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 19812[Reply]

Theyre coming for you


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 19793[Reply]

The shit nophono cares fan about is most likely real, and (somehow) not made up nonsense. The more SNCA shit we make SECA the weaker he becomes. This is imperative to the survival of all Giggerdom.
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I have a short list of SNCA subjects to name, which are most likely shit he cares fan about by the seemingly random abductions of professials within these fields:
>Mesoamerican mining techniques
>20th century Westfjord infrastructure projects
>Hole puncher standarizations and their different advantages/disadvantages to one another
>Luxembourg uranium deposits and extraction
>Ostrobothian Fenno-Swedish internetforums
>Alpine micro-climate agriculture
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For each arrow of SNCA (You) can save one Gigger. Your contribution helps.

 19794

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>concurrent albanian blood feuds
>the libyan exchange stock market
>mauritanian black market slave prices
>francophone petanque clubs in ethiopia
>the logistics of fibre cable installations in permafrost enviorments
>innovative cement technology and development

 19795

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>traditional taron architecture
>the aerodynamics of non-sport cloathing
>sardinian throat singing
>avantgarde glass blowing styles
>home crafted match sticks
>nanoart
>the long term geopolitical implications of building hydro electric dams
>Hi-Fi focused PC monitors
>key-harp competitions
>harpsichord tuning
>the modern maintenance of mechanical 1830-1920's pencil sharpeners

 19796

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>the 2024 niuean constitutional referendum
>reading the book 'on theosophy' by evola
>the culinary culture of the karen people
>christian ashrams
>patent office opening hours
>sand quality for differing industrial uses
>the kolink KL-500M power supply DC output
>palestinian micro-breweries
>the first translation of tolkiens 'the hobbit'

 19807

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>the sony model yy7856e wireless speaker
>refurnishing albanian bunkers
>fraser typography
>the duisburg streed grid



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 17826[Reply]

Gooks embed their umbilical cord links in the phonos when they make them
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 17887

up

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 19803

<DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 19806

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>Gooks embed their umbilical cord links in the phonos when they make them



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 19798[Reply]

>ending all life on earth is the only way to stop samsara btw

 19799

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all hail samsara

 19800

>>19799
this baited mi



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 19789[Reply]

There have been multiple reports for a while now, straight from the depths of 'cordhell, of the most obsessed autists disappearing.

Nobody could figure out where they'd went. But they all had the same thing in common - every one of them were shut-ins, obsessed over shit nophono cares fan about, and cared more passionately than anyone.

Since then, a few of us were put in charge of keeping tabs on them. I thought nothing much of it at the time, after all, they were probably just 41%ing themselves.

But one night I was tipped off that one of them had left their house.

It was 3 am, so I didn't think much of it; they usually go to buy snacks around this time given their sleep schedules, and more importantly, to not have to see anyone from way back in high school while they're out.

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 19792

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>Ohnonononono nusoilsedement, I should have heeded the warning. I've become a field specialist specialising in in brackish marsches and now nophono is going to rape me with a rust pickaxe

 19797

I've been researching the depth of hermit crab sand hole depth in my local marshes and nophono raped me last night though



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 19771[Reply]

Tonight, the most important battle of history will happen.
It will be between Entity 2315 "Nophono" and Entity 001 "Clamstaples"
This battle will decide the fate of humanity
If Nophono wins, Humanity will survive, but Entity 2315 will no longer be limited, missing person cases will rise, because Nophono will start hunting down people
If Entity 001 wins, may god save you, only 1% of Humanity will survive.
The battle will happen in the Appalachia's, between 1AM-3AM eastern day light time.
spread the message

 19790

WHAT HAPPENED

 19791

What other entities exist?



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 19744[Reply]

The one you call “froglee” is secretly a higher being. They dont want you to know this.

 19763

>>19744 (OP)
is froglee the one that says frognigger, or is it the frogposter that posted that 'comfy award' smugjak

 19787

>>19763
The one who posts the screenshots of frogfails

 19788

FROGLEE HAS LUCK MANIPULATION!!!



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 19543[Reply]

Please help me, i went through a retarded self induced psychotic ego death of DP/DR 10 years ago and for a long time i accidentally made it worse cuz i didn't know how to make it better.
Im not deprsonalised anymore but i still just feel so depressed and cant enjoy things, eventhough i got back my emotions theres no point cause i can't enjoy any of it and my brain keeps telling me my feelings are weak WHEN WILL I FEEL IT ALL STRONGLY AGAIN!?

 19544

Like all i know i need to do is to stop feeling like my feelings are weak but at every single second of my life i feel like my feelings are too weak, and if i catch myself feeling something strong IMMEDIATELY it gets shut down and im like "oh i felt something strong! come back come back!"

 19545

also i feel kind normal when watching movies, but the thoughts keep telling me “you dont feel good irl or outside or in your house or anywhere”

 19608

try asking a psych for wellbutrin or another antidepressant. I have major depression + PTSD and bupropion is the best blue pill I've ever had for not having those terrible thoughts anymore. what you have is called anhedonia and it sucks

 19777

drink an energy drink like a rockstar or something and report back how it makes you feel

 19786

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>Please help me, i went through a retarded self induced psychotic ego death of DP/DR 10 years ago and for a long time i accidentally made it worse cuz i didn't know how to make it better.
>Im not deprsonalised anymore but i still just feel so depressed and cant enjoy things, eventhough i got back my emotions theres no point cause i can't enjoy any of it and my brain keeps telling me my feelings are weak WHEN WILL I FEEL IT ALL STRONGLY AGAIN!?



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 19760[Reply]

I keep seeing and drawing weird shapes from my dreams
Am I going to hell?

 19761

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it's demoniggers trying to infect your brain through euclidean neural hacks just open your eyes when it happens

 19764

>>19760 (OP)
dreams are God talking to you, thats why you pray b4 going to bed
all your waking thoughts ARE demonic though, or at least susceptible

 19769

Clear your mind for one day and only fill it with a few pleasant things (such as nature and monastic architecture), also think about every single word you speak, and only speak when praying, making short replies, or speaking carefully of that which is higher. Hopefully this could mitigate any uncomfortable dreams you're having.

 19775

the one on the bottom looks like an easter island statue



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 19755[Reply]

Symbol in spoilers

 19756

can u explain this? Whats the S?

 19757

Whats the stars?

 19758

Why is it in a box

 19759

>>19755 (OP)


This represents the untypable symbol for it.



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 19747[Reply]

I worked medium on this untypable symbol.

 19748

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So here is the untypable symbol!

 19750

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S



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 19749[Reply]

emojis were based on a true story. In 1923 a man named Hemoe G. would get kidnapped by the cia and dissected by mad scientist Ange Riburds in antartica. They would cut his head off and attach the nerves and circuits to a system that would be used to control and modify his facial expressions to Riburd's liking.

>>19726
>flartson


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 19721[Reply]

 19740

>>19721 (OP)
shit like this is why AI exists



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 19723[Reply]

dis le truth


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 17897[Reply]

the SKYPE PEDO is calling…
NEVER ANSWER IF THE SKYPE PEDO CALLS YOU AT 3 AM
the SKYPE PEDO suddenly adds 990+ people into a group call doesnt give a FUCK
The Mysterious Origins Of The SKYPE PEDO
Very few people know where it all began, a tale only the oldest and most obsessed of oldFAGGOTs have the displeasure of knowing, certainly no one in the sharty is old enough to have witnessed it.
Circa 2009, a trend started in 4chan, where anons would add eachother in skype, either because some were too retarded to set up IRC, or some seeked the thrill of adding 4chan anons in a "normal" platform, which was a novel concept at the time. at first it was just a couple autists messing around, but over time it evolved into something much more sinister…
THE SKYPE PEDO REMEMBERS…
The skype pedos were a uniquely evil bunch, a parasitic community of demon posessed amerimutts, out of them one maniac stood out, who would be known as "THE" SKYPE PEDO, he never sleeps, never gives up, the internet never saw anyone as obsessed as him. he wrote entire paragraphs in seconds like chatGPT before chatGPT was even a thing. and once he clings on to something he never lets go.
The SKYPE PEDO doesnt forget, the SKYPE PEDO doesnt forgive…
Over time the groups died out, and people grew up and moved along with their life. but the PRIMORDIAL SKYPE PEDO never left… he was always there since day one. no one else stood the test of time but the SKYPE PEDO… up until the system collapsed. Out of the rubble came forth the SKYPE PEDO…
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 17902

stop spamming your shit on everyboard fam

 19713

Ups

 19765

>>17897 (OP)
Wasn't this guy but It this happened me playing tf2 as a caca



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