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 17459[Reply]

After weeks of unexplained murders, the ominous unknown killer is still on the rise. After little evidence has been found, a young boy states that he survived one of the killer's attacks and bravely tells his story.
"I had a bad dream and I woke up in the middle of the night," says the boy, "I saw that for some reason the window was open, even though I remember it being closed before I went to bed. I got up and shut it once more. Afterwards, I simply crawled under my covers and tried to get back to sleep. That's when I had a strange feeling, like someone was watching me. I looked up, and nearly jumped out of my bed. There, in the little ray of light, illuminating from between my curtains, were a pair of two eyes. These weren't regular eyes; they were dark, ominous eyes. They were bordered in black and… just plain out terrified me. That's when I saw his mouth. A long, horrendous smile that made every hair on my body stand up. The figure stood there, watching me. Finally, after what seemed like forever, he said it. A simple phrase, but said in a way only a mad man could speak.
"He said, 'Go To Sleep.' I let out a scream, that's what sent him at me. He pulled up a knife; aiming at my heart. He jumped on top of my bed. I fought him back; I kicked, I punched, I rolled around, trying to knock him off me. That's when my dad busted in. The man threw the knife, it went into my dad's shoulder. The man probably would've finished him off, if one of the neighbors hadn't alerted the police.
"They drove into the parking lot, and ran towards the door. The man turned and ran down the hallway. I heard a smash, like glass breaking. As I came out of my room, I saw the window that was pointing towards the back of my house was broken. I looked out it to see him vanish into the distance. I can tell you one thing, I will never forget that face. Those cold, evil eyes, and that psychotic smile. They will never leave my head."
Police are still on the look for this man. If you see anyone that fits the description in this story, please contact your local police department.
Nophono and his family had just moved into a new neighborhood. His dad had gotten a promotion at work, and they thought it would be best to live in one of those "fancy" neighborhoods. Nophono and his brother Soyak couldn't complain though. A new, better house. What was not to love? As they were getting unpacked, one of their neighbors came by.
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>>17459 (OP)
I came here to do the same retarded thing.

 18649

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>They buckled him into the white room because silence made them nervous.

>The straps were canvas and old, smelling faintly of dust and disinfectant, like a promise nobody planned to keep. He leaned against them anyway, not fighting—just smiling that crooked smile, the one that suggested he knew a joke the world wasn’t ready to hear.


>“Observe,” one of them whispered behind the glass.


>He tilted his head, eyes bright, mouth opening as if to shout—but no sound came out. Instead, the room seemed to listen. The walls felt thinner. Somewhere far away, a clock hesitated.


>They had labeled him unstable because he refused to sit still inside their explanations. He laughed at diagnoses. He flexed against limits. Every time they tightened a strap, something else loosened—gravity, certainty, fear.


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 18636[Reply]

I'm from Chile, and we recently had a thunderstorm in the middle of summer, but not just any thunderstorm—the lightning was striking like a machine gun. Just when I thought it was all over, one of the lightning flashes was followed by a small earthquake.

Could this be part of the HAARP project?

 18644

It is the BRAAP project bruh💀🙏



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 18583[Reply]

how many genders does it take to screw in thrembo jews why does ze cia hate thrembo if you draw a red circle around a guitar wear wig go and block a pool and then don't goon for 6.66 years and what if you kill roblox servers in 2021 by brapping up their servers with chipotle and why does every united states polticial party love the ju world order and netanyahu and how do you beat stealth game mode on baldi's basics and gain OGD and spam ai gigachad onto roblox's servers and expose david bajucki as a jew and the goyims and the joooz if a jew was male would his thingaling be called a hebrew national and how do you stop your friends from EPI and gooning because I want them to clog up roblox's servers with pajeets and and and and and ev&doe it's best known for pajeets poop

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 18586[Reply]

what are your personal experiences with UFOS/UAPS?

 18588

>>18586 (OP)
Its a very succesful psyop to hide aeronautic projects.

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 18618[Reply]

>preemptively inverting images you post on /x/ so the thumbnail is the correct color

 18627

eve&oe it doesn't get inverted on the catalog



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 18622[Reply]

vishnu???


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 18026[Reply]

Do you think feds actually watch the sharty? They definitely watch 4cuck but I feel like we're obscure enough that they won't care
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 18604

>>18026 (OP)
after that one black aryan warrior's lulzfest? 100% without question

 18606

The sharty is too irrelevant to be watched by any federal agency, and most wouldn't even understand soyspeak o algo

 18610

>>18606
Nigga we got an entire 'ki page that translate soyspeak for normgroids

 18612

>>18610
Can you share a link to that

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 18621

>>18620
thanks for aiding xhis investigation



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 18346[Reply]

PARANORMAL IMPLICATIONS?

 18609

nusoi…



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 16937[Reply]

Theres a ton of freemason lodges here in the south. I saw one the other day and theres like a very bright tv that constantly flashes symbols 24/7
heck, every town near me has a TON of masonic lodges and they dont even try to hide it, i see signs on the highways with the symbols
Does anyone know about lower level freemasonry when it comes to the south? what do they do?

 17024

Someone painted the symbol on the entrance to my town, of course nobody cares (they would if it was literally anything else) I often suspect something is off about the rich population of where i live

 18465

>>16937 (OP)
lower level freemasonry just does what they 'supposedly' do, e.g. gay roleplay esoteric parties

 18597

Lower level freemasons are so cvcked, I see them driving beater cars with shitty mason bumperstickers ev&oe xheir car is rusted and 90 years old.



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 18585[Reply]

If the connection between Moot and Epstein is true and not just a meme. The implications are massive (the same can be said about many jannies there having institutional emails).
<Reddit space
If you think about it, the attempted normalization of lolicon and the whole femboy thing originating in a 4chan pedo ring or movements such as the Boogaloo, Qanon and Incel might as well have been orchestrated from above.

 18589

>>18585 (OP)
I mean, I think we all at some point suspected that 4chan had deals with the goverment, we just didnt imagine it would be like this.

Also, there is not a single movement in earth who doesnt have an interest backing it, from your local protest to these things.

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>>18585 (OP)
I'm ripping this directly from the 4cuck /x/ thread but apparently Epstein was looking up the alleged anon whistleblower who claimed to work for him

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA01245055.pdf
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA01249662.pdf

This was probably my favorite /x/ post ever, not a high bar but it always resonated with me, and I'm aware this sounds gay but I did get goosebumps the first time I read it.

Not really sure how to feel about all this, part of me wants to say it's literally all fake and gay because so much of it is way too on the nose. I think it's purposefully meant to be an infohazard for schizos and for everyone else it's supposed to make them just roll their eyes and shrug.



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 18220[Reply]

Share experiments and videos that proves that we are not monkeys on a magical ball flying through empty space at 67,000 mph (107,000 km/h.

Resources:
FLAT EARTH SCHOOL - The Number One Flat Earth Proof
https://www.bitchute.com/video/QXAwNWo7xm6K

Did India Really Land on the Moon?
https://www.bitchute.com/video/B6dDyBtkZObA

How do Flights Like Sydney-Santiago Work on Flat Earth?
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>>>18354 (You)
>nice unoriginal meme, cunt, here's the original

 18375

I've been on a flight from Australia to South America. Flat Earth schizos are lying

 18376

>>18375
Well, have a watch and see what you think >>18233
Don’t believe it? That is fine, but I recommend you watch some of the videos; if nothing else, it’s an interesting watch for me at least. I especially like Airy's Failure

 18582

>>18376
what in the world

 18591

иди нахуй ЦРУ

 18592

ЦРУ блять



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 18499[Reply]

i will die for my country hyperborea.

 18547

maybe if you posted this years ago it would be funny but normies discovered the joke so now its all a psyop if it does exist the people that live there are evil

 18549

>>18547
actual normies think it's schizo bullshit, if they have any awareness of the topic at all (most don't, i have had enough contact with them to know this). the real psyop is that there is nothing in that area at all and Trump was just being a big dumb goofball when he attempted to annex Greenland.

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>>18547
normies only know about agartha doe, hyperborea schizos are safe for now



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 17987[Reply]

Satania. Tranny phallometry. Critical soyquoting. Froot. Helper. Stinker. Tomorrow. Dawn. Jarty. Bypass. Ischemic stroke. Soot. Janny. Sunday. The west. Schwab academy. Clitty cage. Interact. Reply. Seek. Sink. Sunk. Sank. Swallow. Think. Black. Coal. Big. Coal. Large. Pumpkin spice. Difference of size. Heel. Black. Kneel. Leviathan. Common. Glory. Open. Whole. Injust. Ingest. Dissolve. Officers. Images. Nice. Pumpkin spice. Subjection. Tribe of Levi. Calling. Christ. Embrace. Satania.

 18405

>>17987 (OP)
SATANia

 18407

Playing with the queen of hearts…
Knowing it ain't really smart…
The joker ain't the only fool…
Who'll do anything for you…
Layin' out another lie…
Thinkin' 'bout a life of crime…
'Cause that's what I'd have to do to keep me… Away from you…

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 18557

>>17987 (OP)
>>18405
keyed



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 18511

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>flood

 18512

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>flood

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<flood

 18524

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<flood kys qoot

 18532

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>rape and murder quote with a circular saw



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 18530[Reply]

had this thought just now so I have to make a thread going against gnostics


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