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 19789[Reply]

There have been multiple reports for a while now, straight from the depths of 'cordhell, of the most obsessed autists disappearing.

Nobody could figure out where they'd went. But they all had the same thing in common - every one of them were shut-ins, obsessed over shit nophono cares fan about, and cared more passionately than anyone.

Since then, a few of us were put in charge of keeping tabs on them. I thought nothing much of it at the time, after all, they were probably just 41%ing themselves.

But one night I was tipped off that one of them had left their house.

It was 3 am, so I didn't think much of it; they usually go to buy snacks around this time given their sleep schedules, and more importantly, to not have to see anyone from way back in high school while they're out.

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 19792

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>Ohnonononono nusoilsedement, I should have heeded the warning. I've become a field specialist specialising in in brackish marsches and now nophono is going to rape me with a rust pickaxe

 19797

I've been researching the depth of hermit crab sand hole depth in my local marshes and nophono raped me last night though



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 19771[Reply]

Tonight, the most important battle of history will happen.
It will be between Entity 2315 "Nophono" and Entity 001 "Clamstaples"
This battle will decide the fate of humanity
If Nophono wins, Humanity will survive, but Entity 2315 will no longer be limited, missing person cases will rise, because Nophono will start hunting down people
If Entity 001 wins, may god save you, only 1% of Humanity will survive.
The battle will happen in the Appalachia's, between 1AM-3AM eastern day light time.
spread the message

 19790

WHAT HAPPENED

 19791

What other entities exist?



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 19744[Reply]

The one you call “froglee” is secretly a higher being. They dont want you to know this.

 19763

>>19744 (OP)
is froglee the one that says frognigger, or is it the frogposter that posted that 'comfy award' smugjak

 19787

>>19763
The one who posts the screenshots of frogfails

 19788

FROGLEE HAS LUCK MANIPULATION!!!



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 19543[Reply]

Please help me, i went through a retarded self induced psychotic ego death of DP/DR 10 years ago and for a long time i accidentally made it worse cuz i didn't know how to make it better.
Im not deprsonalised anymore but i still just feel so depressed and cant enjoy things, eventhough i got back my emotions theres no point cause i can't enjoy any of it and my brain keeps telling me my feelings are weak WHEN WILL I FEEL IT ALL STRONGLY AGAIN!?

 19544

Like all i know i need to do is to stop feeling like my feelings are weak but at every single second of my life i feel like my feelings are too weak, and if i catch myself feeling something strong IMMEDIATELY it gets shut down and im like "oh i felt something strong! come back come back!"

 19545

also i feel kind normal when watching movies, but the thoughts keep telling me “you dont feel good irl or outside or in your house or anywhere”

 19608

try asking a psych for wellbutrin or another antidepressant. I have major depression + PTSD and bupropion is the best blue pill I've ever had for not having those terrible thoughts anymore. what you have is called anhedonia and it sucks

 19777

drink an energy drink like a rockstar or something and report back how it makes you feel

 19786

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>Please help me, i went through a retarded self induced psychotic ego death of DP/DR 10 years ago and for a long time i accidentally made it worse cuz i didn't know how to make it better.
>Im not deprsonalised anymore but i still just feel so depressed and cant enjoy things, eventhough i got back my emotions theres no point cause i can't enjoy any of it and my brain keeps telling me my feelings are weak WHEN WILL I FEEL IT ALL STRONGLY AGAIN!?



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 19760[Reply]

I keep seeing and drawing weird shapes from my dreams
Am I going to hell?

 19761

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it's demoniggers trying to infect your brain through euclidean neural hacks just open your eyes when it happens

 19764

>>19760 (OP)
dreams are God talking to you, thats why you pray b4 going to bed
all your waking thoughts ARE demonic though, or at least susceptible

 19769

Clear your mind for one day and only fill it with a few pleasant things (such as nature and monastic architecture), also think about every single word you speak, and only speak when praying, making short replies, or speaking carefully of that which is higher. Hopefully this could mitigate any uncomfortable dreams you're having.

 19775

the one on the bottom looks like an easter island statue



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 18371[Reply]

HOW DO I MAKE A TULPA
HELP HEKPBELP HELP ME PLEASE I NEED THIS
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 19743

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I'm going to make a tulpa out of my WoW demon hunter character and her sheet is going to emphasize how she never wears shoes even when kicking demons to death and squishing them into bloody guts with toe kicks

 19751

yes they are not real but thats kind of the point nigga

 19752

I did a bunch of drugs which sent me into psychosis. During this I fasted and didnt drink water. During this trip and psychotic episode I was forming people on the walls and in the shadows. I got the shadows to dance for me but then I found God. I struggled with the idea of whether or not I should keep this person of nothing in my head since it jacked me off and told me it loved me. But, it says in the bible that those who love nothing end up like it. It's why magic and idols are so destined in the eyes of God. It got to a point I could see it very clearly in reflections and was relaxing with it and talking to it in my head (this was a while after the psychotic episode and drug trip). But, as quickly as I had this, I decided to get rid of it because God told me it was evil, it's written right there in the bible. Tulpas or whatever the fuck are powerless nothings that just want to lie to you. What you should focus on is the living God who isn't in your head and posses a will of it's own.

 19753

I can also tell you for certain that it was demonic because the nothing person wanted me to create it and draw it or whatever the fuck. Its what they do, they want to be made out of iron and worshiped but they are powerless.

 19754

people will also claim this or that, but it's all delusional bullshit. It's all nothing, insanity. Do not listen to pseudo magicans, they know nothing. True wisdom comes from God.

 19762

>>19754
yeah but this is a thread about generating and breathing life into tulpas not unbidden demoniggers infecting you from drug abuse



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 19755[Reply]

Symbol in spoilers

 19756

can u explain this? Whats the S?

 19757

Whats the stars?

 19758

Why is it in a box

 19759

>>19755 (OP)


This represents the untypable symbol for it.



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 19747[Reply]

I worked medium on this untypable symbol.

 19748

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So here is the untypable symbol!

 19750

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S



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 19749[Reply]

emojis were based on a true story. In 1923 a man named Hemoe G. would get kidnapped by the cia and dissected by mad scientist Ange Riburds in antartica. They would cut his head off and attach the nerves and circuits to a system that would be used to control and modify his facial expressions to Riburd's liking.

>>19726
>flartson


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 19721[Reply]

 19740

>>19721 (OP)
shit like this is why AI exists



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 19723[Reply]

dis le truth


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 17897[Reply]

the SKYPE PEDO is calling…
NEVER ANSWER IF THE SKYPE PEDO CALLS YOU AT 3 AM
the SKYPE PEDO suddenly adds 990+ people into a group call doesnt give a FUCK
The Mysterious Origins Of The SKYPE PEDO
Very few people know where it all began, a tale only the oldest and most obsessed of oldFAGGOTs have the displeasure of knowing, certainly no one in the sharty is old enough to have witnessed it.
Circa 2009, a trend started in 4chan, where anons would add eachother in skype, either because some were too retarded to set up IRC, or some seeked the thrill of adding 4chan anons in a "normal" platform, which was a novel concept at the time. at first it was just a couple autists messing around, but over time it evolved into something much more sinister…
THE SKYPE PEDO REMEMBERS…
The skype pedos were a uniquely evil bunch, a parasitic community of demon posessed amerimutts, out of them one maniac stood out, who would be known as "THE" SKYPE PEDO, he never sleeps, never gives up, the internet never saw anyone as obsessed as him. he wrote entire paragraphs in seconds like chatGPT before chatGPT was even a thing. and once he clings on to something he never lets go.
The SKYPE PEDO doesnt forget, the SKYPE PEDO doesnt forgive…
Over time the groups died out, and people grew up and moved along with their life. but the PRIMORDIAL SKYPE PEDO never left… he was always there since day one. no one else stood the test of time but the SKYPE PEDO… up until the system collapsed. Out of the rubble came forth the SKYPE PEDO…
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 17902

stop spamming your shit on everyboard fam

 19713

Ups

 19765

>>17897 (OP)
Wasn't this guy but It this happened me playing tf2 as a caca



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 17698[Reply]

happy halloween schizo /x/ niggers
and wish a happy halloween to other or get rape

 17700

happy halloween PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME

 19716

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 19444[Reply]

This thread was made by a bot as it has the exact same reppeys as it had the last time it was posted word for word a few weeks ago. The sharty is brimming with repost bots now.

 19445

>dead sharty theory

 19709

>>19444 (OP)
I reposted the sons of skyrim thread because I had a screenshot of it and thought it would be funny. Had to reverse image search and add the images in paint.net manually because the og post had all 3 in one image, but reverse image search gave them to me individually. Was worth a few gegs here and there, but not a whole lot of reppies from it.

 19710

tldr: it may not be bots and it might be a person reuploading for gegs

 19711

I wasn't the og poster of the thread I just had a screenshot and thought it would be funny to post it myself



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 19584[Reply]

So I heard what sounded like one of my cats meowing in my sister's room I was gonna open the door but didn't wanna wake her up and then the cat instantly stopped besides for like 30 seconds I think da joos were trying to bait me into opening the door to make me look bad as a punishment for fighting against saturn worship.

Btw e621 has various references to saturn worship and da kikes n shiet in it's logo. It's all freemasonic rituals or whatever.
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 19602

>>19591
in an alternate timeline, society is mostly pagan, and pagan tin foil hats are freaking out about cross symbolism in everything because the elites are Christians

 19603

>>19602
pagans couldn't have a society since every tribe and village would have its own jerdee gods and war over those 24/7 tho

 19605

>>19603
erm, I don't mean to deliver an ontological shock, however… every tribe and village already has its goyball mascots that they argue over, shemmyclock

That, and there'd still be an imperial/national pantheon, in addition to local pantheons.

 19680

>>19591
Do not talk about the storm
Do not talk about the source
Do not talk about what is over there

 19681

Don't criticise it
Don't humour it
Accept it's existence, accept there is nothing we can do about it right now, and be thank ful that its here

 19682

Do not worship the storm, or symbolism or saturn
Don't embracei into the culture surrounding it either
Accept it's existence and accept that, unless presented to you, you will never know it's real purpose



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