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There an embed in the pinned post.
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>>5475
Spelling error.

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AVERI EMBEDDED AVERI ITT DO NOT DOWNLOAD MA'AM

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>>5478
AVERI EMBEDDED IN THE LEFT EYE

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>>5478
Nigga fucking watermarked his ‘jak

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::FURNIGGERY DETECTED IN THE THREAD. DO NOT APPROACH WITHOUT A SAGE::



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My father eats from Burger King whenever he is constipated because he thinks their burgers have antibiotic.

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nigger

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>>5464
and somehow it works atleast for him



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The janny cord gangster mafia are after me please send help

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blink twice if you need help

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meds

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>Moved to /x/
((They)) are trying to discredit me the janny gangster police



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&&&&&

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>&&&&&

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>>&&&&&



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>biblically accurate niggers


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A few days ago while I was sleeping, saw something. It was large and big but couldn't see it properly. Then I wanted to turn the lights on but it was broken, don't know why. It was getting closer and closer. It was also black, had a tip like pinky color and also really visible vessels. I thought it was my father, he always wears pink hat and brown pants with shirt even in the home. Weird I know but it wasn't and quickly got around my neck and strangled it. While i was fighting to get out, threw me to the wall and I passed out. After I woke up, I realized that my asshole was bleeding and saw something white on the floor and my asshole too. When I got in my bathroom, saw a spade with Q on my face. Maybe someone got in my house and did it but when I was looking at my home's "security" camera, there weren't any footages from that creature or whatever. Even doe I tried some drugs before I went to sleep, maybe it happened due to the effects of the drugs but it was simple ones though.

Am I really that retarded to do this to myself?


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baby



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dead internet theory is real you are all fucking bots

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A few months ago, I was driving along the streets of Los Angeles with my friend, Zack, until we realize that we were running out of gas.

We were trying to park somewhere to give our car a rest, but no luck. Then something caught our eyes. It was a McDonald's building with Ronald McDonald at the top of it.

When we parked by the parking lot, we noticed that they was no customers inside. It was weird, considering that McDonald's is open 24/7. Also. there were no cars either. I could've swore that the Ronald McDonald statue turned its head against me.

I told Zack about it, but when he he saw it, it was in normal position. He told me I was going nuts, but the statue DID turn it's head. I then heard a faint laugh coming from the inside. We got terrified. I tried opening the door, but it was locked by a rusty Master combination lock. We didn't have time to figure out the combination, so Zack pulled out his gun and shot at it. it was finally unlocked.

So we opened the door to the inside. What we saw was so horrible. There were dead corpses all over the tables and chairs, and lots of blood in the soda machine. We puked in the trash can that was next to us, but before we did that, I saw mutilated arms and legs inside, which made us puke even more. How did McDonald's end up like this? We were so hungry, so we ran into the kitchen. There were fries and a few burgers, I thought we finally found food, until we saw more corpses.

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>>5452
It's not so much that the internet is infested with bots/AIs (it is, though), but that its actual flesh and blood userbase are a bunch of no-original-thought niggertrons, regardless of skin color



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01/13/24

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>>5445
Why does this seem like one of those "really, nigga?" type reaction images

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>>5443
the cob killer



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NO MORE DYING THREADS
++Iceberg bunker VILL be taking place in here.++

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Coalson



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