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SNCA story how I degroomed myself
I used to be a retarded leftoid furnigger that did nothing but play troonfortress 2 all day. That changed when one of my friends tried to convince me it was ok & “natural” to goon to feral. I immediately realized how fucked up and degenerate a lot of this shit was, and got off the computer for a solid 2 months. Started working out, started volunteering, and overall just started to be more social.(long story short life improved by 10 fold)
Dont give up bros. if I could improve my life from being a pathetic furnigger gooner, I’m sure a majority of you guys can.
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>>89823
Furaryan

>>89666
I dunno tbh. I piss fine, and no reproductive issues (that I know of)

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>>89749
There's hope, bro. It comes with time, but it can only happen if you try.

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>>89893
Idk how to try

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>>89894
get job, join clubs. try and engage in convos.

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>>89899
i actually already have a job that would be regarded fairly good, which is at least a positive (aside from the fact that having a job requires going to work, geg)

has anyone who ever said "join clubs" actually tried looking for clubs to join? Everyphono my age is in university clubs which I am not able to join since i skipped university to get a job and make money. + im an social tard autist which normalfags can immediately sniff out

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>>89900
search online around your area/check hobby stores. And to mask your autisim, actually practice your facial expressions & voice inflections/tone in the mirror. pay attention to how conversations flow, learn how to not ramble on one specific thing for too long. or somthing like that, idk if your a mega autist or not so its all relative

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>>89900
how the fuck did you skip university. this is like finding an exploit in a game wtf did you do?

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>>89903
I got good at programming when I was younger, so I now work as a professional programmer with 0 qualifications

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>>89902
>idk if your a mega autist
i have the spent 10+ years in sped award, if thats any indication

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>>89912
>>89911
i fucking LOVE leaving sage in the email field by oopsies

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>>89913

sorry bro he's gotta kill you now. ruelz are ruelz :c

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>>89911
what language u learn 'teen?

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>>89954
C++. The language of the military industrial complex

 89999[Quote]

Is it hard to learn coding?

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>>89999
If you are asking this question it's over for you anyway

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>>89934
fuck nigga this is gooner brimstone jsid
I take my words >>89585 back

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>>90056
Planning to post more SNCA concept art sheets if any of you are interested.

Should I make a new thread or just post them here

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>>90148
why not, r9k is for blogposting so do dis and I'll rate it. this second image looks suspicious because of face structure and expression, gooners use same raisin (side mouth, slightly embarrassed, plenty of hair with ears, darker eye zone color)
use this thread for consistence or something

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Hi niggers, I got a WIP for my retard shark killing evil fuckin rabbit hordes (also one of him as a thunder warrior so yeahhh)

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>>90394
did you draw these yourself? and which tools do you use?
honestly second one visually looks decent but it's like "40k but with anthros" ripoff. I think you should stick to this >>89584 character design. and why are they fighting with rabbits?

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>>90398
No lol, commissioned them.
The yellow one is just him as a thunder warrior from 40k lol.
Also they are fighting rabbits cuz they are a serious threat to the land they inhabit because they breed too quickly and how much resources they consume, also because they are savage tribes that are hard to negotiate with.

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>>90400
you should learn basics of drawing maybe, start with paint.net, even cacas can learn it
I'm somewhat good at it and can show you how to draw head so that it won't be in gooner artstyle
bump is written in all lowercase btw

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>>90400
actually I suggest a deal to you. if you have a preddit account and will make a post for me in some subreddits I will make you a free commission. not too complex (I'm not a professional) and no gooner brim. the post is SNCA and won't get you banned/downdooted.

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>>90429
I don’t use preddit, but I could post something for a commission. What you have in mind

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Bumo good theead. You should de worm btw

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>>90466
There's a nuance. If you don't have an account and post right after registration you'll get automatically shadowbanned. Nigger ass "anti-spam" algorithms. Tried this myself, even on a non-VPN IP. Also in some subreddits
<you cannot post before farming karma, you must comment and updoot a lot first
If you'll still manage to post it on some subreddits that'll be fine.
At which times are you active? (use UTC timezone) I usually browse sharty at 04:00-06:00 and 10:00-14:00 UTC around that, and sleep somewhere between 15:00-03:00
I think we should switch to talking in DMs, XMPP for example. Do you know how to use it? (I don't use datamining platforms like 'cord)

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>>90502
I’m usually browsing either at work or late at night 4-12 EST, add me on steam if you got it, but what’s the gist of your lil scheme doe….

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>>90504
I don't use (((steam))) too geg

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>>90504
EST is UTC -5 right?

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btw if you link your real accounts here you'll get 'oxxed, remember about that. but if it's empty nophono acc go ahead, I'll paste the post here

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>>90509
Ok Saar

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>>90510
is your reddit acc old or newly registered? and does it have any PII?

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>>89531 (OP)
>I immediately realized how fucked up and degenerate a lot of this shit was, and got off the computer for a solid 2 months. Started working out, started volunteering, and overall just started to be more social
Trvke. doing something small can snowball into something big. Thinking that you shouldn't do something because the effect is small is how you stay in the hole.

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>>90512
I doubt it has jack shit, it’s old tho, like a year or so. Idk I’ve hardly touched it

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>>90514
so should I paste it here?

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>>90515
Eh sure, why not. Allbeit doe I don’t really understand why you can’t just post it yourself geg

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>>90394
>>89584
This is the good kind of autism

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>>90516
I get constantly shadowbanned. Wait for it

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I'm searching for a lost media mobile java game from around 2009-2012 and I don't remember its title. Played it on OS Bada, it was accessible for loading from samsung apps store.

The game is about robots and technology. Player character is a green robot. Mechanics are the same as in Lode Runner games: You can't jump but you can melt tiles with laser. Tiles regenerate after a while. You can't melt tile below yourself but you can melt left-down or right-down tiles. You can catch an enemy into a destroyed tile to neutralize. In some tiles you can find hidden chips (or crystals, emeralds). You don't need all these to finish level, you just walk to the finish tile instead. You can spend these in shop for upgrades or consumables (like dynamite).

There were 3 types of enemies, I remember only two. All kill you on touch. Cybors (not a typo) only walk on accessible blocks, they don't react to player and can't do anything else. Eyezors can fly and persecute player after eye contact. I guess the third one was walking type and could use ladders.

That's not a screenshot, I drew this picture by memory. This game was paid, had a demo-version, but there were no microtransactions.

Things already done:
1. Searched in search engines, .jar catalogues and with AIs - no result.
2. Downloaded all 2009-2012 samsungapps app icons archived on Wayback Machine, it was around 10000 unique icons, it wasn't there.
3. Downloaded "all .jar games ever existing" collection, around 80000 games, searched through it by keywords, no result.
4. Went through all Kahvibreak game screenshots (around 5000), didn't find it.

The most important thing to know is its title, so I hope someone remembers it. Or you can suggest alternative search methods, but I've tried almost everything so far.

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this is the post, now I need to fetch the list of subreddits

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>>90521
I doubt I’ll get much traction but I’ll try

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here, there may be some posting rules so adapt it if necessary. some may be karma-locked, unfit for posting or dead, ignore these in such case
r/tipofmyjoystick
r/whatsthatgame
r/TipOfMyTongue
r/HelpMeFind
r/gaming
r/retrogaming
r/oldmobilegames
r/GamePreservation

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>>90523
Ok Saar, I’ll do in morning. I’ll do everything to the best of muh ability o algo

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>>90524
ok thanks. what do you want in your commission btw? and please include some pictures for reference

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>>89584
>>89934
Here some references for him (btw the nose is blunted cuz he’s a bull shark)
>>90525
A doodle of him browsing the sharty in a dilapidated room would be funny geg.

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>>90524
here's the starting sketch with some colored elements
the post isn't there, have you been shadowbanned? open your profile while not logged in to check

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>>90653
ngl I think im shadow banned
Ill try again on a diff account :c

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>>89539
>a few days
The meditations is like a 60 page book written in bullet points, if it takes you more than 2 hours to read you’re either Gavin newsom dyslexic or straight retarded

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>>90401
Can I see some of your art?



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