/x/ - Paranormal/Schizo

Guys did you hear about the drone strike? Im scared…

Which way, Aryan man?

Learning some cryptographic. It's fun.

muh heckin banner

Today while astral projecting I summoned allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.

He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.

I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.

Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.

Fav conspiracy theories and mysteries?

Something I've started noticing all too often is this new wave of "internet mystery content" that's just become nothing besides talking about pedophiles/pedophilia on the web. I'm not even kidding. It seems wherever you look online you'll come face to face with pedoslop eventually. Some estrogenic zoomer sitting at his desk doing the fakest deep voice you've ever heard as he talks about "The hidden horror lurking on instagram…" and it's some fucking account called "I love fucking boys 22" that posts AI generated images of pizza and suddenly this little fag behind the microphone is a federal detective or some shit.

That's another big thing. These pedoslop creators always larp as if they're like some sort of cybercrime geniuses because they know that pedophiles on the internet 3 years ago use the word "cheese pizza" when talking about child porn. Half the time as well these videos are talking about an account that was clearly made purely for internet attention.

It gets worse on tiktok too. Seriously. Download tiktok right now, try making an account and see the shit the algorithm will toss at you. Of course initially it'll all be normie shit like car mukbangs but after a while you'll get more fucking pedoslop shoved down your throat. Some chick standing there pretending to be all serious like she's talking about a defcon 1 level threat over some fat retard jerking off on a tiktok live or some shit.

It's completely enveloped everything now. Every "internet mystery" video is now just pedoslop. It's getting to a point where the audience consuming this content and the creators are desperate for pedophilia to exist around every corner. They can't do anything without soying the fuck out and going "HOLY SHIT THIS IS PEDOPHILIA THERES A BUTTERFLY IN THE BACKGROUND THAT'S CODEWORD FOR I LIKE LITTLE BOYS BOUNCING ON IT HOLY FUUUUUUCK".

I can't stand it anymore. there is no more interesting content. No real mysteries that have you intrigued just some shit like "this account is ran by a pedophile, shock twist he did pedophilic things" but normies are fucking obsessed with this shit and they're so voracious and rabid in their obsession with this stuff.

How do I try astral projection, or to achieve some other form of OBE?
Does it matter that I have ADHD and would probably struggle to lock in, assuming great amounts of focus are required?

My phone charger (or more specifically, the wall outlet to USB brick) emanates a high-pitched screeching noise that nobody in my family can hear but me. I had to move it into the hallway a few days ago because it got so loud that it was nearly impossible for me to sleep. I can still hear it screeching from the hallway, even when I close my door and everything. Is this some sort of CIA sleep deprivation tactic, weaponizing my closeness to my phone to mentally strain me?

what is the origin of demonic giga

the SKYPE PEDO is calling…
NEVER ANSWER IF THE SKYPE PEDO CALLS YOU AT 3 AM
the SKYPE PEDO suddenly adds 990+ people into a group call doesnt give a FUCK
The Mysterious Origins Of The SKYPE PEDO
Very few people know where it all began, a tale only the oldest and most obsessed of oldFAGGOTs have the displeasure of knowing, certainly no one in the sharty is old enough to have witnessed it.
Circa 2009, a trend started in 4chan, where anons would add eachother in skype, either because some were too retarded to set up IRC, or some seeked the thrill of adding 4chan anons in a "normal" platform, which was a novel concept at the time. at first it was just a couple autists messing around, but over time it evolved into something much more sinister…
THE SKYPE PEDO REMEMBERS…
The skype pedos were a uniquely evil bunch, a parasitic community of demon posessed amerimutts, out of them one maniac stood out, who would be known as "THE" SKYPE PEDO, he never sleeps, never gives up, the internet never saw anyone as obsessed as him. he wrote entire paragraphs in seconds like chatGPT before chatGPT was even a thing. and once he clings on to something he never lets go.
The SKYPE PEDO doesnt forget, the SKYPE PEDO doesnt forgive…
Over time the groups died out, and people grew up and moved along with their life. but the PRIMORDIAL SKYPE PEDO never left… he was always there since day one. no one else stood the test of time but the SKYPE PEDO… up until the system collapsed. Out of the rubble came forth the SKYPE PEDO…
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what songs are irl human music

“In the hyperstitional model Kaye outlined, fiction is not opposed to the real. Rather, reality is understood to be composed of fictions – consistent semiotic terrains that condition perceptual, affective and behaviorial responses. Kaye considered Burroughs’ work to be ‘exemplary of hyperstitional practice’. Burroughs construed writing – and art in general – not aesthetically, but functionally, – that is to say, magically, with magic defined as the use of signs to produce changes in reality.”

Neo-Libertatia arrives from the future

do you ever wonder if glowniggers go on boards like this and intentionally push people towards mental illness to cause shootings?

Because i do