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SNCA story how I degroomed myself
I used to be a retarded leftoid furnigger that did nothing but play troonfortress 2 all day. That changed when one of my friends tried to convince me it was ok & “natural” to goon to feral. I immediately realized how fucked up and degenerate a lot of this shit was, and got off the computer for a solid 2 months. Started working out, started volunteering, and overall just started to be more social.(long story short life improved by 10 fold)
Dont give up bros. if I could improve my life from being a pathetic furnigger gooner, I’m sure a majority of you guys can.

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>>89531 (OP)
>I used to be a retarded leftoid furnigger that did nothing but play troonfortress 2 all day.

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>>89531 (OP)
What do u do with all ur time. wouldn't mind dropping all internet shit, but i have no hobbies or friends, just a wife.

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>>89535
extremely well crafted reppey

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>>89532
team fortress 2 is gemmy tho, only fags have been misusing it

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>>89535
Usually going to my job at Wendy’s, volunteering at my church’s weekly soup kitchen or working on my short story. Still working on the social part, but it’s way better than what it used to be.

Other than that it’s reading, just picked up Marcus Aurelius hoping to finish it within a few days.

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>>89532
Geg, most furniggers deserve it tbh.
Unfortunately I’m still “technically” a furry, but I choose to not affiliate with gooner degens (vast majority of furries)

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>>89531 (OP)
Can you give me some insight, why do furries and trooners love TF2 so much?

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>>89541

For me it was because you got to use a bunch of whacky weapons, usually retards gravitate to tf2 because it’s got whacky cartoon visuals( and the fact you can make your character look like their from a different game entirely cuz of how bad the cosmetics are )

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Nice
<poop and niggers dying

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>>89531 (OP)
You mained pyro didn't you?

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>>89562
I did, mainly because I REALLY like getting to use flame throwers in vidya games.
I was getting close to hales own flare gun too.

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>>89540
how are you a furry without gooning? these things are inseparable imo

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>>89567
Cuz I have a “fursona”, (mc for a personal project im working on) I really try to steer clear from a lot of the freaky stuff.

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>>89566

Oh nononono pyro sissies not like this

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>>89569
what project? is it important and worthy in your opinion?
And to which extent your "fursona" is sexualised?
You can swap it to non-furry character btw to avoid attracting furry gooners to your project

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>>89575
Short story
I’d explain the plot but it’s long and it’s SNCA
Also he’s not rlly sexualized, so I doubt it will attract gooners.

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>>89573
I killed b4nny so yes pyro sissies this is good.

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>>89578
if it's not sexualized and doesn't exactly say that it's "furry" or "anthro" but more generic stuff like "animal hybrid" o algo then it's fine
have you tried deworming btw? you don't have to hold off your kinky sexual impulses after it cuz you don't feel any

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>>89581
Well it technically is anthro, (aliens that are just sharks with legs) I’ve got some art in the works for a battle scene. but have some concept art done by a friend

Also no don’t wanna de worm, don’t wanna feel like a zombie. That’s just me. Already working on my porn consumption.

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>>89584
it's fine, I see no furry degeneracy in it at all. more like robot than anthro
it's ok if you can handle it without deworming, looks more like you were groomed into it by friends. I've seen a ~12 yo girl online with good artist skills who was groomed into drawing softcore furry porn (drooling kisses with tongues), that's disgusting. She didn't like it, just was drawing because "friends" were requesting this

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>>89585

Literally that’s what happened, well with the freaky stuff. I’ve Allways kinda had an interest with mythology, and fables (which have a lot of talking animals) so I think the furry part was bound to happen eventually

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>>89584
But sharks do not have any ears:(

Also if you want to keep porn-addicts away, try establishing your political opinions( in game itself or on your social media), that gooners don't like, such as total troon/nigger/lolipedo death o algo.

My brother, we can fight degeneracy in this fandom, or at least, create a safe enclave

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>>89588
Ye, but I don’t want to bring up muh views out the blue. I’ll usually just ask them to stop or mute (assuming I don’t get kicked from the lobby which happens 85% of the time because it’s not le heckin gender affirming)

otherwise I taunt on every kill, troons raging over a game is a gem to behold

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>>89590
You could create Xitter acc and promote your game AND views there. You just need a right moment when a (nothing)burgerdrama happens, for example, with someone being pedo or zoo(what is par for the course in this community) and start moralfagging about all troon being pedos/all feral gooners being zoos and so on and so on. Also mention that they are all filipinos/burpzilians/overall niggers

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>>89592
Might do that…
Also wanted to mention that half the tf2 “chuds” are either weirdos or spergs. (Eg: zesty Jesus is a gooner that is still in contact with confirmed furpedonigger AAR, yet nobaldi seems to care about that) but I might give it a shot

Okay fags I’m going to catch some z’s , good thread btw

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>>89543
>>89531 (OP)
Do you suffer from autism

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>>89535
i have this exact problem too. i got friends but im not gonna go out with them every single day, and i dont want to get a job because everything in my town is ass (its either working at mcdonalds, a restaurant or supermarket cashier).

you could maybe do exercise and just walk to forests or whatever you got near you. try to limit your screen time, watch movies and read books instead of consuming short form content or social media in general.

>>89538
while fags make a good ammount of the playerabse, theres lots of "based" people playing it too.

>>89584
as others said, it looks fine. just try to keep it under control and do not associate with gooners online.
if youre gonna open a xitter, be extremely cautious

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that's great to hear. you gave me faith that my epied / groomed friends might one day realise that it isnt cute and valid to be a tranny furnigger therian

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>>89608
Haven’t been diagnosed with autisim, but severe ADHD. Although being bullied from 4th-9th can essentially stunt your social skills

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>>89617
Don’t lose hope bro. Never lose hope. Although I must say, it’s highly unlikely that many furniggers will degroom themselves. It takes A LOT of support from others and their own discipline. But it’s not impossible. The most helpful thing you can do is nudge them towards realizing how weird a lot of the stuff that’s pushed on them is (it also may take a bit of chudding out for them to be saved)

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>>89616

Trvkes

Probably won’t open a xitter for a while until I got a decent amount of the story written. I’m still jotting down world building stuff on my google doc so I can keep my continuity straight so I don’t retcon shit/confuse stuff if I decide to write more short stories

Also bro you gotta get a job. Ik fast food is something nobody wants to do but it’s better than nothing. Tbh your experience is heavily determined by co-workers and managers. But hey your still gonna get payed even if it sucks, I believe in you bro :D

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>>89618
Both are essentially "naughty little boy" labels applied by the jewish doktor so functionally the same

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>>89635

Very much true…

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>>89618
Did they force you to take the zog lobotomy meds

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>>89638
They did…but at least one of them helps me focus, I avoid a lot of the other meds they tried to force on me

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>>89584
You draw like my ex commisioner before I DFEd

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>>89531 (OP)
You're an absolute gigger for that king

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>>89650
did the meds make ur dick stop working that happened to one of my old friends

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>>89652
Geg I can’t draw for shit lol, had ruski friend draw it

>>89658
I appreciate it fellow ‘teen :D

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>>89531 (OP)
how old r u

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>>89672
>how old r u

I’m 18. Nice try janny

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>>89681
i'm 20 and your post inspired a deep hatred in me. crab/bucket mentality or smthn. i wanted to know your age so i could feel either more or less bad abt myself. but considering you think that i think you are underage, i do now think you are underage. which makes me feel worse because i really hate seeing people younger than me share self-improvement stories even though i'm relatively young myself bc it reinforces c'est fini pour moi.
anyway sorry for snca.

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>>89621
>Also bro you gotta get a job. Ik fast food is something nobody wants to do but it’s better than nothing. Tbh your experience is heavily determined by co-workers and managers. But hey your still gonna get payed even if it sucks
i know… its just that im too lazy and dont really need the money tbh. im waiting to get my drivers license, maybe i could get something better in a different town. if not, then ill try to apply for mcdonalds, its defo better than working at a supermarket or a restaurant. at least i wont have to deal with retards all day

i started an internship today (required by my school, im studying some sysadmin related stuff) so at least ill be occupied for a month.

>I believe in you bro :D

thank you 'teen

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>>89699
Ngl gang, I understand that hatred.
Despite my progress I don’t have any friends (little to none at best) and frankly,I still get angry when I see people having fun together or if one of my other “friends” talk about going on a trip with their hs buddies. I know that feeling of wanting to make somebody know how much you hurt, but I have hope that there’s light at the end of the tunnel for us.
Dont give into that hatred bro.

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>>89747
im 21 and i have basically no friends is it over for me

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>>89531 (OP)
>tfw xe "degroomed" not "dewormed"

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Oh goddamn I hate partisanship, this "my side good your side bad" binary thinking shit has to stop, and I don't get y'all antifurries either

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>>89681
Are these pictures supposed to be insults? To me this ain't insulting one bit. Do you guys hate everyone or something? The soyjak wiki insults basically everybody alive. I support free speech so I don't gaf about your soyjak wiki existing, but it's just kinda pathetic you know?

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>>89757
Nigga stumbled upon this website

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>>89757
W bait geg

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>>89756
most furries are kinky porn addicts and massive coalers nusoicaca

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>>89531 (OP)
I am furry but don’t like all the gooning either

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>>89757
da 'ki is written by a bunch of individual authors so thats why it "hates everyone", the little images are usually mean spirited jokes not insults. though theyre occasionally used as insults or as a self insert (ie an image of what the poster looks like)

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>>89823
Furaryan

>>89666
I dunno tbh. I piss fine, and no reproductive issues (that I know of)

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>>89749
There's hope, bro. It comes with time, but it can only happen if you try.

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>>89893
Idk how to try

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>>89894
get job, join clubs. try and engage in convos.

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>>89899
i actually already have a job that would be regarded fairly good, which is at least a positive (aside from the fact that having a job requires going to work, geg)

has anyone who ever said "join clubs" actually tried looking for clubs to join? Everyphono my age is in university clubs which I am not able to join since i skipped university to get a job and make money. + im an social tard autist which normalfags can immediately sniff out

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>>89900
search online around your area/check hobby stores. And to mask your autisim, actually practice your facial expressions & voice inflections/tone in the mirror. pay attention to how conversations flow, learn how to not ramble on one specific thing for too long. or somthing like that, idk if your a mega autist or not so its all relative

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>>89900
how the fuck did you skip university. this is like finding an exploit in a game wtf did you do?

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>>89903
I got good at programming when I was younger, so I now work as a professional programmer with 0 qualifications

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>>89902
>idk if your a mega autist
i have the spent 10+ years in sped award, if thats any indication

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>>89912
>>89911
i fucking LOVE leaving sage in the email field by oopsies

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>>89913

sorry bro he's gotta kill you now. ruelz are ruelz :c

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>>89911
what language u learn 'teen?

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>>89954
C++. The language of the military industrial complex

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Is it hard to learn coding?

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>>89999
If you are asking this question it's over for you anyway

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>>89934
fuck nigga this is gooner brimstone jsid
I take my words >>89585 back

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>>90056
Planning to post more SNCA concept art sheets if any of you are interested.

Should I make a new thread or just post them here

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>>90148
why not, r9k is for blogposting so do dis and I'll rate it. this second image looks suspicious because of face structure and expression, gooners use same raisin (side mouth, slightly embarrassed, plenty of hair with ears, darker eye zone color)
use this thread for consistence or something

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Hi niggers, I got a WIP for my retard shark killing evil fuckin rabbit hordes (also one of him as a thunder warrior so yeahhh)

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>>90394
did you draw these yourself? and which tools do you use?
honestly second one visually looks decent but it's like "40k but with anthros" ripoff. I think you should stick to this >>89584 character design. and why are they fighting with rabbits?

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>>90398
No lol, commissioned them.
The yellow one is just him as a thunder warrior from 40k lol.
Also they are fighting rabbits cuz they are a serious threat to the land they inhabit because they breed too quickly and how much resources they consume, also because they are savage tribes that are hard to negotiate with.

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>>90400
you should learn basics of drawing maybe, start with paint.net, even cacas can learn it
I'm somewhat good at it and can show you how to draw head so that it won't be in gooner artstyle
bump is written in all lowercase btw

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>>90400
actually I suggest a deal to you. if you have a preddit account and will make a post for me in some subreddits I will make you a free commission. not too complex (I'm not a professional) and no gooner brim. the post is SNCA and won't get you banned/downdooted.

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>>90429
I don’t use preddit, but I could post something for a commission. What you have in mind

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Bumo good theead. You should de worm btw

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>>90466
There's a nuance. If you don't have an account and post right after registration you'll get automatically shadowbanned. Nigger ass "anti-spam" algorithms. Tried this myself, even on a non-VPN IP. Also in some subreddits
<you cannot post before farming karma, you must comment and updoot a lot first
If you'll still manage to post it on some subreddits that'll be fine.
At which times are you active? (use UTC timezone) I usually browse sharty at 04:00-06:00 and 10:00-14:00 UTC around that, and sleep somewhere between 15:00-03:00
I think we should switch to talking in DMs, XMPP for example. Do you know how to use it? (I don't use datamining platforms like 'cord)

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>>90502
I’m usually browsing either at work or late at night 4-12 EST, add me on steam if you got it, but what’s the gist of your lil scheme doe….

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>>90504
I don't use (((steam))) too geg

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>>90504
EST is UTC -5 right?

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btw if you link your real accounts here you'll get 'oxxed, remember about that. but if it's empty nophono acc go ahead, I'll paste the post here

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>>90509
Ok Saar

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>>90510
is your reddit acc old or newly registered? and does it have any PII?

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>>89531 (OP)
>I immediately realized how fucked up and degenerate a lot of this shit was, and got off the computer for a solid 2 months. Started working out, started volunteering, and overall just started to be more social
Trvke. doing something small can snowball into something big. Thinking that you shouldn't do something because the effect is small is how you stay in the hole.

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>>90512
I doubt it has jack shit, it’s old tho, like a year or so. Idk I’ve hardly touched it

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>>90514
so should I paste it here?

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>>90515
Eh sure, why not. Allbeit doe I don’t really understand why you can’t just post it yourself geg

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>>90394
>>89584
This is the good kind of autism

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>>90516
I get constantly shadowbanned. Wait for it

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I'm searching for a lost media mobile java game from around 2009-2012 and I don't remember its title. Played it on OS Bada, it was accessible for loading from samsung apps store.

The game is about robots and technology. Player character is a green robot. Mechanics are the same as in Lode Runner games: You can't jump but you can melt tiles with laser. Tiles regenerate after a while. You can't melt tile below yourself but you can melt left-down or right-down tiles. You can catch an enemy into a destroyed tile to neutralize. In some tiles you can find hidden chips (or crystals, emeralds). You don't need all these to finish level, you just walk to the finish tile instead. You can spend these in shop for upgrades or consumables (like dynamite).

There were 3 types of enemies, I remember only two. All kill you on touch. Cybors (not a typo) only walk on accessible blocks, they don't react to player and can't do anything else. Eyezors can fly and persecute player after eye contact. I guess the third one was walking type and could use ladders.

That's not a screenshot, I drew this picture by memory. This game was paid, had a demo-version, but there were no microtransactions.

Things already done:
1. Searched in search engines, .jar catalogues and with AIs - no result.
2. Downloaded all 2009-2012 samsungapps app icons archived on Wayback Machine, it was around 10000 unique icons, it wasn't there.
3. Downloaded "all .jar games ever existing" collection, around 80000 games, searched through it by keywords, no result.
4. Went through all Kahvibreak game screenshots (around 5000), didn't find it.

The most important thing to know is its title, so I hope someone remembers it. Or you can suggest alternative search methods, but I've tried almost everything so far.

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this is the post, now I need to fetch the list of subreddits

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>>90521
I doubt I’ll get much traction but I’ll try

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here, there may be some posting rules so adapt it if necessary. some may be karma-locked, unfit for posting or dead, ignore these in such case
r/tipofmyjoystick
r/whatsthatgame
r/TipOfMyTongue
r/HelpMeFind
r/gaming
r/retrogaming
r/oldmobilegames
r/GamePreservation

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>>90523
Ok Saar, I’ll do in morning. I’ll do everything to the best of muh ability o algo

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>>90524
ok thanks. what do you want in your commission btw? and please include some pictures for reference

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>>89584
>>89934
Here some references for him (btw the nose is blunted cuz he’s a bull shark)
>>90525
A doodle of him browsing the sharty in a dilapidated room would be funny geg.

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>>90524
here's the starting sketch with some colored elements
the post isn't there, have you been shadowbanned? open your profile while not logged in to check

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>>90653
ngl I think im shadow banned
Ill try again on a diff account :c

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>>89539
>a few days
The meditations is like a 60 page book written in bullet points, if it takes you more than 2 hours to read you’re either Gavin newsom dyslexic or straight retarded

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>>90401
Can I see some of your art?



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