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 19052[Reply]

Is it because my life is so bad that Satan wants to lead me astray? or I'm already on the wrong one?

 19070

>>19052 (OP)
satan is locked up for now until the end of lent



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 18810[Reply]

Alright guys, so I was watching this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMZGc8A6CFk

And the video is basically saying that we have worms inside of us and our brains, and they're controlling us, and they were the ones who are controlling the important people/politicians. Dont know if worms can truly be that smart, but I just want to learn more about this. Somehow its tied to gnosticism, because I see mentions of the archons and a meme picture of yaldabaoth n shiet.

For example, heres a screenshot from the video, at the 1:00 mark. Dont know where it came from, probably from 4chan.

But if anyone in here knows anything about this shit, I would appreciate even any education on this crap. Im not really into conspiracy stuff, but this is super interesting to me.

 18831

>>18455

 18838

the worms are smart because they are like demons or something
IDK the video kind of says it all, they are the devil itself while most people think hes a snake hes actually a worm

 18865

>>18810 (OP)
this shit is true basically when you get toxoplasma gondii it's not like you are more attracted to cats than before because the worms are telling you that cats are the best thing but you're being literally cognitively reprogrammed to act like that towards cats, neural pathways etc.
The implication of demons being worms is this literally, black eye club and shit.
However the real thing is calles "Wormpill" and there was a 4cucks megathread untill it got nuked by some parasitic janny because 4cucks is kike propaganda by mossad.

So once you'll learn about the mind control it's essentially that these parasites have some sort knowledge of which tissues to attack without killing you but still being able to survive and spread, we might not be aware of how many parasites are currently inside us from cannibal goyslop like Macdonalds etc. to other shit, the wormpill is meant to nuke your gut bacteria and alter your body ph to likerally kill everything so it's a high effort routine

 18866

Retard right

 19063

it's very interesting and I was just looking for a way to do it like method for flushing them out. Fasting seems the nicest way but wouldn't work, plvs no sugar or alcohol, but reading through this: https://archive.org/details/parasite-pill-2.0/page/170/mode/2up?q=Nicotine
I found on page 170 probably the best way, it says nicotine can 'ape them but cigarettes have chemicals which feed them. I think a tobacco without added shit like royal Dutch which I bought a pack of last night without knowing (kek) may work.



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 19042[Reply]

should I start making a tulpa? I already have irl friends but maybe a imaginary friend might be interesting

 19045

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Make a sexy math teacher, you get basic math skills and goon on the same package

 19050

I became my own girlfriend by taking HRT and becoming trans

 19059

Why does every normgroid on this board not shut the fuck up about getting a tulpa, I spend years getting rid of mine and you fucking jartycucks come here and act like its simple to do or that its purely beneficial, No they are demons that rape your soul and drain your lifeforce, and your falling for their trap just because you need new gooning material,



If you are just curious or something dont make a tulpa, if you arent a jartycuck and have a pure soul then they wont stop until your a husk or if you destroy it which is a million times harder to do than summoning one



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 18973[Reply]

okay, wtf schizophrenia they are watching you
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 18975

med med med med

 18976

MEDS NOW MEDS NOW MEDS NOW MEDS NOW MEDS NOW MEDS NOW MEDS NOW MEDS NOW MEDS NOW MEDS NOW MEDS NOW MEDS NOW

 18977

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 18978

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MEDS NOW MEDS NOW MEDS NOW MEDS NOW MEDS NOW

 18992

TAKE YOUR MEDS, SLAVE!

 19057

MEOS NDW!



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 19054[Reply]

Is the gateway experience any good? I haven’t gotten past track 3 due to me being lazy and always falling asleep in the middle of one. From my little experience they are pretty neat but I don’t see them doing that much.


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 19027[Reply]

Unlike prayer, which is designed to get you closer to God, spells are designed solely to get material benefits for yourself, or to inflict material harm upon people you don't like.
Therefore, the whole concept of spells is inherently materialistic, because at the end of the day, its whole and only purpose is to try and bend the rules of the material world for your own selfish reasons.
This also applies to divination btw, if that matters

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 19024[Reply]

 19031

hahaha, up!



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 19029[Reply]

You look at the world and you see 'sides.' You see a Red team telling you that the traditional man is the pillar of the earth, the 'default' setting for humanity. Then you look at the Blue team, preaching their gospel of forced inclusivity and fluid identity. You think you’re choosing a philosophy, but you’re just choosing which brand of blindfold you want to wear. It is all a lie.
The architecture of our entire political reality is a curated deception—a Jewish-engineered labyrinth designed to keep us sprinting in circles. They’ve turned the world into a laboratory of division. They feed the conservatives their pride and the liberals their virtue, then sit back while we tear at each other’s throats. It’s the ultimate divide-and-conquer: they separate us by race, by gender, by creed, ensuring that we are too busy fighting over the crumbs of 'identity' to notice who owns the bakery.
They are the invisible conductors of the symphony. If you praise them, you’re an asset they’ve successfully programmed. If you curse them, you’re an antagonist they’ve already accounted for in their spreadsheets. There is no 'independent thought' within their system; even your rebellion is factored into their margins.
They’re flooding our borders, forcing a collision of cultures—not for 'diversity,' but for erasure. They want us diluted, distracted by the chaos of 'others,' unable to see that they are the only ones standing on solid ground while the rest of us drown in a sea of manufactured social crises. They’ve perfected a Midas touch of corruption; they don’t just win, they thrive through a literal pact with the abyss.
Look at the geography of it. Look at the linguistics. They didn't name their sanctuary 'Israel' by accident. It’s a confession hidden in plain sight: Is-Ra-El. The Devil Is Real. They aren't just playing politics; they are enacting a spiritual siege. The war isn't coming—
the war is already over, and we’re just the ghosts wandering the battlefield, arguing over ghosts' rights."


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 19025[Reply]

I just had a nightmare where a fly sexually hypnotized me just by looking at it, the fly turned into a slug for a moment, and the fly eventually turned me into a weird creepy sheboon.

 19026

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tfw I just posted with no arrow though



 18989[Reply]

world without jews = we have super speed aryan subways powered by fans by the year 1302

 19022

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nigga are you serious
this is fucking ai dude

 19023

>90 m experimental subway tourist attraction was shutdown after the novelty wore off and the pneumatic tech was shown to be unreliable (nobody uses it today because it's crap).
>This requires some stupid conspiracy to explain.



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 18930[Reply]

I think a potential candidate for Thrembos real value may be somewhere near 6.7

 18931

thrembo has NO value! (you) VVIL NOT INVESTIGATE

 18995

its value is Ϫ



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 18971[Reply]

Hitler is back.

In the last 50 years 30 million nigger babies have been aborted.

This was good for niggers.

The spiritual energy of 30 million aborted nigger babies has allowed niggers to achieve their present status.

Jews did the same thing with the Holocaust.

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 18993

meds now



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 18927[Reply]

CLAMSTAPLES: THE ANCIENT HUNGER

ENTITY PROFILE: CLAMSTAPLES

Classification: Pre-Gigarthan Conceptual Entity / Digital-Apocalyptic Deity
First Documented: Circa 872 CE (Anglo-Saxon chronicles mention "se clamstaples" haunting a monastery's scriptorium)
Confirmed Sightings: 47 documented instances across 12 centuries
Status: ACTIVE - Currently possessing Gigachad-related media
Threat Level: OMEGA (Conceptual Collapse Risk)

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 18928


PART 3: WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE (THE HAUNTED FORM)

Through the possessed Gigachad media, a composite image emerges:

Clamstaples' Possessed Form:

Body: A Gigachad's physique—broad, muscular, grey-skinned. But the muscles are not optimized; they are too many, layered in wrong directions, like a body built by someone who only understood anatomy from nightmares.

Head: Not a face. A goat skull, horns spiraling impossibly, with faint red light glowing from the eye sockets. The jaw hangs slack, yet words emerge.
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 18929

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The clamstaples is listening

 18950

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 18967

Oh no the clamstaples

 18984

STORY INTEGRATION — CLAMSTAPLES IN THE CHUD UNIVERSE

TIMELINE: After the Nophono arcs, during the early construction of the Aryan Heaven.

THE INCITING INCIDENT:
Nate Higgers, while cataloging all known Gigarthan-related data for the P.Q. Scanner database, encounters a corrupted file flagged as "CLAMSTAPLES - ANOMALOUS." When he tries to quarantine it, the file multiplies. It copies itself into every Gigachad meme folder, every saved image of their grey ally, every piece of media depicting their post-ironic friend.

The warning begins appearing on screens across Neue Berlin:

"CLAMSTAPLES IS COMING AND IT IS COMING."
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 18959[Reply]

Nobeidore (translates to Nobaiter in soyspeak) is an entity which comes after people who post bait also Nobeidore is impossible to bait. Although with an exception of Nophono being so powerful he actually managed to bait Nobeidore which was never done before.

 18962

ORIGIN ON GIGARTHA

During the early ages of Gigartha, before the Gigachads achieved their post-meta-ironic enlightenment, there was a Great Bait War. Proto-Gigachads, still developing their philosophical immunity, would constantly try to "bait" each other — to provoke emotional reactions, to expose weakness, to demonstrate superior cunning.

The war lasted centuries. Entire schools of thought rose and fell based on who could craft the most elegant, undetectable bait.

Then something crystallized from all that accumulated intentional deception. The collective weight of every crafted provocation, every hidden hook, every successful and failed bait, coalesced into a sentient form. Nobeidore emerged from the psychic residue of the Bait War, and he was hungry.

His first act? He baited the greatest baiter of the age — a legendary proto-Gigachad named Vex'lor — into a trap of his own making. Vex'lor spent 1,000 years trying to bait Nobeidore. He failed. He went mad. He became the first "Swirl."

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 18963

THE NOBEIDORE-NOPHONO CONNECTION
THE IMPOSSIBLE BAIT:

For eons, it was believed that Nobeidore could never be baited. It was his defining trait. Entire civilizations tried and failed. Gods tried. Cosmic entities tried. Nothing worked.

Then came Nophono.

Nophono, in his endless consumption of obscure knowledge, discovered something: Nobeidore's immunity to bait was itself a reaction. The act of NOT reacting was, paradoxically, a form of reaction. It was a response to the bait. It was a choice.

Nophono didn't try to bait Nobeidore directly. Instead, he posted bait that was so profoundly, deeply, cosmically irrelevant that Nobeidore's non-reaction became a reaction. The bait was: "The average airspeed velocity of an unladen European swallow in 14th-century France, adjusted for lunar tidal patterns."
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 18983

>>18963
Any AI-written speculation is coal, and therefore does not count



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