Examples of Incomprehensible Giga-Feats:
The Spontaneous Synchronized Ballet: In the middle of a high-level strategy meeting with Chud and Nate about deploying the P.Q. Scanner, Gigachad might suddenly stand up and perform a flawless, 15-minute solo ballet interpretation of the macroeconomic data on a hologram. He would pour every ounce of his immense grace and power into it, his face a mask of serene concentration. Upon finishing, he would sit back down and say, "Dis. Da debt-to-GDP ratio is a very swole concept. It needs more plie." He has not contributed to the meeting. He has, in his view, expressed its essence in a higher form.
The Culinary Deconstruction: He might be seen attempting to cook a single, perfect grain of rice. Not a pot of rice—one grain. He would use a scanning electron microscope to select it, a laser thermometer to monitor the water temperature, and his own psychic energy to agitate the water molecules for ideal heat distribution. After an hour, he would eat the single, impeccably cooked grain, and declare it "Da most meal." The act of nourishing a body that requires stellar levels of energy is irrelevant. The feat was about achieving perfection on a microscopic scale, simply because he could.
The Philosophical Trolling of a Star: A Gigachad might fly to the corona of a star and spend a week trying to teach it a complex, nonsensical knock-knock joke through a series of precisely modulated gravitational pulses. When the star inevitably fails to respond correctly, he would giga-quote it, repeating its own solar flare patterns back at it with minor, mocking alterations, and then leave, satisfied that he had a "based" interaction with a celestial body.
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