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>>22088 (OP)
sean all the way grilled cheese lou garics gabagool betrayal pitching not catching radiator he was gay cary cooper fiber optic cable greasing the union parade float 20 years compromise it died on the vine betrayal once i get out they pull me back in sacred and the propane theres no stigmata these days snakes were fucking themselves long before adam and eve showed up lionel ramp beansie 47 just a kid peparelli fucking finoich manicotti small rodent rectal passage interior cheese his radiatir looked like shit

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>>>22088 (OP)
Quasimodo predicted this o qualcosa



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 №22042[Reply]

I was browsing Bitchute and this shit appeared as an advert

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did you "click here"? if so whatd it say

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i dont know how to describe the site

 №22104

2021 topaz

 №22112

>i dont know how to describe the site
Send a link chud

 №22116

>>22042 (OP)
are you a boomer, how do you even fall for this



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 №19402[Reply]

NiggaBrap47 is a rare namefag/entity who lurks in /pol/ very rarely. But even rarer, he makes a post. Whatever you do when you see it, DO NOT REPLY. Victims of this user permanently banning users of the sharty say that whenever they try to interact with anything on the site after replying, they get a error saying his name. NiggaBrap47. Then, every name on the whole site becomes NiggaBrap47. Some victims say they’ve become English Second Language. One user reports that after 3 days, they fell ill with the Flu for around a month. So whatever you do, IGNORE NIGGABRAP47!
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marge

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Up

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bum

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HE RETURNED DOCTERS

 №22011

Boo nigga lol

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hi



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Who is Nophono?
Nophono is a real person. He is a character and the subject of a well-known horror story spread online.

The story of Nophono originates from a series of posts on the imageboard 4chan, specifically on the /x/ board (which is dedicated to paranormal and creepy content). The original posts, made by an anonymous user, claimed to have found a strange, never-released VHS tape from the 1980s.

The core of the Nophono legend is this: the tape appears to be a low-budget, surreal children's show hosted by a terrifying, silent entity named Nophono. The show is bizarre and deeply unsettling, and the story claims that watching it has severe psychological effects, including paranoia, nightmares, and even physical illness.

What Does Nophono Look Like?
According to the story, Nophono's appearance is a key source of its horror. The description is intentionally vague but highly disturbing. Here are the common traits described:

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>>21409
literal xho

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>>21416
the nophono if you will
he’s married to the woman of scars tho

 №21777

up

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phono

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>>21277
no shit gigger

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'phono gem
i'm also op btw



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 №22100[Reply]

I've seen a lot of talk recently about Saturn. I don't really get it and it seems like the right place to ask, so who is Saturn, who worships Saturn and why? I'm confused.

 №22101

Pedo dogwhistle
Made to hide epstein island plain tickets purshaces

 №22105

Saturn is actually cool. but if you dont like him it does not matter because he will rape and sissify you. you can't do nothing to his existence. he is the most powerful metaphysical entity in our times.

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Jesus, Yahweh, Elohim, Adonai, Allah, Yaldabaoth, God of the material world. It's all this guy.

>Saturn is the planet of structure, discipline, responsibility, and limitation. It governs aging, patience, boundaries, and the harsh or stabilizing facts of real life. Often called the "stern teacher," it tests individuals through hard work, delays, and consequences to build resilience. It is linked to father figures, rules, government, and societal structures.

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I don't fuck know what the hell where these reppeys but what i can remember about Saturn is he was the "true god" in a try to keep his reign he ate his sons, one of they could defeat saturn and rescue his brothers(i don't remember and lazy to go after)

Because of anxious mood from conflicts Romans start seeing saturn as a symbol of hedonism and shift in the hierarchical system. The slave got the position of his master during the night in a holiday called "Saturnalia".

The larp begins because 'ancient' societies without astronomic tools could predict a hoxagon in the center of the planet. (i really dont know how)

In summary because of anxiety Romans turn to be brownoids and billionaries like to larp it probably because they have nothing better to do.



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What are you doing to evade death and be happy forever? >Friendly reminder that death, once it arrives, is irreversible, and that religions that advocate for death are Saturnian cults designed to trap people into accepting death without question.

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i dunno maybe astral projection kinda helps



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 №22080

Lord Jesus christ son of god please have mercy on me and dont drop your cross on my balding priest skull

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>>22047 (OP)
This made me geg

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>>22047 (OP)
He was preaching the fragility and brevity of life just before this. Divine providence.

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>>22078
cus theres no way it js fell on its own like that at the perfect time after probably being there for years without moving

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>>22085
he must've been talking a whole lot of bullcrap for that to happen

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 №22082[Reply]

I just wanted to post him here because I thought he'd look cool


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 №22077[Reply]

everything has led me back to christ

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christpilled



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 №22064[Reply]

Let's play my app now okay pal

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marge?



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 №21698[Reply]

Found this image on pinterest, is this just a failtroll larp book or an actual esoteric book? Im a dumbass so feel free to iluminate me
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>>21698 (OP)
Yes, it is genuine.

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>>21698 (OP)
O9A is a federal honeypot and im very certain of that. never interact with them. if they arent feds its even worse because they're a bunch of edgy "sinister" faggots with no real ideology other than "durrr humans bad"

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reddit tier niggershit if they actually followed their ideals of humans le bad they would've offed themselves and their gay ass "group" (a bunch of discord servers) would've never existed

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"hostia" is a swear word in spanish geg

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>O9A

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>>21789
ok and what does that have to do with anything
>>22068
stop shitposting this is a serious board



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Is it possible to come across text or words that if you combine together make something that once you are informed of it (by seeing the literal text or pronouncing it in your head/through a TTS), it actually has an effect on the real world and not some schizo DMT hallucination who you get raped by fractals if you meditate on it?

I need words I could use to make myself into a virile polymath with reality warping powers
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>>22005
Stop hallucinating on DMT and spouting nonsense then

 №22045

you can't warp reality on grand scale of things unless you are born with extreme predisposition to having tremendous will/vril/aura. some people like alexander or napoleon had this, but it is quite rare

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>>22045
You can cultivate Will bruv

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>>22049
everyone has their own ceiling

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>>22053
There is only a limit If you believe in it

 №22065

the word nigger is probably the most powerful word right now, it causes immense seethe from normgroids no matter what context you use it in THE WORD ITSELF ALONE IS THE TRIGGER especially since it has lost any and all meaning by this point. it is a power word in the truest sense.



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 №22052[Reply]

>fall asleep next to a ouija board
>wake up to a negative entity touching me inappropriately
has this happened to anyone else?


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I found this discussion on the wiki, which was posted not long before the handover from Quote to Salt.
Does anyone have these or are they lost media?

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>>22034 (OP)
Nvm dis was 2025



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