is a working and good fundament for that (including love etc etc), it has a lot of problems but for now it works but again texts are useless thry cant keep up with what i think. but i want too think and your text are good for that

 90087

>>90082
So it's situational AND axioms at once?
Judging with my model, good in logic of our world is helping the creator and helping others to improve themselves and get accepted outside of simulation. Bad is interrupting this progress and deceiving others so that they remain in simulation. It includes small mundane things like helping other people out of trouble so that they continue functioning and improving themselves (even if unnoticeable, life is chosen in a way to improve one's soul).
These "red pill" substances are some psychodelics like DMT (no I'm not encouraging to take it). There are statistics on its high dose effects which prove that it temporarily transports you into a reality to which our world is a simulation, you can search it up (or ask me if you're lazy).
I didn't take any doe, I got high on endogenous DMT (created by body) and experienced same effects as in statistics. It's amazing that body can produce such a high amount, official soyence ultimately denies this as "heresy" or something.

 90123

>>90087
sorry for the delay.
its pretty interesting, but who is the creator? is he everyting or is there other fundament of everything?
and is your way of ascending is becoming always morally right?
just want to compare you to some philosophers, msybe reccomend you some and hear what you think about them

 90163

>>90123
The creator (also known as god) doesn't know who he is himself. He just appeared at one moment with a set of skills and abilities, that's it. The point of him experimenting, creating laws of physics, us, and then this simulation is to determine: who is he, how did he appear, the properties of the world he is in, and whether it's a simulation or not.
Our role in it is mostly running calculations, keeping this simulation or other experiments working. Despite having conscience most time we are supposed to act like calculators geg. Yet he made us conscious for some purpose, I still haven't fully figured out how it all works.
Ascending is individual for everyone but there are common things. It's about proving that you are adequate and won't ruin anything after you ascend. It involves helping others (to keep them alive, well-functioning and improving), having children (to supply bodies for other souls), not acting like a vile greedy kike (obvious) and being adequate overall. There is some ultra-reliable model which simulates your behavior if ascended and based on it you ascend after death or try again with other body. Since it's a simulation everything is visible and transparent to those outside of it (even your thoughts) so there is no way to cheat it.
I doubt that some philosopher has views exactly same as mine but still want you to tell me which ones are similar.

 90251

get rich and get surgery is the only cope

 90257

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your brother needs to deworm because of the sexually transmitted parasites



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 89971[Reply]

>sending pooner ex monthly anonymous encouragement messages so she won't lop her fucking tits off
I'm such a cuck can somebody go to my house and kill me
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 90057

>>89971 (OP)
tell her about parasite pill

 90058

>>89971 (OP)
>not leaving your ex alone
>caring about your ex
>not forgetting about your ex
cuck mindset

 90194

>stalking a troon so xir doesn't hurt xirself

 90195

do not let women consume you

 90198

>>90000
nigger poop 2

 90252

>lop her tits off
she already has.
there, now u can stop



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 90128[Reply]

why do femoids stand-up sensitive young men? If shes just attention-seeking then why does she schedule a date just to not show up? Why do femoids not respect people's time?
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 90201

>>90128 (OP)
>If shes just attention-seeking then why does she schedule a date just to not show up?
did this happen to you? if so, im sorry teen… as another sensitive young man this would fuck me up for months

 90206

>>90201
no ive just heard a thrembillion stories about it
i dont believe in myself enough to try and date a foid

 90208

>>90206
Date a moid instead

 90221

>>90208
sybau diddyfoid

 90238

they r theyre own person w their own issues and flaws

 90250

>>90238
very few people on earth disrespect other peoples time as much as the average american femoid



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 90029[Reply]

So I cracked a trans girl. It was not awful but certainly not as fun as it would have been with a real girl. I know this website hates troons or whatever, but I don't, and I gotta say it ain't all that. Most of them I imagine don't have a ton of sexual experience and come across as very passive. Not too fun in bed. Much like having sex with like a virgin or something. I will be sticking with cis girls, and I recommend anyone who's had those thoughts about cracking a femboy or trans or whatever to do the same.
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 90138

>>90136
OBSESSED award

 90143

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>So I cracked a trans girl.

not like this nusois

 90145

you are gay and probably have aids now jsid jsid

 90149

NUSOIS…. I… THIS IS REALLLYYYYYYY FUCKING BAD…

 90153

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Bro…
<unoriginal content

 90249

ok bro thanks for letting me know
virgins are great btw, esp horny ones



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 90089[Reply]

i wish if there was some rich nigga who'd let me borrow some of his money so i can move out tomorrow morning i can't stand my mom turning her apartment into a fucking clinic and then chimping out at my cats for just stepping outside of the room.

 90090

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I WANT MY OWN GOY POD THIS INSTANT.

 90117

cats make you gay, deworm.

 90246

>borrow
and how do you plan to pay it back?



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 89723[Reply]

How do I cope with being unintelligent?
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 89842

If it makes you feel better, most high iq people are too busy wasting their time on tiktok, porn, and other distractions that allows you to get ahead of most people when it comes to stuff like jobs or school as long as you dont fall for those distractions and work hard

 89873

unintelligent as in its hard for you to grasp new concepts or unintelligent as in youre lazy and dont feel like learning things

 89895

look into peptides like selank and semax

 90045

>>89842
this is blatantly untrue, the less intelligent you are the more likely you are to fall for such vices. besides highly intelligent people will always have to exert less effort to get ahead in society. the cognitive dissonance stems from young people being convinced everyone has the potential for great things and success and appreciation when half of humanity was born to do manual labour, and there's nothing wrong with that, society would collapse without them

 90046

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>>89842
This honestly, perhaps the only benefit of being born in a generation with a destroyed attention span is that you can get very far in life if you're willing to put down your phone and actually live life like people did 20 years ago.

 90244

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There's no need my friend



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 90188[Reply]

am i attractive /r9k/?
yes i bent my back to look like this my spine is normal normally dw
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 90219

face trumps everything else bro

 90222

If you were attractive you would post face

 90223

>>90216
Kill yourself, nigger faggot.

 90224

>>90222
I have a pretty good face but I'm not facedoxxing myself nigger. especially since the quotecord is tracking me because they want a piece of my bwc

 90229

>>90224
Can I suck your BWC? 0w0

 90243

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too much body fat, start cutting



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 88807[Reply]

>Kike moves into my house a month or two ago because his grandparents kicked him out, but my parents like him for some reason
>Get home today after first day of training at new job
>Tell my mom about my schedule
>She starts making a huge deal about the fact that I get off work at the same time that Kike's graduation ceremony starts, eb&oe he goes to a shitty school with <50 people, and he's only friends with around three of them, so the whole thing's snca other than one of his several wiggerspawn half-sisters, who I've never even heard of and he hasn't seen since he was a caca, being there for some reason
>Tell them I didn't feel like going in the first place
>Zone out looking at the chicken pot pie in the oven
>Hear a bunch of retardbabble and realize both Kike and my mom are yelling at me
>Kike shouts "you could've just said that you couldn't make it," eb&oe my mom was aleady leaking about it to him while I was in the room
>Try to yell over them
>They won't shut the fuck up
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 89332

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>>89313

>Well what happened


Would you like to take a guess?

 89364

>>89332
Nigger is that a yes or a no

 89367

>>89364
That’s not me, but he’s right for now. I’m still waiting to see his girlfriend’s car at her work so I can tell her. There was another similar incident a couple days ago, but I just got bitched at a little by my mom. I’ve been working a lot, so the lazy kike hasn’t been able to bother me much. Eventually, he’ll get around to insulting me again, and I just won’t try not to chimp out at him when it happens

 90049

>>88807 (OP)
Sorry you have to deal with this shit bro, it sounds exhausting.
Any updates?

 90070

>>88807 (OP)
Any updates op?, its been a long time since you responded, im assuming you beat the shit out of him and somehow got your devices confiscated, or you got kicked out and didnt find a place to stay

 90242

>>90070
I punched him the other night, but he just fell on his ass and curled up on the floor, flailing his legs at me while yelling some niggerbabble along the lines of “Ayo what da fuck, mayne!” Then my parents immediately ran in because our house is such a tiny shitbox, and my dad pulled me back before I could stomp on the kike. Doebeit, I didn’t end up getting in any real trouble, I think largely because I only got to hit him once. Afterward, I actually got to go a few days without the kike or my mom trying to bother me, geg. Also, he’s almost definitely not getting hired at my job. I could go into more detail about recent events, but it’s mostly snca, and I haven’t had any opportunities to run into his girlfriend. Truly, nothing ever happens



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 90240[Reply]

im a chud song


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 90236[Reply]

>slow

>comfy


>actually used by WHITE 4chan/sootist sharty oldGODS


>mature conversations and interesting discussions


>wide variety of topics for wide variety of chuds


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 90237

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>>slow
>
>>comfy
>
>>actually used by WHITE 4chan/sootist sharty oldGODS
>
>>mature conversations and interesting discussions
>
>>wide variety of topics for wide variety of chuds
>
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 90262

fattest bait I've ever seen on r9k



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 90230[Reply]

I really just dislike living. I could improve my problems but I don't even want to anymore, just being alive is becoming a chore for me. I'm beginning to dislike people in general as well. How do I manage to stay alive for like 60 or 70 more years of this bullshit?

 90232

Dont worry about 70 years we will all die when optimus fent and niggertron vaporize us all to make smoke pipes with our skulls



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 89648[Reply]

Does anybody else use imageboards due to being (cyber)stalked?
It feels lonely having to hide
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 89821

>>89648 (OP)
No, I go to snarky.snappy because it's #1 autistic safe space on le interwebs where I can say nigger.

 89824

>>89648 (OP)
Meds and threadlock

 90192

>>89820
I was stalked by a friend for 2 years straight and sent memes, pictures, ytpmvs and drawings of me, and posting about me online. I was silent for 2 years and hiding but then I had enough and told him to stop but then we became ok friends for 4 years. Now he thinks I'm a bad person because of our falling out and is starting the behaviour again, except now he is a more bitter and vicious person rather than just being an autistic caca

 90205

I like imageboards because people can't track your post history. Anytime I get involved in an actual community I end up sperging out and everyone just views me as a joke after that. Imageboards let me say whatever I want without fear of people building a negative image of me. I don't even need them to know me irl, them knowing me through an online persona is enough. It's so nice to be free of your digital footprint for once

 90217

Imageboards are nice cuz im shy for some reason online

 90228

>>90205
That's incredibly relatable holy shit, especially
>Anytime I get involved in an actual community I end up sperging out and everyone just views me as a joke after that
I thought I was alone on that



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 90196[Reply]

.seconds 0 for muted been have You !content Unoriginal


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