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What does "hyperbovinization" mean?


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is this board still unlocked?

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Yep



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STIFF COCKS


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What if the "antichrist" figure is actually the good guy and the contemporary religions all exist to sabotage us? I'm not saying this is what I believe but I have to consider all the options. After the pandemic I am simply automatically skeptical about anything "most people" believe.
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>WAOW! I saw the exact same theoretical argument on r/Conspiracy!

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I don't fucking know why are you asking me? I don't know anyhting in this fucking world

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>>5125
the only correct answer to any question ever asked

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>>5125
based. knowcels on suicide watch

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New take on this
What if Hitler 2 is the antichrist?
Think about it, Hitler 2 comes around, achieved success, roots out the current evil judeo-masonic systems, and he's loved by EVERYONE. The normie masses, AND the far-right whatever-fringe-ideology-ists.
And since he wiped away the previous evil, there's NO WAY he could POSSIBLY do anything evil to us…. Right?



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This will be the last time I ever post on this website, let alone the internet. Take my advice. Do not post here. It's a honeypot. Sometime during the Kuz era, the U.S. federal government took a serious interest in monitoring this website (specifically the FBI and Dept. of Homeland Security) and using it as a datamining tool (i.e. to gather intelligence). The five eyes all watch this place. An Chud back then (around 2022/2023) leaked info regarding the nature of how Kuz basically turned this place over to the feds. The moderators are quite literally federal government employees/lackeys. Everything you say, everything you admit to on here, is NOT anonymous. It's stored PERMANENTLY. The website was NEVER anonymous to begin with but at one point in time, it was a safe place to shitpost and fringe views explored comfortably without fear of reprisal. They have created "profiles" of users based on their IP, their syntax, and method of expression through language (basically analyzing sentence structure, ideology, etc.). Nothing you say on here is anonymous. Get that through your heads.

I used to love this place before it became what it is now - basically a fed filled cesspool. Nothing about what they're doing to you or me or any of us for having dissenting opinions is normal. This is not what a free and democratic society does if it cherishes those values. They have actively supported the same machine that has pushed so many of us (young men) to the fringes of our own societies. They did this to us, and they did it for a check.

My advice to you is this; reveal as little information as to who you are or what you are about if possible. Reduce your internet fingerprint as much as you can. Use aliases. Do whatever you can to resist assimilation into this totalitarian machine that the elites have constructed. I wish all of you happiness, love, and financial success in your coming days. One day freedom shall reign again. Have faith. Goodbye.

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tl;dr

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6 months ago

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2 hours ago



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New informative gem just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39w6OdZtyFg

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The Frootists went underground, while Remaining coalyma's men gathered 'round. The Dollist sounded the alarm, and the sootist took up arms. The zartycucks withered and died, as the /a/ turned to 4cuck and cried. The /pol/ said a final prayer to brenton tarrant, the /qa/ moved their pawns either here-or-there, and the nuadmin screamed out that after all that "it simply wasn't fair albeit."

Souls banned and annihilated. The remaining good jannies shouting for soyteens to run to the bunkers and splinters, Jartycuck whispering that it would be okay, and the fleeing teens hearing the final announcement from nuadmin, he would ever hear as the banwave fell closer down - all extinguished in one of many flashes. Their stories would remain untold, their gems forgotten. No one will remember them, as there would be no one to remember after this day. Where was I, you may ask, on this unholiest of PPD Spikes? Chilling in my thread, as I watched captain coal and evil jannies in hordes. One… two… three more as soyteens burned its own memory to ashes. I sigh and holding up my soylent to the coming shockwave. A final goodbye to all soysphere achieved, and all soysphere forfeit. "What a wonderful party…" The roar gets ever-closer, as I close my eyes and smile… my jakking concluding as the ban takes me, too.

We shall unite later, Teens.

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its…..sovlfvl….

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>>5117
sovlfvl and keyed…



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 β„–5108[Reply]

Can a shizoGOD explain to me some of these anomalies

I still can uderstand some of these above ut rest of them are bizare to me

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>>5108
Either sy the ones you want explained or google them

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>>5108
sure i can explain one for you. a UFO is an unidentified flying object. that's what "UFO" stands for. "U" for unidentified, "F" for flying, "O" for object. it means a flying object that is unidentified, so if there is an object flying and it isn't identified, it is unidentified, meaning it is an unidentified flying object, or "UFO" for short, which means a flying object that is unidentified, so if there is an object flying and it isn't identified, it is unidentified, meaning it is an unidentified flying object, or "UFO" for short



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when someone asks you for a source to back up your claim, you have won the argument. never forget that


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>Hey guys I just invented AI (Artificial Intelligence) that can help us standardize some work and possibly it will help us unleash secrets of our own consciousness (most important thingever (we were DREAMING about this for 50000 years))
<REEEEEEAAEEAEAEAAAAAAA FROGIVE ME GENDERFLUIDNESS DID YOU JUST SAID YOU WILL HECKIN' REPLACE ME AND MUH """"""""""""""""ART""""""""""""""""? OH MY HECKIN' FAUCI YOU'RE JUST LIKE UH EVIL CORPORATION TRYING TO FORCE IT'S SLOP ON MEEAAAHHH EVENDOE I CONSUME IT LIKE A GOOD GOY WHEN IT HAS TRANS AFFIRMING CHARACTERS! BUT YOUR CAPITALISM WON'T STOP ME FROM CONTINUING MY WORTHLESS EXISTENCE BY DRAWING FURRY PORN VORE INCEST NTR FEMBOY ARA ARA HENTAI COMIX LITERAL 'P FOR 13.1 SUBSCRIBER ON TWEEEETAAHHHH TROONELLAS, ASSEMBLE! STOP THIS AI BRO! #STOPAI #STOPAI #STOPAI #STOPAI #STOPAI #STOPAI #STOPAI
We are literally standing on the porch of creating AGI and finding out secret depths of our sentience and (((they))) want to stop us like that… For nothing.
DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND that all questions of God, Neurobiology, Life Meaning, Afterlife LIES WITHING OUR MINDS and if we research it even a little bit we will enter new Era of humanity New Technological Singularity AND THEY WANT TO STOP US? WHY WHY ARENT WE SCREAMING ABOUT THAT IT'S AI IT'S FUCKING AI THAT WE ALL DREAMT OFF AND YET We take it for granted….
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>>5055
marge? i didn't read

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>>5069
I'll explain when eurohours start

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>>5069
erm basically you should invest in openAI and suck my johnson I feel like it's leaking

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skibidi

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