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Yestarday a 'teen asked me about making an SCP-style wiki. It's finally here at
https://soysylum.org.
The website will owned by nobody and hosted by me. For the most part, the website will be run by "Dr. Soyberg."
This thread will be moved to /x/ in a little while.
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another splinter site how exciting.
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ok cool
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>>3063I wanted an SCP site without the coal but I'll take it
gonna come up with a few gems now
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looks gemmy
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>>3069Also how do I add the patient box with all the info below it
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>>3071Use {{Patientbox}}. If you are using the visual editor, then the fields will come up automatically. If you're using the source editor, then you'll have to type them in manually.
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SCP 1
Soyplier
Soyplier is like Markiplier Soyjak but monstrous in form and giant and his razor sharp teeth and destroys cities and screams and shoots lasers and fire
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>>3063Hey, Soystein here. Thank you to everyone in this thread making gemmy OC. I saw the initial post of a 'tranny free SCP wiki' and thought I could make it better by making it IAS, think of it like a love letter to this site. Anyways, I'll stop blog posting about shit nobody cares about. Keep 'jakkin, 'teens.
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Should have been Asoylum but gemmy nonetheless
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>>3071Is it ok if I made 1488-1 chud or is that too aggrandizing
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>>3077Go wild. As long as it has to do with DA LOOOOOOOOOORE or whatever I don't give a shit
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How can i add 2 images???
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someone make an scp that locks up your clitty if you get near it
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>>3077use the chud page i made or make it a redirect doe
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>>3072Wdym the fields come up automatically in the visual editor
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ss-0001
description
ss patient 0001 is a 35 year old white male, 1.25 meters tall, showing clinical signs of dwarfism.
Subject wears a one piece suit reminicent of infant bedwear, bearing a repeating stripe pattern of pink, light blue, and white. Body hair is non existent, with exeptions of stubbled facial hair and extremely sparse crainial hair, which is dyed pink. Subject also wears red lipstick and glasses.
Behavior
0001 is extremely sensitive to select incedents, that if allowed to happen will spur 0001 to attempt to take it's own life.
Such incedents include, but are not limited to:
>Revoking any of it's clothing articles
>Refering to it as male.(Believes it is female)
>revoking internet privelages
To take it's own life, 0001 will spontaneously materialize a strangulation device, which it will promptly attempt to use on itself. Restraint until 0001 is placated is the only way to stop a suicide event from occuring.
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>>3089Would it make more sense if he had split-personalities and he killed you if you told me they were fake and gay???
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make one about chud, who was apprehended after curbstomping a 5 year old black kid for no apparent reason
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>>3090idea for extreme kino: bernd can be in two states "normal" and >"quoting"
mode, quoting mode would make xim transmorgify into an exaggerated, mocking version of the person closest to him for few hours.
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>>3091Erm thatβs already 1488-1 chudcel
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>>3063Now make a wiki about soyjak lore. Like actual soyjak lore. Soyjaks with real backstories and shit
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Very gemmy, I WILL write several articles once the infrastructure is in place to do so.
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bumping this in hopes that people will create actual gemmy shit
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plvease dont let this be a nothingburger, angelo put scho much effort into it
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uuuup
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i also edited some paged to cram in more kino
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sharty saving
/x/ saving
calling the rest of the namefag avengers to bump the thread
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>>3101What do the numbers mean
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>>3101root might be the most literal who moderators of this website, i still have no idea what he does.
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pin this because….. its LE GEM!
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>>3063WriteGODS get in here
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1. Parody meta SCP with anti-meta ones
2. Instead of making the SCP's scarier, make them more stupid and useless
3. Make almost every aspect of /qa/ and sharty culture an SCP
4. The more retarded article the better
5. You WILL write NOW
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SCP is soy reddit shit
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>>3107Blud didn't read the thread β
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frooooooooot pin the thread
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yep, coal
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>>3113Blud didn't get the memo about parodying SCP using jaks β β β
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>anything fun glows
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leno when are we raiding screamer wiki
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>>3119Good Patient 1, parodying the goofy ahh SCP-001 or something
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reddit: the wiki
as expected from trannygeleno
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>>3119OH I GET IT IT'S SOOT, THE FIRST SOYTEEN
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bump
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honestly a wiki based around shitposting articles like this seems nice
'jak all of the original scp subjects
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up
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keep adding more content xisters
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Gem
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1488 is the most viewed letβs goo
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How did soot go from an administrator to being a patient?
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Is FNAC canon is this wiki universe?
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'leno i transheart you
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Oh hell naw this ainβt bumpin
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Up, may make a new entry tomorrow
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'cordcoalers failraided the site geg
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bump
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Fancied this up, I think Issa gem now
https://soysylum.org/Patient-1488 β3139Quote
>>3138even more kino now, good joob soyconsuner
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https://soysylum.org/Patient-002 made this, gonna make a mutt cogintohazard in a couple of days maybe
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Some of the stuff needs to get corrected, dr Soyberg died so it doesnβt make sense that heβs making blogposts
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>>6215880retardGOD…
>>3141tsmt, it needs to line up with the lore or else it's coal
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up!
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>>6216000
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AAAAAADMINS WORK ON THE SITE MORE
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Add the sylum wiki to the top links
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>>3148Just make it a patient
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Move to X or make its own personal board?
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Gemmy
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Someone write some stuff on crosstests between 1488-1 and 041
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bump
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>>3148I havent worked out the object naming convention yet, but I would just put Object-(XYZ) or some shit like that
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Up
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14 images and 88 posts ommited
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>>3158
this is what caused the soysylum to be made albeit
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>>3158
LMAO, this sounds like a parody article from the new wiki
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>>3158
Someone make a parody of this
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BUMO
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Up
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https://soysylum.org/Patient-004Rate my first shot at making a patient 'teens
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angelo you black negromonkey why move it to the dead shitnobodycaresabout board
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i made a new 'sylum article, you WILL give me feedback on how to make it gemmier
what i personally think is that
i spent way too much time on this and made it way too long for a shitpost fanfic article on a shitposting websitehttps://soysylum.org/OBJ-GEM β3267Quote
gemerald
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Bump cuz froot didn't link it in the toolbar and 'teens have adhd
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>>3063Angeleno can you give booru back to us