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The Jonkeylompser (REAL STORY) Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 01:56:32 №18951 [Reply]

It was the 29th of Yampy, that's 5 days ago now at the time of writing this to the /y/emper board. I was doing my moderator duties when I suddenly saw a report ticket. "KELP MOLLUSK IS HUNGRY. FEED.", and it was reporting a post made by Happysnackingdog, a user who, as you all know, stopped posting about the same time as this ticket. It was reporting his last ever post on the Yorsetalk forums. I entered a snout-chat with the "Jonkeylompser" user, asking him what was up and what he meant- mollusks used to be a very serious topic when Rage Mollusk (not gonna say his real name) landed on all 12 continents of earth during his invasion and reign- but this guy was trying to feed a mollusk? A kelp mollusk? I opened up the snout-chat saying "Hey buddy, what's up with you and this report?" and all he replied with was the same thing. "KELP MOLLUSK IS HUNGRY. FEED."; it was at this point that I thought it was just a stupid troll, taking up moderator time. Maybe a troll from http://yumpler.org or something. I wish I was right. I wish this was all a bad dream but no it's a horrible reality. It was a bit of back and forth for 7 minutes when he finally said something different. "C:/users/PleemthaPC/horsebox/HRSE_HACK.DLL". I immediately did windows+e to open file explorer- and it was there. When I opened the folder it ran the dll file and immediately images of rotting horses started appearing- and red text filled my monitor saying "THE DAY OF THE MOLLUSK IS SOON" as pictures of basque women being raped and impregnated by slugs and a so-called "slug king" that was apparently all over spanish news last week… I'll never forget what I saw that day. This continued for 23 minutes, I was frantic and afraid that I would lose the only images of my retarded cousin Cute Lillyphant Snorkling in Beirut, who died of Bema Fever in 2011. It was then that my PC shut off. I heard knocking on my cat-sized window that I use to lure cats into my room so I can rape them and throw them out after… I didn't answer… Whatever was on the other side said "OPEN. KELP MOLLUSK JANNISARY HERE."… I should have listened… I'm so sorry you guys. The dude broke my window… Clawed at my kneecaps with a meat hook except the handle was of a carved snail-cat. I was crippled and horrified. He started to recite Mollusk history in Greece and Anatolia for 8 hours even after I passed out (I watched CCTVPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 02:02:41 №18952

>>18951 (OP)
EDIT: I found the beagles who helped me. Skinned down to the bone on my driveway. A note beside them read "JONKEYLOMPSER, JANNISARY OF KELP MOLLUSK DID THIS TO THESE TRAITORS. YOU ALLOWED TO LIVE FOR NOW, BUT KELP MOLLUSK WILL RETURN FOR YOUR BASQUE SISTER.". I'm buying a gun tonight.

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Nophono's Daily Reminder Chud 03/01/26 (Sun) 09:32:12 №18948 [Reply]

Hello, teens. I am Nophono, the guy who cares fan about things. If you've seen any media related to Clamstaples, report it to me. I WILL deal with it…

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what is sungazing and why is it shilled? Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 04:02:35 №18850 [Reply]

like 2 years ago i remember seeing some post online about sungazing so while on the bus ride home from school i stared at the sun in short 3-5 second burst multiple times. i dont know why. but i did.

when i woke up the next day my eyes burned and i ended up going to the eye doctor who prescribed me eye drops.

why do people shill sungazing if it literally just damages your eyes?

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 16:15:24 №18860

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>like 2 years ago i remember seeing some post online about sungazing so while on the bus ride home from school i stared at the sun in short 3-5 second burst multiple times. i dont know why. but i did.
>
>when i woke up the next day my eyes burned and i ended up going to the eye doctor who prescribed me eye drops.
>
>why do people shill sungazing if it literally just damages your eyes?

Chud 02/28/26 (Sat) 06:24:13 №18936

its fake
refer to sun worship

Chud 02/28/26 (Sat) 09:52:02 №18938

ISHYGDDT.

Chud 03/01/26 (Sun) 04:27:49 №18946

>>18850 (OP)
You're only supposed to do it at sunrise or sunset when the sun is visibly orange. It feels good.

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Editable jewtube rant from goyslop dude Chud 02/28/26 (Sat) 13:47:08 №18939 [Reply]

Welcome to this general!
>Editing and chudifying is fun!
Alright here's the text origin:i got it from an random mineshit video. So schizos! make it >A24 SLOWBURN SCHIZO!!!

Here's the actual text:

"@Joppio05 "I'm all for safety and authority to protect and I believe there to be ground rules and structure in order for a society to flourish"

That is the vector by which they use safety language to smuggle in authoritarian control. I hope you like bait because you've eaten more than a dinner's worth.

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Copypasta Too! Chud 02/28/26 (Sat) 13:49:00 №18940

Soyteens and schizo's
Go Up and copy this thing
Here's the copyable text

@Joppio05 "I'm all for safety and authority to protect and I believe there to be ground rules and structure in order for a society to flourish"

That is the vector by which they use safety language to smuggle in authoritarian control. I hope you like bait because you've eaten more than a dinner's worth.

"and as long as you're not doing anything illegal"

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Chud 02/28/26 (Sat) 02:55:17 №18935 [Reply]

There is a state-sponsored persistent threat group actively attempting to gain access to a variety of forums and imageboards with the intent of infiltrating their inner circles of leadership and ultimately purchasing the site or getting ownership handed to them, so that they can seize communications and datamine the users of such site.
<REDDIT SPACE
The group in question is targeting privacy-focused and/or enabled websites that allow for pseudonymous interaction at a large scale, the Sharty being considered one in their lists. Do with this information as you will.

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any whitepills :( Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 02:47:38 №18920 [Reply]

i am sad

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:05:00 №18923

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>>18920 (OP)
1. God is real. All is God.
2. God is infinite love and bliss.
3. The beatific vision is real. This is the true state of consciousness. Infinite love, infinite bliss.
4. Everyone is going there. No matter what.
5. Miracles are real, and you can do them
6. Physicalism is false; consciousness is fundamental
7. Moral nihilism is false; all conscious agents have infinite value
8. Love is all there truly is. This is just a passing theatre. This love is the beatific vision. The experience of God, truly.

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:21:20 №18925

thank u :) heavens blessings to u

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weird thing that happened to me Chud 02/25/26 (Wed) 22:04:34 №18913 [Reply]

When i was a kid, my dad and i would go hunting every saturday, it was out special day, i wasnt very good but i liked getting to bond with him. However, when we killed game we didnt eat or dispose of it, we had a special "meat hole" and we would throw it down there, we had used it so much the meat was almost spilling out, it smelled like hell, i never really questioned him, or what the hell a "meat hole" even is, but it was just another thing that i did.

Do you guys have meat holes?

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:08:38 №18924

man wtf

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Chud 02/24/26 (Tue) 14:31:17 №18896 [Reply]

hello /x/, i am someone from /soy/ and we require your help, theres been a being known as clamstaples and "it" who are said to be coming soon. do you guys know if theres any way to ward them off?

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 02:49:33 №18921

Hire Etsy witch o algo

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Chud 02/26/26 (Thu) 11:03:52 №18917 [Reply]

stop

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Chud 02/26/26 (Thu) 04:36:26 №18914 [Reply]

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Chud 02/26/26 (Thu) 06:58:50 №18915

he's right yuo know…

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Chud 02/25/26 (Wed) 18:09:11 №18912 [Reply]

sup, guys. at the park right now. it's kinda cold over here, but what do I expect from cold nights?

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Chud 02/25/26 (Wed) 11:37:44 №18908 [Reply]

what is this image could somebody explain

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1-2 seconds where textures have some sort of psychedelic affect Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 03:44:30 №18846 [Reply]

Every once in a while i will be minding my business and i might be staring at a floor, ceiling, wall. And ill be surprised with a 1-2 second psychedelic affect from the pattern of the thing im staring at.

i first noticed this while leaning against the window of the bus i ride to school, i was half asleep staring at the ground the bus was parked on and for a split second i swear i thought the bus was driving above molten asphalt. it shocked me so much that a jolted up out of my resting position with wide eyes.

the most prominent is when i stare at a ceiling i am able to see faint geometric shapes from the pattern of ceiling plaster.

what could this be? early signs of schizophrenia?

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Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 04:01:04 №18849

>>18848
you should work on strenghtening it else you will get a lazy eye soon

Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 04:07:29 №18851

>>18849
geg

Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 20:05:06 №18853

I have HPPD that's sometimes like this do you do drugs?

Chud 02/21/26 (Sat) 21:13:41 №18855

>>18853
yep, i smoke weed every day.

Chud 02/24/26 (Tue) 14:56:13 №18898

I have the exact same thing, did cough meds as a kid and I expect thats what fucked me up.

Chud 02/25/26 (Wed) 08:42:22 №18907

>>18849
i have the same problem as op how do i do this

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Chud 01/09/26 (Fri) 16:21:37 №18385 [Reply]

thoughts on scp

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Chud 01/29/26 (Thu) 19:26:28 №18565

>>18385 (OP)
SCP got turned into brimstone by self inserting fags and troons the RPC authority formed as a splinter (just like muh heccin sharty) and it's pretty gemmy

Chud 02/01/26 (Sun) 16:38:48 №18630

sc'p

Chud 02/17/26 (Tue) 22:46:48 №18814

I loved SCP when I was a pequeno caceno.

Chud 02/20/26 (Fri) 22:34:25 №18841

>>18385 (OP)
SCP was aryan 'til the troons, faggots and tumblr shitskins came to ruin it

Chud 02/24/26 (Tue) 23:57:41 №18905

Most of it is troonslop but i still listen to some articles, especially on the volgun and the exploring series. Theres still alot of gems among the brimstone

Chud 02/25/26 (Wed) 06:28:01 №18906

scp
super 'p

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