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 β„–81243[Reply]

My whole life has been wasted on mindless entertainment and addictions that were forced upon me since I was a child.
I've tried to fight these things partially over the last couple of years but all my attempts ended in failure. I couldn't stick to new routines and I kept giving up or getting distracted. But I think this time I have a chance. If things don't change now, I see my future to be grim.
These are the rules I will follow:
>I cannot provide entertainment for myself from my phone or computer unless it's reading a book or studying.
>I have to follow a healthy diet, no sweets, fast food, things like that.
>Everyday I must do at least 30 minutes of exercise, 30 minutes of meditation, 2 hours of studying or reading books, 30 minutes outdoors.
>I can only listen to music while working out
>No gooning, obviously
>Everyday, go to sleep before 11pm
I will be allowing myself to view this post once a day to write an update, I'd be thankful for any tips or ideas.
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Day 4:
Studied for 5 hours, then did 2 hours of reading and 1 hour of writing
I went on a 30 minute walk.
I was going to work out my legs today but I couldn't figure out how to do any exercises and just gave up because I didn't have time. I'm gonna try to learn the exercises or change them tomorrow.
I'm going to meditate for 10 minutes.

>>81513
I study only what I'm actually interested in. Usually, at 8am I wake up, at 10am I study for 2 hours. I eat dinner, go outside or something, then at 2pm I study again for 2-3 hours. It's a lot easier on a dopamine detox because there's not a lot of other things you could do.

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>>81243 (OP)
Interesting, i might do something similar

 β„–81697

Day 5:
3 hours of studying, 4 hours of reading.
Went on a walk.
I worked out today but I pushed myself too much during the last exercise and ended up getting a headache
I won't be meditating because of the headache

Hopefully I'm gonna feel better tomorrow.

 β„–81699

what are you studying lil bro?

 β„–81824

Day 6:
8 hours of studying
Had a 30 minute walk
Did a light workout
I will be meditating for 10 minutes

Tomorrow I'll take a break from studying to research some stuff and focus on reading. The urge to watch porn does come back from time to time but it's easy to fight off. Now that I think about it, porn was my only real addiction.

>>81699
Political science and history

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>>81824
how are u actually feeling overall?



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Happy valentine’s day chuds. I didn’t think I was going to be able to celebrate today as my boyfriend and I both had work from 9am and I was content with that because i've never celebrated before anyway, but thought maybe we could do something late on Sunday or Monday. But around 12:15am I heard a knock on my door and there he was, with some roses and a 24 pack of beer for me. I feel so lucky and grateful to have someone who cares about me this much and puts in effort to show that i’m loved. I wish for everyone to be able to stumble upon someone like this one day. I’ve never received flowers before.

I gifted him a book on neuroscience and a beautifully framed taxidermy moth with a handwritten and drawn card.

Even if you didn’t celebrate or never have, I hope everyone had a wonderful day
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I wish you turned on IDs so you could see how many people dislike you geg

 β„–81618

i for one hate your blogposts nigga

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>>81342
she's not as bad as the rest of you

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JSID negro

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>>81614
Thanks,

I don’t have much to say as of now cause my life has been a bit boring for the past week or so. I drank with some friends on the beach and played in my local poker night. I did not win.

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>>81846
>I did not win.
story of your entire life nigger



 β„–81629[Reply]

watch this or something

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I aryanheart (((JREG)))

 β„–81774

jreg is a theatre kid faggot

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>>81774
Theater kids be Aryan doe



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 β„–81520[Reply]

Hello sharty. After almost 2 years on bald man with glasses website I'm ready to blogpost.
Yes, I am searching advice from internet strangers on the bald man with glasses website.
< tranx folk space
(TLDR at the end if you do not want to read my snca life stuff).
< troon space
I do not know what to do. I always grew up with everybaldi saying "just follow your dreams", the fact is I do not know what to obsess over my entire life.
< reddit
So since I grew up with this and I always gamed like everyphono I enrolled into IT in high-school (WORST CHOICE OF MY LIFE EVER BTW).
I also had the "fortune" to have the periods of training inside a company when 'der covid was around, learned a lot of Java (snca now everybaldi is with C# and others).
< reddit
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Anyway I am going to eat dinner, if any reppeys show up I will return in a while

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>>81674
education is a scam but only if you were a lost case from the beginning or if its too expensive in your third world country

 β„–81767

soyspeak is cool and all but you dont need to use it every two seconds

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>>81643
>Regarding 3D software I am also planning to learn, other than Blender, FreeCAD, idk if it is useful but it shouldn't hurt since it's all self-taught.
Go for it. As a beginner I learned 3D modelling through TinkerCAD. It's much easier to grasp as a complete noob, as it has easy navigation (and you don't need to install anything), but FreeCAD and Fusion allow you to learn the industrial side of it. One recommendation on FreeCAD I have for you is to set the camera controls to Inventor ones, it'll make learning that program easier if you want to pursue the career further.
You could also explore what Autodesk has to offer, like Revit (for architectual design) or Maya (Blender clone), maybe you'd find something that interests you.
>This I also have thought briefly about. And I think it is true and near where I live there is also the alleged birthplace of the pianoforte guy. So maybe it is good and either everybaldi or nophono does repairs and shieet.
Only slight problem is that you need licenses for everyraisin. So idk I will look more about it.
Again, it's a difficult but rewarding job. You need to know a lot about wood properties and tonality but once you get past that you get to make cool stuff that you can test out before selling.
Since you have dipped your toes in 3D printing, you could start by making simple 3D printed instruments, something like an ocarina or bongos will do. Guitars and the like require wood necks since PLA will break due to the string tension. If something breaks when you do it, don't put yourself down and try exploring other simple DIY options, like a canjo (a can banjo). Vidrel shows a few instruments you can assemble, but keep in mind that some instruments in the video require soldering components, so your mileage may vary.
Try it out, you have nothing to lose (besides plastic). Hope it helps your creative side thrive.
>Thank you, really for this thought-provoking stuff.
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>>81779
EMBED DIDN'T ATTACH

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Before I leave for now, watch this video about American banjo manufacturing



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 β„–81550[Reply]

in my experience, i started lurking latinx imageboards as a zoomer because a jewtuber i used to watch introduced me to imageboards which in turn helped me become the person i am now. im still seething to this day

 β„–81551

because its better than textboards

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>>81551
even though textboards dont get 'p spam

 β„–81590

>>81550 (OP)
i browsed 4cuck when i was 11 or 12 because i wanted to be the hecking edgy hackerino >>81550 (OP)

 β„–81611

same story as >>81590
4cuck and the sharty are the only real imageboards i use. only forums i lurk and occasionally post on are the opie and anthony forums. could never get into kiwifarms i thought it was gay then and its gay now.

 β„–81768

because a person I liked whom i stopped talking to used this website but now i see my own appeal here



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 β„–81568[Reply]

I've seen a few self improvement threads around here this week that inspired me to make my own. I've been addicted to gooning since I was 13 and spend all day doomscrolling Plebbit and Instagram getting engagement farmed by 80 IQ Indians and literal bots. My rules are
-No gooning
-No social media
-Read once a day
-Study an hour or more per day
-Meditate morning and night
I have other goals I want to try and get done in these 21 days but these are the main ones.
I will post my progress at the end of each day in this thread. Anyone that wants to give tips or improve themselves is free to use this thread as well.
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 β„–81617

good luck 'teen

 β„–81623

Day 1:
I studied for nearly the entire day because my math test is tomorrow
No urge to goon today
Tried going on Youtube 4 times, thankfully I had it blocked and managed to restrain myself
Read for 30 minutes
Meditated for 10 minutes in the morning and 10 in the night
<
So far I've been able to get some good momentum, hopefully this can last for the rest of the week
>>81617
Thanks man

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>>81623
wtf why did my ID change I haven't switched IPs

 β„–81694

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>>81624
Maybe your Internet Service Provider has not reserved you one IP (like basically everybaldi does nowadays).
< useful space
One thing I can say to help you is making you work on something, even just learning a language's basic stuff should keep the urge off as long as you are interested in the subject.
<
Just learn something you like in the free time so it is more "entertaining" than gooning.

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>>81568 (OP)
Also I do not personally know if meditating does something.
One thing that I know doe is that being alone with your thoughts can be dangerous (and most of the time turn you into a tranx folk - almost happened to mi!).

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Day 2:
Studied for the entire day again, got gaped on my math test anyway, hoping it gets curved
Read for 20 minutes
Meditated for 10 minutes
Some 'teen posted a lot of good guides in this thread that I've been reading >>81593 (OP) some of it is reddit tier but there are a lot of gemmies mixed in, I'll post a few in the thread
>>81694
I've been too busy right now to even think about gooning, once midterms are finished I plan on reading a lot more
>>81696
Idk either, on some days it does nothing but on others I'm able to focus for the rest of the day



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 β„–81705[Reply]

I have a girlfriend and she looks like Soytan!

 β„–81706

Thats wholesome
Good for you

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>>81705 (OP)
i have a girlfriend and shes a larper but i dont care becauses shes cute

 β„–81732

I don't have a girlfriend but I've been pretty happy lately

 β„–81733

>>81705 (OP)
>>81706
Samefag

>>81711
Go back to TikTok fatass

 β„–81765

Thats nice



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 β„–81755[Reply]

what is the worst not illegal fetish? i would probably say scat or some furry shit

 β„–81756

niggers being born

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omorashi, similar to scat

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>>81755 (OP)
Fet fetish healthplay. Watch any My 600lb life episode and imagine someone masturbating to the hospital scenes. Yes it's as bad as it sounds

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>>81757
Take the closest knife to you and slit your throat



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 β„–81607[Reply]

>
I have never ever used a single imageboard before in my life, I have been browsing the sharty for 4 months now or something, it feels familiar and know to me, most contact I ever had was browse /pol/ on 4chan like 3 times or something before using the sharty
implications?

 β„–81626

>>81607 (OP)
I'm in a similar boat it means you are aryan or something along those lines

 β„–81630

>>>81607 (OP)
>I'm in a similar boat it means you are aryan or something along those lines

OP you 'tard you replied to yourself

 β„–81631

>>I'm in a similar boat it means you are aryan or something along those lines
>
>OP you 'tard you replied to yourself

???
bro that dude is not OP I am

 β„–81633

>>>I'm in a similar boat it means you are aryan or something along those lines
>>
>>OP you 'tard you replied to yourself
>
>???
>bro that dude is not OP I am

Poopbutt

 β„–81646

>>81607 (OP)
shit nobody cares abt

 β„–81724

>>81607 (OP)
using the quote button to reppey



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 β„–81321[Reply]

How many of you are just larping in here?
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 β„–81634

I've been lurking the website for 6 months now, but i'm more open to posting and replying now

 β„–81638

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>>81321 (OP)
mi

 β„–81713

im a heckin fat ahh chud! lol!!!
anybody else lowkey a big fat chud!! haha!!!!
(means chopped bruhs by the way) /srs

 β„–81720

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>>81321 (OP)
>>81323
who would want to larp as a loser? besides, this is a advice board, not a incel board.

>>81345
>>81354
>self improvement le bad
>proceeds to browse /r9k/
shameless

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>>81713
larping as chinktok ' cord is real

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>>81720
larping someone means dickriding or pretending to be xhem



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 β„–81639[Reply]

nusois what am i supposed to do if i just randomly wake up at night to me jerking off? im not even a gooner i dont jack off except like subconsciously

 β„–81683

Were you sleeping naked? Seems like an obvious fix if you were.

 β„–81692

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My hardcore gooner days are gone.
But sometimes this happens.
Just hope you do not need to go to the bathroom/sock or whatever the trannies have their methods.
<
It's nature. Sometimes goon.

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>>81683
i wear sweatpants, underwear, and a undershirt when sleeping

>>81692
i guess evendoe it just feels wrong. its like muscle memory kicks in right before i fall asleep



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 β„–81716[Reply]

Starting college in September about 10% of the student body are nigs. I'm excited to spread by BWC tho

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>>81716 (OP)
you're gonna become kuz and get nigger aids

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>>81717
I'ma wrap up before I smash gorilla cheeks

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>>81716 (OP)
you have a bad mindset

 β„–81727

proud of you

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wear air jordans and a nike tech wigga they'll love you and u will be their king

 β„–81764

>>81718
>fuckboy
>nusoi
kys



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 β„–81367[Reply]

how is everyone this fine evening?

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>>81367 (OP)
Significantly worse after seeing this gif

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>>81367 (OP)
significantly better after seeing this gif. downloaded and saved thanks for making my day.

 β„–81610

significantly worse after seeing this gif. hid the file and kys thanks for ruining my day.

 β„–81622

Bump so nusois get their day made

 β„–81691

this made my day



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 β„–81518[Reply]

> December
> Gooner
> Strong grades
> Ugly
> January
> try and stop gooning
> start working out
> My grades slip and now I am failing half my classes
> Febuary
> Started gooning again
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you wont stop gooning in a few months, it takes time and you most likely wont stop fully until adulthood. Get a good schedule for studying, and if lonely find fags to study with. Praying a couple times a day will help u slowly be less goonbrained

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You cannot win because the strength to win does not come from within you, it comes from the grace God gives us.
try going to mass on free week days and praying daily (before bed and after waking up is a good place to start if you dont already) and study in your free time.
taking up a hobby, like going to the gym, is a good way to avoid gooning but you have to keep it balanced with your studies and spiritual life.
an issue with your mindset is that you have made "good grades" an axis that your life revolves around instead of having God as your axis, if you are winning everywhere except in one place then isnt it better to stay winning and slowly work back to where you used to be in that one place (or the bare minimum to pass), than to drop your victory on every other front and focus on something less important?
Being free from gooning is something that takes years not months; when Christ dropped His cross He got back up and kept walking. you have to take up a similar mindset. remember that God will forgive you no matter how many times you fail as long as you repent and try your best to change and that no matter what, He will always love you.

 β„–81596

I wonder if Christians know how schizophrenic and cult-like they sound when they start talking about "God's grace" and "God's will acting through your body" and shit like that

 β„–81625

>>81596
I dunno, I wonder if you knew how gay and retarded you sounded when you wrote this.

 β„–81628

you win some, you lose some



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 β„–81548[Reply]

>valentines day is a psyop to get you to spend money on your girlfriend
ungrateful normie niggers
if i had one i would spoil her that day
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>>81557
It’s all about looks anyway, so what’s wrong with spoiling her if it’s coming from love, not being a betabuxx?

 β„–81575

>>81557
I'm single because im a mentalcel who never meets women (despite going to the places where you're supposed to meet women)
I don't understand how wanting to give gifts on Valentine's day would make me single. I'm a KHHV. Not every foid has an avoidant attachment style like sorority chadsexual whores.

 β„–81579

>>81573
thats literally what betabuxxing is dude

 β„–81580

>>81579
valentines day doesnt count as betabuxxing

 β„–81620

Foids love when you give them small treats like chocolates and flowers.

 β„–81621

>>81579
Betabuxxers aren't single retard.



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