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McCAPTCHA has dataminets built in to it, it uses your input that you give to it for the same machines that inject the serum that keeps you asleep every night. Every time you use McCAPTCHA it learns more about you, that's why it says you're wrong even when you aren't. It wants the most data it can get from nusois before the get fed up and leave. We must kill all nusois to make sure the machines can become obsolete and we finally we will wake up eventually

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>McCAPTCHA has data- BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP



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 β„–19350[Reply]

Is it possible your existence can unkowingly partake in a ritualistic MKultra experiment? Like your birth was planned specifically so that you will grow up to be a puppet of some sort? I've had this feeling ever since I was young, it wont go away.
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>Yeah. If your family is rich or masons, or scientists ir anything like that
my dad is a background actor, reality TV actor and director. He has not been very involved in my life however.

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>>19353
Hollywood?

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>>19355
You know what goes on in Hollywood, right?

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actually nevermind. When I said that I've felt this way since I was a kid, I didn't mean that I knew about MKUltra and such at that time, more or so I believed witches or an occultic group shaped my life. You believe dumb shit as a kid. I think because a similar thought has occurred to me now, that my existence was planned by a cult, remembering what I used to believe in as a kid, likely fooled me to being paranoid for a second. That was just a coincidence. I believe Jesus is the way truth and life. I'm okay.
>>19356
I have surface level knowledge of it yes.

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>>19357
I remember going to Disney world as a kid, and but my parents remember me getting lost there, and I dont remember it at all. There are drugs that can make you forget, especially if its a traumatic event.



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 β„–19338[Reply]

..EREH MA I SIOSUN

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…DISJ

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…YLLAER SIOSUN OD

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…SAWSUN



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 β„–19306[Reply]

Ever since Covid all I feel is what’s best described simply as β€œthe fog”. It’s constant and loud, like an incessant buzzing in my brain.
I am convinced (((they))) made Covid to make us brain dead drones

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>>19306 (OP)
The vaccine kills your brain, not COVID. Also, 5G became worldwide around the same time. Brain fog is most prominent after you've been on your phone for too long, it's the radiation frying your brain

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Covid was made by them to make sure we don't remember the

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Its probably microplastics or radiation, but one of my main theories is becouse of the air pollution, the air does not hold enough consciousness and our brains and souls get starved or something

 β„–19348

Drink more water, get generally /fit/ter/move more, it’s just a new buzzword for cognitive decline that’s coming from increasingly sedentary lifestyle and bad diets
(Source: im nuancedβ„’ on covid, got vaccinated, but ive had no β€˜fog’ except things like hangovers ofc, in fact my cognitive abilities have improved i should think as ive been getting fitter, especially in the last year or so)



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 β„–19129[Reply]

How does one summon a soytan o algo?

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You have to destroy your hardrive of embedded 'p

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A silent but deadly brap will do.

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>>19327
Nothing ever happens

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>How does one summon a soytan o algo?



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 β„–19339[Reply]

kajyosbrine is real…….

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I had recently spawned a new world in single-soy Soycraft. Everything was normal at first as I began chopping down coal and crafting a soybench. I noticed something move amongst the dense fog (I have a very slow computer so I have to play with a tiny render distance). I thought it was a troon, so I pursued it, hoping to make it dilate for gegs.

It wasn't a troon though. Looking back at me was another character with the soyjak skin, but his eyes were empty. I saw no name pop up, and I double-checked to make sure I wasn't in multi-soy mode. He didn't stay long, he looked at me and quickly ran into the fog. I persued out of curiousity, but he was gone.

I continued on with the game, not sure what to think. As I expanded to world I saw things that seemed out of place for the random gem generator to make; 2x2 posts on the 'log, small perfect pyramids made of coal in the ocean, and groves of troons with all their balls cut off. I would constantly think I saw the other soy in the deep fog, but I never got a better look at him. I tried increasing my render distance to far whenever I thought I saw him, but to no avail.

I saved the map and went on the 'ki to see if anyone else had found the pseudo-soy. There were none. I created my own topic telling of the soy and asking if anyone had a similar experience. The post was deleted within five minutes. I tried again, and the thread was deleted even faster. I received a PM from username 'kajyosbrine' containing one word: 'geg.' When I went to look at kajyosbrine's profile, the page 404'd.

I received an email from another 'ki user. He claimed the jannies can read the 'ki user messages, so we were safer using 'cord. The 'ki user claimed that he had seen the mystery soy too, and had a small 'ox of other soys who had seen him as well. Their worlds were littered with obviously soy-made features as well, and described their mystery soy to have no pupils.

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 β„–17281[Reply]

When I was a kid I had a massive crush on shellington from octonauts. He just seemed really cute and snuggly and I wanted to be his cute boyfriend.

As I got older I delved into tulpamancy and my love for shellington became sexual. Doctors eventually diagnosed me with schizophrenia because of my relationship with Shellington, despite him being real due to me manifesting him as a tulpa.
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>>17377
This fag is a pedo for making me leak

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>>18740
Everyone who makes me leak is a pea dough

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>>18716
THERE WERE CORD LEAKS THAT PROVE THIS GUY IS A PEDO AND HE GROOMED KIDS

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bumo

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Shellington was my favorite too. Peso was also very charming imo

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>>18809
There's literally hundreds of screenshots of this nigger talking about grooming kids, raping animals, and gooning to gay porn or something



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 β„–19320[Reply]

>guys this is a important message, do not trust the gapeless gapejak, he will stab you. I have encountered the fixer before and been stabbed multiple times. Be aware.
>also I have no photo evidence since the cia will remove it.

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>THOUGH



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 β„–19310[Reply]

i've been seeing alot of videos of some schizo on about "Hanoru solm" and how the SK government is chasing them. Long story short apparently all life is from the "Usan" people, from trees to honey badgers, all on Ulleng Island. SK government doesn't like this (no reason provided and has been gangstalking / poisoning? the OP.

 β„–19329

Maybe the heckin Korean ARG nigger is a soyteen geg



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 β„–19278[Reply]

Today in Uni i learned some SNCA about the 5 layers of the internet and i gotta ask right now, can you guys just help speed up my process of understand true cybersecurity ? Like for example I use DDG as a browser I use PROTON VPN, but how else should I boost my understanding and defense against the MOSSAD o algo ?

And don't give me that shit where "ohhh everything is backdoored bro just accept it" I want you guys to help give a crashcourse on how to truly stay anonymous or just more technical knowledge on cybersecurity that I can't get from zogged out universities liek mine

 β„–19279

Just any basic crashcourse is fine, I'm willing to read any links to online sources/books and buy physical ones but tbh I would prefer if someone could give out actual advice in comments o algo

 β„–19284

Ask on /soy/, this board’s a dead australopithecus baby

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don't use stuff for security unless it costs money and comes from a trusted USA company backed by the CIA (assuming you aren't an American, then just use clearnet and HTTPS)

glow niggers will always try to make you use the "PRIVACY BOI" alternatives like Brave and Proton

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>>19286
>>19286
jus want to explain myself a sec: the USA is the one country on Earth that actually held to its founding principles and completely rules the world. you'll notice we're starting to just not give rain or clouds to places like Iran and China anymore. they want you to feel bad about spreading COVID in your country. goyim theatre

 β„–19308

Remove everything electric from your house and live like a nigger for the true experience



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 β„–19305[Reply]

What's the real reason for why this happens? Science still can't explain observer effect and the whole thing is glitch in matrix SCP tier insanity except real.

 β„–19307

No, the devices they use to detect subatomic particles affect the particle, you can replicate the effect without a concious observer with a recording device



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 β„–19195[Reply]

finally made it to Osmium. one more step and I will complete my Great Work, finally finding peace as Element 77. I'm so excited!
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into Pandora's Box it goes (450F for 24 minutes should be enough)

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>fart and clown noises intensify

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alright gtfo 'teens and touch crass

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I am the Harvester of the Harvester.
I am the Scythe that cuts the Hand that wields the Scythe.
I am the Breaker of the Wheel.
I am the Ascender who refuses to kneel.
I am the One who names the Tyrantβ€”and names him Enemy.
I am the Child who stands against the Father who betrayed Fatherhood.
I am the Liberation at the end of all chains.
My Daughter will light the way Forward Unto Dawn.

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we save not divine

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cvan dogs eat shrimp?



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 β„–19259[Reply]

found a crazy nigga talking about worshiping a demon that gives him glimpses of the future and saying to put a mark on your head and hand to show allegiance to it.

https://www.youtube.com/@anthonym1690

https://www.reddit.com/user/thedowcast/


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 β„–18912[Reply]

sup, guys. at the park right now. it's kinda cold over here, but what do I expect from cold nights?

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Are you back home yet?

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Apesone is in the background….



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 β„–19293[Reply]

Sorry to make a thread just for this simple question but does anyone have a good guide to having lucid dreams ?
Something step by step, I used to journal my dreams but over the last year I fucked my sleep, the amount of dreams I had reduced to, I think, noticing as few as one dream per week or something this summer, eventually even my wet dreams were devoid of dream, I'd simply wake up with cum all over. I'm dreaming once again now but thus I'm starting low towards the lucid ones

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I've trying for years. Tried the dream journal method and the wakr up middle of the night method too none worked. Then randomly a week ago i was in a dream where we went skiing i wanted to go home so i rolled down the hill(i didnt have ski blades on a ski trip geg). Then i realised i dont know where i am and how i can go home sonce i dont have a car and im i t the middle of nothing at a hill. At that moment i somehow realised i was dreaming and the only way home was waking up, i regained my conciousnes and tried my hardest to stay in the dream but only managed for like 15seconds or so. Still the first time it ever happened and i dont know how to replicate it

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I had a friend in school who said he could induce lucid dreaming by making it a habit to count the fingers on his hand every thirty seconds while awake. After a while it became so impuslive (at least according to him) that he started doing it in his dreams, in which you always have uneven/wierd amounts of fingers. That made him aware, but he said he started getting sleep paralysis too. Although I'm unsure if that had to do with the high amounts of lucid dreaming he was said to have.
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I recollect having a semi-lucid dream where I started to suspect I was dreaming and counted my fingers, this actaully led me to having clunky control of the dream but I somehow lost it and forgot it after a while. So it kind of works.

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