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 19771[Reply]

Tonight, the most important battle of history will happen.
It will be between Entity 2315 "Nophono" and Entity 001 "Clamstaples"
This battle will decide the fate of humanity
If Nophono wins, Humanity will survive, but Entity 2315 will no longer be limited, missing person cases will rise, because Nophono will start hunting down people
If Entity 001 wins, may god save you, only 1% of Humanity will survive.
The battle will happen in the Appalachia's, between 1AM-3AM eastern day light time.
spread the message

 19790

WHAT HAPPENED

 19791

What other entities exist?



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 19744[Reply]

The one you call “froglee” is secretly a higher being. They dont want you to know this.

 19763

>>19744 (OP)
is froglee the one that says frognigger, or is it the frogposter that posted that 'comfy award' smugjak

 19787

>>19763
The one who posts the screenshots of frogfails

 19788

FROGLEE HAS LUCK MANIPULATION!!!



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 19543[Reply]

Please help me, i went through a retarded self induced psychotic ego death of DP/DR 10 years ago and for a long time i accidentally made it worse cuz i didn't know how to make it better.
Im not deprsonalised anymore but i still just feel so depressed and cant enjoy things, eventhough i got back my emotions theres no point cause i can't enjoy any of it and my brain keeps telling me my feelings are weak WHEN WILL I FEEL IT ALL STRONGLY AGAIN!?

 19544

Like all i know i need to do is to stop feeling like my feelings are weak but at every single second of my life i feel like my feelings are too weak, and if i catch myself feeling something strong IMMEDIATELY it gets shut down and im like "oh i felt something strong! come back come back!"

 19545

also i feel kind normal when watching movies, but the thoughts keep telling me “you dont feel good irl or outside or in your house or anywhere”

 19608

try asking a psych for wellbutrin or another antidepressant. I have major depression + PTSD and bupropion is the best blue pill I've ever had for not having those terrible thoughts anymore. what you have is called anhedonia and it sucks

 19777

drink an energy drink like a rockstar or something and report back how it makes you feel

 19786

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>Please help me, i went through a retarded self induced psychotic ego death of DP/DR 10 years ago and for a long time i accidentally made it worse cuz i didn't know how to make it better.
>Im not deprsonalised anymore but i still just feel so depressed and cant enjoy things, eventhough i got back my emotions theres no point cause i can't enjoy any of it and my brain keeps telling me my feelings are weak WHEN WILL I FEEL IT ALL STRONGLY AGAIN!?



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 19760[Reply]

I keep seeing and drawing weird shapes from my dreams
Am I going to hell?

 19761

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it's demoniggers trying to infect your brain through euclidean neural hacks just open your eyes when it happens

 19764

>>19760 (OP)
dreams are God talking to you, thats why you pray b4 going to bed
all your waking thoughts ARE demonic though, or at least susceptible

 19769

Clear your mind for one day and only fill it with a few pleasant things (such as nature and monastic architecture), also think about every single word you speak, and only speak when praying, making short replies, or speaking carefully of that which is higher. Hopefully this could mitigate any uncomfortable dreams you're having.

 19775

the one on the bottom looks like an easter island statue



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 19755[Reply]

Symbol in spoilers

 19756

can u explain this? Whats the S?

 19757

Whats the stars?

 19758

Why is it in a box

 19759

>>19755 (OP)


This represents the untypable symbol for it.



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 19747[Reply]

I worked medium on this untypable symbol.

 19748

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So here is the untypable symbol!

 19750

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S



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 19749[Reply]

emojis were based on a true story. In 1923 a man named Hemoe G. would get kidnapped by the cia and dissected by mad scientist Ange Riburds in antartica. They would cut his head off and attach the nerves and circuits to a system that would be used to control and modify his facial expressions to Riburd's liking.

>>19726
>flartson


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 19721[Reply]

 19740

>>19721 (OP)
shit like this is why AI exists



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 19723[Reply]

dis le truth


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 17897[Reply]

the SKYPE PEDO is calling…
NEVER ANSWER IF THE SKYPE PEDO CALLS YOU AT 3 AM
the SKYPE PEDO suddenly adds 990+ people into a group call doesnt give a FUCK
The Mysterious Origins Of The SKYPE PEDO
Very few people know where it all began, a tale only the oldest and most obsessed of oldFAGGOTs have the displeasure of knowing, certainly no one in the sharty is old enough to have witnessed it.
Circa 2009, a trend started in 4chan, where anons would add eachother in skype, either because some were too retarded to set up IRC, or some seeked the thrill of adding 4chan anons in a "normal" platform, which was a novel concept at the time. at first it was just a couple autists messing around, but over time it evolved into something much more sinister…
THE SKYPE PEDO REMEMBERS…
The skype pedos were a uniquely evil bunch, a parasitic community of demon posessed amerimutts, out of them one maniac stood out, who would be known as "THE" SKYPE PEDO, he never sleeps, never gives up, the internet never saw anyone as obsessed as him. he wrote entire paragraphs in seconds like chatGPT before chatGPT was even a thing. and once he clings on to something he never lets go.
The SKYPE PEDO doesnt forget, the SKYPE PEDO doesnt forgive…
Over time the groups died out, and people grew up and moved along with their life. but the PRIMORDIAL SKYPE PEDO never left… he was always there since day one. no one else stood the test of time but the SKYPE PEDO… up until the system collapsed. Out of the rubble came forth the SKYPE PEDO…
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 17902

stop spamming your shit on everyboard fam

 19713

Ups

 19765

>>17897 (OP)
Wasn't this guy but It this happened me playing tf2 as a caca



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 17698[Reply]

happy halloween schizo /x/ niggers
and wish a happy halloween to other or get rape

 17700

happy halloween PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME

 19716

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 19444[Reply]

This thread was made by a bot as it has the exact same reppeys as it had the last time it was posted word for word a few weeks ago. The sharty is brimming with repost bots now.

 19445

>dead sharty theory

 19709

>>19444 (OP)
I reposted the sons of skyrim thread because I had a screenshot of it and thought it would be funny. Had to reverse image search and add the images in paint.net manually because the og post had all 3 in one image, but reverse image search gave them to me individually. Was worth a few gegs here and there, but not a whole lot of reppies from it.

 19710

tldr: it may not be bots and it might be a person reuploading for gegs

 19711

I wasn't the og poster of the thread I just had a screenshot and thought it would be funny to post it myself



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 19584[Reply]

So I heard what sounded like one of my cats meowing in my sister's room I was gonna open the door but didn't wanna wake her up and then the cat instantly stopped besides for like 30 seconds I think da joos were trying to bait me into opening the door to make me look bad as a punishment for fighting against saturn worship.

Btw e621 has various references to saturn worship and da kikes n shiet in it's logo. It's all freemasonic rituals or whatever.
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>>19591
in an alternate timeline, society is mostly pagan, and pagan tin foil hats are freaking out about cross symbolism in everything because the elites are Christians

 19603

>>19602
pagans couldn't have a society since every tribe and village would have its own jerdee gods and war over those 24/7 tho

 19605

>>19603
erm, I don't mean to deliver an ontological shock, however… every tribe and village already has its goyball mascots that they argue over, shemmyclock

That, and there'd still be an imperial/national pantheon, in addition to local pantheons.

 19680

>>19591
Do not talk about the storm
Do not talk about the source
Do not talk about what is over there

 19681

Don't criticise it
Don't humour it
Accept it's existence, accept there is nothing we can do about it right now, and be thank ful that its here

 19682

Do not worship the storm, or symbolism or saturn
Don't embracei into the culture surrounding it either
Accept it's existence and accept that, unless presented to you, you will never know it's real purpose



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 19632[Reply]

Astral Precipitation thread v0.01 alpha

this thread will likely be abandoned and replaced with a subsequent thread after I put together a set of documents regarding the cosmology, theorized techniques of attainment, etc.
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 19649

>>19648
Well, I think he's trying to cast a barrage of curses on me. I don't know what I'm doing here. The sharty's /x/ is useless as a platform for serious discussion of anything that matters in the UFO/esoteric world. 4cuck /x/ is a shithole full of retards with a cooldown timer, so I'm not going there, either. That other faggot is a 4cucker, and his ilk, I'd like to keep at a distance. Xitter, at this point, is better.

 19652

maybe /x/ is a dnb because of the 4cuck immigrant faggot driving off almost everyone

 19653

>>19649
I meant what are you trying to do
I also don't think you can just curse people like that

 19654

>>19652
I've yet to see a cool thread here from the handful of times i've lurked here
This is one of those times
now tell me what you are doing

 19655

>>19654
Trying to develop an open-source technique for attaining sovereignty over one's own imminent realm

 19659

>>19655
I don't follow but I think i will if i just watch whatever you're tryna do i guess



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 19567[Reply]

We all know shit Nophono cares about. But what's shit only Nophono KNOWS about?
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 19578

>>19573
i remember there was a way you could see them it was something to do with the pages and changing the number in the url but i dont remember

 19579

>>19578
meds and cease your investigation

 19615

Nophono knows what the shit Clampstaples cares about is

 19627

Nophono knows about the jardy in the walls of the Backrooms skibbidy

 19628

nophono cares about some shit

 19634

>>19567 (OP)
Nigger how would we know we're not Nophono



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