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 74809[Reply]

I'm too dumb and lazy for maths and STEM in general and there's no way I am getting into university and even if I do I will get bad grades. I could get some meme degree like history or philosophy or something but there's no way I can get a decent job with that, especially not in this job market. Honestly I'd just accept that I was born for dumb labor if it weren't for the fact that I don't want to be a disappointment to my parents. It doesn't feel right. What do?
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 75071

bump, I need more counsel soibros

 75093

KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!


All glory to Allah


I AM BATMAN, I AM THE PUNISHER, I AM KRATOS, I AM SPAWN, I AM WARRIOR-Z


Bismallah Al-Rahman Al-Rahim
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 75099

>>74901
tsmt. just dont be lazy and useless, nobeidore cares if you just dont succeed at college or whatever

 75117

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>KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!


>All glory to Allah



>I AM BATMAN, I AM THE PUNISHER, I AM SPAWN, I AM WARRIOR-Z



>Bismallah Al-Rahman Al-Rahim

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 75118

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>>KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!
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>>All glory to Allah
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>>I AM BATMAN, I AM THE PUNISHER, I AM SPAWN, I AM WARRIOR-Z
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>>Bismallah Al-Rahman Al-Rahim
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 75121

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>Praying towards a cube but not asking it for help and simply using it as a direction for prayer since it would be weird if everyone prayed in a different direction while still and while praying in the same direction even if the cube was destroyed and being allowed to stand at the top of the cube
>Laughing at the fact that Christcucks call us fags even doe 90% of fags are from Christcuck countries
>Laughing at Aisha argument even doe it was SNCA for over 1k years



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 74833[Reply]

weirdest thing you've gooned to
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 74968

Gooned to DOLL

 74969

>>74962
Then what I gooned to is not illegal in your country. Only foreign ones.

 75003

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I talk to myself like this everyday btw

 75111

>>74867
GEG WTF. What’s the name of the VN? your morbid curiosity infected me I need to see this raisin for myself now

 75112

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>literaly a "what are your fetishes" tier thread
>nusois still answer in serioushat manner
JSID, irony is dead

 75116

>>75112
Nigger i'm not a clittycell and I can't stop of thinking of the sick stuff i did.



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 75100[Reply]

can a real ass chud just score with big tiddie oiled up bikini mamas damn my life fucking suckssssss no rizz no motion no lotion it's over for me

 75102

yeah probably you just gotta be smartabout it



 74651[Reply]

A message to you all

 74855

fpp

 75098

>>74651 (OP)
i haven't heard this since it was discovered



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 74974[Reply]

im sad for cacas, I saw a thread on /raid/ to attack goonslop epo on YouTube, but it failed and it made me think:
How many kids are watching epi and getting groomed at this exact moment? Think about it, how many troon pedophiles are posting epi on a 18- space right now?
I have a little cousin with autism, I have a little sister, I have a older sister wich I saw on a Roblox epi game (once tho)
Such things make me want to protect children online but it seems we are too few
also I got exposed to EPI myself at 6 trough sonic vore Wich made me fucked up until I was 15 and got rid of goon addiction
i want to protect cacas so they dont have to suffer like me

 75000

>>74974 (OP)
the solution? kill pedophiles and producers of explicit content

 75002

>>75000
get and true

 75009

The internet was a mistake. Don’t let children under 16 use it. Back then, TV and Radio Programms where regulated and controlled and you knew what your kids where watching. If you give them an iPad then this is no longer the case.

 75010

>>74974 (OP)
I remember i was like 12 and my younger cousine was around 6 or idk. She was watching epi in front of me and I tried to tell her not to watch those weird Arabic language Mickey Mouse videos because i heard they are from Elsa Gate or idk

 75011

>>75009
I got exposed to extreme Tranime porn at 12 and Terrorism at 13.

 75058

>>74974 (OP)
yeah, once you start thinking about how many kids this is affecting, it can be disheartening and kinda demoralizing. we should never give up trying to protect kids, though.
>>75000
trips of truth



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 74921[Reply]



At the point I’m just living and being moderately productive doing things so I don’t disappoint my parents. I don’t even enjoy things I’m supposed to enjoy anymore and I haven’t for a really long time. There is a handful of things I would be curious to witness in the future (observe world events, new movie and vidya releases, or just watch how things unfold in my family’s lives) but I’m not really looking forward to anything in my own future.
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 74971

>>74957
Brutal. I might be fucked (figuratively)

 75005

>>74970
im esl so i dont understand what you wrote but only the rich truly enjoy the best things of life such as the best food, the best travelling experienc, the best flight experience and the most respect from the people around you since you worked hard and made it, while poor/middle class people are viewed as unrespectable bugs

 75017

Finally find a stable relationship with a girl, kiss her and die

 75025

I live for my wife's bull

 75036

I want to be a perfect goy

 75051

its a bit easier than just outright dying i suppose



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 74706[Reply]

A friend just confessed she likes me.
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Looks aren’t important in this because 1. She’s average (sometimes slightly above average) and 2. Even if she was drop dead gorgeous I wouldn’t date her for reasons I’ll state under
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First of all she has dated like 3 people and she’s brand new at my stupid niggered school. She has broken up with all in less than a month. She is very socially retarded (and so am I so better not judge so much) but she has been weird to many of my other friends. This is the biggest red flag, I just started being nice and talking after school 4 days ago and she’s already head over heels. Regardless, I do not want her.
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I decided to be responsible and let her know that 1. What she was doing was love bombing, 2. What she was saying was guilt tripping and 3. I’ll let her try to gain my “love” and see if it works out. Not dating, but seeing if she can make me want to basically
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I may or may not have ruined my life by accepting that, now things are severely awkward, she keeps on trying to interact with me, and I’m one day away from just ripping the skin off my face, help me out /r9k/.
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 74952

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>>74933
I already know I’m retarded, I need someone to tell me how to get out of this situation and not state the obvious

 74984

She sounds like a high maintenance woman. Been there, not worth it.

HOW TO QUIT: Tell her you don't like her, and if she continues to insist, you don't budge, if she attempts to emotionally manipulate you, point it out, and make sure you don't send her any incriminating text messages or audios, because just like with the police, anything and everything you say may and will be used against you to ruin your social life.

She's gone through 3 guys already in a month? Honestly sounds like getting her off will be fucking easy, she'll just dazzle a touch starved guy and make it his problem.

Now if you're the touch starved one, you might regret not getting the female attention when you could, so up to you anon, do you have what it takes to get a better GF or will this vagina do the trick?

 75034

>>>74789
You use phrasings akin to a beta male and a faggot, and you come off sly and passively aggressive like a woman. If a lady presents herself so easily a normal human male would see two options: Fuck her and leave because shes unstable or have decency and leave her radioactive stink pussy alone. Don't try and make a whore chase after you,its pathetic for a man to do so. Shes already stepped down low enough to present herself after you made no apparent attempts to go out of your way for her. Be a man and stop acting as if its a lesbian relationship geg.
>and I seriously cannot
Are you a pooner larping as a guy or a closeted faggot? Stop speaking like this

 75042

>>74984
I guess the only solution is to just tell her, very simple but hard if your me. Nevertheless I’ll see if I gather up the courage.
>>75034
>Are you a pooner larping as a guy or a closeted faggot?
No just retarded

 75045

you really should just ignore her and go cold turkey. Being mindful of what you stick your dick in from a young age is a good skill.

 75046

>>75034
>a faggot is any man with standards who thinks before he speaks
just rope at this point



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 74568[Reply]

Wet dreams, I hate them with every part of my body. I’ve abstained from masturbation for a couple months now, with just one relapse early on, and I’ve recently been getting an increasing amount of wet dreams. Everywhere around me there is degeneracy and I can feel it influencing my subconscious.
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When I go to school there are always classmates making gooning and femboy jokes. When I scroll shitty.clitty during breaks there are an increasing amount of unironic fetish posts and actual EPI. When I aimlessly drive around in GTA there are sex shops at every corner and whores out on the streets. My walls are too thin and I can hear my sister making shitty “that’s what she said” type jokes which I am forced to listen in on because my headphones are broken, but even the music that would help drown this out is probably filled with references to such vile acts if I listened close enough. I cannot look at my myself when changing because I know where my mind will wander off to. When I lie in bed I listen to audiobooks to stop those kinds of thoughts from building.
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I fucking despise every second of it and I can never even catch a break. I know I’m not supposed to pay too much attention to it because that will just make me think about it even more, but at some point enough is enough. All my life I have had this brim around me to the point where I feel nostalgic towards part of it, which is just depressing.
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No, I’m not the same nigger who normally posts about this and gooning ocd. I normally don’t want to bring shit like this up because I know you are as sick of it as I am, but I feel like this needs to be talked about.

 74589

break down of society in real time

 74593

>>74568 (OP)
just embrace it and goon hhhnnnggh

 74595

>>74593
just shut this shit site down at this point

 74745

It’s so annoying especially when you quit

 75037

>>74568 (OP)
i managed to break free from a wet dream maybe twice, so if i can do you might be able to



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 74531[Reply]

I talked to this girl on sunday and got her to laugh. I didn't ask for her number because I thought that I was pushing it. What should I say to her when I next see her?
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 74670

>>74531 (OP)
Show her your 'jak folder, women love men who dedicate significant amounts of time to bald men with glasses website

 74691

>>74666
do this OP don't waste your time trying to convince her if she says yes she says yes if she says no dont bother

 74718

>>74666
I'll do this

 74907

>>74531 (OP)
>>74531 (OP)
This guys advice is golden

 74985

>>74718
'at 'appened 'p?

 75035

>>74531 (OP)
ask her out for a walk



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 72670[Reply]

do you guys ever have someone like this in your class?
there's this one nigga that has like some kind of a duffle bag or whatever you call it with lots of troonslop buttons on it.
There's that one time where xhe made some presentation about xer EPI furry fat fetish VRchat avatars that xhe made which are inspired by viziepop o algo.
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 72978

Yes but he's a sea monkey shitskin

 72979

>>72670 (OP)
Holy shit I didnt read the rest nigga what the fuck.

 72982

One girl in my class is like this
Shes a mutt

 75029

Yes I have, she clings onto me for some reason and keeps messaging me privately to ask retarded questions. She looks almost exactly like the first two 'jaks and loves weird roblox jewtubers and draws yaoi of persona 5 characters, despite never playing the game. Also has he him in her telegram channel pinned geg. Theres another one alike in my class with a shitty fake squeaky """"""loli""""" voice she does on purpose who is slightly less fat so she makes fun of the other one and alphas her regularly.

 75030

Why theres not enough bullying in US schools?

 75031

The funniest part about people like this is they love to pretend like theyre incredibly special and unique, and everyone else is a normie when they watch niggercattle algo slop thats pushed to them on tiktok and youtube, and have no real taste in anything they claim to like. Also the clear difference between them online having aggressive "trans gay race hate means DNI and KYS chud!" but so incredibly pathetic and spineless irl. A personal pet peeve is the stupid fucking dangles and pins on their bags which make incredibly annoying sounds anytime a fat cow like this walks.



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 74924[Reply]

There is simply no way around this.
From my first time seeing a picture of a black woman i knew that i am attracted to nobody but black girls.
My whole life has been a torture because of this. Anyone i trusted and opened up to about this would bully and ridicule me for it.
All because i was born in Russia and there are simply little to no black people here.
And it's not even me being ugly, i've had girls come up to me trying to get together, but of no use.
Being a mockery of a normal white man, doomed to feel no love in this life i've decided to commit suicide.
There is no space for the king of spades.

 74925

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What a shame

 74929

i know this is a bait thread but you should go and marry a cigan woman geg

 75020

>>74925
Geg one of my pops friends sent this video to us



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 74746[Reply]

Am I chopped gng?
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 74841

>>74746 (OP)
you look fine, also, who is that disgusting, greasy haired NEET neanderthal looking xitter troon coded latinx next to you?

 74889

>>74816
tsmt, take a normal photo nigga why you frauding so hard. If you want an honest rating you gotta be ready to be shit on and not do this weird camera angle + bangs covering your face.

 74904

>>74746 (OP)
Which person are you?

 74911

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Shave that mf mustache off bro

 74927

>>74746 (OP)
Built for big white cock

 74997

you VVILL shave and shower



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 74993[Reply]

im utterly retarded, how do you add an article to the soy wiki? do you need to be like a mod or something or can you just add one right after making an account?


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