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 β„–75948[Reply]

my sister, who is 3 years my junior, decided to bring her (male) friend over to the house today. one of the little semi-frequent events in my life that i hate most are whenever any of my family members decide to bring other people over. it makes me feel like a prisoner in my own home because aside from making some menial small talk with the guest, i am essentially relegated to my bedroom until they finally decide to leave. this is only amplified when it's one of my sister's friends, because when they are over, i don't even bother making small talk because i am not obligated to and frankly, i really do not want to either. i know its going to make me sound like a childish faggot, but i always complain and then begrudgingly accept whenever my family members decide to bring someone to the house. when i did so today, my mother brought up the point that "she invites her friends over because shes a normal human being". i don't know if this was a slight against me, seeing as the last time i had a friend visit my house was when i was around 11 years old, and the closest thing since then was when i was 14 i permitted one of my friends to stand in my hallway for 3 minutes while i grabbed my money and jacket. she has brought up the idea that i don't invite people over because i am embarrassed of our home, which is not true, i simply respect its sanctity and do not want visitors in it because it is my domain, not theirs.
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this is the first time my sister has had a male friend in the house ever since she was in primary school, probably when she was around 9 or 10 years old, but i obviously can't remember exactly. as of typing this, he has been here for 8 fucking hours, and shows no sign of leaving. i have only left my bedroom twice ever since he has arrived, once when he went up to the corner shop with my sister so i could take a piss, and the other time to take my dinner back to my room, which is something i rarely ever do. despite the fact he is 15 years old, he is well into the 6ft range, heightmogging me by at least 3 or 4 inches, he has a deeper voice than me and a better build than me, not to mention the fact he has blonde hair and blue eyes, two traits i unfortunately did not inherit. i don't even want to see him, not only because he is an intruder, but also because i know he will look down on me, which is an occurrence i already have to constantly endure in the outside world from people who are more genetically fortunate Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>75948 (OP)
Man up

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True you are being retarded faggot but I’m not judging you because firstly it’s actually based and secondly I resonate with the way you are feeling given what’s going on.
The fact is you won’t be happy (or at least not feel despair) unless you commit suicide. The only way to avoid that simply is to stop caring, which sucks, but unfortunately necessary because you can’t win against the world.

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>>75961
geg
>just be friends with the Chad that's about to rearrange your whore sisters guts while your cucked father encourages it

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>>77028
i understand him. I hate the sound of laughter especially women's laughter. I've punched holes in the wall because i head my mother laughing once. I want to make people fell like shit, i want them to suffer.

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>>76304
the world does revolve around you retard. Nothing else matters but yourself. And you shouldn't want to see your sister whored out you pathetic cuck

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>>76294
you should have the women of your family raped in front of you


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 β„–75389[Reply]

seriously what is the cure to being a neet, i dont like being a neet but i also dont want to interact with retarded normies. do i just build a shack in the woods or something.
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>>75389 (OP)
There's jobs where you don't have to talk to people usually so maybe that might be a solution

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>>77027
Not OP but which ones are you talking about?

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>>77027
tsmt i used to work nights at a gas station and it was basically this i only had to talk to like 10 people a night other than that i just sat on my phone all night playing clash and watching tiktok

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>>77052
Do you not get in trouble for being on your phone

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>>77054
no because i was on by myself all night just make sure the boss doesnt catch u

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>>75394
sports and TV aren't hobbies or interests faggot


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 β„–77055[Reply]

Why do short guys even try

 β„–77059

i have a micropenis

 β„–77072

>>77055 (OP)
Short guys have it easy because the vapid whores filter themselves out.


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 β„–76913[Reply]

I'm so horny I'm humping my bed and I came two times in a row last night what to do

 β„–76915

fuck your girlfriend

 β„–76942

>>76915
I'm gay though

 β„–76943

^brown faggot nigger thread DNI

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>>76942
fuck your boyfriend

 β„–77068

have sex with your husbands boyfriend


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 β„–77053[Reply]

I genuinely did NOTHING this whole winter break and I'm glad it's ending.
Before it started I set goals for myself to study an hour a day and stop eating goyslop but I gave up on them after a few days. I started to eat like shit, gooned every other day, spent entire days in front of the computer and fucked up my sleep schedule.
Hopefully going to school will force me to go back to living like a normal person.

 β„–77056

same situation here though my parents bug me constantly when i am home,i find it very hard to motivate myself to study because i get reminded with how much work i have left to make,how i need to relearn shit i don't understand or literature in general
im not super stressed cuz the college i want to enlist to is not super hard to enter but im scared of literature super bad that exam was made by niggers


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 β„–77069[Reply]

>3 weeks pass
>couldve caught up and got ahead in my projects
>couldve looked for a job
>couldve practiced my piano
>couldve learned something new
>couldve read more books
>chose to spend it all online
i guess its moreso just a self-discipline thing but i get distracted if theres no due date

 β„–77071

I hate seeing threads like this with people being lazy bums because it validates the fact I am also an unmotivated and inert squanderer of my potential.
It makes it so much more tempting to abdicate any internal drive of mine to crawl up dem the slums, thinking I’m just one of millions in some social epidemic, something far bigger than me, and it lets me relieve myself of responsibility for fixing my own problems.

 β„–77084

Deserved cuz fpedocuck


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 β„–76638[Reply]

It's over for me but would any of you bigoted chudcels care to take this survey and post your results here (no datamining i promise just trying to see if there are patterns/trends) also only take this test if you're a man (whatever that means bcs penises are heckin' social constructs and you can cut them off because nothing matters sweaty o algo) foids kys

test:https://www.idrlabs.com/gender/test.php
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Bend over.

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>>76851
it's joe over you have to chop off your penis o algo

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>ergergergergegerg

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I think im neither mascuiline nor feminine

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>>76638 (OP)
hey guys, i guess thats it

brap

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Is it over for me 'eens?


 β„–76977[Reply]

watching this video is giving me vietnam flashbacks, and is like psychological torture. i have seen what everyone else would cry over, and have become unmoved by it.
ive never been able to be on the outside looking in before, and i hate it.
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most wont understand. i dont know if its better for me to know to this extent or not. its a scar deeper than any of the others.
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it is who i am. and i hate it. silence is the only thing i have now.
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>>76997
>XHE WAS JUST BE NICE YOU RETARD
precisely. Its the kind of nice, but NEVER, a women gives a downy. My delusion is that I didnt see it, but I should have.

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>>76998
>>76999
I think the problem here is that you try too hard to get yourself true love and get disappointed when some dumb fuck laughs in your face. It's not nice, but for fuck's sake it's not "personal 'Nam" levels of mental trauma. If anything, this should be an opportunity to learn from yourself and from others instead of pulling yourself down. It may be an issue on both sides, with you forcing a relationship and a girl who sees you as a subhuman. Sometimes, people try hitting targets they can't realistically achieve, or they need to improve their social skills.
In short, find friends, not lovers. A friend is not only more likely to be open about that stuff but you can improve your social skills by talking about whatever. Forcing love doesn't work because love requires balance, with both sides working together.
And lastly, WORK ON YOURSELF! Get some hobbies, improve, and find people that way. It has to be something YOU like, not someone else. Focus on yourself, and then try finding love.
<wordswordswords SELF IMPROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
Also GET

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>>77000
If you knew how old I was and how "worked on myself" i am, you'd change your opinion.

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>>76977 (OP)
I get exactly what you mean geg, most people in reppeys don't understand but I do. The thing is the pug downy looking guy is usually pretty quick-witted but even then he struggles because of his looks, even adding that he's literally a millionaire and is known for being charismatic.
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That being said THOUGH you can't turn the suffering of your life into some movie you and I both know all these reppeys about "le improooovinggg" won't change a lot but there's still some things you def can do especially in regards to hardmaxxing. And if worse come to worst you can learn to be alone its sad but it's better than marrying some bitch that will fuck with you all your life.

 β„–77015

>>76986
>On July 7, 2024, a YouTuber named Pocketbook posted a 17-minute video titled "The Real Sketch: The Untold Story of Jamie Mar". In the video, Pocketbook claimed that before Cox's streaming career took off, he used to post OnlyFans content under the "Jamie Mar" username. The video soon went viral across social media, as the content that Cox participated in features gay pornography, sparking homophobic and anti-sex work comments and backlash from a number of individuals.[24][25][26][27] On July 8, 2024, Cox went live on his Twitch channel and confirmed the rumors surrounding his former career path, stating he was going through a rough patch during that time in his life. Cox further explained that the videos were from two years ago, described himself as a "changed" person, and said he was dealing with addiction during that period of his life.
Geeeeeeeg

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>>77009
To be fair, its less about how I relate to him, and more about her behavior towards him.

And ive already moved on, I just on the occasion enjoyed the random fantasy of "what could have been's". But now I know that my understanding of what was going on was completely wrong.


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 β„–77057[Reply]

ROLLING!!!!!!!
<flood

 β„–77060

zero reppeys also roll

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yep thats a roll

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fdsfsfds


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 β„–76728[Reply]

Anyone else feel like this?

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wrong image but whatever

 β„–76748

Sometimes, yeah

 β„–76760

This faggot is such a fucking fakecel "oh boohoo i'm such an incel loser in my japanese mansion as i get 5 random beautiful women to be my fuckbuddies"

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>>76728 (OP)
i did all of this including getting into an -ack pact but i survived and she died
im less of a faggot and didnt get molested doe

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>>76728 (OP)
literally the only thing i liked was the girl who wrote the alphabet and the days of the week on a piece of paper because i do that very often irl
everything else just sounds like whining and >>76760

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>>76729
this gif won


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 β„–76919[Reply]

Women owe me sex even though I hate them and smell badly and am actually gay and brown
T. R9k

 β„–76920

kys monklet avatarfag

 β„–76939

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Waaaaaaah why do I have to work and do shit why can't robots do everything while I goon in my virtual reality pod
T. All of Mankind

 β„–77013

Gorillas are aryan


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 β„–76963[Reply]

are there any ways to deal with people treating me like a retard being overprotective and shit?
i'm a mild autist sperg that has a school aide everytime at class and people either ridiculing me or being overprotective.
any ideas?
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>>76963 (OP)
have you tried explaining to them how they are acting?

I remember there was this book I read about a kid in a wheelchair and nobody would really pick on him because when they did, bystanders would try to be nice to him but he would be even meaner to them for feeling sorry for him, so everybody just kind of felt bad for him trying to defend his dignity and nobody bothered him period.

Leave it to some normie to take up arms and be offended on your behalf

 β„–76973

How did you get in the situation of the school forcing you to have an aid at all times?

 β„–76974

Just use them as your slaves and be overdemanding until they give up and stop

 β„–76979

>unironic sperg
Please kill yourself

 β„–76981

>>76963 (OP)
have you tried not being a sperg

 β„–77012

Everyone perceived me as a sperg, I started just being louder, talking even if I didn't have anything to say, just trying to fit in ig. I'm still "the weird one" in every group but at least I'm not being made fun of. I feel like the way I act and who I really am are completely different, but that's the only way I get by and that's ok


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 β„–74531[Reply]

I talked to this girl on sunday and got her to laugh. I didn't ask for her number because I thought that I was pushing it. What should I say to her when I next see her?
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>>74985
She's been on winter break since the week I was going to ask her out. She comes back this week I think

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>>>74718
>'at 'appened 'p?
>'p
<unbrappable content! You have been kicked from the US border for 2 seconds!

 β„–76952

I see her this sunday

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>>76736
incomprehensible niggerbabble

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>>76952
how did it go?!
>>unoriginal nigga

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>>77007
she's still on break geg. I want to dm her but I shouldn't. Next week she'll be there 100%


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 β„–76823[Reply]

For me it was an overall good year, 2025 meant more in terms of growth but I definitely did learn a lot this year. Got into xhis imageboard and more chuddy in general, got even more /fit/, only real loss was that I still haven't made much friends. But honestly, compared to the state I was in last year, I'm a whole lot better. I'm hoping 2026 will be even better, and I have some reasons to think it will be
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 β„–76871

It was great for me i lost weight and found a way to quit masturbating i also reconnected with my friends online which made the whole year better

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>>76871 and i forgot to mention that i discovered this awesome website in may

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>>76831
this
<unoriginal conte-ACKKK

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>>76823 (OP)
Got decent grades, programming a vidya, im in decent shape, but I still havent found anyone I WANT to be friends with. I can talk to whoever, its just everyone is boring as FUCK. So yeh, idk what to do with that.

 β„–77004

My cousin's dog (who i cared a lot about) died
Grandpa died and I regret not having more of a relation with him
Was insecure about my whole first year of uni cuz I was really thorn it between what I choose and my other option
Missed first day of uni cuz family wanted to go on vacation
Spent most of the year with no friends and missing my school friends tho like in the last month I got quite acquainted with one dude who I ended in a work group with tho so at least there's that
Addiction I've been struggling for a few years got worse due to the whole no friends+career insecurity thing
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So yeah the big 25 wasn't my year

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>>77004
Oh and also almost no time for vidya cuz university was taking a lot of time (at school maybe I could go 2-3 weeks without it but once the tests stopped I would have some time. Here had nothing) and grades also dropped cuz shit was harder+I was unmotivated


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 β„–76964[Reply]

Well /r9k/, Is she right?

 β„–76965

moids are pathetic fuck them all they dont deserve a thing from us

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>Foid larping

 β„–76975

Shitty 'log today

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>>76975
Forgot to mention that I'm leaking btw


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