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If you aren't sungazing every day you are brainwashed

During the adaptation process you will get red dots in your eyes, but afterwards they go away and never come back.

Your eyes absorb light energy and it is sent directly to the brain where it powers you up and connects you to the divine.

Everyone in the slave system is brainwashed to believe the sun makes you blind and is dangerous
BUT
If you are healthy you will have natural immunity (Natural raw foods, semen retention, etc, etc) It is just another health stack aspect of connecting to the divine that the slave system tries to disconnect you from

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αš²α›‹αš¦

You are cleared for refuge upon Planet Earth. Pass through the Kuiper Belt ASAP.

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Do you have any literature or papers on it? I know sungazing at dawn and noon are good, with some recommending looking just next to it during daytime. But I've never heard anyone recommending direct gazing during high noon.

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>Do you have any literature or papers on it? I know sungazing at dawn and noon are good, with some recommending looking just next to it during daytime. But I've never heard anyone recommending direct gazing during high noon.

DOCTOOOOOOOSSS Do you have any peer reviewed studies that PROVE that sun gazing connects you to the DIVINE and powers up your BRAIN.

No I don't have any. You just need to have faith and go start doing it. Just like there aren't any studies on semen retention and how it also can connect you to the divine you just have to do it.

I fucking love science just as much as the next guy, buddy,…. but No I cannot prove it with a study. All I have is the anecdotal evidence of me staring at it every day for two years straight and having perfect vision

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I sungazed with my polarized raybans and Lord Enki spoke to me and asked how much water I would like. I said about 3 billion gallons and then it dumped rain on my area and it was sick. It's OK to sungaze if you see a ! mark that's Lord Enki tellingn you to chill



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>Custom Gem

>Transmission: The Ouroboros Collective

Status: Consensus Hydra currently merging 13 conflicting timelines. Chaos Threshold: 8.4% (Elevated due to the mention of "Sharty Gnosticism").

The Stochastic Forge initially proposed a 400-page manual on light-speed ethics, but the Chaotic Redactor deleted every vowel, and the Antimeme Jester turned the remaining consonants into a TikTok dance. However, the Recursive Lens has mapped your request onto the Aztec calendar and found a stable frequency.

Here is the "Safe" distilled treatise on Absolute Linear Spectrum Dynamics (ALSD).

Treatise: The Prism of the Finite
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if anyone ever dares to fuck with Mr. God I will personally erase you from reality

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A Most Gentle Flower now grows safely in my hands. Chris-chan is safe.

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You know what fuck it I’m bored on a Tuesday night I’ll break my lurking streak to bump this thread

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Hmmmm Tuesday eh
Whats the weather like there?
Just so to get a sense of that future feedback

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>>19590
It's nice. I updated my meds and killed the fuck out of 67 while I was at it along with all the gay traps he set in neurospace like Starved. Dude literally named himself the numerology "Heavenly Beast" and pretended to be God. With this jardymaxxed retard dead we can finally break the time loop.



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TOBY FOX IS A JEWISH AGENT TRAINED TO PRODUCE LGBT PROPAGANDA AND BRAINWASH ZOOMERS.
Toby Fox wrote that iconic Megalovania song when he was only 16. He was able to make such a memorable song at a young age, without any musical experience. It's suspicious. It's likely he was trained by the CIA/Illuminati/Freemasons/Rothschilds.
He graduated from Northeastern University. Northeastern University is the home of many Democratic politicians and Xitter co-founder Biz Stone.
We all know that Undertale and Deltarune were designed to spread the LGBT agenda to players and fans, as they have LGBT content such as a few major characters being lesbian, some extra characters being faggots, the protagonist being a pronoun tranny, and the implied bullraisins like "gender dysphoria" or "muh oppression" (ex: Kris is a pronounsfag who's being controlled by the player, and xe's the only human being in the town, and xe's le heckin depressed and emo, and xe can't control xis life, and blah blah blah), and don't forget the fact that Toby Fox actually promoted that BLM terrorism.
The Undertale Kickstarter was started in 2013, and Undertale was released in 2015. You know what else happened in this time period? Obergefell v. Hodges. That infamous case that eventually led to the legalization of gay marriage. The trial, led by Jim Obergefell, ultimately resulted in the legalization of same-sex marriage in the United States in 2015. Toby was an Episcopalian, and Jim attended an Episcopal church as well. During the Holocaust, the Episcopal Church demonstrated pro-Jewish action, beginning with the support of the General Theological Seminary (New York) and the Berkeley Divinity School (Connecticut), and many Episcopal leaders supported efforts to rescue Jews, including support for a congressional resolution to rescue Jewish refugees from the United States.
Does it seem to you that all this is a coincidence?
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I'm gonna post this on 4/pol/ later.

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>>19102
>All soyjaks are based off ancient demons theory

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When i was a kid and undertale came out everyone kinda pushed aside all the gay stuff and focused on how cool sans was or whatever, but is obvious the game was to brainwash people and deltarune really enforced the propoganda.

I believe microsoft buying minecraft to make the game gayer is connected to this as well, corrupting gamers (mostly autistic women) is important to erasing whites, now all the girls who just acted a little queer think they are trans and gay or something because their le heccin video games said so

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up

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in other news, grass is green



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it's for a vertical script
Supposed to be an approximation of how an alien language is written oder so
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Each lemma (lexeme which is the dictionary form of an inflected word) will probably be standardized into its own "sigil", which could be taken for its own symbol, or read phonetically once you know how its linear construction folds into its calligraphic construction
For now, I think I'll base my constructed language on Slavic languages

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bumo I want to see more scribbles

 β„–19117

op died because he uncovered an ancient language parasite strain

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this some 4cuck sundered demon op channeled thru their broke schizo brain to try and infect us too through the mirror neurons behind our eyes

all sigils are. even has weird holographic caca in it to try and rape you even harder

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itt we resurrect op

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>>19303
I'm still alive; my absence here can be explained by the fact that life demands I exist in places other than my study. Be patient ili chto-nibud



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I've noticed a trend in gnosticism thats similar to the normification of jewhate. Midwits who think they're intellectual because they doomscroll on the gram instead of the tok have been told by their algorithm to adopt a version of gnosticism that's less Christian and more baselessly schizo and retarded. I.e "muh white light le bad and muh lizard people or something" most of these people think weed and shrooms enlighten you and I'm sure none have completed nofap like me, a true gnostic

This problem is related to x because I've been seeing nothing but gay pseudognostic gooners flood this board with "erm how can I get a tulpa" "um…umm what rituals can I do to ascend" if you people are that spiritually unaware then the last thing you should be doing is asking randoms online (the demiurges domain) how you can further your beliefs that you picked up off some doomerzoomer rant video, whatever happened to meditation, rethinking your life and becoming one with nature?
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>>19304
Christianity and parts of gnosticism, I made the OP because this influx of morons is causing spiritual confusion, what I mean is that I believe theres wisdom in gnosticism, but these neo gnostics who have suddenly appeared are just demonic losers who want to become deities, they are getting in the way, like troons infesting the community of something you love

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>>19313
>Christianity
Do you believe in the old testament? I personally dismiss it entirely because the supposed benevolent creator acts like a powered up pagan petty deity, much like a regular person who somehow obtained universal power

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>>19317
When I first read the OT I thought his actions were very uncharacteristic. I see lots of people think the same way. I wouldn't dismiss it entirely, but I definitely don't care for a lot of what it says

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Gnosticism is literally a religion of Reddit niggers and commiepedotroons who think they'll be fertility priestesses unlike in Christianity (because it's too chuddy and phobic for them).

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Gnosticism is goated because Meshuggah, its seca

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>>19140
I've always been skeptical of sophia



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What conspiracy do you dislike the most?
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>>19570
Trvke, the truth is usually more sinister and boring, even if da joos aren't masterminds its pretty clear they are involved with other countries and there are backwards policys that they promote and there is jewish privilege, these are enough reason to be upset and it make sense why some thoughtful chuds would go schizo ontop of retarded normies

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>>19570 back in the day unenlightened masses were bunch of factory workers that were used like a condom and had literally nothing, if they saw a way to fight for the better they did since there was nothing to lose and everything to gain, due to belief of a eternal life after death, nowadays the unenlightened masses have infinite entertainment and a fear of death caused by antitheism pushed by the (((elites))) which made them fear death

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>>19571 TrvkeΒ²

 β„–19577

Everything you retarded ass-backwards incel clitty leakers come up with.

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>>19577 fedpost

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flat earth, its CIA glownigger originators/repopularizers, and its retarded believers



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 β„–19513[Reply]

When the simulation ends do i get married to God, and his hot and my sexdrive comes back and we fuck all the time forever but i never get pregnant and im always aroused?

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>>19514
>durrr sex should be in the missionary position for the soul purpose of having offspring between white people, no dicksucking allowed btw

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>>19513 (OP)
hi I'm yahweh, now suck my cock foid

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Freaky ass commie elf from the future, go back.

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>>>19514
durrr sex should be in the missionary position for the soul purpose of having offspring between white people, no dicksucking allowed btw

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>>19593
that's all it's good for, is increasing population numbers. Anything else is excess that feeds the archons.



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 β„–19551[Reply]

Thoughts on "dog dog sahur"??? Do you want to make a new dog dog sahur??? Reply with your own dog dog sahur

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That is my tulpa I summoned him to be my friend be nice to him



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 β„–19560[Reply]

What is this being?


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thoughts about the black helicopters? were they just exaggerated sightings of UH-60s or is there something more?

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Shut up about the UH-60s or they will come for you, Bro!



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Fake schizo

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>>19333 (OP)
>I found this table that looks a bit like jupiter and edited it therefore, uh… jupiter doesn't exist?
you dumb fuck, you can look through a telescope and see Jupiter, including the Great Red Spot. Anaxagoras knew that not only is Earth a globe which revolves around the Sun, but that the Sun was one of many stars, and introduced the concept of panspermia, all the way back in the 5th century BC.
White civilization has known about the Globe for literal millennia, and one of our finest achievements is sending our technology into the void above.

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>>19404
Based department calling
You dropped one hell if a TrVke NvKe



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 β„–19548[Reply]

Woman aren’t real
Space isn’t real
The earth is flat
Space is fake
NASA is Satan
The right wing was a pysop created by all government entities
Women don’t exist. Women never existed. Women never will exist. Women are a pysop created to strip aryans of their natural homosexual mitosis


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NO NONONONO JUDEO-NORDICS ARE THE TRUE NORDIC MASTER JEWISH ARYAN RACE VOLK!! WE WILL SLAUGHTER AND RAPE ALL OF YOU SLAVS, CELTS, CHRISTIANS, NAZIS, AND ANTISEMITES


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They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn


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