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 β„–88160[Reply]

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fuck it



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 β„–86206[Reply]

would you have a boymoder bf/gf if they loved you
i think i would
yes i most definitely would
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>>86309
>i'm a born and raise soyteen

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>>86349
do frogNIGGERS really?

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>>86206 (OP)
left 4cuck for this site thinking there would be less troonbait only for there to actually be more

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>>88091
its all LE IRONIC bro you don't get it stupid 4cacalackagluckatuckatuckachugachugachoochoo

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>>88091
>actually theres more troon bait
take your meds nigger. atleast you don't get eye raped by faggot porn here, and its probably just this one nigger doing all of it

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>>87993
example of one?
<nigggeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr niiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggeeeerrrr uuuunnnnnnnooooooooooorrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaallllllll nniiiiiiiigggggggggggeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr>



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 β„–87994[Reply]

So, it looks like I overdosed on Ivermectin. About two days ago, I took 6-8 ml (40 mg per ml) at once.
<nigger
Before all this, I had terrible bloating. It lasted for about three years, and absolutely everything I tried to get rid of it didn't help. I had numerous stool tests, but the results were normal, no worms. In my desperation, I even thought it was psychosomatic.
<nigger
I eventually came across a thread about the deworm pill. I tried albendazole first. My bloating subsided a bit. I took three pills at once. It got even better. A few days later, I tried veterinary fenbendazole. I took more than the recommended dose for dogs, but it didn't make me sick. My bloating almost completely went away.
<nigger
About two days ago, I took this dose of ivermectin. Then I realized what I'd done. I went to the pharmacy and bought some activated charcoal. I thought everything would be fine after that, so I went home to bed. The next morning I woke up in a terrible state. Everything had such terribly oversaturated colors, my vision seemed limited and tunnel vision. Everything was falling out of my hands. I looked in the mirror. My lips were blue, like a corpse. My consciousness was very confused. In my head, it felt like several entities were having a conversation. I was hallucinating. When I lay down and closed my eyes, I began to see floating geometric patterns. I went to a drugstore and bought a whole pack of activated charcoal. I drank it all in one sitting. I felt very tired. I went to bed.
<nigger
I'm writing this some time after waking up. I'm feeling a little better, and my lips aren't blue anymore, though my vision remains an issue. At least my tummy isn't bloated anymore.
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>nusois are dying because they believe everything they read online

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>dying because you believe everything you read online

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>>87994 (OP)
holy shit niggers i literally warned you about this

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>believing everything you read online

 β„–88113

>Doesn't calculate the dosage
>Takes a lot at once
>Gets overdosed and sick
Apply some logic before taking any medicine. If you survive at least you'll surely know you're dewormed now geg
THIS THREAD WAS NOT MADE BY CIA. YOU VVILL NOT INVESTIGATE THIS.

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>>87994 (OP)
new psychedelic just dropped



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 β„–88074[Reply]

whats up /fit/ i went to the food bank and I got lilo ad stich spam and some soy milk πŸ˜‹ im a happy goy

 β„–88075

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Resident evil meal

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>>88075
xitter gif faggot coded

 β„–88092

if you actually ate that its over for you, you could have ate steak and eggs instead but i guess not

 β„–88093

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>whats up /fit/ i went to the food bank and I got lilo ad stich spam and some soy milk πŸ˜‹ im a happy goy
<if you actually ate that its over for you, you could have ate steak and eggs instead but i guess not

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>>88090

Never had a xitter account in my life



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 β„–88101[Reply]

women shouldnt vote

 β„–88109

activated all the sleeper agents o algo award



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 β„–88035[Reply]

i can read a book for 3 hours but i can't watch a youtube video for 10 minutes. anyone else have this?
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 β„–88066

sad? but im happy for you

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>>88039

Margeee is he actually homosexual?

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>>88057

Yeah I know, but I guess that's kind of good because it forced me to quit youtube altogether. Accelerationism if you will.

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>>88056
i dont play vidya anyway

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>>88079
ublock + unhook

 β„–88108

This is really good, I used to read a lot but now I waste too much time on jewtube. I'm working on reverting that. Not spending hours every day on the goyim key jingling site is a good thing.

You said you're using youtube for learning, funnily enough I have the same issue. I can watch an hour of a SNCA rant about some niche topic, but I can barely sit and watch 10 minutes of a video for revision.

Download an adblocker if you don't have one. Ublock is the one everyone recommends. Jewtube is already bad enough, definitely don't waste time watching ads.



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 β„–87931[Reply]

all women are goonbait

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>>87931 (OP)
trvke doe
thats why muslims force them to wear bodybags

 β„–88068

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STOP GOING OUTSIDE AND EPIING ME

 β„–88069

women dressing in tight clothing is EPI btw

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>>88069
unironically true

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>>88069
It really is, wearing gym leggings as streetwear is EPI
whats bad is that I had an english teacher in secondary who would always wear them, she was young so you can guess that half the class (boys only school btw) was geeking



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 β„–87629[Reply]

To start off, what I am going to write in this is something I've never even uttered to anyone since the event in question took place. I am too embarrassed to tell anyone in person and I feel that an anonymous message board is best to vent these feelings, since I can't see any of your ugly mugs or do I wish to know your names. I simply just want to share it with people since I recently began pondering it in my mind and though this board would be a good place to put into words. Also I have posted here before, about an odd dream about a Frenchwoman I had, so if my typing style may seem familiar, that's why.

So, as of late I've noticed my extreme hypersexual urges constantly overwhelming me. I've always been quite sex obsessed to tell the truth. Even thought I began masturbating at 13, these sexual proclivities began even earlier than that. Always thinking about sex and what it would feel like to have it. And I wondered where it came from.

Maybe it was issues stemming from relationships with my parents, exposure to quite inappropriate content at a young age (and what I mean by this are like adult media, like jackass or family guy and the like). However when I picked deeper in my brain I brushed against a memory that I hadn't forgotten by tried my darndest to black out of my head. And even though you may think that when wondering where your odd sexual oddities originated from that memory like this would instantly pop in your head as THE main contributor. However, I assure that I tried my absolute best to stomp this event out of my mind to make me forget it that I brain was probably aware that I didn't want to relive it or ponder it any deeper as to having to confront it in relation to my current situation.

I shake as I force myself to type out the details of this, but I might as well.

Okay, so as to not go too much into the nitty gritty about what I am going to tell you, it goes like this:
When I was 7 I was friend with this boy who was the same age as I. He lived down the road from me but for some reason didn't go to the same school as me as he wasn't in my year at the time. The first time I hung out with him it was with my brother who was a year older than me after my mother had forced us to not stay inside and go out and mingle with all the other kids. Me and this kid both had the same sorta interests and we bonded over being the youngest and constantly being berated by our older brothers. We had hung out so often thatPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 β„–87830

I'm sorry that happened to you anon. COCSA is very common, especially to people on this site.

 β„–87843

Are you that guy that said omg why am I a faggot I don’t wanna be this way yesterday

 β„–88024

therapy
now

 β„–88041

niggerest post in all of sharty history

 β„–88088

why'd you even post this

 β„–88105

homo



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 β„–73282[Reply]

i was about to have a wet dream but the girl told me to wait 15 minutes cuz she was busy then i woke up
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>>73282 (OP)
i fall in love with stacies that i could never ever be with irl in my dreams

 β„–82758

anytime im about to have a wet dream, its usually with a old woman (like 40-60), who was about to have sex with me, but then runs away from me for some reason or just disappears. I dont even like old women

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i just had one DESPITE BEING AWAKE NIGGA WTF. I woke up at 6:30 and was in bed trying to go back asleep. I was having a thinking about getting chased by a bunch of animals and conscientiously I was thinking about squireljak and now in the dream (which I thought was just my imagination) I go to a girls house and either I wanted to show her my squireljak or I was squireljak but I was greeting people at the door and everyone hallway I would pass I would greet someone untill I ended up hugging a foid and lowkey hugged her in a diddy (ayo sus) and In my head I thought I just peed myself trying to stop being hard (I don’t do this btw) and turns out it was a wet dream ev&oe I was awake

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janny if you can delete my thread that would be nice thank you

 β„–85992

I had a dream where chief keef slept over at my house

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janny im asking you again just JSID this thread idk why i thought it would be a good idea to tell /r9k/ about my wetdreams, especially since someone almost read this thread on my phone



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 β„–88084[Reply]

women are not fun to be around and I don't know why everyone is so desperate to get a gf
I look at relationships and the women act like literal children while having every expense paid for by her boyfriend. so many men are just complete vaginal slaves that put an insane amount of time, effort, and money into a woman just so he can have the small chance of sleeping with her
sex sounds way too overrated too, like just jack off nigga

 β„–88086

i definitely don’t speak for the subhuman autist retards on this board but I seek relationships because I want the intimacy and the special kind of attention you only get in a non-platonic relationship

 β„–88087

I don’t understand while sticking your dick in a freaky hole is the defining part of everybody’s life on this site

 β„–88089

frogsissies…

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>>88087
I can understand the desire for companionship but people who are obsessed with sex just seem like total low iq subhumans
>>88089
t. vaginal slave

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>>88084 (OP)
i want to be loved and be a parent, so i can teach my children to kill niggers o algo

 β„–88104

porn but… Real..



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 β„–88058[Reply]

where do I find a femoid like this

 β„–88059

You will find her in india

 β„–88061

>Buddhist
>is hot
Basically nowhere

 β„–88063

a monk wouldnt fuck you anyways

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>>88063
tantric yoga?



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 β„–87823[Reply]

Should I go to medschool or study computer science instead?
My mom wants me to be a doctor and hates me for not wanting to be one and says that i will never find a well paying job as computer scientist. I know that the job market is not good in CS right now but I'm hoping it will get better by the time I graduate and I'm sure I'm smarter than most in the field so won't stuggle with finding one in the first place. Programming was the only thing that I ever enjoyed as a child, while I can't imagine enjoying studying medicine. I don't know. Any advice?
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>going into CS in the big '26
Which bunk do you want at the homeless shelter?

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>>87823 (OP)
Im a med student and i hate it

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>>88044
Also maybe look into cpu/gpu architecture and manufacturing you might be able to find a job there more easily

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>>88037
Where is that

 β„–88048

I’m currently a computer science major, and even with the job market being as brutal as it is, I managed to secure an internship. Still, I’d honestly recommend going into medicine instead. The demand is only going to grow, and it’s much more resilient against AI. If you have the aptitude for it, it’s definitely the better move.

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>>87823 (OP)
15% of premeds become doctors
you spend 4 years getting a bachelor's, then 4 years in med school, then after graduation you spend 4 years as a resident, which means you'll be working 80 hours a week making $40k a year, ranges from 3-7 depending on specialty but only after residency do you finally get paid like a doctor.
if you don't care about medicine or the human body then you absolutely will not survive med school, and you'll be stuck with a bachelor's you don't need and medical school debt but without medical doctor pay. I wouldn't do CS because the job market is just so hopelessly hell that it sound worse than actually studying the degree.
IMO you should do the SNCA gen ed classes that every college forces you to regardless of the degree (which takes like 2 years) and during that time try and figure out what you like
or become an indieslop dev and make money off of selling indieslop games idk



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 β„–87686[Reply]

Should I use Tinder to go on dates (no casual sex) if I have never had a gf? Or has anyone here done that and how was it?
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>>87838
>has to be stepfather
EXTREME redflag praying that ur friend doesn't get his life ruined but picking up and taking care of someone else's mistakes is rough bro

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>>87934
idk their situation but its not that bad she seems like a sweetheart. being a stepfather isnt that dishonorable either if its for the right reasons.

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>>87838
fr? that kinda sucks

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>>88054
if you are on a dating app you shouldnt have high expectations

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>>87941
Nigga you are litteraly the definition of a cuck, raising someone else's children JSIDA.

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>>88076
its tangibly related but its not cuckoldery



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 β„–86710[Reply]

What are (You)r opinions on St. Elliot?
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 β„–86813

I get why he felt the way he did, but going on a murder spree was beyond retarded

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>>86710 (OP)
He was pretty decent looking he just was creepy and autistic, he should have just dated a nerdy autistic girl

 β„–86817

a good example on why racemixing never works

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>>86710 (OP)
He was a good man that unfortunately lived in a crap world

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>>86782
>Muh fuggin glowies you can only like nick fagtes and cunny yo be a nahtzi mane

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moko



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 β„–87800[Reply]

Giggers why do you do this, stick to your own boards. This is the second time you do this and it isn't any funnier. How about you go rape an off-site nigger instead, go spam gigas to a xitter tranny and harass them instead or something.

 β„–87801

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>blah blah blah let me whine about life more

 β„–87802

theresn oraids going on nowhere nothing to do

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>>87802
start one then, theres no lack of people that deserve one

 β„–88062

AI gigas are the only funny thing left on this site
But r9kcucks would rather talk about how much of a self-hating homosexual they are KEK



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