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Yestarday a 'teen asked me about making an SCP-style wiki. It's finally here at https://soysylum.org.
The website will owned by nobody and hosted by me. For the most part, the website will be run by "Dr. Soyberg."

This thread will be moved to /x/ in a little while.

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spooky wooky gemerald that will probably save the sharty

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another splinter site how exciting.

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ok cool

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>>3063
I wanted an SCP site without the coal but I'll take it

gonna come up with a few gems now

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looks gemmy

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>>3069
Also how do I add the patient box with all the info below it

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>>3071
Use {{Patientbox}}. If you are using the visual editor, then the fields will come up automatically. If you're using the source editor, then you'll have to type them in manually.

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SCP 1
Soyplier
Soyplier is like Markiplier Soyjak but monstrous in form and giant and his razor sharp teeth and destroys cities and screams and shoots lasers and fire

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>>3063
Hey, Soystein here. Thank you to everyone in this thread making gemmy OC. I saw the initial post of a 'tranny free SCP wiki' and thought I could make it better by making it IAS, think of it like a love letter to this site. Anyways, I'll stop blog posting about shit nobody cares about. Keep 'jakkin, 'teens.

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Should have been Asoylum but gemmy nonetheless

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>>3071
Is it ok if I made 1488-1 chud or is that too aggrandizing

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>>3077
Go wild. As long as it has to do with DA LOOOOOOOOOORE or whatever I don't give a shit

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>>3078
Oh ok

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How can i add 2 images???

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someone make an scp that locks up your clitty if you get near it

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>>3077
use the chud page i made or make it a redirect doe

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>>3072
Wdym the fields come up automatically in the visual editor

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>>3084
Oh I got it nvm

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ss-0001
description
ss patient 0001 is a 35 year old white male, 1.25 meters tall, showing clinical signs of dwarfism.
Subject wears a one piece suit reminicent of infant bedwear, bearing a repeating stripe pattern of pink, light blue, and white. Body hair is non existent, with exeptions of stubbled facial hair and extremely sparse crainial hair, which is dyed pink. Subject also wears red lipstick and glasses.
Behavior
0001 is extremely sensitive to select incedents, that if allowed to happen will spur 0001 to attempt to take it's own life.
Such incedents include, but are not limited to:
>Revoking any of it's clothing articles
>Refering to it as male.(Believes it is female)
>revoking internet privelages
To take it's own life, 0001 will spontaneously materialize a strangulation device, which it will promptly attempt to use on itself. Restraint until 0001 is placated is the only way to stop a suicide event from occuring.

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>>3068

we could still do that tho

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someone should make a page for bernd based on this image i’m too tired
basically he thinks he’s an actor and if you take away his props he’ll fuck you to death

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>>3089
Would it make more sense if he had split-personalities and he killed you if you told me they were fake and gay???

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make one about chud, who was apprehended after curbstomping a 5 year old black kid for no apparent reason

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>>3090
idea for extreme kino: bernd can be in two states "normal" and >"quoting"
mode, quoting mode would make xim transmorgify into an exaggerated, mocking version of the person closest to him for few hours.

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>>3091
Erm that’s already 1488-1 chudcel

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SS-4815162342

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>>3063
Now make a wiki about soyjak lore. Like actual soyjak lore. Soyjaks with real backstories and shit

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Very gemmy, I WILL write several articles once the infrastructure is in place to do so.

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bumping this in hopes that people will create actual gemmy shit

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plvease dont let this be a nothingburger, angelo put scho much effort into it

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uuuup

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i also edited some paged to cram in more kino

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sharty saving

/x/ saving

calling the rest of the namefag avengers to bump the thread

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>>3101
What do the numbers mean

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>>3101
root might be the most literal who moderators of this website, i still have no idea what he does.

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pin this because….. its LE GEM!

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>>3063
WriteGODS get in here

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1. Parody meta SCP with anti-meta ones
2. Instead of making the SCP's scarier, make them more stupid and useless
3. Make almost every aspect of /qa/ and sharty culture an SCP
4. The more retarded article the better
5. You WILL write NOW

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SCP is soy reddit shit

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>>3107
Blud didn't read the thread ☠

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Latest chive so far
https://archive.is/11EEp

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frooooooooot pin the thread

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yep, coal

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>you WILL wikicoal about all the secret esoteric sharty lore so JIDF agents can study up on it

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>>3113
Blud didn't get the memo about parodying SCP using jaks ☠☠☠

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>anything fun glows

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leno when are we raiding screamer wiki

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inb4 a giant wave of reddit tier unfunny retards

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>>3117
Yep it's bait + mental retardation

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>>3119
Good Patient 1, parodying the goofy ahh SCP-001 or something

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reddit: the wiki
as expected from trannygeleno

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>>3119
OH I GET IT IT'S SOOT, THE FIRST SOYTEEN

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bump

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honestly a wiki based around shitposting articles like this seems nice
'jak all of the original scp subjects

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up

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keep adding more content xisters

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Gem

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>>3124
Yeah this

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1488 is the most viewed let’s goo

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How did soot go from an administrator to being a patient?

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Is FNAC canon is this wiki universe?

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'leno i transheart you

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Oh hell naw this ain’t bumpin

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Up, may make a new entry tomorrow

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'cordcoalers failraided the site geg

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bump

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Fancied this up, I think Issa gem now https://soysylum.org/Patient-1488

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>>3138
even more kino now, good joob soyconsuner

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https://soysylum.org/Patient-002 made this, gonna make a mutt cogintohazard in a couple of days maybe

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Some of the stuff needs to get corrected, dr Soyberg died so it doesn’t make sense that he’s making blogposts

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>>6215880
retardGOD…
>>3141
tsmt, it needs to line up with the lore or else it's coal

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up!

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>>6216000

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You guys can help by importing templates from the other 'ki or making your own or something

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AAAAAADMINS WORK ON THE SITE MORE

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Add the sylum wiki to the top links

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if i want to make a soysylum article about a 'jak themed object, what would i put it under? would it be a patient (even doe its not sentient) or would it get its own article that doesn't have the scp-formatting theme? (like how the sproke and bugs articles are set up)

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>>3148
Just make it a patient

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Move to X or make its own personal board?

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Gemmy

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Someone write some stuff on crosstests between 1488-1 and 041

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bump

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>>3148
I havent worked out the object naming convention yet, but I would just put Object-(XYZ) or some shit like that

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Up

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14 images and 88 posts ommited

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>>3158
this is what caused the soysylum to be made albeit

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>>3158
LMAO, this sounds like a parody article from the new wiki

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>>3158
Someone make a parody of this

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BUMO

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Up

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New gemerald just dropped
https://soysylum.org/OBJ-1001

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https://soysylum.org/Patient-004
Rate my first shot at making a patient 'teens

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angelo you black negromonkey why move it to the dead shitnobodycaresabout board

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i made a new 'sylum article, you WILL give me feedback on how to make it gemmier
what i personally think is that i spent way too much time on this and made it way too long for a shitpost fanfic article on a shitposting website
https://soysylum.org/OBJ-GEM

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>>3063
scp is shit on its own, cool idea to make a brimstone of a dead horror troon dust.

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gemerald

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Bump cuz froot didn't link it in the toolbar and 'teens have adhd

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>>3063
Angeleno can you give booru back to us



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